Man, relationships start off so great. The initial, sweeping romance often consumes a couple when they first get together. In this stage, you feel as if you've found a perfect match, someone who is both similar and new. Someone compatible. You want to spend as much time with them as possible, and enjoy each other's boundaries melting away. But that exposes our less glamorous attributes too.
In an attempt to show the unexpected turns their love life has taken, women are confessing to the internet how husbands and boyfriends are testing their limits. So we at Bored Panda decided to put these complaints together and see if we can all somehow grow from it.
From little everyday crimes (such as eating cheese like an animal) to bigger offenses (like hitting on your partner's married niece), here are a million ways to frustrate and disappoint your partner.
By the way, I feel like we also need to include a disclaimer. This publication doesn't mean that all men are garbage and every woman is a saint. I'd say it's more of a study to see what common relationship problems women go through.
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My Husband Is Technologically Challenged
He is a traditional guy! Honestly don't understand why we need all those plastic caps! No need for more plastic
To be fair, after decades of training, it's hard to train an olde dog to do new trcks.
Who wants to be fair? The continuation of our species is dependent on our ability to adapt.
Load More Replies...This is actually a better way ... cartons were always opened this way; now they have just added more plastic waste, and you can't get the carton completely empty!
I assumed the blue thing is a breathing-hole for the drink, so you can drink faster from the newly-made opening without it going 'glug-glug-glug' and splashing around.
Load More Replies...TBF, I did this for years after they introduced caps. Sometimes I still do!
I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday. I Fell Asleep While He Was Packing And He Stole My Toilet
Well that's a sh*tty situation. Really cr*ppy move there dude. He seems like such a t*urd. Okay....now I'm done.
Scrub that floor till it's clean. Go to Home Depot and get yourself another toilet. Consider yourself lucky to have that POS out of your life.
And every time she takes a crap in her new toilet, she can think of him.
Load More Replies...In a well built apartment or house, it's easy to go to the bedroom & close the door & not hear anything. Altho if a roommate or ex were moving out, I sure as hell wouldn't be sleeping, I'd be on alert & watching to be sure they didn't pull a stunt like this!
Load More Replies...According to some estimates, almost 50 percent of all marriages in the United States will end in divorce or separation. But what exactly makes sustaining a romantic relationship so hard?
Well, in 2020, a team of scientists led by Menelaos Apostolou of the University of Nicosia in Greece found that fading enthusiasm, long work hours, and lack of personal time and space are the three most common problem areas that prevent people from staying together. However, if it offers you some reassurance, they also think that only 30% of adults find it easy to maintain long-term romantic relationships.
100% Will Rip Open A Bag Like A Damn Raccoon And Then Notice It's Resealable
Our local minor league baseball team has been recently renamed. Their name is now Trash Pandas.
Load More Replies...I have opened resealable bags like that myself, but they are usually much harder to spot the reseal, or we are going to use it all anyway.
Wow,no ability to check for an opening. They would freeze to death in a freezer before they discovered it had a lever handle to open th door
Asked My Husband To Do A Maternity Photoshoot. Don’t The Dogs Look Great?
Hopefully , in the future, cameras will be able to take more than 1 picture, and maybe technology will advance to the point to be able to see a photo immediately after it is taken in order to make suggestions on how to make it better.
As a guy this is understandable. Sometimes you guys hold us to higher standards than we deserve
As a woman this is also understandable. Dogs over people.
Load More Replies...When it comes to the top challenge (fading enthusiasm, it can be explained by the fact that many people find long-term relationships to be tiring and they get bored quickly. They also sometimes realize that the passion and romantic love fades sooner than they might've expected. Fading enthusiasm is especially problematic among people who dislike routines.
Long work hours is one of those factors that might seem a little bit surprising at first but later sound really logical. In fact, some have already speculated that divorce rates can be predicted by the length of a spouse's commute. This research adds credibility to this notion — partners who spend many hours working or prioritize their career over their relationship are, not surprisingly, less involved and less successful in the latter.
This Is Where The Plate Goes After Dinner. Not In The Dishwasher. Not On The Counter. Not Even In The Sink. It Should Be Perfectly Balanced On The Sink, Just Like This
They need a cat to solve the dirty dishes situation and create a "need to buy new one" situation.
Load More Replies...Oh boy my family does this! I want to scream every time but I'm the weird one! I would perfectly balance the plate on person's head
One of my cats would push that down in 3 - 2 - 1 - crash!!!
Load More Replies...Once saw a sign: CLEAN UP YOUR MESS! Your mother doesn't work here.
That's what I yell to those who litter sometimes
Load More Replies...and outside the entrance door is where I'd put the husband, not inside, not in between, not even on the threshold, right outside with his suitcases. bye bye
Where does it say its the husband who does this?
Load More Replies...Everyone assuming it's a guy who did this. There are some lazy women too
Oh My That's an understatement Joanna. I know women who are more disgusting than 10 men. It boggles my mind.
Load More Replies...OK so let me explain this one. What it means is: I think I have finished eating BUT i am not sure if I want seconds. So, if after sitting for a bit with the first round, I still feel hungry, I will go back and get my plate and use it again. HOWEVER, if I feel that I'm done, then the plate can go in the sink ("washbasin"). It's symbolic. It means, I intend to wash it or put it in the dishwasher, but not just yet.
You got it soooooo perfectly right! Yes! Got a fellow like this living with me - drives me nuts, sometimes ;-)
Load More Replies...That's the perfect place for it to be found by the dinner dishes fairy
My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”
Guess who's going to be sleeping on the couch [or the other side of the bed if she's feeling generous] for the rest of eternity!
Load More Replies...I like a hard bed, my wife likes a soft one, so we compromised and got a medium firmness so we can both be uncomfortable.
Better solution: have a bed with two mattresses, for each their preferred one, and while you're at it, two blankets/ duvets (whatever you call it) as well. Trust me, you will love it! (There are countless options to get rid of the hole between the mattresses. We have something like a very thick fittet sheet on both mattresses). This is the norm in Germany and maybe Poland too
Load More Replies...Seems to me, he likely ordered a twin sized pad assuming it'd be half of the bed. But bed sizes are bizarre and not always consistent, so what he got was a lot wider.
I'm used to the sizing being consistent in the US but that looks like a double bed (often called "full" in the US), which is 54in or 138cm wide. A twin is 38in or 92cm. You would think a double bed would be the size of two singles given the name, but it isn't. A king size here in the US is the width of two singles (though longer). I don't get why the double bed is the standard size for a couple in many other countries. I suppose maybe if they're longer there, but here in the US, a standard double or single is only 75in/188cm long, which is a bit scant. I'm about average height for a man and my feet hang off the end of that. Queen (60in/153cm) and King (76in/183cm) are considered adult beds for couples and they're longer (80in/203cm). The Queen isn't that much wider than a full, but it has the extra length. That's the most common size for a shared bed here. Even our university dorms have extra long single beds since they're made for adults.
Load More Replies...I feel like after this he's gonna be needing that lotion on the night stand.... doubt you'll be interested in being intimate anymore lol
Is the problem that they only bought it for their side of the bed, or that 70 percent of the bed is "their side"
I Was Complaining To My Boyfriend That We Never Cuddle Anymore And This Was His Solution
sir imma stop you there that pun was too punny we are gonna have to fine you
Load More Replies...He's only a boyfriend! Time to move out and find someone who wants to hold more than your big toe! A rather red flag for the future of your relationship.
Load More Replies...don't let him come up with solutions, articulate to him the solution you want.
