30 Things That Are Cool When You’re A Kid But Are Very Much The Opposite When You’re An Adult
What makes us give other people credit evolves as we get older. Thankfully.
But to really drive this point home, let's take a look at a Reddit post by user Jelz where they asked everyone to share all the things that make you cool in school but have the opposite effect in adult life.
Like buying alcohol for kids. Or playing with Beyblades and carrying around a giant arena for them at all times. Or just scroll down and check out the rest of the replies!
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It didn't make me cool, but an old friend of mine (we're no longer friends) was far cooler than me. Why? Because he didn't care about grades, was openly hostile to authority, smoked weed all the time, had a criminal record, and generally just had that "I don't give a f**k, I'm a badass" confidence.
That's cool in high school. Nowadays, though, that guy is thought of as being very uncool. Why? Because not caring about your job performance (the adult equivalent of not caring about grades), being openly hostile to authority (such as your supervisors, or the cops), spending most of your waking life stoned, having a criminal record, and somehow still thinking you're a badass definitely isn't cool in adulthood.
Did you not read all of it? They literally said the latter isn't cool anymore... Because it's not if you're an adult.. something you're clearly not.
Load More Replies...Laugh at me all you want but he wasn't 'cool' doing things you mentioned even as a child.
Near the end of the school year once, the coolest kid stood up after the nerdiest kid got off the bus. He told us, "Do you know why you're always picking on that guy? Because you call him cruel names now, but in ten years the only things you are going to be able to call him are 'Sir', or 'boss' or 'Mr. F.......'" I never saw a single speech that had a longer lasting effect, even after the cool kid and the nerd graduated, people on that bus were a little nicer. (I talked to the nerdy kid about 20 years later, and he said that the very same cool kid had teased him a lot when they were younger. I guess he grew out of it and wanted to share his wisdom.)
Down vote all you want, but I have sympathy for the "cool" kid, here. Op never mentioned him being a bully, and op is the one calling him "cool," as a passive aggressive character judgement. Issuing unsolicited labels and stereotypes isn't really very cool either. Sure, I'm taking this a little personally. I am now, and was as a teen, a recreational marijuana enthusiast, who despises authority, dresses to make myself happy and won't work for a boss. Guess what? My life is awesome as an adult, my family is happy and healthy and my clients are many of those "rule abiding" types and we are all cool with each other.
I disagree with most of this statement. However I will say. In my eyes people who don't care about doing their job well are less than human
You mean he wasn't a mindless drone for the system, simping for grades and cookies from management, while thinking cops deserve respect? Sounds like this guy posting should have smoked *more* weed.
I was the opposite. I followed all of the rules through childhood and as I got older I realized my elders were completely clueless and that most humans are incompetent, useless creatures and our society takes a large amount of dishonesty with ourselves and each other just to function. I no longer have respect for any humans and I feel as if I'm surrounded by creatures who refuse to evolve.
You were really cool if you were missing a tooth in school. If you’re missing a tooth in adulthood you just look like a crackhead.
Well, it is expected to be missing teeth as a kid, since they get changed. As an adult, a missing tooth is an indicator of illness or trauma.
or they simply cannot afford dental care.😕
Load More Replies...All my life I've been pre-judged as a junkie based on my teeth alone. It's genetic in my case, & dental work is NOT cheap or guaranteed to fit properly.
As someone who's getting their teeth replaced it's extremely embarrassing because I know some people (probably strangers) look at me like I'm a crackhead but I'm not, the women in my family just have bad teeth we have to replace in our late 20's-mid 30s.
It is the same with me. I have bad teeth, and have a hole where a molar should be. I had to have it removed because an abcess destroyed it. I am embarrassed to speak or smile because of it.
Load More Replies...I don't know anyone in the U.S. who isn't missing a few teeth, myself included. We don't always have the money for them. Or crack. Maybe be less judgy.
I teach elementary school, and the high fives and congratulations kids give each other for losing a tooth is hilarious. 😂
I’m having a tooth pulled next month, and you’ve given me an idea. I think I’ll insist on high fives and congratulations too! Why not :)
Load More Replies...That or you are a senior citizen (former hockey player) that bit into something hard, and waiting on the new implant.
All crackheads don't lose their teeth that is a stereotype people that don't brush their teeth and floss lose their teeth. People who use crack and brush their teeth and floss which some of them do. That's another stereotype that they don't. Those are the people who lose their teeth. And I hope you lose all of your teeth. For making fun of such a deadly addiction. You suck
Well, if the US had proper health/dental care - people could go to the dentist every 6 months and never have problems. I work a full time job and do artwork on the side and have not been to a dentist in 11 years because I have no insurance - and to be seen you have to have X rays, etc to the tune of around $800. I will pay my Vet that much - but I don't have it for me.
In 3rd grade I broke my arm and got a glow in the dark cast, I also had glow in the dark shoes, I think it was the most my peers have ever liked me in my life.
Even as an adult, I'd totally go for a glow in the dark cast!
I had surgery on left wrist as an adult and got the glow-in-the dark cast. When I broke my right wrist last year I was really disappointed glow-in-the-dark wasn't available.
Load More Replies...Idk if they do it differently now, but having a cast on for a couple of weeks would start to stink badly. I guess it was a build up of dead skin and bacteria. Yuck!
Load More Replies...Light up shoes in elementary school. 30 years later, I own a pair and rock them. My 16 year old is embarrassed but my 8 year old thinks it awesome we have matching shoes!
