35 Spot-On Memes And Posts About What It Means To Have A White-Collar Job, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Account
InterviewEven if you’re not working in the US, you know how crazy the American corporate culture is from various snippets on the internet, movies and TV shows. We can learn a lot from their memes as well because they usually reflect reality the most accurately and reveal the worst parts of being an office worker sitting in your cubicle.
On the other side of the world, which is now entering summer while we are waiting for winter, they have their own version of American corporate and it’s Australian corporate. The best way to discover what it’s like and to compare it to your own experience is through memes provided by Instagram account The Aussie Corporate.
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That's me today. Monday - Friday I stagger out of bed. Saturday my body clock goes "Yeehaw kiddo, it's 5am. Time to jump up & partay" FML
Planning on sleeping in on Saturday, but my body clock be like: It's 7 am. Don't you think it's time to WAKE UP
My boi (pfp) at 2am this morning because he heard coyotes yipping outside ugh...
The Aussie Corporate is a very serious meme establishment which is covering all corners here. Not only do they have an Instagram account with nearly 58k followers, they have Twitter, Facebook, TikTok and LinkedIn accounts as well as a website where they share the realities of being a white-collared worker in Australia.
That’s what sucks about being in the top 10% in terms of competency in the workplace—everyone tries to take advantage of you for it. :(
New project! *they hand it over to me to figure it out*. Then automate it later with IT. Come annual review and get a low rating. "Why is my rating low?". Boss; "VP thought you took too long to complete XYZ project". Me; "then why give it to me". Boss; "you are the most qualified and the others would take too long and make it less efficient". Me; "What the actual F***!" Boss; "Yeah, I know, bunch of bulls***, I rated you higher, and the VP intervened".
I'm in a male dominated field... someone snidely asked the Labor Coordinator what I did. He replied, "Her job, plus anything the little boys do incompetently". I loved that guy!
Everyone needs a 'jabba the hutt' face Id saved for convenience.
On the website, The Aussie Corporate tells their story of origin and it turns out that they started during the scary times of the good ol’ pandemic, “Forged from the fires of resentment whilst working from home during the COVID pandemic, the Aussie Corporate started out as a humble meme page but has transformed into a community of so much more.”
When Bored Panda got in touch with the creator of the page, they added, "We started this page during COVID as we saw a lot of great finmeme/lawmeme content from the US but nothing really hit home for us as Aussie professionals."
Like every serious company, the meme page defines their vision on their page as well: “Our vision is that The Aussie Corporate will be a platform for Aussie Corporates run by Aussie Corporates, with the aim of bringing you community-driven insights, news and gossip to equip you for your climb and grind up the corporate ladder.”
it’d be hard to get any work done if you’re anxiously waiting for the ‘red light’ period to be over and you can finally move your body again. 😂
My new boss told me she is "a hands-on manager." Tell me you micromanage without telling me you micromanage
I already hate facebook with a burning passion. Imagine my response when they created "a facebook, but for jobs".
This should be at the top. Very sick of the "my work is awesome" bs.
If you think school is already hard, wait until you have a job. It's like school all over again, but doubled, and you can't report the bullies to anyone nor can you hit them in the face.
Load More Replies...I just really want to know more about why William Dafoe looks like one of the deckhands of a haunted ship on Scooby-Doo
While the Instagram page seems just like a collection of themed memes, it’s actually a community where people come to not only make fun of their jobs that they don’t necessarily like, but to talk about real issues and find some answers.
The community that formed is actually the thing that the creator of the Instagram account enjoys most about this project, "Everyone is in the same boat and so supportive of each other. Our favourite stories are those where someone had initially thought that they were alone in the trials they were facing at work, but realising that there's a huge bunch of us that have gone through the same thing. We also love that everyone is highly switched on and this has led to some really interesting and insightful conversations."
This is both the most fun part about having a meme Instagram page dedicated to a specific topic, but it was not was also unexpected, "What started as a meme page has transformed into so much more. We are really a community at heart and whilst we love to poke a bit of fun at corporate Australia, we ultimately want to make everyone's work lives a bit easier, whether that be through humour, providing helpful insights or even shedding light into poor behaviour that firms can sometimes get up to."