My poor husband regretted touching me earlier. He gave my shoulder a loving squeeze. The shoulder I bashed because I'm incapable of walking through doors instead i usually walk into the door frame.
Load More Replies...Feeling suffocated or lacking sufficient me time is the third most common reason why people have difficulty maintaining romantic relationships. Those who feel constrained by their commitment, or (whether or not it's justified) feel that their partner is constantly nagging them, will have issues working on and sustaining it.
The publication said that other common problems were character issues, clinginess, and bad sex.
Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag
If i go to a baby shower im doing this but the tape blends
Load More Replies...Love it. Then again, I'm also the friend who enjoys buying children's numbered birthday cards and just writing the appropriate decade in front of the year to give to my adult friends. Just because you're turning 34 doesn't mean you should lose out on a glittery dinosaur birthday card.
Heck before the shortages, we’d have trouble finding appropriate gift bags. We’d just find them for Christmas or “ITS A GIRL” if we needed a birthday bag, or just birthday and Hanukkah bags for a baby shower.
Load More Replies...My Husband Doesn't Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An "Eyesore"
What is irony? Is it like bronzey but cheaper-looking?
Load More Replies...exactly!. tell him to remove the place while the computer is on and maybe the static discharge will short out the cpu. I've seen it happen.
Load More Replies...My favorite part of shiny new products is the act of peeling off the protective plastic
I can top that! We inherited his grandparents dining room set in the late 90's. He wanted to put cardboard on the top of the sideboard to "protect" it. I got a piece of glass cut for it instead. Men are stupid.
I have a friend who refused to remove the protective film from her wristwatch.
I Asked My Husband To Stop At The Store And Get Coriander
She must've been confused when he asked which color she wanted.
Load More Replies...Coriander, colander... I guess, I can see the similarities. Sounds almost the same.
Aaaaaah, thank you! I'm not native, so I was wondering how you get from coriander to sieve. I have never heard colander before.
Load More Replies...Well, ignorance isn't the same as sloppiness/laziness. Teaching moment vs. reason to leave.
That's a nice coriander...a pleasant change from the usual leafy green fronds... now can we talk about the kitty sleeping on the arm of the couch?
My Aunt’s Skeevy Boyfriend Went From Asking What My Husband And I Want For Christmas To This Garbage In 2 Minutes
Tell your aunt. Tell your husband. Show both of them the texts. Share the texts with your entire family.
Yup! Get ahead of this story because he could say it was the niece who came onto him.
Load More Replies...the original poster said "She was pissed, but was just getting home from work so I don’t know much beyond that. He doesn't have the greatest track record, but she still keeps him around for some reason."
Load More Replies...Forward the worst of his texts to your mom. If that doesn’t open her eyes to his creepiness, then she’s a lost cause.
But coming back to what we briefly mentioned in the intro of this publication, it's important that no gender is the bad one. Just the individuals. Dr. Kristie Overstreet, a clinical sexologist and psychotherapist, highlighted that men face their own unique set of relationship issues—and a lot of them have to do with the way guys are raised. (Keep in mind that these differences are not relegated to just men in heterosexual relationships; they apply to all men in every kind of relationship.)
Fear of rejection, hiding depression, anxiety, and other mental health issues, pressure to be the financial provider, and performance anxiety around sex are just some of the things that men frequently worry about in relationships.
"Men are taught from a young age to not talk about their problems or struggles. Men aren't allowed to show or express emotions," Overstreet told Men's Health. This can actually be the root cause of many romantic conflicts. After all, managing emotions and communication is vital for every couple.
Texted My Husband To Show Him My Brilliant Idea For Making Sure I Drank My Full 1 Liter Of Water Before My Ultrasound
OMG 😲, it shouldn't have been anywhere she'd have thought it was clean then 😳
My asshole hubby used our measuring jug to measure his urine! I found out because he left it in the bathroom. I made him buy me a new (much nicer) one.
Who the hell uses an obvious kitchen item for anything else outside kitchen? What the hell?
I actually have many many kitchen Items I use for crafts etc. All are clearly labeled with permanent marker or nail polish ...CRAFT USE. if it is no longer kitchen usable - I ALWAYS reuse.
Load More Replies...I have a collection of Pyrex I keep in a cabinet in my office/lab I use in my work. I had a SO borrow pieces several times to use in the kitchen. They finally stopped after she used a piece to measure flour I had used the day before to determine fecal content downstream from a wastewater plant. We broke up later over her not understanding boundaries.
Wow, that's just crazy, and you're better off without her! How could she even think it would be okay to use your Pyrex for food, knowing what you have been using it for? My husband uses "kitchen" containers for his various bicycle cleaning solutions, but it's all kept in his garage/bike shop area. It's all things I've given him specifically for that, and I would never think of using it in my kitchen.
Load More Replies...Ugh who uses the same dishes you prepare food with for cleaning supplies?!? Soap does not go well with food ick lol
And carpet cleaner is not just "soap", chemicals that are usually toxic
Load More Replies...Instead Of Cleaning Up The Sugar He Spilled, My Boyfriend Decides This Is Perfectly Reasonable Instead
My Boyfriend Puts The Butter Away Like This In The Fridge Door. Fully Exposed And Touching The Fridge I Haven’t Washed In Months
Why remove the packaging? What's the logic except that he is obviously a weird disgusting monster
I was thinking that, or have a specific butter container, which the butter would stay in the whole time
Load More Replies...Make him some pancakes one morning and as he’s watching put that one piece of butter on top and see what he says
I would hide my own clean butter somewhere in the fridge, and let him use his nasty butter all by himself. I just don’t get people sometimes. When we were first married, I had to stop my husband putting the lid to the garbage can on the kitchen counter when he took the garbage out. When I found out he was doing it, I told him it had to stop. He asked why, and I told him the garbage can lid has touched garbage, and you’re putting it on the kitchen counter (that I am constantly wiping down with disinfectant wipes) where we prep our FOOD. Evidently he’d never thought it all the way through before (which raises another question about why a grown man just doesn’t use his critical thinking skills), because without saying a word, he took the lid off the counter and has never put it up there again.
My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls. Instead, The Top Of The Toilet Becomes His Garbage Display Area
I take out the garbage regularly, but I wanted to see how long this would go on for - it's been 2 weeks.
Gosh, that is a lot of toilet paper used in two weeks! Are you alright? 😄
That's not a lot at all if she had her period during these two weeks
Load More Replies...Assuming they both change the rolls that's 12*2=24 every 2 weeks. Probably should skip the GP and go straight to the ER.
Inform him he is no longer living with his bros. He’s living with you, and damn well needs to straighten up and fly right from now on—-or it’s back to living with the guys and living with “that mystery stink”, walking on sticky floors, seeing flies and maggots in the sink with the dirty dishes that have been there since dirt, pissing in blackened toilets, and showering in tubs/shower stalls where there’s more mold than tile. His choice. (I had to do the same with my husband when we were first married. He had been a bachelor so long (last long term relationship ended so badly he did not want to date anyone for a long time), he forgot that living with a woman was nothing like living with other guys. Luckily it’s a memory that doesn’t take long to be revived, and he’s been great ever since we got past that first year.)
On This Table, You Can See All The Gifts My Husband Has Bought Me For Last Christmas, Our Anniversary, My Birthday, And Mother’s Day
That's actually how mine looks too because we agreed not to give each other gifts. We gave each other the eternal gift of not having to stress out about searching for the perfect gift :).
My husband never buys me gifts for special days. When we see something we think the other will like we buy and just give it. No waiting for a special occasion or obligated gifts.
Can we de-normalize giving mothers/Father’s Day gifts to individuals who aren’t our mothers/fathers? I know she’s the mother of your kids but she’s not YOUR mother.
