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Ah, the joys of being an awkward human being. The constant overthinking, the creeping, ever-present feeling that you've done something wrong even though you didn't—the majority of us know these feelings all too well. No wonder threads like this are trending on various social media platforms. Both Reddit and Twitter users have been sharing what makes them feel like criminals even though they're not doing anything illegal. The list includes such gems as calling in sick when you're *actually* sick or asking someone to return your money that they borrowed. It all feels so. damn. illegal. Why, you may ask? Well, let's leave that question for psychologists to answer because our task is to deliver the most relatable answers to the question what feels illegal but isn't? Scroll down below to read 45 answers that people have shared and don't forget to leave votes for the ones that you find the most relatable! Even more so, if you feel like it, comment down below what makes *you* feel like a perfect criminal even though we know you're a perfect, law-abiding citizen!

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#1

SheroukSoliman Report

Prince Maroochy
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish BP wasn't so political. All politics do is make everyone angry and spark heated argument and it's all so dumb... can't we just agree to disagree and get along?

Hermione Granger
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much political arguments. Sad....... :( guess we can't avoid them. Btw I do agree with the people who do not like Trump's way as president.

Janet Lee Thomas
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trump will win again in 2020, and it's all thanks to the Dems.

moeless
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, anything that great can't possibly be legal!

Ma Mearns
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everyone agrees with you.

Ma Mearns
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....not everyone believes the same way you do!

marnidarr
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything he's done since he announced his campaign has been illegal.

Michael Amato
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all you illogical trump haters out their it feels that way

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    #2

    hannah_may21 Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, it’s for real this time...

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of a perfectly good sick day.

    Elsie mae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to the toilet at your friends house Or saying the food is bad to the mother of your friend

    Annabell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I reached a new level of guilt when I was pregnant and my employer left me at home fully paid for nine months. it was their decision, not mine or my doctor's.

    Annabell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! For me it‘s because when I decide to call in sick I always start to wonder if I am really that Sick. Even if I hang over my Toilet all day or lay in bed with a high fever.

    Colin Leetham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach... sick days make life much more complicated...

    Debe Sanders Deehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Those dickheads get enough of my time....

    #3

    xBelleAme Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands at ten and two. Checking mirrors...sweating...

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulling into a convenience store even though you don't want anything.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister (an attorney) was once stopped at a red light when she noticed a police car behind her. Her knee-jerk reaction was to start cussing and saying to herself, "oh, he's not going to dare pull me over for nothing." She then proceeded to drive through the intersection , not noticing that the light was still red. **sigh**

    Josh Berry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop: "Maam, do you know how fast you were breathing?"

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't drink your smoothie thru a straw when the cop is following you.

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Good grief! What a bunch of wimps afraid of cops! They are there to help/protect you dummies!

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there are some who fall into that category. And there are some who became cops for other reasons that have nothing to do with helping or protecting.

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    #4

    NextTimeEstimateMe Report

    Logan Scaggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally! Every time I leave a gas station or store without buying anything I always freak out thinking that something magically showed up in my pocket and the alarm is gonna go off

    NoWayNoWay
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make sure my receipt is practically in their face, still sweat!

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing the security your receipt and for some reason fellingnlike you are the least trustworthy person in the world.

    Johanna Driesenga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh s**t did I shove a TV up my a*s I can’t remember”

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went back out through the in door of a Lidl because I didn't find anything I wanted and a security guard chased after me to ask why and check my bag! Technically I could have told him to F off as he hadn't seen me take anything (because I hadn't) but I let him look in my bag anyway. Guess I'm too much of a wimp.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, this. I somehow feel like a criminal doing that.

    Fabian Bartsch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in an Electronic Store: "I hope i didnt ACCIDENTLY steal a TV"

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    #5

    saganist91 Report

    Elin Sandman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell yes! Or going into a clothes shop wearing an item from the same store. "I haven't stolen it!"

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have my speech planned out in my head for these occasions, in case i get stopped and asked to show what's in my bag!

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you leave the other groceries in the car, you still feel like you have betrayed the other store somehow.

