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Earth
I'm having a cr*ppy morning, but this made me laugh in spite of myself :D
Don't waste your time and/or money. There are so many um, Large Richards, that you probably wouldn't be able to tell them all apart. /s
Load More Replies...World Map According To Fish
So they have full knowledge of the Saharan and Arabian deserts, but not the rivers of China, Europe or America?
Brilliant, I've been wanting to draw something like that for aeons, but never could figure out the right map projection.
This map is really good, if you know anything about survey, cartography, geodetic datums, seamanship etc. Very handy for understanding our oceans and how they interact. Just because you dont understand it, don't project that lack of understanding to the map.
Why would fish put Antarctica, a place they can't go, at the centre?
Sure, silly maps can be really amusing, but with the growing importance of issues such as climate change, migration, environmental degradation, spatial epidemiology, and inequalities, you could say that geography has become one of the most relevant subjects you can study.
The UK's Royal Geographical Society, for example, is certain that geography helps us to explore and understand space and place, recognizing the great differences in cultures, political systems, economies, landscapes, and environments across the world, and exploring the links between them.
Cat Earth Theory
Not sure, but t does make Los Angeles its a*****e.
Load More Replies...Oh, poor New Zealand!! People are always forgetting about them.. it's not the first time we see a map on BP where NZ is either ignored or nowhere to be found...
Poor New Zealand. Caught between two deadly and barren continents - Antarctica and Australia.
Load More Replies...I live in the USA or as I will now forever call it, Cat Butt Virginia.
How The Rest Of The World Sees The USA
I'm in Michigan, which seems to have joined Canada (I'm OK with this).
former yooper here. they need a separate section that says: cold and snow
Load More Replies...from Left to right. Wildfires and earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes. Did i miss anything?
The what area is called the flyover states. The coasts matter. The middle doesn’t. I live in the middle.
I'm also a Midwesterner. Wisconsin. that map looks like a basic chart on butchering a cow
Load More Replies...Map Of Earth If There Was No Land
But isn’t that considered land? Like, polar bears live on it and stuff.
Load More Replies..."Geography also provides an ideal framework for connecting and bringing together other fields of knowledge," the organization wrote on its website.
"Geography is, in the broadest sense, an education for life and for living. Learning through geography – whether gained through formal learning or experientially through travel, fieldwork, and expeditions – helps us all to be more socially and environmentally sensitive, better informed, and more responsible as citizens and employees."
How To Find Kentucky On The Map
I learned this in 3rd grade I think. We called the chef "Mimal" because the states top to bottom are Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana
Argentina
Map
I know I might get downvoted but I hate all the hate the us gets for mm/dd/yyyy or not using metric or Celsius. No one was alive when that was chosen and if it were up to me I would absolutely do what the rest of the world does because it makes more sense but at this point it’s practically too late to change it. (edit: typed something wrong)
Much easier to compare dates. Of course, I prefer yyyy-mm-dd, which is fully sortable.
I prefer 23 May 2023. Unfortunately, I can't use all numbers because I'm American and no one would understand what I meant. Also, it we're talking about computer files, I use 2023-05-23 to keep them chronological.
Yeah, but nobody cares about other countries if there is a way to bash the US about something.
Load More Replies...Antarctica, The Confusing Continent
because the earth is a globe, the south pole is the very bottom center of the globe, therefore any direction away from that is north.
Load More Replies...Even more confusing when there's a news story about something that happened in "western Antarctica" or something. Like, okay, which part is that?
Load More Replies...And while you could argue that these folks are biased, geography students can back up their words; they find their courses enjoyable and interesting.
The 2020 National Student Survey, which is completed by final-year students in every UK university, revealed that 88% of the respondents studying geography were satisfied with the overall quality of their course; higher than the 83% national average for all respondents.
Most Oddly Named Town In Each Us State
aww you think that is the most odd name in New York? (not using any Native American based names that Europeans butchered the pronunciation of like Ronkonkoma) we have Butternut, Big Flats, Calcium, Never Sink (I have been to Never Sink, there is a reservoir there also called Never Sink), Triangle, Throop, Friendship, Ausable Chasm, Cumminsville, Feura Bush, Sugarbush, etc. And of course we have Coxsackie, the town the scientific name for Foot in Mouth disease is named after. While a native american name, today the name has a very different meaning.
Toad suck, they even have a Harley Davidson store. I've been in it.
