People Are Sharing Things They’ve Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life, And Here Are The 50 Best Answers
From little things to life-changing facts, we learn things every day. So no wonder our series of Today I Learned posts is one of the favorites among our readers. Scroll through mind-expanding facts here, here and here, and make your day well spent.
But this time we’re talking about things that people learned way too late. Think of the fact that birds don't live in nests. “I learned that at the age of 72,” wrote one Redditor in response to someone asking “What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age?” And this is just the beginning.
Scroll down to see some more of the funny, yet all too real responses in the thread and make sure to add your ‘embarrassingly late-learned facts’ in the comment section below!
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I was 23 on a trip with my girlfriend in San Francisco. We were both getting ready for the day in the bathroom and I needed my hair gel, so I asked if she could hand me my toilet treat bag. She seemed confused, I again asked, "Can you please hand me my bag of toilet treats!?" She ran out of the bathroom laughing. I thought toiletries was toilet treats.
I knew a woman, who was in her fifties at the time and had a college degree, who wrote and pronounced “filthy” as “thilthy”. That’s THILTHY.
Adoptive parents say "breftist". Also "death" if you can't hear properly if at all.
Load More Replies...Everyone thought that there were Gorillas with guns in Africa. No, it's GUERRILLAS, thanks for making that clear. Jeez.
I am not going to lie. Younger me did thought Guerilla attacks were attacks caused by gorillas.
Load More Replies...How about my non-native english speaker spouse who thought they were Toilet TREES.
That birds don't live in nests. Just for rearing their young. I learned that at the age of 72. And I have a PhD in biophysics. Not zoology. Never too late to learn.
Ditto. And I used to volunteer at a local wetlands. No excuse.
Load More Replies...Cavity nesting birds such as members of the tit family, tawny owls and woodpeckers for example may use the same cavity to sleep in overnight as they did for nesting. So you’re not 100% wrong !! (Although they don’t build the nest for sleeping only purposes)
Many birds have favoured places to roost, but nests are a lot of work to make and maintain!
Load More Replies...Not just Disney. Tweety was almost always hanging out inside a nest.
Load More Replies...apparently....Lots of places. When birds settle down to sleep, it’s called “roosting,” and the main things they’re looking for are safety and warmth. Songbirds have to keep off the ground to avoid cats and things, and out of the open to avoid owls. Dense brush or foliage does fine. Bigger birds have more options and can sleep on the water, on a branch, or even just right on the ground.
Load More Replies...well wait so finish the sentence. I need to know...where do they live the rest of the time then???
They live outside. They live in bird world . They don't care about us. The main concern is how dangerous are we. They don't build little houses and go to work every day. They don't pay rent. They are birds. They are not mammals, like you and me. It is amazing that sometimes we can still talk. They are not like us, but i love them.
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For most of my life I assumed Neil Armstrong was a black man, because I'd never seen Neil outside the space suit, but I had seen Louis Armstrong. It never occurred to me that there would be anything unusual about a black astronaut in the 60s.
I love how children initially never know about racism and do not understand the concept of being excluded because of colour. I wish everyone would grow up without learning how to judge each other and exclude.
How awesome would it have been if Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon!?
i thought the exact same thing, and i was kinda disappointed when i found out he wasnt.
I had to google it. I was under the exact same assumption. TIL differently and that feels a bit sad.
Until the age of 14, I thought Princess Diana was a famous marine biologist. They always called her "The Princess of WALES" so.....
I didn't know Vidal Sassoon was a real person. I thought it was the name of a shampoo. I must've been in my 20s when I found out 🙄
Embarrassing moment but when i first heard his name thought:what kind of an idiot parent gave his child the name of a shampoo?😅😅
Load More Replies...when I moved to ca my sil would take me to the next town over it was called fortuna and I would think how strange!! I knew we are famous for dungeons crab's but tuna?! well it is ca after all so I kept thinking it was fort tuna till I read the sign...never told my sil because she would probably day why I thought that!!
Hardly, not if you don't care a whit about "the royal family".
Load More Replies...Kid brains are so fucken awesome. Lol. It's always fascinating to see how they connect things in their mind. Like how a lot of kids thought everything was black n white back in the day and one day everything just turned to color like pleasantville. Lol. I was one of those kids. Or how I thought tv shows were live and performing for me! So I never liked to leave or shut it off in the middle because I didn't want to be rude! I thought they were little mini plays just for me. The entitlement. I know. Bahahaha
I was 11 at the year of the wedding, and for a brief time some schoolmates used to called me "Lady Di" 😅 That's the story, have a good day!
Here in my city Canada there's a whale tour operating company called The Prince of Whales.
I learned that I grew up in a white-trashy family around 10 through television. One night, I was watching tv and Jeff Foxworthy came on. I was a very content only child who to the best of my knowledge got everything they ever wanted and had no idea about things could/needed to be otherwise. Well, ole Jeff was well into his skit and I was avidly listening. "If you watch TV on a TV that sits on top of a broken TV, you might be a redneck." Wait, what? I'm watching tv sitting on top of a broken TV. "If you have a broken down car sitting in your front yard that hasn't been moved in years, you might be a Redneck." We have 5 of those, wth this isn't normal? "If you have appliances in your yard... If you've got shacks in your yard... If you live in a trailer next to a house... If... Etc... You might be a redneck." I looked around and painfully realized that I was living all of those things. So, that was the day I found out I was a redneck.
*bad ukelele playing* Sweeet home Alabama!
Load More Replies...If you thought that, you might still be a redneck, but you are a good person.
Load More Replies...What's beautiful is that they had no idea. They never wanted for anything. Good job mom and dad.
My all time favorite: If you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
If your wife ever says: "Honey can you move this transmission so I can take a shower?" You might be a redneck.
That the little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for groceries. Last year it hit me. I'm 28.
Yikes! I always thought the same. I imagined her just shopping the farmers market wearing a little bonnet and carrying a basket.
well shoot...so this little piggy went to market = slaughter. This little piggy stayed home = safe for now. this little piggy had roast beef = fattening it up. this little piggy had none = too small still. this little piggy cried wee wee wee = crying from fear. I am traumatized now
I mean considering ring around the rosie was actually about a disease, I can't say I'm surprised.
Load More Replies...Pigs were fattened on table scraps. The pig that you were fattening for market would get the best and fattiest parts to increase its value.
Load More Replies...Nope nope nope nope nope. That little piggy went grocery shopping and nothing else!
Lmao yes, I'm continuing the delusion as well. Glad I'm not the only one who can't accept this
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My dad would tell me bulls**t things to mess with me as a kid. Usually he would remember eventually to correct it. Sometimes, however, he forgot.
I went through the first 17 years of my life thinking an artichoke was a nocturnal rodent. Went to Italian restaurant and was horrified to see artichoke hearts on the menu. My girlfriend still gives me s**t for it three years later.
in our house it was "wild rutabagas"...mom and dad used to go out at night and catch them.
“Catching wild rutabagas” might be my new favorite euphemism for sex.
Load More Replies...We told my sister that artichokes were poisonous to kids under 10. We were just greedy artichoke eaters and my sister is hella gullible
"My dad would tell me bulls**t things to mess with me as a kid. Usually he would remember eventually to correct it. Sometimes, however, he forgot. I went through the first 17 years of my life thinking an artichoke was a nocturnal rodent. Went to Italian restaurant and was horrified to see artichoke hearts on the menu. My girlfriend still gives me s**t for it three years later."
Load More Replies...Don't worry about that, the amount of people that come to Scotland thinking a Haggis is an animal is unbelievable(probably because of the story saying they're small animals that live in a hill and have two shorter legs on one side of their body so they can run around the hill easier😂).
my dad was similar. Convinced me that the inside of an acorn tastes like banana cause it's the same yellow. It does not, I can say from experience
I was watching Titanic with some friends. When it comes to the part where - spoiler alert - the ship starts sinking and the old couple are in bed together, my friend, let's call her Amy, goes "why don't they just go to sleep?".