Bragging about sex. Did it highschool, friends thought I was cool. Did it as an adult, everyone thought it was gross and my dad threw the family cat at me
it's an expression (throwing the cat) that his dad thought it was a really stupid, idiotic comment and made a fuss about it. hopefully they didn't mean the actual cat, lol
Load More Replies...Wondering if the bragging was derogatory to the partners. Could have been dad was putting OP in their place over being misogynistic/pig headed. At first I thought a woman had posted this, and after dealing with many traumatic body shamings of friends by their parents was ready to back OP, but I've never known a woman to brag about sex in front of their parents...Also hoping threw the cat is a phrase and not being said literally here.
it's an expression (i hope) throwing cat - imaginary cat to throw at people who are stupid/make stupid comments.
Load More Replies...That little finger, in the picture, tho. Is it just me, or does it look.... wrong?
Some of the kids used to brag about having "done it", knowing a bit more myself, I knew they were ignorant lying idiots.
In today's culture we have adults the want to brag about sex to kindergarteners. I miss the days when no one wanted to know what you did in the bedroom.
Laughing at weird people.
Socially awkward people often make good friends and are very warmhearted.
when I was young, I said to my grandpa that I was sad because I didn't have a lot of friends...he said "Would you rather have a dollar or a hundred pennies?" That has stuck with me ever since.
Load More Replies...Children laughing at "weird" people - how is that cool? It's just bad manners and failed parenting.
The misfits and socially awkward tribe I had in high school all grew up to be successful creative people that I''m still friends with to this day (I graduated in '86!) The whole popular crowd that teased us relentlessly all married each other and peaked in high school lol
Part of why Im too scared to go to high school reunions; I was such an outcast and I know I won't be able to handle it if the popular/ rich/ mean girl cliques even look in my direction and laugh.
That was never cool. Always have been and always will be a douchbag move
If you're still weird as An adult, congrats! Don't throw that away in this boring life!
I was cool because I had a DSi in fifth grade. I would flex on my friends by drawing pictures in rainbow on pictochat. I have a nintendo switch now. No gf, no friends, and no rainbow drawings. :(
Don't blame the games for no gf. I'm married and put in at least 50 hrs a week gaming (the kids wish they were as good as me hahaha)
If you have enough financial security to own a game that costs a couple hundred dollars you should be considered cool because that indicates financial security
Those things, Gameboys or Nintendo DS are still cool. It's just not enough to get friends.
I agree. I have never seen a company that is so hostile towards its fans and supporters. For those that don't keep up with Nintendo's shenanigans, they sue to take down fan made content and creators.
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I did 1000 bounces on a pogo stick when I was 12. As a 33 year old today, people would probably be concerned for my mental health.
They might be concerned for your mental health, but would they be able to be concerned about your physical health?
Right? If only I had the stamina for that. I'd start exercising TODAY if I could find a pogo stick that handles my weight.
Load More Replies...If I did that now I wouldn't be able to walk for a week from the knee and back pain
Never tried it ever in my life. I have only seen it on tv.
Load More Replies...I think they would be very jealous of your physical health if you still could do 1000 bounces!
Burping really loud in the cafeteria. Kids from other classes knew my name because of that. I haven't tried that in the office, and I don't think I'm going go.
It was also cool if you could keep the burp going and recite the alphabet at the same time.I have no idea how those kids did it and whether or not it could carry into adulthood.
Somehow my daughter has taught herself to do that! The grandpas are thoroughly impressed, the grandmas are horrified lol
Load More Replies...People are lucky they don't deal with the pains that come with gas being trapped in stomach or gut, it really hurts when it can't come out. I've had severe gut pain in the past due to it or felt like throwing up cause it was making my stomach quesy.
I knew a gal that could make loud, realistic wild animal sounds as if you were at a safari park in Africa. Could be embarrassing, but the sounds were so believable.
I used to be able to burp "AlibabaUndDieSiebenVierzigEinHalbRäuberDerDynastieChinas" in one go. Was school famous for that.
Did that at girls camp. Had a few ewwws and one really loud awesome. In public I try not to, up in the woods I don't care who hears, of course after having IBS and rarely having soda even that is pretty rare any more.
My sister can do that and in our 30s im still impressed and slightly jealous :D she used to belch when we walked into a store together then act like i did it, one little girl reacted like "ew, mom, was that a girl?" Embarrassing but the reaction was hilarious
When I was eight or nine I found a huge stack of p**n mags in a paper recycling container. I had them hidden away in the woods close to school and would bring friends there to look at them during recess. Imagining adults doing this gave me a chuckle 😆.
You don't need magazines to view nudes anymore, it's now everywhere...and being so common has become far less appealing.
Ummmmm......except grown a*s males do this weird a*s s**t all the time. I worked at this pub and the old men were always bringing their Playboy's in to swap around.
I did something similar. I had brothers who were 10+ years older than me(I am a girl) when I was like 11 I found a bunch of playboys in the recycling and I took them and sold them to the neighborhood boys for 5/10$ each.. I made a whopping 100$ in one day and this was 2001 so that was a lot of money. Our local store still had penny candy.. candy for a penny like a gummy worm for a penny.. I was living on a sugar high for like a week...oh I got in trouble btw my mom and mamaw found out and made me go pick a switch...it was worth it 😁
Being the "class clown" in any sort of instructional setting. It's funny when you're a kid but seen as obnoxious and attention-seeking when you're an adult
Probably because when you're an adult you want peace and quiet, no distractions like an obnoxious clown but when you're a child you're bored in school and the class clown brightens the mood
How about we normalize just being yourself... You know ADHD exists right?
Load More Replies...It's still nice to have somebody who makes witty observations and keeps the mood light. Constantly trying to cause disruption for a laugh is out, of course.
