If you've ever sold, bought, or rented property, you know what a big deal the very first impression is. One step in through the door, and you’ll feel the vibe right away. I mean, a lone sock laying on the ground is forgivable, but a shady mattress, crumbling ceiling, and some questionable shade of paint is enough to make any potential buyer run away.

So you’d think that real estate agents would surely be nailing their property adverts with immaculate pics. You’re wrong. The blog “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” which collects all the bad, the ugly, and the hecking nightmares of real estate pics, is hard evidence that some agents couldn’t care less.

From filthy interiors, prison-type rooms, and trashy décor to unidentifiable objects that send chills down the spine, these are the best of the very worst real estate photos. Immerse yourself in the sea of low standards and be sure to check our previous part 1 and part 2.

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#1

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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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2WheelTravlr
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8 months ago

The 1970s just exploded all over that room.

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#2

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It's a brick...house...

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Lis Daglish
Community Member
8 months ago

Call me weird, there’s something about this one I actually like....

Steve Barnett
Community Member
8 months ago

Not weird, unless I am too. I like it. You could do a lot with the space, put in a mezzanine perhaps? also is that a fireplace at the back? If so, open it up. Yep there's a lot you could do here.

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WhiteFluff
Community Member
8 months ago

it has a medieval castle feeling...

MiriPanda
Community Member
8 months ago

I see a lot of potential here.

Jamma
Community Member
8 months ago

This really just needs furnishings proportional to the space.

A
Community Member
8 months ago

There is so much potential for this place! I'm picturing a loft.....

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks like a place where serial killer would live.

Anne
Community Member
8 months ago

this looks like its part of a castle or manor

ML
Community Member
8 months ago

Wow, Minecraft IRL

WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
8 months ago

I'm quite sure that ghosthunters would have the time of their life here.

Samantha Lomb
Community Member
8 months ago

It looks very cold and echo-y

Jeff Requier
Community Member
8 months ago

this is like those warehouse apartments you see in movies.

Kathryn Baylis
Community Member
8 months ago

Must be awfully cold in winter and hot in summer.

Stille20
Community Member
8 months ago

I'm...intrigued

GirlFriday
Community Member
8 months ago

I have always said I wanted an exposed brick wall...

DKS 001
Community Member
8 months ago

it just needs a few medieval tapestries and you're good to go

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
8 months ago

I see a cozy reading nook.

BusLady
Community Member
8 months ago

Low maintenance, just get a water hose.

Rizzan
Community Member
8 months ago

Add a pool table and a whiskey bar, maybe a large humidor.

The Dave
Community Member
8 months ago

All it needs is a couple of rugs and a little more stuff on the wall, then it's actually a really cool space.

Tien
Community Member
8 months ago

I love the space. Would love to live there if it isn't too cold and drafty

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
8 months ago

Kind of fabulous. Just needs furniture and lighting.

Debi Blackshaw
Community Member
8 months ago

This looks like the house from the last level of the SIMS game lol

sorlag110
Community Member
8 months ago

Garry's mod

2WheelTravlr
Community Member
8 months ago

That one mighty-mighty not sell.

Anna Ewa Siedlecka
Community Member
8 months ago

I'd so buy it

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Dario Li Causi
Community Member
1 month ago

High ceilings, uh?

Viv Hart
Community Member
1 month ago

Somebody stole the tapestries.

Agne Visniauskaite
Community Member
5 months ago

uh, that’s nice !!

Sue Knerl
Community Member
5 months ago

Welcome to the fortress. Come in, don/t mind the locks.

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
Community Member
7 months ago

people new to minecraft be like

stella rossa
Community Member
8 months ago

I like this

Batwench
Community Member
8 months ago

Nowt wrong with this one. I could do so much with it.

Philly Bob Squires
Community Member
8 months ago

You could do a lot with this, really. But like this it must be hell to heat in the winter!

Lauren Lee
Community Member
8 months ago

That’s sturdy

Alexia Alberts
Community Member
8 months ago

If you remodel it to look kinda like a midevil castle, it would look so cool

Trevor Gibson
Community Member
8 months ago

Great space for a major banquet with great wines .......

