Having recently explored some situations that everyone experiences but rarely talks about, now we have one just for the ladies. Because of course, there are many aspects to being a woman that are unique to women only, secrets of the sisterhood that you might be surprised to find are far more common than you thought!
It's not just you who has a nicely stocked wardrobe, yet ignores 95% of it in favor of the same 4 0r 5 trusty outfits. If you check out the list below, you'll realize that there's a whole world of women out there that go through exactly the same things as you! So go ahead, read on and don't forget to share your own thoughts in the comments!
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I definitely do this too! I'm always excited when my dresses have pockets
Especially when the pockets aren’t obvious. When I was a kid I loved to sneak candy that way.
Load More Replies...My wedding dress has pockets yay! Can't wait to wear it in approximately 2 months :D
Congratulations! Both to your marriage and getting a dress with POCKETS!
Load More Replies...that's because pockets are SO HANDY, and dresses and skirts hardly ever have them. it's seriously something i get excited about!
Dresses and skirts??? MOSTLY EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING DIRECTED TOWARDS WOMEN!! We get fake pockets and tiny pockets but when something has pockets we are excited!!!! It's the little things in life.
Load More Replies...Because dresses with pockets do not happen too often. They want to show them off because you would never know they were there if they didn't
I dont get why most women clothes dont have real big pockets. I only buy guys jeans because they are the only ones where i can fit my hands and phone.
It's part of a larger theme where men's clothes are practical and women's are decorative.
Load More Replies...This is so true, not only do I do it myself, but I came across an old photo from the 1870's and the woman's dress hand pockets! She obviously had her hands in them, I mean, how would we know they were there if she didn't? I got so excited, I had to call my husband over so I could show him another woman's pockets.
I wonder if they'll put her hands in the pockets to show just why it was her favourite dress
...Yes, yes I do. Didn´t know it was so wildly reflected upon and shared though
Part 1: She opened her screen door facing the ocean, and was immediately confronted with a current of cold air. She pulled her blue cardigan tighter as she closed the screen behind her. She turned to the dark ocean that was being shined on by a full moon, and looked out at the crashing waves longingly. She could still feel him there, the small particles of his being still floating in the air around her, never truly gone. Had it been a year since they were last here together? His arm around her, their bodies warm from each other, their lips burning with their long kisses. The wind then picked up, and her long dark hair whipped around her. 'Where are you now Dennis?' She thought to herself, 'Are you as happy as you were then?' Her thoughts of the past were then interrupted by a dark figure rising from the distant ocean, it looked to be a whale. She ran down the sandy beach barefoot, and stopped when she felt the icy cold water nip at her toes.
Part 2: She looked out at the slick whale that occasionally reflected a gleam of moonlight. She recalled being here with Dennis, holding hands and trying to run away from the waves. She was caught by the notion that she was older now, she had a few grey hairs here and there, and small lines at the corners of her mouth and eyes. She was older, and she wished she was still living in the past, where she lived and breathed in blissfulness. 'If only,' she thought out to the waves, 'if only.'
Load More Replies...My ex absolutely refused to put his hand inside my largeish bag. Said things "live" in there. I almost feel sorry for the person who stole my bag a few years ago..Full of rubbish and "stuff" and nothing of any use or value to them. Lol
Lol. My hubby won't go in my purse either. He said he's afraid he'll get lost. My purse is also full of basically useless things. "Just in case" stuff.
Load More Replies...I'M DYING!!!! Showed my hubbie... he said, 'sometimes that works but sometimes google maps hasnt updated your purse'.... XD
The only saving grace is that if I myself have a hard time finding my wallet, then how would a pickpocket find it?
If only you could easily attach and detach your boobs, like an accessory. That would be cool.
If you could do that us men would ask you to leave them with us all the time lol
Load More Replies...Oh, I perfectly understand this! In some tops/dresses I look like I have an uni-boob! What's that all about?
All the time, my boobs have a mind of its own, like twins with different mind set
My boobs do such arbitrary things on different days. Like sometimes they'll want to fall out the top of my bra, other days they'll just vaguely wander from position to position, sometimes they'll just go in two different directions until it looks like they grow out of my sides. I swear they have minds of their own.
I've always said that tops and dresses shouldn't be just "S/M/L/XL.." but more like bras: combination of "S/M/L/XL..." AND "A/B/C/D/DD...". Cause, I don't know you, but... I've gone shopping and found a beautiful dress that fits great on hips, waist, arms... but suffocates my boobs. Ugh.