Kick him to the curb. You deserve someone who recognizes all you do and makes the gesture to show it. Even if he just came home with some daisies for you that he stopped and picked by the roadside, it would mean he appreciates you.
Oh! Same my husband got me! (Tbf: I buy my own gifts and kind of prefer it that way)
These Gum Piles My Husband Keeps Leaving Around The House
Collect them and stick them to his car. Don't forget to use gloves.
Husband’s Gift To His Wife
Don't put up with manipulation attempts like this. To quote Dan Savage, dtmfa.
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Load More Replies...This is legit abuse. If you ever find yourself in a relationship like this, please do whatever you can to get out of it and move on. A better life is possible.
Not for everyone. Not everyone can just leave.
Load More Replies...Yeah, unless these two are into twisted jokes/pranks it's time to file for divorce.
Their gender doesn’t matter. This is manipulative, vindictive, dysfunctional and all around toxic. That either partner would amass such resentment toward the other and that either would allow their partner to resent them to this level clearly illustrates the relationship is not healthy.
So, there is a story hiding here. The OP doesn't know what it is, googles doesn't either. Anyone know story?
Story is that the husband is a manipulative piece of s**t
Load More Replies...The Way My Boyfriend Sliced This Avocado
No kidding. The pit is cut cleanly and the soft flesh is not deformed. That's a great knife.
Load More Replies...It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries! But wait, there’s more…if you buy in the next 15 minutes, we’ll throw in…
Even if knife was very sharp, surprised that it was able cut through the seed
Unless the flesh is ridiculously hard and the thing tastes of rock? I have the same question.
Load More Replies...judging from its ability to go through an avo pip, I'd say he's playing with his life there.
Load More Replies...What kind of knife is this? Because that must be a real good one! This should be an advertisement. But seriously. Someone tell me what kind of knife is this!?
I have recently bought this nice murder weapon especially for killing avocados - a very blunt plastic knife for slicing open, metal picks for stabbing the seed and taking it out and a flexible ring to scoop the flesh out of the skin, all nicely stacked together as one piece. I originally bought it as a gag only, however, to my surprise it proved itself as really useful!
My Boyfriend's Job Title Is Actually "Solutions Engineer." This Was His Solution
He's a great solution engineer. That is a triple roll and its too big for the toilet paper holder. The spackling shows the holder has already been replaced once but someone keeps deciding to buy bigger and bigger rolls. Its not his fault if the user changed the parameters after the project was completed.
Load More Replies...This is so annoying!! My dad does this, except he leaves 2 or 3 sheets on the empty roll and continues stacking rolls with 2 or 3 sheets on them, then throw them on the floor next to the toilet.... About 5 inches away from where he's dropping empty toilet rolls is the trashcan. Instead of taking the roll off and dropping it (you're directly about the trash it that point) he flicks them off on to the floor. I have to clean his toilet paper rolls every 2 or 3 days. Drives me nuts!! Sorry for the rant but this image is very triggering.
Now see, that’s all wrong. Everyone knows you have to stand the roll up on its end and lean it against the wall, otherwise it’s just gonna roll off onto the floor.
At least he didn't try to spool the new roll onto the old roll backward because he couldn't figure out how to change the roll.
It's not a magic trick that has to be learned. It's very easy.
Load More Replies...I think each o these men were raised by wolves (Sorry for the aspirsion, wolves)Parents..how are we raising our boys? 1. Putting too much of our positive energy into our girls 2.
You got all that from a single toilet paper roll? I don't think we should make negative generalizations about boys.
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend's Gaming Set Up
Game must be very energy intensive because that's a hell of a lot of calories.
12 beers, 4 cokes plus a 2L coke. There's more of a problem here than gaming.
And i think the problem starts with a "B" and ends with an "Inge Drinking".
Load More Replies...When You Ask Your Husband To Load The Dishwasher
When your wife asks you to do something and you want to make sure she won't ask again😡😡😡😡😡
It's so sickening when people do this. They want a mommy and not a partner.
Load More Replies...I read a book once written by a therapist who specialised in couples therapy, and in it he said the top three things couples fight about are 1. Money, 2. Child discipline and 3. How to stack the dishwasher properly.
Holiday With A New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This
If you live somewhere humid it goes moldy way too quickly if not kept in the fridge.
Load More Replies...Got My Boyfriend Some Nice Cookies Imported From Holland, Turns Out He’s A Monster
The dog had the excuse of not having opposable thumbs to get a single cookie out of the package...
Load More Replies...I had a boyfriend who ate my expensive imported chocolates like they were Hersheys kisses. He just gobbled them down so fast, I don’t think he even tasted them. No savoring, no appreciation. Just inhaling them like a vacuum cleaner. Didn’t last much longer after that—-which wasn’t the first oafish thing he’d done.
My Roommate Got A New Boyfriend, He Used My Clippers, Didn't Brush Them When He Was Done, Didn't Clean Out The Sink And Clogged It Too
One of the positive things of not having a roommate is that you are not in danger to end up in jail
Before I met my wife, I lived on my own. It was better than having a flat mate.
Load More Replies...My ex used to do this too, covered the WHOLE bathroom in beardhairs and left it for me to deal with. Needless to say, there's a reason we split up. It was, ineed, a hairy situation.
I would have told the boyfriend that I don't use the clippers for my hair or beard ;)
Exactly, let him know those are your taint trimmers!
Load More Replies...Either he starts paying for repairs or… I was going to say fix it himself, but he’d probably only make it worse, so let him pay for repairing it. Call the landlord and tell him to send the bill to your roommates boyfriend.
I’m Breaking Up With My Boyfriend
That would be the 2021 version of "Leave the gun, take the cannoli'. No jury would convict you of murder after seeing this picture.
Load More Replies...It's a move you expect from 8 year old siblings, not a grown up. At least kick his ass with a pointy shoe for me.
seems eminently sensible (to break up with him, not what he did to the dessert!)
When My Husband Goes Out In Public Like This
Then he would be wearing either Birkenstock or at least brown sandals - not flip flops...
Load More Replies...If he's not embarrassed, don't be embarrassed for him. No one died because of ugly footwear - just ask the 3 million women who wear uggs. So bad they included it in the name but they are happy.
What is wrong with people? If he's comfortable in it, let him have his fun. People put way too much into what other people think
My husband had a pair like these in canary yellow. It was a rare time I was glad the washer and dryer ate them.
Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool
It's still good enough to cut his throat. Accidents do happen....
I sew. I bought a lovely, expensive pair of Gingher scissors. I sat the entire family on the couch and lectured them at length of what would happen to them if they even LOOKED in their direction. The family did not touch them. They are alive.
I did the exact same recently with my family! (In fairness I learned the lecture from my seamstress grandma as a kid-only got to use them when I was taught by her how to sew!)
Load More Replies...I would be beyond livid, if that happened to me. He better get you a good quality knife (or, maybe a set) to replace that.
I believe there was an episode on TOOL TIME about this very issue. Go find it snd sit him down to watch it, then get out the NEVER USE TOOLS INAPPROPRIATELY contract for him to sign
You mean Home Improvement or is there actually a show called Tool Time?
Load More Replies...This. I had a set of six nice French paring knives when I was first married. I have had none left for years now. I thought I’d mislaid a couple, then lost the rest when we moved. However, not too long ago I saw one of them—-in the garage, in a tool chest, all rusty and mangled. He. Is. Soooo. BUSTED.
I have the same knife and it's among my favorites too. A tragic end to a good knife.
