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From little things to life-changing facts, we learn things every day. So no wonder our series of Today I Learned posts is one of the favorites among our readers. Scroll through mind-expanding facts here, here and here, and make your day well spent.

But this time we’re talking about things that people learned way too late. Think of the fact that birds don't live in nests. “I learned that at the age of 72,” wrote one Redditor in response to someone asking “What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age?” And this is just the beginning.

Scroll down to see some more of the funny, yet all too real responses in the thread and make sure to add your ‘embarrassingly late-learned facts’ in the comment section below!

#1

I was 23 on a trip with my girlfriend in San Francisco. We were both getting ready for the day in the bathroom and I needed my hair gel, so I asked if she could hand me my toilet treat bag. She seemed confused, I again asked, "Can you please hand me my bag of toilet treats!?" She ran out of the bathroom laughing. I thought toiletries was toilet treats.

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Caro Caro
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toilet treats go IN the toilet.

Kathryn Baylis
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a woman, who was in her fifties at the time and had a college degree, who wrote and pronounced “filthy” as “thilthy”. That’s THILTHY.

debrina blackmoon
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adoptive parents say "breftist". Also "death" if you can't hear properly if at all.

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Lululoohoo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i too shall now call it toilet treats.

Steve Barnett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone thought that there were Gorillas with guns in Africa. No, it's GUERRILLAS, thanks for making that clear. Jeez.

Bender Bending Rodríguez
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not going to lie. Younger me did thought Guerilla attacks were attacks caused by gorillas.

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Susie Elle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little I thought it was toilet-tree

Dori Semenov
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about my non-native english speaker spouse who thought they were Toilet TREES.

AzKhaleesi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really want to say this forever now.

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    #2

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers That birds don't live in nests. Just for rearing their young. I learned that at the age of 72. And I have a PhD in biophysics. Not zoology. Never too late to learn.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I never really thought about it until now, and I'm 70.

    Vasha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. And I used to volunteer at a local wetlands. No excuse.

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    Jo Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cavity nesting birds such as members of the tit family, tawny owls and woodpeckers for example may use the same cavity to sleep in overnight as they did for nesting. So you’re not 100% wrong !! (Although they don’t build the nest for sleeping only purposes)

    Sam Chilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many birds have favoured places to roost, but nests are a lot of work to make and maintain!

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Disney. Tweety was almost always hanging out inside a nest.

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    Brad Toy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently....Lots of places. When birds settle down to sleep, it’s called “roosting,” and the main things they’re looking for are safety and warmth. Songbirds have to keep off the ground to avoid cats and things, and out of the open to avoid owls. Dense brush or foliage does fine. Bigger birds have more options and can sleep on the water, on a branch, or even just right on the ground.

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    Brad Toy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow!!! just reading this I just learned this!!!

    MagicalUnicorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, i just learned that at 35, never occurred to me to question it

    Lululoohoo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well wait so finish the sentence. I need to know...where do they live the rest of the time then???

    Richard Portman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They live outside. They live in bird world . They don't care about us. The main concern is how dangerous are we. They don't build little houses and go to work every day. They don't pay rent. They are birds. They are not mammals, like you and me. It is amazing that sometimes we can still talk. They are not like us, but i love them.

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    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today year's old when I learned this

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    #3

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers For most of my life I assumed Neil Armstrong was a black man, because I'd never seen Neil outside the space suit, but I had seen Louis Armstrong. It never occurred to me that there would be anything unusual about a black astronaut in the 60s.

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    B-b-bird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how children initially never know about racism and do not understand the concept of being excluded because of colour. I wish everyone would grow up without learning how to judge each other and exclude.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How awesome would it have been if Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon!?

    Billi Wulli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, I love innocence, and hate racism.

    Cip IESAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing unusual about a black astronaut; the sole problem was that Armstrong couldn't play his trumpet on the Moon because of the helmet!

    E. Loop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that they were related as well!

    Annabelle Janous
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought the exact same thing, and i was kinda disappointed when i found out he wasnt.

    Anton Kider
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it wasn't Lance Armstrong at least...

    Panda Kicki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google it. I was under the exact same assumption. TIL differently and that feels a bit sad.

    Joy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your heart ♥️ This is exactly how we should think.

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    #4

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Until the age of 14, I thought Princess Diana was a famous marine biologist. They always called her "The Princess of WALES" so.....

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that one is cute 😂

    Joy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Vidal Sassoon was a real person. I thought it was the name of a shampoo. I must've been in my 20s when I found out 🙄

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassing moment but when i first heard his name thought:what kind of an idiot parent gave his child the name of a shampoo?😅😅

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    Deborah Towns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I moved to ca my sil would take me to the next town over it was called fortuna and I would think how strange!! I knew we are famous for dungeons crab's but tuna?! well it is ca after all so I kept thinking it was fort tuna till I read the sign...never told my sil because she would probably day why I thought that!!

    Brooklyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14?!?!? Too old to be just discovering this.🤦‍♀️

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly, not if you don't care a whit about "the royal family".

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    Leah Dickerson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy lol that's insanely innocent!

    Discordant Bluecheese
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me make a weird noise akin to laughter :D

    Emma Gee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid brains are so fucken awesome. Lol. It's always fascinating to see how they connect things in their mind. Like how a lot of kids thought everything was black n white back in the day and one day everything just turned to color like pleasantville. Lol. I was one of those kids. Or how I thought tv shows were live and performing for me! So I never liked to leave or shut it off in the middle because I didn't want to be rude! I thought they were little mini plays just for me. The entitlement. I know. Bahahaha

    Gustavo Di Salvo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 11 at the year of the wedding, and for a brief time some schoolmates used to called me "Lady Di" 😅 That's the story, have a good day!

    Mark Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in my city Canada there's a whale tour operating company called The Prince of Whales.

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    #5

    I learned that I grew up in a white-trashy family around 10 through television. One night, I was watching tv and Jeff Foxworthy came on. I was a very content only child who to the best of my knowledge got everything they ever wanted and had no idea about things could/needed to be otherwise. Well, ole Jeff was well into his skit and I was avidly listening. "If you watch TV on a TV that sits on top of a broken TV, you might be a redneck." Wait, what? I'm watching tv sitting on top of a broken TV. "If you have a broken down car sitting in your front yard that hasn't been moved in years, you might be a Redneck." We have 5 of those, wth this isn't normal? "If you have appliances in your yard... If you've got shacks in your yard... If you live in a trailer next to a house... If... Etc... You might be a redneck." I looked around and painfully realized that I was living all of those things. So, that was the day I found out I was a redneck.

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    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go to family reunions to meet women...

    Lauren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how you were raised as long as you are kind.

    Richard Portman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you thought that, you might still be a redneck, but you are a good person.

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    Jennifer Norris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If your family tree looks more like a wreath" was my favorite.

    Joi Cain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's beautiful is that they had no idea. They never wanted for anything. Good job mom and dad.

    Brandon Marlowe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My all time favorite: If you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....

    David Sexton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your wife ever says: "Honey can you move this transmission so I can take a shower?" You might be a redneck.

    SlothyK8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever financed a tattoo....

    Emma Gee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha. Poor kid had a kid-life crisis

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have a family members who's name is billy bob

    Me Oh My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Foxworthy! Funny guy!

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    #6

    That the little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for groceries. Last year it hit me. I'm 28.

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. This is embarrassing. I thought that too until like, right now.

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just searched it up. My brain imploded

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    PossumMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38 years old and you just ruined my life. What a sad, sad day

    JoanieBalonie
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! I always thought the same. I imagined her just shopping the farmers market wearing a little bonnet and carrying a basket.

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲 I do not know this. Wow, that took a dark turn.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And as you get older, you will also start to go wee wee wee all the way home!

    Lululoohoo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well shoot...so this little piggy went to market = slaughter. This little piggy stayed home = safe for now. this little piggy had roast beef = fattening it up. this little piggy had none = too small still. this little piggy cried wee wee wee = crying from fear. I am traumatized now

    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean considering ring around the rosie was actually about a disease, I can't say I'm surprised.

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    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... What is "this little piggy had roast beef"?????? AAAAAAAAA

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs were fattened on table scraps. The pig that you were fattening for market would get the best and fattiest parts to increase its value.

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    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope nope nope nope. That little piggy went grocery shopping and nothing else!

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao yes, I'm continuing the delusion as well. Glad I'm not the only one who can't accept this

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Never thought about it in truth, but now you've said it....it's quite sad really. Oh yeah I'm 67!

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    #7

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers My dad would tell me bulls**t things to mess with me as a kid. Usually he would remember eventually to correct it. Sometimes, however, he forgot. I went through the first 17 years of my life thinking an artichoke was a nocturnal rodent. Went to Italian restaurant and was horrified to see artichoke hearts on the menu. My girlfriend still gives me s**t for it three years later.

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    Abbey Impson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in our house it was "wild rutabagas"...mom and dad used to go out at night and catch them.

    May Calhoun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Catching wild rutabagas” might be my new favorite euphemism for sex.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We told my sister that artichokes were poisonous to kids under 10. We were just greedy artichoke eaters and my sister is hella gullible

    Sam Chilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artichoke? They're a Pokémon.

    amaryllis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can I not see the whole post? Stops mid-sentence.

    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My dad would tell me bulls**t things to mess with me as a kid. Usually he would remember eventually to correct it. Sometimes, however, he forgot. I went through the first 17 years of my life thinking an artichoke was a nocturnal rodent. Went to Italian restaurant and was horrified to see artichoke hearts on the menu. My girlfriend still gives me s**t for it three years later."

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    malenchki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I told my brother that haggis was a fluffy rodent that walked sideways along the hills near our house and that we caught and ate the for Robert Burns’s night he believed me

    Kantami Blossom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry about that, the amount of people that come to Scotland thinking a Haggis is an animal is unbelievable(probably because of the story saying they're small animals that live in a hill and have two shorter legs on one side of their body so they can run around the hill easier😂).

