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Thanksgiving is one of the most beloved American traditions, as predictable as the turkey on the table. It has three essential ingredients: a mountain of food, a simmering pot of old family grudges, and that one, spectacularly petty argument that brings it all to a boil.

An online community asked people to share this year's main event, and the responses are a glorious feast of holiday drama. From scorched pies to political hot takes, the arguments were as varied as the side dishes. Prepare to feel much better about your own insane family after reading these outbursts!

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#1

Calico cat near food bowl on floor with person sitting at dining table, illustrating ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments. My cat yelled at me for more food, like normal. He's the only family I have, and I love him very much.

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Lee451 Henderson
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I buy the biggest turkey I can find. It is just my mother and me, so after I cut off the meat we want, they get the carcass.

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    Elderly man in glasses discussing Thanksgiving arguments while eating dinner with wine and candles at a cozy table setting. I'm 75M

    Actually it was a pretty peaceful Thanksgiving.

    The only troubles occurred early today. I am partially disabled and a widower and live with a 44 year old daughter and her family. This morning her husband was sleeping in late as something went on at his job where he ended up working an extra shift, and worked until 5am this morning.

    Daughter was busy as heck getting things ready for the big meal and her 2 kids, teens, still remaining at home were being uncooperative about helping by doing some light house cleaning. And it was light house cleaning. So grandpa decided he'd had enough of lazy teens. And put in his two cents worth. I will admit I was not real pleasant about it.

    But the chores got done promptly and nobody died. So, no harm, no fowl. Which was good because shortly after their older sister arrived to check to see if her mom needed help. And if she'd seen her younger sibs sitting on their asses ... she can be much worse than I am.

    Otherwise just a little drama over the fact than one of our guests today was a teen boy that my 17 year old granddaughter does not like. One of those silly teen things. In the past she tried to interest him, and instead he ended up dating her best friend. She's been pissy about that since. So she made a big thing of how she'd not talk to him or be civil while he was in our home. And went into a rant about how she could not even stand seeing his face. How DARE her mother invite him!

    Well, he is one of the 2 sons of a family friend. A guy whose wife ran off with another man and left the boys with him. He's been doing his best the past year, trying to be a good parent while also needing to work. Can cook, if it's simple. Daughter and SIL invited him and the boys to our home for Thanksgiving. He's a good guy. His sons are decent boys. I've seen them at their worst and at their best. Their good far outweighs the other.

    So, shortly before they arrived my daughter, having had enough of her daughter bad mouthing the one, took her off to a private room. Now, I don't know what was said in there, but it was obviously a one way conversation, and a loud one.

    Knowing daughter, granddaughter got reminded that it was not her house, that she wa acting like a child, and the big hammer ... granddaughter was probably reminded that civil behavior was a requirement and that her having a car and driving was a privilege ... not a right. LOL ... that reminder works on her every time. That gal loves her car and being able to drive places and see friends. We live rural. So walking to see her friends would take a while.

    Anyway, she did get her mess together by the time everyone arrived. And actually was quite pleasant during the event.

    So, it was a good Thanksgiving. 15 people all together. And after there was a group playing Monopoly, another group on the X-Box. And us adults chatting for a couple hours and playing with my 2 year old great grandson.

    Our 4 German shepherds did get a very special Thanksgiving meal themselves. I even remember to give my pet turtle, Freddie, a nice crisp piece of apple and part of a banana. The SOB is up to the size of a small dinner plate these days. Maybe 7 - 7 1/2 inches at the shell. A red eared slider.

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    Otto Katz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. Would love to be invited next year, I'll bring apple pie.

    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, no harm, no fowl." No turkey for dinner, then?

    Delicate Fcuking Flower
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in a typical Midwestern grandpa voice and it warmed my heart

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You make me miss my maternal grandpa. ❤️❤️❤️

    Wendy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to be at this dinner ♥

    Allen Packard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was just a lovely read, thank you for sharing!

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love all the drama and how it was resolved . . . quietly. My family is Italian. We had the drama all right. But nothing was resolved quietly. Good job, Sir.

