Jimmy Fallon is back with another hilarious hashtag game, and this one might be his funniest yet.
He asked people to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing about a place that they've lived and tag it with #TimeToMove, and the answers he received were as amusing as they were unexpected. One person confessed to once having a roommate that was secretly renting out their room...by the hour! Another revealed that their old roomie used to pee in water bottles because he was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Scroll down for more weird and wonderful reasons that people have decided it was time to move. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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My godchild, during her toddler years, always greeted me like this whenever I visited her: "Hello godmother" and then she would look beside me (at noone) saying "Hello". Every time.
Later that evening Jimmy received money from his father for doing what he said.
That was probably an awkward experience... "I... I just thought I'd, uh, borrow it.... Forever.... Without you knowing...."
It would scare the c**p out of me but then id realize that bats are friendly creatures and we would become good friends
Congrats, you made me laugh so hard people in the next house must wonder what I'm doing.
Load More Replies...Had an apartment like that once. When two girls with a "night job" moved in next door, I didn't sleep for 6 months. Thank God they broke their lease and left.
Sure hope you like every animal trying to kill you... <.<
Load More Replies...Never take someones pet out without consent. But maybe the dog was barking a lot when he was alone and she helped out? Dog is fine with it.
I suggest some kind of therapy for that extremely dangerous impulse control and rage problem.
Load More Replies...Mine is Skynet, but I have no neighbors to be amused by it.
Load More Replies...Are you Christina's state trooper neighbor? You're scaring her kids. XD
There's one in my neighborhood named "My IP's Up Here (.) (.) " - makes me chuckle every time it shows up on my list.
"No kids, but its definitely what happens when you get handcuffed" badum pshhhhh
We used to have neighbors in an apartment building (across the hall from us, even - not even sharing any walls!) who were so loud that we used to giggle all night....they were both morticians by trade. (Which made it even funnier - loud enough to wake the dead!)
Careful, you might end up sharing your room with an elephant!
Load More Replies...No sure if joke or bad planning. But yes, I think that it could be real story.
Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!?!
Load More Replies...When you thought about moving before, but then you`re forced to move or, if you prefer adopt Aragog`s offsprings. At least Acromantulas make great guards, so the problem with the irritating neighbours is solved.
I had an experience like this. I rented a room from an older guy. I was a bit nervous living with just one other guy but when I met him he seemed nice enough. But when I moved in he kept insisting that I must be too hot and that I should strip and sit in front of the fan in the lounge. I moved out after four days.
Ewwww, creepy older guy who rents a room to a female college student! D:
Maybe I'm just a messed up dark person, but that would be rad to me
In real cold weather you can't leave a window open if you have baseboard heaters. The cold freezes the pipes and they burst.
Load More Replies...We go through this in my neighborhood almost every weekend! You start seeing posts to the community, "guns or fireworks?"
Think that's bad? I live near a gun range. So there is no chance that it's going to be pretty fireworks, just those damn guns. And I swear someone has a machine gun down there, along with EVERY KIND of other gun that's ever been made. Drives me nuts.
Also the police have arrived and patrolled in my apartment area several times.
Every time I hear a boom I can't tell if it's a gun or firework and feel terrified.
No, It's when you CAN tell the difference that it's time to move.......
It's kinda... exciting. Will it be your turn soon or will it stop just before your home?
Not something to be proud of, but I have this skill too.
Load More Replies...My ex used to trim his toenails and save them bedside to chew at a later time. Ewww.
Probably why he kept showing up. Weird solution on your part by the way.
The Internet says it works to dissuade religion salespeople.
Load More Replies...Hahhahaha I laughed out loud for this damn casserole haunting you hahaha
Jump on him, crash his skull on the ground, take back your key, don't forget to lock behind you.
Noooo! And get your dead skin, sweat, and genital juices on them?!
Load More Replies...Honestly, I would move myself and let him deal with the unpaid bills.
Load More Replies...That would be of great biological interest to me. We only have some mold in the corners.
I saw actual mushrooms growing indoors too. And pretty big as well. By the wall behind which was the bathroom.
Load More Replies...Right? Seems like such a hassle for a girl. Maybe she peed in a bottle beforehand and then poured it on the welcome mat?
Load More Replies...Or something's in the wall, my friend had a cat who stared non stop at the wall, they checked it out one day and there was a wasp nest in the wall
My degus stare at the nothingness, using their barking alarming cries. I suppose my apartament is haunted by one of my first degus, which is dead for three and a half years now. The jack russell of my best friend is barking to the thin air as well. Perhaps her apartament is haunted by her three rats she used to keep years ago.
My two cats always stared at the ceiling of our stairway landing halfway down to the basement. Turns out someone hung herself there.
Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter if he's bisexual and sleeps with a guy.
