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Man, relationships start off so great. The initial, sweeping romance often consumes a couple when they first get together. In this stage, you feel as if you've found a perfect match, someone who is both similar and new. Someone compatible. You want to spend as much time with them as possible, and enjoy each other's boundaries melting away. But that exposes our less glamorous attributes too.

In an attempt to show the unexpected turns their love life has taken, women are confessing to the internet how husbands and boyfriends are testing their limits. So we at Bored Panda decided to put these complaints together and see if we can all somehow grow from it.

From little everyday crimes (such as eating cheese like an animal) to bigger offenses (like hitting on your partner's married niece), here are a million ways to frustrate and disappoint your partner.

By the way, I feel like we also need to include a disclaimer. This publication doesn't mean that all men are garbage and every woman is a saint. I'd say it's more of a study to see what common relationship problems women go through.

#1

My Husband Is Technologically Challenged

My Husband Is Technologically Challenged

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N G
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think the blue button controls the rate of flow

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is a traditional guy! Honestly don't understand why we need all those plastic caps! No need for more plastic

Kai David
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, after decades of training, it's hard to train an olde dog to do new trcks.

Bettye McKee
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wants to be fair? The continuation of our species is dependent on our ability to adapt.

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Mary Mosher
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a better way ... cartons were always opened this way; now they have just added more plastic waste, and you can't get the carton completely empty!

Kona Pake
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every guy knows you can’t drink from that plastic spout.

Marcellus II
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assumed the blue thing is a breathing-hole for the drink, so you can drink faster from the newly-made opening without it going 'glug-glug-glug' and splashing around.

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Isabella
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he is perfectly fine, this is a typical male blindness.

J.A. Rogers
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBF, I did this for years after they introduced caps. Sometimes I still do!

Carol Emory
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not an idiot...just kickin' it old school!

Zaza
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That't not dumb, that's how cartons were always opened, before some morons thought it a good idea to add plastic to them. And that was not that long ago

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    #2

    I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday. I Fell Asleep While He Was Packing And He Stole My Toilet

    I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday. I Fell Asleep While He Was Packing And He Stole My Toilet

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small price to get rid of a clear psychopath.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahh no. An asshole and probably a plumber.

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    ZET P.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he took it because crappy things belong together...get a better one! ... i am talking about the ex Toilet and ex boyfriend! ..

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a sh*tty situation. Really cr*ppy move there dude. He seems like such a t*urd. Okay....now I'm done.

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrub that floor till it's clean. Go to Home Depot and get yourself another toilet. Consider yourself lucky to have that POS out of your life.

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every time she takes a crap in her new toilet, she can think of him.

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    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doll, you dodged a bullet. Your boyfriend needed the toilet because he is a piece of s**t.

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you sleep through someone removing a toilet?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a well built apartment or house, it's easy to go to the bedroom & close the door & not hear anything. Altho if a roommate or ex were moving out, I sure as hell wouldn't be sleeping, I'd be on alert & watching to be sure they didn't pull a stunt like this!

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    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be careful of fumes that come up, thats why the toilet and sink has the little bend in the pipes where water always sits

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    According to some estimates, almost 50 percent of all marriages in the United States will end in divorce or separation. But what exactly makes sustaining a romantic relationship so hard?

    Well, in 2020, a team of scientists led by Menelaos Apostolou of the University of Nicosia in Greece found that fading enthusiasm, long work hours, and lack of personal time and space are the three most common problem areas that prevent people from staying together. However, if it offers you some reassurance, they also think that only 30% of adults find it easy to maintain long-term romantic relationships.

    #3

    100% Will Rip Open A Bag Like A Damn Raccoon And Then Notice It's Resealable

    100% Will Rip Open A Bag Like A Damn Raccoon And Then Notice It's Resealable

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time find a trash panda not a trash partner! They are cuter

    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local minor league baseball team has been recently renamed. Their name is now Trash Pandas.

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    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t we all done this at least once lol

    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit, I've done this before...

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have opened resealable bags like that myself, but they are usually much harder to spot the reseal, or we are going to use it all anyway.

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only have I done this, I have done this more than once, to the same product.

    Palomino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allmost choked reading the title :')

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes...them things are a pain in the ass to open

    I am an Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that sometimes, it's often my ADHD

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow,no ability to check for an opening. They would freeze to death in a freezer before they discovered it had a lever handle to open th door

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    #4

    Asked My Husband To Do A Maternity Photoshoot. Don’t The Dogs Look Great?

    Asked My Husband To Do A Maternity Photoshoot. Don’t The Dogs Look Great?

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not my fault! They're very good boys!"

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he did get all three babies in the pic

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully , in the future, cameras will be able to take more than 1 picture, and maybe technology will advance to the point to be able to see a photo immediately after it is taken in order to make suggestions on how to make it better.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here :D

    Warloew Brinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a guy this is understandable. Sometimes you guys hold us to higher standards than we deserve

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman this is also understandable. Dogs over people.

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    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok sorry but this is just too cute !

    13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities 😂😂

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong in this photo.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What seems to be the problem here? I don't see any.

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    When it comes to the top challenge (fading enthusiasm, it can be explained by the fact that many people find long-term relationships to be tiring and they get bored quickly. They also sometimes realize that the passion and romantic love fades sooner than they might've expected. Fading enthusiasm is especially problematic among people who dislike routines.

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    Long work hours is one of those factors that might seem a little bit surprising at first but later sound really logical. In fact, some have already speculated that divorce rates can be predicted by the length of a spouse's commute. This research adds credibility to this notion — partners who spend many hours working or prioritize their career over their relationship are, not surprisingly, less involved and less successful in the latter.

    #5

    This Is Where The Plate Goes After Dinner. Not In The Dishwasher. Not On The Counter. Not Even In The Sink. It Should Be Perfectly Balanced On The Sink, Just Like This

    This Is Where The Plate Goes After Dinner. Not In The Dishwasher. Not On The Counter. Not Even In The Sink. It Should Be Perfectly Balanced On The Sink, Just Like This

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a cat to solve the dirty dishes situation and create a "need to buy new one" situation.

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven forbid he just wash the bloody thing!

    birdhouse
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    4 years ago

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a child would put it in the sink

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy my family does this! I want to scream every time but I'm the weird one! I would perfectly balance the plate on person's head

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats would push that down in 3 - 2 - 1 - crash!!!

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    Boudewijn van der Mik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once saw a sign: CLEAN UP YOUR MESS! Your mother doesn't work here.

    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and outside the entrance door is where I'd put the husband, not inside, not in between, not even on the threshold, right outside with his suitcases. bye bye

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does it say its the husband who does this?

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    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone assuming it's a guy who did this. There are some lazy women too

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My That's an understatement Joanna. I know women who are more disgusting than 10 men. It boggles my mind.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK so let me explain this one. What it means is: I think I have finished eating BUT i am not sure if I want seconds. So, if after sitting for a bit with the first round, I still feel hungry, I will go back and get my plate and use it again. HOWEVER, if I feel that I'm done, then the plate can go in the sink ("washbasin"). It's symbolic. It means, I intend to wash it or put it in the dishwasher, but not just yet.

    Steph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it soooooo perfectly right! Yes! Got a fellow like this living with me - drives me nuts, sometimes ;-)

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    Laura Silverstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the perfect place for it to be found by the dinner dishes fairy

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think he is dumb he is just f*****g with you

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    #6

    My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”

    My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do couples like this even get married.

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who's going to be sleeping on the couch [or the other side of the bed if she's feeling generous] for the rest of eternity!

