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When life gives you lemons, we all know what to do. But what if life takes away your lemons and gives you olives instead? Will you sit there and have a breakdown, or will you try and make olive oil out of it? I know the comparison sounds odd, because it is, but bear with me.

It turns out there’s this whole corner of Reddit called This Is My Life Now dedicated to sharing examples of hoomans and animals getting themselves into unusual situations and… doing a shrug and then going “I guess this is my life now.”

Created back in 2014, the subreddit is home to 879k members who come in for “the gifs or pictures of people and animals accepting their uncommon situations,” just like the description suggests. You may want to interpret it as a meme, or you may not quite get the point and it’s fine. At least we have an entertaining collection of pics of humans and animals getting themselves into (and out of!) funny situations.

#1

My Name Is Ned, Now I'm A Bed, And If I Ruffs, I Scare The Fluffs, I Cannot Move, I Just Play Dead, My Name Is Ned, And I'm A Bed

My Name Is Ned, Now I'm A Bed, And If I Ruffs, I Scare The Fluffs, I Cannot Move, I Just Play Dead, My Name Is Ned, And I'm A Bed

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    #2

    This Is My Life Now

    This Is My Life Now

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    #3

    Wholesome Doggos

    Wholesome Doggos

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    While scrolling through the post, it’s hard not to notice the obvious: humans and pets share an uncanny similarity between each other, some sort of special bond that doesn’t exist between other species. “Some similarities between humans and their pets are that they both need food and water, they both need shelter, and they both need love and attention. As simple as that - love is all we need,” pet behavior expert Yuliia Popyk from Petcube told Bored Panda in an interview.

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    “But if we dig deeper, then it is important to say that humans and their pets share a special bond,” she said. Popyk explained that we are both social creatures that enjoy each other’s company and form strong attachments. “Pets provide us with unconditional love and companionship while we provide them with food, shelter, and care.”

    #4

    Tigress Isn't Amused

    Tigress Isn't Amused

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    #5

    These Two Best Friend Have One Peculiar Story

    These Two Best Friend Have One Peculiar Story

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    #6

    Ibex On The Chimney

    Ibex On The Chimney

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    Moreover, we also share many physical and behavioral similarities with our pets, which likely contributes to the strong bond we form with them, Popyk argues. “For example, we both have fur or hair, we both walk on four legs, and we both make similar vocalizations. We also have similar brain structures and hormones associated with emotion and bonding.”

    #7

    Dad Is Living His Best Life, Mom Is Contemplating Her Life Choices

    Dad Is Living His Best Life, Mom Is Contemplating Her Life Choices

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    #8

    Well Done, Little Guy! Well Done!

    Well Done, Little Guy! Well Done!

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    #9

    Snow Owls Sleep Like They Just Got Back From A Night Of Heavy Drinking And Missed The Bed

    Snow Owls Sleep Like They Just Got Back From A Night Of Heavy Drinking And Missed The Bed

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    finisz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on this picture... and don't really like it...

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    There is evidence that just like family members and close friends, pets and their owners can become alike over time. “A study in the Journal of Research in Personality found that people who scored high in agreeableness and conscientiousness tended to have pets that were also rated as high in those traits. The study’s authors suggest that people may choose pets that are similar to themselves or that they may treat their pets in ways that cause the pets to develop similar personality traits,” Popyk explained. Interestingly, the study found that dog owners were more likely than cat owners to be outgoing, energetic, and lively, Popyk said.

    #10

    I'm A Birdog Now

    I'm A Birdog Now

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    #11

    Sure, You Might Think You're Goth, But Unless You Dejectedly Ride The Subway With Your Raven, You May As Well Hang Up Your Black Velvet Frock Coat And Hit The Beach

    Sure, You Might Think You're Goth, But Unless You Dejectedly Ride The Subway With Your Raven, You May As Well Hang Up Your Black Velvet Frock Coat And Hit The Beach

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    #12

    When Your Airbnb Comes With A Cat

    When Your Airbnb Comes With A Cat

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    Meanwhile, cat owners were more likely than dog owners to be analytical, independent, and introverted. “The study also found that people who owned both cats and dogs were more likely to be open-minded and creative than those who owned just one type of pet.”

    She added that there is no doubt that if your family member required emergency care, you would definitely provide it. “Same with pets. If you want to make sure your pet never gets in trouble and makes you a nervous wreck, consider choosing an Emergency Fund which pays for your vet bills in any life-threatening situation, but vet appointments or not severe cases are not eligible for coverage.”

    #13

    I See No Otter Way Out...

    I See No Otter Way Out...