What a stupid reason for the cops to be called! I think the neighbors should be the ones to move if they cannot tolerate being looked at by a dog. Perhaps the doggy wanted to be petted.
There was also a social experiment video where these Muslims dressed in traditional clothing were simply sitting on the park bench and someone called the police and they responded, asking for their ID with no good reason (The Muslim people were not doing anything wrong) and ended up asking them to leave in the end. Once the social experiment actors left the park, their car got followed by the police so the officers could make sure they weren't planning on returning. It was very sad.
Load More Replies...Our downstairs neighbour filed a complaint at the police because we are walking "too loud" in our apartment... we have floor tiles and apparently she is disturbed by the sound of the footsteps
Old neighbour was always grumpy, my dog was always friendly and one time she barked near the neighbour and she threatened to sue me for emotional distress
Haha Zita, that reminds me of Mr Heckles from Friends. Always complaining about the 6 friends stepping too loudly
Always while watching TV there would be a ball of white go whizzing by and up the steps. Three people died in that house, one at a time, and I swear they were all still hanging out!
that's exactly the kind of ridiculous thing i would fear everytime i use the toilet..thanks for confirming that it COULD actually happen #holdingitinforever
There's actually a video you can see that proves rats are capable of climbing the pipe and into your toilet bowl.
Load More Replies...If she forgets she has a tenant, maybe she'll forget to collect rent lol.
Or try to kill her by pushing her down the stairs because she will think she is defending herself against a trespasser...
Load More Replies...oh, you're the lucky one! The guy who broke into my home kept his shoes on
Not much really, it's mostly a myth that it will caramelize and seize up a car's engine, but that doesn't really happen. Lots of detail here: http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
Load More Replies...We don't literally burn sugar in our bodies. While sugar is somewhat flammable, cars require liquid fuel with specific ignition qualities.
Load More Replies...Give her a full bottle of wine, tell her to go take a walk, wait a little while and then go run her over a little bit with your sugary car.
Yes, I'm a little evil. I probably wouldn't do that, but I might beat her a*s for putting sugar in my gas tank.
Load More Replies...Sadly even with my glasses on, i first read that as 'whores'. What the....
I'd love it - Growing up we had an American Legion aside of us and they always practiced their drum and bugle corp there.
Meth addicts can use light-bulbs to smoke meth out of if they broke their pipe. Or it's a joke. Who knows
Or even *thru if there's a need to save characters. She had two acceptable forms tsk
Load More Replies...I love snakes too! I have a California King Snake. I caught it in the backyard :)
Load More Replies......but is it good fried chicken? I live in the north and good fried chicken is hard to find.
someone should through away the body already sheesh..
Load More Replies...Time to move the whole f*****g building and start respecting burial grounds!
Me too every f*****g time. And you can't shower if you choose to the water goes from freezing to hot in about 10 seconds and if you complain about anything and get it repaired they send you a bill. Window wasn't put in right (short plastic pieces and too long and fell out) 20 minute job $550 heater broke $650. Valve in tub broke $400 oven explodes repaired for $500 it exploded $800 for a new stove. #wishicouldmovebutamtoopoor
Turn the temp up on the water heater or have the elements checked as they may need replacing.
Or replace the old one by the fridge in... the living room ? (wait, a fridge in a living room ?)
Load More Replies...Mmmh, me. To know if the brown spots are ketchup or blood. ^_^
Load More Replies...We recently lost our 5 year old gecko to cancer. This is kind of sad to me c ok snider ingot this woman probably knew nothing about how to properly house and care for them. Mandatory permits for exotics needs to be a thing.
I agree. People would have a fit if they found out that the zoo keepers no nothing about the animals at the zoo. But the same people will buy a panther chameleon, only knowing how cool it is and not a clue how to take care of it. Of course the animal dies. But we need completely unregulated capitalism, right?
Load More Replies...I hope you found the energy to help. It's so sad to see our elders in need. They are facing so many judgmental and disgusted looks while in their time, when we were babies/kids, they swiped the s**t from our dirty asses, cleaned out our vomit, etcetera etcetera.
Yep, killed hundreds of them in and around the various homes I've lived in. Welcome to Arizona.
OMG I would have simply died. I can handle spiders but scorpions make me lose my sh:t!
Nothing wrong with consenting adults having fun. I wouldn't get a paternity test though, you might not like the answers.
"Нет! I...I mean, no! What makes you think that?"
Load More Replies...reminds me of the dead parrot sketch from monty python https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
Yup, got to wonder what (who? ^_^ ) is above the roof and uses the holes to watch...
Load More Replies...Not saying the homeless lady was in the right, but why did you leave the door unlocked if your were going to be gone for 20 minutes? With homeless people about?
Not only that she had to walk her own dog, but that she had to go outside to do it.