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    #6

    lettuce_begin Report

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then THEY apologize and try to pacify YOU because they think you punished them for something. :'-(

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    Spiritlifter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was getting out of my car one day and it was dark. I shut the car door and the next thing I hear is this screeching noise that sounds like a dying cat. I then realize that I accidentally shut my cat's tail in the car door! She was fine but I cried. I should have gone to jail.

    Jeffrey Teston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAME!! Can you imagine something 4 times larger than you stepping on your foot! One of my dogs (the bigger one) is extra dramatic about it which makes me feel much worse.

    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or knocking over a toddler by accident

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog doesn't yelp, she just limps off on silence. I feel like a monster.

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always apologize to them. I hope they get it.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I step on my cat now and then. If only cats would learn thay they shouldn't play Kitty Be Underfoot!

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your pet is a rescue and they don't even complain... This to the millionth power.

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    #7

    HaramiParindey Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like repay a debt? Ideally you shouldn’t have to ask.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or the opposite, I once went to a friend and said that I was forgiving the debt and she whipped out her checkbook and wrote me a bunch of post-dated checks.

    Debe Sanders Deehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I made it, I spent it, and if your stuff is s****y, I want what is mine back.

    NeverGoWoke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always make a contract - no matter the amount of money!

    #8

    Marx0r Report

    Joanna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a rad tech, I had the same reaction the first time I saw someone use a dewalt power tool in the OR

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    #9

    splitterface Report

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel bad for this one too.

    Logan Scaggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they get it wrong I'm like "I'd rather die because I was allergic to something in the food, than look like an a*****e and return this"

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    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I don't feel bad about this. I do feel bad that the waiter or waitress tends to catch the brunt of complaints when most of the time it was the cooks....so don't do that! But the fact is you are paying for food, and cooked to the level you asked for (IE: medium rare instead of well done) and it is part of the cost of running a business to correct what was incorrect, to right the wrongs. So ask for it to be made correctly! (ESPECIALLY important for allergies! One peanut in the wrong place can mean death). Just don't take it out on the person who did not make the mistake.

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless what's on the plate is looking back at me, I just take this sort of event as a cosmic fate wrinkle and roll with it. And usually I do discover something new. Its like a fun unexpected twist to your day - a free surprise!

    Chris Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never did , but I had a lot of friends that cooked in chain restaurant kitchens, and OH GOD ! Don't f**k with people that touch your food.

    Debe Sanders Deehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my fault the waitress or cook is an idiot. If I have to pay for it, then bring me what I want.

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    #10

    evilbrent Report

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!? It's like, "no, I need an adult to come supervise this transaction. Wait, I'M supposed to be the adult here!?"

    Simon Murray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look round for an adult and realise it's you so you start looking for someone adultier than you to take over... 🤯

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely remember wondering if THEY knew what they were doing letting US take this new creature home!

    Mimi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When going home with our newborn we moved slow-motion and even drove around any manhole covers :)

    Tammy Hornback
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is just so sweet and it's true

    Karen Johnston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are 19. I got that feeling with everything. Signing them up for school, or activities. But especially when I brought them home. Oh, and I have twins by the way, thus the whole them thing.

    Sara Jetten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They check if your car seat is legal? In US?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you're Chelsea Grammar, they don't. His wife just held the poor kid and didn't even buckle herself in.

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    Lisa S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rofl. I remember the drive home with our first. My husband has never driven that slow and carefully before.

    Annabell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes! Such a weird feeling!

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the rest of you life happens so damn fast after that day ! !

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    #11

    tylawiggles Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law caught our cousin cheating this way... large family gathering with his wife in the room and a sexy message pops up on his phone.

    Ruth oro
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww man I need to hear what happened next, care to share kind stranger

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    Lily Mac Dennard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to end relationships in 1 easy step

    Ritzhoneey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your relationship ended because you glanced at a lit up phone screen it obviously wasn't meant to be anyway.

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    #12

    gucciaji Report

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they take it off the mannequin so you can try it on (jail time lol)

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this at the fish store. "What plants are betta safe?" "I suggest these" pulls flat plastic one off shelf. Me thinking "this is plastic not silk" and put it back when he wasn't looking baught the silk one and left before he saw me.