My Dad once used my mom's nice expensive vacuum to vacuum the garage floor. First of all, who the hell vacuums the garage? My Dad apparently. She nearly murdered him. #justifiablehomocide
My cleaning lady vacuums our garage. We never asked, suggested, implied or request that she do so. At first my husband thought I was crazy but then he checked it out. Some other customer must have told her to do it at their house. There's no hiding anything from her either. Vacs under beds, in closets, cleans things we never thought she would.
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend Put Salt Instead Of Rice In The Rice Cooker, Been Wondering For An Hour Why It Was Taking So Long To Cook
That guy is either blind or has never in his life cooked rice before.
...or he's giving a loud and clear message about his desire to do any food prep. Get out!
Load More Replies...My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon
Even if your gums are fine I fail to see what could possibly bother someone about this
Load More Replies...Okay. 59 years alive and I've never heard of that. I'm going to give it a try
I knew a girl who ate an apple from the top down, including the core.
When you eat it that way you realize that most of what we know as "the core" is just good fruit NEAR the core. She's an anti-waste pro!
Load More Replies...I do this, but I don't scoop the insides I just eat the whole thing with a spoon. Not the core tho still
Instead Of Rinsing His Cup Between Drinks, My Boyfriend Will Just Refill It With Whatever Since It “Mixes In His Stomach Anyway”
and Black Flag to kill whatever that creepy crawly floater is in there...
Load More Replies...Had a boss that would continue to drink from the no-sugar syrup/water mug he'd leave. Overnight, over weekend, over holiday, ... . All without glancing in it, as we found out after I put a note in one during a three-week absence then heard explosive gargling noise.
Ew. Guessing by the mark and cloudy water, previously contained milk with dipped in oreo.
You are a very optimistic person! To me that looks like a dead fly
Load More Replies...Gave A Girl A Compliment About Her Shirt, Received This From Her Boyfriend
Wowwwwww. First off, hope dude doesn't talk like he types. But most importantly, why tf is he on her account in the first place? Trust issues much??
So it's not ok for a friend to tell another friend "nice shirt' or "goodnight"? Maybe the other guy is a creep and over steps boundaries but I'm more concerned about a boyfriend manipulating his girlfriends social media. Why can't she respond and tell the other guy to get lost?
"Hi..I'm her boyfriend....and when my knuckles aren't dragging on the ground, I'm using them to punch anyone else with a Y chromosome that so much as shares air in the same room as my girlfriend. Why? Because I'm an insecure man-child that's afraid she'll figure out that she can do so much better than me. I had a hard enough time getting her to go out with me...so I'm going to threaten and posture as much as possible to intimidate you because I lack the personality to get another girl. So back off bro!"
My Boyfriend Leaves Empty Packages In The Fridge
Leave empty condom packages in his night stand... He will get the message.
Keep an empty toilet paper roll on the spindle for him, while you use your hidden TP stash. Then you can commiserate that yes, it really is awful when people leave empties around.
Load More Replies...Last one I'm going to read. Either these people think they're funny or they need new partners.
He wants you to know they are gone. My husband would do that in the cupboards. I would then send him to the grocery store to get more. I was not making extra trips. Let him use his car and his gas.
How My Boyfriend Uses Cheese
What?!?! Why would you rip the cheese? Are you issuing a ticket?
I rip the cheese as well bc else wise it would be too long for my bread slice. Nevertheless, the next slice gets the rest ripped cheese and so on. So there is max 1 cheese slice ripped...
Load More Replies...To be fair... It's quite difficult to get one slice out of those packs. Happened to me a lot of times.
My Husband Leaves A Tiny Bit In The Bottom Of Snack Bags And Puts Them Back In The Cabinet
He says he’s "saving it for later." There are now ten bags with little or next to nothing in them. The problem is he never eats them, buys new ones, and after a few weeks I have to throw them away.
Mix all ten bags and you have your very own custom bag of party mix!
Mix all ten bags and HE has HIS bag of custom mix, you mean.
Load More Replies...Replace the new bags with the used ones and hide the new bags. He doesn't get a new bag until he either has finished the old ones or threw them away himself.
THIS!!! 11 bags of the same exact chips with a small handful in each. We have more bag clips than any other kitchen item. Occasionally I’ll take them all and combine them into one full bag, but he notices and instead opens a new bag.
Put them all in one bag, and use them for casserole topping. Or put in soup in exchange for crackers.
Husband Puts His Coffee Mug Next To 2 Empty Coasters
Hot coffee on a laminated surface? The monster is the person who insists on a coaster
Doesn't look like a surface that requires coasters does it? They are meant to protect wood etc that would mark. You don't just use coasters merely because they exist.
Load More Replies...wwell sometimes coasters are deorative and for display so he might not have known i have also done this before at a friends house then she told me i could use them
could still have some drips down the side when you drink.
Load More Replies...look if the decorative coasters have water-soluble paint on them, it's understandable. My dad had ones that had that problem. So he'd not let you use them because the decorative pattern just dissolved. If the surface of the table is melamine, np, just wipe it, and no, 100 deg C coffee won't damage it, it burns at closer to 200-300.
My female relative slides the coasters into the drawer, then puts her cold drink can on the wooden table.
So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'
Husband says that's pretty good, he'll buy that for a dollar.🤣
Load More Replies...Come on, this is clearly a (bad) joke, did he get her anything else?
Yeah, I think it's a case of a mismatched sense of humour rather than being a terrible boyfriend
Load More Replies...My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Christmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood
I've seen this posted elsewhere and it said her parents were in on it- they bought her an actual Nintendo Switch.
The box its in is the actual one for the real one. The smile/frown shows she thinks its funny because she knows you can't just buy the box and the real gift is somewhere near.
Load More Replies...The full story is her mom already bought her one. She's jokingly pouting.
Beforehand, actually. Her partner made sure of it so she wouldn't be frustrated.
Load More Replies...I’ve seen this before. Don’t worry! She DID get an actual gaming Nintendo switch
The Lights In My Boyfriend's Bathroom
That's exactly how my bathroom light always looked before the separation, lol 😆
Load More Replies...I have something similar except every bulb is different. It's actually pretty interesting.
When Your Husband Says He’ll Take Care Of Lunch
Uh... Some pizzas literally say put frozen pizza directly on the oven rack on the directions. I still puzzle over this. I put it on a pan anyways bc I'm too scared this might happen. Haha
Our frozen pizzas say to put them directly on the rack. In our old electric oven it was fine. Tried it in our new gas oven, and this was the result. Lesson learned.
Load More Replies...Frozen pizzas *should* cook in the oven without a tray/pan. The boxes often suggest to put it directly on the rack. So this guy really messed up
He probably made the mistake of allowing the pizza to thaw first.
Load More Replies...The Way My Boyfriend Left His Ice Cream Cone While He Went To Pee
Should introduce him to the guy who leaves the naked, dirty block of butter right on the fridge shelf.
Put it in a cup, or at least in a clean dish, not on the kitchen surface. It cant possibly be as clean as a dish...
Wait five minutes and just eat the damn cone before your go to the bathroom...
Load More Replies...And not even on a small plate or saucer, but right on the counter. Heathen.
We don't know how seriously he needed to Pee... Do you think 100% straight at the point of no return?
And you can't properly enjoy your ice-cream with a full bladder
Load More Replies...Yeah, I try to tell the hubby, not to take his phone to the bathroom, but he ignores me. If he’d only read the info about all the lovely ecology germs that float around and that it really is not clean or healthy !
My Boyfriends Food Cupboard. I Think He Just Upends His Shopping Bags Directly In The Cupboard Rather Than Unpack
And a tin can came rolling out and nearly missed your socks .....
