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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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    We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

    "The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

    The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

    However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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    Katie Boyle Report

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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    Amber Yancey Report

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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    From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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    Steve Falletti Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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    Larisa Bondarets Report

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    Ben Rowland Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My milkshake is for me, I did not invite any boys.

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    As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

    The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

    "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    Mike Berry Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grandfather’s tombstone says: “adios”. Nothing else. He was a dry MF.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the etched photo that really sells it. 🤣

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim had a good sense of humour

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't answer my phone.. I'm gonna live forever.

    Dan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I destroy my phone I get to live forever? I'd rather die thanks

    Kimberley McMillan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus only calls if you have an early 1990s brick model cellphone.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like the very definition of a church lady.

    Ke Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funnier if Karen answered.

    ZentheOgre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The imp on my shoulder wants to put a don't text and drive psa on that

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did Jesus call? I thought God was in charge? Is he God's secretary?

    Yuyun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Scuse me is this Rebecca?" "No it's Kimberly can I help you?" "You know what, you can, actually."

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should have screened her calls like i do.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care, and I mean it from the bottom of my grave.

    Joe Brody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how he got her phone number?

    dragonic_meg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people who have had near-death experiences get prank-called by Jesus?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can tell when that was, by the style of the phone.

    TheOfficialJesusChrist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah kim kept just blabbering on and on about " ughhh walmart keeps kicking me out because i stole a avocado to make guacamole like, that's not very live laugh love"

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have let it go to voice mail.

    moo mooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that on a gravestone?!?!!

    Jax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this on my grave

    Roberta Bray-Enhus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was calling her about her extended car warranty? She obviously dropped dead when Jesus called!

    Ezra Houssian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most legendary grave etching.

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it was Kim and not someone else. Stuff like this is sick.

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It a line from the movie/stage play Sordid Lives by Del Shores starring Olivia Newton-John, Leslie Jordon, Delta Burke

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the point of cemeteries, but that's a great engraving.

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '...and Jesus said, 'haul yer butt up here pronto, Kim''.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want that on my tombstone!!!!!

    Joseph rick
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    3 years ago

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    Not one call, no emails, no tweets, no whatsup, no fb, no instagrams, no messages in the sky, etc etc nothing from the b******t christian department in all this time and still half of America and quarter of the rest of the world swallow and believe it

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    If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

    Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉

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    Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

    With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

    "A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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    Jerry Moody Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet the person who thought of this!

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    Di Davies Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?

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    "There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

    "A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

    But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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    Moe Rogers Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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    Gadi Solomon Report

    Toni ha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people pooping with pens in hand?

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    Tricia Allen Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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    Luís Cruz Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why the dishwashers nationality was important to know.

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    Violet Viall Report

    Livi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that they even have to remind people of this...?

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    Daniel Adams Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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    Susan Dault Powers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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    Ann Holiday Report

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    Philip James Report

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    Peter Buitenhuis Report

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    Jason Crockett Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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    Barrett Ludwig Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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    Boris Adum Report

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    Naomi Wilkey Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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    Bill Fenstermaker Sr Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I'm living with SUBTRACTION?!

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    Aaron Essig Report

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if done out at the bar or table, it would be rude not to share.

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    https://www.facebook.com/groups/theabsurdsignproject/ Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we know what you don't stand for... Now tell us what you do stand for!

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    Morgen Selmer Report

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uterus was a one-hit wonder, retired very early.

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    Craig Hey Report

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    Lyn Green Report

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why proper lettering space is important, kids.

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    Michael Morales Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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    Dan Weston Report

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    Tricia Allen Report

    DeadLetterOffice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That’s not cool. Someone call animal control.

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    Alan Scott Report

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    Jurica Mandić Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural beauty is having an extra set of legs

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    Bella V. Vid Report

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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    Greg X Scragg Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calibre of your guns should be sufficient to distinguish you all.

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    Adena Meier Weisholtz Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically all the real numbers are fair game here?

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    Jesse Holland Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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    Luís Cruz Report

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    Neb Rodgers Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dang, there go my plans for the evening...

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    #80

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    Nathaniel Gordon Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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    Jacqueline Morrow Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0% Off! I can't afford NOT to get this! /s

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    Colleen Zweck Report

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    Fredrik Viklund Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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    Ray Nemetz Report

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    Jodie Volk-Dave Allenson Report

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign….or the towel dispenser? Either way, I’m worried

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    #88

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    Mark T. Brinson Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, it makes another organ water

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    Mark Gilchrist Report

    ThePanInPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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    Eddy Darbinian Report

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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    Kirk Juergens Report

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I wanted quality fathead minnows

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    #93

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    Rob Jones Report

    APL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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    David Leisure Report

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    Steve Gonyaw Report

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    Chris Mohler Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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    Mary Elisabeth Report

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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    Philip James Report

    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's reversed to be read in a rearview mirror

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    Hyatt Earp Report

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    Chrissy Anne Report

    Kelly Jo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even royalty trash gets special treatment

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    Anthony Rooney Report

    David Meacheam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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