People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers)
As kids, people tend to believe all kinds of stories, no matter how far from reality they might be. Be it their parents creating white lies seeking to safeguard them—telling them that the car won’t start unless everyone has their seatbelt on, for instance—or other people making stuff up for one reason or another, it might be a while before they learn that in fact, it was a bunch of… nonsense.
Many examples of information that individuals believed as children, but later realized to be false were shared after the redditor ‘Murky-Razzmatazz-393’ started a discussion on the topic. They asked members of the ‘Ask Reddit’ community what were the things they used to consider to be true, and many took a trip down memory lane. Scroll down to find their answers on the list below and see if you used to believe any of the same tales.
Below you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with Associate Professor at Columbia Business School, author of The Secret Life of Secrets, Michael Slepian, who was kind enough to comment on how white lies can affect people and relationships.
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Well, as a kid I loved radishes, my grandpa plantet fruit trees of our favorite fruits for each grandchild, like a Cherry tree and an Apple tree for my siblings... And a radish tree for me...It was a good tree, when in season, I got to pick a lot of radishes... Was way to old when I found out... Looking back my grandpa was just the sweetest person one could imagine, placing radishes on my tree (actually it was a Linden tree) when I came to visit.
If you work hard, study in school, and get good grades, you'll get a decent paying job and be able to have a somewhat stable lifestyle.
I do all of that and all it’s gotten me is gifted child syndrome, a fear of failure, and an anxiety disorder
Bro are you me? I guess at least my job pays decent but the housing market is to cray cray for me to buy. Unless I want to live with my dad.
Load More Replies...It worked for me. I left home one month after graduating from high school and never got any family support after that. I eventually retired at age 46 with enough money and investment income to live very comfortably for the rest of my life.
Count yourself lucky. I'm not sure what age/generation bracket you are in. But for about a good 15 to 20 years now, the majority of us cannot obtain that through no fault of our own. Whatever time you lived in and had it just a little bit easier is no longer obtainable no matter how hard we work. Because everything in the system has changed in favor of those already well off financially or only for those who are running things. I'm talking the basics of human rights and necessities have somehow become a privilege for those that are well off. Food, water, shelter, clothing, and health/dental care are not equally distributed among all humans like they should be. So to see your comment no doubt makes me happy for you and all of those that got to experience that, but makes me sad for those of us that never will
Load More Replies...It's ALL up to the person...I did all these things - now 2 divorces later...oh, wait...
Yeah.... I'm a teacher with 3 bachelors and a masters. This is one big pile of lies.
That's what I was told. It turned out to be true! I just didn't create enough safeties to retain any of that money!
That you should always stay connected with family no matter what happens. SO UNTRUE.
Just because we share DNA doesn’t mean I’m obligated to have you in my life.
The concept of family is not meaningless and shouldn't be dismissed so easily. That doesn't justify abuse, nor does it mean that you have to tolerate it. Still, if you abolish the concept of unconditional, familiar love, what happens on the day when you need it and friends aren't around? Everyone, myself included, is capable of hurtful levels of assholery.
My "adopted" family is closer to my bio family, the majority of which can go F themselves :D
Always stay connected with your family as long as you choose the connection.
Family can be people related to you by blood or adoption or people you meet with no familial relation. And sometimes DNA really stands for "do not associate", because these people are nuts. I don't really associate with some of my a$$hole relatives very much because they just want money and distance is a good idea.
“In general, when people tell white lies, they often do so to benefit the other person in some way,” Michael Slepian pointed out, making sense out of why some parents choose to tell white lies to their children.
“Whether it’s getting them to put on their seatbelt, telling them how good their drawing is, or allowing them to hold on to their youth, we often intend to protect children and protect their feelings with these kinds of white lies.”
Surveys suggest that quite a few parents have told white lies to their little ones, with some of the most popular ones—in Britain, at least—being the fact that eating carrots will help them see in the dark, that Santa knows if they’ve been bad or good, and that too much screen time can make one’s eyes square.
Ignore bullies, and they will leave you alone.
The truth is, there isn't much that can get a bully to stop other than greater numbers or greater physical strength.
This. Some people just do what they do until they are stopped in a way they can understand. For bullies, it isn't usually logical arguments.
Load More Replies...I managed to drive my bully away by pretending *I* liked *him*. Apparently if you're an ugly girl your bullies don't want to be known as being associated with you. Worked like a charm! I wonder what that AH is doing nowadays, been 20+ years.
