30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

"😂" she said unprofessionally

This is why it is now hard to believe any real heartwarming stories on the internet these days

Basically all corporate world, using pompous words to bulls**t their way into high level positions...

Wow... see what I was saying earlier, the internet is just fiction now

As a job hunter, it actually helps. Haven't heard back from company x in 2'weeks and their HR suddenly checks your profile - need to follow up today with person who viewed.

This "non-executive director" is so proud of their new invention. We better not tell her...

Hey, I met that guy! I think he's still talking about himself. Or to himself. Something like that...

That feels like every platform

Humility at its best!!!

You what? So this prick assumes that his interns should be poor, and punishes them for not being poor? How the f*** does a boss have anything to say about an employee's personal belongings anyway? It's insane how many people confuse wealth with personal worth.

Wow, this is so embarassing that it hurts.

With a heart heavy as a stone he sat behind his mahogany desk engulfed in the warm yellowish light of his turn-of-the-century banker's lamps, while he read yet another publisher's e-mail rejecting his manuscript. Apparently his style of writing was deemed to be 'archaic' and 'over the top'.

And then everyone clapped.

How would you like to have your patience tested every day? Congratulations, you're just the kind of doormat we're looking for!

Glasgow mate

You has no choice but to listen to her since she just ran you over

A long hard think that had him believing trees are fiction...

That's a weird way of promoting your business, by comparing it to a deadly virus that devastated economies

So, no life?

You laugh but this is a pandemic... people out here even try to get their home appliances in pictures. They will have fancy toasters and coffee makers in places that don't make sense

Really, nunchucks? What kind B-grade movies has this guy been watching to think that any biker-looking guy will 'go berserk' in a random place because someone on the phone told him to?

They're not meetings, they're classes, you self-important beetle. And he's probably heard his parent say that on a daily basis so he trotted it out to impress them.

Ew

I believe I can see the whole numberplate. Oops..

The cringe tho...

People can't help themselves... they have to brag

so the moral of the story is you should work for peanuts?

3. Place after the 'E'.

🐂

Pro tip: Don't work for the guy that is dumbfounded by the concept of a sick day.

WELCOME BACK TO MARKETING 101!! TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST... DAVID KELLY!!! KNOWN FOR PENETRATING HIS CLIENTS!!!!!

....eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

Ugly car

Whatcha doin with ur hands Barry?

So, is #MassiveAction his code word for a good poop?

Yeah, I'd be "lost for words" if I had that mess emailed to me from an Exam Board member.

Well, it's not 24, but it is WAY too much. There is absolutely no reason for so many screens, it does not help production at all. Unless you're a mall security guard, obviously.

I'm on the edge of my expedition with this mustang

You did, you killed the frog

Yes, if you're in Sales and Management, pay attention to the fact that this supposed "professional" is apparently unable to hold even a debit card and can't comprehend that the reason the manager gave him the drinks for free is because the only other option was throwing them out.

Yeah right

Call them Eskimos to their faces and see what happens

I feel so bad for people that work at Starbucks it seems that's where all the really horrible people go to have an outburst.

Another workaholic who will most likely not have a pension to enjoy as he keels over from a heart attack in his late forties.

Yeah, they look like gang members to me... especially that guy on the left wearing a pink button down under a pullover... S.U.S.P.I.C.I.O.U.S!

This guy's day might be more productive if he wasn't apparently taking 30 minutes to make a coffee then another 30 minutes to drink it.

What do you mean “Not quite the weather to be washing a car (bright sunshine!)”? So Stupid only washes his car in the pouring rain?

I read it like #Go Hardor Go Home

People with money seem to love making people without break down in public.

Ouch. Though that episode of Come Dine With Me pictured was a belter

Nice hygienic hospital.

Spell check: It's Michaela Vain, not Wain.

Harry Potter giving up auditing?

Here's another thought! Let's have it in the last car, and let's disconnect it from the rest of the train!

Confidence is a terrible flaw.

"Support a Wanker" charity?

*wandering

For sure this happened, and the unicorn flying by at the time will verify it.

Wut?

Hmm yeah because the watchmaker has no idea what he's looking at, what with his complete lack of knowledge of his craft.