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    tl;dr

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U miserable mean person ,no need for that attitude , u should read it , might test h you some manners !

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    #3

    Close-up of a rat peeking out from a blue enclosure, illustrating quirky moments linked to ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments. It wasn’t really an argument but one of my aunts got drunk and started loudly telling me how she wants to feed my pet rats poison to try to teach me that they’re disgusting animals. Needless to say, I locked the rat room up.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rats took roughly the same position on the aunt.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He‍ll, *I* take the same position on the aunt.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been more fair to lock up the aunt.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No aunt next year. Extra chewable treats for rats. It's their home too. 🐀❤️

    tori Ohno
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how drunk you are, threatening innocent pets gets you kicked out and banned for life

    Daisydaisy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats are delightful animals and engaging pets. Some humans are neither delightful nor engaging.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone messes with my rats or even suggests it will not live to see another sunrise.

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why locking up the rat room? While not kicking aunt out after giving her a drink on the road - with enough laxatives to make it a, shall we say "interesting" journey home?

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    Many of the most memorable Thanksgiving arguments seem to be about trivial things like dryness of the turkey, the proper way to make mashed potatoes, and who gets the last dinner roll. But the data suggests there's often a much bigger issue lurking just beneath the surface.

    According to a Axios poll, politics remains the number one cause of holiday tension. They found that a large number of people actively dread the political conversations that are bound to come up, with many families instituting a "no politics at the table" rule that has about a 50/50 chance of actually working. So, while the fight might have started over the gravy, it was probably never really about the gravy.

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    #4

    Plate of mixed salad with creamy dressing and grilled vegetables served on a white plate with a spoon nearby. Guys my aunt decided to put raisins in the potato salad... The silence at the table was louder than any screaming match we’ve ever had. It was a hate crime against potatoes.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fiend probably puts pineapple on her pizzas, too.

    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raisins? Or did the pet rabbit get loose?

    tresgatos72
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have eaten the raisins and left the potato salad. Potato salad is a crime against spuds!

    Lousha
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone likes raisins, but a great thing about them is that they are quite easy to pick out from most types of food.

    Angela C
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend will eat almost anything but she absolutely despises raisins

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    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no raisin to do that.

    Georgina Lenna
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope! try olives ( sliced or whole or those lovely green ones with the red pepper in the middle)

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. Those are the only olives I won't eat . . . .

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    #5

    Close-up of festive Thanksgiving desserts on a wooden board highlighting popular holiday food and mashed potatoes debates. An entire pie went missing. FIL searched around town for a bakery to make a mince pie. The box was on the table with other pie wrappings but the pie was gone.

    Nobody saw it.

    Nobody ate any.

    The dog denied any knowledge.

    Accusations of thievery, incompetence, senility, treachery, gluttony and perfidy were flung.

    A thorough search was conducted, every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

    Emotions are raw.
    Glances are suspicious.
    Accusations are cast broadly .

    The pie remains missing. No clear suspects.

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    Fond O'Cats
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP seems to know too much... 😃

    Laura Slade
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't be the dog, a whole mince pie would be fatal

    Joe Reaves
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the size and breed of the dog.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never fails. Every time Jessica Fletcher is invited to someone's home, a mystery will ensue.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. Mince pie is yummy! Glad the dog is OK!

    Tam Lee
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the OP is a police officer? lol reads like a police report.

    Sally Moen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mince pie is the dark horse of pies

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    #6

    Spiral sliced ham garnished with orange slices and herbs served with green beans on a white platter. My FIL was upset because my wife and I bought the $90 Honey Baked ham and we make so much $, we should have got the $130! He ate turkey and not a slice of our ham. Just more for me!

    Puzzled_Iron_3452 , Johndon Report

    WindySwede
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♂️ bitter in law

    Janissary35680
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $90? $130? Does the ham come to the table with a little flag or something on it indicating the price?

