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If you were pretty online between 2013 and 2018, first of all, I’m sorry, second of all, you are most likely familiar with the somewhat hard-to-define sire called Tumblr. Part interactive blog, a repository for creative works, and a safe haven for fandoms, its influence can still be felt across various internet spaces to this day. 

The Worst of Tumblr” Facebook page actually goes above and beyond its name and shares hilarious and random posts as well. Below you will find a collection that should be entertaining and a bit unhinged, regardless of your taste, so remember to upvote your favorites as you scroll through and comment your thoughts below. 

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL 😆 If he's gonna steal it anyway, why not?

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    Part of the appeal of Tumblr was its key differences with other social media. Instead of focusing on the individual person, the focus revolved around fandoms, art, memes, and discussions. One’s personality plays a part in what one creates, but the anonymity did allow for more freeform content. 

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    It’s not surprising that many artists, actors, and musicians all had Tumblr accounts at some point, before, during, and after fame. Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and even Ryan Reynolds have and perhaps still are allegedly Tumblr users. While one does not have to stay anonymous on Tumblr, it no doubt adds to the appeal. 

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd read it! But I'll read most fantasy stories.

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so wholesome <3 strangers helping strangers, i have faith in the world

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    While still quite popular, or at least recognizable, Tumblr is still a pretty niche platform compared to giants like Twitter or Facebook. While this might mean less revenue for its owners, the flip side is more focused content and a more consistent demographic. The vast majority of its users were teens and college students, with at least half of its active user base being younger than 25

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    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like it’s staring at something and just quietly thinking… “Merde”

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't, I remind him. After 30 years together (26 married), his memory isn't what it used to be! 😁

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    Unlike many other social networking sites, Tumblr users are surprisingly prolific, as many do make their own content. In 2019, there would be over 21 million posts made a day, despite only approximately 30 million active users at that time. Compared to Facebook or Instagram, where the majority of users almost never post anything, it’s still a vibrant community, if somewhat reduced over the last few years. 

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    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How could you leave me? Every day there has been a very persistent burglar here looking for me. Luckily I am good at hiding."

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    This reduction in content and usage came about in 2018 when adult content was banned in an attempt to make the platform more marketable. This, predictably, backfired, as more adult-style content was quite popular. The anonymity and relative freedom of content originally made Tumblr a haven for people exploring their sexuality and researching others’ experiences. 

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    Corlissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol burn gonna need aloe vera for that

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    While many assume that the rapid reduction in usage following the adult content ban indicated that much of Tumblr content was not for children, statistically, only approximately 22% of its traffic was specifically for this sort of content. Many left the platform in protest, not so much because they needed it for adult content, but because they did not like the direction it was going. 

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't sleep with anyone you don't want kids with. Problem solved!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of my cats, as an adult, have been strays. 5 strays and one I adopted from family that couldn't keep her. Best cats ever!

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    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood the I’ll only date men over a certain height thing. We’re all the same height lying down!

    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her, but there's nothing wrong with having a preference. (There is a lot wrong with using the preference as a pretense to mock or degrade people one isn't attracted to though.)

    Parmeisan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with a preference, but it's a bit weird if it's a dealbreaker. I mean it's up to each person to decide but there's a weirdly high number of people who aren't capable of looking past it. I think many of them are limiting themselves unnecessarily.

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    Saint Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A famous french humorist, Coluche, said : "In life, there is no small or tall... the good length for the legs is when the feet touch the ground."

    Linus Bourque
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is 5'9" (well over 6' in heels) and I'm 5'-nothing. As I often say, from where I stand, everything is in perfect line of sight.

    Blondie23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the height thing either... the measure of man is how he treats you and the other people/animals in his life.... I mean for real!

    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandmother was barely 5 foot, grandfather was 6'1. She always said as long as it matched up, it didn't matter! 😆😁😄

    JamezyJamez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird post. Yes, congrats on your love and happy marriage, but I'm 6'4 and neither I nor any of my tall male friends are womanizing alcoholics. Many are happily in love, just like her.