"Get honking" is my new favourite thing to say to and about anything! "Let's get busy honking people!". "Get busy livin', or get busy honkin'".
Load More Replies...To be the class clown at thirteen, you only need to be disruptively random. At thirty, you better be actually funny. I solved the class clown transition challenge by becoming the teacher. My students seemed to understand that the job of Class Clown had been filled.
Idk I wouldn't mind working with someone who had a sense of humor and is easy to get along with. Makes for a better work day as long as it's not hurting job performance.
I ran into the class clown 20 years after high school. He's an officer in the Army!
It's only seen as obnoxious at any age when done poorly. This could mean horrible timing or trying excessively/always interrupting.
Owning an absurd amount of Pokemon cards.
IDK what more a woman would want than a raquaza EX.
Some of those cards are worth thousands as collectibles - it’s like collecting baseball cards so I don’t have an issue with it.
Yeah! Im going to digress a little but nothing is a problem unless you make it a problem, this applies to religion, hobbies, and food choices.
Load More Replies...A friend has approximately $500,000 worth of Pokemon cards. Good collection is only 2000 cards. He's sold 16 cards for over 60,000. Do not knock Pokemon.
Just sayin'. Next card game that comes out Imma gonna buy some to collect, even pay $100's for one card and just sit on it, wait for it to get more valuable.
Load More Replies...Hey what's wrong with being 14 and owning a little over 750 pokemon cards
I love my Pokémon cards. It’s also a bonding moment with my daughter, getting new cards and opening them.
You know, there's a board-like game that you can play with the cards. It's really fun, I think you and your daughter would like it :)
Load More Replies...I think ih you are a passionate +40 year old collector with perfect collection it's still considered as a cool thing
Rather have a dude who likes Pokémon cards than one who likes to go to strip clubs!
Well I'm in high school with a gigantic binder of Pokemon cards and I'm definitely still into those. Some of them are worth a ton of money nowadays and their worth will probably just rise over the years. Besides, they can be interesting and I like to reorganize them all the time because it's oddly relaxing to me.
I was voted "Most Likely to be Out of Dress Code" in high school, because I was always getting detention for breaking dress code. It was a pretty cool honor to have for a senior superlative, because it was about as rebellious as you could get at a Jesuit high school.
As an adult that would just get me fired if I was constantly breaking the dress code of a place that had one.
Eh, I think it depends. A lot are pure nonsense. But others are pretty logical, like no, you don't get to wear a T-shirt with a racist (or sexist or homophobic) slogan on it. You can't show up to work (at most jobs) naked. Certain clothes aren't right for certain offices (bikinis at almost all of them, but certain other clothes in more formal positions). I feel like some are created because someone likes to micromanage. But some are similar to that sign that asks people not to poo on the rocks. HR really, really wishes they didn't have to say "No, you really can't wear your Nazi armband to work", but this is the world we live in...
Load More Replies...There's also often an unofficial dress code as an adult. Even when there's not a published rule with a codified consequence, there are still consequences to flouting expectations. There's not really a dress code where I work. You need to wear clothes that aren't offensive and not stink. I could totally come in to work in a pair of ratty sweatpants or my pajamas, messy hair, and I'm not in violation. However, it will negatively impact how my coworkers see me. I am not getting promoted like that. I look like I don't care. Whether it's at work, or socially, your clothing and grooming are part of your interaction with people. Unfortunately, at least here in the US, the dress codes are so strict and out of touch, they're not teaching this lesson. They're more of a hammer being used to force obedience.
I think it's mostly a matter of 'we have to because 1 idiot can't be trusted' when it comes to dress codes, because in theory one isn't supposed to be in public in their underwear, yet "people of walmart" has evidence that even laws regarding indecent exposure won't stop that. So the need for a written code becomes vital to allow them to enforce as needed but because there's always that one guy who "it just says I have to wear pants, doesn't say on my legs" it has to have something dumbly specific. Granted on the point of being too strict and out of touch you're absolutely right.
Load More Replies...First professional gig, wore red socks from time to time, boss said they were not professional, now i'm a director for a pretty large interest - today wearing shorts and, yeah, red socks. But there are limits...I'm not dressed all in red for example.
I got in trouble for breaking dress code. Didn't have a lot of money and my grandmother would alter my grandfather's old button ups into blouses. Because she took the sleeves off, as well as taking them in, adding darts, etc. My shoulders would partly show and I had one teacher who sent me out of class every time I wore one. I was proud of those shirts. My granny was an awesome seamstress. And so I would get my shoulders measured and they would see if they could see my bra straps and they would send me back. Not sure why I had a hard time in that class. /s
Back in the 1990s when I was a bank teller we had a strict dresscode. Business attire was required. Dress pants or skirt and a button up blouse or nice sweater. No cleavage.No vests or sleeveless tops unless worn over a shirt or under a shirt or sweater. Dress shoes.Pantyhose if legs were exposed. Modest jewelry was OK. Appropriate hairstyles were a must as well. No non-natural color dyes, no spiky hair, etc. I mostly wore dress pants or skirts with a button up blouse. Sometimes I'd wear a suit jacket or sweater. I usually wore black leather dressy boots. I liked long skirts or pants so I didn't have to wear pantyhose. Now I'm disabled and not working but I do miss dressing up every day. Edited to fix punctuation and to add a sentence for more info.
I think that schools should have a basic uniform dress code and the items should be available at a reasonable price from the school and nearby stores ( eg black pants or regular jeans, plain polo or tshirt in school colours). It's parents less likely parents will have to spend big bucks on back to school wardrobes and kids will be teased about not being trendy.