Lmaooo that’s a good strategy I should remember that
Load More Replies...I feel sorry for today's students getting expelled or arrested for defending themselves. I only had two bullies in school (7th and 10th grades). I beat them up and they stopped bullying me. I didn't get in trouble and for the one in high school a teacher congratulated me on the side and told me the kid had it coming.
WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO AND WHY DIDN'T I TRANSFER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Load More Replies...They do it because they are a55holes and see you as an easy target. NO ONE bullies someone because they like them.
Load More Replies...I had a few "old school" bullies who were just bigger and/or meaner than me. I *could* ignore them because we had mostly different class schedules, and I never once saw them outside of school. There was no internet or social media then. Today's bullies are different: the harassment is constant, inescapable, and relentlessly cruel. And sometimes *parents* are in on it.
Thankfully, I was never told that. Although I was told that there is a fine line between putting a bully in their place and becoming a bully yourself.
My dad told me it was illegal to turn the interior/overhead lights on in the car while you or somebody else is driving LOL.
I’m pretty sure everyone’s parents had some variation of this. For mine it was that they wouldn’t be able to see and would crash
which is not a lie, that is literally the reason they tell you not to turn it on... the "its illegal, don't do it" is parents who are too lazy to explain to their kids why.
Load More Replies...In the UK you can be stopped by the police if they feel that the interior lights are distracting you. Certainly someone switching them on suddenly when driving in the dark will distract you
It is the same in the states, while driving with your interior lights on is not in and of itself illegal, you probably will get ticketed for distracted or reckless driving.
Load More Replies...It is. In my country it is illegal to cause danger in traffic. Turning on interior lights can make the outside world less visible to the driver so it can cause danger. I guess other countries have similar rules, even if the interior lights are not specifically mentioned in the law.
Every parent in the world says this! Does it come in the manual when you have a baby? ;)
My husband turned on the car interior lights while I was driving and I totally freaked out. Told him I wasnt paying the fine when we got arrested. I'm 70 and this is the first time I've heard that doing so is not illegal.
I do find it harder to see outside the vehicle when driving in the dark if interior lights are on. The illuminated interior provides more light to your pupils, therefore when you look outside they aren't dilated enough to take in more light and see in the dark, meaning it's harder to see outside. Also, the illuminated interior will sometimes reflect off your windows and windshield, also making it harder to see outside.
Having interior lights on is not illegal per se, but if you're seen by cop, you will get a ticket for distracted or reckless driving and lose some points.
Yeah, the truth is more than adequate here. If I'm going to kill my credibility in front of my kids, it needs to be better than that. Kindness? Yes. Tact? Yes. B.S.? No.
“For adults, the motivation behind the lie really matters,” Slepian continued. “If a person is lying for their own gain—lying for a selfish reason—people tend to evaluate this negatively. But if a person is telling a white lie to benefit someone else—lying for a prosocial reason—then such deception is seen as less wrong, and at times can even be evaluated positively and as showing social grace.”
That quicksand is a legitimate danger to my life.
You don't have to be 'stupid' to step in quicksand. I found some in a creek bed in some woods not far from my house. I didn't know it even existed in my area.
Load More Replies...Yes as kids everyone seemed to have a fear of quicksand and the Bermuda triangle
Yes! The Bermuda triangle! I was obsessed about the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs.
Load More Replies...A big worry as a kid was getting eaten by sharks.. We live 600 miles away from the ocean in the desert.
Well, Las Vegas is in the desert far from the ocean, but I wouldn't mess with the loan sharks there.
Load More Replies...I got stuck up to my knee in quicksand once and I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was the end of me
It isn't common in most places but it is real. I've stepped in it. And I wasn't in some exotic jungle you see in movies. I was playing in some woods a small ways from my house but the ground was very boggy and the conditions were right.
I grew up right between Lake Michigan and the Milwaukee river, so I learned about it well before I thought to be terrified of it on account of they didn't want us taking out our ankles when we were slopping around.
Load More Replies...But where I grew up, the slobs were a real problem though. Holy shite! I just realised I didn't know the English term for them!... Apparently they are call 'mudflats'... Thanks google.
There's a special dye in the pool that will turn the water purple if you pee in it.