    Ma Fra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a strange comment of her, I agree.

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    Jenny Barton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always preferred a man I can look in the eye.

    Ovata Acronicta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a short king who is both strong enough to throw me around, and small enough that I can throw him around. I suppose I also need to be strong in this scenario. We will be strong and short together.

    Alessa Gillespie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the "height requirements" garbage. I'm (F) taller than my partner (M) and it has never been an issue for either one of us.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 6'3" and I LOVE tall women! I don't have to bend over to kiss them!

    wordsupfool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm... that is a weird post that deserves unpacking. She is insulting short men, tall men, herself, and alcoholics. Kind of sort of as a flex brag/ humble brag. Strange.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get a bust in the eye in 3 - 2 - 1....

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Wizard of Id somebody quotes: "The measure of greatness is not to be found on a yardstick."

    Tin Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! I am way taller than my hubby. 😁

    Anony Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a "not like other girls" type post. I'm so cool because my boyfriend is short. Obviously all tall guys are dumb alcoholic jerks and I'm smart because I'm not as shallow!

    Li’l E.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally understand not caring about height, but wth is going on with their decorating scheme? It’s all over the place.

    Yoyo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda feels insecure if you have to brag about it.

    Anya Beboop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rather backhanded in wording so I get what you mean

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    Cindy Irvin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer shorter guys. They're cuddlier. My mom is 5'2" and only dates men over 6 '. Seems silly to me. I don't like those tall gangly guys.

    Melissa Powell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this. Met a really cute boy who was 5’9 I was 6 foot in heels. I bought shoes with shorter heels

    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not overly picky, but I will say that I would like someone be at least my height.

    Will J Dochartaigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 6’ 4” and have been happily married for decades. My wife wasn’t seeking a tall man, we ‘clicked’ on love of outdoors, primarily camping. Finding a 76” tall guy was a bonus. So, please don’t condemn all for a simple preference.

    Tony Debski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right there....MY life...it's been SO cool!!!....and NO-ONE seems to just TALK to the tall leggy beauties ....only 2 people on Earth!!

    Bettina Jansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I've always found it weird to set hard criteria before even meeting someone. You might meet someone who fits none of your preferences, yet have a wild chemistry with them.

    Jane Hower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus she learned it's the little guys that have the BIG packages!!! hehe

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Envy your guy for at 6'4", I'll never get the kind go attention you give. Best for you both.

    Al!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wearing underoos!!!

    Natasha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only say they need to be taller than me, but I’m like super short, so that’s pretty much every guy…l

    PandaPops
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im 5ft 2. 5ft 5 is tall for me

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that's so sweet... I'm the shorter 1 in my relationship sadly

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    King?

    SmooshieFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a gal who was 6 ft, her new husband was about 5'6. In the wedding pictures, HE stood on the stairs. They were adorable together

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically speaking short people live longer, so by inference women who want tall guys are hoping they die sooner?

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s probably society (spoiler: it is!) but I don’t like feeling like a hulking giant and I’m only 5’7”.

    Trevor Hardy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women who want tall men don't just want them tall I'm 6ft4 and can't catch one of these girls lol

    Be Dentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on the subject but they have an Interesting interior taste.

    Colleen Glim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m also tall “5’11””. Shorter guys always felt awkward to me. But I’m not judging. You do what makes you happy

    Casper Mijacogeo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but true. My ex was only interested in men over 6 feet.

    JayWantsACat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As s****y as this timeline currently is I'm happy that we have and use many more positive terms now, like 'short king', when we used to bully someone like this over something they couldn't help (or if they could and just didn't want to).

    Sandra Morison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the person NOT THEIR LOOKS.....personality is sooooo much more important and lasts a whole lot longer

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only 5'3" so it wasn't that hard to find someone taller than me. And man, she's got legs for days! Gorgeous!

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    Ponz666 p
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that USA men where taller than European ones, turns out I would be above average

    Cara Vinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My King is 5'9 and he worships me. And I him.