    Amy Broderick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad was similar. Convinced me that the inside of an acorn tastes like banana cause it's the same yellow. It does not, I can say from experience

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    #8

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I was watching Titanic with some friends. When it comes to the part where - spoiler alert - the ship starts sinking and the old couple are in bed together, my friend, let's call her Amy, goes "why don't they just go to sleep?". There's a pause as everyone looks baffled before Amy explains that you don't breathe while you're asleep so you can't drown. Amy was 21 and in university.

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    KJ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Amy wasn't at uni to be a doctor.

    Brandon Marlowe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call the student who finished bottom of the class in medical school? ....."Doctor"

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The couple is based on a real life couple that died on the Titanic. Isidor Straus, Owner of Macy's and his wife Ida.

    Kate DiLiberto
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were a real class act. Isidor refused a seat on a boat, and Ida insisted on staying with him. But, Ida put her own coat around her maid, and made sure that SHE got safely in a boat.

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    I Just Changed My Name
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sleep apnea and very dangerous. I'm worried for this Amy character. I feel like she doesn't know the basics in life to survive alone.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see Amy explain snoring to me.

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve noticed lots of people’s stupidity level comes out watching this movie

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if Amy isn't convinced, a pillow and the right timing can certainly change that.

    Juliet Hadaway
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this came from movies were people are unconscious when they wash up on the beach.

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    #9

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers It's called "metal" because it's harder than rock.

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    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be apocryphal, but I believe the term 'Heavy Metal' was derived from the Steppenwolf song "Born to Be Wild". "I like smoke and lightnin', HEAVY METAL thunder, racing with the wind and the feeling that I'm under". Of course, then came Black Sabbath. The rest is history.

    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? That's why? Also most rocks are harder than most metals.

    Joshua HJN
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    4 years ago

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    He meant rock as in the music rock (rock music gedit) or something..........

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    Tom Spade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us perform a Mohs test.

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, It's called 'Metal' because of the sound. Compared to standard 'Rock' or 'Rock n Roll', which were more melodious, Metal was more grinding. The word 'Heavy' at the time (particularly amongst the hippie movement) meant 'deep, profound or meaningful'. Therefore, 'Heavy Metal' is meaningful songs with an aggressive sound.

    Hulkfreeze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "Heavy Metal" was just metal but with an even more aggressive sound XD

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    Jesper Skriver Vestergaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually i am fairly certain that it's called metal becuase a critic compared the sound af the first Black Sabbath album, with the sound of falling metal bars/rods i a factory (They come from Birmingham which was a steel making town i the 1960'es).

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, on the game paper, rock, scissors, I should just scream metal and will always win ? 😎

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No just say water balloon (friends reference)

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of metals that are most definitely not harder than many kinds of rock.

    Anna Repp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Compare mercury to diamond! But then if you compare Freddie Mercury to Neil Diamond...

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm… I don’t think this is accurate.

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    #10

    I thought morning sickness was just that, feeling sick before noon. One Christmas I announced to my entire extended family that I had morning sickness. I was probably 9 or 10. I'm also a guy.

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    BethAnne Rogers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to health problems I wake up really sick in the mornings. My mom gets it to (when she is not pregnant) and I also had to learn a but embarrassingly that morning sickness is different than what I thought it was. 😅

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    velocirrober
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a college student, in Mexico, I knew of another college student (male), who went to the doctor because he hadn't gotten his period.

    Bored Cats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn't have any conditions! Surely he'd have gotten his period by then. /s

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have that on monday's ;)

    Holly Allen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! 🤣 I would have loved to see their reaction!!

    Ozymandias73
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry Christmas! You weren't preggo!

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick OF mornings, does that count?

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have morning sickness every day that my alarm rings.

    Karen Fox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece announce once that she needed to get some Viagra- she had E.D....Explosive Diarrhea!

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    #11

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I re-named a goldfish "rainbow" when I was 7 because it kept changing color every few months. I told friends about this fish for years like it was some mystical kaleidoscope fish. It hit me in the face a couple months ago that the fish wasn't changing color...my parents were just replacing it when it died without telling me.

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    Helena Houzarová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish have a lifespan of 10-15 years. Means their fish kept dying every few months, probably because it wasn't taken care of correctly.

    Eucritta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish aren't beginner fish, and fish-keeping isn't simple. Those little beginner's tanks are never large enough and they're never bundled with all the equipment that's actually needed. It makes the learning curve steeper than it needs to be. OK I'll get off my soapbox.

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    Tiger Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I find this one sad. Goldfish can live for a long time. To have so many die like this is a sign of neglect.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the opposite! Kids tend to overfeed them because of excitement and if they leave the kid unsupervised, the fish will die

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    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did this to me when I was a kid. My parakeet (budgie) died while I was at camp, and my mom bought a new one that looked just the same. Except that mine was a male, and this one was a female. Parakeets gender can be determined by the color of the band at the top of their beak. I went to my mom and said "Andy turned into a girl!" she was just like, "Yep, they'll do that." Found out many years later.

    BorPand8
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldfish can change colors as they get older though. So can marbled bettas.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marbled bettas are cool! I only have a veiltail one at the moment, though.

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah thats bad parenting. To the fishies

    Couch potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dayum. These parents are desperate.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents like this are aweful. How much better would it be to actually explain to their child how to properly care for a fish?

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those parents shouldn't have done that. Goldfish have a long lifespan, and if that kid cant take care of it, then the parents need to tell the kid that they need to take better care of it.

    Nazda Pokmov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked rainbow better than the dead fish stor....

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    #12

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I always thought that you had to legally be 16 to have coffee. Soon after my 16th birthday I went to the nearest coffee store and ordered one. I was sweating and hoping they wouldn't ask for id, because I didn't have any.

    anonymous , Sung Wang Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones parents pulled a sneaky on you.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, caffeine is an addictive drug, so it would make sense to make it illegal for under 16s.

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but withdrawl from coffee addiction only means one or two days of slight headaches.

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    Mahayana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until I was like 12 years old I thought that you had to be 18 to drink soft drinks. I was horrified when I saw an ad of a 12 year old drinking coke. I’m now almost 40 and never drink soft drinks. I think I was traumatised.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft drinks ain't good for you anyways, so you're not missing out on much

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    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I wish. I get way too many 13-15 year olds judging me for not drinking it.

    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I started drinking coffee when I was 9.

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my first coffee when I was around 12-13 years old. I was working with the the local Am-dram group and someone went to make a round of drinks, I said 'not for me' which he heard as 'white coffee'. Since it was made, I drank it. I didn't mind it but felt the cream was a bit too much, the next day I tried a black coffee and It's been my staple ever since.

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't have coffee as a kid because my parents believed it would stunt your growth. (They were in their early 20's in the 60's)

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some parents...🤦‍♀️🤣

    Fxnglhl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was 8 when i had coffee for the first time, just a lil sip

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    #13

    When I was a young boy I had a black football coach (I'm white). I asked him, "hey coach, do black people get hotter in the sun than white people" And he responded "well I dono I've never been white" And then it hit me. "Ohhhhhh"

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    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but a simple question for a child to ask, definately not racist butt today probably would be regarded as that.

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    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend at school had white blonde hair, I was dark, and my hair used to get far hotter than hers. 50 years later, we're both silver and the sunlight bounces off us equally

    Lisa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man especially with long dark hair, even taking a cold shower in the summer it runs off the hair hot.

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    Fulsome Kitten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed to admit that at 19, I was super confused when my (first) black friend and I were at the beach and she said she hoped to get a tan. I was like, "Wait...why? You're already tan."...(face palm) Thankfully she thought it was hilarious!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loaned my cossie to a black friend, when she gave it back I could see the tan lines, and said oh you've tanned! She said yes of course, and looked at me as if I was an idiot. Which was how I felt

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very reasonable and interesting question :D.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists get on this kids onto something i can feel it

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids says the darnest things

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is legit...just no way to get an answer 🤣

    Wazz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was quite young my mom popped me on top of the counter at the pharmacy, and there was a black lady helping us. With the lady right there, I asked my mom why they call them black people when they are actually brown. My mom got super embarrassed.

    Auntiecorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young, I almost only had black / mixed race friends. I always called them brown.. I never said black. I only heard black being used while I was in my late 20’s??

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    Raccoon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was 3 i asked one of my mums black friends why her skin was dark.my mum was mortified,but her friend just calmly said”its cuz I’m made of chocolate”

    Michael King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is yes... Sorta. Dark surfaces absorb more thermal heat from solar rays. We paint our roofs white in the desert because of this. But there's more that I won't get into in a comment.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a black person who grew up in the tropics, I can tell you that's wrong.

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    #14

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I used to think that when listening to a CD the singer had to physically sing it from wherever they were in the world in order for you to listen So when it was night time I wouldn't listen to my Avril Lavigne CD because I didn't want her to lose sleep for me

    craniumblood , cottonbro Report

    Lisa Simpson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, how considerate of you🤗

    Beck(formerly Becca/Gizmo sq)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was young i thought that the people in commercials performed them live between shows.

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cute. When I was a kid I used to pretend there were little people in the radio who did the talking and singing.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends grandma thought all TV was live. All.

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the grandma. 😅

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    Ancsuri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grandma used to think that the people in the radio singing are actually singing at that minute, so she never turned on the radio at 12, so the singers can have lunch

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so thoughtful and kind of little kid you!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid, I thought that when actors died in a movie, they really died and that's why they got paid so much.

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the fact that I bet they were in different timezones..... You probably DID listen when she was asleep.....Inconsiderate jerk

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    #15

    When I first started to grow boobs I thought I had breast cancer, but I was too embarrassed to ask anyone so I just accepted my death.

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    Linda van der Pal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad! (And I don't mean that the author was a sad person, but that it's sad nobody taught het beter before then!)

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and that she didn't go to an adult to ask.

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    De Gueb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why sex education is so important in schools. religious exemptions should not apply.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a very comprehensive sex education, both at school and from my mother. What they neglected to tell me is that breast tissue is very glandular, so if you have very low body fat when your breasts grow in they don't feel soft and round, but more like a bag of gravel.