I just moved and found so many clothes that I never wear just 'cause I had to get awful "office" clothes for a while. I never held a customer facing job but I couldn't wear most of my normal clothes no matter how dressy they were. Ridiculous!
At the Jesuit high school I went to in the 60's, you could ignore the dress code by paying a fine. So there was essentially no dress code for the rich kids and a strictly enforced one for everybody else. (Guess how much I've given them as an alum.)
Bragging about what your parents got you. New clothes, new toys, car, etc. Making kids jealous with the latest stuff If you're an adult and bragging about still being dependent on your parents...definitely uncool haha
Except bargain bragging. When people tell me how much they like something of mine, I love to tell them how cheap I got it for or the story of how I found it about to be thrown away somewhere and I saved/upcycled it
Load More Replies...Considering this economy, it looks way better to not be thousands in debt just trying to survive.
I have a friend (kind of a *distant* friend now) who LOVES to brag about her house, her second “boat” house (that is only 5 miles from their main house), the convertible her husband bought her for her birthday, and her vacations (that she takes monthly)that she posts about that she *desperately* needs EVERY time she goes. She is also one of those shallow people that will talk s**t about mutual women we know if they gain weight. That’s why she is a distant friend now.
UNLESS... it was that awesome air fryer/dehydrator, convection oven you parents chipped in for for your bday!! It is AWESOME! LOL
My SIL. Not only did she RUDELY flex about her new job but she tried to make everyone else feel lower than her for about 3 years. Needless to say she no longer works there and is humbled immensely.
Playing with beyblades and carrying around the giant arena for them at all times. You never know when a spin battle may ensue.
I've never played this, but we did have different types of spinning tops that we did battle with. It was pretty fun, and I'd do it again if any of my friends wanted to.
God I remember when they where made of steel. Sparks would fly whenever two hit perfectly. It was awesome!
I never understood beyblades, it's just spinning tops. Very well marketed spinning tops
It's just fun reinacting a show that you really like. Especially with a group of 5 or 6 people.
Load More Replies...I was just a hair to old for that fad when it came out. We usually had pogs.
I don’t remember beyblades too much but I remember my sister ten years younger than me was big into pogs. Man I remember those things were everywhere! Lol
I still have my cyan griffin one. Will never forget when it sliced through a full soda can. That was so cool
God I used to impress people by smoking cigs up my nose.
I do not see that going over well at all now.
And here I thought that I was the s**t for being able to blow smoke rings, lol
Started smoking when I was 12. Thought I was so cool. 23 years later realised it's not and quit. Tobacco free 14 years and counting, never looking back.
I'm confident when I say I'd have thought this was dumb even as a child.
Knowing someone that would buy alcohol for underage kids.
I remember in the 80's my friend group asking someone in the parking lot of the local liquor store to buy us alcohol and 8 out of 10 they would. Shocking to think about now.
We did that in the 80's as well. We called it shoulder tapping and someone always bought for us.
Load More Replies...I, sometimes, still get asked. However, I tell the kids, "I did the same thing when I was young; however, I can't do it because I work with special needs kids and don't want to lose my job." The kids have always been cool with that answer (like they get it). So, it makes me feel less hypocritical.
If you're old enough to die for this country you're old enough to drink
One of our friend's older brother (late 20s/early 30s) partied with us on senior prom. We used to think he was so cool without even thinking what kind of a loser adult parties with highschool kids?!
In the early 80s, my mom told my uncle (dad's brother, who was underage), that if he got a group of friends over to do lawn work, she would buy them all beer. Well, my uncle gets 4 of his buddies together, and they spend hours mowing, clearing brush, raking, everything. They finish up and mom goes to buy the beer for them. She gets a 6 pack for the five guys. I don't think they were too impressed, but she definitely made it clear that she wasn't someone to buy booze for underage kids
At my school, bragging about how drunk you got at the weekend was a thing! People would take pictures/videos if their friends who were falling about the place/passed out etc and everyone would come in on Monday and laugh about what ‘scenes’ they were. At our prom we gave out prizes like ‘most likely to...’ and we had a few drink related categories and there was just generally a vibe that if you didn’t go out every weekend and get really drunk, you were a bit of a weirdo.
Now though (I’m 25), seeing girls tripping over their heals and being so drunk they can’t open their eyes properly/talk without slurring is just embarrassing.
I've never found any pleasure in getting drunk to the point of being sick. Or doing something you'd regret when sober.
Me neither I said I was allergic to beer to help avoid peer pressure.
Load More Replies...When you're thirty you'll see those same girls and worry for their safety.
All I can say is that I'm super grateful that smartphones didn't exist in my teens and 20's!!!
When I was a teenager there was no such thing as caller ID; telephones had a dial & a long curly cord.
Load More Replies...I definitely enjoy drinking but I've never drank until I'm sick and dont understandhow people do it especiallyrepeatedly. I've had very few hangovers too because I'm a responsible drunk and I drink intermittently with water and I still maintain self awareness and dont act like a fool. And I think it's perfectly fine for people not to be into drinking; not your bag baby and I don't judge.
If you need to get drunk to have fun, you are a profoundly boring person.
This person doesn't sound like they participated with the language they used, and then modern judgment too. *pulls off mask* It was a Karen the whole time!
Used to work with a guy at Ace hardware, he was 19 or somewhere around there and he would always brag about how hard he partied, to the point of vomiting while unconscious and his "friends" would have to roll him over so he didn't choke on it....I don't understand how anyone could find that appealing
I've never been drunk and never saw the attraction of being mentally impaired. I was considered the weirdo in high school, and I have no regrets from that title.
