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As kids, people tend to believe all kinds of stories, no matter how far from reality they might be. Be it their parents creating white lies seeking to safeguard them—telling them that the car won’t start unless everyone has their seatbelt on, for instance—or other people making stuff up for one reason or another, it might be a while before they learn that in fact, it was a bunch of… nonsense.

Many examples of information that individuals believed as children, but later realized to be false were shared after the redditor ‘Murky-Razzmatazz-393’ started a discussion on the topic. They asked members of the ‘Ask Reddit’ community what were the things they used to consider to be true, and many took a trip down memory lane. Scroll down to find their answers on the list below and see if you used to believe any of the same tales.

Below you will also find Bored Panda’s interview with Associate Professor at Columbia Business School, author of The Secret Life of Secrets, Michael Slepian, who was kind enough to comment on how white lies can affect people and relationships.

#1

Well, as a kid I loved radishes, my grandpa plantet fruit trees of our favorite fruits for each grandchild, like a Cherry tree and an Apple tree for my siblings... And a radish tree for me...It was a good tree, when in season, I got to pick a lot of radishes... Was way to old when I found out... Looking back my grandpa was just the sweetest person one could imagine, placing radishes on my tree (actually it was a Linden tree) when I came to visit.

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Tamra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, what a wonderful grandpa. Mine just buried moonshine in the backyard. And no, it wasn't for me. 😂

Tx jac
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh wow ...I wish everyone had a grandpa like you! How flipping special

Krd
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What child loves radishes more than fruit?!?

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    #2

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) If you work hard, study in school, and get good grades, you'll get a decent paying job and be able to have a somewhat stable lifestyle.

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do all of that and all it’s gotten me is gifted child syndrome, a fear of failure, and an anxiety disorder

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro are you me? I guess at least my job pays decent but the housing market is to cray cray for me to buy. Unless I want to live with my dad.

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was false? I wish I had known that before I wasted my time. I could have gotten my decent paying job and stable lifestyle without putting in any effort.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked for me. I left home one month after graduating from high school and never got any family support after that. I eventually retired at age 46 with enough money and investment income to live very comfortably for the rest of my life.

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count yourself lucky. I'm not sure what age/generation bracket you are in. But for about a good 15 to 20 years now, the majority of us cannot obtain that through no fault of our own. Whatever time you lived in and had it just a little bit easier is no longer obtainable no matter how hard we work. Because everything in the system has changed in favor of those already well off financially or only for those who are running things. I'm talking the basics of human rights and necessities have somehow become a privilege for those that are well off. Food, water, shelter, clothing, and health/dental care are not equally distributed among all humans like they should be. So to see your comment no doubt makes me happy for you and all of those that got to experience that, but makes me sad for those of us that never will

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just left out the trust fund part.

    Mental Liberals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ALL up to the person...I did all these things - now 2 divorces later...oh, wait...

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be updated to "you'll get a chance of a decent job". If you don't work hard, don't study, and don't get good grades you almost definitely won't!

    Lila Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.... I'm a teacher with 3 bachelors and a masters. This is one big pile of lies.

    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was told. It turned out to be true! I just didn't create enough safeties to retain any of that money!

    wyngerd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writer or that commentary is from USA?

    Marilyn Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was probably true for a while post WW2

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    #3

    That you should always stay connected with family no matter what happens. SO UNTRUE.

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    Enlee Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because we share DNA doesn’t mean I’m obligated to have you in my life.

    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More people need to learn how to tell their family members to "f**k off". It's quite liberating!

    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust and respect must be earned

    Kenneth Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The concept of family is not meaningless and shouldn't be dismissed so easily. That doesn't justify abuse, nor does it mean that you have to tolerate it. Still, if you abolish the concept of unconditional, familiar love, what happens on the day when you need it and friends aren't around? Everyone, myself included, is capable of hurtful levels of assholery.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My "adopted" family is closer to my bio family, the majority of which can go F themselves :D

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always stay connected with your family as long as you choose the connection.

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family can be people related to you by blood or adoption or people you meet with no familial relation. And sometimes DNA really stands for "do not associate", because these people are nuts. I don't really associate with some of my a$$hole relatives very much because they just want money and distance is a good idea.

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    “In general, when people tell white lies, they often do so to benefit the other person in some way,” Michael Slepian pointed out, making sense out of why some parents choose to tell white lies to their children.

    “Whether it’s getting them to put on their seatbelt, telling them how good their drawing is, or allowing them to hold on to their youth, we often intend to protect children and protect their feelings with these kinds of white lies.”

    Surveys suggest that quite a few parents have told white lies to their little ones, with some of the most popular ones—in Britain, at least—being the fact that eating carrots will help them see in the dark, that Santa knows if they’ve been bad or good, and that too much screen time can make one’s eyes square.

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    #4

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Ignore bullies, and they will leave you alone.

    ttampico , Keira Burton / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is, there isn't much that can get a bully to stop other than greater numbers or greater physical strength.