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a hard bed, my wife likes a soft one, so we compromised and got a medium firmness so we can both be uncomfortable.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better solution: have a bed with two mattresses, for each their preferred one, and while you're at it, two blankets/ duvets (whatever you call it) as well. Trust me, you will love it! (There are countless options to get rid of the hole between the mattresses. We have something like a very thick fittet sheet on both mattresses). This is the norm in Germany and maybe Poland too

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously i would make the bed only from my side every morning

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me, he likely ordered a twin sized pad assuming it'd be half of the bed. But bed sizes are bizarre and not always consistent, so what he got was a lot wider.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm used to the sizing being consistent in the US but that looks like a double bed (often called "full" in the US), which is 54in or 138cm wide. A twin is 38in or 92cm. You would think a double bed would be the size of two singles given the name, but it isn't. A king size here in the US is the width of two singles (though longer). I don't get why the double bed is the standard size for a couple in many other countries. I suppose maybe if they're longer there, but here in the US, a standard double or single is only 75in/188cm long, which is a bit scant. I'm about average height for a man and my feet hang off the end of that. Queen (60in/153cm) and King (76in/183cm) are considered adult beds for couples and they're longer (80in/203cm). The Queen isn't that much wider than a full, but it has the extra length. That's the most common size for a shared bed here. Even our university dorms have extra long single beds since they're made for adults.

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    Beth S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have fibromyalgia and lupus. My husband likes a firm bed and due to excruciating pain I like a softer one. I have a soft pad for my side of the bed although it isn't nearly as thick as this.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's your husband...not a good choice.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like after this he's gonna be needing that lotion on the night stand.... doubt you'll be interested in being intimate anymore lol

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess his side of the bed will be the floor then.

    Thrasher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the problem that they only bought it for their side of the bed, or that 70 percent of the bed is "their side"

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    #7

    I Was Complaining To My Boyfriend That We Never Cuddle Anymore And This Was His Solution

    I Was Complaining To My Boyfriend That We Never Cuddle Anymore And This Was His Solution

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice cuddle, all warm and toezy.

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sir imma stop you there that pun was too punny we are gonna have to fine you

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little piggy went to divorce court..

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only a boyfriend! Time to move out and find someone who wants to hold more than your big toe! A rather red flag for the future of your relationship.

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    Anna Snorrepot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't let him come up with solutions, articulate to him the solution you want.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that’s funny, needing to make the complaint itself is a bad sign.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During summer you will regret even this little touch

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poor husband regretted touching me earlier. He gave my shoulder a loving squeeze. The shoulder I bashed because I'm incapable of walking through doors instead i usually walk into the door frame.

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    Steve Ramaekers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least he will touch your feet. Mine won’t

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's cool with touching your feet.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm so glad to have everything I need: drinks, my electronic devices and... ahem... [forgot]"

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    Feeling suffocated or lacking sufficient me time is the third most common reason why people have difficulty maintaining romantic relationships. Those who feel constrained by their commitment, or (whether or not it's justified) feel that their partner is constantly nagging them, will have issues working on and sustaining it.

    The publication said that other common problems were character issues, clinginess, and bad sex.

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    #8

    Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

    Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever bastard.

    SDLT010
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i go to a baby shower im doing this but the tape blends

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Then again, I'm also the friend who enjoys buying children's numbered birthday cards and just writing the appropriate decade in front of the year to give to my adult friends. Just because you're turning 34 doesn't mean you should lose out on a glittery dinosaur birthday card.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to improvise due to all these shortages.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck before the shortages, we’d have trouble finding appropriate gift bags. We’d just find them for Christmas or “ITS A GIRL” if we needed a birthday bag, or just birthday and Hanukkah bags for a baby shower.

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    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic male demonstrating incompetence so you never ask him again and take responsibility for everything yourself. Do not fall for it!

    Steph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually- great and creative guy! Love this!

    OMGWaitWhat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I asked you to do ONE thing".... lol

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    #9

    My Husband Doesn't Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An "Eyesore"

    My Husband Doesn't Want The Case To Get Scratched And Cause An "Eyesore"

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is irony? Is it like bronzey but cheaper-looking?

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s easier if you just keep it in the packing box and just plug it in.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t remove the plastic coatings when they blend in nicely (where you can’t tell they’re still there)... but this is ridiculous. Tear that bastard off!!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why do my eyes hurt?

    ADHD
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell the moron that the plastic adds static electricity lol

    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly!. tell him to remove the place while the computer is on and maybe the static discharge will short out the cpu. I've seen it happen.

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    Squisheeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part of shiny new products is the act of peeling off the protective plastic

    Cynthia Carter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can top that! We inherited his grandparents dining room set in the late 90's. He wanted to put cardboard on the top of the sideboard to "protect" it. I got a piece of glass cut for it instead. Men are stupid.

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because crumpled up plastic sticking to it isn't an eyesore. 🤣

    Mary Ann Burgess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who refused to remove the protective film from her wristwatch.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the people that put plastic over their sofas.

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    #10

    I Asked My Husband To Stop At The Store And Get Coriander

    I Asked My Husband To Stop At The Store And Get Coriander

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must've been confused when he asked which color she wanted.

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    hobbitly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha well at least an effort was made :P

    Ayrendal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely prefer this version - likely to taste better for me too.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coriander, colander... I guess, I can see the similarities. Sounds almost the same.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaah, thank you! I'm not native, so I was wondering how you get from coriander to sieve. I have never heard colander before.

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    Kallen Kneeland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, ignorance isn't the same as sloppiness/laziness. Teaching moment vs. reason to leave.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a nice coriander...a pleasant change from the usual leafy green fronds... now can we talk about the kitty sleeping on the arm of the couch?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more just a misunderstanding

    Heather Menard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex bf couldn't say it so he always called it a calendar

    CincyReds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called a water remover

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    #11

    My Aunt’s Skeevy Boyfriend Went From Asking What My Husband And I Want For Christmas To This Garbage In 2 Minutes

    My Aunt’s Skeevy Boyfriend Went From Asking What My Husband And I Want For Christmas To This Garbage In 2 Minutes

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    x y
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your aunt. Tell your husband. Show both of them the texts. Share the texts with your entire family.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Get ahead of this story because he could say it was the niece who came onto him.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you keep a secret? You are an asshole and oh well it's not a secret

    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the aunt say about this?

    juice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original poster said "She was pissed, but was just getting home from work so I don’t know much beyond that. He doesn't have the greatest track record, but she still keeps him around for some reason."

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    lfc73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your aunt Needs to know. Now.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward the worst of his texts to your mom. If that doesn’t open her eyes to his creepiness, then she’s a lost cause.

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    #12

    Texted My Husband To Show Him My Brilliant Idea For Making Sure I Drank My Full 1 Liter Of Water Before My Ultrasound

    Texted My Husband To Show Him My Brilliant Idea For Making Sure I Drank My Full 1 Liter Of Water Before My Ultrasound

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG 😲, it shouldn't have been anywhere she'd have thought it was clean then 😳

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY THE HECK DIDN'T HE CLEAN IT???

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My asshole hubby used our measuring jug to measure his urine! I found out because he left it in the bathroom. I made him buy me a new (much nicer) one.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell uses an obvious kitchen item for anything else outside kitchen? What the hell?

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have many many kitchen Items I use for crafts etc. All are clearly labeled with permanent marker or nail polish ...CRAFT USE. if it is no longer kitchen usable - I ALWAYS reuse.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a collection of Pyrex I keep in a cabinet in my office/lab I use in my work. I had a SO borrow pieces several times to use in the kitchen. They finally stopped after she used a piece to measure flour I had used the day before to determine fecal content downstream from a wastewater plant. We broke up later over her not understanding boundaries.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's just crazy, and you're better off without her! How could she even think it would be okay to use your Pyrex for food, knowing what you have been using it for? My husband uses "kitchen" containers for his various bicycle cleaning solutions, but it's all kept in his garage/bike shop area. It's all things I've given him specifically for that, and I would never think of using it in my kitchen.