    Sally Moen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only ever had that spiral-sliced, honey basted bone-in ham once, it was at a potluck, and I found out later how much it cost. I remember when these hams were all the rage, and I still don't understand the excitement. They are conveniently sliced, that is nice, but not really worth the price.

    tori Ohno
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to spite you by eating this dry turkey instead of the juicy ham! That'll teach you to buy the medium sized one! So there!

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW MUCH holy guacamole, I could do an entire meal for ten for that price ,all cooked fresh from scratch to !, kin hell fire

    For those who don't just endure the Thanksgiving argument but actively relish it, the satirical minds at Slate created the ultimate guide on how to not only start a fight but to walk away feeling smug and superior. Their tongue-in-cheek advice is a masterclass in holiday chaos.

    Step one: choose your target wisely, preferably a relative who is easily provoked. Step two: come prepared with a few well-rehearsed, condescending phrases. The final, crucial step is to know your exit strategy. Deliver your devastating final point and then immediately announce you have to leave, giving them no chance to respond. It's a deeply unserious guide for a very serious family tradition.

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    #7

    Two children sitting on the floor surrounded by colorful toys, illustrating mashed potatoes Thanksgiving arguments concept. Little brother tried to steal older sisters toys and they scuffled about it.


    Little brother also tried to get in the middle of putting on holiday sweaters, and tried to pull it off of older sister while it was being put on. Which was another scuffle.



    Also, these are both dogs. Bonus of having Thanksgiving alone, the only drama is dog drama.

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    #8

    Group of friends enjoying Thanksgiving dinner with turkey and candles, highlighting ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments online. Someone said ‘I’m not trying to start anything’ and immediately started something.

    That_Purple288 , Michael T Report

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘I’m not trying to start anything’ is the long version of "No offense, but ..."

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "with all due respect...".

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    #9

    One person brought up the COVID hoax, vehemently the n favor of RRFK.

    Her sister-in-law mentioned that her mom was hospitalized (in 2023) for COVID. Went on to say how her mom's been on oxygen and fatigued since then.

    Quieted things right down.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But oxygen's a hoax too. Anybody ever see any? Aha!

    Heffalump
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, cool it down enough and it's a slightly bluish liquid.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have kicked the moronic idiot out of my house.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my husband had Covid he has to rest often when doing chores. Breathing is compromised. Changed his taste buds and appetite. Happened immediately after Covid. He thanks his lucky stars he didn't have it worse.

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only her mom had known it was a hoax, she wouldn't have suffered so much.

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    For the generations who would rather avoid the fight altogether, a new and cherished tradition has emerged: the "cousin walk." This is the thinly veiled excuse for the younger members of the family to get out of the house, decompress, and, in many cases, partake in a little recreational “gardening” to make the impending dinner table arguments a bit more bearable.

    It’s the modern evolution of "going outside for some fresh air," a sacred ritual that allows for a moment of solidarity and sanity before heading back into the fray. This trend has become so popular, it's now a recognized part of the Thanksgiving cultural landscape, and the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the dispensary’s version of Black Friday.

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    #10

    Hand holding a small Fireball Cinnamon whiskey bottle inside a car, illustrating Thanksgiving arguments about mashed potatoes and drinks. Alcoholic aunt was sneaking fireball shooters, her husband ratted her out. you can guess how that went.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At gatherings of some families, alcohol deserves to be the default side dish.

    tori Ohno
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some families, inebriation is the only way to tolerate them.

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    Rika
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once drank a bottle of that. I still can't decide if it's super good or super disgusting. (It's not even related to alcohol, I feel the same about Rockstar energy drinks, I never know if it tastes so bad that I wanna puke or it tastes so good that I want more.)

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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Daniel's makes a cinnamon-spiked version of their bourbon called "Tennessee Fire". I love it but it's pricey here so I rarely buy it except maybe for Xmas or NewYear.

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    WindySwede
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    op: "because she is an alcoholic and just got out of rehab after she became a*****e towards her husband from the drinking.. we care."

