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When you're going through life solo, it can seem like everyone is in love with someone, and that you have to constantly justify (to others and yourself) why you're not.
But having some time all for yourself can be a good opportunity to put things into perspective. And this is exactly what the members of the Facebook group 'This Is Why I'm Single' are doing.
There are 424,100 of them and whenever they come up with a funny or interesting insight about modern dating, they share it with each other through memes.
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
As a burn works, but I'm more satisfied than not with his performance. And if l weren't l'd say it straight away. This whole "only l can satisfy myself" is not true for every woman.
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
Need a better partner... took me way too long to fully understand that.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Then EVERYONE is doing it wrong! "what is your experience with sex?" "apples and a duck. Not helpful? Of course not BECAUSE I'M NOT COMMUNICATING ANYTHING TO THE OTHER PERSON!"
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Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
That is completely the wrong answer!! I'd make you get out of bed and get me cereal, there's no other reason to have you in my bed.
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago (edited)
It’s even better if you live on a lake or ocean front, but that’s probably a little too unrealistic
François Carré 2 years ago
Anyway, the "old lady with a coffee" thing is still pretty much achievable for everyone.
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Peter Trudell Jr 2 years ago
I'll be the old guy on the rocker under the covered porch sayin, "Storm's a-comin'..."
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
So glad that we're back in the Pacific NW. I had lunch with a friend a few weeks back and she commented on how gloomy the day was. I was like, yeah - isn't it great? We've had some amazing storms the past few months. Had hail the size of peas yesterday.
Lisa Walters 2 years ago
Don't forget the blanket to make yourself a burrito while taking in your suroundings
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François Carré 2 years ago
I'm not really comfortable in Williams' company. Especially when they are high.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Yeah, that's one of the reasons I've been trying to bring back high waisted pants for over a decade now.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
Seems to be all the rage now. I haven't the energy to (presumably) put talcum powder all over my legs and jump off the top of the wardrobe into my trousers just to fit into them. And worse still, have cold ankles. Nah, not happening. If I can't pull them on in 10seconds, I ain't wearing them!
Load More Replies... Joshua David 2 years ago
I never saw this before but it looks like to may have some semblance of a cats head.
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
a real guy can hopefully help her through her trauma, though it's best if she tries to work through that on her own so as to not encourage codependence
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Alternate: imagine what you ought do for her to treat her right. Now do it.
Lisa Walters 2 years ago
That's true I unmade the bed I had just put together and headed for the couch.
MP 2 years ago
I did everything for an ungrateful a*****e, then did nothing for another ungrateful a*****e. I found a good guy and I’d bend over backwards for him. It cycles, you just have to get the timing right and avoid the a******s.
Alex S 2 years ago
Nah, I'm with a good guy now and I don't do everything for him or anyone. I learned my lesson. Ironically, not being a total doormat makes dudes want to do more for you.
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Wingless Dragonfly 2 years ago
I could just sit there and dissociate until I am no longer young
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hobbitly 2 years ago
I read that frogs that are sitting in unnatural poses on photographs are actually dead or dying.
The Random Merp 2 years ago
Heya! Sorry to be the person to bring bad news, but there's a high likelihood that this frog was killed to be put in this position and have its picture taken. It's an unfortunate situation happening to many frogs. If you see a frog sitting like this, it was put like that by a human and most likely in immense fear and respiratory distress (their organs don't allow vertical pressure like this). Also, notice the glazed over eyes, lack of nictitating membrane, the fact this isn't a species commonly found in water... not good
Lizard Lady 2 years ago
No one warned me about frog-bod and now I'm on a mission to warn everyone under 25
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
So what's this to do with "being single being better than being in a relationship"?
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
That’s the second date, the first one is obviously to find out if they’re a snitch and how well they perform under pressure.
Sportsgal 2 years ago
Don't forget to test their driving skills for the getaway!
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago
Honestly, she's got the ski masks, blueprints, did all the heavy lifting and planning. She's basically already in a relationship. Why didn't HE think to bring the ski masks. Why does SHE have to remember everything?
Peter Trudell Jr 2 years ago
Wife and I had that in our vows... partners in crime. We tear tags off mattresses...
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Partner in crime, my kids are my world, I don’t do drama are some of my least favourite phrases in profiles!