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone working in the chemical industry this made me cringe sooooo hard.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaaaat the…am I odd for having a second POS plastic set for chemical things.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is glass not plastic so should be fine..

    Vito Ananìa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy peasy, She should break her waters on the carpet

    KimB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh who uses the same dishes you prepare food with for cleaning supplies?!? Soap does not go well with food ick lol

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And carpet cleaner is not just "soap", chemicals that are usually toxic

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    #13

    Instead Of Cleaning Up The Sugar He Spilled, My Boyfriend Decides This Is Perfectly Reasonable Instead

    Instead Of Cleaning Up The Sugar He Spilled, My Boyfriend Decides This Is Perfectly Reasonable Instead

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy, spoiled brat. You made a mess, you clean it up.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would write "asshole" in coffee on a white surface! HIS COFFEE! ALL OF IT

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to boyfriend when you kick him out: "Sorry!" lol

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a double clean up

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be sorry, just clean up your mess.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say most of these are not examples of stupidity but of a**holery.

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    #14

    My Boyfriend Puts The Butter Away Like This In The Fridge Door. Fully Exposed And Touching The Fridge I Haven’t Washed In Months

    My Boyfriend Puts The Butter Away Like This In The Fridge Door. Fully Exposed And Touching The Fridge I Haven’t Washed In Months

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've washed your fridge???

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-seasoning the butter?? LOL

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why remove the packaging? What's the logic except that he is obviously a weird disgusting monster

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that, or have a specific butter container, which the butter would stay in the whole time

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him some pancakes one morning and as he’s watching put that one piece of butter on top and see what he says

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he minds... that's how he is using it

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me you threw it away or forced him to eat it

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hide my own clean butter somewhere in the fridge, and let him use his nasty butter all by himself. I just don’t get people sometimes. When we were first married, I had to stop my husband putting the lid to the garbage can on the kitchen counter when he took the garbage out. When I found out he was doing it, I told him it had to stop. He asked why, and I told him the garbage can lid has touched garbage, and you’re putting it on the kitchen counter (that I am constantly wiping down with disinfectant wipes) where we prep our FOOD. Evidently he’d never thought it all the way through before (which raises another question about why a grown man just doesn’t use his critical thinking skills), because without saying a word, he took the lid off the counter and has never put it up there again.

    Doge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to call the police and find a place to stay. You are NOT safe there. Run NOW

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    #15

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls. Instead, The Top Of The Toilet Becomes His Garbage Display Area

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls. Instead, The Top Of The Toilet Becomes His Garbage Display Area

    I take out the garbage regularly, but I wanted to see how long this would go on for - it's been 2 weeks.

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    Isabella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh, that is a lot of toilet paper used in two weeks! Are you alright? 😄

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a lot at all if she had her period during these two weeks

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    Lance LaRocque
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming they both change the rolls that's 12*2=24 every 2 weeks. Probably should skip the GP and go straight to the ER.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TWO WEEKS! Do you live above a Taco Bell?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 rolls of tp in two weeks? How many people live there, 26?

    Dan H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if he also saves dryer lint, stuffs it into the rolls, they will make a very good bonfire starter

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 paper rolls in 2 weeks? Dang are they mini mini paper rolls?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inform him he is no longer living with his bros. He’s living with you, and damn well needs to straighten up and fly right from now on—-or it’s back to living with the guys and living with “that mystery stink”, walking on sticky floors, seeing flies and maggots in the sink with the dirty dishes that have been there since dirt, pissing in blackened toilets, and showering in tubs/shower stalls where there’s more mold than tile. His choice. (I had to do the same with my husband when we were first married. He had been a bachelor so long (last long term relationship ended so badly he did not want to date anyone for a long time), he forgot that living with a woman was nothing like living with other guys. Luckily it’s a memory that doesn’t take long to be revived, and he’s been great ever since we got past that first year.)

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    #16

    On This Table, You Can See All The Gifts My Husband Has Bought Me For Last Christmas, Our Anniversary, My Birthday, And Mother’s Day

    On This Table, You Can See All The Gifts My Husband Has Bought Me For Last Christmas, Our Anniversary, My Birthday, And Mother’s Day

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he give you a pole for pole dancing?

    Katrijn Het Thuisproject
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually how mine looks too because we agreed not to give each other gifts. We gave each other the eternal gift of not having to stress out about searching for the perfect gift :).

    Llewella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband never buys me gifts for special days. When we see something we think the other will like we buy and just give it. No waiting for a special occasion or obligated gifts.

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we de-normalize giving mothers/Father’s Day gifts to individuals who aren’t our mothers/fathers? I know she’s the mother of your kids but she’s not YOUR mother.

    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, WHY do you put up with being treated like trash. GO! Get out. If you have kids, they deserve better.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick him to the curb. You deserve someone who recognizes all you do and makes the gesture to show it. Even if he just came home with some daisies for you that he stopped and picked by the roadside, it would mean he appreciates you.

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Same my husband got me! (Tbf: I buy my own gifts and kind of prefer it that way)

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence! My husband got me the very same.

    J Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like gifts is not his love language. If yours is, he needs to start learning it, fast! You need to start learning his, too - he might be telling you he loves you and you don't know it!

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    #17

    These Gum Piles My Husband Keeps Leaving Around The House

    These Gum Piles My Husband Keeps Leaving Around The House

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ffs I'll help you sign the divorce papers

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them on his pillow in the dark...

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he must be one of those pricks who stick gum under the tables

    Kate Bolante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he do this while you were dating?? And you still married him?!?

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a filthy f*****g unsanitary and just plain gross habit. He should stop it.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NASTY....this and #15 are reasons I'm so glad I'm single

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collect them and stick them to his car. Don't forget to use gloves.

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    #18

    Husband’s Gift To His Wife

    Husband’s Gift To His Wife

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put up with manipulation attempts like this. To quote Dan Savage, dtmfa.

    Groundcontroltomajortom
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Swap the husband and wife around and people would be applauding her though? Edit: Which isn't right!!! See my comment below.

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    Sarah Malicoat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legit abuse. If you ever find yourself in a relationship like this, please do whatever you can to get out of it and move on. A better life is possible.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, unless these two are into twisted jokes/pranks it's time to file for divorce.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their gender doesn’t matter. This is manipulative, vindictive, dysfunctional and all around toxic. That either partner would amass such resentment toward the other and that either would allow their partner to resent them to this level clearly illustrates the relationship is not healthy.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. That's a Red Blanket, not just a flag.

    ZET P.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope ex husband by now?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an unpleasant and vindictive person. You don't stay with someone like that.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, there is a story hiding here. The OP doesn't know what it is, googles doesn't either. Anyone know story?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story is that the husband is a manipulative piece of s**t

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    #19

    The Way My Boyfriend Sliced This Avocado

    The Way My Boyfriend Sliced This Avocado

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about that! Where did you buy this knife from? I'm interested

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. The pit is cut cleanly and the soft flesh is not deformed. That's a great knife.

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    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries! But wait, there’s more…if you buy in the next 15 minutes, we’ll throw in…

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if knife was very sharp, surprised that it was able cut through the seed

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the flesh is ridiculously hard and the thing tastes of rock? I have the same question.

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy on this technique, the pit has a few compounds in it which are very far from healthy

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s one knife-slip away from the emergency room

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    judging from its ability to go through an avo pip, I'd say he's playing with his life there.

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    Imogene Cargeaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of knife is this? Because that must be a real good one! This should be an advertisement. But seriously. Someone tell me what kind of knife is this!?

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recently bought this nice murder weapon especially for killing avocados - a very blunt plastic knife for slicing open, metal picks for stabbing the seed and taking it out and a flexible ring to scoop the flesh out of the skin, all nicely stacked together as one piece. I originally bought it as a gag only, however, to my surprise it proved itself as really useful!