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    Mary Bank
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME TOO! I remember I was 11 and I went on a month long driving trip with my dad and grandmother and my boobs started to hurt and I felt a lump. I was so depressed but I didnt want to tell my dad and ruin our trip so the second I got home I ran to my mom and cried and told her I thought I had cancer... she was very sweet by not laughing and explaining to me I was entering puberty. :D

    Osgood_7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just sex ed, although we definitely need to provide comprehensive sex ed to every teenager, it's also that we make girls feel so ashamed of their bodies that they can't ask, even when they're terrified

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grade 6 a friend thought the same thing when she got her first period. Her mother had her quite late in life and because of their age difference was too embarrassed to tell her anything.

    Beth Lovett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sad, we should all have someone we can talk to xx

    Manndy Fisher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate, when I was around 11 i was in the bath and felt harder rings under my nipples. Panicked and called my mother. She came, saw, said "Hoy Mary mother of Jesus!!" and left.. yeah i thought i was sick.. Sex ed is compulsory for kids!!

    Annette_
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I had the same thing! I was worried for few horrrible days but then I talked to my mum and she explained everything to me (after a good laugh). It is strange that a kid will know more about cancer than its own body...

    SomeCrazyDogLover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the exact same thing, went to my mum and she explained. Phew 😅

    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I was so afraid to tell my mom. I didn't want to make her worry.

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    #16

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers That green, red, and yellow bell peppers are all the same pepper at different stages of life.

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    fire bug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah kind of. Green peppers turn into the other colors eventually, but they don't go through all the color stages. Some are meant to be red or yellow. They get sweeter the riper they get too. Sometimes you can also find them in white and purple.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite true. Green ones are unripe and will change their color. But a yellow one will not turn to orange and then to red.

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is not????! from green it turns to its breed colour. Yes i seen those articles that state its the same pepper, but no, its not... Some pepper varieties stay green, even when they're fully ripe, and can be enjoyed this way. Others might turn yellow, orange or other colors when ripe. For example, the chocolate bell pepper starts out green and ripens to a dark brown color

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's why the red peppers are sweeter, and the green ones are more bitter.

    I Just Changed My Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut. The. F**k. Up. Are you kidding me??????????

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. No. It's only partly true. Unripe peppera are green, but all the fancy colors are produced from different strains of plant.

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt that only a few months ago from a comment on Bored Panda.

    Marie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partially true. Many green peppers are juvenile sweet peppers... but there IS a breed that stays green when ripe (much harder to find but tastes so much better).

    Chris Freeman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably will be downgraded, but the lowdown on peppers is all start as green. Some of them change colors when ripened, but a couple of varieties remain green even when ripe. So, you never know if a green pepper is ripe or not, but other colors prove they are now ripe. Same for tomatoes. Some varieties stay green, while others turn orange, yellow or (most commonly) red. Hope that helps a couple of people.

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    #17

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Thought reindeer were mythical creatures, like unicorns, that helped Santa at Christmas. Didn't realise until I was 18. My mum took me to see real reindeer that Christmas, my mind was blown

    trolltollwhatyousay , Norman Tsui Report

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people had this realization with Narwhals....which is fair because if horses with horns don't exist why would whales with horns be real?

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a tooth. Many whales have teeth.

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so if there's reindeer, that must mean santa is real!!!!

    Life is ?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is real. He is not in this post. It proves.

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    Linda McGuigan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember receiving a call from my daughter who was in a pub quiz phone me to ask if unicorn's lived in Australia or New Zealand she was deadly serious and was saying to her mates that she was right and they had been wrong

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother heard our 4 year old sister talk about wanting a unicorn farm when she grew up. He was 10 at the time. His response? He went up to her and said "you can never have a unicorn farm, because unicorns aren't real. They're made up." It broke her little heart. It was a long time before she would talk about her dreams again. Matter of fact, she's 6 now and she still hasn't.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe explore with her where the myth of unicorns may have originated? Teach her about narwhals (unicorns of the sea) and rhinoceros (chubby unicorns) and crazy looking prehistoric mammals 😊

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    Cori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized recently that reindeer and caribou are the same thing.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're of the same family but not the same. Reindeer is smaller.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicorns are real too!! Change my mind

    Jill Hojnacki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You now also know that any reindeer sporting antlers in December are female, right? The males all shed theirs in November. Females keep theirs through the winter.

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    #18

    My parents had me convinced that when the ice cream truck played music, it was out of ice cream. I didn't know differently until I was almost 18.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just mean!

    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents went with the "Icecream trucks are only for people who don't have freezers, so they can't keep icecream at home. Aren't we lucky, we can keep icecream in our freezer, and have icecream every week." Same thing for icecream parlours.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is good parenting. You still got icecream but at Store prices while the kids won't whine about ice cream trucks and parlours. Nicely done when finances are short.

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    Helen Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say the same thing to my kids

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18 years of life and they never saw the truck stopped by people while the music was playing and ice cream then sold?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents are evil geniuses.

    Justacrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We convinced our kids that for the cost of a single item from the truck we could buy a whole pack at the store. They have never cared about the ice cream "truck". They're all creepy minivans anymore though

    Verena Abt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they explain the crowd gathering around the truck, though?

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    #19

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Pickles come from cucumbers

    germinik , AKuptsova Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickles, cucumbers, gherkins, cornichons....

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what else? Raisins come from grapes . . .

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You can pickle all kinds of stuff, but usually onions (yes, I'm British)

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "pickles" are anything pickled, then there's "branston pickle" which is something else, what you're thinking of is the gherkin (not to be confused with merkin!), which is a specific type of small cucumber that's been pickled.

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Branston pickle is awesome one tourtière.

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    Persephone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you can pickle many things (onion, cabbage, tomato, carrot, eggplant, egg, garlic etc), not only cucumbers.

    Roxanne D'souza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite is mango pickle. It's an Indian thing with radish mango pickled with spices, so yum.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does concern me that as Americans use the word 'pickle' for a gherkin, that they don't have actual pickle. I mean, what do they put in their cheese sandwiches???

    Jim Day
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I argued with a 42 year old woman about this for at least a half hour. After which, she still wasn't convinced.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All pickles are the same until you’ve had an Hawaiian pickle!

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper

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    #20

    Somehow the conversation of superhero names came up with my girlfriend (29) the other day, and she mentioned Wolverine being named after wolves. I kinda looked at her and said "Wolverine was named after wolverines." She stared back blankly. One google images search later and I had taught a biology major about a new animal.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also did not know that there is an animal called wolverine. But then again, English is not my first language. In German that thing is called Vielfraß which literally means "eats a lot"

    Nugua Nugua
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its Latin name is gulo gulo, meaning “glutton glutton“ :D

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    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in good company. Hugh Jackman was unaware of the existence of the wolverine as a species when he took the X-men role.

    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he even studied wolves so he could incorporate their behaviour into the character.

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pet one once! I though it was a badger getting close to our camp but the closer it got the bigger I realised it was. I gave it some of my mutton stew and stroked it's back. Our guide sat there with his mouth hanging open until it ran away, then told me I was lucky to have not lost my hand.

    Erdot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hungarian, it's translated Farkas (wolf), since the Hungarian word for Wolverine is just not macho enough.

    VulcansAreSexy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That origins movie made the same mistake. Wolverines howling at the moon, smh

    Patrik Litauszky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In hungary, wolverine's name was officialy translated to "farkas", what means wolf. So there is a whole country, that doesn't know that wolverine is not a wolf

    Tawnie Wallette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where we remember not all biology majors have anything to do with zoology.

    Anne Reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the habitat of wolverines is limited to the upper northern parts of the world, it’s not really shocking that many people are unaware of their existence. For example, they cannot he found in New England or the Midwest at all.And a biology major of course wouldn’t know EVERY animal in existence. I doubt zoology majors do!

    tangy chip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i showed my friend this post and she didn't get the joke, because she didn't know wolverines existed either!

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    #21

    I didn't learn the difference between miner and minor until I was like, 12. My dad was a miner and I used to freak out about him smoking or drinking because I thought it was prohibited to miners.

    steinenhoot Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking is. Smoking in a mine is very dangerous. Drinking could be dangerous too.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing anything in a mine can be dangerous

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    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! My dad was a miner and there a restaurant in the neighboring town and in the back of the restaurant was a bar in the back and a sign on the door that said "No Minors Beyond This Point." One night we were eating there and my dad saw one of his buddies in the bar so went to say hello, I almost had a panic attack thinking something horrible would happen to my dad because walked through that door.

    Joshua HJN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prohibited to MINORS, ha, I get it

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before child labor laws, you could have been a minor miner!

    The Queen Of Upper Butt Crack
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was younger than legal drinking age, downtown trying to into a bar with my older friends . Guy at the door asked me " are you a minor ?". I said " do you see a lamp on my head ?". Guy was laughing his ass off while he waved me in. (I would love to take credit for the line but I had heard it somewhere and it just came to me)

    Joan Plumb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell people my great grandpa was a mason, I mean a bricklayer. People always misinterpret it as he belonged to the Masonic Lodge.

    D. Pitbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus... heeeey - spelling actually DOES matter!

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    #22

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers A week ago I finally made the connection that the hood is short for the neighborhood. I'm 23.

    gritodedolores1946 , Ken Lund Report

    Beast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slow claps....well done :)

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain works like this sometimes. I don't always make the connections right away that others do.

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.... I thought it was called the hood because they wore...... Hoodies?

    California Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like someone who doesn't live in the hood

    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's also short for hoodlum, which is an unsavory inhabitant of the 'hood

    Justacrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo, I was a sheltered little white girl from the suburbs and I knew this from an early age lol

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    #23

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Just talked to a coworker the other day who didn't know his name was Jason until 3rd grade. His initials were JT and his family called him by that and so he thought that was his name. During roll call in class the teacher was asking for a "Jason" and he just sat there thinking "some sucker is late for class". Then the name JT was never called and confusion ensued.

    Yivoe , Max Fischer Report

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always boggles my mind. If you're going to call your kid JT, why not just make that their official name? Why name your kid James if you're gonna call them Jim....why name them William if you're gonna stick to Bill? It's just something that never quite clicked for me.