    Linda Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or going into a store, which is empty besides you and the person working there, saying hello and then leave without buying anything.

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my problem, thats their job.

    St. John
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our USA experience. Had a road trip from Chicago to New-Orleans. Somewhere between got into small grocery store, that has ice-cream stand. We did not know any of flavors available, so we asked - witch we should try. Then the sales person started to give us to taste a spoon of every flavor. At the end we were already full, but could not leave the store without buying ice-cream. This was a long-story-short. But that was one of best US and A experiences we had on our trips to USA.

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    #13

    M1911_A1 Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, it’s like a test. Do they know the speed limit? Did it change and no one told you?? IS THIS A TRAP??

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing anything to attempt to trick you into breaking the law, like challenging you to a race, is entrapment. But one ALWAYS second guesses for sure!

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    Melanie Andreacchi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about when you are doing the speed limit and they are tail gating you?

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are trying to trick you into going much faster so they can then pull you over... this is evil

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    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen after a cop had stopped and lectured us about holding up traffic, we weren't. but we were from out of state and pulling a trailer with a station wagon. We passed him going up a mountain and we were doing the speed limit. The look on his face was so worth it, though!

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a cop car overtake me, I was so nervous that I would speed that I was going below the speed limit and I guess they got sick of slowly tailing me haha

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when cops allow you to pass them. It's like " Am I going to get pulled over or not?"

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    #14

    lambsqueak Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it's easy to stray into private property

    Jeff
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A security guard pulled over my dad and I when we were looking for a geocache in a strip mall! He understood and was actually a geocacher as well!

    John Gooden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, there was a box next to a church, and I looked very suspicious while trying to find it.

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geocached for many years but quit because cachers were not following the rules; stealing Travel Bugs; not logging in log books, etc. & yes, you look "weird" searching for a cache but it was fun...

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the recreational activity of hunting for and finding a hidden object by means of GPS coordinates posted on a website. To be honest it sounds super fun to do

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    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it’s sooo sneaky sometimes and you really do feel so weird when people see you standing by a random light pole or stop sign!!!

    Gary
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take a dog or child for cover, "now where did you drop that ball?" One time I didn't a guy in a nearby beer garden thought I was looking to break in to his van.

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    #15

    grantona Report

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that one is a real pain, especially when I have a longer beard and get "randomly selected" for a search.

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if i picked up a bomb somewhere without noticing it?!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they find stuff you're not supposed to bring with you, and it feels like, "please, don't arrest me, I don't have the insurance to lose this flight, I have a family back home and I cannot lose my job and..." Yeah... I feel you.

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think a gun will magically appear in my carry-on. Then, TSA will tackle me and rip my a*s apart.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there was the time they pulled me aside because the X-Ray came up with something that looked suspicious. They asked if I knew why they were pulling me aside; I hadn't a clue. Then they dug up my climbing shoes and I was like "Oh yeeeah" because I remembered casually throwing my little partially-metal belay device inside one of them. They had to compare it to the X-Ray and in hindsight I could see how much it looked like a tiny handgun. Haha, oops. They still let me through but with a caution to put that thing out in the open on the tray next time!

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    AnnaB
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the TSA Pre Check is worth every penny of the $85.00 cost. No lines, no waiting, no pat-downs, no taking off shoes, no opening luggage. And it's good for 5 years!

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You brought water again didn't you?!?!

    Pam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother ate a bunch a edibles and then went through airport security wondering if he was trafficking drugs

    NeverGoWoke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate airport security - governments have played straight into terrorists hands by treating regular citizens like terrorists.

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    #16

    imnicenothurt Report

    Josh Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feeling does take a long time to go away, like I was in my 30’s and still thinking “Am I really over 18? I guess I am” every time I clicked it. At this point I’m in my 40’s and don’t have a moment’s hesitation. “Over 18? Yep, and wish I could shave off a few years.”

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't feel guilty back than...and I don't now...

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    #17

    snacklipsnya Report

    JOHANNA MUELLER
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought you had bathrooms that had like bathroom merch in them

    LuckyPineapple
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....I thought that too until I read your comment, and then I realized what it actually meant! 😅

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathrooms should be accessible period.