Worse is, if the cupboards on a higher location, that tin can might roll out and hit him on his head.
Load More Replies...How My BF Opens Cereal
Seriously, should anyone eat these? Colouring and sugar for breakfast.
Load More Replies...I have to wonder about the people who can't open packages. To me, this just demonstrates that they are exceedingly immature and have never bought their own groceries or paid their own bills, most likely. If they've been paying for groceries all along, and haven't realized that not re-closing packages is like throwing money away, then they can't be terribly bright.
Wife Likes To Store Things In The Oven. I Don’t. That's Why I Don’t Check It
Lots of people store pots and pans in the oven. I haven't seen any studies on it, but I'm confident it's a large number.
Load More Replies...The only things 'stored' in my oven are the pizza stone and sometimes a cast iron pan. NOTHING that would melt.
My mom always stored things like bread, chips, etc in the oven because they had cockroaches in VA Beach, Virginia, USA 40 some odd years ago..... Now I store things like bread, chips, etc in my stove because that is how I was raised. I just put a sticky note on the oven by the bake button until my husband got used to checking. Occasionally, we still forget, but its a convenient storage solution.....
You do know that an oven isn't entirely air-tight and that cockroaches can find incredibly small openings to fit through, don't you? Invest in a metal bread box.
Load More Replies...storing stuff in the oven is a thing in latin America. Yep, I learned it the hard way.
My oven is storage space too. I don't bake anything in it usually. I've had a friend do this as well bc she was going to make pizza. I now have to make sure to warn everyone.
The cousin's Mom thought she was turning OFF a burner k**b and accidently turned ON the oven. Read my post above.
Load More Replies...I've Waited For So Long, Then My Husband Drove The Car
If a woman did this, no one would joke about killing her.
Load More Replies...If a guy's wife did this, I don't think people would joke about killing her.
Load More Replies...My Sisters Boyfriend Cut A New Loaf Of Bread Like This
Rebooting won't help. It needs formatting and installing a totally new operating system.
Load More Replies...we cut straight down and across the middle also. everyone gets equal amounts of the heel and soft middle.
The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza
Not sure which is worse, leaving the crust or using cutlery!
Load More Replies...I don't understand what people have against crust. First world problems I guess.
Yes... I dated a guy (for a minute) that was upset because the crusts weren't cut off his sandwiches. Like he was four years old!
Load More Replies...Yes, we call them pizza bones too! If you are here and do not save your crust for the dogs, they will give you the evil eye.
Load More Replies...It feels toddler like to me. Like the pizza is literally made from dough. To get picky about crust means you're not hungry enough and pretty privileged
Load More Replies...When Bae Put His Beer Away By Himself. What Is This Mess?
Omg, yes. Wrap the top with a foil or something.
Load More Replies...Bahahahahahah I had a roommate that did this. It's messy and annoying but honestly not really that big of a deal. Choose your battles. Lol
Bae is more concerned at getting his beer in the fridge than making sure it fits..I speak the obvious,...blah
My Husband Never Finishes A Pack Of Gum Before Opening A New One
That's my pet peeve I honestly! Grew up in a house where noone was finishing any product! Bathroom full of unfinished shampoos and shower gels with me always showering with the leftovers so i can throw them out
Open them all and dump them in one big ziploc. Maybe he'll figure it out.
I literally could not care less about this. It will all get gone eventually.
Put them all together, for gum surprise. In one baggie. TotL up the cost of all the gum he buys and never uses and how much that money is in a month.. might make him choke on the gum he does chew!
My Sister's Boyfriend Thought A Rock, From His Backyard, Was A Good Christmas Gift For Her
Yeah, I was going to say something similar--if they're kids, I'd give him some points for effort. If they're seriously broke adults *and* she's into skulls, I'd still give him points for effort.
Load More Replies...My ex worked in a summer camp in the US once so he spent the whole summer there and in the last couple of days he visited New York as well. I have a big button collection and I asked him to bring me a nice button from the US as a souvenir, because it can't be that hard to find a craft shop in a big city like New York. He said sure thing, and then the only thing he got me was a tiny rock from the road that didn't even have a cool shape like this skull thingie. (also, we spent 2 birthdays and 1 Christmas together and he never got me anything, whatever, the only thing I'm sad about is the button, I still don't have one from America)
Would you be okay with a stranger sending you a button from America?
Load More Replies...My Husband Ties Bread Bags Into Super Tight, Impenetrable Knots So I Have To Tear The Bag Open To Get To The Bread
My husband does this but with bottles, sodas, anything with Ali’s he closes it xtra tight, sometimes he himself can’t open it
My husband used to do this too, but he's gotten better about it since he started having tendonitis in his hands.
Load More Replies...My lady does it, I hate it. I just tear it open then we have no bag... Then we get to eat 10 sandwiches
Teach hubby how to tie a quick release knot. He can tie them as tightly as he'd like to. Without too much hassle or destroying the bag, you can still get to your food.
How to undo a tight knit in a plastic bag. Twist the free end until it’s stiff and push it back through the knot.
save up a bunch of bread tabs and put them in a bowl on the counter, or someplace convenient... then he doesn't need to tie any knots. The way he tied it, there is so much air in the bag it's not doing much to keep it fresh anyway.
And leaves a lot of air in the bag. Might as well not close it at all
This Is How My Boyfriend Squeezes Out Toothpaste
I live with my husband and 20year old son, that’s does some of this stuff so far, help me…
I swear by a toothpaste per individual. That way they won't F up my toothpaste.
Load More Replies..."After this, the deluge" for anyone who hasn't memorized this quote by the Sun King, Louis XIV.
Load More Replies...i do this as well, but i don't have to share my toothpaste with anyone, fortunately
This Is How My Boyfriend Uses Paper Towels
Treat him like the toddler he is and teach him how to properly tear of one sheet. Use your best kindergarten teacher language to educate him.
Well, in fairness...them little shits can be a pain to rip off..sometimes they rip in half, sometimes just a corner..I get it..but I always "fix" it when it rips like that
The Way My Boyfriend Wears Socks Around The House
I've done this when my toes where cold but my heels felt like they were sunburned. Does he perhaps have neuropathy?
bruh when my heels get itchy but its cold as f**k this is a saving technique
If that's the worst thing he does that you can think of, he's obviously a good 'un
If you love someone it's a cute and endearing habit. If you don't it's annoying. BTW, I don't know him, but it's cute.
THATS WHAT MY SON(20yo) DOES!!! He met his father only several times when he was a baby an he did that too!! NoW my tiny daughter(3Yo) is doing it. WHY??
This Peanut Butter Jar My Husband Put Back In The Cupboard
That reminds me. Haven't had peanut butter on toast for a while. Must make some. Also, that jar isn't empty.
Exactly! There is at least enough for a quarter of a sandwich
Load More Replies...My mom is the queen of scraping every last bit out of what ever food was in the the container. Then, she gets really mad when I do it with the yogurt cup and pretty much everything else.
Keep it in the fridge, it will spread. In the cupboard is nasty, it ages so rapidly!
Nothing wrong, your husband just does not want to waste perfectly good peanut butter.
Husband Put His Pants Right Beside The Laundry Basket Instead Of Just In It
Put his pants right beside the washing machine instead of just in it.
Then again, it might backfire. The husband might wear it - washed or not, when they plan on going out.
Load More Replies...He did not "put" them there - this is where he stepped out of and then simply LEFT them.
My first husband used to drop his clothes where he took them off. even if the laundry hamper was near by, they still landed on the floor.