    Stephen Branley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just figured it gives them options in life. Say the parents really like the name Leo but feel it may not suit him as an old man, so they call him "Leonard" officially but "Leo" at home. When he's a teen he might prefer "Leon" and when middle aged he might like "Lenny" or "Leonard". It's nice to have options.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends kid is named John. He was wandering the neighborhood one day and a woman saw him and asked him his name. He replied “Jesus John” the woman asked him off he could introduce her to his mother. They got to his house and she introduced herself to his mother then she said to John, please tell me what your name was again. He repeated “Jesus John”. His mother went pure white when she realized what she had been saying so much. She said that was the last day she combined those two names.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse! Could have used a curse word before John and the embarrassment would be bigger

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    Flisey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son thought his middle name was rattlesnake until he was 6 because his father always called him Jake Jake Rattlesnake

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. But what did his parents call him when he had been a very naughty boy?

    Jessica Kenneth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he hasn't been that naughty of a boy yet..?

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    Luisa Silva Eva
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt only found out her name was Gloria when she went to church to get maried. Her mother didn't like the name Gloria given by her godmother and always called her Celeste.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was called Jo Ann through eighth grade. In high school, they had me use Josephine for the first time, and I didn't know how to spell it. 😚

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my family you have your 'birth name' or official/real name. As you grow and your character comes out you get a new name that everyone calls you. Eg, the whole family called my mam 'Bonnie' because she was the pretty, well behaved one. My cousin Steven is called 'Rupert'. It causes confusion for official documents, such as marriages and passports, but otherwise it's not a problem.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but is it fair if you get away with half a story? Bonnie is lovely, and obvious - what on earth is the character of a RUPERT?? 😂

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm called Tricia. I didn't know my name was Patricia until first grade. To this day, that 'Pa' in front of my name sounds a little weird to me.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one of you is little Bob?

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    #24

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers One time in 7th grade science, my class was having a discussion about volcanoes and then out of nowhere, a kid in the back yelled in the most surprised voice ever "wait! Volcanoes are real!?"

    Thebenwheeler66 , Russell Neches Report

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rode up the side of a volcano on a camel when I was kid. And a guy set fire to a bush by poking it in the ground. Volcanoes are cool. :D

    Alex the Country Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A volcano was one of those things I was *certain* I was going to die from when I was little. I used to have nightmares about quicksand, or a volcano eruption, or being eaten by a dinosaur.

    WatermelonTheDutchie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know if i should upvote or downvote for that XD

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible that I visited my first volcano before I went to school. Not an active one, just the nearest one.

    Thomas Biorogue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a school and deal with the disciplinary challenged students let's say. Anyway, co-worker and I were discussing a recent trip I had taken to Colorado and I was talking about the bears we saw. One girl, an 8th grader, looked up with big eyes and said, "Wait, bears are real!? I thought they was made up...like giraffes."

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that South Australia had a volcano until I was approx 19. It's extinct though and is now a massive lake.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live on or near any volcano for the first 19 years of my life.

    Susan Montgomery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess maybe they figured out "the floor is lava" wasn't real so assumed volcanoes weren't either? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we go to school.

    Brooklyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😭😭😭

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    #25

    I thought lingerie was a fancy word for laundry for way longer than i care to admit. Explains why my mates gave me a weird look when I told them I had to fold my lingerie

    Jews_Are_meh Report

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the french "linge" is washing soooooo

    Nevid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, linge means linen, like clothes, bedding, towels, etc. To wash is laver.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in kindergarten the teacher said we needed a (permission) slip to go on a field trip, my mother asked me why I wanted her slip to take to school.

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend pronounces it how it's spelt: Lin-ger-ie

    Wistiti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lingerie "little laundry"... you aren't far off.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lingerie is for lingering in. ;-)

    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought lingerie was pronounced linger-ee, and wondered what lon-zher-ay was. Finally made the connection about mid-teens.

    Auburn Mc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dirty Laundry" ;-D -Actually a great wine from the Okanagan with an interesting and relatable story.

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    #26

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I was convinced cheese grew on bushes till 12-13 years old. My brother is really proud of this.

    digdat0 , NastyaSensei Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK we had the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax

    Tee Witt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There also was that 'badgers live in trees' or something, don't know any more just something my brother used to tease me about.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm googling to order a cheese bush. I want a couple in my garden. If I find them I'll let you folks on BP know!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a plant person but i would plant this one for sure!

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    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, when I was 6 I thought the moon was made out of cheese,( Tom and Jerry)

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he spend to much on cheese with lots of holes?

    Slune
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually growing on some feet

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    #27

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought it was "war war I" and "war war II" instead of "world war". everyone always just said it like "war war" because Texas.

    natlay , Photos of the Past Report

    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahah this is very understandable.

    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a guy asking why they called ir WW1 and if they knew there was another one coming.

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Just in case anyone doesn't know, nobody called it World War I back then; it was The Great War, the War to End All Wars, and the World War. It got retroactively numbered when things went pear-shaped in the mid-30s and the second World War started.)

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also believe only Texas can generate electricity.

    Bexxxxx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spit my drink out at “‘war war’ because Texas”

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through a phase of thinking it was “Will War I” and “Will War II” when I was a kid, so don’t feel bad.

    Assistant to DJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's sing the Rural Juror song! (30 Rock)

    Kantami Blossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Scottish person I feel your pain, try sitting through a history lesson when the accent makes Karl Marx sound like Carol Marx😂

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope there's no War War III.

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    #28

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought cats were a breed of dog until I was about 15.

    captainnermy , Tran Mau Tri Tam Report

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. Ok. Imma move on and pretend I didn't read this.

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to add to your stupidity-induced pain, until I was about 7 or 8, I thought all cats were female and all dogs, male 🤷

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft. Everyone knows cats are girls and dogs are boys, duh! /j

    Random Person
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats literally what I thoughs until i was seven or something!!!

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat just huffed and walked away after reading this.

    Swan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i miss 5 secs ago when i didnt know this

    Anna Tuomisalo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that cows are girls and horses are boys. I believe i'm not the only one.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend in college who was majoring in veterinary medicine. She told me the first thing the prof said in her first class was also the first question (fill in the blank) on the first test. It was “A cat is not ____.” The answer is “a small dog.”

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there are a LOT of things a cat is not. What if I answered the question with "green eggs & ham"? You can't tell me that answer is wrong!

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ... in germany, cats were called "Maushund" (mouse dog) for a few cenuries, because they ... did the mouse hunting pretty well, and dogs were common before.

    Jules Daly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think people make up s**t to put in these.

    Bernadette Circle
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it’s more common than you think. I think part of the reason is because felines have a more “feminine” body type

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT tell ANY cat about this lest ye be coleslawed! LOL

    Laura Mende (Human)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought all dogs are boys and all cats are girls. Until, like, 14. Embarrassing, I know...

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    #29

    i thought that when people lose a body part their organism could regenerate the missing part until i was 13+-. if i saw someone with a half of an arm missing i thought "good s**t, his arm is almost complete"

    BetterCallMyJungler Report

    Katy McMouse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dear old dad, God rest his mischievous, conniving soul, once told me that actors who are portraying an amputee actually had to have the limb/appendage amputated for the film. This was back in the eighties before CGI was a thing. I believed him. For YEARS.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooof! You should read about Lon Chaney, Sr. He was a character actor who specialized in deformities. He was Quasimodo in the silent version of “The Hunchback of Norte Dame”. He also played characters with no legs below the knee, severe facial distortions, etc. Remember, special effects were based on what the camera picked up, as there was no such thing as CGI back during the silent era. The torture he put his body through to achieve the level of accuracy and believability for his characters wouldn’t be allowed today, as it was borderline inhumane. I say borderline only because he was doing it to himself, of his own free will.

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    Binx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lizard people could? :P

    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give my right arm to be a lizard person!

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    Emma Gee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahaha. This is fucken hilarious. So happy for this half armed man... "hey man! Good job! You're almost done buffering!"

    Lily Lu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorta. Children can sometimes re-grow fingertips they have lost, as long as there is some nail remaining.

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    #30

    It's "For all intents and purposes" Not "For all intensive purposes" Learned at age 30.

    anonymous Report

    Sue Grigg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common one so don't feel bad about it.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a manager who always talked about a "learning curb". Nobody had the heart to correct him.

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex said "curve" in place of "curb..." and argued with me about it when I corrected him. Refused to say it properly. He said it was called a "curve" because the concrete was curved. smh

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    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 35 before I realized that "It's always in the last place you look" was because once you find it, you stop looking. I thought it was like, "Man I never would have expected to find that there!"

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the pledge of allegiance and kids wanting to know who Richard Stands is

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And to the republic for Richard Stands" seems like an interesting thing to have kids pledge to.

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    Beth Stuart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex would say “window seal” - aaaargh! And then there’s “nip it in the butt.” I mean, come on. It’s “nip it in the BUD” as in a weed that is in the bud stage! Nip the bud off so it doesn’t flower! :)

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I see plenty of mistakes like that in some novels I read. My pet peeve is "Court Marshall" instead of "Court Martial". That military thriller writers make that mistake is inexcusable.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just one example of many very common mishearing mistakes. 'On accident' has become so common that it's virtually replaced the correct form (I believe it's due to a mishearing of 'it was AN accident')

    Matt Hollis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a guy at work who said for all intensive purposes, we laughed our asses off....Tom this isn't you is it?? lol

    Monic Krugell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its okay, I am 37 and my mouth still cant say presumably (I am a paralegal so I have to find ways around this A LOT)

    WhatEvenIsLife
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get irrationally annoyed by that. Also, people saying "upmost" instead of "utmost," "pacific" instead of "specific," and "should of" instead of "should have." Oh, and "irregardless." I don't care if it is in the dictionary now, it's still not a real word to me. I know in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter, but it's my own personal pet peeve.

    Benjamin Sussman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re both wrong. It’s actually, “For all intensive porpoises.”

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    #31

    There actually ARE carrots in carrot cake. I assumed it was a joke because it's orange and we were all in on it.

    llama-rama Report

    De Gueb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way I eat vegetables!!

    Libby Tailor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the ketchup. And actually, a chocolate, which made from beans 🙂

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refused to eat carrot cake BECAUSE it had carrots in. Tried one when I was 30, Why did I wait so long???