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
Try being 35 and having not been on a "first date" since you were 19 :|
Melissa 2 years ago
Almost 32 and haven't so much as held hands with anyone in 10 years. I might be ace though.
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The voice of reason 2 years ago
I can do this. I am woman! Hear me roar! No no I can't do this, no no no.!!!!!!!!
Amber.exe(She/They) 2 years ago
Me being poly and trying to find another partner(with my other partner(s) knowing
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Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
I just roll over on the other side... I enjoy having a big bed all to myself
Jenna Logan 2 years ago
My dog, more throw blankets than needed, a couple extra pillows and occasionally some clothes
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
The best advice is given by those who struggle the most lol
Dawnieangel76 2 years ago
When my niece was little, Oreos were great. She only liked the middle, I only liked the cookies. Now? No more Oreos as she no longer likes ANY of the cookie anymore, and I'm not throwing away a bunch of cream I had to pay for.
Jenna Logan 2 years ago
It's one of those "do as I say, not as I do" type of things lol. Been there done that
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Ambitious Potato 2 years ago
Oh PLEASE everyone. Deodorant saves lives. Please apply responsibly. Ever been in a middle/high school? Very important!
Blackheart 2 years ago
E V E R Y afternoon when I walk into the school gym ☠️🪦
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bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
was traveling. in the airport, a very nice girl was asking me questions and i noticed her body odor. once i noticed it, that's all that would infiltrate my nostrils, and it was rough... i "went to the bathroom" right before boarding. she was sat several rows back from me and both of her seat mates asked to be moved. there are times when deodorant is NOT an option.
Elisabeth Clark 2 years ago
Yeah that means you are probably ill or possibly a side effect of a medication, knew someone who had a similar sounding sweating condition and she had to get frequent Botox in her armpits until they found a less expensive medication combination that helped it. It's a situation that requires empathy and a switch to mouth breathing. That really sucks you were on a plane recycling the air.
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Erica Ventura 2 years ago
My youngest boys are 11 and 13 and I've been pushing deodorant at them since 9 years old. I've heard from the teachers at that age that the classrooms can get RANK!
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Lol Dude the guy that works at the Dollar 25 tree smells SO bad that I am about to write a letter to them. I can't muster the courage to tell anyone inside the store...
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I'm a remind people: deodorant can be worse than the B.O. But at least most forms are flammable... So it evens out.
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I live in a tiny village. Last week there was a drunken fight at the pizza place and the cops were called. Myself and 3 of my neighbours were all sitting out on our porches with beers.
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Cthulhu Kitty 2 years ago
If it starts with BUT and your tone is off, then you are arguing. The difference between communication and arguing usually isn't the actual words, it's tone and inflection
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Trying to work our way through this right now. I really have a hard time hearing you when the vein is out
Load More Replies... A B C the Third 2 years ago
Yep, just lost a recent relationship to "me not seeing subtle signals". I told them in the very beginning I like clear and honest communication. F*ck's sake.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I'm not trying to be difficult, I am just expressing an opinion, based on available evidence. Please explain how I am incorrect and I will gladly change my opinion.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
IRL i spend more time listening than arguing. Online I argue like a lunatic on adderal.
Lesley Zed 2 years ago
That seems to be my reality lately. Being open and honest trying to move stuff forward in a caring way just is not working for me.🫤
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Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
Well, sure, they're still staying off the meat, lol! Sorry, I will gladly see myself out.
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bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
yes, but it's a toyota 86! it's the supra's little brother/sister! they are super cute, quite fast and are small enough to conveniently ensure that you will never be asked to help anyone move or for a ride to the airport.
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I saw “V@GINAL,” then had to figure out what to do with the leftovers. So now I’m at “V@GINAL. WHY? EFF!”
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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
don't ask that here, we're (almost all) introverted :)
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devotedtodreams 2 years ago
I'll admit, there are times I wish I could just share a joke with someone, share memes... little things like that. But I've gotten so used to being alone that this is probably my fate. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Linde Van Den Berg 2 years ago
This 3D spongebob character will haund me for the rest of my life
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
They had the majority of the flags very well hidden under an elaborate construction of lies
Lp Johnson 2 years ago
You know how it is with the carnival games, made irresistible, manufactured with a catch.