    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAARRRRROOOOOOO!!!! CARN THE HOBBITS!!!!

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is 6'4", his wife is 5' wearing shoes. She says the only drawback is that she needs a chair to climb up and smack him in the back of the head when he is an exceptionally big idiot.

    Christian Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you're happy. I hope he never becomes one of the innumerable short alcoholics in this world.

    John L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, 80% of the women, go after the same 10% of men, and for the life of them, can't figure out why they can't find Mr. Right.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn't be funny but it is! 😄

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that so much! What happened!?!

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I’d be ROLLING lmao I have to remember this for when my sister turns 32

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kids write weird stuff sometimes. The price you pay for asking!

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    Francis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i worked in retail, i had some people closer to my age who would get frustrated with something, but they wouldn't scream. they APOLOGIZED for being frustrated LOL

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that works, let me know. I'll give it a try!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 That's hilarious 😂

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 2 of them. Raise them with sarcasm, live with it forever! 😂🤣😅

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games don’t help me “relax,” they have me screaming “yessss YESSSS” at the screen like Gollum when he gets the Ring. Get it right, EnochPowell. 🙄

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

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    MargyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We now call it "Doing a Bradbury" when you are winning without any effort

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BFF from HS lives over an hour away (more if there is traffic-Houston). When my kids were little, she always came to my house to visit. She married later in life and had 1 kid. Now I try to go visit her when her schedule allows. And that's why we've been BFFs for 42 years and counting.

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    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have backed up a few feet and braked hard. Door slams shut. Boss comeback.

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    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puss in Boots got a weird translation here, the dog is called Perrito and every time they say his name the subtitle goes "Speaking Spanish", like it is his NAME you dont have to translate it!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few "wash day" outfits for things like this, things I wouldn't wear out - just around the house 😅

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that trying to make French onion soup. Disaster!

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd match, date and marry her on the condition that our second child be named Optimus Prime. Ohhh, I live for the day when the kids argue and I'm on the phone so I can go "Yeah, Megatron and Optimus are at it again. Em honey, could you please take that fusion cannon away from Meg? You remember the energy surges the last time that happened, right? XP

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less than a month given the food in the freezer!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and we couldn't wait to be adults! 🙄

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any cat owner/cat lover knows the axiom: all orange cats share only one braincell.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense 😕 You're already crying so you obviously already have something to cry about!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! Where was he when I was young and stupid!?!

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    Billy Harrelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with this is some restaurants are starting to post menus without prices just so they don't have to fix it every time they change the prices.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should definitely get the rengora long handled bath brush ! Scrubby scrubby all the gunk away ! And half your skin too…but nevermind that…

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    Downunderdude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Better: give me a staff list, please and I will randomly choose three people to talk to.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat hair is everywhere in this house

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Freaking BRILLIANT! How do we get this made mandatory on all vehicles!?!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa/tooth fairy/Easter bunny won't come if your room is messy. Worked til about 6

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me know when you figure out how to do this.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch them assemble furniture a/or unstring Christmas lights. Hubby got lucky i never saw tthese before marriage! 😆😅🤣

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    Gavin Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know which season this is, but Mission Winnow, MW, first appeared around 2018, since then the fastest Pit Stop Award has been won by Red Bull. This award gives points at each race for the fastest times and there’s a league table of these. Red Bull are widely acknowledged as the fastest team in the pits, rarely are they troubled by Ferrari.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in that dissociation and it's a party

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give her credit! It's kinda brilliant!

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    Sneaky Snake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with only the father working, had three kids going to school and a happy dog & a grumpy cat. Whoaaa

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    Unproductive Pigeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what kind of cats you guys have but my cats would never throw their dignity aside like this and come just bc I called them. Apparently I’m not worthy of their awe-inspiring presence :’)

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I don't want to, that's why!! Or - None Of Your Business!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause, you know, we get off at 5pm. That's plenty of time to get to your bank in rush hour traffic. NOT!