When I was 16 I met a guy who thought it was cool to get black out drunk. Even then I didn't think it was cool.
Back in the day, Hot Wheels was the s**t. We used to bring them into elementary school, show them off, and trade them.
Anything with gold wheels was hot s**t. Anything that was a model of a real car was too. We used to just make stuff up that "boosted" the rarity of a car. Stuff like, "This one is in metallic white and only 10 were made!"
Collecting Hot Wheels now probably not so cool.
^(Although I still think they are cool.)
I don't know it's cool or not but I definitely love it.A family friend's 4 year old is crazy for these and loved it when he showed me his collection.
This is so way off! There is a MASSIVE international adult community that collects Hot Wheels and other brands such as Matchbox, Tomica, etc. Hot Wheels even has a site that just releases premium collectibles. The die-cast market has exploded in the last 15 years due to adult collectors.
I was going to say this. I worked in large retail and there was always a group of adults lined up at the doors on "Hot Wheels" day. They knew when we were going to get a new shipment of Hot Wheels and would rummage through the shipments before we would put them on the shelves.
Load More Replies...I think Hot Wheels are really cool!! A lot of my middle aged friends have toy collections. My cousin has an incredible PEZ collection. I have a massive vintage Barbie collection my mom left me.
Indeed. For girls it was Barbie. There was a woman on an episode of Hoarders that sold half of her doll collection and got close to $500,000 I think. I should’ve kept all my toys as a kid !
Load More Replies...I bought the 25th anniversary nightmare before Christmas hot wheels cars on a whim a few years ago because a store I was at had the entire set for like 2 something per car. Today they are hundreds. I don't ever collect hot wheels tbh but I know a few
Collecting Matchbox from the 50s and 60s is still cool, but pricey. A .55 cent model in 1962 in mint condition and box today could be worth $75 or so. Some places will restore old ones, but they cost even more! Great hobby in the day.
In high school I sold pages of p**nography out of a briefcase that I named "Bob".
More like Young Pervert. US Culture condones and naturalizes porn to the point where any comment against it will cause a fuss. Boys will be boys is what they say. Or refer to a teenager who pushes/sells porn as "an entrepreneur ". Pornography is misogynistic.
Load More Replies...A guy used to sell US edition vintage Playboys when I was 13. Would damn myself to get them back ( confiscated by parents) not that much for the among if fur and mustaches shown inside, but more for the articles and old ads published on them
do they even make magazines like that anymore? I thought everyone knew you could just google it.
Today nudes are everywhere and for free, not a fact I like as a parent.
Lol I used to sell my older brothers playboys to the teen/preteen boys around the neighborhood...I was like 11/12 (a girl) I always had a little side hustle... Either selling books, shoes, kool aid or playboys 🤣
Being an overall d**k, or rude to other people made people think you were cool or something. Now you're just an a** and everybody is an adult so they can see it.
Only d**ks thought rude d**cks were cool, even at a young age.
As someone who was picked on in high school for having a single mom, being a latch key kid and not being able to afford designer clothes, I never thought they were cool. They made fun of me relentlessly for wearing thrift shop clothes, and it's now ALL the rage to "go thrifting"
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Pretending to be a 1337 h4x0r by opening command prompt on a school computer, knowing a little bit of HTML and some similar trickery that may look cool until you know that it doesn't really do anything.
Figuring out that net send * wasn't blocked made for an interesting week as the network admin (and everyone else in the school) had to sort through endless pop-up windows. Best part was watching the teacher log in knowing that in an instance there would be and endless supply of "ok" button's. I learned a lot that week but nothing my teachers had intended.
Load More Replies...Fortunately, I wasn't pretending in school. Now I'm a professional programmer.
Having grown up with MS-DOS, I can actually do stuff with the command prompt... it's becoming an increasingly arcane skill :D
Its becoming less and less arcane by the year as a developer. Git, PS, Node, etc. So many tools are ditching the UI.
Load More Replies...It's most obvious when you get 'programmers' who only know HTML...
My brother actually hacked the school computer system and changed his grades.
there was a film where they tried to defuse a bomb by entering uztfkgudhdty and jt6f7ozktgl and öoul8ug7ug etc in excel
During school lunch when a kid got in trouble I started the Jerry Springer chant and the whole class started chanting "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry".
I'm almost 53 and I would find that s**t funny as hell🤣🤣 Jerry has been around FOREVER💯😂
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In High School, I knew all of the lyrics to a ton of late-90s and early 2000s club banger rap songs. I was known for this throughout my entire school, and people would always dance near me at dances to watch me flawlessly lip sync these songs. I did the rapping hand movements too, and often some of the dances from the music videos, although I was a much better lip syncer than dancer. I am and was a tiny white girl from a small rural village.
It's so embarrassing to think about now. I do occasionally get asked to do it at the weddings of classmates, but I wiggle out of it by sticking to the bar. I can't imagine the brain power I wasted on this, when I should have been focusing on my studies. Probably one of the reasons that I had to take remedial math in college. Thank God I no longer live near where I grew up, I've been hiding from memories of my high school self ever since, I was so cringe.
The good news is - cringing at what you used to do/say is a sign of growing up and becoming wiser ;)
It’s a sign of insecurity, actually. In the same vein as regret and shame - appropriate when you’ve done something truly wrong but reminiscing in cringy memories is something you only do when you’re doubting yourself. Growing up and becoming wiser comes from accepting that those cringy memories are who you are regardless of how that makes you feel. Trying to distance yourself from those memories will only make you feel less qualified - everyone has their own journey but it will truly start when you stand and face the past without shame or regret.
