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Even if you’re not working in the US, you know how crazy the American corporate culture is from various snippets on the internet, movies and TV shows. We can learn a lot from their memes as well because they usually reflect reality the most accurately and reveal the worst parts of being an office worker sitting in your cubicle.

On the other side of the world, which is now entering summer while we are waiting for winter, they have their own version of American corporate and it’s Australian corporate. The best way to discover what it’s like and to compare it to your own experience is through memes provided by Instagram account The Aussie Corporate.

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Manic Mama
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's me today. Monday - Friday I stagger out of bed. Saturday my body clock goes "Yeehaw kiddo, it's 5am. Time to jump up & partay" FML

MED71
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was happy, and also sad to upvote... Lmao. HUMAN!

Mama Penguin
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Planning on sleeping in on Saturday, but my body clock be like: It's 7 am. Don't you think it's time to WAKE UP

Captain Az
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Thegoodboi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boi (pfp) at 2am this morning because he heard coyotes yipping outside ugh...

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The Aussie Corporate is a very serious meme establishment which is covering all corners here. Not only do they have an Instagram account with nearly 58k followers, they have Twitter, Facebook, TikTok and LinkedIn accounts as well as a website where they share the realities of being a white-collared worker in Australia.

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    Tessa Fontaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what sucks about being in the top 10% in terms of competency in the workplace—everyone tries to take advantage of you for it. :(

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reward for being good at your job is the privilege of doing everyone else's jobs as well.

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New project! *they hand it over to me to figure it out*. Then automate it later with IT. Come annual review and get a low rating. "Why is my rating low?". Boss; "VP thought you took too long to complete XYZ project". Me; "then why give it to me". Boss; "you are the most qualified and the others would take too long and make it less efficient". Me; "What the actual F***!" Boss; "Yeah, I know, bunch of bulls***, I rated you higher, and the VP intervened".

    Fannie Lemay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody thinks they are more competent than their coworkers...

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a male dominated field... someone snidely asked the Labor Coordinator what I did. He replied, "Her job, plus anything the little boys do incompetently". I loved that guy!

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    MED71
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd not delete Tom. But random b******t emails..yes!

    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs a 'jabba the hutt' face Id saved for convenience.

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    On the website, The Aussie Corporate tells their story of origin and it turns out that they started during the scary times of the good ol’ pandemic, “Forged from the fires of resentment whilst working from home during the COVID pandemic, the Aussie Corporate started out as a humble meme page but has transformed into a community of so much more.”

    When Bored Panda got in touch with the creator of the page, they added, "We started this page during COVID as we saw a lot of great finmeme/lawmeme content from the US but nothing really hit home for us as Aussie professionals."

    Like every serious company, the meme page defines their vision on their page as well: “Our vision is that The Aussie Corporate will be a platform for Aussie Corporates run by Aussie Corporates, with the aim of bringing you community-driven insights, news and gossip to equip you for your climb and grind up the corporate ladder.”

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    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’d be hard to get any work done if you’re anxiously waiting for the ‘red light’ period to be over and you can finally move your body again. 😂

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god my former boss was Korean too lol

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new boss told me she is "a hands-on manager." Tell me you micromanage without telling me you micromanage

    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This Is Hell. What Are The Rules In Hell?” – Deok-su

    Matt Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People regularly do things they don't like doing...

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, am thrilled to be surrendering all higher brain function to our new Alien Overlords.

    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already hate facebook with a burning passion. Imagine my response when they created "a facebook, but for jobs".

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be at the top. Very sick of the "my work is awesome" bs.

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes I forget that I have school 😅

    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think school is already hard, wait until you have a job. It's like school all over again, but doubled, and you can't report the bullies to anyone nor can you hit them in the face.

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    Josh Carpenter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just really want to know more about why William Dafoe looks like one of the deckhands of a haunted ship on Scooby-Doo

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life Aquatic and The Lighthouse

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    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that people who test out mattresses for companies make like $250 an hour. Paid to sleep???