This would be amazing, I would happily venmo someone some titty instead of suffering from back problems
I wish we could just do this with any type of fat.... me: "I need to lose some belly fat." friend: "I want a bigger butt" me: *shares belly fat*
Same with butts. Seriously, sometimes I feel like girls who want bigger butts have small butts and girls who have bigger butts want. small butts. How is life fair????
I am a sharing kind of person soooooo if anyone needs some more booby, I got your back err I mean front sistah! haha
I do!! you can have some my jeans never fit.
Load More Replies...Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Load More Replies...Strength is more than just physical too. I had a wonderful boss, a woman named Jen. She stood up to thieves like the most bad-a*s lady I've ever seen.
Which is precisely why me and the hubby, have our own blankets! Waking up in the middle of the night freezing, only to look over and see him all cocooned in all the blankets , made that decision super easy!
My husband is a blanket hog. I tried keeping a spare blanket by the bed, for when he pulls the covers off me. He pulled the spare one off me too.
Examples: "What up, B***h!" versus "okay, first of all, Sweetie..."
Load More Replies...Oh, SWEETIE. You have so much more to learn... but at least you've mastered the basics.
It depends on the tone. Listen to see if the tone is in anyway sarcastic or fake. If it is, it's meant to be condescending.
Well, bless your heart. (It doesn't mean what you think it means....it's worse.)
Yeah my aunt always says that and my grandma once told me she doesn't mean it in a nice way
Load More Replies...Context is everything, just listen to a southern girl say "bless your heart" to different people, you'll get the idea.
I just invent a universe in my head, period.
Load More Replies...Level 226: talking to yourself and then sobbing in the shower while still talking to yourself.
Oh, I've passed Level 200 looooooooong ago. Some people say I need counseling.
anyone vent to themselves pretending you could redo an argument you had 3 years ago?
Yes. But that's nothing. I pretend that I can redo an arguement I had in my head 3 minutes ago.
Load More Replies...*gives one of the unused to charity* *oh noes what i've done i want to wear THAT one today*
Same, although I have an inkling there might be differences in substance - my t-shirts are all simple black ones, to the extent that, when we first started dating, my fiancée wondered wherever I only had one that I never changed...
Load More Replies...*owns 37 t-shirts* *will knock you down to catch a free one being tossed out to the audience*
Quote from my mother: "I guess it's more sensible to wash my socks than to keep buying new ones."
owns an over stuffed closet and dresser and chair and half a bed and still there isnt a damn thing to waer
Yep, women can always tell and I'm always really creeped out when guys do that
We, men, can't help it. It's in our nature. So, therefore, we owe you a kind of an apology, but please don't feel creeped about it. See it as a compliment. And there is a difference between looking or staring.
Load More Replies...I've always wanted to say this so here I go: I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm reading the print on your shirt. I'm gay, I'm serious. Even I get caught in the stare sometimes. And I don't feel like coming out every time I'm looking at a cool, but awkwardly placed print. So sorry, but nice shirt though!
Okay, I have Asperger's and I look at women's boobs. I am a woman. I am 51, so should have had years of practice at not looking. And I am about 99% heterosexual. But I still sometimes look for a second, and I'm sure people notice. It's hard. They're nice to look at.
I'm a straight woman and I think women are nice to look at too. Sometimes I think, "Wow, that woman's boobs look nice in that blouse!" I don't want her boobs, but I can see that they look nice. If I can think that way, then why can't men do that too?
Load More Replies...I don't understand those of us who put them on display, obviously meant to seen, like art, or trophies, yet get offended when people look at'em. Even I look, and I am a definitely straight woman. Put your boobs on display I will look, and with not anywhere near the same appreciation as a guy
It is really hard not to accidentally glance at really low necklines sometimes! You're like, "wait, what's going on in my peripheral vision? oh, goddammit it, I already knew that". :P
Load More Replies...It's really no big deal if it's a simple check out. I will check out a guy's biceps and/or butt all the damn time. However, when it gets to be longer of a look, like around 5 seconds or so, then I feel I should do the same and stare at their front pockets (p****r placement for the slow ones) until they realize what they are doing. Fair is fair, am I right?
On behalf of all guys, sorry. It's instinct. Guys are visual creatures and we want to know who were talking to. This is why I can't remember your name but I kniw your face and what you look like other than just boobs. It's not that we're mentally undressing you, we're just processing what's around us.