    #11

    Astronaut standing on the moon next to the American flag, illustrating politics and unexpected Thanksgiving arguments online. My nephew told me the moon landing wasn't real and there are no satellites in space. When I requested source material, he cited YouTube.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube. Which he gets from the internet - probably on a satellite dish.

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same thing happened when a friend of mine said the earth was flat. the source was two youtubers they watch

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him to the University of Oklahoma, they love such people and give them good grades.

    #12

    Roasted Thanksgiving turkey cooking in oven with potatoes and herbs, highlighting holiday arguments and traditions. Someone turned off the oven when the turkey was cooking. We ended up eating 2 hours later than planned. The culprit has yet to come forward.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vegan in the family did it.

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    Lousha
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand two things related to this . 1, Why would anyone switch on or off the oven at someone else's place? So many stories like that, and it always baffles me. If I ever thought it was necessary, e.g. something smells burning, I sure would talk to the host, not just mess with their kitchen and walk away. 2, Why do people just randomly turn on an oven without opening the oven door first? Again, so many stories with plastic trays being melted by one family member that another one stored in there, or proofing dough being ruined etc. I don't think I have ever in my life NOT looked inside before turning it on.

    ILoveMySon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone I taught to cook still checks the oven before turning it on. I guess I was overly zealous. 😅

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    Anne Roberts
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago my brother-in-law said he didn't like turkey. To make him feel welcome my mom cooked a ham instead. The rest of the family was NOT happy. He sat down at the table and said, "Where's the turkey?" It was not pretty.

    ILoveMySon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make both when I host. However, it is so expensive these days!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The culprit may be completely unaware they did it. Some of us are clueless like that.

    megabeth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SWEAR I could have written this! We had 15 ppl over for dinner and SAME exact thing. Dinner was 2hrs late.... No one has admitted to it. I think I know who it was... Couldn't have been me! Older oven and the knobs were confusing all in a row. Had gone overboard on charcuterie thank God! And to the comment that it was the vegan. I'm a vegetarian and I did everything but pull the neck bone and guts out! We're not all haters!

    Heffalump
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once (Xmas not thanksgiving, I'm in the UK). I could tell I wouldn't be at all hungry when it was ready, so i delayed things. I was 10, and 58 years later, no-one else knows. This should be one of those childhood memories that I remember with embarrassment, but I don't. Quite proud of myself actually.

    Debby Keir
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have thanksgiving but have Turkey at Christmas. Visiting father and stepmother with my 2 young kids. Stepmother puts the Turkey in the oven at 8am, ready for a 5pm meal. No one's allowed to have breakfast or lunch to 'save' our appetites. Then off to the pub whilst stuff cooks. 2 grizzly toddlers given sutreptitious bags of crisps, but still grizzling. Get back at around 3 and prep the veg. At 4 she decides to check the Turkey (which has been ominously silent) Ooops - the oven was not turned on, and it's sitting there silent and pale. Gets frozen sausages and bread rolls from the freezer and that's what we end up having as our Christmas meal. This is the same woman who on her first Christmas, bought a huuuuge turkey that was too big to go in the oven, so she got my dad to saw it in half and cook each half one after the other.... edit spelling

    Anne Edwards
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fairly sure that it was the dog. Just too many people in his home and he wanted them out. Perhaps it was the cat.

    WindySwede
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the chef (prob mom) who turned it of to get some rest? 👍

    Savannah greenleaf
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin who has special needs turned my oven off at some point during the middle of baking the turkey. I turned the oven back on guessed how long to finish cooking, and somehow it turned out to be the best turkey I have ever baked. Not sure how to duplicate the unspecified amount of oven off time in the middle of cooking to get the same result.

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    The family fight is just one part of a much larger, weirder Thanksgiving tapestry. A survey by Innerbody Research on holiday traditions dug up some hilarious statistics that prove every family is a little bit strange. One similarity they found is that a surprising number of people have had an uninvited guest show up for dinner.