There's a pause as everyone looks baffled before Amy explains that you don't breathe while you're asleep so you can't drown.
Amy was 21 and in university.
What do you call the student who finished bottom of the class in medical school? ....."Doctor"
Load More Replies...The couple is based on a real life couple that died on the Titanic. Isidor Straus, Owner of Macy's and his wife Ida.
They were a real class act. Isidor refused a seat on a boat, and Ida insisted on staying with him. But, Ida put her own coat around her maid, and made sure that SHE got safely in a boat.
Load More Replies...Herd immunity of competent people around her.
Load More Replies...That's sleep apnea and very dangerous. I'm worried for this Amy character. I feel like she doesn't know the basics in life to survive alone.
I’ve noticed lots of people’s stupidity level comes out watching this movie
Well if Amy isn't convinced, a pillow and the right timing can certainly change that.
i think this came from movies were people are unconscious when they wash up on the beach.
It's called "metal" because it's harder than rock.
It might be apocryphal, but I believe the term 'Heavy Metal' was derived from the Steppenwolf song "Born to Be Wild". "I like smoke and lightnin', HEAVY METAL thunder, racing with the wind and the feeling that I'm under". Of course, then came Black Sabbath. The rest is history.
No, It's called 'Metal' because of the sound. Compared to standard 'Rock' or 'Rock n Roll', which were more melodious, Metal was more grinding. The word 'Heavy' at the time (particularly amongst the hippie movement) meant 'deep, profound or meaningful'. Therefore, 'Heavy Metal' is meaningful songs with an aggressive sound.
I thought "Heavy Metal" was just metal but with an even more aggressive sound XD
Load More Replies...Actually i am fairly certain that it's called metal becuase a critic compared the sound af the first Black Sabbath album, with the sound of falling metal bars/rods i a factory (They come from Birmingham which was a steel making town i the 1960'es).
So, on the game paper, rock, scissors, I should just scream metal and will always win ? 😎
I know a lot of metals that are most definitely not harder than many kinds of rock.
Yeah. Compare mercury to diamond! But then if you compare Freddie Mercury to Neil Diamond...
Load More Replies...I thought morning sickness was just that, feeling sick before noon. One Christmas I announced to my entire extended family that I had morning sickness. I was probably 9 or 10. I'm also a guy.
Due to health problems I wake up really sick in the mornings. My mom gets it to (when she is not pregnant) and I also had to learn a but embarrassingly that morning sickness is different than what I thought it was. 😅
Load More Replies...As a college student, in Mexico, I knew of another college student (male), who went to the doctor because he hadn't gotten his period.
I hope he didn't have any conditions! Surely he'd have gotten his period by then. /s
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I re-named a goldfish "rainbow" when I was 7 because it kept changing color every few months. I told friends about this fish for years like it was some mystical kaleidoscope fish. It hit me in the face a couple months ago that the fish wasn't changing color...my parents were just replacing it when it died without telling me.
Goldfish have a lifespan of 10-15 years. Means their fish kept dying every few months, probably because it wasn't taken care of correctly.
Goldfish aren't beginner fish, and fish-keeping isn't simple. Those little beginner's tanks are never large enough and they're never bundled with all the equipment that's actually needed. It makes the learning curve steeper than it needs to be. OK I'll get off my soapbox.
Load More Replies...Actually I find this one sad. Goldfish can live for a long time. To have so many die like this is a sign of neglect.
Or the opposite! Kids tend to overfeed them because of excitement and if they leave the kid unsupervised, the fish will die
Load More Replies...My mom did this to me when I was a kid. My parakeet (budgie) died while I was at camp, and my mom bought a new one that looked just the same. Except that mine was a male, and this one was a female. Parakeets gender can be determined by the color of the band at the top of their beak. I went to my mom and said "Andy turned into a girl!" she was just like, "Yep, they'll do that." Found out many years later.
Goldfish can change colors as they get older though. So can marbled bettas.
Marbled bettas are cool! I only have a veiltail one at the moment, though.
Load More Replies...Parents like this are aweful. How much better would it be to actually explain to their child how to properly care for a fish?
I always thought that you had to legally be 16 to have coffee. Soon after my 16th birthday I went to the nearest coffee store and ordered one. I was sweating and hoping they wouldn't ask for id, because I didn't have any.
Well, caffeine is an addictive drug, so it would make sense to make it illegal for under 16s.
Yes, but withdrawl from coffee addiction only means one or two days of slight headaches.
Load More Replies...Until I was like 12 years old I thought that you had to be 18 to drink soft drinks. I was horrified when I saw an ad of a 12 year old drinking coke. I’m now almost 40 and never drink soft drinks. I think I was traumatised.
Soft drinks ain't good for you anyways, so you're not missing out on much
Load More Replies...Man, I wish. I get way too many 13-15 year olds judging me for not drinking it.
I had my first coffee when I was around 12-13 years old. I was working with the the local Am-dram group and someone went to make a round of drinks, I said 'not for me' which he heard as 'white coffee'. Since it was made, I drank it. I didn't mind it but felt the cream was a bit too much, the next day I tried a black coffee and It's been my staple ever since.
When I was a young boy I had a black football coach (I'm white). I asked him, "hey coach, do black people get hotter in the sun than white people" And he responded "well I dono I've never been white" And then it hit me. "Ohhhhhh"
Yes, but a simple question for a child to ask, definately not racist butt today probably would be regarded as that.
Load More Replies...My best friend at school had white blonde hair, I was dark, and my hair used to get far hotter than hers. 50 years later, we're both silver and the sunlight bounces off us equally
Oh man especially with long dark hair, even taking a cold shower in the summer it runs off the hair hot.
Load More Replies...I'm embarrassed to admit that at 19, I was super confused when my (first) black friend and I were at the beach and she said she hoped to get a tan. I was like, "Wait...why? You're already tan."...(face palm) Thankfully she thought it was hilarious!
I loaned my cossie to a black friend, when she gave it back I could see the tan lines, and said oh you've tanned! She said yes of course, and looked at me as if I was an idiot. Which was how I felt
Load More Replies...Scientists get on this kids onto something i can feel it
Load More Replies...When I was quite young my mom popped me on top of the counter at the pharmacy, and there was a black lady helping us. With the lady right there, I asked my mom why they call them black people when they are actually brown. My mom got super embarrassed.
When I was young, I almost only had black / mixed race friends. I always called them brown.. I never said black. I only heard black being used while I was in my late 20’s??
Load More Replies...The answer is yes... Sorta. Dark surfaces absorb more thermal heat from solar rays. We paint our roofs white in the desert because of this. But there's more that I won't get into in a comment.
As a black person who grew up in the tropics, I can tell you that's wrong.
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I used to think that when listening to a CD the singer had to physically sing it from wherever they were in the world in order for you to listen
So when it was night time I wouldn't listen to my Avril Lavigne CD because I didn't want her to lose sleep for me
When i was young i thought that the people in commercials performed them live between shows.
That's so cute. When I was a kid I used to pretend there were little people in the radio who did the talking and singing.
My great grandma used to think that the people in the radio singing are actually singing at that minute, so she never turned on the radio at 12, so the singers can have lunch
That's how it was in the beginning. Radio was live.
Load More Replies...When I first started to grow boobs I thought I had breast cancer, but I was too embarrassed to ask anyone so I just accepted my death.
That's sad! (And I don't mean that the author was a sad person, but that it's sad nobody taught het beter before then!)
That's why sex education is so important in schools. religious exemptions should not apply.
I had a very comprehensive sex education, both at school and from my mother. What they neglected to tell me is that breast tissue is very glandular, so if you have very low body fat when your breasts grow in they don't feel soft and round, but more like a bag of gravel.
Load More Replies...ME TOO! I remember I was 11 and I went on a month long driving trip with my dad and grandmother and my boobs started to hurt and I felt a lump. I was so depressed but I didnt want to tell my dad and ruin our trip so the second I got home I ran to my mom and cried and told her I thought I had cancer... she was very sweet by not laughing and explaining to me I was entering puberty. :D
In grade 6 a friend thought the same thing when she got her first period. Her mother had her quite late in life and because of their age difference was too embarrassed to tell her anything.