I've always wondered, if it's soo offensive, why do some women insist on wearing clothes that force your attention to their breasts? I mean, I'm quite proud of my c**k, but I don't wear a posing pouch in public. U can't have it both ways!
I'm a woman and I don't really get it either. I have ample sized jugs and I expect guys to notice, even when they are covered up. It's like going to a museum; you can look, just dont touch. Lol.
Load More Replies...I admit it's hard not to notice, and if we could avoid it, we would, but you're going to have to forgive us for not being that evolved, yet. We would hold something to obscure our views, our turn our backs to you when we talk, but that's awkward, and rude.
That's just silly! Why should guys pretend that women don't have boobs? We have them, they are there, people look at them. Also, women claiming that boobs aren't sexual are just crazy.
Load More Replies...I accidentally do this to other women all the time and I'm like oh god she thinks I'm bi-curious now. sigh Well, that was a fun friendship while it lasted.
I had an exes new girl do that, but she didn’t unlike it. It was an old picture of him and I that she liked. Level 1463 creepy stalker
Ahahaha I think we've all been there at least once... the instant regret and cringe is overwhelming!
Am I the only one whose ex's are still their friends and am even friends with their new partners? o-o
No, she was likely checking out what her boyfriend's ex looked like and accidentally liked her picture and then quickly unliked it
Load More Replies...This really bugs me. I have some nice tights but on me they look just...nope
I have a pair of very brightly colored and mixed pattern tights that I love, but I never use them...
Me wearing black opaque tights: I teach art at the gnome school. Me wearing any other colour opaque tights: I AM art at the gnome school.
I have this secret wish to wear tights with all colors available. Today green, tomorrow my mood is red, let's be bold and put on orange. 😊
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls, high kicks! High kicks!
level 256: venting by acting like you are about to fling urself off a cliff while telling the loved one behind you who is crying how much you have been through in your life
If only I could have a pair of jeans with pockets deeper than like three centimetres
I borrow my wife's jeans. Women's jeans pockets are useless, they aren't even big enough for my car keys.
Load More Replies...I could get fake titties but getting fake pockets make me curse everyone's cows.
I do like a good cold shoulder top in pastel, but we do need POCKETS too. We are CONTENT in the cold shoulder department.
Or pockets that are not pockets at all. I have a pair of jeans like that. Drives me crazy
I want . . . Nylon . . . Baggy pants . . . Not cotton . . . Tight . . . S**t . . . Cater to big girls with tactile issues!
You go round admiring the cute windows in the buiding supplies store?
Load More Replies...I prefer wandering around and deciding what I would buy if I had the money. It's actually peaceful and relaxing.
exactly. My husband laughs at me when I do that. I will walk through a store, touch things and say oh how cute.
I think the touching part is really important. It gives a whole new level of information about the clothes - how it will be ironed, how quickly it will get wrinkles, how it will feel to the skin, will you get too hot in it, will it itch ...
Me on tinder looking the cuties but not matching anyone because I'm not ready to date.
Especially if we don't have any money. And just because we say it's cute doesn't always mean we actually want it.
Yes. I'm overweight, so when I sit down in the summer my boobs sweat and my belly. When I get up I have a smiley face on my shirt in sweat
I put one of those tube popsicles under my boobies when it's too hot.
Load More Replies...I've got big boobs and in the summer put deodorant underneath.
Or when you finally get to do that over/under/around/back/front/side-scratch after taking off the bra. Looove that!
My girlfriend, she was mad at something, and was busy getting herself worked up. Without her full knowledge, I unhooked her bra over her shirt , pulled the straps for her shoulders and scratched her back and her under boob area. She calmed down really fast.
Well done! It is not easy to go against social expectations.
Load More Replies...Taking off the bra after a long day is one of the greatest feelings of relief.
that is what I wear to bed every night and every morning I have to put her back in.
This is random, but does anyone else walk around the house holding one of your boobs? I picked this habit up from my grandma, and I really do find it comforting
All the time. Or when I’m reading or watching something too
Load More Replies...Or it will have bunched up and destroyed the circulation in your arm.
And if and when it does, your man will automatically wake up and see it as an invitation for sex! He could be so soundly asleep, and then... BAM!!! Boob is out! WKe up! Sex time!!
I'm currently sat in bed wearing a tank top ten. Girls, please stay seated
I did a quick change of tampons while on the phone with my boss. Accidentally stepped on the old tampon, blood went everywhere, while I calmly gave my boss instructions to find a file on the computer.
