We might act like Muppets sometimes, but we’re nowhere near as good at counting as Count von Count. One! Two! Three! Hahaha. And that’s more or less where our worldly wisdom with numbers ends.
(Un)fortunately, we’re not the only ones whose brains sometimes derp out and throw their math skills out of whack! And that’s what the ‘They didn’t do the math’ subreddit is all about. It documents all of the biggest math fails on the net and all of the times people messed up when doing school-level counting. (Just remember not to mix this community up with its counterpart, the ‘They did the math’ subreddit.)
Check out some of the funniest ‘They didn’t do the math posts’ and upvote your fave pics by giving them a big old upvote. Do you have any embarrassing math fails to share with all the other Pandas? Drop us a comment below. Who said that math can’t be fun?!
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Not Age Appropriate
Small Brain Moment
A Penny A Day For A Year Will Get You Nowhere
I know how the guy/girl thought it was 9,125 dollars with the quarter. Because he probably did 25x365 and not 0.25x365
The subreddit has over 24.3k members and has been active for 6 and a half years at the time of writing. And the community is all about making your inner numbers’ wiz groan and cringe. There’s nothing like feeling like a genius at math when you compare yourself to the worst of the worst, is there?
But suppose that being better than the worst isn’t enough for you. You like a challenge. You enjoy improving yourself. Pushing past your limits. You’re a Panda, after all! Luckily, there are countless (pun not intended) free and paid resources online to help you sharpen your skills with numbers. From big names like Khan Academy to small scale websites and projects that you’ll find hiding in the cracks of the internet, right in-between posts about cats.
Not Sure That’s How That Works
Tipping Ain’t A City In China
While some peeps have an easier time learning math, I sincerely believe that everyone can reach the genius tier if they put in enough time, effort, and focus. I for one was really awesome at math when I started school (multiplying stuff was my bread and butter). However, I started struggling when they started throwing in letters and weird concepts into my calculations. I’m sure that more than one of you has been there, dear Readers.
But one thing that I learned was how much carving out an hour or two for practicing basic math problems helped me out. That and knowing some amazing math wizards who explain to you the illogical logic behind numbers. TL;DR—practice makes perfect and soon enough you’ll be a Muppet like Count von Count.
Centaur Proportions.
So Close
Ah Yes, Calculation
Well, if he sleeps just three hours less, then it means he can drive for 27 hours per day...
Or he could put away an hour or two every week in the TimeBank and then withdraw them as needed. I hear the interest isn't very good though.
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I feel like this is the entirety of Trumpers' response to science in general.
When you can easily check something for yourself but just call it fake math anyway...
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"I'm not sure if I agree" = I will never admit I am wrong even if you prove it.
Well, in Texas, the speed limit is 80mph. 80x24 = 1920. BUT if you drive on the ending day of daylight savings time, the day is 25 hours long. 80x25=2000. So technically, in Texas, you could drive 2000 miles in one day, if you never needed to get gas. (Texas isn't 2000 miles wide, so you'd have to double back. Though it feels that long when driving through it.)
And if you were in Germany, 130 km/h (81 mph), is the recommended top speed on the German autobahn but there there are still a few stretches of autobahn where it is legal to put the pedal to the metal and drive at top speed. https://www.german-way.com/travel-and-tourism/driving-in-europe/driving/autobahn/driving-on-the-autobahn
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When they nationalize that 27 hour day, I will use the time to sleep in
HOW MANY PEOPLE DONT HAVE A SIMPLE EDUCATION IN THE USA? THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THAT COUNTRY
2000 miles east to west could pass thru 3 time zones. making 2000 miles in a day possible
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On the other hand: why should he be limited to 75 mph? Any proper car will do 100 mph so he can make the 2.000 miles in 20 hours. Even if you sleep 6 hours and travel 18 a day, you can do 2.000 miles a day, doing 111 mph, which is an adequate speed to travel.
That's silly. No car will be able to do such constant speed nonstop, even 75mph. The guy was just being hypothetical.
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And this is how Trump got to be President... jebus cheetohs our country has the worst educational system on the planet...