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    #14

    Licia Ronzulli, Member Of The European Parliament, Has Been Taking Her Daughter Vittoria To The Parliament Sessions When The Girl Was Just Over A Month Old

    Licia Ronzulli, Member Of The European Parliament, Has Been Taking Her Daughter Vittoria To The Parliament Sessions When The Girl Was Just Over A Month Old

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    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vittoria is absolutely adorable! And that is so sweet!

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    #15

    He’s On His First Snow Adventure. Got Tired Immediately And Had To Be Carried The Rest Of The Way.

    He’s On His First Snow Adventure. Got Tired Immediately And Had To Be Carried The Rest Of The Way.

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    According to the pet expert, some people may choose a dog breed that is similar to their own personality, while others may choose a breed that is the polar opposite. “It really depends on the individual,” Popyk argues.

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    However, it is possible that people may subconsciously choose an animal that they feel is similar to them in some way. “For example, some people who feel shy or introverted may be attracted to animals that are also shy or introverted. Conversely, people who feel extroverted or outgoing may be attracted to animals that are also extroverted or outgoing.”

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    #17

    "I'm A Disney Princess Now"

    "I'm A Disney Princess Now"

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    #18

    Looter Boy - This Dog Was Photographed After The Hurricane Hit Looting A Big Bag Of Dog Food And Embracing The Life Of Survival

    Looter Boy - This Dog Was Photographed After The Hurricane Hit Looting A Big Bag Of Dog Food And Embracing The Life Of Survival

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    #19

    Cat Accepts Duck Religon

    Cat Accepts Duck Religon

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    #20

    The Best Way To Advertise Your Garage Sale Nearby

    The Best Way To Advertise Your Garage Sale Nearby

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's mad because he's not getting paid enough in wet food!

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    #21

    That Puppy Life

    That Puppy Life

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    #22

    I'll Just Become A Couch Then

    I'll Just Become A Couch Then

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a polar bear on the couch

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    #24

    His Baby Wears A Head-Shaping Helmet So He's Got The Whole Family Wearing Helmets Now

    His Baby Wears A Head-Shaping Helmet So He's Got The Whole Family Wearing Helmets Now

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    #25

    My Lamb Doesn’t Like To Be Alone, So He Coaxed The Dog Into The Bathroom While I Was In The Shower And Butted The Door Shut... So All Three Of Us Could Be In My Tiny Bathroom... My Favorite Trip Hazards...

    My Lamb Doesn’t Like To Be Alone, So He Coaxed The Dog Into The Bathroom While I Was In The Shower And Butted The Door Shut... So All Three Of Us Could Be In My Tiny Bathroom... My Favorite Trip Hazards...

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    #26

    I’m Baby Jesus

    I’m Baby Jesus

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    #27

    College Life

    College Life

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    #28

    Watchtower

    Watchtower

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    #29

    A Boston Terrier That Hates Getting Its Nails Clipped Is Resigned To Its Fate

    A Boston Terrier That Hates Getting Its Nails Clipped Is Resigned To Its Fate

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the home version of those cow hammocks used for hoof care.

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    #30

    Liquid 4 Life

    Liquid 4 Life

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    #31

    There's Physics And There's Cat Physics

    There's Physics And There's Cat Physics

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    #32

    I Guess I'm A Sugar Glider Tree Now

    I Guess I'm A Sugar Glider Tree Now

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    #33

    I Am A Hat

    I Am A Hat

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    #34

    This Is My Life Meow

    This Is My Life Meow

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    #35

    I Can't Move Because It's Against Animal Law, Rules Are Rules

    I Can't Move Because It's Against Animal Law, Rules Are Rules

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    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it's also in the Bible. "Tho shallest not disturb the slumber of thy furred family member." Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing here.

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    #36

    Too Hot Out. Turning Into A Rotisserie Chicken.

    Too Hot Out. Turning Into A Rotisserie Chicken.

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    #37

    We Got Bored And Our Cat Is A Heavy Sleeper, So We Helped Him Live Up To His Nickname

    We Got Bored And Our Cat Is A Heavy Sleeper, So We Helped Him Live Up To His Nickname

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    #38

    Play With Crocs Long Enough And You Become Them

    Play With Crocs Long Enough And You Become Them

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's practicing to be a Queen's Guard!

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    #40

    Reevaluating His Occupational Choices Right Here

    Reevaluating His Occupational Choices Right Here

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    #41

    Bill Gates Waiting In Line For A Burger Like A Normal Citizen

    Bill Gates Waiting In Line For A Burger Like A Normal Citizen

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    #42

    You're Bottles Now

    You're Bottles Now

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    #43

    “I Need A Price Check!”

    “I Need A Price Check!”

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    #44

    Looks Like I'm One Of Them Now

    Looks Like I'm One Of Them Now

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    gay insomniac assassin panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a stray cat that we call cow (for obvious reasons) used to be scared off by my mother, but now she (my mother) lets cow stay to hunt mice.