Tampons are horrifying (to me, at least). I applaud you!
Load More Replies...I didn't cry,because I couldn't believe what just happened. I even fixed it back with a kinesiotape. All very fast,guess still shocked. But afterwards......!!! ,
Load More Replies...i literally CAN NOT put on mascara without opening my mouth lmaooo
Load More Replies...step three: carefully and with a good deal of magic, stroke wand along eyelashes starting from the base without getting black on your eyelids, skin around eyes or eyeball because if you do that s*** aint comin off.
And then once you have all the clothes out, put it on your head and pretend youre in jail
When you’re in basket jail: 42D3BB1C-E...1-jpeg.jpg
Or taking it outside to hang it up to linedry? When I was young I prefered to carry it on my head because I´ve read about it in books and I needed to learn that for some strange reason...
I miss be able to do that. Apartment living sucks for country gals
Load More Replies...Or worse yet, have a kid on one hip, one yelling and pulling on your clothes, another one into something, whatever you're stirring on the stove is boiling over, and you suddenly realize you're one of those old ads for frazzled mothers and whatever item is being pushed to help them.
Feel getting in it and the wheeler and calling for someone to push me back to the back door ( I’m tired )
Is always so sad when your favorite of the 5 finally becomes unwearable - because you wore it so much.
If I see that it becomes favorite one, I always run to shop and buy additional one :D so after first one becomes unwearable, I have a new same looking substitute :))
Load More Replies...Frig that--I wear the same spring/summer stuff in the fall/winter--I just wear a black mockneck underneath.
Man: I wear same clothes in all four seasons... I might put a sweater or jacket over them if a cold winter, but otherwise same clothes all year long.
Me, in summer: I have nothing good for Summer to wear, its all either too hot or hideous! Why do I have so many winter clothes and no summer clothes? Me, in winter:I have nothing good for Winter to wear, its all either too cold or hideous! Why do I have so many summer clothes and no winter clothes?
Not just a woman thing. If you see my dad, there's a good bet he'll be wearing black pants.
Happens all the time. Hubby laughs at me when I pull it out and of course, I pop it in my mouth. Not if it has been there a long time, only after I drop it in.
I don't get if it all happens in one movement, which would find exceptional skill.
Load More Replies...Hahahaha I always find food like chips, chocolate or something in my bras xD
Not really. YOU STEP INTO IT. At the end of the day, I pull mine down, catch it on my right foot, kick up and spin it in the air 3 times, and then catch it in my hands. It's all in the attitude.
Load More Replies...Especially when still sweaty...there's always that one millisecond of panic that I'm actually not going to be able to get the damn thing off!
I hate the feeling I get when I wear a sports bra. I know they are supposed to be binding, but damn.
You haven't experienced true sports bra hell until you give up on the one-piece sports bras (because the girls are just not the right size to make that easy to wear) and buy one with a zipper on the front. Go out for a walk, feeling all secure and.....the zipper splits open top to bottom, causing a titular explosion in your shirt. And you are still 5 blocks from home.
At home when you're alone and can't check the locks and windows too many times
Load More Replies...The grocery store, walking to your car in the day light, the way into the doctors office, AT the doctor's office, at church....
It's scary to be a woman driver? Is Megan Amram saying women are bad drivers? I've never been scared to drive as a woman. If people don't like it, they can get off the sidewalk.
Discussion in a group where men were saying they couldn't understand why women are scared of being alone after dark. Questions asked by some: Have you ever looked in your backseat when getting in to your car? Have you felt safe waiting for transportation? Do you know why women hold their keys between your fingers? Why would someone need to get away from a date or someone at a bar. None of them had a clue about why. They just didn't understand that women are always on alert for assault, rape and mugging. They just didn't get it.
I don't get this. Like at all. Unless you live in a non Western society there should be no reason to be afraid and I am not.
Really? Perhaps some self-defense classes are in order. Then get a weapon, any kind of weapon, and learn to use it.
Yes. I take self defense classes. I also travel with a gun, pepper spray and a hatchet. Which one I use to defend myself will depend entirely on my mood and how stupid someone is being.
Load More Replies...Thank you! I don't drink, so I just go along for the painting part. I would love to do the crafting!
Load More Replies...Yeah, cuz there are at least 5 strong women behind every good man!
