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Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”

This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American. 

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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.

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Melanie Vigue
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!

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One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute. 

After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item. 

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 2023, USA rolls back child labour laws. Those children will get the mines they allegedly yearn for.

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Margaret H
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be hilarious if there weren't some states wishing to put the kids back in work. Oh well. I suppose it is cheaper than educating them.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they won't ask for more than minimum wage or benefits, or any kind of workers' rights. They'll destroy their bodies with labor and will won't be able to continue their education, making a whole new generation of angry, uneducation people to vote for the loudest candidate who promises change but really wants to keep the status quo.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being miles underground, in a dark mineshaft, is probably safer for kids than going to school nowadays! 😒

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Margaret H
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a point there, Ron. A depressing one, but a point nonetheless.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except with Minecraft, you don't get black lung disease and die at the age of 25.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the Republican state legislature of Arkansas just legalized children working at any hours of the day in jobs that were previously considered to dangerous and the employers will not be held responsible for their injuries.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Send them to the loving arms of the Guvna of Arkansas...she loves to put them young'uns to work

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can also build a house in Minecraft, do you want kids to build your house too?

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Brenda White
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So endorse getting rid of fossil fuels, run everything on lithium batteries mined by child slaves in the Congo, China etc

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in 2023 child labor laws are being relaxed so younger children can work longer hours in hazardous jobs.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And where are we now? There is consideration of putting kids back in the mines and factories.

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious. My ex's kids were obsessed with a game about doing work but I couldn't even get them to take out their own garbage.

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Cydney Golden
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now some republican states gave the okay for children to work long hours in factories at night.

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Lily Hashiba
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mining away I don't know what to mine but I'm mining away (sorry this is so old but I just had to)

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Silre
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point the mines are safer than the schools

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Bradley Auerbach
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only virtual mines are safe for children, unless you consider what lurks in the caves in Minecraft…

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Roy Briggs
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put the lazy little f@$kers back to work. That'll keep em off my lawn

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And Uncle Joe will put them there soon enuff

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

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Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere. 

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It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs. 

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A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world. 

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Pretty much covers all the essential topics!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

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The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

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While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency. 

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

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When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead

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Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some one will locate you aaaaaall over the highway in 3, 2,1....

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My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean

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