Here's an article by David Burkus about how email makes people less productive. https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidburkus/2016/04/06/how-email-made-you-less-productive/?sh=14f91ab0325d
I've just read it. Thanks for the link! Unfortunately, the alternative the author suggests is face-to-face meetings or telephone calls, which honestly sounds worse. Too much human interaction! I'd much rather be an unproductive troglodyte, hiding in my cave.
Load More Replies...I used to tell people "emergencies will be handled in the order in which they were received."
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound as they go flying by. If nobody's dying on the other end of that "must have it now" BS, it can effing wait!
“Procrastination on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on my behalf”.
The Aussie Corporate administrators started a blog on their website and are answering some of the questions based on people’s experiences and research and that is when the connection in the community really shows.
The website says, “What generally starts as a simple question to y’all often blows up into a full-blown discussion full of helpful anecdotes and practical tips. This blog is about covering those topical issues happening in AusCorp and bringing together the wisdom of the masses to deliver you insights that you never knew you wanted.”
Not only that, but they provide information about certain firms and what it’s like to work there based on the experiences of people in their community. You can find out what salaries people who work in Aussie Corporate get and what are their experiences with after-hour and parental leave policies.
Companies be like: please solve world hunger and report to me at 5pm.
Although the fun part is still the memes. However, despite memes being a form of humor, corporate memes most often include the sad parts of having a job and are more of an outlet to complain about very specific things that others also find relatable.
LinkedIn made a list of 10 things that bring the most dissatisfaction for working people. Most often it’s not the job itself but what comes with it, which includes feeling ‘stuck,’ being poorly paid, fearing losing one's job, not liking the company or boss, feeling unappreciated or overmanaged.
I design riverboats, it never fails that someone in the office will start using all the corporate slang and the "wheelhouse" ones are my favorite! "That's not in my wheelhouse! Oh, no mate, that's because we don't store things like that in the boats, check the supply closets!"
Load More Replies...No, that’s his younger brother brother, Chris. The still is from Malcolm in the Middle and Danny was on That 70’s Show.
Load More Replies...My company did that and asked me to work overtime to “help them out”. I said no sorry I have a family. 40 hours is as much “help” as I can give
Staff Square adds factors such as colleagues and commute as other reasons and explains why people won’t leave their jobs. Well, the most obvious one is that they have financial responsibilities like rent, mortgage, children, debts and bills.
It’s also not that easy to find a job once you decide that the current one is not good enough. It is scary to leave a safe space and you may not want to leave it if you worked your way up just to find yourself at the beginning again.
It's I think replicating the office meme but with a weird dresser creature
I want to work wherever that's the dress code! Oh, wait. Asgard. Hmmmm.... I'm good.
I'll take asgrad any day because where I'm at now it sucks balls deep.
Load More Replies...LETS GO TO ASGARD @harpling wants to dress like that I want to see it
If you would like a more personal take on why people hate their jobs in the corporate world, Quora users shared their perspective. Most of them mentioned that it is because they don’t feel valued as people because they can be replaced very easily.
They also feel that it’s fake, based on unachievable targets and involves a lot of biting of your tongue when someone higher than you expresses their disappointment in your work or behavior without a reason. People online describe such work as “slavery” and a “transaction.”
The Aussie Corporate shared with us what they think the solution to making an office job more enjoyable could be, "I think in an ideal world, if every firm was well-staffed, that would make a world of difference. Realistically, this is always a tough balance as firms are focused on profit and so over-hiring is never in their interests."
Always the boss because we don't want a meeting with hr about how at the office everyone is a family and leaving on time is hurtful
Load More Replies...I think they are fabulous, and better than any of us will ever own
Load More Replies...Is it just me or does the email look like it’s scream-crying with its teeth clenched
You should see the inside!! Look up the Barbie Beach House in Santa Monica, CA
People find peace of mind in sharing these problems with others with the same fate, which may be one of the reasons memes on the topic are so popular. Venting helps to get through another day with a micromanaging boss or annoying colleague because the job still gets the bills paid.
Do you find any of these memes from the Australian workers’ daily struggles relatable? Do you find that Aussie Corporate is in any way different from the rest of the world? Let us know in the comments!