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dud must be strong as s**t to cut through one of those seeds

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    #20

    My Boyfriend's Job Title Is Actually "Solutions Engineer." This Was His Solution

    My Boyfriend's Job Title Is Actually "Solutions Engineer." This Was His Solution

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    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so he is a Solutions Engineer, but is he a Good Solutions Engineer?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a great solution engineer. That is a triple roll and its too big for the toilet paper holder. The spackling shows the holder has already been replaced once but someone keeps deciding to buy bigger and bigger rolls. Its not his fault if the user changed the parameters after the project was completed.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, that roll may be too thick for the holder and needs to be used a bit.

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so annoying!! My dad does this, except he leaves 2 or 3 sheets on the empty roll and continues stacking rolls with 2 or 3 sheets on them, then throw them on the floor next to the toilet.... About 5 inches away from where he's dropping empty toilet rolls is the trashcan. Instead of taking the roll off and dropping it (you're directly about the trash it that point) he flicks them off on to the floor. I have to clean his toilet paper rolls every 2 or 3 days. Drives me nuts!! Sorry for the rant but this image is very triggering.

    Casey B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and him would have a "Come to Jesus meeting".

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    BananaStrings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now see, that’s all wrong. Everyone knows you have to stand the roll up on its end and lean it against the wall, otherwise it’s just gonna roll off onto the floor.

    Anita Pickle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe like being a chef and never wanting to cook at home

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't try to spool the new roll onto the old roll backward because he couldn't figure out how to change the roll.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a magic trick that has to be learned. It's very easy.

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think each o these men were raised by wolves (Sorry for the aspirsion, wolves)Parents..how are we raising our boys? 1. Putting too much of our positive energy into our girls 2.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got all that from a single toilet paper roll? I don't think we should make negative generalizations about boys.

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    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently his parents didn't teach him manners,

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    #21

    My Boyfriend's Gaming Set Up

    My Boyfriend's Gaming Set Up

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game must be very energy intensive because that's a hell of a lot of calories.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boyfriend's diabetes set-up. Give the man some water.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can get up clean his mess and have his water

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    Baby Fratelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a 100% another bottle under the desk for peeing

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 beers, 4 cokes plus a 2L coke. There's more of a problem here than gaming.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i think the problem starts with a "B" and ends with an "Inge Drinking".

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a person who treats his body like a trash can.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until a not so empty can falls over right by all the electronics.

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so happy that I am a lesbian

    Doge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? Is it that the monitor is too small? Yea, it's that the monitor is too small.

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    #22

    When You Ask Your Husband To Load The Dishwasher

    When You Ask Your Husband To Load The Dishwasher

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your wife asks you to do something and you want to make sure she won't ask again😡😡😡😡😡

    Pena Perkele
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sickening when people do this. They want a mommy and not a partner.

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    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weaponized incompetence. Divorce the child.

    Rcktgirl05
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to the comments to say exactly this.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a book once written by a therapist who specialised in couples therapy, and in it he said the top three things couples fight about are 1. Money, 2. Child discipline and 3. How to stack the dishwasher properly.

    Beth L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run it that way and put them all away like nothing happened.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows better. He did that on purpose so you will do the chore from now on. Leave him to it, let him pack, unpack, dry, put away and if stuff doesn't get cleaned properly use those items for HIS food and drinks, see how quickly he can learn

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be lame on purpose so you don't have to do anything I know that guy.

    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it would stay that way. I would stop cooking for him. And ask for a divorce, it will only get worse.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god how can someone be so f*****g dumb?! this is too painful!!

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    #23

    Holiday With A New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This

    Holiday With A New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't last another holiday! Next!!!

    SusanS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it in the refrigerator? That causes mold. And dump him, he is lazy.

    Kaedy Doyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live somewhere humid it goes moldy way too quickly if not kept in the fridge.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? How difficult is it to properly open a loaf of bread?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real issue here is why you keep bread in the fridge. It goes stale quicker.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal. Better yet, replace him with an animal.

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him your old boyfriend. Quick.

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    #24

    Got My Boyfriend Some Nice Cookies Imported From Holland, Turns Out He’s A Monster

    Got My Boyfriend Some Nice Cookies Imported From Holland, Turns Out He’s A Monster

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog did this one time when I left a pack on coffee table

    Linda van der Pal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog had the excuse of not having opposable thumbs to get a single cookie out of the package...

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    Sabienn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speculaas! Those are delicious

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boyfriend who ate my expensive imported chocolates like they were Hersheys kisses. He just gobbled them down so fast, I don’t think he even tasted them. No savoring, no appreciation. Just inhaling them like a vacuum cleaner. Didn’t last much longer after that—-which wasn’t the first oafish thing he’d done.

    Nicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did when he was a TODDLER! Holy hell, what is wrong with people??

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is BS. tell him to go buy another pack or he gets "the couch".

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I'm sure he doesn't want you to buy any more cookies for him.

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    #25

    My Roommate Got A New Boyfriend, He Used My Clippers, Didn't Brush Them When He Was Done, Didn't Clean Out The Sink And Clogged It Too

    My Roommate Got A New Boyfriend, He Used My Clippers, Didn't Brush Them When He Was Done, Didn't Clean Out The Sink And Clogged It Too

    3x10 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the positive things of not having a roommate is that you are not in danger to end up in jail

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I met my wife, I lived on my own. It was better than having a flat mate.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used to do this too, covered the WHOLE bathroom in beardhairs and left it for me to deal with. Needless to say, there's a reason we split up. It was, ineed, a hairy situation.

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have told the boyfriend that I don't use the clippers for my hair or beard ;)

    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, let him know those are your taint trimmers!

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots and lots of red flags right here

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either he starts paying for repairs or… I was going to say fix it himself, but he’d probably only make it worse, so let him pay for repairing it. Call the landlord and tell him to send the bill to your roommates boyfriend.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't even live there and used your trimmer without asking! New roommate

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends which hair he was clipping as to whether they get washed, or incinerated!

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    #26

    I’m Breaking Up With My Boyfriend

    I’m Breaking Up With My Boyfriend

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll help you pack! But take the dessert with you

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the 2021 version of "Leave the gun, take the cannoli'. No jury would convict you of murder after seeing this picture.

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wanted the little head

    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your boyfriend may be charged with crimes against humanity anyway....

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should've left him from the gecko!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a move you expect from 8 year old siblings, not a grown up. At least kick his ass with a pointy shoe for me.

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems eminently sensible (to break up with him, not what he did to the dessert!)

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    #27

    When My Husband Goes Out In Public Like This

    When My Husband Goes Out In Public Like This

    new2thespectrum Report

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he German by any chance, lol.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he would be wearing either Birkenstock or at least brown sandals - not flip flops...

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's not embarrassed, don't be embarrassed for him. No one died because of ugly footwear - just ask the 3 million women who wear uggs. So bad they included it in the name but they are happy.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pretend i don't know him

    Jason Melvil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with people? If he's comfortable in it, let him have his fun. People put way too much into what other people think

    Hans YAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's wrong? I do that too

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband had a pair like these in canary yellow. It was a rare time I was glad the washer and dryer ate them.

    Casey B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your story and you're sticking to it

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    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the least offensive post so far. As long as he doesn't do any of the above atrocities, I don't care what he wears on his feet.

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything wrong with it. If he's comfortable I'm comfortable

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see more young women doing this and even wearing bedroom slippers in publci

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    #28

    Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool

    Husband Used My Favorite Knife As A Garden Tool

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still good enough to cut his throat. Accidents do happen....

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ran into your knife. He ran into your knife 10 times.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sew. I bought a lovely, expensive pair of Gingher scissors. I sat the entire family on the couch and lectured them at length of what would happen to them if they even LOOKED in their direction. The family did not touch them. They are alive.