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Great actor! 😊

    While the Instagram page seems just like a collection of themed memes, it’s actually a community where people come to not only make fun of their jobs that they don’t necessarily like, but to talk about real issues and find some answers.

    The community that formed is actually the thing that the creator of the Instagram account enjoys most about this project, "Everyone is in the same boat and so supportive of each other. Our favourite stories are those where someone had initially thought that they were alone in the trials they were facing at work, but realising that there's a huge bunch of us that have gone through the same thing. We also love that everyone is highly switched on and this has led to some really interesting and insightful conversations."

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    This is both the most fun part about having a meme Instagram page dedicated to a specific topic, but it was not was also unexpected, "What started as a meme page has transformed into so much more. We are really a community at heart and whilst we love to poke a bit of fun at corporate Australia, we ultimately want to make everyone's work lives a bit easier, whether that be through humour, providing helpful insights or even shedding light into poor behaviour that firms can sometimes get up to."

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    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an article by David Burkus about how email makes people less productive. https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidburkus/2016/04/06/how-email-made-you-less-productive/?sh=14f91ab0325d

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just read it. Thanks for the link! Unfortunately, the alternative the author suggests is face-to-face meetings or telephone calls, which honestly sounds worse. Too much human interaction! I'd much rather be an unproductive troglodyte, hiding in my cave.

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES why do you people do dis!!!???

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be harassment!! Ffs! (Sorry for the expletive)

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell people "emergencies will be handled in the order in which they were received."

    Sara Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound as they go flying by. If nobody's dying on the other end of that "must have it now" BS, it can effing wait!

    Jespren Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Procrastination on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on my behalf”.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need it on my desk by tuesday, even though I'm leaving for two weeks vacation on monday"

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when you get pulled up for not being more proactive when you spend your days having stuff dumped on you that apparently is all urgent and vitally important.

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    The Aussie Corporate administrators started a blog on their website and are answering some of the questions based on people’s experiences and research and that is when the connection in the community really shows.

    The website says, “What generally starts as a simple question to y’all often blows up into a full-blown discussion full of helpful anecdotes and practical tips. This blog is about covering those topical issues happening in AusCorp and bringing together the wisdom of the masses to deliver you insights that you never knew you wanted.”

    Not only that, but they provide information about certain firms and what it’s like to work there based on the experiences of people in their community. You can find out what salaries people who work in Aussie Corporate get and what are their experiences with after-hour and parental leave policies.

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    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time to put the work down and scroll through Bored Panda!

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me making my kids Halloween costume this year....

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me, but on Sunday at midnight, and I need it on Monday.

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sure, if it's two days worth of work. Oh. Wait...

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you get extra pay for weekend working.

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    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies be like: please solve world hunger and report to me at 5pm.

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    Jake B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or working in the next state over. 😕

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d unfriend anyone whose flexing on me that hard-

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    Although the fun part is still the memes. However, despite memes being a form of humor, corporate memes most often include the sad parts of having a job and are more of an outlet to complain about very specific things that others also find relatable. 

    LinkedIn made a list of 10 things that bring the most dissatisfaction for working people. Most often it’s not the job itself but what comes with it, which includes feeling ‘stuck,’ being poorly paid, fearing losing one's job, not liking the company or boss, feeling unappreciated or overmanaged.

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    Josh Carpenter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I design riverboats, it never fails that someone in the office will start using all the corporate slang and the "wheelhouse" ones are my favorite! "That's not in my wheelhouse! Oh, no mate, that's because we don't store things like that in the boats, check the supply closets!"

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    Joshua David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Danny Masterson? I never watched this show.

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that’s his younger brother brother, Chris. The still is from Malcolm in the Middle and Danny was on That 70’s Show.

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    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was overworked as the only designer in my company. A large national corporation bought 3 construction companies in the area and only one had a designer on staff. I now am the sole designer for 3 different companies. Yay me.

    Harlan Bleiler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company did that and asked me to work overtime to “help them out”. I said no sorry I have a family. 40 hours is as much “help” as I can give

    Alice in Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, this is my work! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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    Staff Square adds factors such as colleagues and commute as other reasons and explains why people won’t leave their jobs. Well, the most obvious one is that they have financial responsibilities like rent, mortgage, children, debts and bills. 