    Leigh C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think the icing carrot was supposed to taste like carrot.

    Tawnie Wallette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pumpkin pie is gonna blow your mind.

    Nightshade1972
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the *cake,* but I've always hated cream cheese frosting. I frankly prefer plain Coolwhip, or no frosting at all.

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zucchini is actually in zucchini bread, too!

    Brooklyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Jackie Nettleton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the one of two types of cake I can’t stand and I would eat cake every day and be happy about it

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    #32

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I just learned a few months ago that lightning does not happen when two clouds touch each other. That was a very sad, and very disappointing day.

    anonymous , Alexandre Bringer Report

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but when we kiss...ooh ooh...fire ♪ ♫ ♪

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it kind of is. It is caused by a build up of charge from lots of air currents inside clouds. So you could thing of it as clouds making whoopee!

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that's what thunder was from

    Glen Ellyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thunder happens when the angels are bowling. Everyone knows this! 😉

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait hold on i thought that was true

    Ara Noguera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I gotta go Google "lightning". BRB.

    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly billy, 2 clouds touching cause thunder! Haha

    Fxnglhl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but my mom told me that thunder is from clouds colliding I-

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in science class in 7th grade explaining to a kid that the lightning happens first and then thunder because the lightning sprites the air which then claps back together. Still didn't believe me. We were learning about hurricanes, tornados and stuff.

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    #33

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I only learned this year that ponies aren't just baby horses.

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    MauKini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the cutest ponys i have ever seen!

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make it clear for everyone: All ponies are horses, but not all horses are ponies! The whole thing is actually really complicated. The difference is officially in height, but you can get miniature horses that fall below the height limit, you can also get large pony breeds that are larger than some horse breeds. In these cases they defined by their physical attributes, ponies have proportionally shorter legs and a broader build. Worse still, you can show your horse at an event, win first place but don't qualify for 'best horse in show' because that includes the shoes in the height, whereas general competition doesn't (actually happened to me).

    MusicalCatTroll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *goes to a farm* Farm employees: this pony is six Me: wait…what

    marianne eliza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus miniature this and miniature that.

    Gadsden F. Lagg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me years to learn that myself.

    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally speaking, a pony is less that 14.2 hands tall, but there are some provisos. Miniature horses are always horses, for examples, and there are some breeds of pony that will always be ponies no matter how tall they get.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I just found out what you find when you lift up a ponytail.

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are breeds of horse that are smaller than ponies

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    #34

    I don't know if the realization I've had when I was around 6 years old is something that everyone experiences, but I was completely blown away when my great-grandmother told me that she wasn't always old and was, in fact, a kid once, and so was everyone else. That was the day I learned about the process of aging.

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    Emma Gee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got beat with a wooden spoon by my grandma for asking her what type of dinosaur she rode to school everyday cause I assumed she had walked the earth with the dinosaurs since she was so old... I too never thought she was young. Lol and apparently immortal.

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has told me many times about the beating she received after asking her grandmother if she also got a top hat when she was showing off her new cane.

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's true! Every picture I've ever seen of my great grandmother, she was old. 1967, 4 generation photo. Old. 1956. 4 generation photo (same people except I was a baby), old. Family picture when my uncle went to fight in WWII about 1943. Old. A recently found portrait from 1935. Old. No. I think she actually was born old.

    Vivian Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a real mind f**k look up a picture of young Morgan freeman. It is unsettling.

    Noel Benavente
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that man has not aged a single day since Driving Miss Daisy!

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    ChickyChicky
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nieces and nephews found out that I was older than their mom, my little sister, who is taller than me.

    Chloe Dakin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, I know my grandparents and parents were children at one point but for me it's still so weird to imagine their childhoods and lives before I existed! Similarly I can't picture myself ever having kids

    Beta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had an opiphony.Not sure how to spell that

    Glen Ellyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was around 5 or 6, I thought I came into this world to be a child forever, that I was meant to be only a child and would never grow up. Adults sort of "came that way," as an adult - and never got to be a child. 🤷‍♀️

    velocirrober
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My paternal grandma was in her mid 30s when I was born. My other grandma died before I was born, so I only had this young looking grandma, and she didn't act very grandma-like with me (I was the oldest grandchild). I was always somewhat jealous of my school friends when they brought their old, sweet lady of a grandma to school functions. Those grandmas always seemed very sweet to me, so I always wanted a grandma like that... never had it, since my parents' divorce separated us from her when I was a teenager.

    LuckyL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess something everyone has to learn at some point

    Destiny Jackson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Thought Old Ppl Died One Time Told My Mom Riding In The Car You're Gonna Die In A Few Years But I Was Sad Cause She Looked Old To Me & She's Like Why Would You Say That & I Knew I Was Right I'm Like Cause You ARE SHE WAS SO MAD I DIDNT UNDERSTAND 🤣

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    #35

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers What lesbians are. I thought they were from Romania. I was 17.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Romania? Greece, ok, there is the island of Lesbos where the term lesbians actually comes from. But Romania?

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I convinced my sister that the word 'Lesbian' came from the French 'Les bien' and means 'The good', To this day (now aged 42) she is convinced of my origin and has used it in an argument with a homophobe at work, Funny thing is it actually won her the argument.

    Ksenia M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of want to know what was the logic behind this)

    Brîndușa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, as a romanian (from Bucharest - the capital city of Romania).

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize my aunt is a lesbian until I was in my 20s! I saw a lot of her and her "roommate" when I was a little kid, and then she moved 2000 miles away when I was about 12. I saw little of her after that, and that's my excuse for failing to realize that Marilyn was more than her best friend.

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar situation with the moms of a classmate in school. I'd go over to play with him quite often between the ages of 6 and 9 and was always so impressed that his mom's "best friend" was always there. It didn't click for me until I was in college that she was his stepmom.

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    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people don’t learn about the LGBTQ+ Community until shockingly late.

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was REALLY stupid. EVERYBODY knows they’re from Bulgaria.

    Gilmore Girls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no. EVERYONE knows that they're from Portugal, duh! /s

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    Hermione Granger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I thought you were American?!”

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to think there were just a few gay people in the world like between 5 -40 😂

    Autumn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but those two are pretty. Especially the one with the short hair, I wanna look like her.

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    #36

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Ray-Bans are called that because they "Ban" the suns rays from entering your eyes.

    anonymous , Shamindi Wehalle Report

    Lisa Simpson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? I thought that Ray Ban is the name of the designer 😂

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 46 and this is the day I learn this

    Penny Kemper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the sun, but ultraviolet and infrared rays.

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    #37

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought the Amish were like an old timey group of actors who were just really into it until I was about 18, revealed that, and was promptly made fun of because they in fact are a functioning society who actually live that way, not actors.

    babisaurusREX , Highsmith, Carol M Report

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in Gettysburg. I went to school with Amish kids whose parents dropped them off in the horse and buggy. I always thought they were nice kids. They sure played at recess just like the rest of us.

    Tamsin Far
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, on the other hand some people think reenactors are somehow living like the Amish...

    alex cosgrove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amish are terrible people. They own some of the largest and sadly legal puppy mills and distribute them all over the US.

    HellVetios
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switzerland had 1 colony, and it's the Amish. Go figure.

    Aaricia
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    4 years ago

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    Most people in Europe think that, I was guilty of it too. Amish lifestyle just seems so weird to non-American people.

    Danny Ruiz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the Amish. Went there in Ohio. The best fresh breakfast I ever ate in my life.

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    #38

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers A few weeks ago I learned that hens lay infertile eggs so roosters aren't necessary. I'm 21.

    FlatTyres , Alison Burrell Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darling, most roosters are unnecessary !

    Erin S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfertilized, not infertile

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you want more chickens. Then they pretty essential

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always crack up when people call eggs that we eat chicken embryos.. ummm no.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people that think that a fetus is a baby so I'm not surprised

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you learn at today years old that infertile would mean they ARE necessary?

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you want chickens! If you just want eggs then are not necessary

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    Ayden Manning
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you talking about roosters like the chicken furniture (like nesting boxes) or roosters as in male chickens??

    Kissarrah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people don’t seem to know this.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think fried chicken sounds from?

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    #39

    When I was 18 I learned that the thing on the bottom of your rear view mirror was used to dim lights from cars behind you at night. I was complaining about a car behind me and my buddy in the Army told me to flip the mirror thing. Mind Blown.

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    Ruth Gottesman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time you're in a car, look at your rear view mirror. There's a tab on the bottom. If you push it, the whole mirror shifts position and the view is much dimmer. If you're driving at night and someone has very bright lights, you flip the rear view mirror and you won't be blinded.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern cars have automatic dimming rear view mirrors.

    Libby Tailor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt it about a week ago from my son who has his driving locience for about6 yrs. I'm 51 and I have my drivong licence about25 yrs...

    Sophie Luff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily my Dad taught me this long before I learned to drive.

    Adam Jeff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what age OP learned to drive but I don't think 18 counts as 'embarrassingly late' for this one.

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does it automatically, electro-chromatic.

    Chloe Dakin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's automatic, it's electromatic, it's.... grease lightening! (Sorry couldn't help myself)

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    Whatshername
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I still don't understand how it works. After flipping it I seem to be looking at the "ceiling" of the car, which has no mirroring function. So how come I can still see the cars behind me when I'm actually looking at an upholstered top/ceiling/whatsitcalled?

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was quite old when I figured that out (I'm 36 now but have been driving since I was 17)

    Shantel McDaniel - Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 49 and still don't know...flip what where now?

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband told me, 2 weeks ago. I'm 36 and it's been an absolute godsend.

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    #40

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought that all dogs were male and all cats were female for the longest time.

    LuminousRain , Alec Favale Report

    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that so many times already, and it really baffles me. Why? How? What is the thought process?

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be language-related. In my native language, nouns and adjectives have genders, and "cat" is a feminine word. Now, dog is a neuter word, but it does bear some "masculine" connotations due to their role as guards, hunting dogs, etc.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK the TV adverts used to use male pronouns for dogs and female pronouns for cats. They also showed men having pet dogs and women having pet cats.