Load More Replies...No, no, no- that's NOTHING to be embarrassed about. That is WAY cool. That's a big talent and a lot of fun. I couldn't have done that. Own it, girl.
In 8th grade I made sure I had the HIGHEST heels out of all the girls in class. They were these clunky things from Payless. Not sure how I did anything in those considering I can’t even walk in heels as a 32 year old woman today...
Oh man I wore heels, 4.5 inch platforms, everyday almost when I was 16-17 and even wore them to work at the supermarket. These days as I'm nearing 40 I can wear if low and if I'm not standing much at all.
oh man if i even wear something that isn't black leather shoes to high school i'll get told off. i can't imagine wearing whole a*s HIGH HEELS
I mean, they do make black leather high heels, so it might be possible to get away with it I suppose. Guess it depends on the wording of the rule.
Load More Replies...I was SO jealous of girls like you in high school😁! I was 5’9”, so there was NO WAY I was going to wear high heels and be taller than everyone, including most of the guys.😆
I never could walk in high heels. Didn't wear make up unless it was for special occasions. Used to wear contacts, though after having children I found it was far easier to just sling on my glasses than worry about sticking in each separate lens with small children running around.
Heels in 8th grade? What school allowed that!? I'm 46 and even back then when there was no real dress code, they'd have sent me home if I showed up in heels lol
Me. I still love my heels but I rarely wear them. If you see me on a regular basis, I'm wearing either steel toe boots, sneakers, or slippers. I work too much to care about being stylish on my downtime.
Blasting a boombox in the hallway.
The boom box has been replaced by a cell phone, but same thing. And very annoying in a workplace.
Very annoying in every place with humans other then you and your group.
Load More Replies...I still got my boom box with my 8 track on the side. Back in the day that used to be cool to carry it around til the batteries died. Glad I got ear buds and a cellphone now.
I'll never understand people who just walk around in public with things playing from their phone speakers. Music or not. Nobody wants to listen to your stuff.
Yeah, no, there was this kid that refused to wear headphones and listened to video game music. Everyone hated that kid. It was a VERY small school. Everyone could hear it at lunch.
I used to blast my music, and I honestly thought I was bringing entertainment to everybody. I grew out of that delusion too late in life.
Me and my friends showing up to school/ events dressed the same
I've never really understood why people can be so anxious about possibly wearing the same as someone else. I once wore the same shoes as someone else at a festival (which means, out of 20.000 people) and I said to her "Nice shoes! Harhar" and the girl just threw me a death glare.
I met a guy on a festival who wore a shirt with another character from the same show I was wearing at the moment. Same color chucks and pretty similar jeans. Instant best friend for the weekend! We bought each other lots of beers that weekend, haha
Load More Replies...This is actually really interesting. Makes me wonder if it is social conditioning.
Makes me a teeny bit self conscious if it looks way better on them; otherwise I couldn't care less
Load More Replies...I'd be pretty happy if I ran into someone else wearing the same thing as me, because my fashion sense can be pretty eclectic and I'd be excited about meeting someone who likes the same clothes. We could be friends!
A girlfriend and I deliberately wore the exact same dress and jewellery when we double dated with our boyfriends. The boys were horrified, we were highly amused!
Twin-zeees! I had a job where we the other girls and I would randomly synch our outfits. It was never planned, but we loved when it happened :) Like out of nowhere everyone would be wearing green or something like that.
I love it when that happens. I generally shout "twins!" Which is even better when the person looks nothing at all like me
It's funny when you and you family each pick out your own outfits and still end up wearing the same thing. My, hubby, and little one did that not long ago, wasn't planned at all. We got a good laugh out of it.
why is that so bad? Goku and Gohan and Goten wear all the same.
Wearing sneakers with your prom tux.
I'm getting married on the 9th and we'll both be wearing custom Chucks (Converse Chuck Taylors). There's nothing wrong with it at all, but then again I wouldn't wear my running shoes or ones like shown in the picture with a suit.
I agree about the chucks. Came here to say that I still like chucks with a tux.
Load More Replies...My niece wore custom black and hot pink Converse that matched her dress to hers. It looked amazing.
Sneakers are the best! Enjoy being comfortable and staying true to yourself. I had to wear high heels to my brother in law's wedding and I hated every second
People still do that. Even at weddings and even the bride. To each their own I say. Not that I would ever do the sneaker thing with everything.
Cheating and getting away with it was rad in school but if you cheat the IRS instead of getting cool points you get jail time
I dunno, three generations of the Trump family have been cheating the IRS for a century and, so far, have got away with it.
You don't have to cheat on your taxes to get out of paying taxes if you're rich. The tax laws are written for the right and by the rich. Remember The Golden Rule - "He who has the gold sets the rule."
Load More Replies...I was the best club penguin sled racer in my 6th grade class.
It'd be really hard to consider this cool now, what with Club Penguin closing down and all.
well, I would have to say trading card games. In school: Yu-Gi-Oh Later in life: Magic The Gathering. Not s******g on MTG, its a great game, but doesnt really come off as "cool" per se
Nothing wrong with non mainstream hobbies. But apparently binge drinking after a random sports team won/lost is the golden standard...
MTG is cool for some people. Like a good chunk of the DND community likes MTG. All depends on the crowd
Yeah I've been around adult magic players and it can get pretty uncomfortably intense; definitely wasn't cool. But the calmer laid back people made it look pretty cool and fun
yeah, unfortunately like all things it's heavily dependent on the crowd. You have the people who are Certain they're going to "go pro" because yes you can in theory make a living off of mtg tournament play, in practice there are maybe a couple hundred world wide pulling that off considering the highest prize money is 300k for the yearly world championship. Those of us who see it as yknow A Game are there to enjoy and have fun.
