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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate me if you want. I am too lazy to be bothered!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Believe in" is not the same as "worship"!

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    #5

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I successfully woke up this morning without safety hazards

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    #6

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the Edit. I would have been really confused!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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    Kristin Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

    WaffleLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rape victims. I don't think any mother would want to raise a child who was born because of a horrible crime.

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unborn fetuses are like bank accounts, that have had no deposits made yet. They sound great on paper, but cancelling one ultimately has no impact outside the minds of those who assigned them value for other reasons.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PERFECT METAPHOR!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthcare is not always clean and tidy. Abortions are required and need to be safe. Anyone who is against pro choice is selfish and frankly stupid. I don't mean you need to be pro abortion but you had damn well better be pro choice.

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banning legal abortion does not save any babies. If people really want to get rid of developing fetus, there are tons of other methods, and I can imagine none of them will be pretty.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its obvious anti abortion people just want to control people. They clearly dont care about babies. I have yet to see a majority of anti-abortion morons adopting the thousands of kids in the foster system. All about saving babies until they are born. Then screw the mom. she cant have welfare or chip or housing or anything.

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    pat hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    abortion is nobodys business but that womans....her choice and only her reasons....not politicians, not evangelicals, certainly not some card carrying rabid religious soul.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Religious People: Abortion is the term used medically for *miscarriage*, too, and the procedure for medical abortion is often done to prevent harm to a woman. But since, y'know, women don't matter.... stop calling yourself God-fearing, and admit you're woman-hating. Love, a Medical Doctor. BTW, I don't fear God. Why would I? He's supposed to be GOod, right?

    Hannah McCoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes but He is a JUST God. hes not like santa claus, pal.

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    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do anti abortion people think they have any rights at all to tell anyone else to think like them?

    magix (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can pray at home, but you can't abortion at home.

    Mark Karol-Chik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again- abortion should remain a private matter. Between a woman and her doctor. AND, a man's view on abortion should matter in very few instances.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think a man should have any say directly/legally. He can tell his wife/so what he thinks and if she decides to abort and he is upset with that, then they can split up.

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    Addisan Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you were r@p3d and get a baby from that. you could abort the baby and not have to raise the horrible reminder of how you got the baby. the baby could grow up to be the sweetest, kindest, and most loving baby on earth nut they are still the reminder of what happened to the mother.

    Pamela Felt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXCUSE ME BUT I HAD A CHILD THAT WAS A RESULT OF INCEST AND AT NO TIME AT ALL WAS HE A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF SOMTHING THAT SONEONE VERY SICK DID TO ME NOT ONCE OR TWICE BUT FROM THE AGE OF 4 TO 13 ....I DELIVERED THAT BABY AT 14 AND THAT BABY SAVED ME GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO LOOK AT MY ABUSER WHOD DONE HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY LITTLE BODY SINCE I WAS 4 AND TELL HIM " NO MORE " THAT CHILD NOW IS A WONDERFUL 39 YEAR OLD MAN WITH 6 DAUGHTERS HAD A GREAT CAREER AND WHEN GIS FIRST WIFE ABANDONED ALL 3 OF THERE GIRLS EACH AND EVERY TIME SHE GAVE BIRTH GE TOOK CARE OF THOSE BABIES ALL BY HIMSELF ...I WOULD NOT TRADE MY SON FR ANYTHING TO SAY THAT AN INNOCENT LIFE IS A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF A TERRIBLE ACT IS IGNORANT AND SELFISH...I GREW UP QUIK YES I DID BUT ITS MADE ME THE WOMEN I AM TODAY ...BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT EVEN BACK WHEN I WAS 16 I PUT MYSELF ON BIRTH CONTROL I HAVE A QUESTION IF PRO CHOICERS ARE SO RESPONSIBLE WHY CANT YOU POP A BIRTH CONTROL PILL EVERY DAY ...SEEMS EASIER THAN ABORTION

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, are you going to care for these 600,000 potential babies? No? Gee, what a surprise.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the mental health of a mum to be who has been given the devastating diagnoses that the child she is carrying has so many terrible defects that it will most likely be born dead or only live a few minutes after birth?

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you gonna do with those 600.000 babies is exploid them and let them die in the gutter, so why the hecll are they so important to you?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends mom had a hysterectomy and something got botched and not everything was properly removed. She managed to get "pregnant" and had to have surgery to fix both mistakes. It was really bizarre because she had a fertilized egg stuck in a partial fallopian tube.

    JD McKoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abortion, except certain exceptions, is pure selfishness.

    JD McKoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that this a$$hole is proud of the fact that he can win an argument with unborn babies🤦🏻🤦🏻

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    600,000 unwanted children were prevented from coming into the world. Had they been born, crime would have shot up 30% in 20 years. Countless people would be victims of their dysfunctional upbringing. I can't wait to see how much crime soars in the US now that we're back in the stone ages of ignorance.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Abortion, should result in more adoptable children-But It's to expensive for eligible couples-Moreso than Childbirth!

    Rosie Landers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pro-choice but also pro-birth control.

    Malwin Wellham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody ever won a debate with a baby.

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In states where victims of rape and incest can no longer obtain a legal abortion, that's not pro-life. That's pro-rape and pro-incest.

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could totally be wrong, but wasn't there a first born - massacre in the bible somewhere? ... Naw

    Humansarethevirus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churches are evil indoctrination hypocrites fascists who don't pay property's taxes ,these fuxs make $$$ of off stupid morons

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, church meetings can be held online. I'd like to see you perform a surgery over Zoom.

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Sexual assault. 2. Medical reasons. 3. BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT THE F*****G BABY. The legal system has it in place, so that they aren’t properly babies yet. It’s pathetic that people are trying to prevent other people from making their own decision.

    Mathieu Brouwers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Abortus" or "Abortus provocatus"? Please shut your mouth if you don´t know the difference.

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    600,000 can't disagree with you as they have no concept of ideas or an opinion of their own. That is why prioritize the mother's health. An adult surviving and being able to take care of themselves is better for everyone than a child that might have to be taken by the state or put so much extra stress in the surviving, now single, parent. Get your religion away from my freedoms, seperation of church and state!

    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body my choice should stand above all. No mask mandates, no vaccine mandates, no abortion bans.

    James Thornton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 months later facing a life in prison ¨welp that was harder then i thought¨

    Rosanna Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't really believe people who have abortions are murdering babies. I would never speak to a person who murdered babies and neither would most normal people.

    Dick Keith
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Easy to win debates when you can slaughter your opponents.

    Gozer LeGozerian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a real d**k, your argument is limp and irrelevant

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    Rabbit Revolutionary
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    2 years ago

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    Abortion, by typical definition, is not healthcare but the opposite. You know, because it kills a baby.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With his money, I guess he doesn't feel he has to give a...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, almost impossible. I feel for you!

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, this is using food AND a map!

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you chose how to phrase the question.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd have problems with his grammar too

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    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for providing evidence. Catch you later.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously with a note that says "I wanna nail you."

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "A president" not "YOUR president".

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    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the other planets aren't even trying

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. 2024 ... It does not say zeros, or fours!

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    diana king
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the cops insulting themselves with that response?

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