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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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    We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

    "The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

    The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

    However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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    Katie Boyle Report

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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    Amber Yancey Report

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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    From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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    Steve Falletti Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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    Larisa Bondarets Report

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    Ben Rowland Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My milkshake is for me, I did not invite any boys.

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    As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

    The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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    Jonathan Newton Report

    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Greek part says "We're Orthodox Christians" so you might have to edit it a little 😉

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step outside Ma'am, we've had several reports of someone screaming Oh God Oh God last night

    Sonia Phocas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation is wrong: ‘we are Christian Orthodox. We do not allow anyone to bother us/lecture us on our religion’. That’s what it should say.

    ...
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Greek but I'm definitely not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt I think the part in Greek is trying to say that we won't let anyone bother us because of our faith (like persecute or hurt us?) The English translation is definitely wrong

    Craig Morrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are orthodox Christians. It is not permitted for anyone to bother us on the matter of our faith."

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    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign should be more places!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish schools and hospitals would have these signs.

    mary norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why??? What’s wrong with discussing religion???

    Rosa Mardani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because, tho i dont say it outloud much, there ARE ppl who arnt religious! and they are mostly polite, so they keep their traps shut! believe it or not, they even feel uncomfortable when others talk about this stuff, SO, thats why!!!!

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check your municipal ordinances. In my city, if you post a "no soliciting" sign, it includes religious proselytizers. They ignored my sign once, whereupon I demanded to see their permit, also required by municipal ordinance. They left quickly.

    Kavouris Helen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this translates to: we are orthodox Christians and don't allow anyone to come here and speak to us about matters pertaining to our religion.

    Catmandu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eimaste hristianoi orthodozoi den epitrepomen se kanenan ma mas enohlei gia themata tis pistis mas (in Greek)

    Yuyun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for Thanksgiving

    Anna Poręba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a peaceful time with no consequences later you all better not talk about: Religions, politics, someone's weight/age.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia a sign > Attention sales people DO NOT KNOCK < makes it against the law for them to knock. Also makes most religious sales pple leave without knocking.

    Kahlan H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign actually says "we are Orthodox Christians and do not want anyone to bother us about our faith/religion."

    Bryan W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add politics to that sign plz.

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Politics. And Social Politics. ... well, to anyone that want to discuss anything! I just want nice conversations on my property.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t need anything after the word: prohibited.

    dragonic_meg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making this sign once I have my own place

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought it said Klingon

    Vanessa Panerosa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first line says, “We’re Orthodox Christian”

    Heather Nemanic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try telling that to those young Men who come to your Door wearing a Bright White Dress Shirt and shiny Black Shoes..

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we post signs like this everywhere!?

    Kaylee Brock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is stupid im a christian so i dont like this

    Amy hipps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch the religion to politics and i need it!

    Elijah Freilich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ΕΙΜΑΣΤΕ ΧΡΙΣΤΙΑΝΟΙ ΟΡΘΟΔΟΞΟΙ ΔΕΝ ΕΠΙΤΡΕΠΟΜΕΝ ΣΕ ΚΑΝΕΝΑΝ ΝΑ ΜΑΣ ΕΝΟΧΛΕΙ ΓΙΑ ΘΕΜΑΤΑ ΤΗΣ ΠΙΣΤΗΣ ΜΑΣ actually translates to WE ARE ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BOTHER US ABOUT MATTERS OF OUR FAITH

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell ‘em “Why yes, I have time and would love to hear about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! But I get to go first and tell you about my Lord and Savior The Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Some times, so as not to get bored, I change it up to “My Lord and Savior Cthulhu” or the old standards, “My Lord and Savior Satan, or Beelzebub, or Baphomet.”

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that sign in a tavern? They should have politics on there also. Alcohol doesn't mix with those two.

    Linda Daulby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this by my gate to stop people knocking on my door asking to be either Mormon, Catholic, Protestant, or any other religion with me putting a little added to it saying i believe in my myself.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could discuss religion and politics all day! I used to invite Jehovah Witness' into my home to confuse them about religion. They soon stopped coming. Don't know why.

    Marguerite Wagner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stopped coming because they are looking for people who want to learn about the Bible, they are not looking to discuss with people who are obviously not interested in learning what the Bible teaches.

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    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proves the Greeks got it down

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need this at the entrance to the Supreme Court.

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have one on the door of every church, and political office.