Load More Replies...I don’t know, with D&D becoming even MORE popular now because of Stranger Things, I would think MTG would be making a huge comeback as well. I’ve never had a good enough imagination for D&D, but my 23 year old daughter plays it online twice a week with 2 different groups and LOVES it.
I worked for a 30 year old female who played dungeons and dragons while drinking wine.
lol, I played MTG when it was in its infancy and the rules were pretty much what ever you could get people to believe. We had some great times!! Got back to it as an adult and all the rules now made it not so fun and the adults playing were uncomfortably intense...I still have one of my ancient decks and dust it off every once in a while.
With MtG you are pretty much forced to buy an entirely new deck every 1-2 years, not that cool ^^;
Just make friends with people who love the old decks. The newer cards are nerfed and sad most of the time. But there are a lot of people out there who will play with the old cards instead of always buying new
Load More Replies...I'm a 33 y.o. woman who still plays yugioh and pokemon. My best deck is a fire themed burner deck staring Gren Maju De Eiza, skull lair trap card, and soul absorbtion spell card.
Idk, I had a friend who used to pay his bills playing Yu-Gi-Oh. We've lost touch now, so not sure if he still does. I can't imagine him giving it up, though.
Putting Pacman and Mario on a f**king graphing calculator. Everyone called me a genius but in adulthood ppl would say I have no life.
All you need are a TI-84 plus (or TI-84 plus CE) and some cheats!
Load More Replies...& Tetris! If I had to buy an expensive calculator for math I’ll never use (find the point on this line that isn’t a point?? what is the literal point!?) I might as well enjoy some games. Kinda want to dig out the TI84…. Oh 2004, what a time to be alive & taking high school math :P
I actually own a TI-84 PLUS CE for this exact reason
Load More Replies...Because having a life means pointless small talk, overeating and binge drinking. Yeah, that is very productive and the epitome of having a life...
I won best dressed male in senior year, my wife laughs everytime she sees the little trophy they gave me (that I kept haha).
I was the sneaker head in my school. I was that kid with the brand new retro Jordan’s and i always be getting everyone’s attentions and even girls. But, I stopped doing all of that because once you’re a adult. No one really gives a f**k. But I might go back to it again as a hobbie, for my own interest :)
Selling Weed to kids.
some form of this specific dr*g can be used in medical uses. I know many people who use it as a medicine, but I totally agree about using it illegally being wrong.
Load More Replies...Talking back to authority figures just because you can. In school you're seen as somebody who won't take it lying down, as an adult you're probably just immature.
Depends what authority you dealing with. Authority has to earn respect. That goes for teachers police or whatever. I'm over 50 and I take no s***. Happened to me in lock down. I had to go and get some meds for my mum and I had to deal with some cops on a power trip.
“There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.” - Martin Luther King Jr
going out with your arms covered in silly bandz
I remember having these as a little kid! I didn’t go to school at the time tho so I don’t remember the “going out in as many as possible” part.
I knew a kid who had hundreds of these on his arm. I had seen a horrifying report that they can mess up your skin and circulation, so I asked if he could take them off so we could see what his arm looked like. His arm was absolutely horrifying - spots of black bruises, red marks, actual open sores, etc. He gasped and said he wouldn't put them back on... but he eventually did.
in my elementary school, everyone was into My Little Pony and the whole school was divided into two groups bronies (boys) and pegasisters (girls) and there was a group of girls that the school called the original seven and one girl was at the top we will call her Trish she was pretty much in charge of anyone OC if you wanted to make your own character you had to run it by her and there were rules like your family had to be you a spouse and a child and only could have one of each so if you were a regular pony and your spouse was a unicorn then your daughter had to be pegasus and you could have a pet but had to be real and only Trish and a mystical pet a phoenix and she would also draw your character with your family and at the end of the year she drew everybody in one big portrait luckily my sister was part of the original seven so I got some bonuses so yeah overall a good time in elementary school but if i did that know i would be shamed
I think it's fake, if OP really went to elementary school they would know how to use basic punctuation.
That's... something else. I can't imagine something like that being schoolwide. I mean I know kids are impressionable, but even still, this is so "my way or the highway" I'm surprised this Trish person is even referred to in a positive light
Sounds fun honestly, sounds like you were creative friendly kids
It was perfectly fine for a senior to be dating a freshman at my high school. Now it is a lawsuit and jail time waiting to happen.
So, you're telling me it takes this where you live 5 years to complete a 3 year program? (High School is grades 10, 11 & 12 here...)
Load More Replies...I mean I'm 35 and my wife is 30... She would have been in 8th grade when I was a senior. Not an issue in adulthood.
You might have thought it was fine back then, but I can guarantee a large portion of your classmates thought it was creepy as heck a senior dating someone barely not a child.
But wait. Isn't there like a 3-4 years difference only ? Like a freshman is 18 and a senior is like 22 ? Plus, they are both adults ?
You're thinking of college or university. Freshman is 14-15, and a senior is 17-18.
Load More Replies...made a living ($6ish) by selling cardboard gears and whatnot for use in science projects. It was really easy, just buy an empty box, use up all of the parts, and sell it back for half the price ​ Now if you did that as an adult people would think you're broke as hell.
Being good at hacky-sack.
I am going to disagree with this---an adult who can hack-sack like a boss is still pretty cool to me.
Playfully messing with girls. Almost everything would be considered sexual harassment in adulthood.
