
50 Savage And Funny Texts From Exes That People Shared On This Instagram Account
Google "texting your ex" and you'll get a million articles listing all the rules you have to obey when undergoing such a brave endeavor. Many, however, find themselves in an (alcohol-induced) moment of weakness and the last thing on their mind is what someone else thinks of this stunt. "I'm hurt, I'm horny, and I need closure," we tell ourselves. But our exes might not be willing to fix us. They might even want to hurt us and share our dumb text with the rest of the world.
If so, they will probably send it to an Instagram account called Texts From Your Ex. Here's what it has collected so far.
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So do these screenshots mean that you must never text your ex? Of course not. If your split was civil and a few casual exchanges don't set either of you back emotionally, it's all good. As with most situations concerning relationships, you have to feel it out.
"You shouldn't wait too long after a breakup to text your ex if things ended cordially," relationship coach Chris Armstrong told Elite Daily. "That creates awkwardness," he explains. "Instead, it's best to build a nice and immediate bridge between the relationship and a friendship."
But that doesn't mean you should bombard them with texts, revealing all of your emotions, either. Give yourself and your former partner a bit of time and space to process everything and come to terms with the end of your romantic before starting a healthy friendship.
Keeping in touch is a bad idea if one person wants to be friends while the other is still heartbroken about the relationship and is unsure of how they see the future between them. Say your ex still tries to reminisce with you about the good times you shared together or hints at the idea of you two reuniting later on in life. That means they're probably not over the breakup. If you have already moved on, however, further chatting might just hurt them. The best course of action in such a scenario would probably be to give them space.
Either way, there is no formula for every situation out there, so you might often have to rely on your best judgment. That being said, be careful when it comes to texting your ex early in the morning or late at night. At least Chris Armstrong advises against it.
"We all know what communication in the morning and evenings means between two people who have or have had, an intimate relationship. It means good morning and goodnight in a not-so-subtle way, and you don't want to get those signals crossed with an ex."
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Exactly
YUP
Edward ?
themehmet no
Drat! Now I can´t get: "Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime, summertime gal!" Out of my head.... ...and now you can´t either.
I cannot now see a frog the same for at least a week.
I even have the picture of that fish on a plaque nailed to a wall with horrible wallpaper in my head. Thanks.....
I am still struggling with that 'pipetime gal' line o_0
A lot of these 2AM messages are why I always turn the internet off on my phone before I go to sleep.
Or 2 p.m. for all the wonderful diurnal people out there
Wolfowl love
But you can't bear to turn off your phone.
lol yea
Did these recipients know the guy was married when they started dating?
We don't necessarily know that they were married at the time of the dating. Could be exes that have got married since.
Who do people continue to interact with their ex's? unless there are children involved, just write them off and block them. Aint go no time for that s**t. LOL
I don't know why people bother with these ex-texts. Like, just move on and get a life already.
Once my friend asked me, "What does Sans say at his battle again? The bird part?" And I emailed her back screenshots of it. (Not my own, I play on console) She then proceeded to text her ex those exact words. That was one of the best days of my life.
As a guy, I hope it's always guys who are getting burned here.
good thing im aroace so i dont have to go through any of this lmfao
Once had an ex message me on Facebook and my immediate reply was “I have nothing to say to you, go away”, then blocked him. So glad the rest of them ignore me.
These are obviously mostly texts from men. Try ex-girlfriends. this is kitten-cute compared to what women do. Mix all the known psychopaths in the world together, add the facial expressions of every WWE wrestler, and give THAT the ability to text...With runny mascara...
Hello everyone, I am Mia. from Oklahoma USA, I want to use this medium to appreciate Dr Ogedegbe the great black magic spell caster for the successful death spells he cast on someone for me. I contacted him when my husband left me for another woman who uses witchcraft power to take my husband. I was desperately in need of help when I found his contacts online about his genuine powers. I told him my situation and how I wanted the bitch who took my husband gone. He told me not to worry. He cast the death spells ritual on her and the bitch died in her sleep within 24hours. Now my husband is back home and we are living happily. Thank you so much Dr Ogedegbe, You are so real and true. Below are his contacts in case you want to contact him via email dr.ogedegbe6@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp: +2348109374702.... https://www.facebook.com/Dr-Ogedegbe-love-spell-temple-107509541165786/
This is just a collection of texts between two d***s
My ex kept sending me dickpics for 10 years (on and off) and once said: “Why can’t friends send dickpics to each other?” And that’s when I blocked him.
And in all of those 10 years you never had one moment of sheer geniality and blocked the creep?
yeah, friends don't send dickpics to each other...
ya ... just makes things creepy all ways round
I'm a makeup addict good
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Sidetrack: Do normal female friends send top boob pics? Like, my boobs look great today. I’m really feeling this outfit.
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Exactly
YUP
Edward ?
themehmet no
Drat! Now I can´t get: "Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime, summertime gal!" Out of my head.... ...and now you can´t either.
I cannot now see a frog the same for at least a week.
I even have the picture of that fish on a plaque nailed to a wall with horrible wallpaper in my head. Thanks.....
I am still struggling with that 'pipetime gal' line o_0
A lot of these 2AM messages are why I always turn the internet off on my phone before I go to sleep.
Or 2 p.m. for all the wonderful diurnal people out there
Wolfowl love
But you can't bear to turn off your phone.
lol yea
Did these recipients know the guy was married when they started dating?
We don't necessarily know that they were married at the time of the dating. Could be exes that have got married since.
Who do people continue to interact with their ex's? unless there are children involved, just write them off and block them. Aint go no time for that s**t. LOL
I don't know why people bother with these ex-texts. Like, just move on and get a life already.
Once my friend asked me, "What does Sans say at his battle again? The bird part?" And I emailed her back screenshots of it. (Not my own, I play on console) She then proceeded to text her ex those exact words. That was one of the best days of my life.
As a guy, I hope it's always guys who are getting burned here.
good thing im aroace so i dont have to go through any of this lmfao
Once had an ex message me on Facebook and my immediate reply was “I have nothing to say to you, go away”, then blocked him. So glad the rest of them ignore me.
These are obviously mostly texts from men. Try ex-girlfriends. this is kitten-cute compared to what women do. Mix all the known psychopaths in the world together, add the facial expressions of every WWE wrestler, and give THAT the ability to text...With runny mascara...
Hello everyone, I am Mia. from Oklahoma USA, I want to use this medium to appreciate Dr Ogedegbe the great black magic spell caster for the successful death spells he cast on someone for me. I contacted him when my husband left me for another woman who uses witchcraft power to take my husband. I was desperately in need of help when I found his contacts online about his genuine powers. I told him my situation and how I wanted the bitch who took my husband gone. He told me not to worry. He cast the death spells ritual on her and the bitch died in her sleep within 24hours. Now my husband is back home and we are living happily. Thank you so much Dr Ogedegbe, You are so real and true. Below are his contacts in case you want to contact him via email dr.ogedegbe6@gmail.com or Call/WhatsApp: +2348109374702.... https://www.facebook.com/Dr-Ogedegbe-love-spell-temple-107509541165786/
This is just a collection of texts between two d***s
My ex kept sending me dickpics for 10 years (on and off) and once said: “Why can’t friends send dickpics to each other?” And that’s when I blocked him.
And in all of those 10 years you never had one moment of sheer geniality and blocked the creep?
yeah, friends don't send dickpics to each other...
ya ... just makes things creepy all ways round
I'm a makeup addict good
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Sidetrack: Do normal female friends send top boob pics? Like, my boobs look great today. I’m really feeling this outfit.