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Some people just do what they do until they are stopped in a way they can understand. For bullies, it isn't usually logical arguments.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to drive my bully away by pretending *I* liked *him*. Apparently if you're an ugly girl your bullies don't want to be known as being associated with you. Worked like a charm! I wonder what that AH is doing nowadays, been 20+ years.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for today's students getting expelled or arrested for defending themselves. I only had two bullies in school (7th and 10th grades). I beat them up and they stopped bullying me. I didn't get in trouble and for the one in high school a teacher congratulated me on the side and told me the kid had it coming.

    Mysteria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO AND WHY DIDN'T I TRANSFER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

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    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it because they are jealous of you or they like you.

    Paulsible deniability
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it because they are a55holes and see you as an easy target. NO ONE bullies someone because they like them.

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    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found biting and scratching is more effective.

    kansasmagic
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a few "old school" bullies who were just bigger and/or meaner than me. I *could* ignore them because we had mostly different class schedules, and I never once saw them outside of school. There was no internet or social media then. Today's bullies are different: the harassment is constant, inescapable, and relentlessly cruel. And sometimes *parents* are in on it.

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully, I was never told that. Although I was told that there is a fine line between putting a bully in their place and becoming a bully yourself.

    jmdirks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an ex-lax spiked treat will work.

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    #5

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) My dad told me it was illegal to turn the interior/overhead lights on in the car while you or somebody else is driving LOL.

    PetiteBustyMyra , A n v e s h / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure everyone’s parents had some variation of this. For mine it was that they wouldn’t be able to see and would crash

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is not a lie, that is literally the reason they tell you not to turn it on... the "its illegal, don't do it" is parents who are too lazy to explain to their kids why.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK you can be stopped by the police if they feel that the interior lights are distracting you. Certainly someone switching them on suddenly when driving in the dark will distract you

    Ralph Reinhold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the same in the states, while driving with your interior lights on is not in and of itself illegal, you probably will get ticketed for distracted or reckless driving.

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    Tams21
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might not be illegal but it's still a sensible rule.

    jessica r
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. In my country it is illegal to cause danger in traffic. Turning on interior lights can make the outside world less visible to the driver so it can cause danger. I guess other countries have similar rules, even if the interior lights are not specifically mentioned in the law.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every parent in the world says this! Does it come in the manual when you have a baby? ;)

    Granny's Thoughts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband turned on the car interior lights while I was driving and I totally freaked out. Told him I wasnt paying the fine when we got arrested. I'm 70 and this is the first time I've heard that doing so is not illegal.

    Bahama Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh I still thought it was??? 😒🤦🏼‍♀️

    Jerry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do find it harder to see outside the vehicle when driving in the dark if interior lights are on. The illuminated interior provides more light to your pupils, therefore when you look outside they aren't dilated enough to take in more light and see in the dark, meaning it's harder to see outside. Also, the illuminated interior will sometimes reflect off your windows and windshield, also making it harder to see outside.

    Ralph Reinhold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having interior lights on is not illegal per se, but if you're seen by cop, you will get a ticket for distracted or reckless driving and lose some points.

    Kenneth Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the truth is more than adequate here. If I'm going to kill my credibility in front of my kids, it needs to be better than that. Kindness? Yes. Tact? Yes. B.S.? No.

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    “For adults, the motivation behind the lie really matters,” Slepian continued. “If a person is lying for their own gain—lying for a selfish reason—people tend to evaluate this negatively. But if a person is telling a white lie to benefit someone else—lying for a prosocial reason—then such deception is seen as less wrong, and at times can even be evaluated positively and as showing social grace.”

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    #6

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That quicksand is a legitimate danger to my life.

    Taters0290 , Pierce Martin / flickr (not the actual photo) Report

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is a legitimate danger to life if you act stupid enough.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be 'stupid' to step in quicksand. I found some in a creek bed in some woods not far from my house. I didn't know it even existed in my area.

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes as kids everyone seemed to have a fear of quicksand and the Bermuda triangle

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! The Bermuda triangle! I was obsessed about the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs.

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    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was actually terrified of quicksand when I was young. I guess I saw it in a movie.

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big worry as a kid was getting eaten by sharks.. We live 600 miles away from the ocean in the desert.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Las Vegas is in the desert far from the ocean, but I wouldn't mess with the loan sharks there.

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    Olli Hawk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it doesn’t even reach your stomach 😭

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got stuck up to my knee in quicksand once and I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was the end of me

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't common in most places but it is real. I've stepped in it. And I wasn't in some exotic jungle you see in movies. I was playing in some woods a small ways from my house but the ground was very boggy and the conditions were right.

    Jesha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up right between Lake Michigan and the Milwaukee river, so I learned about it well before I thought to be terrified of it on account of they didn't want us taking out our ankles when we were slopping around.

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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sand is quick if you throw it fast enough

    Todd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean if a coconut fall on your head you will lose your memory and if it happens again, you will get your memory back is untrue???

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where I grew up, the slobs were a real problem though. Holy shite! I just realised I didn't know the English term for them!... Apparently they are call 'mudflats'... Thanks google.