Load More Replies...good luck if you can get it... indoors might be best if you have neighbors within view...
Um, I think the neighbor was doing it in HER backyard... so it's very much a concern of hers.
Load More Replies...I cannot wait to retire and drive my younger neighbors to distraction with my antics. And when they complain I'll get a far away look in my eye and say "if you're lucky, one day you'll be old, and then you'll understand". When they get old they'll understand I was screwing with them :-)
My mother tells me I had an invisible cowboy friend named Johnny Kumsie when I was a total. We talked a lot apparently. How random and specific was his name! Wha? 😃
I want to upvote you twice because some square downvoted you.
Load More Replies...sounds like something my old neighbor wpuld say.I was on my balcony. cops cane and told me to go for a walk to smoke. Also got countless noyes about noise complaints and cops called twice.we were loud once I will admit, it was about 10PM ,but the other time we were just sitting there watching a documentary on the Holocaust, and the TV was no where near too loud. The cops apologized and look embarrassed lol.
The #timetomove would be even more pertinent if the roommate woke up dead, if you see what I mean...
Load More Replies...If it's in their own home, then that's fine, they just need to shut their drapes before they do so. If, however, they're walking outside with no clothes on, that's a problem.
Bet she touched way less clean things and didn't think twice about it...
Load More Replies...Neighbours tweet: I hung my jockstrap up to dry on my clothesline after a run & my neighbour drew a frown face on it :/ #timetomove
I would have slapped their booty and said: "Hope you enjoyed it, won't happen ever again. Nice a*s though!"
Not to be weird, but I used to watch my mom sleeping as a kid and found it relaxing as I watched the steady breathing of a person. It actually made me sleepy at times she helped me fall asleep. (I have had insomnia for a long time, even as a kid and certain things like that helped, especially when I didn't have sleeping pills)
You might want to contact the local JW congregation. That is NOT acceptable, and she is probably not a Jehovah's Witness.
I make a point of explaining to Jehovah's Witnesses, in a calm and non-threatening tone of voice, that I am not interested in anything they have to say and that they and their God should go get f*cked in the a*s. Haven't seen any Jehovah's Witnesses in years.
I knew a guy who did this. He made a lot of money and hated washing so he just bought new stuff. He had an entire spare bedroom full of dirty clothes.
Probably everyone had the same reaction as you and everyone moved out coz everyone else was moving out
Sorry but this one made me laugh so loud I almost chocked. Hum, do you have news on him by the way?
Meanwhile, the weed smoker probably tells his friends "prostitute on 2, Mormon missionary on 3" ;)
It's a place where you can lend whores for a limited time after someone else and before someone else. And the next day you scratch your new pets in your underwears. ^_^
Load More Replies...Not necessary to move. Small mammals are annoying, but that's what traps are for.
My OWN kids eat all the stuff. (I have to stash my own snacks sometimes!)
ocasionally dress up as a creepy clown and stare at them. i guarantee they won't set foot in your house ever again
You're gonna move because someone without a home sleeps in your building's doorway? What a snob! What a luxury it must be to be able to move homes when the guy sleeping your doorway has no home at all!
And? He is on his property and not entirely naked. Buy curtains and don't be such tightasses biggots.
Sounds like the pilot light is out and the gas is flowing. Igniter is fine; house needs to be aired out before retrying to light.
Is something wrong? Why do you seem so pissed off?
Load More Replies...When the Mariachi arrives it means the party will be over in about an hour, or two :)
Happened to my parent. Shity place with close to no isolation and they didn't have enough money to make it better. Thankfully love keeps you warm. ;-)
I went outside to see my neighbor digging around in my mailbox. He claimed he did it because he forgot my name. #TimeToMove
we have a resident Possum in our garage..drives our dog nuts trying to get at it..
Load More Replies...I rented a house in the country & it had a corn field next to it....At night I heard mice, set traps, caught 8-10 mice a NIGHT!....went down into the basement & mice were scurrying ALL over the basement floor and walls.....gave notice to move....On moving day, went into the bathroom & coming UP the toilet bowl was a RAT with bubble coming out of his nose....Ran out & never looked back! UGH!
Was talking to my middle aged neighbor saying I wish I had more privacy for my hot tub and he said "well it's not like I taken pictures with my camera phone." #freakinweirdo
I rented a house in the country & it had a corn field next to it....At night I heard mice, set traps, caught 8-10 mice a NIGHT!....went down into the basement & mice were scurrying ALL over the basement floor and walls.....gave notice to move....On moving day, went into the bathroom & coming UP the toilet bowl was a RAT with bubble coming out of his nose....Ran out & never looked back! UGH!
Was talking to my middle aged neighbor saying I wish I had more privacy for my hot tub and he said "well it's not like I taken pictures with my camera phone." #freakinweirdo