I mean there are some places that do that, except I think it turns them green
They told us it would be pink when I was a kid at summer camp. And they were definitely lying because I tested the theory a few times. :) Although now there are several videos where people HAVE been caught peeing by a color reaction. Not sure if it's new?
You would think that they could make something like that to put in our pools. I have no doubt in my mind that it can be created. The fact that there are chemical test that change color reacting to d***s to blood and other bodily fluids. If a scientist and chemist got together, it could be accomplished. All those in favor of somehow making this a thing, Say "I"! Lol
That adults knew what they were doing.
We're all just trying to make ends meet, navigating this strange world to the best of our abilities.
Thankfully my parents told me in no uncertain terms that adults absolutely did not know what they were doing. Saved my life.
There's "knowing what you're doing" - e.g. "I'm doing the dishes" - and there's "knowing that what you're doing is no guarantee of success or happiness". I think my parents actually did have some things figured out: they both did the college-good job-buy a house thing; double income/one kid (spoiled little me!); friends outside of work; lots of hobbies (both solo and shared); able to do things alone... I on the other hand have no idea what I'm doing, and rely a lot on inertia to keep me going.
To be fair, none of the adults in my life said this they just did a good job keeping it together when everything was falling apart but they were calm, so we stayed calm.
Whether it’s white lies or something heavier, learning about a lie can feel like a betrayal, Slepian pointed out. For example, learning that Santa Claus isn’t real can really sting for some time. But, according to him, it’s an unavoidable cost of letting children believe in the magic.
“When parents have good relationships with their children, learning about these prosocial lies should not have any long-lasting harm. But when parents have less healthy relationships with their children, then these deceptions may be evaluated differently. If a lie is seen as selfish or patronizing, learning of the lie will hurt more,” the expert explained.
If you eat a watermelon seed then a watermelon will grow inside of you.
Didn't you see the Greys Anatomy episode with the pine tree growing in a lung from an inhaled seed?
I am concerned though because I swallowed an ice cube a couple of days ago and I haven't pooped it yet....
But there is a documented case of a man who had an x-ray that showed a lump in his lung that appeared to be lung cancer. When he has a biopsy done, they found a pea plant. It turned out that the man liked eating raw peas fresh from his garden. He apparently inhaled a pea and it sprouted in his lung.
Saw that. It looked like a little Groot inside him. Lol
Load More Replies...Didn't the Rugrats do an episode on this waaaayyyy back in the day? I'm 90% that was where my fear of this started.
That's because if a little kid saw a pregnant woman, instead of having "The Discussion", the kid was told the lady had swallowed a watermelon seed.
I thought it was so the kids didn't eat the seeds?
Load More Replies...I used to chomp on ice when I was a kid when it was in my drinks. I was told my veins would turn to ice.
I didn't realize I was being neglected. I didn't know anything else. I've never had friends.
This happens all the time. Just had a guy in who started drinking when he was 7 y/o tell me it wasn't his parents or grandparents fault. He lied to them and no one could control him. Dude- you were 7. CPS was called on your family twice. It absolutely is possible to know where your 7 y/o is. But he has no idea. To him it's normal. He thinks all people just lets the kids go wherever and do whatever. Mind boggling.
We all are the product of the world we've been raised in. We cannot know what we've never experienced and the way we grew up seems normal to all of us. Even questioning our environment is a learned behaviour and if you'd been brought up by abusive parents who punished you for asking questions or not doing exactly as told, you'd do exactly that. This behaviour is called learned helplessness. People who have been abused all their life don't know they've been abused until they get a chance to learn. And even then they might not be able to see it or escape.
It is a devastating feeling, believing that all the evidence points to nobody caring. Coping with that typically ends up with us (I use that word for a reason) developing destructive patterns of thinking in order to cope. We default to feeling worthless. It takes years to unlearn all that stuff. You are not to blame. See a counselor. Learn to understand the damage that being neglected has done. Trust me, it's there, and it will strain any new friendships you develop. You've taken a good first step, and given the response, there are people willing to care about you.
Yeah, people that are being abused/neglected likely don’t realize, so it’s useless for teachers to tell you to tell someone.
Religion. Especially after I was expelled from Sunday School for asking too many questions.
They put up all those billboards saying "Jesus Is The Answer" precisely because they don't want to listen to your question.