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    #7

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) There's a special dye in the pool that will turn the water purple if you pee in it.

    so_illogical , Tirachard Kumtanom / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Tyranamar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me this. So I decided to test it with a small pee. Nothing. So I let the peeing commence! Poor lady. Thought she had me fooled. She went with the old green dye lie if I remember correctly.

    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got thrown out of the poo for peeing in it. Should not have done it from the top diving board.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told us it would be pink when I was a kid at summer camp. And they were definitely lying because I tested the theory a few times. :) Although now there are several videos where people HAVE been caught peeing by a color reaction. Not sure if it's new?

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think that they could make something like that to put in our pools. I have no doubt in my mind that it can be created. The fact that there are chemical test that change color reacting to d***s to blood and other bodily fluids. If a scientist and chemist got together, it could be accomplished. All those in favor of somehow making this a thing, Say "I"! Lol

    Olli Hawk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me my parents told me it would turn dark green!

    Kaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That used to be true. I saw it at a friend's birthday party. Not me.

    Joeshar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green might be more meaningful. Blue+Yellow

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    #8

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That adults knew what they were doing. We're all just trying to make ends meet, navigating this strange world to the best of our abilities.

    DreamyMeats , Ioann-Mark Kuznietsov / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Tyranamar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully my parents told me in no uncertain terms that adults absolutely did not know what they were doing. Saved my life.

    kansasmagic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's "knowing what you're doing" - e.g. "I'm doing the dishes" - and there's "knowing that what you're doing is no guarantee of success or happiness". I think my parents actually did have some things figured out: they both did the college-good job-buy a house thing; double income/one kid (spoiled little me!); friends outside of work; lots of hobbies (both solo and shared); able to do things alone... I on the other hand have no idea what I'm doing, and rely a lot on inertia to keep me going.

    DRMAGDN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that the whole world is basically held together by duct tape physically and metaphysically

    Wysteria_Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, none of the adults in my life said this they just did a good job keeping it together when everything was falling apart but they were calm, so we stayed calm.

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    Whether it’s white lies or something heavier, learning about a lie can feel like a betrayal, Slepian pointed out. For example, learning that Santa Claus isn’t real can really sting for some time. But, according to him, it’s an unavoidable cost of letting children believe in the magic.

    “When parents have good relationships with their children, learning about these prosocial lies should not have any long-lasting harm. But when parents have less healthy relationships with their children, then these deceptions may be evaluated differently. If a lie is seen as selfish or patronizing, learning of the lie will hurt more,” the expert explained.

    #9

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) If you eat a watermelon seed then a watermelon will grow inside of you.

    ONEofWON , Floh Keitgen / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact-While rare, some seeds can sprout and start to grow inside the human body! A man in Russia had fir tree grow in his lung! https://awesci.com/plants-can-grow-within-human-bodies/

    Granny's Thoughts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you see the Greys Anatomy episode with the pine tree growing in a lung from an inhaled seed?

    Greg Baughman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am concerned though because I swallowed an ice cube a couple of days ago and I haven't pooped it yet....

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat the white part you will pee your bed (still don't know if...)

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there is a documented case of a man who had an x-ray that showed a lump in his lung that appeared to be lung cancer. When he has a biopsy done, they found a pea plant. It turned out that the man liked eating raw peas fresh from his garden. He apparently inhaled a pea and it sprouted in his lung.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw that. It looked like a little Groot inside him. Lol

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    Disgruntled Pelican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the Rugrats do an episode on this waaaayyyy back in the day? I'm 90% that was where my fear of this started.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what about the newlyweds that moved next door 5 months ago. I’ve sen rinds in their garbage more than once, and she’s big as a house !

    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because if a little kid saw a pregnant woman, instead of having "The Discussion", the kid was told the lady had swallowed a watermelon seed.

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was so the kids didn't eat the seeds?

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    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to chomp on ice when I was a kid when it was in my drinks. I was told my veins would turn to ice.

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    #10

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) I didn't realize I was being neglected. I didn't know anything else. I've never had friends.

    porkymandiamondversi , Ksenia Makagonova / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Kaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. I'll be your friend.

    Aly Marie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too volunteer for friendship 🫲😁🫱

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    Tyranamar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens all the time. Just had a guy in who started drinking when he was 7 y/o tell me it wasn't his parents or grandparents fault. He lied to them and no one could control him. Dude- you were 7. CPS was called on your family twice. It absolutely is possible to know where your 7 y/o is. But he has no idea. To him it's normal. He thinks all people just lets the kids go wherever and do whatever. Mind boggling.

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all are the product of the world we've been raised in. We cannot know what we've never experienced and the way we grew up seems normal to all of us. Even questioning our environment is a learned behaviour and if you'd been brought up by abusive parents who punished you for asking questions or not doing exactly as told, you'd do exactly that. This behaviour is called learned helplessness. People who have been abused all their life don't know they've been abused until they get a chance to learn. And even then they might not be able to see it or escape.