    It’s also not that easy to find a job once you decide that the current one is not good enough. It is scary to leave a safe space and you may not want to leave it if you worked your way up just to find yourself at the beginning again.

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are danny gonzalez and harry potter shaking hands

    Noah Libitsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's I think replicating the office meme but with a weird dresser creature

    Piggy Tee
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    America again...

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to work wherever that's the dress code! Oh, wait. Asgard. Hmmmm.... I'm good.

    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take asgrad any day because where I'm at now it sucks balls deep.

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    Devon Archer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cate Blanchettes hottest role.

    Seth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure, she played a hela hot villainess ;)

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    simfan all day every day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LETS GO TO ASGARD @harpling wants to dress like that I want to see it

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes looking over my shoulder

    If you would like a more personal take on why people hate their jobs in the corporate world, Quora users shared their perspective. Most of them mentioned that it is because they don’t feel valued as people because they can be replaced very easily.

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    They also feel that it’s fake, based on unachievable targets and involves a lot of biting of your tongue when someone higher than you expresses their disappointment in your work or behavior without a reason. People online describe such work as “slavery” and a “transaction.”

    The Aussie Corporate shared with us what they think the solution to making an office job more enjoyable could be, "I think in an ideal world, if every firm was well-staffed, that would make a world of difference. Realistically, this is always a tough balance as firms are focused on profit and so over-hiring is never in their interests."

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    Angela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now it's who's the first one out of the office

    simfan all day every day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always the boss because we don't want a meeting with hr about how at the office everyone is a family and leaving on time is hurtful

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    just me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to be first so I could start the day without people talking at me nonstop. I like a less social start to the day. And middle. And end.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully I never worked at a place like this.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, both of these houses are so fugly

    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are fabulous, and better than any of us will ever own

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    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the email look like it’s scream-crying with its teeth clenched

    Seth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know GI Joe and Barbie are neighbors.

    Bianka S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the inside!! Look up the Barbie Beach House in Santa Monica, CA

    DAN COOK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love live in black house

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    People find peace of mind in sharing these problems with others with the same fate, which may be one of the reasons memes on the topic are so popular. Venting helps to get through another day with a micromanaging boss or annoying colleague because the job still gets the bills paid.

    Do you find any of these memes from the Australian workers’ daily struggles relatable? Do you find that Aussie Corporate is in any way different from the rest of the world? Let us know in the comments!

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is far more stable and patient than I will ever be!

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    Ba-Na-Na
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it a scream booth. A place where you can go and scream obscenities about anyone and no one can hear. Then you emerge so calm just because you released frustrations!

    Josh Carpenter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what it's for? What is it, The Booth Of Shame??

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in an open office that had one of these. Its a sound proof booth for making confidential calls. Its purposely small and has an uncomfortable seat to discourage people from staying in there for personal calls. Notice there's no space for a laptop. Everyone on the zoom call gets to see your nose hair as you hold it a foot from your face.

    Viktor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a small table on the right side

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    Liv harrison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A concentration pod of sorts so you can focus

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    Telepathetic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Collaborate Better"--Read --"Easier to steal your ideas/credit"

    Viktor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a bunch of such soundproof booths to attend meetings without bothering everyone in the open plan office. People who chair a Teams meeting and just talk for an hour in open plan area should be flogged

    Simon Murray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for one of these for me only 2 weeks ago. I'm an engineer in a noisy plant and want to be able to concentrate

    Falcon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these before in an office, but the ones they had were bigger and looked more comfortable.

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that person shows up at my workplace, it will indeed seem like the end of the world.

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They said you could help me." Well I guess we'll f**k it up together. With your name on it of course..

    Shawnna Clement
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the boss fails you, just go to the person who told the boss to do it ;)

    Sheri Muntean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just have to Google the answer, too, be here goes nothin'...

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you always need that task that is already late so you can use that to escape

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    simfan all day every day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This surely must happen for someone and I envy them

    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being called at 23:00 when I start at 04:00. "Uh-huh, yeah.. Send me an email, I've already forgotten everything you said."