    Kristina Dunning
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the exact same recently with my family! (In fairness I learned the lecture from my seamstress grandma as a kid-only got to use them when I was taught by her how to sew!)

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be beyond livid, if that happened to me. He better get you a good quality knife (or, maybe a set) to replace that.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell do you manage to break the blade?

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you break my s**t i break your neck!!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there was an episode on TOOL TIME about this very issue. Go find it snd sit him down to watch it, then get out the NEVER USE TOOLS INAPPROPRIATELY contract for him to sign

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Home Improvement or is there actually a show called Tool Time?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I had a set of six nice French paring knives when I was first married. I have had none left for years now. I thought I’d mislaid a couple, then lost the rest when we moved. However, not too long ago I saw one of them—-in the garage, in a tool chest, all rusty and mangled. He. Is. Soooo. BUSTED.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same knife and it's among my favorites too. A tragic end to a good knife.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad once used my mom's nice expensive vacuum to vacuum the garage floor. First of all, who the hell vacuums the garage? My Dad apparently. She nearly murdered him. #justifiablehomocide

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cleaning lady vacuums our garage. We never asked, suggested, implied or request that she do so. At first my husband thought I was crazy but then he checked it out. Some other customer must have told her to do it at their house. There's no hiding anything from her either. Vacs under beds, in closets, cleans things we never thought she would.

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    #29

    My Boyfriend Put Salt Instead Of Rice In The Rice Cooker, Been Wondering For An Hour Why It Was Taking So Long To Cook

    My Boyfriend Put Salt Instead Of Rice In The Rice Cooker, Been Wondering For An Hour Why It Was Taking So Long To Cook

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is either blind or has never in his life cooked rice before.

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or he's giving a loud and clear message about his desire to do any food prep. Get out!

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He mistook salt for rice. Geez, are you partner to an alien??

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the jar of round pink rice

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so i think this is the first of them so far with an actual idiot.

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that’s pretty funny

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    #30

    My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon

    My Husband Eats Apple With A Spoon

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have teeth/ gum issues I can totally understand this

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if your gums are fine I fail to see what could possibly bother someone about this

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    just another teen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that takes skill and not actually totally weird

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wait, I’m taking a screen shot!

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demon possession is the only possible explanation.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, we don't want him!

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    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. 59 years alive and I've never heard of that. I'm going to give it a try

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl who ate an apple from the top down, including the core.

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you eat it that way you realize that most of what we know as "the core" is just good fruit NEAR the core. She's an anti-waste pro!

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    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this, but I don't scoop the insides I just eat the whole thing with a spoon. Not the core tho still

    My O My
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you not hurt yourself with said spoon?

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    omg sameee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and suddenly, I want to try this

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    #31

    Instead Of Rinsing His Cup Between Drinks, My Boyfriend Will Just Refill It With Whatever Since It “Mixes In His Stomach Anyway”

    Instead Of Rinsing His Cup Between Drinks, My Boyfriend Will Just Refill It With Whatever Since It “Mixes In His Stomach Anyway”

    gr8cornh0lio Report

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That coffee stain on the table looks like a wool sock

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boss that would continue to drink from the no-sugar syrup/water mug he'd leave. Overnight, over weekend, over holiday, ... . All without glancing in it, as we found out after I put a note in one during a three-week absence then heard explosive gargling noise.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that’s fine for some things. Not fine for whatever left chunks of brown crap on the glass. And certainly not fine if he NEVER cleans the glass.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. Guessing by the mark and cloudy water, previously contained milk with dipped in oreo.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a very optimistic person! To me that looks like a dead fly

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. Years of working on building sites with no access to washing facilities. You get use to having one mug and washing it once day. (My wife hates it and sometimes steals it away to wash between cups of tea, but honestly I don't taste the difference)

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    #32

    Gave A Girl A Compliment About Her Shirt, Received This From Her Boyfriend

    Gave A Girl A Compliment About Her Shirt, Received This From Her Boyfriend

    TidyWhip Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that woman finds a way out of this relationship

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wowwwwww. First off, hope dude doesn't talk like he types. But most importantly, why tf is he on her account in the first place? Trust issues much??

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not ok for a friend to tell another friend "nice shirt' or "goodnight"? Maybe the other guy is a creep and over steps boundaries but I'm more concerned about a boyfriend manipulating his girlfriends social media. Why can't she respond and tell the other guy to get lost?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh the fragile male ego button

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi..I'm her boyfriend....and when my knuckles aren't dragging on the ground, I'm using them to punch anyone else with a Y chromosome that so much as shares air in the same room as my girlfriend. Why? Because I'm an insecure man-child that's afraid she'll figure out that she can do so much better than me. I had a hard enough time getting her to go out with me...so I'm going to threaten and posture as much as possible to intimidate you because I lack the personality to get another girl. So back off bro!"

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God said: Thou Shalst Not Have Any Friends Except Of Me

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he should be glad he didn't comment on her hair.

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    #33

    My Boyfriend Leaves Empty Packages In The Fridge

    My Boyfriend Leaves Empty Packages In The Fridge

    anonysmoker Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave empty condom packages in his night stand... He will get the message.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep an empty toilet paper roll on the spindle for him, while you use your hidden TP stash. Then you can commiserate that yes, it really is awful when people leave empties around.

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pure laziness and behavior that most likely will correlate with other unwanted types of it. Ditch the Dude.

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually trying to comprehend this......I failed to

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see things like this I ask him, "Are you saving this for something?"

    A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sons do this. I'm working on it. I won't send them out into the world until this matter is resolved.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last one I'm going to read. Either these people think they're funny or they need new partners.

    Vicky Bilski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants you to know they are gone. My husband would do that in the cupboards. I would then send him to the grocery store to get more. I was not making extra trips. Let him use his car and his gas.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That annoys me to no end! Theow it away recycle bag!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fine line between messy and lazy.

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    #34

    How My Boyfriend Uses Cheese

    How My Boyfriend Uses Cheese

    mood_alchemy Report

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks this is the pad for writing down the shopping list.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?!?! Why would you rip the cheese? Are you issuing a ticket?

    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rip the cheese as well bc else wise it would be too long for my bread slice. Nevertheless, the next slice gets the rest ripped cheese and so on. So there is max 1 cheese slice ripped...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty! I'm doing it as well cause it's not easy to take all out when I'm in a hurry and also they are too big for the toast so i cut in half!

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he is German, what a shame. ;)

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair... It's quite difficult to get one slice out of those packs. Happened to me a lot of times.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would he do if you bought proper cheese?

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    #35

    My Husband Leaves A Tiny Bit In The Bottom Of Snack Bags And Puts Them Back In The Cabinet

    My Husband Leaves A Tiny Bit In The Bottom Of Snack Bags And Puts Them Back In The Cabinet

    He says he’s "saving it for later." There are now ten bags with little or next to nothing in them. The problem is he never eats them, buys new ones, and after a few weeks I have to throw them away.

    BendyJ Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix all ten bags and you have your very own custom bag of party mix!

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix all ten bags and HE has HIS bag of custom mix, you mean.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust people that cannot finish a whole bag of chips

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a childhood problem, behind that....

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the new bags with the used ones and hide the new bags. He doesn't get a new bag until he either has finished the old ones or threw them away himself.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill the cupboard with bags of apples.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS!!! 11 bags of the same exact chips with a small handful in each. We have more bag clips than any other kitchen item. Occasionally I’ll take them all and combine them into one full bag, but he notices and instead opens a new bag.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a winner Firstname.

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them all in one bag, and use them for casserole topping. Or put in soup in exchange for crackers.

    CAtherine Hellyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are nicely folded for freshness....