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Justin Thyme 2 years ago
Why I like cremation-- it's the closest I'll ever come to a smokin' hot body
Jenna Logan 2 years ago
Because even if I did, I am worth more than degrading myself to something disgusting like only fans
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Jesus Ortiz 2 years ago
I read this to my wife. She cringed so hard, she said she'd never leave the house if she accidentally did.
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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago (edited)
might be a good way (depending on how bad the situation is) to end an argument with both sides laughing.
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Harls 2 years ago
Pretty much just flip the picture, everything is calm BUT ME
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A B C the Third 2 years ago
One of my BDSM friends once started a conversation with some people that he never met before (on a BDSM event though, so them being into the general topic was obvious) with the line "if you do it right, waterboarding is a lot of fun".
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Holy c**p; that never crossed my mind. Wow. Excuse me; I’ve gotta to remove something. (To all the people who got a mouthful of house key: I’m terribly sorry. You shoulda said something!:
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Peter, you know this man. He is a close long-term friend whom exists within any pre-discussed boundaries you both set. You're to blame too.
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Blackheart 2 years ago
Yes. Spring break was once a rowdy affair for me, but now I too shall become a sleeping Tom.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Naps are fun, relaxing under a blanket is fun. I will not be shamed!
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago (edited)
Hmm... My 3 o'clock is late and hasn't blamed me for it... I am... Not at... Work? But all the screaming?
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TheElderNom 2 years ago
I'm a train driver, this is the kind of track that appears in my nightmares. Though usually there are more people.
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YTK 2 years ago
Trying to convince my family I didn’t eat all the American cheese
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Ambitious Potato 2 years ago
When they accuse you of something you actually did but you're offended they think you're the kind of person that would do that
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
That happened to me last week at school “did you draw on the ‘don’t flush feminine hygiene products’ sign while you were waiting for your friends to finish changing into their gym clothes?” (I did) “um, no, rude”.
Load More Replies... Kirsten Kerkhof 2 years ago
... and yet, here I am, never-ing like I never nevered before.
Load More Replies... Beelzebub 2 years ago
Me when my family confronts me about some life deletion I did back in '99:
April Stephens 2 years ago
"life deletion"... is that a euphemism for... Murder?
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago
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Candy Sheppard 2 years ago
Exactly but I still got my husband through prostate cancer, alone. Men need to get that checked or lose it. From 8 to3.5
Jenna Logan 2 years ago
Legit, I have a list of those people who I haven't seen since they left so go figure
Lesley Zed 2 years ago
Yeah…they had other priorities except for the one who never makes excuses where the big things are concerned. Otherwise I would really feel alone.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Oh them? Yeah they left a long time ago and just didn't bother to say goodbye.
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Sue Wade-Walters 2 years ago
What I tell my husband (the chef) I'm going to have to do if he dies...
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Rumour has it that I slayed a dragon and have the highest IQ of 1234567898765432 according to Guiness World Records
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Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Lmao I have a really bad reputation. I'm sure it isnt that surprising given some of my comments. I just like animals more than people. My kids are the only people I truly feel joy from.
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devotedtodreams 2 years ago
The last time that happened, I was wearing a face mask after having been at the hairdresser. Not sure if it ever happened prior to that, though, and chances are slim it ever will again.
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Marvelous Life 2 years ago
Can't argue with a selfish idiot. It's akin to being a hamster running on a wheel..
Jenna Logan 2 years ago
Depending on the situation... that's what I thought wouldn't be the right thing to say to me lol
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BlackestDawn 2 years ago
They aren't wasting it, they are diluting it so they can get more of it out when it's "finished".
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TailsFangirl03 2 years ago
Yeah like why am I feeling symptoms of depression nothing bad ever happened to me
bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
i tell myself to settle tf down and try breathing properly. sometimes it works.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I talk to myself like a toddler: Are you hungry? Are you tired? Do you need a snack and maybe a nap?
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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago
And then they ignore you when you ask “good or bad” and you sit in your bubble of panic
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Them: "I've heard a lot about you." Me: "Yet you're not running away. Interesting."