Dear Husband, Is It Too Much To Ask That You Sort The Silverware When Unloading The Dishwasher?
This used to happen to me a lot with my hubby. Would gripe at him over it all the time. I'm usually the one that washes and puts away dishes. Last time he did this (5 years ago or so) he almost cut his middle finger off trying to get a spoon in the middle of the night... I got a tremendous amount of "I'm sorry" comments on the way to the hospital. He's never done this again since. People can be dense sometimes.
Good on him for saying he was sorry. My ex-husband would have found a way to make his injury my fault
Load More Replies...He's telling you he doesn't want to do chores, and he's being a baby about it.
Wow. I wouldn't be surprised, if he loses a finger or two from those knives that are hidden.
Asked My Boyfriend To Put The Washing Out To Dry And Came Back To This
The Way My Boyfriend Cut A “Taste” Out Of This Cookie Cake
i curse u...may ur socks get wet, may ur sleeve get stuck on the door k**b, may u stub ur toe, may u wanna poop and ur drawstrings dont open.....i curse u with all my being
Did it wrong...shoulda lifted 1 of the icing flowers and took a piece...then put the icing back over the "taste"..
Husband Leaves This In Fridge In Case Anybody Wants Some
Boyfriend Opens A New Soap Every Week For Some Reason
wow merge them all into one.....or better yet...leave them around the house for him to find it
stick the old bar to the new bar... but I would love to know what kind of thinking is behind this.
Husband Got The Lasagna Back Out At 9pm Last Night To Get A Second Slice, Forgot To Put It Back And I Didn’t Find It Til 10 Hours Later
YOU CAN STILL EAT THAT!!! Absolutely no problem. It’s been so hot, it’s salted and seasoned, you can just pop it in the oven again and reheat it thoroughly and eat it.
Load More Replies...Okay, but this is a legit mistake. I did the same thing last night. I made tacos and put the taco meat in a container and then turned around to put the pan into the sink and forgot the container sitting on the counter behind me. I didn't realize until an hour later when I went back into the kitchen for something. I can forgive this.
Agreed. Once, we threw a party with a lot of food. We forgot one tray of a fancy pasta dish in the oven, which had been turned off, until the next day. It was a disappointing accident.
Load More Replies...I would have to walk outside and scream. Does anyone know how much work it takes to make lasagna from scratch?
Leaving pasta out can kill you if you eat it. I hope everyone knows that it's actually pretty dangerous.
This statement is true for any kind of food that contains moisture. But has no value within the 10h timeframe.
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend Decided To Use My Hair Dryer To Dry The Inside Of His Work Boots
Boot dryer for him for Christmas, and buy yourself a new hair dryer, wrap it, thank him for the replacement.
So he ruins her stuff and she not only has to buy her own replacement but she gets him a boot dryer?
Load More Replies...Seriously. Those hairdryers aren't cheap, either.
Load More Replies...I melted my hair driers a couple of times, because my room would get so cold, I used the driers to heat my bed (an awfull amount of time and heated almost nothing, plus bad quality plastic). Then my mother finaly agreed to buy me an electric blanket and we found a hairdrier that automatically shuts down when it get to hot)
Load More Replies...Yeah... he's obviously apologize for being an idjit and bought you a brand new one?
Where My Husband Puts His Socks
Don't wash what isn't in the basket. My husband had difficulty finding the basket until I stopped washing anything that wasn't in it. any random crap I may find wandering about the place is either left where it is or if I need it gone it gets thrown on the floor next to his side of the bed. He learned pretty quick.
My sister doesn’t pull her underpants out of her jeans. It’s really disgusting for the person sorting the wash.
Recently Moved In With My Boyfriend Who Has A Habit Of Leaving His Clothes On The Floor, I Asked Him To Put His Jeans Away In His Closet And This Is What I Found Later
That's why you make some testings before moving in! A weekend at first, some holiday..... for your own sake and his own safety
I was dating my hubby for 2 years, His shirt matched his trousers, matched his socks, matched his shoes every time. After we got married, I found out that was Marrying his mother, She laid all his clothes out so he would look nice and everything matched. She picked up after him, she paid his bills, she made sure he kept to his appointments. All this I found out after being married from Day one.
Load More Replies...Ok, but where were the jeans actually supposed to go? You don't hang jeans, do you?
I lived in a studio apartment once with no room for a dresser or shelves, so I had to hang my jeans in the closet. And I've know lots of people who keep their jeans on hangers. Now I have a big walk-in closet with nice shelves to keep my jeans on.
Load More Replies...Husband Gift Wrapping Results
I was wrapping presents for an hour last night. The first few were neat and pretty, but I reached the end of the wrapping paper roll and the last gift I wrapped looked not much better than this.
How My Boyfriend Eats Burgers
Someone can't have/can't stand the seeds. If the shop has it, asking for a seedless bun may be a better option than flaying the bun.
Checked the OP, they have confirmed that their bf has medical issues that means that he can't eat the seeds. Getting a seedless bun is the way to go if it's possible.
Load More Replies...To me, part of a meal being pleasant is, how to describe it, that feeling of unity/sharing when everyone enjoys food from the same table. The caption doesn't say that the boyfriend made a huge show of picking at his bun, but if he did, and he was scowling and sighing over it not being his way, that would make me uncomfortable. But maybe he was discreet about it and this doesn't matter.
Load More Replies...How My Husband Stacks Plates And Platters
My Husband Brought Home Some Milk Because We Were "Out"
how big is your refrigerator? I would pour all of these into his glass... and hope they're fresh.
I bet if you combined the “empty” jugs that they would make over half of one gallon.
This Guy Destroyed His Girlfriend's Sand Castle
Did it to film it and post her reaction. It’s not even funny, he just seems like an ass. Way different from not finishing a bag of popcorn or opening cereal wrong.
He wanted to give her a heads-up on her future life with him. Hope she got the message.
She made a "sand castle" by filling the pink bucket with packed sand & turning it out on the beach. Her jerk boyfriend then kicked it apart. If you click on the small grey letters at the bottom left corner of the post, it will take you to her twitter feed with full pics.
Load More Replies...Most of these don't seem like cute little foibles to me... I think they're angry, passive aggressive gestures.
My Husband Always Opens Resealable Bags From The Wrong End
Well, I’ve done this but more my accident not knowing there was a resealable side
I did this for about 2 years before someone mentioned to me that you could reseal the bags. I always just assumed the bottom ends were shaped weirdly.
Load More Replies...So, if you correct this by dumping this bag inside a new ziploc, and seal that, will he open the ziploc from the bottom.
I'll admit it, I've taken scissors and cut across the top of a plastic bag and didn't realize it was resealable until halfway through. (rolls eyes)
so do I. tiny bit pcs are all at the bottom. if u open this way, they get consumed with the whole pcs.
Why wouldn't you just store it upside down and then open it normally then?
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard
How My Boyfriend Opens Kleenex
How My Husband Puts Back Cereal
One time I almost killed a roommate for doing this, it was my favorite cereal and it was a very very long day, all day long the only thing that kept my spirit was the thought that I could eat my favorite cereal when I arrive at home and picked up the box it was completely empty not even like this just empty, if she would have been at home I would probably be in prison right now for manslaughter.
Fiancé Regularly Leaves Dirty Clothes Directly Next To The Hamper
So far , lots of issues with the laundry, I believe they never grew up using a hamper, and dirty clothes just goes on floor in corner until laundry day
Again, this is hostile. I think of it this way... if I was living with someone, and I loved them, they would only have to ask me once to stop doing something that annoyed them, especially something that was stupid or lazy in the first place, right? That he does this regularly pretty much sums up how much he cares about you. The little red flags are just as important as the big ones, unless you're ok with this, and willing to drop it for all time.