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    #36

    Husband Puts His Coffee Mug Next To 2 Empty Coasters

    Husband Puts His Coffee Mug Next To 2 Empty Coasters

    mybellasoul Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they know what coasters are used for actually

    Nicholas Kraemer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot coffee on a laminated surface? The monster is the person who insists on a coaster

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like a surface that requires coasters does it? They are meant to protect wood etc that would mark. You don't just use coasters merely because they exist.

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    just another teen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wwell sometimes coasters are deorative and for display so he might not have known i have also done this before at a friends house then she told me i could use them

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like hot coffee! Doesn't need to have one

    Pena Perkele
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could still have some drips down the side when you drink.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look if the decorative coasters have water-soluble paint on them, it's understandable. My dad had ones that had that problem. So he'd not let you use them because the decorative pattern just dissolved. If the surface of the table is melamine, np, just wipe it, and no, 100 deg C coffee won't damage it, it burns at closer to 200-300.

    Cass Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My female relative slides the coasters into the drawer, then puts her cold drink can on the wooden table.

    Ben Garfath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those coasters are too cool to use - they might get stains on em!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he leaves the toilet seat up too.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just ignorant disregard!

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    #37

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

    So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

    slizzers Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been a great joke, if he'd got her a Nimbus 2000 instead.

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually say that's really sweet

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if this was in addition to a nice gift or two?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have gotten him a vacuum, because he sucks.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband says that's pretty good, he'll buy that for a dollar.🤣

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this is clearly a (bad) joke, did he get her anything else?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I think it's a case of a mismatched sense of humour rather than being a terrible boyfriend

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    ZET P.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn't look like she'll keep it in for much longer

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how thrilled she looks.

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    #38

    My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Christmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood

    My Sister Asked For A Nintendo Switch For Christmas. Her Boyfriend Must Have Misunderstood

    WildInSix Report

    Isabella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure he did not misunderstood. 😂

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this posted elsewhere and it said her parents were in on it- they bought her an actual Nintendo Switch.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The box its in is the actual one for the real one. The smile/frown shows she thinks its funny because she knows you can't just buy the box and the real gift is somewhere near.

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full story is her mom already bought her one. She's jokingly pouting.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clearly a gag gift.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should see the eye phone I got my husband.

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this was a joke. The switch was delivered soon after.. right?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beforehand, actually. Her partner made sure of it so she wouldn't be frustrated.

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    GalaxyGriffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not idiotic,it was toatally on purpose......

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this before. Don’t worry! She DID get an actual gaming Nintendo switch

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    #39

    The Lights In My Boyfriend's Bathroom

    The Lights In My Boyfriend's Bathroom

    BrokeArtMajor Report

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how my bathroom light always looked before the separation, lol 😆

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what is worse, that photo or my husbands ocd that every bulb in the house has to match. I replaced a solitary lamp bulb once and he went thermo nuclear because it didn't match the rest.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, replacing the bulbs *at all* puts this guy ahead of most of the losers in this post.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this. I get which brand is on sale, so if I run out of the clear LED bulbs I use the frosted, and I still have some of CFL's in case needed.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate, only if he’s trying to save energy.

    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have something similar except every bulb is different. It's actually pretty interesting.

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie...I've done this in a pinch

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aesthetics aren’t his thing. Apparently.

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    #40

    When Your Husband Says He’ll Take Care Of Lunch

    When Your Husband Says He’ll Take Care Of Lunch

    hgt2f Report

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... Some pizzas literally say put frozen pizza directly on the oven rack on the directions. I still puzzle over this. I put it on a pan anyways bc I'm too scared this might happen. Haha

    Angela Robinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our frozen pizzas say to put them directly on the rack. In our old electric oven it was fine. Tried it in our new gas oven, and this was the result. Lesson learned.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup Ive only just realized this is the proper way, I always used a metal cookie sheet under the pizza

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuclear explosion for dinner is ready

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, he sure “took care” of it alright.

    Jeff Striks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen pizzas *should* cook in the oven without a tray/pan. The boxes often suggest to put it directly on the rack. So this guy really messed up

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably made the mistake of allowing the pizza to thaw first.

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems more like a problem with the pizza

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    #41

    The Way My Boyfriend Left His Ice Cream Cone While He Went To Pee

    The Way My Boyfriend Left His Ice Cream Cone While He Went To Pee

    BestioleRaccoon Report

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he did not take it with him into the toliet.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should introduce him to the guy who leaves the naked, dirty block of butter right on the fridge shelf.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, have you tried to place it the other way? It's very hard

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in a cup, or at least in a clean dish, not on the kitchen surface. It cant possibly be as clean as a dish...

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait five minutes and just eat the damn cone before your go to the bathroom...

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not even on a small plate or saucer, but right on the counter. Heathen.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know how seriously he needed to Pee... Do you think 100% straight at the point of no return?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can't properly enjoy your ice-cream with a full bladder

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    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in a bowl, not on a plate, just on the counter. Why?????

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide how I feel about this. It's not actually a bad idea depending on how long you are going to be and how clean that counter is.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I try to tell the hubby, not to take his phone to the bathroom, but he ignores me. If he’d only read the info about all the lovely ecology germs that float around and that it really is not clean or healthy !

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    #42

    My Boyfriends Food Cupboard. I Think He Just Upends His Shopping Bags Directly In The Cupboard Rather Than Unpack

    My Boyfriends Food Cupboard. I Think He Just Upends His Shopping Bags Directly In The Cupboard Rather Than Unpack

    lellielellelelle Report

    Boudewijn van der Mik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a tin can came rolling out and nearly missed your socks .....

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse is, if the cupboards on a higher location, that tin can might roll out and hit him on his head.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump this one and move on. This is a sign of many other domestic problems.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll start a go fund me for your defence lawyer

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wanted to just throw the food wherever it fits after shopping. That would drive me crazy so I don't, but the thought has crossed my mind

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, he never played with blocks in preschool.

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    #43

    How My BF Opens Cereal

    How My BF Opens Cereal

    illLieonceaday Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bother keeping the box at that point?!

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, should anyone eat these? Colouring and sugar for breakfast.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he needs some coffee first - then an exorcist.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was Cocoa Puffs, at least he'd have an insanity defense.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many boyfriends who are clearly savage morons?

    Hot Babushka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone was REALLY excited for their cereal!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that binder clip is just the most hilarious part.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wonder about the people who can't open packages. To me, this just demonstrates that they are exceedingly immature and have never bought their own groceries or paid their own bills, most likely. If they've been paying for groceries all along, and haven't realized that not re-closing packages is like throwing money away, then they can't be terribly bright.

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    #44

    Wife Likes To Store Things In The Oven. I Don’t. That's Why I Don’t Check It

    Wife Likes To Store Things In The Oven. I Don’t. That's Why I Don’t Check It

    A-Seabear Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't store things in the oven!! is for cooking, not storing

    Michael Pippa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people store pots and pans in the oven. I haven't seen any studies on it, but I'm confident it's a large number.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of using the oven is to check the oven is empty!

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once stored a fully decorated Bday cake in the oven. Fortunately I noticed my so. Had turned it on before it caught fire but all that was left of the candles was 7 wicks laying across the cake. I don’t store stuff in the oven anymore

    Lemonclouds20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be checking the oven prior to turning it on

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things 'stored' in my oven are the pizza stone and sometimes a cast iron pan. NOTHING that would melt.

    KWilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom always stored things like bread, chips, etc in the oven because they had cockroaches in VA Beach, Virginia, USA 40 some odd years ago..... Now I store things like bread, chips, etc in my stove because that is how I was raised. I just put a sticky note on the oven by the bake button until my husband got used to checking. Occasionally, we still forget, but its a convenient storage solution.....

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that an oven isn't entirely air-tight and that cockroaches can find incredibly small openings to fit through, don't you? Invest in a metal bread box.

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    Pacifico Fernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    storing stuff in the oven is a thing in latin America. Yep, I learned it the hard way.