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    Another laughable one is that the most common "secret ingredient" in a family recipe is, somewhat anticlimactically, just a whole lot of butter. The survey also settled the great debate over the most hated Thanksgiving side dish, with the award for "most likely to be left on the plate" going to the classic, wobbly, canned cranberry sauce.

    #13

    30 seconds from the time I walked in the door is all it took. My niece was trying to tell me a story and my mom just kept saying my name trying to get my attention for something my nephew said. I said twice “hold on” and had my finger out letting her know to wait and she must have said my name at least 5 or 6 times getting louder each time. I finally snapped and yelled “what the hell do you want!? My niece is talking to me!”

    The icing on the cake was a few minutes later when she came up and said “now that you’re done yelling at me, let’s go into the kitchen” like I was the problem. 😡. I flat out told her what she did was rude and I was pissed off for the first 45 minutes of us getting together.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience is becoming an increasingly rare virtue.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate waiting for people to finally get around to showing a little patience.

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about 12 when both my grandmas were standing beside me - one on my left side and one on my right - both talking to me. When I asked "Only one speak to me at a time", one grandma started laughing, the other slapped me for being cheeky. The latter grandma regularly interrupted anyone younger than her, because "she was old, and if she didn't tell it immediatels, she would've forgotten it." So yeah, I feel OP's pain.

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    #14

    Whether or not Mary Poppins is a Witch, a Demigod or a Timelord. .

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time Lord, 100%. That bag of hers is bigger on the inside, after all

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means Felix the Cat is a timelord. And the Weasley family tent is a tardis.

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    sweet emotion
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timelady, one assumes. I believe her real name is Romana.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any first class nanny has to be all three.

    Otto Katz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm this is an interesting discussion!

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of Thanksgiving.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote for #1. The book version is a crotchety old bag.

    tresgatos72
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought she was an angel.

    #15

    Bowl of mashed potatoes with parsley garnish, gravy boat, and festive holiday decorations on a tablecloth. Mashed potatoes. My husband has been putting rosemary in the mashed potatoes recently and it absolutely overpowers them. I haven’t said anything because he was doing the cooking and I know when to keep my big yap shut even though mashed potatoes are one of my favorite things!

    So, for Thanksgiving I was doing the planning and grocery shopping and did not buy any rosemary. I was so happy as I was going to have mashed potatoes my way for Turkey day. Well, he got sent to the grocery store for something that was forgotten and the bought some rosemary and put them in the mashed potatoes unbeknownst to me. Nooooooooo! My plans! Foiled! Mashed potatoes ruined!

    That’s when my secret loathing of his mashed potatoes was revealed and, well, he was highly offended that I had pretended to like his rosemary mashed potatoes. Thus, the mashed potato war of 2025 began. I didn’t eat the offensive potatoes and he had a heaping helping. We’re both currently too stuffed to continue the battle but we might go for round two when it’s time for leftovers.

    ComtesseCrumpet , Monika Borys Report

    Otto Katz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL My husband doesn't put hardly any salt in the pasta water when he makes it, I know to put enough to make it taste like the ocean. So when he makes spaghetti, it tastes 'flat'. When I make it, he always compliments it. So now when he makes it, I have to wait til he leaves the kitchen, and I toss in the salt, so the pasta will taste as it should.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum made my dad some kind of tomato dish weekly for over 20 years before he finally mentioned he'd never liked it, lol

    tori Ohno
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We finally had to tell Mom to let us bring the gravy, because we don't like lumpy gravy. But my gravy isn't lumpy! Yes it is Mom, you dice the giblets after boiling them and put them back in. They have the texture of pencil erasers! Apparently it's a boomer tradition to make giblet gravy that way. NO MORE

    Rob Stevens
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And OP would never have thought to ask that some/half/part of the mashed potatoes be made without the rosemary???? Too hard to not make a simple request.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always astounded at people deciding to *marry* a person but somehow can't just tell them that they don't like this or that tiny thing, like spices in meals. Hubby could have set aside her portion without rosemary All. The. D**n. Time.