Can relate, when I was around 11 i was in the bath and felt harder rings under my nipples. Panicked and called my mother. She came, saw, said "Hoy Mary mother of Jesus!!" and left.. yeah i thought i was sick.. Sex ed is compulsory for kids!!
I thought the exact same thing, went to my mum and she explained. Phew 😅
Me too! I was so afraid to tell my mom. I didn't want to make her worry.
That green, red, and yellow bell peppers are all the same pepper at different stages of life.
Yeah kind of. Green peppers turn into the other colors eventually, but they don't go through all the color stages. Some are meant to be red or yellow. They get sweeter the riper they get too. Sometimes you can also find them in white and purple.
Load More Replies...it is not????! from green it turns to its breed colour. Yes i seen those articles that state its the same pepper, but no, its not... Some pepper varieties stay green, even when they're fully ripe, and can be enjoyed this way. Others might turn yellow, orange or other colors when ripe. For example, the chocolate bell pepper starts out green and ripens to a dark brown color
Yeah. No. It's only partly true. Unripe peppera are green, but all the fancy colors are produced from different strains of plant.
Load More Replies...Probably will be downgraded, but the lowdown on peppers is all start as green. Some of them change colors when ripened, but a couple of varieties remain green even when ripe. So, you never know if a green pepper is ripe or not, but other colors prove they are now ripe. Same for tomatoes. Some varieties stay green, while others turn orange, yellow or (most commonly) red. Hope that helps a couple of people.
Thought reindeer were mythical creatures, like unicorns, that helped Santa at Christmas. Didn't realise until I was 18. My mum took me to see real reindeer that Christmas, my mind was blown
A lot of people had this realization with Narwhals....which is fair because if horses with horns don't exist why would whales with horns be real?
I remember receiving a call from my daughter who was in a pub quiz phone me to ask if unicorn's lived in Australia or New Zealand she was deadly serious and was saying to her mates that she was right and they had been wrong
My little brother heard our 4 year old sister talk about wanting a unicorn farm when she grew up. He was 10 at the time. His response? He went up to her and said "you can never have a unicorn farm, because unicorns aren't real. They're made up." It broke her little heart. It was a long time before she would talk about her dreams again. Matter of fact, she's 6 now and she still hasn't.
Maybe explore with her where the myth of unicorns may have originated? Teach her about narwhals (unicorns of the sea) and rhinoceros (chubby unicorns) and crazy looking prehistoric mammals 😊
Load More Replies...They're of the same family but not the same. Reindeer is smaller.
Load More Replies...You now also know that any reindeer sporting antlers in December are female, right? The males all shed theirs in November. Females keep theirs through the winter.
My parents had me convinced that when the ice cream truck played music, it was out of ice cream. I didn't know differently until I was almost 18.
My parents went with the "Icecream trucks are only for people who don't have freezers, so they can't keep icecream at home. Aren't we lucky, we can keep icecream in our freezer, and have icecream every week." Same thing for icecream parlours.
This is good parenting. You still got icecream but at Store prices while the kids won't whine about ice cream trucks and parlours. Nicely done when finances are short.
Load More Replies...18 years of life and they never saw the truck stopped by people while the music was playing and ice cream then sold?
Pickles come from cucumbers
What? You can pickle all kinds of stuff, but usually onions (yes, I'm British)
"pickles" are anything pickled, then there's "branston pickle" which is something else, what you're thinking of is the gherkin (not to be confused with merkin!), which is a specific type of small cucumber that's been pickled.
Technically you can pickle many things (onion, cabbage, tomato, carrot, eggplant, egg, garlic etc), not only cucumbers.
My favourite is mango pickle. It's an Indian thing with radish mango pickled with spices, so yum.
Load More Replies...It does concern me that as Americans use the word 'pickle' for a gherkin, that they don't have actual pickle. I mean, what do they put in their cheese sandwiches???
Somehow the conversation of superhero names came up with my girlfriend (29) the other day, and she mentioned Wolverine being named after wolves. I kinda looked at her and said "Wolverine was named after wolverines." She stared back blankly. One google images search later and I had taught a biology major about a new animal.
I also did not know that there is an animal called wolverine. But then again, English is not my first language. In German that thing is called Vielfraß which literally means "eats a lot"
Its Latin name is gulo gulo, meaning “glutton glutton“ :D
Load More Replies...You're in good company. Hugh Jackman was unaware of the existence of the wolverine as a species when he took the X-men role.
Apparently he even studied wolves so he could incorporate their behaviour into the character.
Load More Replies...I pet one once! I though it was a badger getting close to our camp but the closer it got the bigger I realised it was. I gave it some of my mutton stew and stroked it's back. Our guide sat there with his mouth hanging open until it ran away, then told me I was lucky to have not lost my hand.
That origins movie made the same mistake. Wolverines howling at the moon, smh
In hungary, wolverine's name was officialy translated to "farkas", what means wolf. So there is a whole country, that doesn't know that wolverine is not a wolf
This is where we remember not all biology majors have anything to do with zoology.
Considering that the habitat of wolverines is limited to the upper northern parts of the world, it’s not really shocking that many people are unaware of their existence. For example, they cannot he found in New England or the Midwest at all.And a biology major of course wouldn’t know EVERY animal in existence. I doubt zoology majors do!
i showed my friend this post and she didn't get the joke, because she didn't know wolverines existed either!
I didn't learn the difference between miner and minor until I was like, 12. My dad was a miner and I used to freak out about him smoking or drinking because I thought it was prohibited to miners.
Smoking is. Smoking in a mine is very dangerous. Drinking could be dangerous too.
Same! My dad was a miner and there a restaurant in the neighboring town and in the back of the restaurant was a bar in the back and a sign on the door that said "No Minors Beyond This Point." One night we were eating there and my dad saw one of his buddies in the bar so went to say hello, I almost had a panic attack thinking something horrible would happen to my dad because walked through that door.
I was younger than legal drinking age, downtown trying to into a bar with my older friends . Guy at the door asked me " are you a minor ?". I said " do you see a lamp on my head ?". Guy was laughing his ass off while he waved me in. (I would love to take credit for the line but I had heard it somewhere and it just came to me)
When I tell people my great grandpa was a mason, I mean a bricklayer. People always misinterpret it as he belonged to the Masonic Lodge.
A week ago I finally made the connection that the hood is short for the neighborhood. I'm 23.
My brain works like this sometimes. I don't always make the connections right away that others do.
it's also short for hoodlum, which is an unsavory inhabitant of the 'hood
Just talked to a coworker the other day who didn't know his name was Jason until 3rd grade. His initials were JT and his family called him by that and so he thought that was his name.
During roll call in class the teacher was asking for a "Jason" and he just sat there thinking "some sucker is late for class". Then the name JT was never called and confusion ensued.
This one always boggles my mind. If you're going to call your kid JT, why not just make that their official name? Why name your kid James if you're gonna call them Jim....why name them William if you're gonna stick to Bill? It's just something that never quite clicked for me.
I just figured it gives them options in life. Say the parents really like the name Leo but feel it may not suit him as an old man, so they call him "Leonard" officially but "Leo" at home. When he's a teen he might prefer "Leon" and when middle aged he might like "Lenny" or "Leonard". It's nice to have options.
Load More Replies...My friends kid is named John. He was wandering the neighborhood one day and a woman saw him and asked him his name. He replied “Jesus John” the woman asked him off he could introduce her to his mother. They got to his house and she introduced herself to his mother then she said to John, please tell me what your name was again. He repeated “Jesus John”. His mother went pure white when she realized what she had been saying so much. She said that was the last day she combined those two names.
Could be worse! Could have used a curse word before John and the embarrassment would be bigger
Load More Replies...But.. But what did his parents call him when he had been a very naughty boy?