I just love it when you give people actual FACTS and they still don't get it - kinda like Trump losing the election.
"Well, I'm not sure I agree." This. This is why we are in the state we are in. Because people can't handle when they aren't always right about something. Even when they are given plenty of evidence that they have it wrong.
The red swatch has obviously never driven cross country....At least not in THIS country.
that would also assume that there's a unending source of fuel so a atomic car I take it then
I was once berated by an upper manager at lunch when I referred to the sun as " our star " . He laughed at me loudly saying how ridiculous a theory that was. Our sun was a " sun ". This man had a MBA.
You can still drive 2,000 miles in a day if you are rich and have a circular track with a three mile circumference and drive over the speed limit. But you wouldn't get anywhere useful.
If the math doesn't work, the only way he can prove it is to try it. But I don't trust him to read his odometer correctly. But please, try it.
Look up: Cannonball Run Challenge. Thank's to Covid (clear roads!) the record is now at 25h39min for the full 2800 miles New York-- LA; so 2000miles in 24h seems a doddle... A well-planned doddle.
Ignore The Comment
What A Genius
I'm sure he is not trolling, so it means that the second solution is correct
At Least They Tried
Yep
Seems About Right
Makes Sense
Yay! We All Win
Fox Is Making Up Numbers
How Many Trips Back To The Store?
Ah Yes, The 500 People Population Of The U. S.
Once A Day For Whole Year
This Was Not A Joke
For The 0.01th Time?
Hmm...
How Do I Take Advantage Of This Special?
When Did Free Become So Expensive?
Please Explain... Yes...
Only 4% Of The People Wash Their Hands?
I still hope the numbers by CDC are wrong. Such a low percentage sounds outright disgusting.
Communicative Property Is Anger
Tiktokers Can’t Be This Dumb
Valentine's Day Instant Baby Or That Elusive 4th Trimester Pregnancy
Abc Did Not Do The Math
I'm guessing you could pick more than one option in the survey? It would make sense if the graph wasn't a pie chart
Social Distancing
IT WORKS!, but only if you can get people to stand in a tetrahedron.
Wow! What A Great Deal!.....wait....
Pemdas
What A Deal!
Shouldn't A Vp At A Mortgage Company Understand How Compounding Interest Works?
Oof
can someone,,, explain what is going on here??? like, I get it, but I also don't - obviously it's wrong but where is the error?
Off By 100x. Still Way Too High But Holy Crap How Do You Mess This Up?
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I have dyscalculia and still knew that some of these are wildly wrong!
Having dyscalculia must make life very difficult at times.
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This is what happens when you underfund education and underpay teachers.
Isn't number 21 correct? 8:20 is 20:20 on a 24 hour clock/"military time"
that wasn't the prob. the sign said it would only happen once. it happened everyday for that entire year
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Reading the posts, I was feeling so smart. Then I read the comments. Now, not so much. Kudos to the math side of BP
My brain still rejects numbers. Straight to the comments where it's only capable of processing funny words!
I have gotten math embarrassingly wrong before but even I don’t understand how some of these happened.
With all due respect, that's not really OCD. That's just being human. Other people getting things wrong annoys us. OCD is not this, OCD is a serious mental disorder that isn't just 'oh i'm a perfectionist lol'.
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I have dyscalculia and still knew that some of these are wildly wrong!
Having dyscalculia must make life very difficult at times.
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Isn't number 21 correct? 8:20 is 20:20 on a 24 hour clock/"military time"
that wasn't the prob. the sign said it would only happen once. it happened everyday for that entire year
Load More Replies... Reading the posts, I was feeling so smart. Then I read the comments. Now, not so much. Kudos to the math side of BP
My brain still rejects numbers. Straight to the comments where it's only capable of processing funny words!
I have gotten math embarrassingly wrong before but even I don’t understand how some of these happened.
With all due respect, that's not really OCD. That's just being human. Other people getting things wrong annoys us. OCD is not this, OCD is a serious mental disorder that isn't just 'oh i'm a perfectionist lol'.
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