    Wendy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister ruins mashies by adding parmesan cheese and garlic --- ugh

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    At the end of the day, after the last piece of pie has been eaten and the final, devastating political opinion has been shared, the Thanksgiving argument is a weird and wonderful part of the holiday chaos. It is a tradition that we simply can’t let go of.

    It's a sign that you have a family who feels comfortable enough around each other to be their truest, most unfiltered, and occasionally most infuriating selves. So be thankful for the drama, be thankful for the weirdness, and most of all, be thankful for the sweet, sweet silence when they all finally go home.

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    Do you have more wild Thanksgiving arguments to share, or are you the one who stirs the pot? Share all the juicy details in the comments!

    #16

    Large cargo ship on calm water, representing the unexpected nature of ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments online. Just 3 former Midwesterners in California discussing what really caused the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An excess amount of water inside the ship caused it to lose buoyancy.

    Tango Wox
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twas the witch of November clearly.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 They might have split up or they might have capsized - They may have broke deep and took water 🎶

    Tabitha
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. They happen more often than you think on the Great Lakes at the time of year the Edmund Fitzgerald made its last crossing.

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    Trashy Panda
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have split up or they might have capsized. They may have broke deep and took water.

    Hugo
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    1 month ago

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    Why did you feel the need to repeat what someone else said?

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    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Witch of November is fierce. Stay home and drink hot beverages.

    Wendy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to have been at that table :)

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    #17

    Two people focused on playing a card game, illustrating Thanksgiving arguments and family tensions during holiday gatherings. My niece is a cheating cheater at Uno and we collectively won’t stand for it >:(.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE cheating cheaters! Regular cheaters I am OK with.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't play Uno well enough to win against a 2-year-old. Having said that, I am willing to play Uno anyway.

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say it's a very healthy mindset if you play for the fun of the game, and not just for the winning.

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    #18

    Unfortunately didn’t make it to dinner; in the ER, gf had some unusual symptoms. Fortunately looking like something minor.

    But, one nurse told us something relevant to the question: tonight is dead here, but tomorrow will be a madhouse. Part of the reason is all the fights at dinners tonight 😂.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other reason is some of the dinners.

    #19

    Family enjoying Thanksgiving dinner together with mashed potatoes and vibrant dishes around the table during holiday gathering. My dad told my brother and I that when his GF retires in 2026, they are thinking of moving to South Carolina. My probably on the spectrum, but never diagnosed brother who can’t handle even the tiniest of changes was not happy to hear this.

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    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck would anyone want to move there?

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually pretty nice, as long as it's not summer.

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    #20

    Black bird feeding chicks in a nest, illustrating family dynamics like Thanksgiving arguments about politics and mashed potatoes. My cousin claimed that there were 100% some birds that were also mammals.

    We discussed biological taxonomy for about 15 minutes.

    1ncognito , Yiju Cheng Report

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe birds are 100% theropods. Cousins to dinosaur raptors.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even cousins. They *are* dinosaurs and they *are* theropods. How anyone can believe that they are mammals...did OP's cousin never attend any school???

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    #21

    Children enjoying Thanksgiving dinner amid mashed potatoes and holiday conversation at a festive family table setting. I told my 14 year old niece and 15 year old daughter they have the same voice (they sound the same) Neither of them believed me. I turned it into a game and everyone at the table had to close their eyes and one of them would say something, and we had to guess which onebof them said it ... Most people got it wrong most rounds.

    That was it. That was the drama. My niece and daughter wouldn't believe me when I said they sounded the same....