Load More Replies...This is an extremely personal judgment. Pennsylvania not only has a town named Coupon, but towns named Bird-in-Hand, Blue Ball, and of course, Intercourse. Oh, and Noodle Doosie. Which I think should win hands-down.
I grew up in PA. Where is Noodle Doosie? There’s also Paradise, Lititz (if you don’t know how to pronounce it), Normalville, Panic, and Desire.
Load More Replies...Hm. I always thought it was Funk in Nebraska and Zzyx in California.
Zimbabwe And Namibia
Named after the German Chancellor who negotiated the aquisition, Leo von Caprivi.
Load More Replies...That’s actually not true. Namibia borders those other two countries, but not Zimbabwe. The borders all meet somewhere in the middle
Terrible Map
Not sure that the way Hungary and Russia have been changing their societies to dictatorships falls under "Doing science".
Because here priests have FAR to much influence in country politics.
Load More Replies...Bosnians: I Wanna Swim Croatia: No
Uh oh. Looks like someone hasn’t heard of the Neum corridor. It’s what all the cool kids talk about, Round our way.
Yes, not many people know about Neum... and I know the whole situation is not to laugh about... but the way you worded it just made me crack up 😅
Load More Replies...Bosnia has a whole 15-ish miles of Coastline around Neum to swim in, actually! but iirc, the reasoning behind this was something to do with the fact that the ottoman turks had never really ruled the coastline. I'm not entirely sure. neum-646ce...c64969.jpg
Furthermore, an analysis by the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) also noted that Geography students are more likely to complete their degree than students of most other subjects. The dropout rate among students is the third lowest across all subjects.
I wonder, have any of these maps made it to their classes?
That's Going To Look Stupid In 60 Million Years
Well.. you never know... lots of things can happen in 60 million years!
No Bc in the future scientists will wonder what the world looked like back then (now) so if they find this body (if preserved) they will know!
Organic tissue does not preserve this long, your cred is safe from the future.
Restaurant Order Preferences In Africa
Yes, I literally face palmed while laughing at this!
Load More Replies...Map
It literally doesn't help. Legislation has to pass both House and Senate, and the idiotic minority votes against everything the majority wants.
Load More Replies...People love to dump on the makeup of the Senate and say it was created by slave owners, which is only partially true. The original plan was for a unicameral legislature akin to the one under the Articles of Confederation, just with more representatives per state (the Virginia Plan). This would have benefited states like New York and Virginia at the time. The smaller states wanted the to only be one representative for each state (the New Jersey Plan). Virginia wanted to count every single inhabitant to determine representation under their plan, whether they could vote or even were citizens. This led to a series of compromises, most notably the Connecticut Compromise. The legislature would be bicameral. The House of Representatives would represent the people and be based on population. The Senate would have two from each state and represent the states.
Senators were never supposed to represent the people but their states, like the old confederation Congress. If not for ambiguities in filling vacancies it would probably still be up to state legislatures to fill Senate seats, but after some states went without Senate representation for several years, it was decided to pass the 17th amendment to allow for direct election of senators.
Load More Replies...For all the people talking about the House of Representatives: you do know it's useless without the Senate's agreement, right? And even the House is not actually proportional to population. This whole system is effed up.
that's kinda the point though... to give every state it's equal representation so the high population states can't just steamroll the rest of the country on every issue. also there's a house of representatives too sooo
If the majority of Americans want something, why should it matter which states they live in?
Load More Replies...Basically Every Data Map Of Europe
Map Of Roman Air Bases In 2nd Century Ad
They managed to hide their air bases from Barbarian and Carthaginian spy planes.
Rolled Up
we should do this in real life, Argentina needs some warm coastline
Europe But If Europe Colonised It
Check out a map of midwestern USA counties in like Kansas. Very similar.
Nice People
Funnily enough, people from this area are not exactly the nicest.
For Everyone In The UK Waiting For The 12th Of April. A Map Of Every Pub In The UK
It´s my cat´s birthday, but I didn´t know that they celebrate this in the UK.
Load More Replies...ok I have a conspiracy theory= the uk is literally just one big pub
It amazing how many pubs close then suddenly catch fire and then houses go up in its place.
This same "phenomenon" is occurring in US restaurants.
Load More Replies...Now overlay that with a map showing each real pub that is now a Wetherpoons.
Terrible Map
Sheesh first they "tuk ar jerbs" now they are copying our border. When will it end!?!
lol Tell me, do you speak British (or non-rhotic) English? Or do you just speak Ermahgerd Gersberms?