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this at McDonald’s a lot haha

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No guilt ever. Medically I need one more often. It should be illegal to have the customers must buy something to use the bathroom signs. There's a million reasons people might need one.

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad just buys a bag of chips and then dumps them a month later because no one in my family likes chips.

    Rabite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they now only let you use the bathroom with codes printed on your receipt.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to buy something small, so it doesn't seem like I was just using the bathroom.

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...I don't care about that. BUT: if they have like one of those toilet-ladies, that sit there and collect 50 cents for using the toilet and you actually never have change with you. It's maybe not the feeling of illegality but more of feeling like an a*s...but on the other hand: F**K YOU CAPITALISM AND LET ME POOP WHEREVER AND WHENEVER I WANT!

    Tammy Hornback
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    5 years ago

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    where are you pooping???

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like on a road trip, a gas station or roadside chain restaurant.

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    #18

    TeAmoShante Report

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, c'mon. I'm still struggling to accept grammar like "That bell ain't gone ring..." via text. I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying really hard. Don't throw that at me when the user has a keyboard. I know, I'm coming off as some antiquated grammar nazi. FWIW I'm sorry, but at least meet me halfway!

    Tardis42
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got all the way to "that bell ain't gone ring?" I was stopped by, "I be doing breathing techniques."

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    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s fasscinating that everyone in His thread decided to attack her for her speech rather than what she just said. This didn’t happen with any of the other statements! Is it illegal for her to speak in AAVE? Will she be arrested?

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people all upset about "I be doing breathing techniques", you know what's interesting? "I be doing breathing techniques" is a legitimate verb tense in some other languages, but English doesn't have it. Or, wait, yes it does! See the sentence "I be doing breathing techniques" as an example.

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    #19

    bryandtucker Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Totally. 4x the size and weight of a normal car. Good lucks

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing. I do think they should make sure you can handle it. Had my stepdad (drives a 05 escape) rent one of the smaller ones. Literally smallest cube you can get. I thought we were going to die. He sucks at driving anything new

    Chris Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the 25' uhaul with a trailer and my truck on it. Felt like I was driving an actual train, think I sweated out 3000 gallons on that trip. Is the truck still there? Did the whole trailer and truck detach 50 miles back and kill a bus full of kids ? Who knows ?

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an interesting thing to drive. I missed having a rear view mirror.

    J Maebe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been renting trucks whole my live. Nobody ever has been asking my driver license to check if I am aloud to drive these 40tons monsters. You get the keys, and of you go

    1Riley97
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a special licence in South Africa to drive anything bigger than about 2t

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other countries as well, apparently not in US (depending on the state I guess)

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    #20

    muteafflict Report

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah - that just felt like freedom!!

    Hendra Lim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as for me, almost crashed the backside of truck because of the hype *good thing it didn't happen

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am such a bad drive I couldn't believe it when I passed my test. It made me paranoid, wondering how many other hopeless drivers were out there.

    Ben
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you got to do is stay between the lines.

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    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter tore through 12 feet of our fence the first day she drove with her father after getting her learners permit. It was just nerves and she hit the gas instead of the brake coming into the driveway... Massive damage to the fence, only a few scratches on the car. I took pictures and couldn't stop laughing (to myself) after being sure she was ok. She is a wonderful driver now.

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    #21

    OverEazie Report

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This statement is very powerful and very sad.

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me sad to hear why can't we all be colourblind? Its high levels of pigment that's all how can someone hate pigment? It baffles me. Each race has there own uniqueness nothing to hate plenty to celebrate and enjoy

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could be colorblind as well, but there are some groups who don't want that.

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    KateKat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's awful that people have to feel that way.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow, this one just hurts

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am upvoting this, in solidarity, and with the desire that this changes in the very very very near future. No-one should feel guilty for something as elementary as melanin levels. The fact that people do feel this way - is heartbreaking.

    Mariët
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What color? All colours stand out in different parts of the world you see.

