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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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    We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

    "The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

    The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

    However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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    Amber Yancey Report

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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    From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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    Steve Falletti Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My milkshake is for me, I did not invite any boys.

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    As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

    The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

    "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

    Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉

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    Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

    With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

    "A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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    Jerry Moody Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet the person who thought of this!

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

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    "There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

    "A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

    But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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    Moe Rogers Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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    Toni ha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

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    Tricia Allen Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why the dishwashers nationality was important to know.

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    Livi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that they even have to remind people of this...?

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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    Susan Dault Powers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comma bothers me more than it should.

    Ernesto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what if you're a landlord for a brothel?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I entirely empathize with people who find the profit margin of apartments unacceptable. (Please see your local politicians about artificially throttling development supply but not throttling demand... looking at you, California.) But as a matter of fact, I've had two different friends who sold their houses to move into smaller ones because yes, in fact, being a landlord is a ton of work.

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the point of the sign is. Am I supposed to be guilted into selling my properties and becoming an escort? Am I supposed to be convinced to close my OnlyFans and rent out my apartment for an easier life? Am I supposed to bring this up with my wife to let her know that she no longer needs to pay half the mortgage, but she DOES owe me for years worth of work after reviewing the balance of who was on top the most?

    Hedgeh og
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to be less disingenuous, respect sex workers for the humans they are, and understand that people who jack up housing prices are causing massive problems across society. It's not that difficult.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex work is work, and being a landlord is also work.

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a landlord does not inherently require work. Plenty of landlords do nothing more than pay a management company and cash rent checks. If a landlord also manages the property, that is indeed work, but it is not something required of all landlords.

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    Julie Mervar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the flack landlords constantly bet around here... Long story short, I owned several rental properties with the intent of providing nice, affordable housing to people in need. I got screwed in every front from people tearing up my property to unpaid rents and utilities to (and this is the part I wish people knew) to the government penalizing me for NOT CHARGING HIGH ENOUGH RENT! So please understand the landlords are victims too. It cost me SO much money to be a landlord in the end.

    Gina Mangin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blow job is still a job- Terry from Reno 911

    Chonky Lilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the condition of the property and the needs of the renter. I would say I've done the front end work to make sure our rental property is up to spec so there are no major maintenance issues. Just the monthly AC filter check, pest control and biweekly maintenance of the yard and landscaping to remove debris and trim the shrubs. Get calls every now and then on minor stuff. It's not a lot of work but being on call 24/7 is a commitment. Didn't hire a property management service as it's a good 10% that they charge.

    Evelyn Ann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish you were my landlord. I asked for a new fridge 2.5 years ago as the freezer is broken- 3 months later bought a chest freezer. The only thing they care about is water or heat being stuck on bc it cost them money, they showed up immediately for those!

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    Alexa Saltz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on how you pay your rent...

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "being a pimp is not".

    robin woordes
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    3 years ago

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    Omg yes! I hate how people can make a shitload of money just because they have money to exploit other people. F**k them! Or well.. Rather f**k a sexworker I guess.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friends who own rental properties. If you think being a landlord isn't work - as well as a major pain in the a*s - you're not very bright.

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    Norma Jean Morrissey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls gotta have a room, don’t they?

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what’s this actually saying? If you’re a landlord you’re a wh0re?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once the tenant leaves, the landlords work begins.

    Lisa McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone add a dot above the colon ffs!

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign is actually kind of disturbing.

    Alicia GriffonLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a good landlord is tons of work. Always someone breaking something or a kid flushing something, or a kids science project got out of hand. Always something... Combination handyman, collections agent, diplomat, and whatever else is needed in the moment. The shittastic landlords that don't give or do a damn, yah. That's not work.

    tullotoe underfoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you don't call your landlord when something is wrong?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said someone who never got phoned at 5:00 a.m. to fix a toilet.

    Baleygr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't wanna rent? Buy your own place then. You can't? Maybe it's not always so easy to get to own property. Also, a lot of landlords are good and do work for it.

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago

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    Sex work is not work...

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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    Rose the Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I'm living with SUBTRACTION?!

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    Kelly Jo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if done out at the bar or table, it would be rude not to share.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!

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    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uterus was a one-hit wonder, retired very early.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why proper lettering space is important, kids.

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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    DeadLetterOffice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That’s not cool. Someone call animal control.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural beauty is having an extra set of legs

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    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically all the real numbers are fair game here?

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    Jesse Holland Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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    Luís Cruz Report

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dang, there go my plans for the evening...

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    Nathaniel Gordon Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0% Off! I can't afford NOT to get this! /s

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign….or the towel dispenser? Either way, I’m worried

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, it makes another organ water

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    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I wanted quality fathead minnows

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    APL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's reversed to be read in a rearview mirror

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    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even royalty trash gets special treatment

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    Anthony Rooney Report

    David Meacheam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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