    CJ Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATED this! 7AM, NOT even my direct supervisor: Three missed calls, Voicemail: "Where are you?? I need x done right away!", followed by two back-to-back texts just in case... 😠😠😠 9AM Get to work... "Why didn't you answer my calls? I sent you messages! You are assigned this task!" I am, but my hours are 9-5. ((Just as every other admin, since the beginning of admins.)) "But you should have answered!" Not at 7am. I only provided my personal as a courtesy in the first place- for work hours only. If you feel otherwise, talk to my boss 😎 Boss rolls eyes and tells jerkhole to never call admins after hours again 😁

    Matt Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is actually happening in this picture?

    Mary Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, looks like a blindfolded Michael Jackson to me though.

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you monday! Hold up I need your signa..! *SLAM*

    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apes together strong when we say f**k this let's just go home.

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    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't relate. Too hate working to even check linkedin or notice what's happening there.

    Truth Speakin'
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is linkedin?? Gald I dont.know.it!?!?!

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    Sheri Muntean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I asked a new hire to take minutes once and got a verbatim record. I was actually a little impressed. Then I taught her what minutes were...

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    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too stupid to get a law degree. Never worked in a law firm to get the joke.

    Joe Blowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CPI is an average measurement of the price of items commonly purchased and is a way to see if there is inflation

    john s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like, "Headline: Law Firms about to Make S**t-Ton of $$" and the firms are turning around and telling their staff (ie, non-lawyer workers), "Sorry, you're only getting a cost-of-living raise... plus 0.5%." Ie, law firms make more money, but don't increase pay of/give bonuses to non-lawyer workers. Might be seeing it wrong, tho, happy if corrected.

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    FlatEarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Round up to 5000 to make it an even number (only putting this to have the top comment lmao)

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a good blonde joke. I'm blonde.

    dev mehta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blond girl doing math 🤣😂😂😂

    Frando Bone
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    3 years ago

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    Spoiler alert! This is actually an image of midterm votes being counted in Nevada and Arizona.

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler Alert! Nobody wins the aliens blow up the moon sending the world into chaos

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made the mess/ mistake, but expect others to fix it for you. nope.

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    too indesicive to choose name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm late to the party, but anybody know what that painting is called? I'm very fond of it, maybe because I relate.

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    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work can be my life when it start paying me enough. While it's still paying me minimum wage, I'm hitting snooze with no hesitation.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work is life? Work is only this much of my life because it takes up so much of my day and I like surviving

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of perks to being non-exempt...my company hates paying OT. I don’t blame them.

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    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing yall get to cash them in? We lose it if we don't use it so it's the other way around 🙃

    Ronna Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal in my province. Leave is used or cashed out. There is no losing it if you don’t use it.

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    Bard Briquette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your time off. At some point the money just isn't worth it. Never taking time off isn't something to brag about/normalize.

    Shawnna Clement
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a company that purposefully had no employee guidelines so they could do sh*t like this: Employee #1 asks to bank a week of PTO because he was already out on paternity leave for the rest of the year and it's approved. He tells them it's so he can vacation in Fiji next year. Employee #2 (me) is pregnant and requests to bank PTO in case I needed an extra week after maternity leave. Denied. In the end, I was laid off before my child was 3 mos. old. 😂

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't feel like buying printer cartridges.... Yep, totally eco-friendly!

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are people still allowed to work from home I thought musk put an end to that?

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know where my work shoes are anymore. I saw them last when the office got locked down in 2020.

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't touched my work clothes since then and it's been really nice not to worry about it.

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    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >_> I live in scrubs. I wore jeans last week for the first time in a half year, or a year... I forget. it felt... weird.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are these work clothes you speak of?

    Channo Sagara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very nice of you still trying to make an impression. I couldn't care less about what i wear to office. I'm secretly hoping they'll fire me and pay my compensation because i dress so bad.

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    Zaphod_000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, my favour led to me clocking in for 14 hours of overtime, but was really just watching one piece pretending to type s**t