Maybe he hasn't been that naughty of a boy yet..?
Load More Replies...My aunt only found out her name was Gloria when she went to church to get maried. Her mother didn't like the name Gloria given by her godmother and always called her Celeste.
I was called Jo Ann through eighth grade. In high school, they had me use Josephine for the first time, and I didn't know how to spell it. 😚
In my family you have your 'birth name' or official/real name. As you grow and your character comes out you get a new name that everyone calls you. Eg, the whole family called my mam 'Bonnie' because she was the pretty, well behaved one. My cousin Steven is called 'Rupert'. It causes confusion for official documents, such as marriages and passports, but otherwise it's not a problem.
I'm sorry but is it fair if you get away with half a story? Bonnie is lovely, and obvious - what on earth is the character of a RUPERT?? 😂
Load More Replies...I'm called Tricia. I didn't know my name was Patricia until first grade. To this day, that 'Pa' in front of my name sounds a little weird to me.
One time in 7th grade science, my class was having a discussion about volcanoes and then out of nowhere, a kid in the back yelled in the most surprised voice ever "wait! Volcanoes are real!?"
I rode up the side of a volcano on a camel when I was kid. And a guy set fire to a bush by poking it in the ground. Volcanoes are cool. :D
A volcano was one of those things I was *certain* I was going to die from when I was little. I used to have nightmares about quicksand, or a volcano eruption, or being eaten by a dinosaur.
i dont know if i should upvote or downvote for that XD
Load More Replies...I work at a school and deal with the disciplinary challenged students let's say. Anyway, co-worker and I were discussing a recent trip I had taken to Colorado and I was talking about the bears we saw. One girl, an 8th grader, looked up with big eyes and said, "Wait, bears are real!? I thought they was made up...like giraffes."
I didn't know that South Australia had a volcano until I was approx 19. It's extinct though and is now a massive lake.
I guess maybe they figured out "the floor is lava" wasn't real so assumed volcanoes weren't either? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought lingerie was a fancy word for laundry for way longer than i care to admit. Explains why my mates gave me a weird look when I told them I had to fold my lingerie
No, linge means linen, like clothes, bedding, towels, etc. To wash is laver.
Load More Replies...When I was in kindergarten the teacher said we needed a (permission) slip to go on a field trip, my mother asked me why I wanted her slip to take to school.
I thought lingerie was pronounced linger-ee, and wondered what lon-zher-ay was. Finally made the connection about mid-teens.
I was convinced cheese grew on bushes till 12-13 years old. My brother is really proud of this.
In the UK we had the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax
There also was that 'badgers live in trees' or something, don't know any more just something my brother used to tease me about.
Load More Replies...I'm googling to order a cheese bush. I want a couple in my garden. If I find them I'll let you folks on BP know!
I'm not a plant person but i would plant this one for sure!
Load More Replies...Hey, when I was 6 I thought the moon was made out of cheese,( Tom and Jerry)
I thought it was "war war I" and "war war II" instead of "world war". everyone always just said it like "war war" because Texas.
Reminds me of a guy asking why they called ir WW1 and if they knew there was another one coming.
(Just in case anyone doesn't know, nobody called it World War I back then; it was The Great War, the War to End All Wars, and the World War. It got retroactively numbered when things went pear-shaped in the mid-30s and the second World War started.)
Load More Replies...I went through a phase of thinking it was “Will War I” and “Will War II” when I was a kid, so don’t feel bad.
As a Scottish person I feel your pain, try sitting through a history lesson when the accent makes Karl Marx sound like Carol Marx😂
I thought cats were a breed of dog until I was about 15.
Just to add to your stupidity-induced pain, until I was about 7 or 8, I thought all cats were female and all dogs, male 🤷
Load More Replies...Thats literally what I thoughs until i was seven or something!!!
Load More Replies...I thought that cows are girls and horses are boys. I believe i'm not the only one.
Had a friend in college who was majoring in veterinary medicine. She told me the first thing the prof said in her first class was also the first question (fill in the blank) on the first test. It was “A cat is not ____.” The answer is “a small dog.”
But there are a LOT of things a cat is not. What if I answered the question with "green eggs & ham"? You can't tell me that answer is wrong!
Load More Replies...Actually, it’s more common than you think. I think part of the reason is because felines have a more “feminine” body type
Load More Replies...I thought all dogs are boys and all cats are girls. Until, like, 14. Embarrassing, I know...
i thought that when people lose a body part their organism could regenerate the missing part until i was 13+-. if i saw someone with a half of an arm missing i thought "good s**t, his arm is almost complete"
My dear old dad, God rest his mischievous, conniving soul, once told me that actors who are portraying an amputee actually had to have the limb/appendage amputated for the film. This was back in the eighties before CGI was a thing. I believed him. For YEARS.
Ooof! You should read about Lon Chaney, Sr. He was a character actor who specialized in deformities. He was Quasimodo in the silent version of “The Hunchback of Norte Dame”. He also played characters with no legs below the knee, severe facial distortions, etc. Remember, special effects were based on what the camera picked up, as there was no such thing as CGI back during the silent era. The torture he put his body through to achieve the level of accuracy and believability for his characters wouldn’t be allowed today, as it was borderline inhumane. I say borderline only because he was doing it to himself, of his own free will.
Load More Replies...It's "For all intents and purposes" Not "For all intensive purposes" Learned at age 30.
I had a manager who always talked about a "learning curb". Nobody had the heart to correct him.
my ex said "curve" in place of "curb..." and argued with me about it when I corrected him. Refused to say it properly. He said it was called a "curve" because the concrete was curved. smh
Load More Replies...Like the pledge of allegiance and kids wanting to know who Richard Stands is
"And to the republic for Richard Stands" seems like an interesting thing to have kids pledge to.
Load More Replies...My ex would say “window seal” - aaaargh! And then there’s “nip it in the butt.” I mean, come on. It’s “nip it in the BUD” as in a weed that is in the bud stage! Nip the bud off so it doesn’t flower! :)
Sadly I see plenty of mistakes like that in some novels I read. My pet peeve is "Court Marshall" instead of "Court Martial". That military thriller writers make that mistake is inexcusable.
Load More Replies...We had a guy at work who said for all intensive purposes, we laughed our asses off....Tom this isn't you is it?? lol
its okay, I am 37 and my mouth still cant say presumably (I am a paralegal so I have to find ways around this A LOT)
I get irrationally annoyed by that. Also, people saying "upmost" instead of "utmost," "pacific" instead of "specific," and "should of" instead of "should have." Oh, and "irregardless." I don't care if it is in the dictionary now, it's still not a real word to me. I know in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter, but it's my own personal pet peeve.
There actually ARE carrots in carrot cake. I assumed it was a joke because it's orange and we were all in on it.
Don't forget the ketchup. And actually, a chocolate, which made from beans 🙂
Load More Replies...I refused to eat carrot cake BECAUSE it had carrots in. Tried one when I was 30, Why did I wait so long???
I like the *cake,* but I've always hated cream cheese frosting. I frankly prefer plain Coolwhip, or no frosting at all.
It’s the one of two types of cake I can’t stand and I would eat cake every day and be happy about it
I just learned a few months ago that lightning does not happen when two clouds touch each other. That was a very sad, and very disappointing day.
Thunder happens when the angels are bowling. Everyone knows this! 😉
Load More Replies...I remember being in science class in 7th grade explaining to a kid that the lightning happens first and then thunder because the lightning sprites the air which then claps back together. Still didn't believe me. We were learning about hurricanes, tornados and stuff.
I only learned this year that ponies aren't just baby horses.
Just to make it clear for everyone: All ponies are horses, but not all horses are ponies! The whole thing is actually really complicated. The difference is officially in height, but you can get miniature horses that fall below the height limit, you can also get large pony breeds that are larger than some horse breeds. In these cases they defined by their physical attributes, ponies have proportionally shorter legs and a broader build. Worse still, you can show your horse at an event, win first place but don't qualify for 'best horse in show' because that includes the shoes in the height, whereas general competition doesn't (actually happened to me).