    California Jones
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this, as a toddler, despite having a male cat and a female dog.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why did you lift their tails?

    Elizabeth Nin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of children think this. It’s a part of developmental understanding if that makes you feel better?

    sivanphoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought eagles are male and owls are female of a species when I was a kid

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What… you mean as a kid you didn’t look?

    Sarcastic Cow
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be because till thi time cat is related with girls and dogs are related with boys in books, movies, advertisements etc.

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    #41

    When I was cleaning my last apartment the day before moving out, I ran out of paper towels cleaning counter tops. I thought I couldn't continue without going to the store for more, until over the phone, my mother asked why I didn't just use a towel. Paper towels and towels can serve the same function.. I am 30.

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    Mirek Hotový
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. this one... is rather slow when it comes to practical thinking. What if the toilet paper runs out unexpectedly when it's too late? Gotta run to shop, right?

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    Trillian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus it‘s a lot less waste

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she told you to NOT throw out the towel as you did with the paper towels.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what you mean by towel, but do you not own a dish cloth for washing up?

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago

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    Ummm, no? I don't use a cloth to wash up. I lather with my hands.

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    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much paper waste

    Life is ?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mom was just correcting her mistake.

    Nazda Pokmov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seldom buy paper towels and one roll can last me a year or more. I only use washable hand towels in the kitchen.

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    #42

    That girls had nipples. Until I was 13 I thought it was all smooth. That changed when I went to NYC with my parents and saw a lady protesting equal rights with no shirt on. It was quite an experience.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big cities can be very .... educating.

    Cip IESAN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some 100 years ago they hadn't nipples, but suffragettes fought for their rights and they won in court the right to bear nipples...

    Joi Cain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson calls them his "chest eyeballs".

    Christoph
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbies messed up a lot of kids. Not just girls :)

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You weren’t raised on a farm, we’re you!

    Cactus McCoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The imagination! Thank you for the pictures in my mind. Strraaannnge.

    Johnny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had a much different childhood than I -- we were a family of 6 in a single-bathroom household, I was well acquainted with the human body of both genders.

    Tawnie Wallette
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel it would be more shocking to find out boys had nipples...

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    13 years old and never having seen breasts...? Not very likely. Unless... well, it's America, I guess.

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    #43

    As a kid I loved Mr. Bean. My mom took a trip to England to visit relatives and came back with an autographed postcard from him, I didn't realize until my twenties that it was in her handwriting. :/

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    Bron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mr Bean too. His skit in the church is without a doubt the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on tv. (Saying that cos my husband and daughter have both done some pretty stupid, funny things).

    Colin Matthews
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is a very talented chap. Went to a public school and has a PHD in electrical engineering

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    Sabs
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I seriously thought that Rowan Atkinson couldn’t speak and was just a goofy guy. I didn’t realize that he was just and actor playing the part of Mr. Bean! 😂

    Lee Kerr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People used to make the same assumption about Harpo Marx; at charity events Harpo would start his speech by saying ”Unaccustomed as I am to speaking……”

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Bean is Rowan Atkinson's worst character, literally every other thing he has done is infinitely better.

    Timothy Leung
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowen Atkinson is also the kindest, most down-to-earth celebrity. The posted would probably get an autographer if he/she wrote to Mr Atkinson asking for it.

    Ian Webling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A British friend has a son who, when young, was a great fan of Mr Bean. They spotted Rowan Atkinson one day and the son was persuaded to go and ask for an autograph. He returned very excited. 'What did he say?' asked my friend. He said: 'F**k off!'

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    Sheree Essary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me but it was From Santa.

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    #44

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers That you only get milk from cows who have recently given birth. I was told by my father that cows produce milk be eating grass and I continued to believe it until I was in my early twenties

    mrchaddy , Kat Jayne Report

    B-b-bird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cow has to be milked regularly so that her body would produce a milk all the time, as well to maintain production it is giving birth regularly. Nowadays breeds of cows giving way more milk than her infant is able to consume. That is why it needs to be milked twice a day (thats for old style milking), otherwise cow is in pain/discomfort.

    Chris Freeman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly modern cows require 3 a day milking now. They have to have a calf to start milking but will continue to produce milk after that, but if she gets pregnant again the milk volume increases, so most are bred yearly.

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    Tom Spade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow has to calve before it gives milk. Then regular milking is what keeps her producing milk. Average Holstein cow produces 7 to 10 gallons per day, depending on feed. Did this when I was younger. Milked about 125 head twice a day. And chores too. Feeding, barn scraping, shots, calving, and checking for calves position, which includes using a rubber glove that goes all the way up your arm. Six months later, I got a job on a corn farm. No manure. No flies, and no washing s**t off of cold tits at 4am, lol.

    Anna Repp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - I'm thinking about breastfeeding babies and as far as I know you can keep doing it for years and years. Milk will keep being produced if there's a demand for it.

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    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty sad when you actually study the process

    Glen McLean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cows do produce milk year round. When they get pregnant each year, you stop milking them about a month or so before they give birth to allow them to produce colostrum milk which the newborn calf needs . Once the calf is a few weeks old, the cow is producing normal milk and is milked until the next calf is delivered

    Steve Barnett
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    Ok, sorry, I might have posted a similar comment before. But why do we deem it acceptable to drink milk from another species apart from our own? We drink human milk at birth, so shouldn’t we also drink human milk later on in life, if that’s what we desire? Why choose a cow (or another ungulate) instead?

    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would take my wife a couple of days to pump enough milk to go on your cereal. So you'd be left hungry lol.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better not eat any grass or we’ll be milking you.

    Aileen Grist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's breast milk for calves - made to take them to about 500 lbs in a year. We stop giving children their motherr's breast milk and move them onto the breast milk of another species.

    Hollysmom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they rip the calves from the mothers so they can't drink the milk. It is very traumatic for both.

    Anne Reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what do you think the calves feed on, then? Dairy farmers don’t kill just off the calves, since they’ll eventually produce milk, too. Or sire more calves. It’s not like they can just buy new cows to milk every year!

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    Penny Kemper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cows do actually produce milk all the time, calf or not. Smh

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    #45

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers When I was a young kid I thought attractive people and celebrities didn't have toes. I thought their feet were perfect like the feet of a Barbie. I wanted to be famous so I could have feet like a Barbie, I thought toes were gross.

    lauquinn , dollyhaul Report

    Bron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, toes are gross

    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your big toe keeps you from toppling over

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, I thought Barbies were weirdly deformed. But then, I also thought dolls were boring.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Action figures, on the other hand.... totally awesome!

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    Ryyde Cade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child I want to break into the homes of celebrities just so I can look at their feet. No I don't have a foot fetish- just curious

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that what the evil stepsisters did to fit the slipper in the Grimms' Cinderella?

    Life is ?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic surgery is a very close reality to Barbie.

    fire bug
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbie was invented from a french prostitute comic doll. Edit it was German and not French. http://edition.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/03/09/barbie.50th.anniversary/index.html

    Jackie Nettleton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s thought that in future generations that toes will be bred out of the human race because they don’t do anything for us that can’t be replaced so we might end up with barbie feet

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    #46

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers That a blanket doesn't provide it's own heat. Yes, it genuinely took me a while.

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    Matt Hollis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it off someone and it comes pre charged

    lil_gremlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tho you may get a punch in the face...

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    Nazda Pokmov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it does....you plug a human into it and it heats right up!!!!

    WebbyWebWeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... because if you don't then a werewolf bites your feet. Fact.

    Noel Benavente
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too when i was a kid, but this is because people wrongly say "this shirt is hotter than that one" :/

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog sure like sleeping under them.

    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because he's a mammal and produces his own heat which the blanket catches

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is 58 and doesn't understand this no matter how many times i explain it to her

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones with a tail do, if you plug them in

    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I'm aware, why are human's the only mammal that needs to sleep under a covering?

    De Gueb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more to do with the fact that humans go places that they are not adapted to, so they bring tools with them, does that make sense? Animals move with the climate or adapt slowly. Domestic dogs or cats won't doubt siting in front of the fire or rolling up in a blanket on the sofa in winter. If they knew how to make a blanket they would make one

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    #47

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers You know the towel hats the woman wear after taking a shower? It took me much longer than I'm willing to admit to realise that their hair is in the towel.

    MrTurtle7091 , Sora Shimazaki Report

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very curious why they thought we wear the towel hats if they didn't know about the hair

    Tails
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, I made an account hoping to shed some light, at least from my perspective. As a guy with relatively short hair my entire life, I knew the towel was to dry your hair, and I knew that long hair takes longer to dry and can wet the back of your clothes, so I assumed that in order to let your hair dry passively (the water from the hair to get absorbed into the towel) without having to tire yourself out drying it you just put the large towel on your head. It just never occurred to me and I assume others with short hair, that the long hair actually has to go somewhere. That or I'm just dumb, hope it helps.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading a story about a guy who thought he'd be funny by whipping the towel off his girlfriend's head after she came out of the shower. So of course he grabbed it and yanked it hard and just ended up pulling her violently to the floor by her hair.

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you think the hair went?

    Alice Platzer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love "towel hats"! Gonna use that from now on :-)

    Life is ?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think women don't wash their hair and keep it throughout the bath.

    VulcansAreSexy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lady and I just learned this at 33

    CV Vir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter just realized this at age 19.

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    #48

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers Chocolate milk doesn't come from chocolate cows. I thought there were chocolate cows until I was a college senior.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You grew up buying premade grocery store chocolate milk, didn't you, and not mixing powder or syrup into regular milk.

    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to imagine how someone gets to see so much ready made chocolate milk and never see it made. My kids very, very occasionally buy a bottle of chocolate milk, but mostly if they wanted that flavour we make it at home.

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    Vivian Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little brother thought black people were made of chocolate until he licked one at Walmart at age 4. Quite a day of us. My mother was horrified, but the man was very nice about it and thought that Charlie thinking he was made of chocolate was one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to him.

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that that sort of logic from a kid was adorable

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does THAT even happen? I know sometimes it is made fun of kids from big cities for believing this sort of thing, but never thought it actually happened...