I call it a scream booth. A place where you can go and scream obscenities about anyone and no one can hear. Then you emerge so calm just because you released frustrations!
That's not what it's for? What is it, The Booth Of Shame??
Load More Replies...I worked in an open office that had one of these. Its a sound proof booth for making confidential calls. Its purposely small and has an uncomfortable seat to discourage people from staying in there for personal calls. Notice there's no space for a laptop. Everyone on the zoom call gets to see your nose hair as you hold it a foot from your face.
I asked for one of these for me only 2 weeks ago. I'm an engineer in a noisy plant and want to be able to concentrate
"They said you could help me." Well I guess we'll f**k it up together. With your name on it of course..
When the boss fails you, just go to the person who told the boss to do it ;)
That's why you always need that task that is already late so you can use that to escape
Being called at 23:00 when I start at 04:00. "Uh-huh, yeah.. Send me an email, I've already forgotten everything you said."
I HATED this! 7AM, NOT even my direct supervisor: Three missed calls, Voicemail: "Where are you?? I need x done right away!", followed by two back-to-back texts just in case... 😠😠😠 9AM Get to work... "Why didn't you answer my calls? I sent you messages! You are assigned this task!" I am, but my hours are 9-5. ((Just as every other admin, since the beginning of admins.)) "But you should have answered!" Not at 7am. I only provided my personal as a courtesy in the first place- for work hours only. If you feel otherwise, talk to my boss 😎 Boss rolls eyes and tells jerkhole to never call admins after hours again 😁
IDK, looks like a blindfolded Michael Jackson to me though.
Load More Replies...Can't relate. Too hate working to even check linkedin or notice what's happening there.
Lol. I asked a new hire to take minutes once and got a verbatim record. I was actually a little impressed. Then I taught her what minutes were...
Too stupid to get a law degree. Never worked in a law firm to get the joke.
It looks like, "Headline: Law Firms about to Make S**t-Ton of $$" and the firms are turning around and telling their staff (ie, non-lawyer workers), "Sorry, you're only getting a cost-of-living raise... plus 0.5%." Ie, law firms make more money, but don't increase pay of/give bonuses to non-lawyer workers. Might be seeing it wrong, tho, happy if corrected.
Load More Replies...Round up to 5000 to make it an even number (only putting this to have the top comment lmao)
who else checked to make sure and got a different number?
Spoiler Alert! Nobody wins the aliens blow up the moon sending the world into chaos
Load More Replies...You made the mess/ mistake, but expect others to fix it for you. nope.
I'm late to the party, but anybody know what that painting is called? I'm very fond of it, maybe because I relate.
Work can be my life when it start paying me enough. While it's still paying me minimum wage, I'm hitting snooze with no hesitation.
Work is life? Work is only this much of my life because it takes up so much of my day and I like surviving
One of perks to being non-exempt...my company hates paying OT. I don’t blame them.
I'm guessing yall get to cash them in? We lose it if we don't use it so it's the other way around 🙃
Illegal in my province. Leave is used or cashed out. There is no losing it if you don’t use it.
Load More Replies...Take your time off. At some point the money just isn't worth it. Never taking time off isn't something to brag about/normalize.
I worked for a company that purposefully had no employee guidelines so they could do sh*t like this: Employee #1 asks to bank a week of PTO because he was already out on paternity leave for the rest of the year and it's approved. He tells them it's so he can vacation in Fiji next year. Employee #2 (me) is pregnant and requests to bank PTO in case I needed an extra week after maternity leave. Denied. In the end, I was laid off before my child was 3 mos. old. 😂
Are people still allowed to work from home I thought musk put an end to that?
I don’t even know where my work shoes are anymore. I saw them last when the office got locked down in 2020.
I haven't touched my work clothes since then and it's been really nice not to worry about it.
Load More Replies...It's very nice of you still trying to make an impression. I couldn't care less about what i wear to office. I'm secretly hoping they'll fire me and pay my compensation because i dress so bad.
nah, my favour led to me clocking in for 14 hours of overtime, but was really just watching one piece pretending to type s**t
Sent this article to my mom... she actually thought it was pretty funny.
Sent this article to my mom... she actually thought it was pretty funny.
