“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States
Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”
This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American.
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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.
If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!
In the UK we use feet and metres. Does that make us all bi in some way?
One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute.
After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item.
This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.
I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡
Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere.
It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs.
A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world.
Pretty much covers all the essential topics!
I'm positive he could keep "MENTAL DISORDER" part, too.
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This is why I carry Pride rainbow magnets to slap on vehicles like this one
"Step aside girls. The Alpha Males are back" Don't worry honey. Your truck is a giant female repellent.
oh you dont like librals? You can always leave. I'll help you pack. also i think he meant "scared" instead of "proud"
"Take back America" is such an idiotic statement unless he's a Native American
Like the anarchy symbol @gothnurse That exact one is my avatar pic on another site.
Load More Replies... Actually I have no problem with this. Let’s me know I have no reason to interact with this person.
The biggest "snowflakes" are the people like this who use that term.
Snowflakes are legit so beautiful, I take it as a compliment
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There are many Christians who don’t think like this. They don’t even hurt others, unlike the other, godless “christians”.
It's funny that these people are the biggest snowflakes and crybabys.
They remind me of Ares, Greek God of War (the bloodshed part). Every time there was a war he would ride down on his chariot with fire breathing skeleton horses and cool stuff and all that but as soon as he got accidentally stabbed he would scream so loud it would hurt everyone’s ears and he’d fly crying back to Olympus.
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The only thing missing is those ugly trailer hitch testicles.
Wow that car owner is scared of everything. He's the actual snowflake here
Involving Calvin's picture in all that b******t should be illegal, period.
The biggest one you can find, please. Wrap that f****r up in a rainbow.
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Most normal Americans (like me, for instance) don't agree with this twat waffle!
Trump is everything scraped off the floor of a strip club, stuffed into a putrid hot dog skin and taught to make noises with its face. (I think I need stickers made with that statement and oops! how did that get on your MAGA truck). Sorry. I've had enough of these as*clowns.
This is the most amazing insult I've ever seen
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No need to step out of the vehicle dude, we have a clear idea of who you are. :D
I love when I see “it’s time to take America back”, back from what? where is it at? Where did it go? Who has it and why don’t we have it anymore?
Back from liberals. They want to completely shut anyone who doesn't agree with them out of the democratic process so they can rule America unchallenged.
Load More Replies... Reading this: ew........EW........EW!!!! I'm a Christian and this disgusts me.
Nearly didn't this term. Right wing Colorado Springs just elected a non-Republican Black man from another country. I'm still in shock.
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Pretty sure he can't. But he strikes me as someone who would blame the person he backed into for being in the way.
Load More Replies... I used to have a flag decal on my car. People like this is why I took it off. I have no need to be associated with them.
I'm a military spouse and lifelong American and I refuse to fly the flag until I have something to be proud of
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m sorry I just find it funny that these people exist
it's even funnier that they're this loud about it
Load More Replies... So funny a man this triggered calls other people snowflakes. He's the snowiest snowflake of them all.
Idn, but if I was his wife or husband I have that person committed for 48 hours
Why is it that people who talk c**p about "snowflakes" are always spending every waking moment loudly expressing their own individualist identity? Seems hilariously hypocritical. Also, I'm pretty sure actual alphas never need to directly express that they're an alpha; doing so is a total beta-move.
Middle of the country is lost. Might as well join us "coastal elites" on the coasts?
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I dont know what NRA means, but i can assure you that phrase does not belong there! It is a historic statement made by king Leonidas of Sparta when the king of Persia ask him to surrender his city, during a war. To put it plainly it means 'come and get it'
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Anyone notice how it says "smile for the camera" at the top? What does that mean?
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THE CAR IS PARKED! TIME TO PEEL OFF ALL THE STICKERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH RAINBOWS!
It’s missing a “Go Back to Europe” sticker in big bold letters that covers the whole back windshield.
Pfff take back america from who ???! Your ancestors stole it in the first place !!🤣
This guy has definitely been arrested for being drunk and disorderly at church at least twice.
They forgot a couple like "babies' lives matter in eutero! Afterwards, who cares?" and "guns don't kill people; people without guns were too stupid to get one to defend themselves". I hate this hypocritical schizophrenic country 😮💨
EXCUSE ME MR. "Alpha Male" I might be a "girl" but I can totally WHOOP YOUR FLUFFING BUTT you little idiot
He has to get them to step aside because he wouldn't be able to go through them.
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oh they never left. The real alpha males are still upset about Andrew Tate lmao (obviously /s)
Load More Replies... I hate these people. I have not a shred of sympathy, empathy or feeling of shared humanity left for them. When anything bad happens to them as a consequence of being what they are, I will cheer it on and know that they truly deserve it.
I feel the same with your 48% suicide rate.
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Conservatives always say that if we don’t love it we should leave. But isn’t improving your country the highest form of patriotism? Our country is terrible , and I’m not all ‘raw raw Murica’ but at least I want America to be better (although I would love to move elsewhere and I would if I could. Israel, England…
I'm a little confused by the "Step aside girls, the alpha males are back." I mean, what exactly is going to happen when the girls step aside??
Hard to consider it my country anymore after years of these people.
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😂😂😂😂😂LIBERALISIM *large gasp* IS A *large gasp* MENTAL DISORDER!!!!!! *uncontrolled possibly manaic laughter* BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Eww. I thought that rainbow unicorn poop car I saw at a Walmart last week was bad.