    Rosie Hamilton
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had some city children come to the farm I grew up on - to learn about these things. One told my father, so proudly, that their milk came from bottles. Always thought it was sad so it stuck in my mind.

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    Kiwii Stone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told chocolate milk came from brown cows, normal milk from white ones and strawberry milk from pink ones!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard it as someone thinking chocolate milk came from brown cows.

    Bron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many people believe brown eggs are better for you than white

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    siiiiiigh. some people just dont got it

    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But surely there are soy cows, right?

    Mackenzie Ellsworth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's about 16.4million adults in the u.s. that believe that

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    #49

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought I was allergic to cactus because they hurt me when I touched them, didn't find out that cactus have thorns until I was 12

    LuminousRain , Maksim Goncharenok Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coulda just like.....looked at it

    KittyMommy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and no. I have one with very thin spines that can be hard to see if it's not in bright light

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    Horatio Jay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have thorns, they have spines.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to a cactus flower, not sure what the cactus is called, I just know it has pink flowers and a metre or so tall.

    Piglet
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I'm not buying this one.

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why. Children interpret some things in very creative and interesting ways.

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    Philipp Bubmann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's even more stupid than the one about vocalists actually singing to you every time you put on the record. well done

    mamafrog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought you figured it out the first time. Though, tbh, my oldest daughter didn't either. In her defense she was only about 2 so...

    Alicia Cordell
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    4 years ago

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    We all have our own learning curve, I guess

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    #50

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers That there are literally different seasons in different places in the world. I always thought about it as of a fact that I mislearned but it turned out to be true about a year ago. I'm 23.

    ferglicious , Leandro Neumann Ciuffo Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that we have the long school holidays, daylight savings and Christmas in summer.

    Small Galaxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! Now I feel dumb! I'm today years old upon realizing that Aussies celebrate Christmas in December. For some reason I was thinking you guys would celebrate Christmas in July so it would be Winter. GAHHH DUMB

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son about fell out of his chair when I told him it snowed in New Zealand in July. He's like "But what about Santa during Christmas?" I said "Santa switches to a Speed Boat pulled by 8 tiny dolphins south of the Equator"

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, they’re opposite south of the equator. Like Australians celebrate Christmas during their summer.

    B-b-bird
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, you are not alone. It hit me when I was 22 :))) They should teach this in geography classes but for some reason they never did. Our planet is amazing, it snows somewhere in Chilean high regions and its winter, when its peak summer in Germany.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing all those snowy Christmas cards are not a thing in Australia, then!

    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tee Witt living up to your name? Just because you grew up with winter Christmas's does not make them 'normal' for everyone. As far as we are concerned Christmas in summer is 'the norm'.

    Bella10
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding on from this, there are ALOT more than just the 4 seasons most of us follow. Indigenous tribes are well aware of this and give them the most romantic and apt names.

    Dave
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here is the reason why the world is laughing at Americans. I am not surprised that over 73 Million people voted for Trump.

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    #51

    My dad came bounding out of the bathroom to excitedly tell me that if the shower isn't hot enough then you can turn down the cold tap instead of turning the hot tap on more. He must've been 50 when that revelation struck.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s another revelation, you only have to spritz on a little body spray rather than soaking yourself in it.

    Anna Tuomisalo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised that he managed to get kids...

    Jack Ericson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What shower has a hot and a cold tap instead of just one?

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One that is on a mixer tap in the bath, with an extra tap to switch between going through the shower or the faucet into the bath

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    #52

    I was 34 before I realized that The Beatles spell their name Beatles, because it has the word Beat in it. I never really considered it before, just kind of thought it was a funny way to spell beetles...

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    kasa alex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is just learnt that now ... never gave it much thought before

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's something I hear the first time

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They called themselves The Beatles as a homage to Buddy Holly's backing group The Crickets. John re spelt the word Beetles to Beatles as a play on words.

    Daniel Atkins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently attended a meeting about honey bee pests, small hive beetles. He accidentally spelled it Beatles. So my wife and I had a chuckle every time a slide came mentioning them.

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 49 when I learned this a few seconds ago.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew how to spell it somehow, but yet never put thought into this one

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't it a tribute to Buddy Holly and the Crickets?

    Mark Robertson-Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a spelling bee in middle school and was asked to spell the word "beetle"...I'm a huge fan of music and without thinking I just spelled it B-E-A-T-L-E. 🤷

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even weirder is, apparently an old movie with a biker gang called the Beatles was the inspiration for the band's name. They took it because it had the word "beat" in it.

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    #53

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers One of my mate realized when he was 17 that hard boiled eggs were not a different "variety" of eggs. He just assumed hens could make both kinds somehow...

    blackmumb , sk Report

    Nugua Nugua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nobody ever cooked eggs in his childhood? O.o

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it would definitely be Handy if they'd come straight out of the chicken boiled sometimes.

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    #54

    I've known multiple people that thought the sun and the moon were the same thing, one was 20, the other 18.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't any of them ever see the moon during daylight, looking all pale and nothing like the sun?

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are astronomically stupid

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eclipses must really have confused them!

    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes you see both at the same time...

    Peppermallow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait for an eclipse and watch their faces contort

    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government got a big a**e dimmer switch!

    #55

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers My ex wife did not know helicopters could hover until around age 23. She saw a copter over a scene in San Diego and asked me "how is that helicopter just floating in one spot??" I was like "wut?"

    thewitt33 , TheOtherKev Report

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an understandable thing to not get how helicopters work! The physics behind it are very different from fixed-wing flight, after all, and basically exclusive to human-designed machines to boot (never heard of any species that flies the way a helicopter does!). Also, it's not uncommon for helicopters to just fly past in many areas without stopping to hover, so you can easily never actually see one do that!

    Miguel justino C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she think they landed? A 100 mph skid stop

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helicopters can hover past age 23 if you take care of them

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her see a Harrier or other more modern version of a vertical take off and landing jet

    Otter
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    4 years ago

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    That one mystifies me. Where can a person grow up in the modern world, without seeing a helicopter? A bunker in Idaho?

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    #56

    I didn't know that dusters were used for cleaning dust off furniture until I was in middle school. When I misbehaved, my mother would beat me with a duster so I assumed its only purpose was to be a beating stick. I figured the fuzzy part of it was to provide comfort for my mother's hand as she hit me.

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, wow, that one is terrible! Poor you!

    Miguel justino C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m with ya man. I thought my moms nails were red so when she clawed me you couldn’t see the blood. My neck, arms and shoulders always had some gouges from her gripping hard and talking through her teeth. Angry person. Funny we don’t know it’s abuse until someone points it out.

    Jacqueline Mak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To us Hongkongers borned in the 80s, feather duster and cane rod were the most common "disciplinary tools" used by parents. Almost every friend of mine in my childhood had one of those at home, just for physical punishment. The second comes ruler, the third may be hanger.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got the shoe or a book...I knew what those were

    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'd give you a dusting if you were bad then?

    MoMo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feather dusters were never used for anything except for beating us kids when we were young. We even got to choose the size. The smaller diameter ones hurt more.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's another level of terrible. My parents used a belt, generally. I remember going shopping for a belt for my dad. I kept trying to persuade my mother to get one I thought wouldn't hurt as much. Thankfully, they don't spank any of us anymore, unless we do something really serious and are under the age of 13.

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS and attention seeking here.

    Joonscrab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk about you but physical punishment is very common in some cultures. Its not right, but it exists.

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    #57

    People Are Sharing Things They've Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers I thought the term "prima donna" was "pre-Madonna." I always wondered what happened before her that would demand a new term. A friend also asked me why Ellen was named Ellen "The Generous." He said "I get that she is generous, but she isn't that noteworthy. It's not like she's Alexander the Great or something."

    Alvarez_Rules , Tulane Public Relations Report

    EP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! What is “prima Donna” anyway?

    Nugua Nugua
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally “first lady“ in Italian. She was the best and most important singer in an opera company and got all the big roles.

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    Paizleypie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what we've heard lately Ellen is not so the generous after all.

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    #58

    I thought that Dalmatians were a hoax-a perfect pupper made by Disney to sell movies. I thought they were actually white dogs with black spots painted on. I just saw found out last summer.. I'm 19

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    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle took one to Cambodia when he set up a charity there. Everyone wanted to see it. He also aske me for a picture of my elderly dog wearing the coat I made for her. He was a Jack Russell x Whippet and didn't like the cold. This was 2001. Lom Orng is the charity name.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago

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    I hate people

    #59

    I referred to my forehead as a "forkhead" until maybe grade 1 or 2. In other words, until kids laughed at me for being dumb. I confronted my mom about it a few years ago, and she said "I wanted to correct you, but it was just so funny and cute."

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    Louise B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand. My son is 7 now and he still calls lobsters 'Lompsters' I can't make myself correct him. It's his last word mistake because he can read now. We don't eat lobsters, we just like them.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the word lobster changed to lombster. It is a better word.

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    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez..for the sake of your kids getting bullied and made to feel stupid....PLEASE teach your kids the correct way to say things..no matter how "cute" it is to you... It's not cute when your kid is teased and made to feel dumb!!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my son saying he was going to pretty school (pre-school), or saying he was eating shittles(skittles)

    Giles McArdell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many cute words from my son when he was little - Tawby (strawberry), Rarby (Raspberry), Poon (spoon) and Dunderdees (dungarees) are my favorites :)

    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister said "poon" too and it was soooooo cute.

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    #60

    A co-worker was helping me move something outdoors and he suddenly is staring at the sky bewildered. I asked if he was ok and, I s**t you not, he says "Whoa! I can see the moon....and it's day." He's 24 and I had no idea how to respond to that.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t get out much, does he?

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a guy to look up at the clouds. Asked which way they were going. He pointed. What about the other ones? Blew his mind that there were clouds at different levels going in 3 different directions. Then I asked if he could feel a breeze on his skin. Yet another direction. Freaked him out before by showing him a multicoloured cockerel. He thought they only existed in kids books

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always mind blowing the first time you see it.

    Memere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, when the moon can be seen during the day, it's called the "Children's Moon" because back in the day, children were in bed asleep by the time the moon rose, and usually couldn't see it.