Now if only we could make it uncool for kids, it would solve a lot of problems....
It was still sexual harassment back then, the girls were probably just too timid to say something.
I grew a mustache in 5th grade and a beard in 7th. I wasn't popular but I was obviously well known throughout school. I was hot s**t until halfway through highschool
I started living on my own, with my younger sister just as I turned 18. I was considered cool for having parties where people hung out at my place, BYOB, obviously. If I now tried to invite whole bunch of underage teens to drink cheap beer and to sit on my floor, I'd not only be lame. I'd also be a criminal. (Technically, it was illegal to late the underage people drink back then too, but no officer would have ever charged me since we were so close in age.)
Getting drunk in the morning.
Uhhh drugs, dude. The answer to this for me is always gonna be drugs. I did and sold lots in high school and middle school. It made me super popular and everyone had high opinions of me (pun not intended). Even the staff, because I was so friendly and could get other kids to follow me anywhere. It wasn’t just drugs that made me this popular, but I believe that if it wasn’t for always partying, the door wouldn’t have opened for me socially at my high school. In adulthood, drugs only make you cool to people who are actual trash. I still smoke too much weed, but that’s it. What I’d give for some Vyvanse though.
Making out with underage women.
When I was around 16 I had a boyfriend who was 21. This was in the mid 80's and no one thought it was odd at all back then.. I cringe now when I think about it. What was he thinking???
This was never “cool” to begin with — it’s just plain downright creepy.
Taking s**ts on the floor to make people laugh
Wait, who did this in school? I see a ton of posts about people acting like assholes and stuff like this would make you popular but my and my friends would’ve considered you idiots.
In my college, someone took a dump in the study room at the dorm. Far as I know, nobody knew who did it. Doesn't hold a candle imo to the guys who tried to sneak a goat up the stairs.
Load More Replies...Was this really a thing????? If I saw someone do that, even in elementary school, I certainly wouldn't laugh.
The boys bathroom at our school is almost always closed and when it's not you walk by and there's a terrible stench. I was good friends with a boy in middle school and he was always telling me what went on there, like one time a kid hung a piece of paper on the wall that said p**s and sh*t on the floor please signed the principal. it was pretty bad.
peeing your pants
"you ain't cool unless you pee your pants" -Billy Madison
Load More Replies...to be fair someone said "taking a sh*t on the floor" was one up above
Load More Replies...Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it on you, but only you can feel the warmth.
Some of you haven't seen Billy Madison and it shows.
I made offensive/racist jokes that were clever but bad
Has anyone else here discovered that if you get downvoted twice you get banned from the site? It's kinda lame. By way of thanking Bored Panda for their lameness, I will now post a few words. Die. Dead.
BoredPanda is one of the most hypocritical websites I’ve ever been on. They censored the word sex in an an article about gay pride and they also censored the word d**k in a sign for D**k’s Sporting Goods. Yet, they let some of the worst trolls I’ve ever seen on a website, some with more than 4000 downvotes (gooberpeas for example) still post homophobic, transphobic, and extremely racist comments. They make it next to impossible to report users like this and they don’t seem to care about their users because they never ever respond to your emails asking for hate speech or a troll removed. Yet, I’ve seen good users get suspended because trolls downvote their comments. It only takes one comment that is voted below a negative 8 to get your account suspended—I’ve simply seen people who ask a question on this site get downvoted.It’s really sad and lame. BoredPanda really needs to do better or they are going to start losing readership. Hire a moderator, BoredPanda because what you’re doing is pure censorship and that’s pitiful.
Load More Replies...What a joke of an article. Being rude to people's hobbies and bodies isn't cool in any age. Who cares if you collect Pokémon cards? There's no age limit for having fun. What a pointless and judgemental article.
A lot of these didn't sound like cool even for highschoolers but whatever
I was a really good speller when I was a kid. Nearly made it to the ESPN stuff you see. I remember thinking I was going to base my entire life on it.
Smoking cigarettes... I started smoking when I was 16. Bought my own cartons and usually was the one every one else bummed a cigarette from
Has anyone else here discovered that if you get downvoted twice you get banned from the site? It's kinda lame. By way of thanking Bored Panda for their lameness, I will now post a few words. Die. Dead.
BoredPanda is one of the most hypocritical websites I’ve ever been on. They censored the word sex in an an article about gay pride and they also censored the word d**k in a sign for D**k’s Sporting Goods. Yet, they let some of the worst trolls I’ve ever seen on a website, some with more than 4000 downvotes (gooberpeas for example) still post homophobic, transphobic, and extremely racist comments. They make it next to impossible to report users like this and they don’t seem to care about their users because they never ever respond to your emails asking for hate speech or a troll removed. Yet, I’ve seen good users get suspended because trolls downvote their comments. It only takes one comment that is voted below a negative 8 to get your account suspended—I’ve simply seen people who ask a question on this site get downvoted.It’s really sad and lame. BoredPanda really needs to do better or they are going to start losing readership. Hire a moderator, BoredPanda because what you’re doing is pure censorship and that’s pitiful.
Load More Replies...What a joke of an article. Being rude to people's hobbies and bodies isn't cool in any age. Who cares if you collect Pokémon cards? There's no age limit for having fun. What a pointless and judgemental article.
A lot of these didn't sound like cool even for highschoolers but whatever
I was a really good speller when I was a kid. Nearly made it to the ESPN stuff you see. I remember thinking I was going to base my entire life on it.
Smoking cigarettes... I started smoking when I was 16. Bought my own cartons and usually was the one every one else bummed a cigarette from