Load More Replies...Sunday school. The only thing i looked forward to was the 1 dry oatmeal cookie and bitter orange juice to wash it down. Otherwise, it was zone out time. And to this day, i have become a professional zone outer.
Had a friend who was forced to go to religious school as a child. Was told that you needed to be baptized to get into heaven. So he asked what happens to children who die before that? They DON'T go to heaven. That hardly seems fair doesn't it? Needless to say he wasn't Christian by the time I met him ;)
Oh, no. This is not how it works. You need to blindly believe. The more sheep you are, the better.
The extent to which a lie might affect the person on the receiving end really depends on the motivation behind telling said lie, Slepian told Bored Panda. “If someone lies to a close friend for selfish reasons, learning about this kind of lie will cause a harm of some kind, one in proportion with the size of the deception. But if the lie serves to protect that other person, that other person should be more understanding.”
My mom used to tell me “its says in the bible i can hit you. i am not doing anything wrong”
i dont think its humanely possible for me to believe in religions after that.
Organized religion is mankind’s biggest mistake. This is one of million reason why I despise organized religions and everything about them.
While an argument can be made that early humans needed fear/religion to start building civilization/communities and move away from survival of fittest/anarchy. But it's gone way too far. We don't need fear of some divine power in order to make our system of laws work like we used to.
Load More Replies...Luckily in my country most people know that the Bible is just a fairytale. Basing your behaviour on something your imaginary friend says is not an option. Here come the downvotes from the religious people doing exactly that.
What is this wondrous country you live in? Looking to retire somewhere sane.
Load More Replies...Nothing wrong with the concepts of God(s), but middle management in their names on Earth leave much to be desired.
I love your comment. All too often people completely disregard the existence of a higher power and focus on all the negative stuff humans do. Blaming the religion or god for the atrocities man commits. I know I'll get downvoted for sayin that. But it's true. I want to believe in a higher power that is good, kind, and better than me and the rest of us. Because there's gotta be something better than this life. We can't fully understand certain things and know for sure if there is or is not a higher power. I can admit that. I do like your take on it very much. Because you're acknowledging that it's okay to believe in something or someone. While also stating that it is us humans that are the real problem and direct cause of all the bad. problem. Thanks for that.
Load More Replies...Organized religions were a way to control larger portions of the populations.
That being nice to someone meant they would be nice to *me*.
And: when someone *is* nice to you, usually it's just because they are nice, not because they especially like you. One of the introvert's classic dilemmas. "She waved at me! It must be love!"
Don't get me started on Sea Monkeys.
I always wanted one! Advertised in Mad Magazine, soo disappointed. They’re shrimp aren’t they?
I had some that lasted 7 generations. There was even a huge majestic Grandaddy Mother Sea Monkey in there. Everyone who saw them loved them.
Need more info. What about sea monkeys? You... You didn't think they were actual monkeys, right?
No, but I expected friendly faces and crowns! False advertising, I say!
Load More Replies...I was definitely disappointed they weren't actual sea monkeys, but the teeny shrimp kept me amused for a while. Those and the "magic sand" thingies made huge impressions on me as a kid. Can't find the real name of the sand thing. EDIT: Magic Rocks! Still being made today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OK3i0ERM5U
Sea monkey and jumping beans. Anyone remember those jumping beans? Coolest thing ever.
Cars don't start if your seatbelt isn't buckled.
I then told this same lie to my children, it works a treat lol.
I just refuse to leave the driveway/parking lot until everyone has buckled their seat belts
Driver is not supposed to move the car til seatbelts are buckled...it is against the law where I live.
In Spain the driver is only responsible of passengers' seatbelts if they are minors. Once you are eighteen it's your problem, and of you are caught YOU will get a fine, not the driver.
Load More Replies...Some don't. Some just bong at you. Others, like mine, couldn't care less. There is a seatbelt symbol on the dash that comes on when you turn the key and then goes out after about 5 seconds. However, as it is the law that you must wear a seatbelt in my country (with very few exceptions), and it is the driver's responsibility to ensure that everyone is wearing theirs, then my car won't move until you put yours on, as I'm not taking the rap for you being an ar*e. ;-)
This was once true, I don't know if it has changed, but in the 1970s many cars in the US, would not start if the seatbelts weren't fastened.