    Stavros the Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a sign to warn off Jehovah's witnesses who usually ring the bell and ask if you would like them to talk to you about religion. So both the Greek and English translation make sense, in their own way.

    Crocodile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign was made by Orthodox Christians.

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the folks complaining about the quality of the translation have missed the point…

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The translation is wrong. Sing says "we are Christian Orthodox and we don't allow anybody to annoy us about our faith". It's actually NOT a cool sign.

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the English version was what they intended to say and the greek version just a bad translation!

    Πέτρος Λε
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not even what the sign says in Greek. It says “We are Orthodox Christians, no is allowed to bother us about matters of our faith” This is put up in Greek homes in areas in Greece (and US, Canada, Australia, etc) where there are a lot of Greek Jehovas Witnesses trying to convert the Orthodox Christians to their false religion. We don’t want to hear it.

    Z Kalnina
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top line (not translated) says: we are Orthodox Christians Then they ask not to discuss their particular religion with them.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should hang On My Frontdoor🤣😂

    Leda Anastasia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are christian Orthodox, we don’t allow anyone disturbing us in regard to our faith. This is a very typical sticker the local church is giving to their hardcore members and even the language choice (old Greek) is disturbing and problematic, highly associated with the far left.

    ptridimas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Greek, I agree with the lower part, not the upper one

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's actually in Greece, that's hella ironic.

    Alfred Meltegir
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    The Greek part is disgusting. It says, more or less: "We're Orthodox Christians. We will not allow anyone to bother us about our issues concerning faith"... This essentially says "I am entrenched in my faith, and if you wanna talk about my faith, f**k off". Which is horrible.

    Penina Baron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be disgusting in your eyes if they were secular and didn't want to be bothered by religious people? If they don't want to be harassed by people questioning their decisions and beliefs regardless if they would be religious or secular, I personally don't have an issue with it.

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    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

    "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

    If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

    Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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    Eric Blum Report

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉

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    Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

    With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

    "A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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    Jerry Moody Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet the person who thought of this!

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    Di Davies Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

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    "There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

    "A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

    But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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    Moe Rogers Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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    Gadi Solomon Report

    Toni ha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

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    Liina Ruuven Report

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    Tricia Allen Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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    Luís Cruz Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why the dishwashers nationality was important to know.

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    Violet Viall Report

    Livi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that they even have to remind people of this...?

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    Traci Ashe Skaalrud Report

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    Daniel Adams Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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    Susan Dault Powers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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    Tony Byrne Report

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    Ann Holiday Report

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    Philip James Report

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    Jurica Mandić Report

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    Peter Buitenhuis Report

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    Jason Crockett Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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    Barrett Ludwig Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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    Boris Adum Report

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    Naomi Wilkey Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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    #53

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    Bill Fenstermaker Sr Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I'm living with SUBTRACTION?!

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    #55

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    Aaron Essig Report

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if done out at the bar or table, it would be rude not to share.

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    https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject/ Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!

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    #57

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    Morgen Selmer Report

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uterus was a one-hit wonder, retired very early.

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    Craig Hey Report

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    Lyn Green Report

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why proper lettering space is important, kids.

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    Michael Morales Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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    Dan Weston Report

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    Tricia Allen Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That’s not cool. Someone call animal control.

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    Alan Scott Report

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural beauty is having an extra set of legs

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    #69

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    Bella V. Vid Report

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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    Mike Harrington Report

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    Greg X Scragg Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

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    #72

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    Adena Meier Weisholtz Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically all the real numbers are fair game here?

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    #76

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    Jesse Holland Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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    Luís Cruz Report

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    Neb Rodgers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dang, there go my plans for the evening...

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    #80

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    Nathaniel Gordon Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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    #81

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    Jacqueline Morrow Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0% Off! I can't afford NOT to get this! /s

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    Colleen Zweck Report

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    Fredrik Viklund Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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    Ray Nemetz Report

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    Jodie Volk-Dave Allenson Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign….or the towel dispenser? Either way, I’m worried

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    Mark T. Brinson Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, it makes another organ water

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    #90

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    Mark Gilchrist Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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    #92

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    Kirk Juergens Report

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I wanted quality fathead minnows

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    #93

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    Rob Jones Report

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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    David Leisure Report

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    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's reversed to be read in a rearview mirror

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    Kelly Jo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even royalty trash gets special treatment

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    Anthony Rooney Report

    David Meacheam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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