Me: *goes to a farm* Farm employees: this pony is six Me: wait…what
Generally speaking, a pony is less that 14.2 hands tall, but there are some provisos. Miniature horses are always horses, for examples, and there are some breeds of pony that will always be ponies no matter how tall they get.
I don't know if the realization I've had when I was around 6 years old is something that everyone experiences, but I was completely blown away when my great-grandmother told me that she wasn't always old and was, in fact, a kid once, and so was everyone else. That was the day I learned about the process of aging.
I got beat with a wooden spoon by my grandma for asking her what type of dinosaur she rode to school everyday cause I assumed she had walked the earth with the dinosaurs since she was so old... I too never thought she was young. Lol and apparently immortal.
My wife has told me many times about the beating she received after asking her grandmother if she also got a top hat when she was showing off her new cane.
Load More Replies...No. It's true! Every picture I've ever seen of my great grandmother, she was old. 1967, 4 generation photo. Old. 1956. 4 generation photo (same people except I was a baby), old. Family picture when my uncle went to fight in WWII about 1943. Old. A recently found portrait from 1935. Old. No. I think she actually was born old.
For a real mind f**k look up a picture of young Morgan freeman. It is unsettling.
that man has not aged a single day since Driving Miss Daisy!
Load More Replies...When my nieces and nephews found out that I was older than their mom, my little sister, who is taller than me.
Obviously, I know my grandparents and parents were children at one point but for me it's still so weird to imagine their childhoods and lives before I existed! Similarly I can't picture myself ever having kids
When I was around 5 or 6, I thought I came into this world to be a child forever, that I was meant to be only a child and would never grow up. Adults sort of "came that way," as an adult - and never got to be a child. 🤷♀️
My paternal grandma was in her mid 30s when I was born. My other grandma died before I was born, so I only had this young looking grandma, and she didn't act very grandma-like with me (I was the oldest grandchild). I was always somewhat jealous of my school friends when they brought their old, sweet lady of a grandma to school functions. Those grandmas always seemed very sweet to me, so I always wanted a grandma like that... never had it, since my parents' divorce separated us from her when I was a teenager.
I Thought Old Ppl Died One Time Told My Mom Riding In The Car You're Gonna Die In A Few Years But I Was Sad Cause She Looked Old To Me & She's Like Why Would You Say That & I Knew I Was Right I'm Like Cause You ARE SHE WAS SO MAD I DIDNT UNDERSTAND 🤣
What lesbians are. I thought they were from Romania. I was 17.
Why Romania? Greece, ok, there is the island of Lesbos where the term lesbians actually comes from. But Romania?
I convinced my sister that the word 'Lesbian' came from the French 'Les bien' and means 'The good', To this day (now aged 42) she is convinced of my origin and has used it in an argument with a homophobe at work, Funny thing is it actually won her the argument.
Me too, as a romanian (from Bucharest - the capital city of Romania).
Load More Replies...I didn't realize my aunt is a lesbian until I was in my 20s! I saw a lot of her and her "roommate" when I was a little kid, and then she moved 2000 miles away when I was about 12. I saw little of her after that, and that's my excuse for failing to realize that Marilyn was more than her best friend.
I had a similar situation with the moms of a classmate in school. I'd go over to play with him quite often between the ages of 6 and 9 and was always so impressed that his mom's "best friend" was always there. It didn't click for me until I was in college that she was his stepmom.
Load More Replies...Most people don’t learn about the LGBTQ+ Community until shockingly late.
Uh, no. EVERYONE knows that they're from Portugal, duh! /s
Load More Replies...I use to think there were just a few gay people in the world like between 5 -40 😂
Ray-Bans are called that because they "Ban" the suns rays from entering your eyes.
I thought the Amish were like an old timey group of actors who were just really into it until I was about 18, revealed that, and was promptly made fun of because they in fact are a functioning society who actually live that way, not actors.
I was born in Gettysburg. I went to school with Amish kids whose parents dropped them off in the horse and buggy. I always thought they were nice kids. They sure played at recess just like the rest of us.
Yeah, on the other hand some people think reenactors are somehow living like the Amish...
The Amish are terrible people. They own some of the largest and sadly legal puppy mills and distribute them all over the US.
Love the Amish. Went there in Ohio. The best fresh breakfast I ever ate in my life.
A few weeks ago I learned that hens lay infertile eggs so roosters aren't necessary. I'm 21.
I always crack up when people call eggs that we eat chicken embryos.. ummm no.
There are people that think that a fetus is a baby so I'm not surprised
Load More Replies...Did you learn at today years old that infertile would mean they ARE necessary?
Only if you want chickens! If you just want eggs then are not necessary
Load More Replies...Are you talking about roosters like the chicken furniture (like nesting boxes) or roosters as in male chickens??
When I was 18 I learned that the thing on the bottom of your rear view mirror was used to dim lights from cars behind you at night. I was complaining about a car behind me and my buddy in the Army told me to flip the mirror thing. Mind Blown.
Next time you're in a car, look at your rear view mirror. There's a tab on the bottom. If you push it, the whole mirror shifts position and the view is much dimmer. If you're driving at night and someone has very bright lights, you flip the rear view mirror and you won't be blinded.
Load More Replies...I learnt it about a week ago from my son who has his driving locience for about6 yrs. I'm 51 and I have my drivong licence about25 yrs...
It's automatic, it's electromatic, it's.... grease lightening! (Sorry couldn't help myself)
Load More Replies...But I still don't understand how it works. After flipping it I seem to be looking at the "ceiling" of the car, which has no mirroring function. So how come I can still see the cars behind me when I'm actually looking at an upholstered top/ceiling/whatsitcalled?
I thought that all dogs were male and all cats were female for the longest time.
I read that so many times already, and it really baffles me. Why? How? What is the thought process?
Could be language-related. In my native language, nouns and adjectives have genders, and "cat" is a feminine word. Now, dog is a neuter word, but it does bear some "masculine" connotations due to their role as guards, hunting dogs, etc.
Load More Replies...I thought this, as a toddler, despite having a male cat and a female dog.
Lots of children think this. It’s a part of developmental understanding if that makes you feel better?
I thought eagles are male and owls are female of a species when I was a kid
This may be because till thi time cat is related with girls and dogs are related with boys in books, movies, advertisements etc.
When I was cleaning my last apartment the day before moving out, I ran out of paper towels cleaning counter tops. I thought I couldn't continue without going to the store for more, until over the phone, my mother asked why I didn't just use a towel. Paper towels and towels can serve the same function.. I am 30.
Yeah.. this one... is rather slow when it comes to practical thinking. What if the toilet paper runs out unexpectedly when it's too late? Gotta run to shop, right?
Load More Replies...I hope she told you to NOT throw out the towel as you did with the paper towels.
I'm not sure what you mean by towel, but do you not own a dish cloth for washing up?
I seldom buy paper towels and one roll can last me a year or more. I only use washable hand towels in the kitchen.
That girls had nipples. Until I was 13 I thought it was all smooth. That changed when I went to NYC with my parents and saw a lady protesting equal rights with no shirt on. It was quite an experience.
The imagination! Thank you for the pictures in my mind. Strraaannnge.
13 years old and never having seen breasts...? Not very likely. Unless... well, it's America, I guess.
As a kid I loved Mr. Bean. My mom took a trip to England to visit relatives and came back with an autographed postcard from him, I didn't realize until my twenties that it was in her handwriting. :/
I love mr Bean too. His skit in the church is without a doubt the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on tv. (Saying that cos my husband and daughter have both done some pretty stupid, funny things).
he is a very talented chap. Went to a public school and has a PHD in electrical engineering
Load More Replies...When I was a kid I seriously thought that Rowan Atkinson couldn’t speak and was just a goofy guy. I didn’t realize that he was just and actor playing the part of Mr. Bean! 😂
People used to make the same assumption about Harpo Marx; at charity events Harpo would start his speech by saying ”Unaccustomed as I am to speaking……”
Load More Replies...Mr Bean is Rowan Atkinson's worst character, literally every other thing he has done is infinitely better.