The cars I remember from the '70s just had loud, constant buzzers if the car was running and the driver was unbuckled. My dad would drive a new car straight from the dealer to his local mechanic to have the buzzer disconnected
Load More Replies...Yeah... I didn't lie to the kids, I just said "This car isn't moving until all seat belts are fastened."
I would actually be a great safety feature on a vehicle. Not only that I've always wondered why vehicles go over a certain miles per hour. we all know there is a legal posted speed limit, so why not make vehicles that only go the posted speed limit? That would cut down on speeding accidents and overall make all of us safer. The only reason I could think of that would make it a no go is money. Fines and fees for tickets are outrageous. Everything always has to be about money instead of actually helping all of us silly human beings. :/ :(
Hah! I told that to my dad and he had a split second of "Wait, really....?" before he realized.
The purpose of law-making and policing is to make society more just. I now know it's actually there to unfairly enrich people who already have too much and protect them from the consequences of their greed.
And to keep us from doing anything freely. Even things that should never be against the law or punishable by law. There are so many laws that keep us down and unable to really be free and make change to help all of us out. It's actually scary when you really process it and think about it. We can be thrown in jail for walking out of a store with an apple. Because we can't afford it and we are only hungry. Really think about that. It's inhumane how we operate in this world. It's like we've been desensitized to it and don't even realize it's happening. Just sad and scary.
That’s called theft. Same as walking out with a new tv.
Load More Replies...You’ll grow big and strong if you eat all your dinner…. No I’m 5ft1 and fat.
I mean, they said "grow big," they didn't tell you which way you'd grow. Some people grow UP, some grow ROUND.
I'm not saying it's true, but... I'm 6ft2 and have no problem lugging hay bales and bags of feed around my farm.
Well, how old are you? Is someone still Forcing you to eat all your dinner? Hmm...
I thought the vast majority of people were smart and honest enough to reject the big lie and BS conspiracy theories.
As an american that map kind of can make sense --- but airline connections SAm-Afr or SAm-Asia would just not make sense. That's the good thing about forcing flat earthers to come up with a map, they have to make concrete choices that will be impossible to be consistent.
Don't forget that the Flat Earth Society has members all over the globe...
Load More Replies...Sometimes "Smart" and "common sense" are two entirely different things.
If flat earth is real please explain the moon and its relative position
Definition "big lie", a lie so colossal that people can't believe anyone would have the impudence to invent it. I wonder how many examples of "the big lie" there have been in my lifetime?
If I told you I knew the exact number, that would add one more to the total.
Load More Replies...You will see just how stupid people really are if they vote Trump in again.
That I could dig to China.
Yeah, I don't think it mattered where in the world you were, except China, if you dug deep enough you would end up in China. I wonder where Chinese kids dug to?
I (US) met a Chinese exchange student and she told me that some of her friends say they're digging to America! lol
The city of Atlantis isn’t under my elementary school playground .
I don't recall when I first heard about Atlantis, but I was told or heard a rumor that it was ilke a sunken island in the ocean or sea somewhere.
The police are always the good guys!!!!.
That a$$hole who used to haze freshmen in high school became a cop. My brother punched him in the face one day and then that stopped. A$$hole pulled my brother over (which may have been justified because my brother is a better driver) and according to my brother seemed startled upon seeing him and just gave him a warning. I really don't trust that the cop thing isn't another way for a$$hole to lord his power over everyone.
Well, it's a good sign that he only gave your brother a warning and you said it's most likely warranted that your brother was pulled over. So let's hope he's better now. He had a good chance to keep bullying your brother as revenge for being punched, but he didn't. Let's hope
Load More Replies...Assuming this is the states, you have an issue with the training for policie officers. The education is way to short for such an important job, and needs to contain some of the "soft" issues like how to handle conflicts in a constructive fashion. Body amour and a machine gun won't do the trick alone, you have to do some really critical testing of how people reacts in stressful situations, and verify that they have the important interpersonal skills needed for the task.
Well yes we know that when we are adults. But I think its really important to teach children to trust the police and they are there to help.
Hahahaha!! That was true decades ago, when they used to be part of the community and walk a beat...no more
I was not taught that, in fact, growing up in the 50s and 60s, I was taught to stay away from them.
There are good and bad people in every profession but the police mo is very different in different countries.
That whenever I swallowed bubblegum, it would stick to my stomach and eventually kill me.
What i heard is that if you swallowed chewing gum that it would be in your stomach a very long time and not dissolve. and cause some type of problems with your stomach.