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    #22

    them0f0princess Report

    A human i guess
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not taking it home adds another layer of guilt

    Annabell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Germany it‘s very unusual to take your food home after not finishing it. I always feel weird when I do that.

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    NeverGoWoke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be illegal to not finish food - only order or make as much as you can eat or give it to someone else if you can't finish it. This also might be a culture thing, a lot of culture don't accept people not finishing their food.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Mongolia during the time of Kublai it was a death sentence to not finish a meal (according to visiting European monks). It sounded like a superstitious rule along the lines of "if you don't finish your meal the spirits/gods/ancestors will give us less next time"

    Wendy Frances
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My entire childhood has followed me into my 50s

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you cook it. I cook too much I feel so guilty throwing it out. If I made less (eyes bigger than my stomach) I'd have more later.

    #23

    anovoa23 Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so scary that people feel it's wrong to buy condoms. It's about public health, really.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you could be like a woman in Britain who forgot her glasses and bought a huge box of condoms instead of her favorite tea.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! That's brill! (not at the moment of realising the mistake obviously)

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    Mariët
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never felt embarrased. Im buying condoms, im getting cane. Good for me!

    slackjack
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW! I was married, buying condoms, and the girl at the register says 'hi'. Turns out she was an old high school friend. Which hole do I crawl into?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It felt weird the first time, But in Australia we can buy condoms at the super market. The people on the register really do NOT care. ( Yes the older white woman lesbian buys condoms - to give to her niece to start that conversation)

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero guilt about this, whatsover!!! Why on earth would anyone feel guilty about ensuring their own health & safety, and being able to CHOOSE when to conceive. Male or female - there is zero guilt about doing the right thing by you and your partner. <3

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to buy them at Cosco! Saved us loads of money

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Be proud! You are being safe and everyone (mostly) has had will have or is currently having sex. The boyfriend just puts them in the cart right with my tampons and shampoo and any other basic health need.

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day after pill is worse hehehe, the *hey, shouldn't you have used a condom?* feeling

    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to going in to get checked for STD's or unintentional pregnancy? Or if your a man getting an STD and 18 years of child support. Its not that big of a deal.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still feels like a weird thing to be displaying in the public forum of a supermarket though. At least the first few times

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    #24

    esthersparkles Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually...that might be illegal depending on the situation

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when it's accidental, like they didn't lock the door or something

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    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked in on an elderly woman in the changing room and she was thankfully so kind and actually apologized, like, no I feel bad!

    Phaedra Kalis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, i've done that before and i feel so bad....

    Spiritlifter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the bathroom in 4th grade and the lock broke and I didn't notice and one of my friends walked in on me. We both got really red lol

    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we you do it by accident, probably not.

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    #25

    GlitchyNinja Report

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still using my student Adobe Suite 4 years after graduating. No guilt what so ever.

    Tired-Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! That's not illegal, that's just savvy! I'm still using my student Photoshop CS5 from 11 years ago! Well worth the £200 investment!

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very good thing. Do it when you can!

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    #26

    catsanddogsarecool Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that at all

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our opinions, and it's not my intention to get into a big thing with you on this because I'm sure I won't change your mind - but for everyone else out there I just have to point out the simple math. If you increase costs/expenses for the retailer (return stuff, track mud into the store) there is exactly one way those costs must be recouped. And retailers are already waging an unwinnable war vs online sales. If you want 'em to stick around, tread lightly.

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    Jovita A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or sometimes you realize that you didn't need it... Impulse buying is evil...

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten used to it lol. You are allowed to "not like it"

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still amazed that US stores have such generous return policies. I know we're paying for it in the form of higher prices, but still...

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some PTSD over this ever since I returned a PS2 machine that didn't work as well as expected.

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the internet, I'm never 100% sure I can tell the difference between sarcasm and dumbassery.

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    #27

    pepper_tae Report

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but they'll catch you on the downhill.

    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel guilt! I am in a wheelchair, and I never even notice! Or I am just as fast as most walking people? Don't know which of the 2 it is. But I wouldn't mind if someone walked past me a lot faster. We are just like you, only can't use our legs (at all, or some not as well as you). You don't feel guilty passing a slow walking person.. Don't feel guilty passing someone in a wheelchair! Seriously, I can't speak for all wheelchair users, but most of us get it, we understand. No worries!!