    Oddman80 , cottonbro studio Report

    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was talking to my sister's stepdaughter on the phone. We had never met. She told me I sounded just like my sis. I nearly cried. Such a complement.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother sounded like her sister on the telephone. Telephone lines may have got better, but in those days they suppressed the higher frequencies, which help one distinguish voices.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had 7 sisters, my grandma had to ask them to let her know who she was speaking to when they called her (before caller ID) as once they were adults they mostly sounded the same

    DeShotz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a lot of people don’t realize that how they hear their own voice is different from how everyone else hears it.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sound exactly like my aunt, have since I was a teenager—-my father’s sister who was the actual A student genius in the family, while my father was just a C student poser. I knew my father hated that I sound like her, and was the only A student (not a genius but still smart) of all five of us kids. Funny how the boys took after him and I took after my aunt. Guess his X chromosomes carry intelligence while his Ys don’t.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I used to, still do sometimes, sound the same. Especially evident in recordings, even has us questioning who said what. My stepdad finds it the hardest to tell us apart.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I sound like my mom

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can't tell my mom and I apart on the phone. But in person we sound completely different. Very weird. Even her own sister thought it was my mom when I answered the phone.

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    #22

    No pedestrians allowed sign and right turn traffic sign in an urban setting, illustrating ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments. My family argued about whether or not municipalities should update road signs and markings to facilitate autonomous vehicles.

    My family is a bunch of nerds. 🤣.

    DeadMoneyDrew , Jakub Zerdzicki Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they do this after dinner while sipping glasses of Muskatel?

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly would said road signs be after updates?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably add QR codes or something like that to them.

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    Cosmos in your eyes
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our family fought about whether a woman at my parent's church should be allowed to bring her lap dog to services.

    #23

    Rooster standing alone on a quiet rural road surrounded by greenery, symbolizing Thanksgiving arguments online. Whether what we ran over on the highway going to MIL’s house was a chicken (one witness swore she saw feathers) or a plastic grocery bag. Another of us questioned the likelihood of a chicken being found in the middle of I-4. This led to a series of “Why did the plastic bag cross the road?” jokes.

    GrandmasHere , Vidi Drone Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go see the idiot. Knock knock. Who’s there? The plastic bag (or reincarnated chicken, take your pick).

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plastic bag (or reincarnated chicken, take your pick) who?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To cover the chicken and hide it from the butcher.

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    #24

    Pumpkin pie sliced with utensils on a kitchen counter, highlighting popular Thanksgiving arguments online. My uncle pulled the old “cut a square right in the middle of the pie” trick to be funny and mom lost her cool.

    Bundabar , Kitty_LaRue Report

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, "Where is Uncle Bob?" Mom, "In the garden." Someone looks out the window, "No, I do not see him." Mom, "Look deeper."

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Still can’t see him” Mom: “Just cut a square in the middle of the yard”.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would think that's funny? Dumb.

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that brand pie server. It's nicely serrated for both cutting and serving. The knives by the same maker are so-so, but the pie server is wonderful!

    #25

    Slice of pumpkin pie with whipped cream on a white plate, representing Thanksgiving food and festive arguments online. How to divide the pumpkin cheesecake pie leftovers fairly.

    We all like cheesecake. A lot.

    mlnm_falcon , Maryam Sicard Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made three pies. One to bring, and two to come home to. And then I could trade my leftover pie for their leftover pies.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom burned the pie. I told her it tasted fine but that I was full so I'd just take some home. Threw it away upon getting home, and then bought myself a small pie the next day. It was delicious.

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leftovers? I didn't know that was a thing.

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year I made a good-sized pumpkin cheesecake to bring to my in-laws' house. NOBODY BUT ME ATE IT. I'm guessing because it wasn't pumpkin pie.

    Wendy
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, OP and family should eat to the finish and everybody wins

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever brought it gets the leftovers unless they want to share it with others. If the host made/bought it, the host keeps it if people are going to fight over it.

    #26

    Blue suit jacket and white shirt hanging on a wooden hanger indoors near a window, illustrating formal Thanksgiving gathering attire. My brother swore my mom lost his suit. He had it the whole time. Screamed and tantrumed about it for 10 minutes then stormed off. My mom spent all of ten seconds looking for it for him before “finding” it in his closet.

    He’s a grown man.

    Krys5683 , user11486360 Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not a grown man. He's a spoiled little mama's boy manbaby. Are his initials DJT?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be a grown man, but she don't know nothin' about it.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have looked, told him it was absolutely in his room, and not told him where

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're too kind. I would just told him "I looked and I know where in the house it is".