I believed that the government is there to help you.
Hahahaha! Corruption at every level!!! In corrupt Amerika, the oligarchy runs the country...
A popular bumper sticker in the 70s read "Of course you can trust the government, just ask an Indian!"
Scariest 9 words in the English language. "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help" According to Ronnie Reagan.
All grownups act in a mature, healthy way, and have children's best interests to heart. The amount of times my mom told me "Grownups don't scream and throw fits." "Grownups use their big words, not our hands." "Grownups take accountability for their actions. " No, mom, Grownups TF do NOT! I suffered for over 10 years both socially and professionally before I finally realized we're all stuck in high school 😤🤬.
The question was did mom practice what she preached? If she did, that is the definition of adult. If not, she was a big ol hypocrite. I agree a lot of adults aren't so good at, well, *adulting*. :)
My dad’ll get angry so quickly at the littlest thing and then turn around and ask me why I’m so quick to get defensive and go straight to hysterics
Well just because most grownups act immature doesn't mean you have to as well.
You got stuck in high school? Lucky! Sometimes I feel like I got stuck in middle school. Even at the time, high school was so much better (especially Jr and Sr years). College was better still. And then the "real world" had to ruin everything.
Anybody who’s ever worked retail/fast food can tell you this is a giant, steaming pile of BS
You can be whatever you want to be.
As Aldo Nova would say, “So do what you wanna do. Be who you wanna be. Go to the end of the earth. And I'll try to follow you.”
You can! You just have to adjust your "wants" a little. For example, now I want to be a depressed middle aged man. See? It works!
Know a lot of parents who was fooling their kids into believing that the bell ringing from the icecream truck ment that it was sold out.
When I learned about sueing and liability court cases I used to lie to my mom that the ice cream truck ran me over and I was a ghost- I thought that if someone died from the trucks, their family would get free ice cream and I genuinely expected my mom to believe I was deceased
Just recently I heard this theory. I grew up in the country so there was no ice cream truck out in the country.
I live in the middle of nowhere. I’ve only seen an ice cream truck in a few places, nowhere near home.
That being abused is normal.
Yikes. Half of these are silly and the other half just make you want to give the OP a hug and a big plate of cookies and tell them that everything will be okay
Well... I'm okay, but I wouldn't say no to those cookies. No raisins, please.
Load More Replies...Or what you're experiencing isn't really abuse, or that it's entirely your fault for being a bad person and making your parents hit you and scream horrible insults at you.
Fûck off, respectfully. Edit; sorry I read that in the wrong tone. I thought you were mocking people.
Load More Replies...If you work hard you’ll get everything you need and then some.
Once again, they forgot the most crucial part: be born into a rich family
My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said “wow that’s an amazing car.” “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year.”
You mixed that all up. The boss says that to you the employee. lol! Not the other way around. ;)
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That carrots help you see in the dark.
This was made up in the war "The idea that it might is due to a myth begun by the Air Ministry in World War II. To prevent the Germans finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision." BBC Science Focus Magazine
I seen this here or something similar before numerous times here on PB. Can people quit posting this and about the carrots and WW2.
Load More Replies...they do help with vitamin A which helps with vision, but not nearly enough to help you see in the dark
You can stop posting this, everyone knows now. It was propaganda to hide radar. We know. We get it. Let's move on, shall we?
Women get pregnant after hugging a man.
I was told if I saw a naked girl and I was naked too, she would get a baby.They didn't say we had to do a deed first!
Up until the time I was like 13 I genuinely thought that adults didn’t have feelings. I thinks it’s just cause anytime I was happy or sad about anything, people always told me it was just hormones and I would grow out of it. I was always so upset about getting older because I didn’t want to lose my emotions no matter how good or bad they were.
Your feels may change as you get older and your hormones develop... you don't lose your feelings though. OP's parents were either terrible or were really robots :)
The moon is following me everywhere.
Moon Shadow was the first thing that popped in to my head.
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It’s wrong to like yourself.
In case no one told you today, YOU ARE AWESOME and it's OKAY to love yourself. 🤗🤗🤗
Hard work pays off.