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad looking away then looking back.

    Tired-Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as an electric wheelchair user, speeding up to pass a rather slow human, especially an elderly person!

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walk slow with a limp. If you walk fast past me trust me I get it.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the situation, I'll either ask if you wanna race or tell you off.

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    #28

    muuhhrisol_ Report

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don't know about other countries but in the UK, while there's no law against driving with interior lights on, if a police officer pulls you over and deems that your interior light to be a driving distraction they can ask you to turn it off or charge you with careless driving. ☹

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband was still pretty new at driving, one night, as we were going back home from hanging out, he forgot to turn off the light inside the car before starting to drive it. Then he turned it off and said something like "oh, I was wondering why couldn't I see anything outside". Basically, the glass on the windshields is made in a way that, if it's dark outside and light inside, you will have trouble seeing the road. So, yes, it makes sense.

    Linda Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even have the lights on while driving? You can't see anything if it's dark outside...

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure here in nz you cant be driving with ur interior light on...but it's a long time since I read the road rules and sat my learners lol

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    I drive in L.A. rush hour traffic. It's so slow I be doing all kinds of stuff and I NEED THAT LIGHT lol

    #29

    not_rachel Report

    KateKat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel so bad afterwards!!

    sour berlioz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel bad when I'm like "this tastes pretty good but I'm not gonna buy it right now"

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen many college aged kids come into Costco, stop at all the sample stands & walk out the door without buying a thing having eaten their FREE lunch/dinner.

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not mean you like them.

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should feel guilty. Take one and allow others to take one. Free samples are not free meals. Don't be greedy.

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    #30

    aepgianna Report

    A human i guess
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is funny and relatable, and while it might not be illegal... “I DISMISS YOU NOT THE BELL!”

    Alexander Schmuker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the bell doesn't dismiss us, it doesn't tell us when to arrive.

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    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the teacher is all like, "That bell don't dismiss you I do!" And I just sit there thinking, 'why do we have a bell?.......'

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bell is used, so you don't have to keep looking at your watch.

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    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bell is for the teacher, not the students.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DISMISS YOU NOT THE BELL! Then the bell doesn't decide when I get to class!

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a teacher do that once, and MULTIPLE people then demanded a note to excuse them from being tardy for the next class since of course she was cutting into our time to get there. She refused...once. The school board found out and she never held us past the bell again...but I can only assume that it was b/c of the school board, just an educated guess.

    Margie Sanfilippo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buying alcohol after I turned 21 (and for along time after!).

    Eddie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scolding your child in public.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be specific to the OP's school (possibly country?), because no teacher, no class, and no teaching institution I've ever attended, been part of, or heard of, ever had students just get up and walk out when the bell rang. It was just considered RUDE! When the bell rang, the teacher would finish their sentence, make sure that everyone knew what was happening next class (homework due etc)... and said goodbye. People don't just walk out while the teacher is still talking. Jeez!!

    An Opinion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wait to be dismissed so that the teacher can check that items have been returned, room is left tidy etc. it's more of an incentive to do the right thing if you have to wait after the bell to leave if you haven't. Also........teacher can keep the naughty kids behind and slowly cut into their lunch as payback for the horrible s**t they did in class.

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    #31

    thunderclap007 Report

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 160km/h. Yeah, that's a common speed on the left lane... What scares me are the ones zipping by at noticeably more than 200km/h... that's so fast, they just turn up behind you, flash their lights (illegal!), drive up far too close (super dangerous at those speeds) and vanish ones you give them way (because you aren't ready to die yet). And politicians still insist that it doesn't contribute to accidents... sure, if people drove carefully and kept appropriate distance to other cars. And also if the speed differences weren't so crazy - trucks have to stick to 80km/h by law! And on the neighboring lane, some cars might come at 200km/h. I don't drive THAT fast, but I've had a few close calls where a car or truck switched lanes and didn't notice I was driving nearly twice as fast. And in the end, your average speed isn't nearly as impressive - you have to break hard when someone switches lanes. Plus more accidents and therefore traffic jams. The cost of going fast is going slow...