    A C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. It's hard now to make bonds with people when you didn't have that growing up.

    Kenneth Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a devastating feeling, believing that all the evidence points to nobody caring. Coping with that typically ends up with us (I use that word for a reason) developing destructive patterns of thinking in order to cope. We default to feeling worthless. It takes years to unlearn all that stuff. You are not to blame. See a counselor. Learn to understand the damage that being neglected has done. Trust me, it's there, and it will strain any new friendships you develop. You've taken a good first step, and given the response, there are people willing to care about you.

    Krd
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    1 year ago

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I fist visited a friend at home, I was utterly shocked about the fact, that there are siblings out there that love each other and parents that are not screaming and cursing all the time.

    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, people that are being abused/neglected likely don’t realize, so it’s useless for teachers to tell you to tell someone.

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    #11

    Religion. Especially after I was expelled from Sunday School for asking too many questions.

    No-Werewolf-8867 Report

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing religion hates more than questions.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put up all those billboards saying "Jesus Is The Answer" precisely because they don't want to listen to your question.

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    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunday school. The only thing i looked forward to was the 1 dry oatmeal cookie and bitter orange juice to wash it down. Otherwise, it was zone out time. And to this day, i have become a professional zone outer.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got yelled at by a nun because I asked a question. She pointed her boney finger at me and yelled I was going to hell for questioning the lord. I was 8!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who was forced to go to religious school as a child. Was told that you needed to be baptized to get into heaven. So he asked what happens to children who die before that? They DON'T go to heaven. That hardly seems fair doesn't it? Needless to say he wasn't Christian by the time I met him ;)

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no. This is not how it works. You need to blindly believe. The more sheep you are, the better.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you got expelled. I had to tunnel out of my catholic school; took me until 4th grade!

    Aly Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my personal reason for being atheist

    Fenchurch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic (and blunt) son was asked not to go to his school RE lessons anymore, as he was upsetting the teacher with all his questions. He was 9.

    Michael Hauck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did Noah get all the animals in the Ark? Just asking

    M….
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is even better than when I get to say my brother was expelled from kindergarten. It's because we didn't live in the right area, it's just funny to see peoples reactions.

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    The extent to which a lie might affect the person on the receiving end really depends on the motivation behind telling said lie, Slepian told Bored Panda. “If someone lies to a close friend for selfish reasons, learning about this kind of lie will cause a harm of some kind, one in proportion with the size of the deception. But if the lie serves to protect that other person, that other person should be more understanding.”

    #12

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) My mom used to tell me “its says in the bible i can hit you. i am not doing anything wrong” i dont think its humanely possible for me to believe in religions after that.

    Evo009 , Rod Long / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Enlee Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organized religion is mankind’s biggest mistake. This is one of million reason why I despise organized religions and everything about them.

    Krd
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While an argument can be made that early humans needed fear/religion to start building civilization/communities and move away from survival of fittest/anarchy. But it's gone way too far. We don't need fear of some divine power in order to make our system of laws work like we used to.

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    Kaye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So-çalled "Christians" pick and choose.

    Dtrx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using religion as an excuse to abuse someone is crazy. Thankfully I'd only get hit for doing dumb s**t. Which is perfectly understandable 🙂

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily in my country most people know that the Bible is just a fairytale. Basing your behaviour on something your imaginary friend says is not an option. Here come the downvotes from the religious people doing exactly that.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this wondrous country you live in? Looking to retire somewhere sane.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with the concepts of God(s), but middle management in their names on Earth leave much to be desired.

    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your comment. All too often people completely disregard the existence of a higher power and focus on all the negative stuff humans do. Blaming the religion or god for the atrocities man commits. I know I'll get downvoted for sayin that. But it's true. I want to believe in a higher power that is good, kind, and better than me and the rest of us. Because there's gotta be something better than this life. We can't fully understand certain things and know for sure if there is or is not a higher power. I can admit that. I do like your take on it very much. Because you're acknowledging that it's okay to believe in something or someone. While also stating that it is us humans that are the real problem and direct cause of all the bad. problem. Thanks for that.

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    aricely
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    left catholicism, became an atheist, and finally i am confident to say i'm taoist.

    James016
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean you can hit back in defence? This does remind me of that West Wing scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPjWd4MUXs from about 1m30sec in.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organized religions were a way to control larger portions of the populations.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a big misunderstanding. Rods/staffs were used to guide sheep, not to hit them. It got extrapolated to mean not hitting children caused problems, but that wasn't the intent.

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    #13

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That being nice to someone meant they would be nice to *me*.

    Far_Meal8674 , Priscilla Du Preez 🇨🇦 / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Lady Vader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us learned this the hard way.

    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pair this with 'if they're nice to you, that means they're your friend'. autism is hard

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And: when someone *is* nice to you, usually it's just because they are nice, not because they especially like you. One of the introvert's classic dilemmas. "She waved at me! It must be love!"

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what, someone will dislike you.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being unpleasant to others often make them unpleasant to you, though.