Load More Replies...And in menopause it gets even worse ... lol, hate it when I get overheated :))
Load More Replies...Hahaha! I’m 60 now. If popcorn falls in to the bra and boobs, I just casually fish it out and pop it in my mouth! Don’t care, so stare all you want!🤪🤪
I'm no good with heat either, but I don't see how any of these are just for ladies. One time, my father's friend (who is also a guy) got so hangry he threw a piece of meat.
When you have huge boobs even with the most perfect bra if you do a weird movment they just go wtf and try to escape XD
Load More Replies...Time for a new bra, might be a bigger one. I hate seeing the 4-boob situation.
I feel so dumb... I read the first sentence and genuinely thought "How many of these brave souls fly free?!?!" Then I realized she meant men...
No the words you want are "I need a bigger cup" Also. Holding the cup and shaking it gently so your book falls into the cup helps
That's when the top line of the cup is too tight and you see the boob version of visible panty line. Because boobs are jigglier than buts, it usually divides one breast in 2 parts, one in the cup and one above it. So then you end up with 4 boob
Load More Replies...Nearly all of us know that boobs change size each month right? So why aren't bras adjustable, not the bit at the back, the cup bit. ?
I don't know. I think that it would be too difficult to do that and make it pretty too. Or... there could be buckles involved which would then dig into your boob
Load More Replies...I can relate! I always get a bit too excited when I find another new best friend. My hubby says it sounds like a first date or something.
My hubby thinks that too. He's like, "Geez, are you two in love or something?" And I'm like, "Shut up! You don't understand!" Lol.
Load More Replies...Lol. "Sister wives without the husband". That's actually how I've felt about some of my besties.
This word - I do not think it means what you think it means.
Load More Replies...HEY DONALD, LISTEN UP: I may be 12, but that doesn’t mean I can’t relate to this. I am becoming a woman, and many of the things i can understand. So don’t tell me I am not relating to this unless you know something about female puberty and womanhood!
Load More Replies...I kinda miss something about pulling your bra out of your sleeve and sling shotting it across the room when you come home from work, but other than that: yep!
*wears boys' jeans* At every store I've been to, some crazy sponge cake cut holes in random spots in the jeans! Other girls got so desperate, they bought it.. Can't wait for the tailors to get back..
Load More Replies...What about pretending you're dying while showering on your period??? That's a big part of my life and deserves to be recognized!!!
It is the blood of my boss. Ehrm, my enemies, that's it, the blood of my enemies
Load More Replies...I know nothing about women, except this: If you give her sea shells, she will put them on the toilet tank.
Not every woman lives in the Demolition Man movie.
Load More Replies...Have you ever had a guy tell one or several jokes that you find hilarious but he isn’t laughing as much, so you feel like you’re being too girly?
Hey, well congratulations if you don’t have to deal with some of that annoying stuff. I’d really love to know how
Load More Replies...I feel like pockets being in like 90% of these posts might be a sign...lol
pockets are small to get us too by purse/bags men just need their wallet,phone and keys in it
Boycott purses and the companies that sell super tiny pockets!
Load More Replies...HEY DONALD, LISTEN UP: I may be 12, but that doesn’t mean I can’t relate to this. I am becoming a woman, and many of the things i can understand. So don’t tell me I am not relating to this unless you know something about female puberty and womanhood!
Load More Replies...I kinda miss something about pulling your bra out of your sleeve and sling shotting it across the room when you come home from work, but other than that: yep!
*wears boys' jeans* At every store I've been to, some crazy sponge cake cut holes in random spots in the jeans! Other girls got so desperate, they bought it.. Can't wait for the tailors to get back..
Load More Replies...What about pretending you're dying while showering on your period??? That's a big part of my life and deserves to be recognized!!!
It is the blood of my boss. Ehrm, my enemies, that's it, the blood of my enemies
Load More Replies...I know nothing about women, except this: If you give her sea shells, she will put them on the toilet tank.
Not every woman lives in the Demolition Man movie.
Load More Replies...Have you ever had a guy tell one or several jokes that you find hilarious but he isn’t laughing as much, so you feel like you’re being too girly?
Hey, well congratulations if you don’t have to deal with some of that annoying stuff. I’d really love to know how
Load More Replies...I feel like pockets being in like 90% of these posts might be a sign...lol
pockets are small to get us too by purse/bags men just need their wallet,phone and keys in it
Boycott purses and the companies that sell super tiny pockets!
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