    Giulia Ciocan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg.my daughter was 5 when she ask me why we can see the moon when IT s day

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    #61

    That the word "teenager" comes from the "teen" in the numbers "thirteen to nineteen". Maybe I'm a moron, I don't know, but I'd never made that connection before. I found out when I asked my friend, aged twenty, "when do you stop being a teenager?". You will not guess what his reaction was.

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    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. I think this kind of should maybe be common knowledge??

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m prepared to cop most things on this list, not this one

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't until 1944 that the term "teenager" started being used. Unsurprisingly, it was created for marketing purposes, to target a brand new group of people. https://boundlesstheatre.org.uk/we-are-boundless/the-origin-of-the-teenager/#:~:text=During%201944%2C%20Americans%20started%20to,the%20spending%20power%20of%20adolescents.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda never admitted this one... Yes you are a moron, waaaay past "maybe"

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god I only just realised that

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? In my family we make it a point to say "you aren't a teenager until there is a "teen" in your age" whenever someone gets too big for their britches.

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually...it comes from the German numbering system. After 11, the numbers are stated as 2-10, 3-10 (Thirteen or three ten)..when you get to higher numbers...it's 1 and 20, 2 and 20, 3 and 20.... So Nuen und Nuenzig Luftballons is 9 and 90 balloons (no red in there since Red in German is Rot.)

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My German isn't very good but isn't 12 zwölf? After that it does follow the logic of three-ten (dreizehn), four-ten (vierzehn) etc. And 99 is neun und neunzig.

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    #62

    The Domino's logo is not two dice.

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    Beta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It consists of two parts, the upper part is a red domino with three dots, and the lower part is a blue domino with the name of the restaurant. The dominos are placed horizontally one above the other. The Domino has three dots because they symbolise the three restaurants where it all started. Got that from google

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I thought it was a domino so I learnt someth8ng today too

    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It *is* a domino (or perhaps two, as Beta says)

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It. Is. A. Domino. Who would have thought.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that one made me laugh 😄

    Mazer
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    4 years ago

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    That they are allowed to call their product food is beyond me

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, considering it's made with flour, eggs, milk, tomato sauce, spices, cheese, and various vegetables and meats toppings, it is actually food..not that this has ANYTHING to do with that though. It's about a logo

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    #63

    That your body creates more blood and your not just left with 8 pints for life. Discovered when I asked why she hadn't died after all the periods she has :/

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donating blood must have seen like such a scary concept then.

    GirlFriday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my brothers was in an accident and my parents asked two of the other boys to donate blood for his surgery. The youngest of the two who were asked, he was 10, thought that our parents were asking him to give ALL his blood to his brother. He was like, "Why do mom and dad want me to die?" Our aunt explained it to him.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the time he believed it, it must have been devastating. I hope he got lots of hugs after.

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    lazy panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were the case I would have died by the age of 13.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like your body creates more hair, and more skin, and more finger/toe nails... How can you actually not get this???

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA my step son couldn't believe I could bleed for a week and "not die". He was about 10 at the time.

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    #64

    That my mom didn't actually take my dog to go live on a farm.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 4 or so, I had this little white maltese dog. My mom and gran told me that he couldn't grow big because we live in a little flat, so we should give him to friends of ours who lived on a farm so that he would have more space and could grow big. We even visited them once to see "my dog" all grown up, big fluffy white thing, so I do admire the effort they put into this story.

    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum had a dog when she was young, and her mother got fed up with it pooping everywhere, so they took her to the pound. They told my mum that she ran away, and my poor mum sat in the yard crying and calling the dog for hours.

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so when I was 11 and forced to bring my rescue Akita to a neighbor to bring to his country house...what really happened? She didn't deserve that. Neither did I. It was Easter Sunday and I was alone when I handed her over.

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My folks told me this, and for years I assumed that dog boy was dead, but actually they literally had taken him to a farm.

    #65

    I was 23 when it came to my attention that an engagement ring and a wedding band are two separate things :| isn't one expensive symbol of uniformity enough?!

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    Lousha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rather country/region specific though. In Hungary (and I believe in may other European countries) we don't traditionally have such a thing as an engagement ring. No kneeling either. The guy just pops the question while not holding up any kind of fancy ring box, it's literally just a question. Then they go and together they chose their wedding bands and start wearing them on one hand while they are engaged, then they put them on their other hand when they actually get married.

    Corinna S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what you do with the engagement ring once you're married. Still don't know 🤷‍♀️

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rings came as a set. Engagement ring was the showpiece and then the wedding ring nested up with it.

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    Zuila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only wedding ring. No need for engagement one.

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a puppy instead of an engagement/wedding ring. Better show of commitment. And also it’s a puppy instead of a lil rock.

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and it need not be diamonds!

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A popular scam for morons and the company that ruined the sanctity of marriage still exists

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said they have to be expensive? Engagement rings tend to be more flashy, and wedding rings tend to be just plain bands which makes them practical for every day wearing. You also forgot "promise rings" which are a (ridiculous) modern development.

    Hanni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can give the engagement ring back if you decide to call off the engagement. Wedding ring stays until the divorce.

    Alex the Country Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww cute. You had me until the judgment. :-/

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    #66

    That "www." means world wide web. Yeah not too proud about that one.

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    Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly the news explained this fact in germany in the 90s when the web became more popular. like "a lot of young people are using this new technologie: the internet or also called world wide web or short www" but it took me waaaay to long to realize that english speaking people call it "double-u double-u double-u" and not "weh weh weh (like vvv)"

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say World Wide Web is easier to say that www🤷🏻‍♀️

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W-W-What the hell was that? I asked, after seeing 2 girls, 1 cup.

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well depending on the site, it can mean "well weird web" or simply "What why, why!" also worth mentioning that the www is actually a sub domain of the main domain. Many sites use things like admin.site.com or mail.site.com not all are accessible on http(s) though.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too much of a mouthful! When are we going to start calling it dub-dub-dub or 3dub?

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even necessary now, you don't need to type it into the address bar so there's no need to say it either.

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    #67

    That it's called a pony tail because it looks like a horse's tail

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    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, it's called that because you get a good kicking if you mess around with it.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I’ve never had that privilege! Everybody loves playing with my hair! It’s a thing ! By the way our cats are kind of twins!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are pigtails called pigtails?

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, hear me out here, it looks like the tail of a PONY

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But pigtails don't look anything like pig's tails, how do we explain that one?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigtails were often worn in ringlets, hence the name.

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    Veronica Connelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a pony tail because it looks like a pony tail. Not a horses tail. Lol

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called a pony tail because if you lift it up there is a horses a*re underneath .. jk

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, it's called that because you get a good kicking if you mess around with it.

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    #68

    I didn't realize that Mike Meyers plays both Austin Powers and Dr Evil till the third Austin Powers movie came out

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    4 years ago

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    #69

    My friend thought cows had to die to produce milk. She didn't realize until 8th grade when she decided to go vegetarian and her mom told her she could still drink milk.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to stop watching the Cartoon Channel and start watching the Science, Discovery Channel or PBS.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The male calves get taken straight away to be killed on most farms. There is no profit in keeping them

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, some animals do die producing milk. They're called the calves....

    lara
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    Then I won't tell you about milk cows and their "offspring."

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    #70

    That the tag inside clothes is always on the left. My wife gave me this gem when I was dressing our third child. She must have loved watching me dress the other two.

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    Anna Tuomisalo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are always at the back in my clothes...

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re from below the equator it is on the right side.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH are you talking about? Which tag? And why is it important that it is always to the left? Or can you not tell if the clothes are on inside out if you don't know where the tag is?

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't speak about the rest of the world. But I'm wearing a shirt where the manufacturer and size are on the back of my neck. The washing instructions tag is on the left inside of the shirt.

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    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colombo and the Maidenform panties that solved a murder. The killer put them on with the label on the wrong side

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tag inside, usually on the lower left, is for care instructions, and when it's there, does enable one to tell the front & back of the clothing. That has changed a lot since "tags" can be printed on the fabric, and a lot of cheap "fast fashion" doesn't have as many tags.

    Assistant to DJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true unless your wife is buying only store-brand clothes from the same store. All my pants, dresses, skirts, jackets, all have labels in different places. Sorry, your Mrs. is wrong on this one.

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    #71

    When I was 21 I realized that the numbers on the toaster are actually minutes. Not toaster crispyness settings.

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    Skye Mayhem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In cheap toasters the numbers mean nothing. Certainly not minutes or crispness.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more expensive ones. It does say something about crispness of course.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my toaster it isn't minutes it's degrees of toastiness.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settings explained: 1: Warm bread, 2: Very lightly toasted, 3: Lightly toasted, 4: Burnt to ashes

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that is 100% true, I have a reasonably good toaster and setting 3 takes 2 min 30 secs, setting 4 takes 4 mins 20.. yeah I timed it.

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine doesn’t have numbers, only (50?) shades of grey….

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are definitely not minutes, they are arbitrary "toastedness" settings

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I timed our old one a few times and the numbers are very much not minutes. I always thought they were.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine what your toast looks like at six "minutes". It is the "level" of browning.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY

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    #72

    That you can use a toilet brush to clean the bottom of the bowl. You don't need disposable rubber gloves and a sponge to scrub it with....

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    #73

    I didn't realize you were supposed to chew sunflower seeds to get the seed inside... I thought you just ate the black seeds whole...

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people eat the whole thing.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole thing for me up till a certain point when I either get brutally stabbed in the gums or when the husks start feeling like wood pulp

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    #74

    That there is more than one whale called Shamu. I was in my mid-twenties, had just moved to Texas, and a Seaworld commercial came on. I mentioned how surprised I was that they shipped Shamu all the way across the country just to make appearances here. My wife and mother in law still won't let me live it down.

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. If circus animals are banned, why not performing sea creatures too?

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also thought that there was only one Shamu until right now. Godawful places.

    K R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to give Tilikum an honorable mention here. Stunning documentary about him and that industry too

    Matt Hollis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original one was caught in Shamu hence why it was named that. Didnt know they named a bunch Shamu though.

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