Sabrina Fisher
Community Member
8 months ago

It is just very sparse and the items inside it are all dark and adding nothing to the room. I think its beautiful

Tina-Marie Tarrant
Community Member
8 months ago

I love the open plan, minimalist look they were going for and the fireplace is amazing.

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
Community Member
8 months ago

it would be so cold in there

Fabricio Lopez-Palacios _ Student - NeuseRiverMS
8 months ago

wow that is a big brick house ._.

Davor Jelacic
Community Member
8 months ago

Uhm, this is hell? Heaven must be so awesome then

Nora Beckett
Community Member
8 months ago

Like something you built in Minecraft when you were 8 and thought bricks were the best block

Joe Dunn
Community Member
8 months ago

ummm.....i actually like this. a lot.

Janet Bird
Community Member
8 months ago

Spacious. :)

Gabriel Sbárbaro
Community Member
8 months ago

I would put some frames on the walls, maybe... but I find this room to be very relaxing... I can easily see myself reading in that couch, with the fireplace lit, a mug of hot cocoa on a rainy day... also, I imagine the acoustics of that room would be awesome...

Nat Monzo
Community Member
8 months ago

Kinda looks like a castle... Could be salvaged with some color and a dragon...

Vorknkx
Community Member
8 months ago

At least it's very spacious... but I'm scared to think how you'd heat this place in the winter.

4736521
Community Member
8 months ago

oh my actual god, I think I stayed in this house on a holiday as a young child, the resemblance is just uncanny!!!!!!

JuJu
Community Member
8 months ago

It needs tapestries. Big ones with forrests and squirrels and a maiden with a sword.

SocksNeverMatch
Community Member
8 months ago

I would buy in a second

Silvia John
Community Member
8 months ago

Some people may love the industrial flair. Looks like a castle...

itz kimora
Community Member
8 months ago

I instantly think of the three little pigs for some reason

Lindsay J
Community Member
8 months ago

Seriously? this is a great space. Put in a loft and maybe ditch the shape of the fireplace (which is weird) ...and this is an amazing space.

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
8 months ago

I like the medieval style fireplace or is it regal?

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
8 months ago

Intimidating unless you want to count how many wall bricks and then the floor ones

Paul Beebe
Community Member
8 months ago

Needs a Basketball Hoop....

Charlie
Community Member
8 months ago

I actually really like this

Ocelotty1
Community Member
8 months ago

That has potential

Rob Chapman
Community Member
8 months ago

I kinda like this

Suzy Travels
Community Member
8 months ago

I kind of like it. Easy to work with.

Patty Stier
Community Member
8 months ago

A bit dungeon-esque.

Anna Ewa Siedlecka
Community Member
8 months ago

I actually love this

Sue Prewitt
Community Member
8 months ago

I like this, though probably hard to heat

Alie Megason
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks like a minecraft house

shyanna banana
Community Member
8 months ago

its pretty

Sue Grigg
Community Member
8 months ago

This room would be very nice with the right decor.

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
8 months ago

Trying to hang a picture sounds like a fun time.

Vaida Kuodytė
Community Member
8 months ago

It's... inside out o_O

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
8 months ago

its sound proof......

Mark Robertson-Baker
Community Member
8 months ago

I actually love this!

Wilf
Community Member
8 months ago

That's awesome. Brick is a beautiful material that has always been more than the sum of its parts. The monolithic qualities of this space is really quite special. Get rid of the tacky furniture and it would be perfect.

Monday Fuss
Community Member
8 months ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...oh please, no!!!

Christina Eneroth (Eneroth3)
Community Member
8 months ago

What do you mean? This space is brilliant!

Max L.
Community Member
8 months ago

This I like

giovanna
Community Member
8 months ago

I don't dislike this one. It's a lot "1187 in England", but what do you have to do

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
Community Member
8 months ago

I'm really digging the Medieval dungeon vibe.