    #14

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Don't get me started on Sea Monkeys.

    cuntofmontecrisco , ML5 / Wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted one! Advertised in Mad Magazine, soo disappointed. They’re shrimp aren’t they?

    Captain Flapjack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some that lasted 7 generations. There was even a huge majestic Grandaddy Mother Sea Monkey in there. Everyone who saw them loved them.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more info. What about sea monkeys? You... You didn't think they were actual monkeys, right?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I expected friendly faces and crowns! False advertising, I say!

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    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was definitely disappointed they weren't actual sea monkeys, but the teeny shrimp kept me amused for a while. Those and the "magic sand" thingies made huge impressions on me as a kid. Can't find the real name of the sand thing. EDIT: Magic Rocks! Still being made today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OK3i0ERM5U

    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea monkey and jumping beans. Anyone remember those jumping beans? Coolest thing ever.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse when you find out the story of the creator and his love of Nazis.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea Monkeys_A genetically enlarged species of Brine Shrimp!

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    #15

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Cars don't start if your seatbelt isn't buckled. I then told this same lie to my children, it works a treat lol.

    Royal_Confidence24 , Luke Miller / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just refuse to leave the driveway/parking lot until everyone has buckled their seat belts

    Jesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I do that with my construction worker dad

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    Saphyre Fyre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver is not supposed to move the car til seatbelts are buckled...it is against the law where I live.

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spain the driver is only responsible of passengers' seatbelts if they are minors. Once you are eighteen it's your problem, and of you are caught YOU will get a fine, not the driver.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some don't. Some just bong at you. Others, like mine, couldn't care less. There is a seatbelt symbol on the dash that comes on when you turn the key and then goes out after about 5 seconds. However, as it is the law that you must wear a seatbelt in my country (with very few exceptions), and it is the driver's responsibility to ensure that everyone is wearing theirs, then my car won't move until you put yours on, as I'm not taking the rap for you being an ar*e. ;-)

    Johnny ro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine won't move unless buckled.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was once true, I don't know if it has changed, but in the 1970s many cars in the US, would not start if the seatbelts weren't fastened.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cars I remember from the '70s just had loud, constant buzzers if the car was running and the driver was unbuckled. My dad would drive a new car straight from the dealer to his local mechanic to have the buzzer disconnected

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    Greg Baughman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I didn't lie to the kids, I just said "This car isn't moving until all seat belts are fastened."

    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually be a great safety feature on a vehicle. Not only that I've always wondered why vehicles go over a certain miles per hour. we all know there is a legal posted speed limit, so why not make vehicles that only go the posted speed limit? That would cut down on speeding accidents and overall make all of us safer. The only reason I could think of that would make it a no go is money. Fines and fees for tickets are outrageous. Everything always has to be about money instead of actually helping all of us silly human beings. :/ :(

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! I told that to my dad and he had a split second of "Wait, really....?" before he realized.

    Irishgal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car wont move if the driver seatbelt isnt buckled in!

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    #16

    The purpose of law-making and policing is to make society more just. I now know it's actually there to unfairly enrich people who already have too much and protect them from the consequences of their greed.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is both. Laws are just tools and some are used for good and some for bad - like pretty much any tool.

    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to keep us from doing anything freely. Even things that should never be against the law or punishable by law. There are so many laws that keep us down and unable to really be free and make change to help all of us out. It's actually scary when you really process it and think about it. We can be thrown in jail for walking out of a store with an apple. Because we can't afford it and we are only hungry. Really think about that. It's inhumane how we operate in this world. It's like we've been desensitized to it and don't even realize it's happening. Just sad and scary.

    cbk128
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called theft. Same as walking out with a new tv.

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    #17

    You’ll grow big and strong if you eat all your dinner…. No I’m 5ft1 and fat.

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    Krd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dependent on what you eat. And it's absolutely true that poor-nutrition can make you weak.

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, you're in shape. Round is a shape

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they said "grow big," they didn't tell you which way you'd grow. Some people grow UP, some grow ROUND.

    Dtrx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not her fault he's 5'1 😂

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying it's true, but... I'm 6ft2 and have no problem lugging hay bales and bags of feed around my farm.

    Mental Liberals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how old are you? Is someone still Forcing you to eat all your dinner? Hmm...

    #18

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) I thought the vast majority of people were smart and honest enough to reject the big lie and BS conspiracy theories.

    LiveFreeDieRepeat , Orlando Ferguson Report

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an american that map kind of can make sense --- but airline connections SAm-Afr or SAm-Asia would just not make sense. That's the good thing about forcing flat earthers to come up with a map, they have to make concrete choices that will be impossible to be consistent.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that the Flat Earth Society has members all over the globe...

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes "Smart" and "common sense" are two entirely different things.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty has nothing to do with gullibility, does it?

    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If flat earth is real please explain the moon and its relative position

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition "big lie", a lie so colossal that people can't believe anyone would have the impudence to invent it. I wonder how many examples of "the big lie" there have been in my lifetime?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I told you I knew the exact number, that would add one more to the total.

