30 Husbands And Wives Share What Bizarre Things They Discovered About Each Other After Marriage

My husband has prowled the bedroom and said weird scary things. The first time obviously I had no idea he was asleep and he went and opened the bedroom door and came over and told me 'it's to keep them in' 😱

Husband has legit yelled "GET OFF THE LAWN" while sleeping, directly in My Face I was like, "Bro - Chill!!"

My husband once tried to sell me a 1995 red Honda Civic while he was dead asleep. So often I recorded him doing it and played it back. His only comment was, "Yeah, but it's a great little car!"

She is sleepwalking! you do not have to actually walk to sleepwalk. My bf does it also, and he talks with his eyes open while sitting on tghe bed, but the next morning he does not remember anything. I tell him too that it is time to sleep and he lays back again.

I did this for years. I'd also stick one leg straight up in the air while asleep, sleep talk and sleep walk. Let me tell you, it's also bizarre to wake up that way and you require a lot more hours of sleep because your body isn't fully resting.

I think it is true with most of us husbands. And then we panic when the wife says let me look for it because we know that she will find it in the most obvious of spots. The suspense when she walks in and searches for something you are 'certain' is not there is the stuff thrillers are made of.

I'll get downvoted for the generalization but that's all men everywhere!! Honestly i think I've never met anyone that can find staff without creating a drama

My husband: there is no ketchup in a fridge! Me: yes, there is. My husband: no, we have no ketchup. Me: do you want me to go there and show you? My husband: I found it!

This is why "have you seen my...?" is one of the most common questions in husbands

Sounds like ADD, that's ADHD without the H.

That would drive me crazy after one day. It also seems like the type of thing you would notice even before being married.

I used to work with a lady like this. She was a constant stream of vocalising, everything she did was narrated. She was Irish with a lovely, soft voice though so it was nice, like having talk radio on in the background.

My ex is a big talker about his job which he loves, he tells anyone he sees about it, even goes to meetings whilst he is asleep and chats away with his invisible co-workers, or hums away to himself.

I'm the same. I like chatting to myself, esspecially when I'm concentrated or not feeling well. Sometimes I'll get weird looks on the street but it somehow helps me thinking.

Did you steal my sister and marry her?

ok that sounds super fun :))

My sister once recited the multiplication table in her sleep. It was interesting.

I got up, walked over to my mom (we shared a room at the time, that's how young I was), and said "Mom! You forgot the butterflies!!!" to her. All while I was asleep. I remember having a dream that me, my siblings, and my mom were all cyborg chickens, and my siblings were secretly doing super-hero missions. Once I caught them in the act, I asked if I could join them, and they put me into superhero cyborg chicken training (SHCT). Then my mom caught us in the act and joined us too. I was out of SHCT by then, so I got to train my own mom. I felt so cool and mature. Anyway, we had to defeat a bad guy with a whole bunch of little yellow butterflies, but my mom was supposed to bring them, but forgot them. That is, I think, where I got up and told her that she forgot the butterflies. I don't remember the rest of the dream if there was any.

My wife does this. I use this state to extract information because she answers truthfully whatever I ask her. Haven't heard any shockers yet :-)

upvote just for the last bit. made me laugh

The devil lives in them eggs, sonny Jim...

To be fair.... deviled eggs are delicious.

why is the picture not of a deviled egg???

er. so OP's saying...this isn't how you eat devil'd eggs? it is where i come from. if you don't eat them like that? one of those other people might get one...and that's just not acceptable.

My deviled eggs look a lot better than those.

How to spot a psychopath: They do sock->shoe->sock->shoe!

Maybe she's self-conscious about her GPS ankle monitor?

I do this too! its so comfortable. i call it the reverse michael

Deedle, deedle, Dumpling! Only with socks instead of shoes.

Reminds me of the old TV show "All in the Family". Archie and Meathead having an argument about how to properly put your socks and shoes on. Meathead's response to "sock/shoe, sock/shoe" was at least you could hop on one foot without it getting wet. Pure comedy gold. Check it out!

Maximum dunk, clean fingers. I approve.

I use a fork for perfect dunking prowess.