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    lunar eclipse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone teach me skincare :(. Just the basics

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    Sneaky Snake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or tell us that you're scared too. You don't have to kill yourselves. Most women will ask you not to go to check on the noise either way.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aloe, EA? For that burn you just received!

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, first they achieve full size, then they get older, but behavior remains that adorable floof you first fell in love with.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, many moons ago, we'd call the cops to our own parties, turn the music down and have pizza delivered around the same time to share a slice with them - any further calls they got after that they never worried about because they've already attended.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crimes you know that they committed but you can't prove it! 😆

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done this when I didn't feel like fighting with them about how stupid they were

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given what I have heard about the DMV, not being able to ever go back is a win

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my way. ?? At 8am if I saw that I’d be freaking out like my house is a mess, I m not even dressed…. Oh man. Lol

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    Abby Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're telling me that's not how you play Sims?

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad swears he hates, HATES, cats. Yet who is he having full conversations with at 5am when he thinks no one hears? (No one but the adult daughter [&family] living upstairs who couldn't sleep?) Yeah, I know you hate my cat, dad. Yup 😉

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that meet the minimum to be classed as an alcoholic drink?

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! If you have a pet,I want to meet them.

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    Abby Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just how it works, literally everything is work (or school in my case)

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ChatGPT sweating rn. “I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot produce sentient opinions. Please refrain from hydrating the hardware.”

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    Thom Serveaux
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah just drive the car eight feet forward without closing the door to try the next pump.

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    Cara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, unless you have a habit of dropping your drink whilst in bed. Maybe I’ll buy a sippy cup…

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flour? Powder? People need to know!

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    Nancy Doughty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you may have been a dog (or cat) in a past life ;)

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is currently laying on my chest and making me a bit too warm

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    The Exquisite Pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ate three tubes in one go and now I hate them :)

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    liyanee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would never show up to your funeral in person, but they will send a mail and complain about your absence.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that's kinda brilliant. Hubby loaned his NEW fast charger to youngest and it disappeared. Yup, never using mine!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a mortgage payment less than rent, yet they say you can't afford a house? Uh, then why is the monthly payment cheaper?

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    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect it to make a comeback in 2027

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for more money for more work. Funny how they quit asking

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, comedy on 2 levels. Try Aladdin! Robin Williams nailed it!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Start looking for a new job now

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. If you didn't serve me you're not getting tipped

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine moved back to my state, and bought a house with an upstairs hubby, youngest, roommate and I could live in. All so I could pay off medical bills from cancer. Just as we're almost done, hubby has a heart attack, then 10 months later a stroke. They've paid our bills for 8 months while waiting for retirement to kick in and never once complained. I hope I'm that good a parent !

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    Charlie the Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK!!! THEN!!! GOOD!!! ADVICE!!! THANK!!! YOU!!!

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toxic trait is that I think he will fall madly in love with me the moment he sees me! 🤩

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    Francis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i almost always say i go to bed/going to slepp and still scroll insta and co for a bit.. she was a psycho!

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that, for the first 10 years of our relationship, I drove a hoopty jalopy of a Volkswagen Eurovan that STILL had more cylinders than my boyfriend’s Toyota Camry. XD I still have that van! …and the boyfriend, lol

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    MooMooFutch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. It needs to be higher on the list so more people can see this.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing, but you know that paragraph of text that's always under the name of the dish? That's actually what we call a "description" of the dish and its ingredients and preparation. Life hack.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause iPhone sux! Nothing but trouble with the one youngest had. Replaced 3x the first year, 2x the next year. Then, even with insurance, they refused to replace or fix. Said we had to buy a new phone. We did, but it wasn't an iPhone!

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this entry is in a foreign language XD source: am aged 41

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be my friend! I talk myself out of buying stuff!

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got my first at 38. Told my kids that as long as they mean something to you, I have no problem with them getting them. I have 3, son has 2,daughter has 3 tiny ones. All have special meaning and we regret nothing

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    maka paka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this the same about those that dont' want there GF's, wives or other halves wearing nice clothes. Balls to that, i want you all jealous of me

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