Rowen Atkinson is also the kindest, most down-to-earth celebrity. The posted would probably get an autographer if he/she wrote to Mr Atkinson asking for it.
A British friend has a son who, when young, was a great fan of Mr Bean. They spotted Rowan Atkinson one day and the son was persuaded to go and ask for an autograph. He returned very excited. 'What did he say?' asked my friend. He said: 'F**k off!'
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That you only get milk from cows who have recently given birth. I was told by my father that cows produce milk be eating grass and I continued to believe it until I was in my early twenties
cow has to be milked regularly so that her body would produce a milk all the time, as well to maintain production it is giving birth regularly. Nowadays breeds of cows giving way more milk than her infant is able to consume. That is why it needs to be milked twice a day (thats for old style milking), otherwise cow is in pain/discomfort.
Truly modern cows require 3 a day milking now. They have to have a calf to start milking but will continue to produce milk after that, but if she gets pregnant again the milk volume increases, so most are bred yearly.
Load More Replies...Cow has to calve before it gives milk. Then regular milking is what keeps her producing milk. Average Holstein cow produces 7 to 10 gallons per day, depending on feed. Did this when I was younger. Milked about 125 head twice a day. And chores too. Feeding, barn scraping, shots, calving, and checking for calves position, which includes using a rubber glove that goes all the way up your arm. Six months later, I got a job on a corn farm. No manure. No flies, and no washing s**t off of cold tits at 4am, lol.
Yeah - I'm thinking about breastfeeding babies and as far as I know you can keep doing it for years and years. Milk will keep being produced if there's a demand for it.
Load More Replies...cows do produce milk year round. When they get pregnant each year, you stop milking them about a month or so before they give birth to allow them to produce colostrum milk which the newborn calf needs . Once the calf is a few weeks old, the cow is producing normal milk and is milked until the next calf is delivered
It would take my wife a couple of days to pump enough milk to go on your cereal. So you'd be left hungry lol.
Load More Replies...Yes it's breast milk for calves - made to take them to about 500 lbs in a year. We stop giving children their motherr's breast milk and move them onto the breast milk of another species.
And they rip the calves from the mothers so they can't drink the milk. It is very traumatic for both.
So what do you think the calves feed on, then? Dairy farmers don’t kill just off the calves, since they’ll eventually produce milk, too. Or sire more calves. It’s not like they can just buy new cows to milk every year!
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When I was a young kid I thought attractive people and celebrities didn't have toes. I thought their feet were perfect like the feet of a Barbie. I wanted to be famous so I could have feet like a Barbie, I thought toes were gross.
Me, I thought Barbies were weirdly deformed. But then, I also thought dolls were boring.
As a child I want to break into the homes of celebrities just so I can look at their feet. No I don't have a foot fetish- just curious
Barbie was invented from a french prostitute comic doll. Edit it was German and not French. http://edition.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/03/09/barbie.50th.anniversary/index.html
It’s thought that in future generations that toes will be bred out of the human race because they don’t do anything for us that can’t be replaced so we might end up with barbie feet
That a blanket doesn't provide it's own heat. Yes, it genuinely took me a while.
I thought that too when i was a kid, but this is because people wrongly say "this shirt is hotter than that one" :/
That's because he's a mammal and produces his own heat which the blanket catches
Load More Replies...My mom is 58 and doesn't understand this no matter how many times i explain it to her
As far as I'm aware, why are human's the only mammal that needs to sleep under a covering?
I think it's more to do with the fact that humans go places that they are not adapted to, so they bring tools with them, does that make sense? Animals move with the climate or adapt slowly. Domestic dogs or cats won't doubt siting in front of the fire or rolling up in a blanket on the sofa in winter. If they knew how to make a blanket they would make one
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You know the towel hats the woman wear after taking a shower? It took me much longer than I'm willing to admit to realise that their hair is in the towel.
I'm very curious why they thought we wear the towel hats if they didn't know about the hair
Hello, I made an account hoping to shed some light, at least from my perspective. As a guy with relatively short hair my entire life, I knew the towel was to dry your hair, and I knew that long hair takes longer to dry and can wet the back of your clothes, so I assumed that in order to let your hair dry passively (the water from the hair to get absorbed into the towel) without having to tire yourself out drying it you just put the large towel on your head. It just never occurred to me and I assume others with short hair, that the long hair actually has to go somewhere. That or I'm just dumb, hope it helps.
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Chocolate milk doesn't come from chocolate cows. I thought there were chocolate cows until I was a college senior.
You grew up buying premade grocery store chocolate milk, didn't you, and not mixing powder or syrup into regular milk.
I'm trying to imagine how someone gets to see so much ready made chocolate milk and never see it made. My kids very, very occasionally buy a bottle of chocolate milk, but mostly if they wanted that flavour we make it at home.
Load More Replies...My little brother thought black people were made of chocolate until he licked one at Walmart at age 4. Quite a day of us. My mother was horrified, but the man was very nice about it and thought that Charlie thinking he was made of chocolate was one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to him.
I always thought that that sort of logic from a kid was adorable
Load More Replies...How does THAT even happen? I know sometimes it is made fun of kids from big cities for believing this sort of thing, but never thought it actually happened...
Had some city children come to the farm I grew up on - to learn about these things. One told my father, so proudly, that their milk came from bottles. Always thought it was sad so it stuck in my mind.
Load More Replies...I was told chocolate milk came from brown cows, normal milk from white ones and strawberry milk from pink ones!
Well, there's a pink panther, so...ok then.
Load More Replies...I always heard it as someone thinking chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I thought I was allergic to cactus because they hurt me when I touched them, didn't find out that cactus have thorns until I was 12
Yes and no. I have one with very thin spines that can be hard to see if it's not in bright light
Load More Replies...I'm allergic to a cactus flower, not sure what the cactus is called, I just know it has pink flowers and a metre or so tall.
I don't know why. Children interpret some things in very creative and interesting ways.
Load More Replies...that's even more stupid than the one about vocalists actually singing to you every time you put on the record. well done
That there are literally different seasons in different places in the world. I always thought about it as of a fact that I mislearned but it turned out to be true about a year ago. I'm 23.
I love that we have the long school holidays, daylight savings and Christmas in summer.
Okay! Now I feel dumb! I'm today years old upon realizing that Aussies celebrate Christmas in December. For some reason I was thinking you guys would celebrate Christmas in July so it would be Winter. GAHHH DUMB
Load More Replies...My son about fell out of his chair when I told him it snowed in New Zealand in July. He's like "But what about Santa during Christmas?" I said "Santa switches to a Speed Boat pulled by 8 tiny dolphins south of the Equator"
Plus, they’re opposite south of the equator. Like Australians celebrate Christmas during their summer.
I'm guessing all those snowy Christmas cards are not a thing in Australia, then!
Tee Witt living up to your name? Just because you grew up with winter Christmas's does not make them 'normal' for everyone. As far as we are concerned Christmas in summer is 'the norm'.
My dad came bounding out of the bathroom to excitedly tell me that if the shower isn't hot enough then you can turn down the cold tap instead of turning the hot tap on more. He must've been 50 when that revelation struck.
One that is on a mixer tap in the bath, with an extra tap to switch between going through the shower or the faucet into the bath
Load More Replies...I was 34 before I realized that The Beatles spell their name Beatles, because it has the word Beat in it. I never really considered it before, just kind of thought it was a funny way to spell beetles...
They called themselves The Beatles as a homage to Buddy Holly's backing group The Crickets. John re spelt the word Beetles to Beatles as a play on words.
I recently attended a meeting about honey bee pests, small hive beetles. He accidentally spelled it Beatles. So my wife and I had a chuckle every time a slide came mentioning them.
I was in a spelling bee in middle school and was asked to spell the word "beetle"...I'm a huge fan of music and without thinking I just spelled it B-E-A-T-L-E. 🤷
Even weirder is, apparently an old movie with a biker gang called the Beatles was the inspiration for the band's name. They took it because it had the word "beat" in it.