Why not save stickers and just have one saying please ram I to the back of me
Honest question, is it wrong that I want to murder this person? All opinions welcome.
I bet you're the first to scream tolerance and equality. Don't worry, you're not man enough to take a life.
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OMG - this just sums up pretty much everything wrong with our country.
And this guy has the nerve to call himself a Christian??? This is why I don't go to church.
Not that it matters, but all this tells me is he's got a little thingy and he's not happy about it.
Okay, I just love all the people in the comments defending Calvin
Just so the world knows, most of us U.S. citizens can't stand these idiots. This is coming from a right leaning libertarian so it has nothing to do with me being "on the other side of the aisle". Furthermore, Trump supporters are NOT republicans. They are cultists who have highjacked the conservative side of our government. Along with the theist fools who get their guidance from a fantasy novel written by goat herders a couple millennia ago. Idiocracy is coming true in this country and I'm actually glad to be getting old so I don't have to see how low we'll sink before anyone bothers to stop and think.
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, "ain't a bigger b***h in the world, than a right wing american male."
Firstly Jesus says to treat others how you want to be like so many cry noone does. So humans screwed up somewhere in history not God.. Mexico has a southern boarder wall of its own and many there don't want cartels crossing with them illegally as they mostly run from those cartels and Biden wants a wall to so hows that bad.
The person driving this cannot be anything other than a cis, white, male, right? I mean it's physically impossible. Right?
Oh, you mean STRAIGHT, white male? Funny that a sissy would use a similar sound referring to a REAL man.
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"Christian". No place in heaven for that racist scumbag.
Idiots like to advertise their stupidity, which is nice of them, at least we immediately know who we're dealing with.
They coulda just done a sticker that says right wing nut job and it woulda done the job
I expected the licences plate to be somewhere like Oklahoma or Texas lol. (For the record, I live in Oklahoma)
Petrified that this has become the gold standard for the republican park - I'm not a republican as I have a brain...and full set of teeth.
Highly surprised he doesn't have "truck balls" handing from the hitch
I don't normally advocate gun violence, but someone get me a 12 gauge right f*****g now.
A real man owns one...and doesn't need it to deal with sissies.
Load More Replies... Obviously on the way to an insurrection. This must get him alot of dates. That love it or leave it sticker is very tempting with people like you in this country. Come on man, brevity is a skill. Don't you know no one in our country has the attention span to read all that c**p. Two words-vote Trump. That's all you needed
I totally agree with building the wall. As long as all these guy are on the opposite side of it as me.
Well keep our side, y'all can migrate south of it and hang with your invaders.
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No, just almost all of his followers in the 21st century?
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I feel like he's struggling to find himself so he lets the bumper stickers do all the talking lmao.
Again, this is something that depends on which state you're in. We don't see c**p like this in Massachusetts.
Well, at least everyone can see there's an a$$hole driving in front of you. Keep your distance.
I wonder what would happen if all the decent people left. Anarchy? Meltdown? The Handmaids tale? The Hunger Games? Can‘t imagine anything good.
After a couple years they'd have a feudal system where most of the people were eating each other.
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unfortunately,certain far- right politicians brought extremist groups to the middle,further upsetting the political balance in america
Driven by an overweight, wheezing, mullet-wearing b*****d carrying an AR-15! Thank god I'm an atheist!
But if we build the wall then how will you get your house cleaned/s
I have never seen a Biden sticker. I'm sure they are out there but I've never seen one that wasn't on a gas pump or something.
That is some tiny 🍆 energy emanating from that little man's truck!
Molon Labe and a blue lives matter sticker. Who does he think is going to come and take it?
Say that you want to be a veteran without saying you want to be a veteran.
This pos is NOT a representation of America. There are unfortunately many who would cheer and agree with this monkey knuckle, but trust me, there are far more that would make this idiot cry if they were confronted.
I love how "Christian" gets thrown in with a plethora of hateful words. Do these "Christians" know Jesus but at all? He would definitely not be down with all the hate.
Must not hit the car. Must... not... hit... the... car. MUST... NOT... HIT - *CRASH* oops
What you do when they don't make a hood and sheet in a size that fits your vehicle.
Dollars to donuts, the owner is on some form of government assistance. I have never met 1 person with that kind of garbage that was not.
What???!! He's not driving a truck so huge you need a step ladder to get in?
There's some space left on the either sides of the number plate.
could have replaced all that blah that with just this guy. American taliban. Screen-Sho...b980dc.png 
If you hate it here so much why don't you leave it? I mean it's right there in your bumper sticker.
Of course when you flip all the slogans then there ok right. When a woman gets shot for saying all lives matter and now that same slogan is a racist slur . Who is the one full of hate.
I never understand these right wing nutjobs. You obviously hate USA in it's present form so why don't you leave it? I mean it's right there in your bumper sticker.
I have a friend who thinks like this, she's very hard to be around because she loves talking about her opinions
The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.
Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.
While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency.
All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.
When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead
My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.
Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?
For me, it’s the unnecessary apostrophes that brand it American.
Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread
I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean
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Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
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Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
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Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
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I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
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American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
But the Deep South is so ripe for parody! 😄
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Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
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Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
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Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
Did this title always say "violently american"? have they grown in numb er ?
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
Load More Replies... Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Load More Replies... Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
Load More Replies... Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies... Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies... American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
But the Deep South is so ripe for parody! 😄
Load More Replies... Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
Load More Replies... Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
Load More Replies... Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
Did this title always say "violently american"? have they grown in numb er ?
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
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