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    #45

    You Have To Either Wipe Or Walk Away Without Wiping. Both Choices Aren’t Pleasant

    You Have To Either Wipe Or Walk Away Without Wiping. Both Choices Aren’t Pleasant

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. Walk away. I can buy new underwear.

    Leslie Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run out screaming...tripping on underwear around my ankles.

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a problem, because I would instantly poop myself.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pull slowly from the bottom... spidey will probably just shuffle along to stay on top of the roll. The only way spiders can hurt you is to bite you, and since you've seen her, it's easy to not be bitten (its the spider you don't see that can hurt you). Spiders need more love.

    Nicole Perrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will come out without socks on... bc Im not risking it and socks can be replaced

    clbruss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, Australia?

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a wolf spider or a funnel spider. A full grown one.

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    karl briggs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wipe with the spider, teach it a lesson.

    Margie Baudry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I live in Costa Rica & thats nor considered 'big' here, tho it is to me!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's pretty much a normal size spider for Florida too.

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    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll drip dry and nope right outta there. Hell I'll use my undies if I have to.

    miki tavi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use your underwear as the toilet paper, then throw it away in the trash (DO NOT FLUSH IT!). Sacrifices have to be made.

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I have to be in them? It might come walking back to me and it's weird to have to run after my own underwear. I guess I can pretend I never saw it as it stroll by.

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    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you always bring tissues with you

    Viola Fö
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even go to the bathroom. If he decides to move you're trapped in a tiny locked space with your pants down

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an Austrian but I believe that is a small huntsman spider...they can get really big!

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is supposed to say Australian stupid autocorrect :(

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you get scared by a ninja spider in the bathroom, you're always looking for stuff like this

    Mountainslady1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a huntsman. I had one in my bathroom in NC few yrs ago. They will chase you out if they have eggs/young. That one did.

    KiwiBubbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woulda noticed this when I went INTO the stall and fled miles away from here. Needed to go badly? No other bathrooms? Welp guess I pooped my pants, oh well.

    Sara Samul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you..,wouldn't of even sat down to use the toilet to start with!

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    R Lenz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed new underwear before I even sat down!!! Yikes!!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a drip dry day to me.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the person in the stall next door if they can "spare a square"😂

    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish all loo roll holders were transparent

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run out undies n pants around ankles screaming bloody murder n sobbing

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn down the building with a unwiped ass, easy decision

    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats basically what underwear is for...✋🏾thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #commando

    Jaylene Wiese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To wipe or not to wipe. That is the question.

    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love him! He’s cutie!!

    Margie Baudry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looking at this gives me shudders. I would need to find a way to get it out of my house or go sleep in my car.

    Laura Mandado Cacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definetly walk away, you'll be lucky if I don't scream

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will start the treadmill so the spider can lose some weight and I wipe ... 😂

    D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what socks are for

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How automatic dispensers really work

    Betsy Novack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was house sitting in a home on Lake Samammish in Washington AC. I watched as a spider the size of a Shetland pony walked across the white bedroom rug. I carefully placed a magazine on him and watched what I had been reading walk away. I managed to get the spider in a huge glass and hold him in with magazine and deposit him on the deck. I found his buddy hungover in a party hat, in the bathroom sink curled up with a donkey painted like a zebra. I took them to the deck too.

    NG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy new underwear but you can buy a new-

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this? I live in Malaysia and I have seen a few, some even larger than this. They are more scared of you than you are of them. I would just roll the tissue and it would scurry away.

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk? Walk? I'd run like the wind.

    Eddsworld_Encanto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk away immediately. Y'know what? Just don't even go into the bathroom. I'd rather go into the mens' than that

    Josey Griffin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowly pull paper out. He will move. No need to kill him. He has a right to live as well.

    Purple Gerbil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d s**t myself just looking at it

    Emma Mae Winiarski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie ima walk away!! No question!

    Neal fy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What goes on inside the spider's head that makes it decide to choose this as its chilling place? 😂

    Maree Barron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spider isn't fussy it Hunts man or woman

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason why one should always carry some paper handkerchiefs...

    Nicky Melville
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go straight out and buy a 'spider vacuum' with a nice long handle; such it up and put the spider outside ...a LONG way away!

    PMorrisHTX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cost cutting measures are now in effect. Only customers may use our restroom & we limit how much tissue they use

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, could I please speak to someone on staff who loves spiders??? YIKES

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That handkerchief I carry in my pocket will stay behind.

    Seaside Charlie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's more scared of you than the other way round.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason #493 why I'll never visit Australia.

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah. she does look big and scary but they are harmless lol

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god how lucky are you saw it. You could have been playing spin the spider

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hard to think that you wouldn’t have seen that before you started doing your business.