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oven is storage space too. I don't bake anything in it usually. I've had a friend do this as well bc she was going to make pizza. I now have to make sure to warn everyone.

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cousin's Mom thought she was turning OFF a burner k**b and accidently turned ON the oven. Read my post above.

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    #45

    I've Waited For So Long, Then My Husband Drove The Car

    I've Waited For So Long, Then My Husband Drove The Car

    misterne Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwwww brutal, just brutal - virtual hugs

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should just go three miles in reverse. That'll fix it. You're welcome.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can never replace what's been taken from you..

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a guy's wife did this, I don't think people would joke about killing her.

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    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just helped you get a start toward 222222.

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    #46

    My Sisters Boyfriend Cut A New Loaf Of Bread Like This

    My Sisters Boyfriend Cut A New Loaf Of Bread Like This

    ChiefEcho Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His system is not functioning properly needs a reboot

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rebooting won't help. It needs formatting and installing a totally new operating system.

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    Lucifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he's telling you that he's a d**k, through interpretive "bread art".

    Antonia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you tried turning him off and on again?

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just evil and so very selfish!!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a reason for this madness.

    Fran Morasco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we cut straight down and across the middle also. everyone gets equal amounts of the heel and soft middle.

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    #47

    The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza

    The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza

    smrco Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT!!! That's how my wife does it!!!

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure which is worse, leaving the crust or using cutlery!

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what people have against crust. First world problems I guess.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... I dated a guy (for a minute) that was upset because the crusts weren't cut off his sandwiches. Like he was four years old!

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love to eat pizza with ppl like this, because I love the crust.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza bones for the dog!! You have a dog??

    WildBerry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we call them pizza bones too! If you are here and do not save your crust for the dogs, they will give you the evil eye.

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you can play ring toß around the dogs.

    Jaye Rodger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really hate crusts

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels toddler like to me. Like the pizza is literally made from dough. To get picky about crust means you're not hungry enough and pretty privileged

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    #48

    When Bae Put His Beer Away By Himself. What Is This Mess?

    When Bae Put His Beer Away By Himself. What Is This Mess?

    the_mrs_affolter Report

    Ads Ads
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is the ketchup missing the lid???

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, yes. Wrap the top with a foil or something.

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many did he drink first?

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahahah I had a roommate that did this. It's messy and annoying but honestly not really that big of a deal. Choose your battles. Lol

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I commend him for buying good bier.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much beer did he put away before he put the beer away?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Bae thinks he’s still living in the frat house.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just opened the door to fast.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bae is more concerned at getting his beer in the fridge than making sure it fits..I speak the obvious,...blah

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    #49

    My Husband Never Finishes A Pack Of Gum Before Opening A New One

    My Husband Never Finishes A Pack Of Gum Before Opening A New One

    BooksAreAddicting Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my pet peeve I honestly! Grew up in a house where noone was finishing any product! Bathroom full of unfinished shampoos and shower gels with me always showering with the leftovers so i can throw them out

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this with ice breaker mints. Dozens of ice breakers all throughout the house, in his car, in my truck, in the garage, at his moms house. Like tribbles, once there was one and they multiply.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Big Gum can afford all those TV commercials.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open them all and dump them in one big ziploc. Maybe he'll figure it out.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally could not care less about this. It will all get gone eventually.

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take all the pieces from all the packages, put them in a Ziploc bag and recycle the packages so he can't keep opening new ones. Keep doing that with every new one you find. Don't sort the different gum either...

    Nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix. Get a candy dish or better a jar with sealed lid to keep it fresh

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them all together, for gum surprise. In one baggie. TotL up the cost of all the gum he buys and never uses and how much that money is in a month.. might make him choke on the gum he does chew!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a disturbing obsessive compulsion. Seek professional help.

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    #50

    My Sister's Boyfriend Thought A Rock, From His Backyard, Was A Good Christmas Gift For Her

    My Sister's Boyfriend Thought A Rock, From His Backyard, Was A Good Christmas Gift For Her

    WmXVI Report

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can throw that at him as she chases him out of the house.

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well . . . if they're under 18 and into Goth?

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I was going to say something similar--if they're kids, I'd give him some points for effort. If they're seriously broke adults *and* she's into skulls, I'd still give him points for effort.

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    ZET P.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dedication for details is striking me

    OMGWaitWhat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a boyfriend upgrade.

    Luke Oakridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What type of gifts do you get your boyfriend?

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    DumYum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be. My husband brought me a giant rock up from creek on a dolly because it was in the shape of a heart. I love that rock and it’s in the garden.

    Mertimo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex worked in a summer camp in the US once so he spent the whole summer there and in the last couple of days he visited New York as well. I have a big button collection and I asked him to bring me a nice button from the US as a souvenir, because it can't be that hard to find a craft shop in a big city like New York. He said sure thing, and then the only thing he got me was a tiny rock from the road that didn't even have a cool shape like this skull thingie. (also, we spent 2 birthdays and 1 Christmas together and he never got me anything, whatever, the only thing I'm sad about is the button, I still don't have one from America)

    JP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you be okay with a stranger sending you a button from America?

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    #51

    My Husband Ties Bread Bags Into Super Tight, Impenetrable Knots So I Have To Tear The Bag Open To Get To The Bread

    My Husband Ties Bread Bags Into Super Tight, Impenetrable Knots So I Have To Tear The Bag Open To Get To The Bread

    Momof3dragons2012 Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this but with bottles, sodas, anything with Ali’s he closes it xtra tight, sometimes he himself can’t open it

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband used to do this too, but he's gotten better about it since he started having tendonitis in his hands.

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    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lady does it, I hate it. I just tear it open then we have no bag... Then we get to eat 10 sandwiches

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach hubby how to tie a quick release knot. He can tie them as tightly as he'd like to. Without too much hassle or destroying the bag, you can still get to your food.

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to undo a tight knit in a plastic bag. Twist the free end until it’s stiff and push it back through the knot.

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rip in to it like a raccoon

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    save up a bunch of bread tabs and put them in a bowl on the counter, or someplace convenient... then he doesn't need to tie any knots. The way he tied it, there is so much air in the bag it's not doing much to keep it fresh anyway.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't this what you're supposed to do? Then you try to rip it as close to the previous knots as possible so theres still room for a new knot

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leaves a lot of air in the bag. Might as well not close it at all

    #52

    This Is How My Boyfriend Squeezes Out Toothpaste

    This Is How My Boyfriend Squeezes Out Toothpaste

    Minnesotaisdope Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with my husband and 20year old son, that’s does some of this stuff so far, help me…

    Marianne Saiso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear by a toothpaste per individual. That way they won't F up my toothpaste.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After this, the deluge" for anyone who hasn't memorized this quote by the Sun King, Louis XIV.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyfriend now comes with Kung Fu Grip!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister does this... she's kind of an asshole.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty of this. I do it to my husband's tube.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this as well, but i don't have to share my toothpaste with anyone, fortunately

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister too, and she won’t put the cap on either.

    Kimikazi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine how he squeezes b**bs

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother does this. I hate it.

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    #53

    This Is How My Boyfriend Uses Paper Towels

    This Is How My Boyfriend Uses Paper Towels

    zly-wplyw Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treat him like the toddler he is and teach him how to properly tear of one sheet. Use your best kindergarten teacher language to educate him.

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in fairness...them little shits can be a pain to rip off..sometimes they rip in half, sometimes just a corner..I get it..but I always "fix" it when it rips like that

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get the kind that tear off a quarter sheet

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that happen when trying to tear off a towel. Its perforated, how did it tear straight down the middle?

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    #54

    The Way My Boyfriend Wears Socks Around The House

    The Way My Boyfriend Wears Socks Around The House

    Trippytrickster Report

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this when my toes where cold but my heels felt like they were sunburned. Does he perhaps have neuropathy?