Maybe try her hamper and his hamper? Each responsible for certain things that are "icky "? Just a thought.
It’s a subtle way of reminding you of your jobs around the house. Don’t marry unless prepared for a lifetime of this.
My Boyfriend Left Me Some Icecream
My Boyfriend Was Too Lazy To Get Up So I Could Change The Sheets, So I Just Made Them Over Him
Was there some reason you needed to change the sheets at that particular time?
My former fiance did that with his brother in the bed. But it was at 11:00 or so at night, quite some time after their Mom asked him to put clean sheets on. He could not for the life of him understand why his brother was pissed...or why his Mom and I wanted to slap him.
The Way My Husband Opened This Bag Of Nappies
When you don't realize there's any that aren't already opened but the diaper is already off.... The real panic is trying to rip thru those thick packages to get one before the baby decides to go....again.
Usually I've done this when I've already taken off the dirty diaper only to realize the new package isn't open yet and I only have one hand available.
There's a lot of this here...what the hell is the issue with opening packages?
Awfull bags! I hate them...also is there another way to open those hell stuff?
It is not necesary. Maybe she is holding the baby in place so it would not turn and fall
Load More Replies...The Way My Fiancé Puts Away Cereal Boxes
My Fiancé Thinks This A Completely Acceptable Way To Cut A Cake
this is somehow worse than taking a piece right out of the centre..........yummy cake but a very dangerous pic for my mental health
I think it's just rude. If only you will be eating something, cut it anyway you wish. If others will be eating it too, grow up and cut it like an adult.
My Boyfriend Gave Siri An Interesting Nickname For Me
Unacceptable. It's not a joke when you refer to a your SO with insults. "I live in a fairy tale, the witch is already on the couch" has stopped being funny at least 10 years ago.
Exactly. Why would their SO call them with insulting names - and, why would one let them? I never understood that.
Load More Replies...One time I got into a fight with my boyfriend and he left to cool off and I said “Hey Alexa, Boyfriend is a jerk!” And he saw it because it was set up through his phone lol.
That's Why I Never Ask My Husband To Help Me With The Dishes. It Was My Only Frying Pan
I'm thinking most of the inconsiderate jerks depicted in this article do all these things on purpose. Had a sibling who used to do that: screw it up so badly, they'd never be asked to do it again.
Load More Replies...I have a pan with a similar dent bc the cat knocked it off the stove.
Load More Replies...I had one who broke a cast iron frying pan once. Didn’t even think that was possible. Cast iron … c’mon.
Cast iron is brittle af, it doesnt dent, it brakes.
Load More Replies...The Only Picture My Drunk Boyfriend Got Of My Halloween Costume
To be fair what should we expect out of drunken person? But he is still not the greatest boyfriend
If he gets that drunk at Halloween, I would suspect a drinking problem.
Someone Posted About The Plastic On The Microwave To Protect Its Beauty, I Present You, My Boyfriend’s Computer
These things are so stupid. Who is he saving the good look for by not removing the plastic? The next owner? I have a friend who keeps the plastic on his "beautiful phone" to protect it. But why keep the plastic on until it is time to replace it? Then noone get's to benefit from the "full glory" that they so preciously try to protect.
Please take this crap off your items. it not designed to be left on and will over time stick permanently, but badly.
When My Boyfriend Does This
Mullet if you've got cats that like to scratch the roll
Load More Replies...My Husband Opens Up Food That's Resealable In Random Places And Doesn't Use A Clip To Close It
they are still carrots stop complaining if its "american scam" or "genius" just eat the carrots and shut the hell up ( i am talking about the comments not the post but this dude still sucks for opening it like that like wtf)
Why don’t you peel your carrots? You should be on this list.
Load More Replies...My Husband Eats Oranges Like They’re Apples. Send Help
i'm allergic to the skin i have to eat apples like that or my throat will close on me so please be less harsh
Load More Replies...You're not just a racist asshole, you're an unimaginative one.
Load More Replies...The Way My Husband Treats The Butter
My Mom’s Boyfriend Never Finishes A Bag Of Cheetos
Good idea, but as my ex wife would invariably say...."That's not the point!"
Load More Replies...My Husband Tried To Light A Battery Powered Candle
The Way My Boyfriend Makes Ramen
I know right!!! Can't be too many damn ways to make it
Load More Replies...I Tried To Help My Boyfriend Keep His Bathroom Clean By Putting A Laundry Basket In There... So Close
That's a good time to talk about how his prospects to become your husband are vanishing into thin air because you refuse to be his mommy.
Ask yourself if you are willing to be his servant for all time. If he can't even man up enough to keep himself clean, are you really willing to do it for him forever? If so, make up your mind to never say anything about it again... you knew going in you'd never change him.
The Safest Place Tonight
You "told" him vs. "asked" him? Where did you think he should put them? Where was YOUR purse with your own safe place for your lashes? You may also be on this list when HE posts what you did!
I don't know, I would have guessed that some gay men wear makeup and false lashes.
Load More Replies...Imagine forgetting about that and then opening it LOL! Also, hope the minty fumes won't bother your eyes next time you wear them!
The Way My Husband Packs Boxes For Our Upcoming Move
To be honest, after two weeks of packing our house to relocate, the boxes started looking like this. Lol. I just DGAF anymore. I pray that I never have to move again.
Agree 100%. The first couple of boxes are immaculate, but by the end...
Load More Replies...At least it all looks like medicine cabinet stuff. My ex hired 'professional movers' last time we moved...a box might have: coffee maker--minus carafe; a wastebasket--with waste included; a left shoe; a box of tissues and a bra.
Last time we used professional movers, we lost all my cool new clothes, 5 mattresses, my dad's clothes, the pretend food, and 1 leg of our table.
Load More Replies...Is he a certified moron with a service dog to help him find the toilet?
Same! And we used to move all the time and we’d lose / break stuff like this a lot. It made me so mad. We don’t “move” like this anymore thank goodness.
The Way My Husband Opens Cereal. He’s A Monster
Some of those bags need dynamite. It's awful when you try to open it properly and the plastic just stretches... and stretches... and then tears any which way. Get the scissors!
My Boyfriend Never Completely Closing His Dresser Drawers
Exactly what I wanted to say. Closed, not closed - if he came with the dresser, all is forgiven.
Load More Replies...Do the same with your drawers. Chances are that he gets so annoyed that he'll start closing his and yours.
My Husband Is 30-Years-Old And He Still Doesn't Know How To Open A Box
Not as much as not knowing but more not complying to "Open here" directions. No one tells a real man how to open a box.
Last Week My Boyfriend Purchased This To Sort His Mail
I think it's desk in/out basket. There may be two in the package.
Load More Replies...What the heck is it? Opened the image in a new tab, enlarged it, and... What the heck is it?
The thing is, it has veen sitting there for a week. So he will never get his mind sorted
Husband Steals Double Stuff Oreos And Takes Frosting Out
If it’s done neatly and I get the frosting to make my own quadruple-stufts, I’m perfectly fine with this.
I call your quadruple-stuffeds and I'll see you a two inch stack.
Load More Replies...My Husband’s Toothbrush
That brush needs to be changed ASAP when the bristles look like that it's overdue for a change like two months ago.
i wud prolly faint if the tooth paste tube is squeezed in d middle too
You all complaining about how they doing it, but at least they're brushing
My Boyfriend Leaves The Stickers On New Stuff. Help Me
take it off without saying it :p "I was cleaning, it got caught in the rag, jorry"
Btw on a lot of products this can damage your product or at least make it not work properly
Yep - heat from the product, and possible condensation, it's a big no-no to leave the plastic wrapping on them.