    Béatrice Gallet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you are a women with a Mary Poppins' bag with paper handkerchiefs !

    Nicky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spider thinks it's 2020.

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's claiming the toilet paper for himself lol

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    Lyra Sis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shake her dry and keep it moving 😂😂

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he's a harmless little wolf spider. Most likely the second you pull the tp down he will scurry to one of the corners in fright- they're quite shy.

    Bryan Gaffny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll despise it to if you just ask him to "run" and just say "stop" when you have enough.

    Harley 1.0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a good thing that I was sitting on the hopper when I saw it!!!!

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. Just unroll it slowly. She’ll either stay where she is and ride it like a treadmill, or she’ll climb onto the inside wall to hide. In any case, she’s not gonna hurt you.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or pick it up and re-home it somewhere less inconvenient.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set it on fire and use whatever is left. If all else fails you're wearing two socks.

    jet
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta be australia

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, y'all would just be calling me, Puddin' Pants...

    Viau Anna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, it's just a spider...

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk away? I'm running as fast as I can! 😱🕷

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! Walk away and don't look back!

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn f*****g toilet paper is scratchy as f**k..."

    Clover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a good time to have tissues in your pocket.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for folx who fear spiders. Esp. being vulnerable in a confined space.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wipe now~~use sink right next to toilet-paper roll, water will work. Ask the French.

    lenka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit hard to tell from the picture but it just looks like a Huntsman. Totally harmless.

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, pull the roll down and let it roll, the spider will fall on the floor and you can wipe your ass. And everyone goes about their business

    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, you'll be shi**ing yourself.

    Slim 864 GVG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you are already on the throne when your bodily functions go, you just can't clean yourself up!

    Pandasizing World Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think someone is playing a prank using a fake spider. (Unless it moved, of course!)

    Sherry Allison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have spiders like this in Florida

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep tissues or napkins in purse!!!!!

    Trisha Howson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I'm gonna still wipe my butt but I'm gonna be very very careful and if that thing jumps on me it dead

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a heavy plastic bag over the fixture and turn it on. Spider should leave on its own.

    Miss Kat O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would walk away and then burn the building to the ground

    Angela Branson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noping outta there! Burn it down...

    Angie B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call for someone to give you some toilet paper, I've done it before

    Catmandu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather not touch this and keep myself 2m away from it

    Your Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just pull on the toilet paper fast, then step on it.

    DAISY
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! ICK! 😮

    Eliyanah Arends
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull the paper then squash the spooder!

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine the squish that sucker would make! *shudder* I don't kill spiders for two reason. 1.They're just trying to live their little(or big in this case) spider lives and I wouldn't want to be walking along then just some big thing squish me. Plus they actually do good. 2.The story about my grandpa killing a spider and the babies scattering everywhere has pretty much always been a deterrent for me.

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    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or don't kill it and leave it alone to eat other pesky insects...

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    So Fluffy!

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    This Duck Couple Hit The Jackpot

    This Duck Couple Hit The Jackpot

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    Madeleine Flowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUUUUUUUT, too much bread isn't good for ducks because it doesn't have the right nutrients and can make them weak and unable to fly.

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    "King Good Boy" To You, Peasants

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    Guy Locks His Head In A Cage In An Attempt To Give Up Smoking. His Wife Has The Only Key And Only Opens It For Meals

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when they want to draw the bingo numbers though?

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    #51

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    I Am Pillow Now

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    "Your Master Has Arrived. Step Aside Peasants."

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    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there might be a duel because apparently that dog in the picture is the master

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    Police Duty Already?

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    finisz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....dogs are less liquid, than cats.

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    #70

    Guess I'm Your Pottery Supervisor

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unchained Melody plays in the background.

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    Guess I'm Stuck Now

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    Well...

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    Greymom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This scared the neck out of me until I realized they were stuffies!😅

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    “Do You Like My Hat?”

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    When He Really Wants To Be Part Of The Conversation

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    I Am Chicken

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    Dawn Depietro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight! Lol

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    #81

    I Bought It To Go On Hikes. She Hates Me

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    Russell Romick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you buy a human to go on hikes? And why would you strap one to your back?

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    #82

    A Bed Made Of Glass

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    finisz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew, that cats are in fact liquid.

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    #83

    "Halp, Plz"

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    Having An Alcoholic Dog

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to be careful at county fairs with my kidhood dog - people would leave their cups of beer on the ground and in reach of dogs, and my dog would try (and fail, we didn't let her) to drink em.

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    "Become A Dad They Said, It'll Be Fun They Said..."

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    50% Bath Sink - 50% Carrot Stew

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    Trash Boye

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    Samantha Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it on the wrong way if he was trying to get into the trash?

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