Alex De Leon
Community Member
8 months ago

I kinda dig it

roberto egusquiza CHANNEL
Community Member
8 months ago

Return to Wolfenstein

Ms.GB
Community Member
8 months ago

Mighty mighty, letting it all hang out

Red Hair Blue Soul
Community Member
8 months ago

At least the kids can draw on the walls

Azure Adams
Community Member
8 months ago

I really like this one. It speaks to me

Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
8 months ago

and now, let start sing "hellfire"!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg&ab_channel=MrHJona

Cee Mor
Community Member
8 months ago

I've been in a house that looks just like this and all I could think is where is the rest of the furniture

Molly Block
Community Member
8 months ago

This would look great with some really huge art for the walls, or a giant stag's head above the fireplace, and one really awesome chandelier....

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#3

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Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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WilvanderHeijden
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8 months ago

He wanted a wall, she didn't.

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Bored Panda reached out to Andy, the creator behind the internet’s beloved “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” project, to find out whether the pandemic has had an effect on terrible property pics.

It turns out, the viral pandemic has probably improved the quality of some real estate photography, said Andy, “as there are fewer properties for sale, and therefore more time to get this stuff right.”

Luckily, all the fans of terrible real estate photos can be sure the terrible source is not likely to deplete any time soon. “The universal human instinct for ineptitude has prevailed, so we still regularly receive more than enough terrible examples to share.”

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Elsker
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8 months ago

getting some Escher vibes here:) But they were doing the best to make the most out of the space

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WilvanderHeijden
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8 months ago

But it's got a sauna...

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#6

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As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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Zoe's Mom
Community Member
8 months ago

Great house, bad décor(ator).

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The level of professionalism is definitely improving, and Andy is suspecting his blog may be to blame. “There are fewer accidental mirror selfies and photographer thumbshots.” However, the progress is slow and the creator believes there’s much work to be done in that department.

It seems that terrible property pics are now getting well-earned recognition after Andy exhibited some of the worst examples from “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” at the Hamburg Triennial of Photography last year. “We're pleased to have our work finally recognized as the great art it is, and we now have around 300,000 followers in total across all platforms.”

The website itself received its 15,000,000th visitor a few weeks ago. Andy said he’s happy to confirm that “COVID-19 appears only to have increased people's appetite for low-quality photography and sarcastic sentiment.”

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WilvanderHeijden
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8 months ago

Susan never understood why she had a headache after every bathroom vist.

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Truth Monster
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8 months ago

there has to be a story here

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#9

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Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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boredpanDaman
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8 months ago

bob is freaky

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#10

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“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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Flisey
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8 months ago

Wonder if that's a real working toilet or a weird piece of furniture?

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#11

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Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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2WheelTravlr
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8 months ago

Wheeee! Ow! Wheeee! Ow! Wheee! Ow...

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Some Cool Guy
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8 months ago

just no...

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#13

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2WheelTravlr
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8 months ago

In a really cool apartment, this would look funky and fun. In this place the first thing I wonder is just how bad the ceiling leak is.

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Stephanie Did It
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8 months ago

This often happens when a tenant is evicted.

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#15

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On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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Truth Monster
Community Member
8 months ago

I remember this house. It's featured in Bored Panda before. It has a room that looks like the interior of a space shuttle

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Truth Monster
Community Member
8 months ago

Looks like a studio set of some kind

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Lauren Caswell
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8 months ago

Entry requirement for top model house?

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#18

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Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

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ML
Community Member
8 months ago

Yoda's room? Tight sleep you must

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#19

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Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
8 months ago

I bet that the neighbors do have some interesting stories to tell.

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#20

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The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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Anne
Community Member
8 months ago

This is a basement property, not very uncommon in London

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Rain WhiteBuffalo
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8 months ago

New meaning to the term Water Closet

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WilvanderHeijden
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8 months ago

I bet there are things living in the couch and behind the wallpaper.

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Hilary James
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8 months ago

I know what they were trying to do here and I’m just not in to it :)

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#24

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Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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Deson
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8 months ago

It would make one heck of a patio for Parties and BBQ.

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#25

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Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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boredpanDaman
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8 months ago

lol, the caption

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#26

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“If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“

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Janelle Madison
Community Member
8 months ago

Oh god no

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