    Mimi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    130 km/h or 120 km/h limit will come. Sooner or later. I can't wait for it. Besides Afghanistan Germany is the only country w/out speedlimit. And one of the most crowded.

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    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only major accident I was ever in was on the autobahn - over 50 cars, 10 nationalities, several serious injuries, and we were there for HOURS before it all got sorted out. My dad was driving - we were all OK but - sheesh - what terror.

    #32

    owenjones79 Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where I do most of my BP posting...

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't do that around other people. If I can avoid it. That's just me though

    #33

    Hellsangel8081 Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be illegal, because i got fat that way.. Q.Q

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you that and I eat a lot of pasta and don't exercise.

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    Victoria Pitt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be my favorite. Waking up and eating feels so wrong.

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    #35

    oh_whut_thuuu Report

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you just DON'T LIKE THEM and you never did nor ever will

    #36

    JaiTeethechef Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... it's certainly frowned upon

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some restaurants will kick you out though

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly don't think it's allowed. I'm sure that's why most doors on restaurants say no outside food or drinks.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother once ace ate fast food chips in fancy café. I pretended not to know him.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just rude and you can, and should, be kicked out for that. Don’t do it.

    Spiritlifter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once after I became vegetarian and my brother thought that I was going to go to jail for it.

    #37

    dudmun Report

    Rabite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once trying to park my boyfriend's car orthogonally to a very small one way street with him drunkenly sitting next to me. Since I am only driving like twice a year if at all for the last ten years, I needed some time and attempts to get into the spot. Meanwhile a car turned into the street and had to wait, since I blocked the whole street. I was very self-confident to not get nervous and possibly hit the other cars around me.... until the car turned on its blue light. Still tried to stay confident while feeling the utter horror of blocking a police car in need to get to a crime scene. So when I was finished and the police car went by, my boyfriend got out, looked at the car and seriously started to complain that it wasn't precisely parked (it was, drunk boy).

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    #38

    Gauche_Goose Report

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this all the time. Didn't think anything of it.

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felt wrong to me, not to write a comment because i know this feeling?! Wtf?

    Water Bottle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Same goes here on BP. Feel the guilt when you pass this comment and don’t upvote.

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    #39

    toepaydoe Report

    Water Bottle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Why would one film a police officer?

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For if you get arrested but you didn't do anything wrong, or if they handled you wrong. Also to prove if the officer shot his/her firearm without a reasonable reason

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    Laura Maeflower
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Videotaping. Is that term outdated?

    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would you say instead, filming? Recording? (but that's audio)

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    #40

    lex_beckman Report

    John C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this "Lex" an unknown alias of my kid?

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I do this at home and at work. For some reason, I never feel guilty.

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll melt, then evaporate time will pick it up for you.

    #41

    kittyburritto Report

    Knight Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just shook his hand with the same hand I did that thing to her with.... oh god"

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of my fave jokes. Fellow stops at the drug store to make a "hasty" purchase and regales the pharmacist about his plans for the evening. He arrives at his date's home, meets her parents and says "oh, why don't we join your folks at the opera?" She pulls him aside and says "you didn't tell me you liked opera". And he replies "and you didn't tell me your father was a pharmacist either".

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just as long as she didn't tell him, you will live a little longer!

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    #42

    WitherWithout Report

    J. Kasilo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Americans have this terrible complex about nudity & men looking at women, etc. Yo! We were born naked, we will be naked a lot in our life, WTF? 50% of us have penal parts the other 50% have vaginal parts & boobs - why are we hiding "nature"?

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Go watch free strip-shows online, don’t waste your life in seedy sweaty strip joints.

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    esseyebee28
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    5 years ago

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    Snack Attact
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The illegal thing should be when you try to help them "find" them afterwards 🤐🤫🤐

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    Stan Chung
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking for directions is hard precisely because of this ^

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    athornedrose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm like this anytime i know my father is following in his car years later. it feels like the cops are watching, but worse cause he has my cell number

    Gary
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I rode a bike on the road my father was following me. It made it worse because he was a policeman and was riding a police motorbike.

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