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
I've had it happen once or twice and I'm just like.. "Oh? Cool, so anyways." Let's just move right past this.. :D
RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago
This has luckily never happened to me. Not have I ever been on the other side. Although, I have been in situations where I was introduced to someone and my wife said, "you know, we went out with him last week for several hours" and I say "ooooohhh yeah, sure of course, I remember". But i know I'm lying, my wife knows I'm lying, and dude knows I'm lying. I don't remember people.
Simplysimple68 2 years ago
I hear this anytime that my department gets a new hire. I have an infamous personality.
#44
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Don't give coke to your cat (???) this and the white one btw
Peppy 2 years ago
I kept thinking , the white one? Is that some new drink? Sometimes I amaze myself with my dumbness 🤦🏽♀️
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Graham Berry 2 years ago
I appreciate the thought but remember that to win the lottery you must first buy a ticket. It is best not to assume that Mr or Miss right is going to just plop down in your lap. For best results you probably want to put your self out there and try at least a little.
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Everybody Say Love! 2 years ago
My buddies and I only last week watched the old Nintendo ads he did. I miss him so much <3
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
I was about to download a dating app, but on second thoughts.... This is just too real
RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago (edited)
Nah, do it. Get some free dinners and create some memes. FWIW, I met my wife on a dating app. There are decent people out there. My wife never found one, but you might
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
In all seriousness, if your having a bad day please take a minute to realx and cool down. Its not anyone elses fault your having a bad day
dan martyr 2 years ago
At last a way visualising what my colleague does with stress :) Spread that s**t my girl
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Mr Old School Cool 2 years ago
Most men love being coached, so we have a better chance to get it right
KM 2 years ago
Either a) a euphemism for some kinky stuff, b) she wants a guy who acts like a gentleman and opens doors in front of her. I personally believe it's A, cause him thinking it's a chore is just hilarious.
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Dan Padgett 2 years ago
For the boys... Long John's. They aren't an old man thing. They are a god send. Comfy as hell and you'll be warm all winter. Been wearing them since I was like 20.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I struggle to find long enough long John's... But they rule!
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Justin Smith 2 years ago
As a skinny person, layering has been of utmost priority since I was very young. Long johns are underrated.
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SadieCat17 2 years ago
This issue is that you can't just really just change your sexuality on a dime just because you feel like it.
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Skater Chick 2 years ago
I just realised...how do you exist? I refuse to believe that a quokka can be sad.
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LILLIAN BREAUX 2 years ago
This looks like pac man the cake is the little yellow thing and the person is the ghost
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Half eaten lemming 2 years ago
This reminds me of how people take pics of sausages against a tropical backdrop
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Domo KO 2 years ago
Like mfs didn't have different families across town and side women back in the day....
Elio 2 years ago
For real. Not to mention how many married people were cheating with other married people, especially back when divorce was harder to obtain.
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Mr Old School Cool 2 years ago
I have been compartmentalized recently, including no time for text chatting
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Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
Cue to your *soon to be* exboyfriend saving his female contacts under male names. Yeah, well played, genius.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
That’s s****y. I make sure to forget what the person is saying and I know how to control myself and not reveal the secret. I can’t imagine breaking my friends’ trust.
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Dan Padgett 2 years ago
Shame the first one causes long term damage to the cart. Unsure about the second :)
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Can’t relate cause I’m aroace. Some of the memes to me seem to be made by s****y people but it could just be me not understanding how relationships work
Toni 2 years ago
some of them are made by people who have either some kind of mental health issues, eg attachement dissorders, depressions, anxiety, or simply had s****y partners so far and therefore are unable to live healthy relationships.
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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
I think I give up with online dating. Only yesterday some guy who seemed nice at first, within 5 messages had asked me a question which was something like where did I have the best sex/unusual place or something like that, I can’t remember now.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Can’t relate cause I’m aroace. Some of the memes to me seem to be made by s****y people but it could just be me not understanding how relationships work
Toni 2 years ago
some of them are made by people who have either some kind of mental health issues, eg attachement dissorders, depressions, anxiety, or simply had s****y partners so far and therefore are unable to live healthy relationships.
Load More Replies... Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
I think I give up with online dating. Only yesterday some guy who seemed nice at first, within 5 messages had asked me a question which was something like where did I have the best sex/unusual place or something like that, I can’t remember now.
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