Perhaps we should change that to "Smart work pays off" ;)
That my parents knew what they were doing.
lol my mom said she couldn’t help me with my math homework after geometry… 😅 I don’t blame her I still can’t wrap my head around trigonometric identities
That most people were consistent in their beliefs and their behavior. That people who said they believed that being kind, generous, and understanding would behave that way -- and fight against things that caused injustice, like they do in the movies. Watching too much TV and movies made me think that standing up for principles was normal. I now understand that it is largely seen as annoying, naive, and actually even badmouthed as 'white knighting' or 'being uppity'. Don't get me started on what real doctors and police are like versus narratives still heavily portrayed on mainstream TV.
White knighting isn't standing up for your beliefs, it means going out of your way to look heroic. And most wannabe white knights are extremely arrogant, prejudiced, preacherish and generally prefer to help people who are clearly in the wrong. Many of them are extremely sexist pigs. They choose their targets for help by looking who creates the most drama and no one else is willing to help, generally for very good reasons, and then go battling for them often against their victims.
That it’s good to watch the news, that s**t bums me out so much.
It really depends on which channel is sending "the news". A lot of what is called news isn't really the news, it is a tiny bit of information which is heavily wrapped in a message about how you "ought" to feel and act about/in the world. Real news are just updates on what has happened and is served in a neutral way, such that it is up to you to form your own opinion from there. Hence the amount of adjectives, especially the loaded ones (good, bad, evil, horendous, eminent, hopeless etc.) should be minimized to the greatest possible extend. Staying informed is a good thing, as you cannot act properly in a world that you don't understand, but you have to be really critical about which sources of infomation that you use, and analyse it for the underlying intentions. Fox "News" is especially bad and is more like a probaganda channel than a source of usefull information. The language they use is so loaded that it is not that hard to see what is going on.
I learned my lesson back when 9/11 was all anyone could talk about. I was glued to my TV for days until I realized nothing else was coming into our home and my autistic son was suffering. We're not all sunshine and roses now, but I only watch the news in the morning before my son gets up.
The pee is stored in the balls.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back chocolate made."
Load More Replies...That y could only have ur elbows on the table if u were married (i remember when my parents got divorced I would always tell them to get their elbows off the table lol).
My mom didn't give us a reason, just "no elbows on the table". This includes my dad, and she still yells at him about it to this very day. :)
My grandpa would poke you in the elbow with a fork if you put them on the table.
My mom had this ANNOYING rhyme... "Greg, Greg strong and able Get your elbows off the table This is not a horse's stable But a respectable dining table!" Used to drive me and my sister nuts.
That canned asparagus was acceptable.
NOOOOOOO. This is a big reason why people hate vegetables. Gross canned vegetables that get cooked into mush with no flavor does not convince people to give them a chance. My dad told me he was surprised as an adult to learn that he could buy fresh asparagus and bake it and it tastes good. I like how we have all those frozen vegetables you can microwave in a bag. *Though if it is asparagus, it's still better to bake it.*
i put mine under the broiler coated in olive oil garlic power and salt cook until the ends are crispy.
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Santa.
The most unbelievable thing about him is not that he’s able to fly around the world in one night, it’s the fact that he’s able to be at so many shopping malls and department stores at once over the course of what is no doubt his busiest time of year!
This is your daily reminder that in certain countries they leave a pint of beer for santa,and I don't want a drunk guy who eats almost 20,000x more than the lethal calorie intake delivering mah gifts
I'm so sick of this lie people are putting out there that Santa doesn't exist. He does so!
I'd believe in Santa before I'd believe in the "Santa is an anagram for Satan" cr@p that pops up every year around Christmastime.
That when a chicken lays an egg it's soft when it comes out then hardens when it makes contact with air.
Not as a kid, but my wife’s friends in college had her believe that every guy that peed in a urinal would pull their pants down to their ankles. Had her believing this for years.
And lift our shirts up above our belly and pee no handed!
Load More Replies...A couple of months ago I saw an man in his 70's who, obviously, was told the same.
I thought David Bowie was from Mars because my dad said so. I saw one of his music videos and thought "yeah, that guy being from Mars makes sense." Let's be real though, if it was reveled that he was a visitor from Mars all along, it would not be that shocking.
Not sure about Mars, but I often thought Bowie had to be from the future. Makes me feel better knowing he's just waiting for us to catch up.