One of my mate realized when he was 17 that hard boiled eggs were not a different "variety" of eggs. He just assumed hens could make both kinds somehow...
Well, it would definitely be Handy if they'd come straight out of the chicken boiled sometimes.
I've known multiple people that thought the sun and the moon were the same thing, one was 20, the other 18.
My ex wife did not know helicopters could hover until around age 23. She saw a copter over a scene in San Diego and asked me "how is that helicopter just floating in one spot??" I was like "wut?"
It's an understandable thing to not get how helicopters work! The physics behind it are very different from fixed-wing flight, after all, and basically exclusive to human-designed machines to boot (never heard of any species that flies the way a helicopter does!). Also, it's not uncommon for helicopters to just fly past in many areas without stopping to hover, so you can easily never actually see one do that!
Let her see a Harrier or other more modern version of a vertical take off and landing jet
I didn't know that dusters were used for cleaning dust off furniture until I was in middle school. When I misbehaved, my mother would beat me with a duster so I assumed its only purpose was to be a beating stick. I figured the fuzzy part of it was to provide comfort for my mother's hand as she hit me.
I’m with ya man. I thought my moms nails were red so when she clawed me you couldn’t see the blood. My neck, arms and shoulders always had some gouges from her gripping hard and talking through her teeth. Angry person. Funny we don’t know it’s abuse until someone points it out.
To us Hongkongers borned in the 80s, feather duster and cane rod were the most common "disciplinary tools" used by parents. Almost every friend of mine in my childhood had one of those at home, just for physical punishment. The second comes ruler, the third may be hanger.
Feather dusters were never used for anything except for beating us kids when we were young. We even got to choose the size. The smaller diameter ones hurt more.
That's another level of terrible. My parents used a belt, generally. I remember going shopping for a belt for my dad. I kept trying to persuade my mother to get one I thought wouldn't hurt as much. Thankfully, they don't spank any of us anymore, unless we do something really serious and are under the age of 13.
Load More Replies...Idk about you but physical punishment is very common in some cultures. Its not right, but it exists.
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I thought the term "prima donna" was "pre-Madonna." I always wondered what happened before her that would demand a new term. A friend also asked me why Ellen was named Ellen "The Generous." He said "I get that she is generous, but she isn't that noteworthy. It's not like she's Alexander the Great or something."
Literally “first lady“ in Italian. She was the best and most important singer in an opera company and got all the big roles.
Load More Replies...I thought that Dalmatians were a hoax-a perfect pupper made by Disney to sell movies. I thought they were actually white dogs with black spots painted on. I just saw found out last summer.. I'm 19
My uncle took one to Cambodia when he set up a charity there. Everyone wanted to see it. He also aske me for a picture of my elderly dog wearing the coat I made for her. He was a Jack Russell x Whippet and didn't like the cold. This was 2001. Lom Orng is the charity name.
I referred to my forehead as a "forkhead" until maybe grade 1 or 2. In other words, until kids laughed at me for being dumb. I confronted my mom about it a few years ago, and she said "I wanted to correct you, but it was just so funny and cute."
I understand. My son is 7 now and he still calls lobsters 'Lompsters' I can't make myself correct him. It's his last word mistake because he can read now. We don't eat lobsters, we just like them.
I want the word lobster changed to lombster. It is a better word.
Load More Replies...Geez..for the sake of your kids getting bullied and made to feel stupid....PLEASE teach your kids the correct way to say things..no matter how "cute" it is to you... It's not cute when your kid is teased and made to feel dumb!!
So many cute words from my son when he was little - Tawby (strawberry), Rarby (Raspberry), Poon (spoon) and Dunderdees (dungarees) are my favorites :)
My little sister said "poon" too and it was soooooo cute.
Load More Replies...A co-worker was helping me move something outdoors and he suddenly is staring at the sky bewildered. I asked if he was ok and, I s**t you not, he says "Whoa! I can see the moon....and it's day." He's 24 and I had no idea how to respond to that.
Got a guy to look up at the clouds. Asked which way they were going. He pointed. What about the other ones? Blew his mind that there were clouds at different levels going in 3 different directions. Then I asked if he could feel a breeze on his skin. Yet another direction. Freaked him out before by showing him a multicoloured cockerel. He thought they only existed in kids books
Omg.my daughter was 5 when she ask me why we can see the moon when IT s day
That the word "teenager" comes from the "teen" in the numbers "thirteen to nineteen". Maybe I'm a moron, I don't know, but I'd never made that connection before. I found out when I asked my friend, aged twenty, "when do you stop being a teenager?". You will not guess what his reaction was.
It wasn't until 1944 that the term "teenager" started being used. Unsurprisingly, it was created for marketing purposes, to target a brand new group of people. https://boundlesstheatre.org.uk/we-are-boundless/the-origin-of-the-teenager/#:~:text=During%201944%2C%20Americans%20started%20to,the%20spending%20power%20of%20adolescents.
Really? In my family we make it a point to say "you aren't a teenager until there is a "teen" in your age" whenever someone gets too big for their britches.
Load More Replies...Actually...it comes from the German numbering system. After 11, the numbers are stated as 2-10, 3-10 (Thirteen or three ten)..when you get to higher numbers...it's 1 and 20, 2 and 20, 3 and 20.... So Nuen und Nuenzig Luftballons is 9 and 90 balloons (no red in there since Red in German is Rot.)
My German isn't very good but isn't 12 zwölf? After that it does follow the logic of three-ten (dreizehn), four-ten (vierzehn) etc. And 99 is neun und neunzig.
Load More Replies...The Domino's logo is not two dice.
It consists of two parts, the upper part is a red domino with three dots, and the lower part is a blue domino with the name of the restaurant. The dominos are placed horizontally one above the other. The Domino has three dots because they symbolise the three restaurants where it all started. Got that from google
It *is* a domino (or perhaps two, as Beta says)
Load More Replies...Well, considering it's made with flour, eggs, milk, tomato sauce, spices, cheese, and various vegetables and meats toppings, it is actually food..not that this has ANYTHING to do with that though. It's about a logo
Load More Replies...That your body creates more blood and your not just left with 8 pints for life. Discovered when I asked why she hadn't died after all the periods she has :/
One of my brothers was in an accident and my parents asked two of the other boys to donate blood for his surgery. The youngest of the two who were asked, he was 10, thought that our parents were asking him to give ALL his blood to his brother. He was like, "Why do mom and dad want me to die?" Our aunt explained it to him.
For the time he believed it, it must have been devastating. I hope he got lots of hugs after.
Load More Replies...Just like your body creates more hair, and more skin, and more finger/toe nails... How can you actually not get this???
That my mom didn't actually take my dog to go live on a farm.
When I was about 4 or so, I had this little white maltese dog. My mom and gran told me that he couldn't grow big because we live in a little flat, so we should give him to friends of ours who lived on a farm so that he would have more space and could grow big. We even visited them once to see "my dog" all grown up, big fluffy white thing, so I do admire the effort they put into this story.
My mum had a dog when she was young, and her mother got fed up with it pooping everywhere, so they took her to the pound. They told my mum that she ran away, and my poor mum sat in the yard crying and calling the dog for hours.
My folks told me this, and for years I assumed that dog boy was dead, but actually they literally had taken him to a farm.
I was 23 when it came to my attention that an engagement ring and a wedding band are two separate things :| isn't one expensive symbol of uniformity enough?!
This is rather country/region specific though. In Hungary (and I believe in may other European countries) we don't traditionally have such a thing as an engagement ring. No kneeling either. The guy just pops the question while not holding up any kind of fancy ring box, it's literally just a question. Then they go and together they chose their wedding bands and start wearing them on one hand while they are engaged, then they put them on their other hand when they actually get married.
I always wondered what you do with the engagement ring once you're married. Still don't know 🤷♀️
My rings came as a set. Engagement ring was the showpiece and then the wedding ring nested up with it.