Load More Replies...My Boyfriend Is A Monster
If you ever spend time traveling in areas of the world with questionable food safety/hygiene standards, you learn that this is the BEST way to eat your bread. The crust is what people have handled/has come into contact with surfaces. The bread inside is germ-free. It can be a hard habit to break, but it can mean the difference between spending your trip enjoying the local sights vs one spent touring local doctor’s offices and hospitals.
I'd fill this with shredded cheese and cubed ham then give it a round in the microwave.
Look At How My Boyfriend Defiled This Cheesecake... He Took One Bite Of Every Piece
It's a sampler... So he "sampled". If it's just hubby and me, we'd both try some of everyone too.
Same, I'd do this with close friends too. Sharing food, sharing bowls the way of many eastern cultures, fondue, etc. "Breaking bread" together, it's a beautiful concept.
Load More Replies...Sorry, that’s not funny - that’s outright rude and unhygienic. Nope your way out of there quick smart.
Oh yes, so much more unhygienic than kissing, really...
Load More Replies...Asked My Boyfriend To Make The Dish For A Potluck This Weekend
Went to a pot luck once where a lady brought a sack of cheeseburgers. people rolled their eyes, but every single one got eaten.
The Way My Boyfriend Cuts His Pizza To Avoid Cutting The Pepperoni
Several posts about this .. I see there is apparently a not cutting pepperoni thing. Is it so you don't mess up the cheese since it's hard to cut through the pepperoni?
No idea...never heard about not cutting a pepperoni...
Load More Replies...I do this myself. Cutting through the round slices feels worse than having unequal pieces. Yes, I have Asperger's, why?
I Asked My Husband To Grab Me One Of My Meds And He Just Punched A Pill Out Of The Middle At Random
The Way My Husband Cuts Into The Block Of Cheese
Perhaps she should invest in a cheese slicer. No household should be without one.
I would do it like this if I had to use one of those slicers with a wire for cutting.
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How My Boyfriend Eats Chocolate
Hershey's is perfectly fine budget chocolate.
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The Real Strain Of Quarantine Is Having To See Daily How My Husband Cuts His Sandwich
How My Boyfriend Eats His Kit Kat
god f*****g damn it i was just talking about the dude with the hershey and now this?!
The Way My Boyfriend Is Eating This Pie
It looks like an individual pie based on the size of the fork, so yes, he can eat it any way he wants.
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he was only trying to evenly distribute.. and was probably high
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Being a kind-hearted soul, I will force myself to help.
Load More Replies...Sometimes, I Think About How Much I Love My Boyfriend. Then He Does Stuff Like This
How My Husband Eats Watermelon. I May Have To Rethink Our Marriage
i dunno what's worse....d watermelon or the fact that it's so juicy and on a keyboard😭
Thought You Guys Might Enjoy The Way My Boyfriend Cut These Sandwiches
@Rajnish Dadarwal: Um, I beg to differ! I mean, I understand struggles with cutting. I'm a teacher, of little kids, and I can't draw or cut a straight line to save my life. I even mess up with a paper cutter, for heaven's sake. But I'm not hopeless. While my bar cookies may not all be the same size, I CAN cut a sandwich into reasonably pieces. It's really not tough.
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How My Boyfriend Eats Pie
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My Husband Eats The Middle Pieces First
Once again, some people hate the edges because it tastes burnt to them. Many people who had it as a mild aversion before getting COVID discovered it now tasted like charcoal afterwards. The three most common "flavors" of people who COVID screwed with their sense of taste are gasoline, burnt wood, and metal.
I follow General Sherman's strategy. Start here and march to the other side, taking no prisoners.
How My Husband Cut This Pizza. Do I… Do I Stay Married?
Asked My Boyfriend To Cut My Sandwich In Half
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What Sort Of Animal Opens Cereal Like This? My Boyfriend, That’s Who
Elvis Pawsley Has Been Destroying The Garden. My Husband Chose This Solution
This Is Exactly Why I Don't Like Sharing My Pringles With My Boyfriend
Because his fingers are too big and his fine motoric skills are limited.
Load More Replies...Sorry people, but most of the “lazy” package openings are done by my wife in our house.
My Husband Thinks It's OK To Butter Toast Like This
Where does it say you have to apply an evenly spread layer of 2 micron? Slap the butter on, apply chocolate sprinkles and drink a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.
Going to pull this up with a call of “that’s not toast”. That’s - seriously - just warm bread. There’s bits there that wouldn’t have even formed a cyst yet, let alone gotten crunchy.
Butter should be sliced and not spread. The whole point of toast is to act as a vessel for the consumption of butter
Work through the corners and the edges and the middle will look after itself.
To be fair my ex wife did many of these types of things and at the end of the day people like this are just shitty entitled narcissists that practice conscious incompetence
We do raise men different than women. Women makeup more than 50% of the workforce but nearly 99.5% of household chores. Men need to pull more weight when it comes to going to the market, preparing meals, cleaning, etc...
It's the other step of the feminist movement - enable more women to be as professionally independent as men; enable men to be as domestically independent as women. There's a lot of behavior here that needs to be taught to a 30 year old in the same way that it was taught to most of us as 10 year olds. The habit of opening packages like a raccoon is not unique to men, though...
Load More Replies...If BP posted an article with a heading like “Something Something Women are Idiots” the regular commenters would go super nova. (And don’t be that person that says the heading could refer to same sex couples. It’s pedantic)
But … it doesn’t say men are idiots… it is talking about People. Not gender specific.
Load More Replies...And at least half of them were done just to take a pic and post it.
Load More Replies...I have to reluctantly admit that I've been a lot of these husbands/boyfriends and my advice... dump their useless asses, 'cause these relationships don't end especially well.
This isn't fair. As a female, even I see that the comment section on each image is unfair. They are stupid mistakes but that doesn't mean you should comment that the person who submitted the photo should divorce. And it doesn't reflect on the character of the boyfriend or husband in a way that immediately means they are a bad person. Except for the controlling DM example.
And maybe the dude who never bought his wife a present ever.
Load More Replies...To be fair my ex wife did many of these types of things and at the end of the day people like this are just shitty entitled narcissists that practice conscious incompetence
We do raise men different than women. Women makeup more than 50% of the workforce but nearly 99.5% of household chores. Men need to pull more weight when it comes to going to the market, preparing meals, cleaning, etc...
It's the other step of the feminist movement - enable more women to be as professionally independent as men; enable men to be as domestically independent as women. There's a lot of behavior here that needs to be taught to a 30 year old in the same way that it was taught to most of us as 10 year olds. The habit of opening packages like a raccoon is not unique to men, though...
Load More Replies...If BP posted an article with a heading like “Something Something Women are Idiots” the regular commenters would go super nova. (And don’t be that person that says the heading could refer to same sex couples. It’s pedantic)
But … it doesn’t say men are idiots… it is talking about People. Not gender specific.
Load More Replies...And at least half of them were done just to take a pic and post it.
Load More Replies...I have to reluctantly admit that I've been a lot of these husbands/boyfriends and my advice... dump their useless asses, 'cause these relationships don't end especially well.
This isn't fair. As a female, even I see that the comment section on each image is unfair. They are stupid mistakes but that doesn't mean you should comment that the person who submitted the photo should divorce. And it doesn't reflect on the character of the boyfriend or husband in a way that immediately means they are a bad person. Except for the controlling DM example.
And maybe the dude who never bought his wife a present ever.
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