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    Thatkamloopsguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will see just how stupid people really are if they vote Trump in again.

    #19

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That I could dig to China.

    ZapRowsdowerlegend , Hanson Lu / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't think it mattered where in the world you were, except China, if you dug deep enough you would end up in China. I wonder where Chinese kids dug to?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post reminded me of this web site I forgot about. Shows you where you would come out at if you COULD dig straight through. -- https://www.antipodesmap.com/

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always said Australia 😂😂

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (US) met a Chinese exchange student and she told me that some of her friends say they're digging to America! lol

    M….
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally thinking about this last night when I was lying in bed.

    SandraG_lak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat thinks so when she's using her litter box.

    Xandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my neighbor, we dug to find hell

    Chan Sue Lynn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure we all try that once. (Mine is straight to USA.)

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    #20

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) The city of Atlantis isn’t under my elementary school playground .

    Combination_Chill , Athanasius Kircher / Wikipedia (not the actual photo) Report

    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no, no, no, no. It's under my elementary school playground. We found the shells and the rocks to prove it.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall when I first heard about Atlantis, but I was told or heard a rumor that it was ilke a sunken island in the ocean or sea somewhere.

    Danny Eaton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that picture, I'd think it's Australia.

    #21

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) The police are always the good guys!!!!.

    ChokeOnMyBigToe , Colin Lloyd / unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

    Elio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That a$$hole who used to haze freshmen in high school became a cop. My brother punched him in the face one day and then that stopped. A$$hole pulled my brother over (which may have been justified because my brother is a better driver) and according to my brother seemed startled upon seeing him and just gave him a warning. I really don't trust that the cop thing isn't another way for a$$hole to lord his power over everyone.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a good sign that he only gave your brother a warning and you said it's most likely warranted that your brother was pulled over. So let's hope he's better now. He had a good chance to keep bullying your brother as revenge for being punched, but he didn't. Let's hope

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    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming this is the states, you have an issue with the training for policie officers. The education is way to short for such an important job, and needs to contain some of the "soft" issues like how to handle conflicts in a constructive fashion. Body amour and a machine gun won't do the trick alone, you have to do some really critical testing of how people reacts in stressful situations, and verify that they have the important interpersonal skills needed for the task.

    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes we know that when we are adults. But I think its really important to teach children to trust the police and they are there to help.

    Sand Ers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying to children usually ends badly.

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    Mental Liberals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! That was true decades ago, when they used to be part of the community and walk a beat...no more

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not taught that, in fact, growing up in the 50s and 60s, I was taught to stay away from them.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lost count of how many times I've been harrased by the police for the crime of walking down the street while poor!

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are good and bad people in every profession but the police mo is very different in different countries.

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    #22

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That whenever I swallowed bubblegum, it would stick to my stomach and eventually kill me.

    bacon_reese , João Lucas Lagos / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

    Olli Hawk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my parents told me it would stick to my intestines and I would never be able to s**t again

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What i heard is that if you swallowed chewing gum that it would be in your stomach a very long time and not dissolve. and cause some type of problems with your stomach.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom showed me all the pregnant woman, and talked me out of getting bubble gum.

    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, we were told this. My sister swallowed hers one day and was running around screaming she was going to die.

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That bubble gum bubble is so perfect. It almost looks fake.

    #23

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) I believed that the government is there to help you.

    Oxfxax , Marco Oriolesi / unsolash (not the actual photo) Report

    crazydogmama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask not what your country can do for you.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government is there to help themselves

    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha! Corruption at every level!!! In corrupt Amerika, the oligarchy runs the country...

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A popular bumper sticker in the 70s read "Of course you can trust the government, just ask an Indian!"

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are. To help you work harder and give them all your money.

    Mammie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scariest 9 words in the English language. "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help" According to Ronnie Reagan.

    kansasmagic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was definitely scary when Reagan said it...

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    #24

    All grownups act in a mature, healthy way, and have children's best interests to heart. The amount of times my mom told me "Grownups don't scream and throw fits." "Grownups use their big words, not our hands." "Grownups take accountability for their actions. " No, mom, Grownups TF do NOT! I suffered for over 10 years both socially and professionally before I finally realized we're all stuck in high school 😤🤬.

    MangoSuccessful1662 Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that just the sad sick truth

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question was did mom practice what she preached? If she did, that is the definition of adult. If not, she was a big ol hypocrite. I agree a lot of adults aren't so good at, well, *adulting*. :)

    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad’ll get angry so quickly at the littlest thing and then turn around and ask me why I’m so quick to get defensive and go straight to hysterics

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well just because most grownups act immature doesn't mean you have to as well.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got stuck in high school? Lucky! Sometimes I feel like I got stuck in middle school. Even at the time, high school was so much better (especially Jr and Sr years). College was better still. And then the "real world" had to ruin everything.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who’s ever worked retail/fast food can tell you this is a giant, steaming pile of BS

    #25

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) You can be whatever you want to be.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you tell a child this, you are really giving them zero guidance.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wanted to be a unicorn.....