Load More Replies...Terrible Map
I can't unsee the chef and Kentucky now after the chef being pointed out on a previous pic! Haha.
I don't know why someone downvoted you. That makes sense as they are the same joke
Load More Replies...What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe
It isn't true. I live in Poland and pedestrian here looks like any others... This means "wait"
E pur si muove. https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/tracking-changes-earth-magnetic-poles :P
Load More Replies...I don't understand this. Are they saying that some Europeans use their knees and others don't?
In Germany we used to have these: https://images.app.goo.gl/EVinzrGWUVrYmifFA - i really don't know why they changed them 🤷🏼♀️
The Russian man would most likely be on all fours...
Load More Replies...only a Brit is running there, looking for better meteo conditions...
Danger Presented By Indiana
Any action taken by Indiana would be rapidly flanked by the allied forces of Wisconsin and Michigan. The barbarians would be driven back through the hinterland to shelter within the walls of Indianapolis.
Egypt Is Smaller Than The United States, Russia And China Combined
2,066 Americans Were Asked To Point Out Ukraine On A Map
I find this, paradoxically, both very difficult to believe and yet very easy to believe.
Not terrible for a nation which didn't exist while half of us were in school. 90%+ in the Soviet Union.
Load More Replies...YEA, COSE IT ALL MRICA, BABY!!!!!!!! WONT HAVE ANY OF THOSE SNOWFLAKE EROPEAN CONTRIES Edit: REMOVED ALL THOSE SISSY U'S BECASE IN THE SA THOSE ARE SELESS
Load More Replies...I'd like to point out that this was probably some random online survey, which Americans enjoy messing with.
Load More Replies...I reckon this was after Ukraine had been in the news for a while. Pretty sure a lot more people wouldn’t even have come close 18 months ago.
https://www.boredpanda.com/americans-answer-can-you-name-country-jimmy-kimmel/
Yes and I’m sure every person in every other country knows exactly where Ukraine is.
Population Per Capita
Looks like a Risk map near end of game. Turn in cards and you can take over Europe!.
Statistic
yep. Summary: africa bad, south america not as bad, russia kinda bad, other white people good.
Dark green: Best First World, light green: OK First World, yellow: meh, orange: hmmm.., red: nope
Map Of The Earth If It Was A Bear
The Earth, Centred Around New Zealand
I bought a tea towel in New Zealand, Australia was labelled "West Island"
The Legality Of Owning A Kangaroo In The United States
You've forgotten the first rule of kangaroo fight club! 🤭
Load More Replies...That's really useful. Now Australians know which state they can live in with their pet.
I don't think a kangaroo would do very good in Wisconsin. The winters get pretty cold.
Terrible Map
Periodic table joke - Au is gold, so a picture of Au-stralia in gold. Ag is silver, and Cu is copper. Not the world's best pun but it's kinda funny
Load More Replies...A Map Of The United States If It Was An Oregon Donor
Nooo Oregon is like the slightly less good version of Washington leave it alone
Cyprus Is Just A More Aerodynamic Version Of The USA
If this means mass takes up more of the us, than so be the destruction of the northwest
The northwest is the best place in the US please don't destroy us
Load More Replies...Prevalence Of Colour Blindness Worldwide
As a person with red-green colourblindness. I can stayed that this is frikkin hilarious. Almost all countries appear the exact same colour. Even the countries in green look as though they are in red.
'can You Walk To Australia From Your Country?'
Foutland
The Most Popular Word In Each State
It would’ve been funny if one state had a weird word like “barbecue” or “potato”
well the map seems to be correct. I do seem to be saying the word 'the' a lot with the keyboard on my computer. The map seems to be correct.
south carolina should be "uh" because im in it (pls tell me you get it-)
Countries With An Ak-47 On Their Flag
Because they are really proud of the fact that they used it to chase out colonisers. True story.
If you give enough of Americans their way, we might end up with one too...
I’m surprised some stupid red state legislators haven’t changed their state flag to have an AR-15 on it.
If Great Britain Was Located Next To Japan
What?! Where's the Isle of Man?! Have we been scooped up the with the UK, AGAIN?
wish it was, I'd love to visit Japan again but 14 hours on a plane just about killed me the first time, and it's so expensive to fly because I just KNOW I'd have to go at least business class, no way am I doing it in economy again. xD
It's Norway and Sweden that are the c**k, Finland is the balls.
Load More Replies...Super Bowl Wins By Country
No one here in the USA calls the Super Bowl a “World Championship”. It’s just the Super Bowl. As far as the World Series of baseball, you would be correct in making this type of comment.