Load More Replies...Back when service bells at stores were a more common thing....as a kid I thought it was fun to ring them, and to make me stop my mom told me when I rang it everyone who worked in the stores heard it and it hurt their ears. So I totally thought it was somehow specially attuned to the workers of the store and that it caused pain so I never rang them, I remember feeling so guilty when I "learned" thus because I wad sure I'd injured thousands of people!!
Think about this, kiddies. You were a Gullible Silly Person before, and believed something foolish. So. What makes you think you are NO LONGER a Gullible Silly Person - so NOW you understand? In many of these examples, grasshoppers, we can see that some Gullibles remain Gullibles and cheerfully believe, w***y-nilly. :-)
You shouldn't have watched so many episodes of Bubble Guppys.
Load More Replies...When I was growing up in the 1960's I was terrified of stepping on QUICK SAND! There were so many afternoon movies,( black and white back then) and the booby trap was ALWAYS QUICK SAND. Countless movies depicted mostly men stepping in quicksand and much like unexploded land mines where you don't dare move without the chance of being blown into smithereens. In the these afternoon siesta movies one gals lover accidently takes a step and the next thing is his gal shouting desperately and pleading DONT MOVE Darling! PLEASE! DONT MOVE!. But the man stretching his arms and hands out desperately stretching to make contact with his desperately screaming girlfriend. But, alas, they are 5 cm too far to get that contact and grip and so... The lover slowly is swallowed up by the somewhat living grips of the moving and dining sand! The tension throughout this scene is so dense and horrifying for my 7 year old mind that I find myself taking very short rapid shallow breaths. That s ene winterrand
When I was a youngster, my dad and my uncle were taking my grandmother somewhere (driving). I asked "Are you driving, granny?" She laughed and said "Lord no, I don't have my teeth in". For that little comment for many years I thought you had to have teeth to drive. I did keep good care of mine.
that Lilliput was in the Shetland Isles... after all they have mini horses - shetland ponies & and mini collies - shetland sheepdogs!
Great list! I feel sorry for the people who are going to miss this and will have to wait 72 hours until it gets reposted again.
I thought David Bowie was from Mars because my dad said so. I saw one of his music videos and thought "yeah, that guy being from Mars makes sense." Let's be real though, if it was reveled that he was a visitor from Mars all along, it would not be that shocking.
Not sure about Mars, but I often thought Bowie had to be from the future. Makes me feel better knowing he's just waiting for us to catch up.
Load More Replies...Back when service bells at stores were a more common thing....as a kid I thought it was fun to ring them, and to make me stop my mom told me when I rang it everyone who worked in the stores heard it and it hurt their ears. So I totally thought it was somehow specially attuned to the workers of the store and that it caused pain so I never rang them, I remember feeling so guilty when I "learned" thus because I wad sure I'd injured thousands of people!!
Think about this, kiddies. You were a Gullible Silly Person before, and believed something foolish. So. What makes you think you are NO LONGER a Gullible Silly Person - so NOW you understand? In many of these examples, grasshoppers, we can see that some Gullibles remain Gullibles and cheerfully believe, w***y-nilly. :-)
You shouldn't have watched so many episodes of Bubble Guppys.
Load More Replies...When I was growing up in the 1960's I was terrified of stepping on QUICK SAND! There were so many afternoon movies,( black and white back then) and the booby trap was ALWAYS QUICK SAND. Countless movies depicted mostly men stepping in quicksand and much like unexploded land mines where you don't dare move without the chance of being blown into smithereens. In the these afternoon siesta movies one gals lover accidently takes a step and the next thing is his gal shouting desperately and pleading DONT MOVE Darling! PLEASE! DONT MOVE!. But the man stretching his arms and hands out desperately stretching to make contact with his desperately screaming girlfriend. But, alas, they are 5 cm too far to get that contact and grip and so... The lover slowly is swallowed up by the somewhat living grips of the moving and dining sand! The tension throughout this scene is so dense and horrifying for my 7 year old mind that I find myself taking very short rapid shallow breaths. That s ene winterrand
When I was a youngster, my dad and my uncle were taking my grandmother somewhere (driving). I asked "Are you driving, granny?" She laughed and said "Lord no, I don't have my teeth in". For that little comment for many years I thought you had to have teeth to drive. I did keep good care of mine.
that Lilliput was in the Shetland Isles... after all they have mini horses - shetland ponies & and mini collies - shetland sheepdogs!
Great list! I feel sorry for the people who are going to miss this and will have to wait 72 hours until it gets reposted again.