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    #27

    Family gathered around Thanksgiving dinner table engaged in a lively discussion about mashed potatoes and holiday topics. My elderly father now makes a weird whistling noise when he breathes. A debate broke out about whether or not it was audible. It was team hearing aid versus team no hearing aid.

    Warm-Delivery1418 , freepik Report

    Jenny
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic son would have refused to be in the room with the elderly father; he absolutely hates any type of whistling noise.

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    #28

    Multigenerational family sharing a Thanksgiving meal with mashed potatoes and traditional dishes around the dining table. They’re gettin long in the tooth…this years argument was gout!

    Whose was worse, best treatments, what causes it (and more what doesn’t based on what the arguer eats), gout mafia demanding the one with active flair up see a doctor.

    SWT_Bobcat , freepik Report

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    #29

    Spoon drizzling thick gravy over sliced roast beef on a red plate, highlighting popular Thanksgiving mashed potatoes debate. My MIL got mad at my FIL because he added too much turkey stock to the gravy to thin it out.

    Freddy_Bimmel , EyeEm Report

    Ace
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what that's supposed to be a picture of, but I sure s hell hope that's not the consistency they think that gravy should be. Or indeed the colour.

    #30

    Hand reaching for a lit candle on a wooden bathtub tray, symbolizing calm during Thanksgiving arguments online. Nana picked up the votive candle and drank the hot wax like a shot. Not really an argument but yeah it was the drama of the night, dementia is bizarre like that.

    Quiet-Dimension5893 , freepik Report

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happens when you drink hot wax??? We need to know if she survived!

    Tim Crowhurst
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the type of wax, as they have different melting points. If it's petroleum wax it's unpleasant, but not seriously harmful. If it's beeswax, which has a much higher melting point, her eosophagus will be burned. She'll probably need to be taken to ER/A&E, and may need a feeding tube which she heals.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to watch the last series of Celebrities Go Dating. The Beast (from The Chasers) accidentally tried to drink the candle.

    #31

    Smiling young graduate in cap and pink sweatshirt holding diploma celebrating achievements outdoors. My sister law who does not work is mad because my wife and I cant spend 4 days out of town for her kids graduation from college. He has 3, main school, honors college, and his engineering school. We said we can make it for one, (its 2 hour drive away,) but both of us run businesses and cant take 4 days off because the following Monday her daughter graduates with her Masters out of town (flight) and were going to that too.

    Raspberries-Are-Evil , freepik Report

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    #32

    Man in field with cattle, reflecting on Thanksgiving arguments about politics and mashed potatoes shared online. We got about 10 minutes into Thanksgiving before Grandpa’s land came up.

    Designer-Fan-5857 , The Yuri Arcurs Collection Report

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came up? As in erupted, or mentioned in his will. Or discussed? More context needed.

    DeShotz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you click on the link to the original Reddit post where BP got this content, you’d see that was a disagreement between the heirs about how grandpa’s land should be divided.

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    #33

    Three people sharing Thanksgiving dinner, enjoying food and drinks while discussing politics and mashed potatoes. Quickly diffused but was about to go down over whether Derry, ME is a real place.

    user31178 , Karolina Grabowska Report

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Derry was in Ireland.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're talking about the one in Stephen King's book. All his stories are set in Maine - his home state.

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least king didn’t call it Londonderry. That would lead to serious arguments

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bielefeld of the USA... :D

    #34

    Singer with tattoos and dreadlocks performing energetically, highlighting the most ridiculous Thanksgiving arguments online. My brother claimed that Post Malone had been in prison and that’s why he has face tattoos.

    Alive-Equivalent9106 , Wikipedia Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe confused with Jelly Roll, or that everything on the Internet is true.

    Jenny
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has face tattoos (much to my annoyance) and has never been in prison.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned on Thanksgiving that he isn't a rapper. Which I assumed he was based on his appearance. Never heard his music until then - he was on some football half time show.

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