Load More Replies...I'd love to see American football become a more international sport. I really need more teams to cheer for against the Cowboys
I agree. More people should feel the disappointment of being a Chicago Bears or Detroit Lions fan.
Load More Replies...Map Of All The Countries Where The Prime Minister Shat Themselves In McDonald's
Railway Map Of Antarctica
Italy
So like the us, don’t go south less you want to be hit over the head via an acoustic instrument
surprisingly, life and health are better the closer you are to switzerland.
South of Italy Is wonderful... You lose so many things of You don't see It! For example Matera Is One of the safer Place in Italy and Is in the South... Prejudices are not good...
Pornstars Per Million Inhabitants In Europe
Interesting, nothing really strange though. Have to make money some way, and I hear it pays well.
You say that every single time someone mentions porn.
Load More Replies...You're telling me there isn't one single pornstar in Iceland? That seems unlikely.
well if there's only a few it could round to 0.0
Load More Replies...Terrible Map
was their prime minister a farm animal at one point? i feel like i need context
I am proud to be of a nation where we consumed our pm
Load More Replies...Pandas of the world,let’s hold a competition at eating the prime ministers of our home countries! Whoever finishes first-Oh wait, i have an obvious advantage,having 50 teeth and all...
Every Us State If They Had An Independence Movement Like Brexit
Carolinah. SCexit. SCya. Sout Carolina. (I made up the last two)
Some red states are talking about breaking from the US. I say “bye” you’d be a third world country
Oregone and Tenneseeyoulater are brilliant. also just... "Pain" because honestly that's all brexit has brought. :')
Terrible Map
Every time I look at Italy it looks like it is about to kick a country next to it.
"A country next to it" is actually Sicily..so, still Italy..
Load More Replies...Terrible Map
Montana looks like small joe biden whispering a secret to big joe biden aka Idaho
Asia
FINALLY!! my state is in a funny!!! WOOO HOOO
Load More Replies...Fatalities From Texting And Driving In 1960
It looks a lot like the map of lives saved by seatbelts in cars in 1960.
Portugal Is Actually Smaller Than Spain
Wow! OMG! So shocking I'm not sure I'll ever be able to overcome it....
Division Of Switzerland, Proposed By Muammar Al-Gadaffi At G8 Summit In 2009
i am a little confused why he wanted this? i don't understand if he thought his son's detention was disrespectful of diplomatic immunity or what.
Terrible Map
It's Raining Very Hard In The UK Right Now
Us Governors By Eye Colour
interesting, so germanic descent people prefer to be in the north, same as EU?
We're all over the place, especially those of us with brown eyes. Are you maybe thinking of Swedes?
Load More Replies...Most Common Answer From Respondents, After Being Asked What State They Are In
I spent way too long looking at the map thinking I missed a joke in there somewhere that you saw and I missed
Load More Replies...New Jersey is mislabelled "New Jersey." The correct answer is "Florida."
Range Of Homosapiens
Ummmm.... is the gray supposed to be no humans? Because the Norwegian city of Alta has humans last time I checked and the 50k plus people from Greenland might want a word with whoever did this
Grey doesn't have to mean none, it can mean below threshold. This is a population density map with three containers - alot, some, few. There are .14 people per square kilometer in Greenland. If its 1 person per sq km, they don't show up on a map this scale. Even its largest city (Nuuk) doesn't show up with 19608 people in 690 sq km. London is 607 sq km and has 8 million people and its on the same scale. There are 33.2 million people in Siberia but like Greenland, the density is below threshold because there's so much land.
Load More Replies...I like this, I had previously falsely believed that the range of humans was larger than that of pigeons and sparrows.
8 Ways To Divide France
à votre service :) (even if i'm near Paris :D) 3owftasu3x...a5-png.jpg
Dele Alli
Imo Messi is better. Ronaldo isn't even the best Portuguese player. Plus he's a rapist.
It's based on jersey sales though....people who don't even care about soccer buy jerseys terrible data
Tf goin on in the Dakotas? They only found one football fan from each or what? Fernandes and Mane, maybe, but Bonucci? DELE ALLI???
Maybe if you actually used Google, you'd learn something.
Load More Replies...Us States But The First Letter Is Missing
Ew Jersey, Ew York, Ew Mexico, Ew Hampshire. Long ago, the four states lived together in harmony … then everything changed when the Ew Hampshire attacked.