Load More Replies...A popular scam for morons and the company that ruined the sanctity of marriage still exists
Who said they have to be expensive? Engagement rings tend to be more flashy, and wedding rings tend to be just plain bands which makes them practical for every day wearing. You also forgot "promise rings" which are a (ridiculous) modern development.
That "www." means world wide web. Yeah not too proud about that one.
if i remember correctly the news explained this fact in germany in the 90s when the web became more popular. like "a lot of young people are using this new technologie: the internet or also called world wide web or short www" but it took me waaaay to long to realize that english speaking people call it "double-u double-u double-u" and not "weh weh weh (like vvv)"
Well depending on the site, it can mean "well weird web" or simply "What why, why!" also worth mentioning that the www is actually a sub domain of the main domain. Many sites use things like admin.site.com or mail.site.com not all are accessible on http(s) though.
That's too much of a mouthful! When are we going to start calling it dub-dub-dub or 3dub?
It's not even necessary now, you don't need to type it into the address bar so there's no need to say it either.
Load More Replies...That it's called a pony tail because it looks like a horse's tail
Na, it's called that because you get a good kicking if you mess around with it.
Ha! I’ve never had that privilege! Everybody loves playing with my hair! It’s a thing ! By the way our cats are kind of twins!
Load More Replies...But pigtails don't look anything like pig's tails, how do we explain that one?
Pigtails were often worn in ringlets, hence the name.
Load More Replies...It's called a pony tail because it looks like a pony tail. Not a horses tail. Lol
Its called a pony tail because if you lift it up there is a horses a*re underneath .. jk
Na, it's called that because you get a good kicking if you mess around with it.
Load More Replies...I didn't realize that Mike Meyers plays both Austin Powers and Dr Evil till the third Austin Powers movie came out
My friend thought cows had to die to produce milk. She didn't realize until 8th grade when she decided to go vegetarian and her mom told her she could still drink milk.
The male calves get taken straight away to be killed on most farms. There is no profit in keeping them
Actually, some animals do die producing milk. They're called the calves....
That the tag inside clothes is always on the left. My wife gave me this gem when I was dressing our third child. She must have loved watching me dress the other two.
WTH are you talking about? Which tag? And why is it important that it is always to the left? Or can you not tell if the clothes are on inside out if you don't know where the tag is?
I can't speak about the rest of the world. But I'm wearing a shirt where the manufacturer and size are on the back of my neck. The washing instructions tag is on the left inside of the shirt.
Load More Replies...Colombo and the Maidenform panties that solved a murder. The killer put them on with the label on the wrong side
Not true unless your wife is buying only store-brand clothes from the same store. All my pants, dresses, skirts, jackets, all have labels in different places. Sorry, your Mrs. is wrong on this one.
When I was 21 I realized that the numbers on the toaster are actually minutes. Not toaster crispyness settings.
In cheap toasters the numbers mean nothing. Certainly not minutes or crispness.
Even more expensive ones. It does say something about crispness of course.
Load More Replies...Not sure that is 100% true, I have a reasonably good toaster and setting 3 takes 2 min 30 secs, setting 4 takes 4 mins 20.. yeah I timed it.
They are definitely not minutes, they are arbitrary "toastedness" settings
I timed our old one a few times and the numbers are very much not minutes. I always thought they were.
That you can use a toilet brush to clean the bottom of the bowl. You don't need disposable rubber gloves and a sponge to scrub it with....
I didn't realize you were supposed to chew sunflower seeds to get the seed inside... I thought you just ate the black seeds whole...
That there is more than one whale called Shamu. I was in my mid-twenties, had just moved to Texas, and a Seaworld commercial came on. I mentioned how surprised I was that they shipped Shamu all the way across the country just to make appearances here. My wife and mother in law still won't let me live it down.
I know. If circus animals are banned, why not performing sea creatures too?
Load More Replies...The original one was caught in Shamu hence why it was named that. Didnt know they named a bunch Shamu though.
Just a couple years ago it dawned on me that Eminem = Marshall Mathers = M. M. = M&M = Eminem
See, and I thought it was because he was chocolate on the inside. (Only joking.)
Load More Replies...I wondered as a kid why we couldn't just print more money and make everyone millionaires. Appreciate my mum trying to explain inflation to a 5 year old.
And I’m sure you’re smart as hell now. The main thing I’ve taught my kids is be curious. If you’re curious your whole life you never stop learning.
Load More Replies...I was like 35 when I realized the reason why police dogs are called K-9 is that they are canine. English is not my first language, but still, I am not proud of that one.
Ask a person from Q8 what they think about that ...
Load More Replies...When I was little my older cousin told me that clouds don't move, they look like they're moving because earth is rotating. Also I asked my gran why they don't show other countries on the weather forecast on TV and she said it's because other countries don't have TVs. I believed both for many years until I went to school and was laughed at when I shared my "valuable knowledge". Don't lie to your kids when they ask questions just because you think it's easier than explaining the real answer.
In kindergarten I asked my Father how islands stay in the same place without floating away. He said “giant bolts” My first grade teacher thought I was crazy when I was telling other kids this.
Ok, I'll tell one on myself. In my early 20's (1974-ish), I'd just gone on the road with a disco band and one of our first gigs was playing a rather nice hotel club in Texas. Back in the day we got half off hotel restaurant food, so I was in the main dining room before work one night with another band member and wanting to sound like a well-traveled man of the world, I ordered the chicken... medium-rare. The waiter politely informed me that chicken wasn't generally served rare before taking my order.
When I was very little, at the start of Star Trek "Space, the final frontier" - Wo has a front ear? Why is it the last one? Is it something to do with Mr Spocks pointy ears?
My fiance, 27, believed until last year that butter was made from corn instead of milk. I'll annoy him with this little mistake for all eternity.
If it is European butter then it is milk. If it is American then you never know. Americans are substituting everything with corn, pretty sure there is a brand of butter which contains corn in it just because they can ^^
Load More Replies...Just a couple years ago it dawned on me that Eminem = Marshall Mathers = M. M. = M&M = Eminem
See, and I thought it was because he was chocolate on the inside. (Only joking.)
Load More Replies...I wondered as a kid why we couldn't just print more money and make everyone millionaires. Appreciate my mum trying to explain inflation to a 5 year old.
And I’m sure you’re smart as hell now. The main thing I’ve taught my kids is be curious. If you’re curious your whole life you never stop learning.
Load More Replies...I was like 35 when I realized the reason why police dogs are called K-9 is that they are canine. English is not my first language, but still, I am not proud of that one.
Ask a person from Q8 what they think about that ...
Load More Replies...When I was little my older cousin told me that clouds don't move, they look like they're moving because earth is rotating. Also I asked my gran why they don't show other countries on the weather forecast on TV and she said it's because other countries don't have TVs. I believed both for many years until I went to school and was laughed at when I shared my "valuable knowledge". Don't lie to your kids when they ask questions just because you think it's easier than explaining the real answer.
In kindergarten I asked my Father how islands stay in the same place without floating away. He said “giant bolts” My first grade teacher thought I was crazy when I was telling other kids this.
Ok, I'll tell one on myself. In my early 20's (1974-ish), I'd just gone on the road with a disco band and one of our first gigs was playing a rather nice hotel club in Texas. Back in the day we got half off hotel restaurant food, so I was in the main dining room before work one night with another band member and wanting to sound like a well-traveled man of the world, I ordered the chicken... medium-rare. The waiter politely informed me that chicken wasn't generally served rare before taking my order.
When I was very little, at the start of Star Trek "Space, the final frontier" - Wo has a front ear? Why is it the last one? Is it something to do with Mr Spocks pointy ears?
My fiance, 27, believed until last year that butter was made from corn instead of milk. I'll annoy him with this little mistake for all eternity.
If it is European butter then it is milk. If it is American then you never know. Americans are substituting everything with corn, pretty sure there is a brand of butter which contains corn in it just because they can ^^
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