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean I can't be a wizard. But,but ,but they told me I could

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be whatever your innate abilities let you be - if you want to.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Marley's lyric is more meaningful for our children: "stand up, get up, don't give up the fight" It's normal to have obstacles in life but the trick is how to handle and solve them.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excepy a banana, you can't be a banana.

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Aldo Nova would say, “So do what you wanna do. Be who you wanna be. Go to the end of the earth. And I'll try to follow you.”

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the two worst sentences in the world ever created.

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can! You just have to adjust your "wants" a little. For example, now I want to be a depressed middle aged man. See? It works!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with a degree in Philosophy.

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    #26

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Know a lot of parents who was fooling their kids into believing that the bell ringing from the icecream truck ment that it was sold out.

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    MargyB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother said it couldn't stop on hills as the machine wouldn't pump the soft serve

    Olli Hawk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I learned about sueing and liability court cases I used to lie to my mom that the ice cream truck ran me over and I was a ghost- I thought that if someone died from the trucks, their family would get free ice cream and I genuinely expected my mom to believe I was deceased

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just recently I heard this theory. I grew up in the country so there was no ice cream truck out in the country.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife told the kids that all the foil balloons and sweets at the checkout were just for show.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents said "No ice cream. And no nagging, unless you want the wooden spoon." I learned very young that we did not ask for things that cost money.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun side fact - I love the fact the little people carts in the Korean airport sound like ice cream trucks because they play a little tune as a warning instead of having an annoying buzzer / beeper.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn’t I see this years ago ?

    Susposter779
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the middle of nowhere. I’ve only seen an ice cream truck in a few places, nowhere near home.

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    #27

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That being abused is normal.

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. Half of these are silly and the other half just make you want to give the OP a hug and a big plate of cookies and tell them that everything will be okay

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I'm okay, but I wouldn't say no to those cookies. No raisins, please.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I knew it was some sort of abuse but emotional abuse, particularly with children, was not something most people were aware of at the time.

    Bodin Suleiman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what you're experiencing isn't really abuse, or that it's entirely your fault for being a bad person and making your parents hit you and scream horrible insults at you.

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fûck off, respectfully. Edit; sorry I read that in the wrong tone. I thought you were mocking people.

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    #28

    If you work hard you’ll get everything you need and then some.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were talking about exploitation, they were right.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean I've been doing it wrong all this time and I could have gotten it for free? Damn.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I know few people who worked hard, day and night then got rich. Especially if you're just an employee.

    TheAmericanAmerican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, they forgot the most crucial part: be born into a rich family

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said “wow that’s an amazing car.” “If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year.”

    kelsischloe1986
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mixed that all up. The boss says that to you the employee. lol! Not the other way around. ;)

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel i worked hard and I didn't get nearly all the things I wanted.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a bad back and stress.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about getting a good education wil get you a good job ?

    #29

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That carrots help you see in the dark.

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    Irene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was made up in the war "The idea that it might is due to a myth begun by the Air Ministry in World War II. To prevent the Germans finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision." BBC Science Focus Magazine

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen this here or something similar before numerous times here on PB. Can people quit posting this and about the carrots and WW2.

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do help with vitamin A which helps with vision, but not nearly enough to help you see in the dark

    Marjorie Macrae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we were all told this, we got to eat lots of carrots.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat fish for super-vision eyes

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen this comment here on BP numerous times already.

    Bodin Suleiman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can stop posting this, everyone knows now. It was propaganda to hide radar. We know. We get it. Let's move on, shall we?

    #30

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Women get pregnant after hugging a man.

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    Crescent 3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is true, but it has to be a "very special" kind of hug.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on any parent who teaches their child such BS. Or more broadly - lies to their children.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told if I saw a naked girl and I was naked too, she would get a baby.They didn't say we had to do a deed first!

    #31

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Up until the time I was like 13 I genuinely thought that adults didn’t have feelings. I thinks it’s just cause anytime I was happy or sad about anything, people always told me it was just hormones and I would grow out of it. I was always so upset about getting older because I didn’t want to lose my emotions no matter how good or bad they were.

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    Tams21
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a terrible thing to say to anyone, never mind a child.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your feels may change as you get older and your hormones develop... you don't lose your feelings though. OP's parents were either terrible or were really robots :)

    #32

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) The moon is following me everywhere.

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    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my daughter that. It made her feel special. She is

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that when I am away from someone I care about, we can both look up and see the same moon. :D

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, we haven't heard from Cat Stevens for a while, have we?

    #33

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) It’s wrong to like yourself.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like yourself, there might be nobody else liking you.

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! No, no, no. Always love yourself. It's a work in progress but always keep trying.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case no one told you today, YOU ARE AWESOME and it's OKAY to love yourself. 🤗🤗🤗

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still getting this one drilled into me every day. It's working.

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    #34

    Hard work pays off.

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    crazydogmama
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just give you more work, for same pay.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps we should change that to "Smart work pays off" ;)

    #35

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) That my parents knew what they were doing.

