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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

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    PatriciaB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm... That's Meghan Markle and Patrick J Adams as their characters from suits

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I thought it looked like her, but hadn't made the connection to Suits.

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    David Matayabas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snort* I often refer to my wife of 26 years as "my current wife", and sometimes "my first wife". Both are accurate.

    Niels Boehm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean why stop dating when you're married? Sounds kinda sad.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still? After that? Keep her, she's a good.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rachel - you wanted him and said "yes". Deal with it! ;)

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I immediately think of We Were on a Break

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO married people dont go on dates with each other?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's a good idea to continue taking your wife on dates though...

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby introduces me as his frist wife..I am his only wife.

    Let’s Go Brandon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said something similar when I got married. Was promptly hit with flowers.

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats hilarious! Now I want to get married just so I can write this!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never stop dating your spouse

    Erdot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought you were on a break.

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A man isn't complete until he's married. Then he's finished."

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    #5

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

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    #6

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, almost impossible. I feel for you!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, this is using food AND a map!

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you chose how to phrase the question.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd have problems with his grammar too

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    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for providing evidence. Catch you later.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously with a note that says "I wanna nail you."

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "A president" not "YOUR president".

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    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the other planets aren't even trying

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. 2024 ... It does not say zeros, or fours!

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    diana king
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the cops insulting themselves with that response?

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