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol my mom said she couldn’t help me with my math homework after geometry… 😅 I don’t blame her I still can’t wrap my head around trigonometric identities

    #36

    That most people were consistent in their beliefs and their behavior.  That people who said they believed that being kind, generous, and understanding would behave that way -- and fight against things that caused injustice, like they do in the movies. Watching too much TV and movies made me think that standing up for principles was normal.  I now understand that it is largely seen as annoying, naive, and actually even badmouthed as 'white knighting' or 'being uppity'. Don't get me started on what real doctors and police are like versus narratives still heavily portrayed on mainstream TV.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White knighting isn't standing up for your beliefs, it means going out of your way to look heroic. And most wannabe white knights are extremely arrogant, prejudiced, preacherish and generally prefer to help people who are clearly in the wrong. Many of them are extremely sexist pigs. They choose their targets for help by looking who creates the most drama and no one else is willing to help, generally for very good reasons, and then go battling for them often against their victims.

    #37

    That it’s good to watch the news, that s**t bums me out so much.

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on which channel is sending "the news". A lot of what is called news isn't really the news, it is a tiny bit of information which is heavily wrapped in a message about how you "ought" to feel and act about/in the world. Real news are just updates on what has happened and is served in a neutral way, such that it is up to you to form your own opinion from there. Hence the amount of adjectives, especially the loaded ones (good, bad, evil, horendous, eminent, hopeless etc.) should be minimized to the greatest possible extend. Staying informed is a good thing, as you cannot act properly in a world that you don't understand, but you have to be really critical about which sources of infomation that you use, and analyse it for the underlying intentions. Fox "News" is especially bad and is more like a probaganda channel than a source of usefull information. The language they use is so loaded that it is not that hard to see what is going on.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned my lesson back when 9/11 was all anyone could talk about. I was glued to my TV for days until I realized nothing else was coming into our home and my autistic son was suffering. We're not all sunshine and roses now, but I only watch the news in the morning before my son gets up.

    Elio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to be informed, but I would say that it's still good to no overdo it with news (especially 24/7 news networks).

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the time when all the news was was someone explaining what happened and that's it. You made up your own mind about it. There were no follow-on opinion pieces or panels discussing it. It was just facts of what took place. Period.

    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a little while to realize how toxic the news was. It's gotten even more so.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is good to be informed. I get most of my news from reading and from varied sources. Reading the main facts of what is going on in the world skips a lot of the hyperbole and spin you see in video based news.

    #38

    The pee is stored in the balls.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, isn't it? And for the girls it's in their boobs.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, most of these post I’m aware of, but this one is really weird !

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you told this 'fact' by another 2nd grader? I can't imagine a parent telling a child this.

    #39

    That y could only have ur elbows on the table if u were married (i remember when my parents got divorced I would always tell them to get their elbows off the table lol).

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom didn't give us a reason, just "no elbows on the table". This includes my dad, and she still yells at him about it to this very day. :)

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa would poke you in the elbow with a fork if you put them on the table.

    Greg Baughman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had this ANNOYING rhyme... "Greg, Greg strong and able Get your elbows off the table This is not a horse's stable But a respectable dining table!" Used to drive me and my sister nuts.

    Bodin Suleiman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grate spelling and righting skillz u have lol

    #40

    That canned asparagus was acceptable.

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    Elio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOO. This is a big reason why people hate vegetables. Gross canned vegetables that get cooked into mush with no flavor does not convince people to give them a chance. My dad told me he was surprised as an adult to learn that he could buy fresh asparagus and bake it and it tastes good. I like how we have all those frozen vegetables you can microwave in a bag. *Though if it is asparagus, it's still better to bake it.*

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i put mine under the broiler coated in olive oil garlic power and salt cook until the ends are crispy.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asparagus is never acceptable. Foul stuff, to my palate.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canned peas is terrible. All they are is mush.

    CSC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing at this one! In a good way.

    #41

    People Discuss Things They Believed As Kids But Later Realized To Be A Pile Of Lies (30 Answers) Santa.

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most unbelievable thing about him is not that he’s able to fly around the world in one night, it’s the fact that he’s able to be at so many shopping malls and department stores at once over the course of what is no doubt his busiest time of year!

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your daily reminder that in certain countries they leave a pint of beer for santa,and I don't want a drunk guy who eats almost 20,000x more than the lethal calorie intake delivering mah gifts

    Seán Hannan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sick of this lie people are putting out there that Santa doesn't exist. He does so!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd believe in Santa before I'd believe in the "Santa is an anagram for Satan" cr@p that pops up every year around Christmastime.

    #42

    That when a chicken lays an egg it's soft when it comes out then hardens when it makes contact with air.

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    Smiley!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're wet when they come out.. (Source: I have chickens)

    #43

    Not as a kid, but my wife’s friends in college had her believe that every guy that peed in a urinal would pull their pants down to their ankles. Had her believing this for years.

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    Jan van den Broek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of months ago I saw an man in his 70's who, obviously, was told the same.

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