    Chris Hills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do I. I don't want to slip.

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your feet get hot but you know your toes are going to freeze.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh when my heels get itchy but its cold as f**k this is a saving technique

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is OK. It's strange and funny, but it doesn't harm anybody.

    Lizzie Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the worst thing he does that you can think of, he's obviously a good 'un

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you love someone it's a cute and endearing habit. If you don't it's annoying. BTW, I don't know him, but it's cute.

    Marie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHAT MY SON(20yo) DOES!!! He met his father only several times when he was a baby an he did that too!! NoW my tiny daughter(3Yo) is doing it. WHY??

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    #55

    This Peanut Butter Jar My Husband Put Back In The Cupboard

    This Peanut Butter Jar My Husband Put Back In The Cupboard

    diybarbi Report

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me. Haven't had peanut butter on toast for a while. Must make some. Also, that jar isn't empty.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't consider that empty.

    B-flat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! There is at least enough for a quarter of a sandwich

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres still peanut butter soooo..........

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is the queen of scraping every last bit out of what ever food was in the the container. Then, she gets really mad when I do it with the yogurt cup and pretty much everything else.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who apart from me likes peanut butter and jam (jelly) on their toast?

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and our three boys do this. Drives me nuts. Whether its milk peanut butter etc a fridge and cupboard full of empty containers.

    Neill Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it in the fridge, it will spread. In the cupboard is nasty, it ages so rapidly!

    Adriaan Verhelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong, your husband just does not want to waste perfectly good peanut butter.

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    #56

    Husband Put His Pants Right Beside The Laundry Basket Instead Of Just In It

    Husband Put His Pants Right Beside The Laundry Basket Instead Of Just In It

    LillyTheOskar Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put his pants right beside the washing machine instead of just in it.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then again, it might backfire. The husband might wear it - washed or not, when they plan on going out.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is trying to tell you something....

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did not "put" them there - this is where he stepped out of and then simply LEFT them.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first husband used to drop his clothes where he took them off. even if the laundry hamper was near by, they still landed on the floor.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wont get washed untill they are in the basket.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He obviously doesn't want them to be washed.

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    #57

    Dear Husband, Is It Too Much To Ask That You Sort The Silverware When Unloading The Dishwasher?

    Dear Husband, Is It Too Much To Ask That You Sort The Silverware When Unloading The Dishwasher?

    familiarformula Report

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to happen to me a lot with my hubby. Would gripe at him over it all the time. I'm usually the one that washes and puts away dishes. Last time he did this (5 years ago or so) he almost cut his middle finger off trying to get a spoon in the middle of the night... I got a tremendous amount of "I'm sorry" comments on the way to the hospital. He's never done this again since. People can be dense sometimes.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on him for saying he was sorry. My ex-husband would have found a way to make his injury my fault

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    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's telling you he doesn't want to do chores, and he's being a baby about it.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is grounds for justifiable homicide

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I wouldn't be surprised, if he loses a finger or two from those knives that are hidden.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another passive-aggressive asshat!

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or at least not just yeet it in a drawre?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, now this is definitely an arsehole at work

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    #58

    Asked My Boyfriend To Put The Washing Out To Dry And Came Back To This

    Asked My Boyfriend To Put The Washing Out To Dry And Came Back To This

    Moonishboy Report

    MaddaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you can get a divorce, right?

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just her boyfriend, so paper work involved 👍👍

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s put out, and it’s drying! What’s your problem?

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    #59

    The Way My Boyfriend Cut A “Taste” Out Of This Cookie Cake

    The Way My Boyfriend Cut A “Taste” Out Of This Cookie Cake

    purrincess_ Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i curse u...may ur socks get wet, may ur sleeve get stuck on the door k**b, may u stub ur toe, may u wanna poop and ur drawstrings dont open.....i curse u with all my being

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it wrong...shoulda lifted 1 of the icing flowers and took a piece...then put the icing back over the "taste"..

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those cookies are not good at all, in my experience.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a hostile act. Very inconsiderate

    Kishibe Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes me cringe so hard fk fkvevkfvke vlfmv..f

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my list of people i hate is growing

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, you want he should take a flower?

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    #60

    Husband Leaves This In Fridge In Case Anybody Wants Some

    Husband Leaves This In Fridge In Case Anybody Wants Some

    That-Girl-mm Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again: don't buy a new cup. You still have a cup in the fridge.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres still some in there. Some people are just asshats

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not enough to do anything with.

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    #61

    Boyfriend Opens A New Soap Every Week For Some Reason

    Boyfriend Opens A New Soap Every Week For Some Reason

    nleo8 Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow merge them all into one.....or better yet...leave them around the house for him to find it

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stick the old bar to the new bar... but I would love to know what kind of thinking is behind this.

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    #62

    Husband Got The Lasagna Back Out At 9pm Last Night To Get A Second Slice, Forgot To Put It Back And I Didn’t Find It Til 10 Hours Later

    Husband Got The Lasagna Back Out At 9pm Last Night To Get A Second Slice, Forgot To Put It Back And I Didn’t Find It Til 10 Hours Later

    CrabbiAbi Report

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU CAN STILL EAT THAT!!! Absolutely no problem. It’s been so hot, it’s salted and seasoned, you can just pop it in the oven again and reheat it thoroughly and eat it.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its still good, Every woman Ive known stands by the "its still fine the next day not being in the fridge"

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but this is a legit mistake. I did the same thing last night. I made tacos and put the taco meat in a container and then turned around to put the pan into the sink and forgot the container sitting on the counter behind me. I didn't realize until an hour later when I went back into the kitchen for something. I can forgive this.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Once, we threw a party with a lot of food. We forgot one tray of a fancy pasta dish in the oven, which had been turned off, until the next day. It was a disappointing accident.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor lasagna. Moment of silence please.

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to walk outside and scream. Does anyone know how much work it takes to make lasagna from scratch?

    Cath poop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving pasta out can kill you if you eat it. I hope everyone knows that it's actually pretty dangerous.

    Adriaan Verhelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This statement is true for any kind of food that contains moisture. But has no value within the 10h timeframe.

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    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmm, I know some people who would still eat it.

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    #63

    My Boyfriend Decided To Use My Hair Dryer To Dry The Inside Of His Work Boots

    My Boyfriend Decided To Use My Hair Dryer To Dry The Inside Of His Work Boots

    MissAcedia Report

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boot dryer for him for Christmas, and buy yourself a new hair dryer, wrap it, thank him for the replacement.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he ruins her stuff and she not only has to buy her own replacement but she gets him a boot dryer?

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    Pilot Chick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re lucky the house didn’t burn down.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Those hairdryers aren't cheap, either.

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky this didn't cause a fire, what a moron

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I melted my hair driers a couple of times, because my room would get so cold, I used the driers to heat my bed (an awfull amount of time and heated almost nothing, plus bad quality plastic). Then my mother finaly agreed to buy me an electric blanket and we found a hairdrier that automatically shuts down when it get to hot)

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    Joanne Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope his boots are burnt or at least out of shape.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... he's obviously apologize for being an idjit and bought you a brand new one?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babyliss is the brand name, and they are not cheap.

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    #64

    Where My Husband Puts His Socks

    Where My Husband Puts His Socks

    LMA-No Report

    Kirsty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wash what isn't in the basket. My husband had difficulty finding the basket until I stopped washing anything that wasn't in it. any random crap I may find wandering about the place is either left where it is or if I need it gone it gets thrown on the floor next to his side of the bed. He learned pretty quick.

    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed this to my husband because I deal with this often. He said the basket obviously should have been placed over a bit. Someone moved it🙄

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he obviously can’t get them through those tiny little holes!

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister doesn’t pull her underpants out of her jeans. It’s really disgusting for the person sorting the wash.

    #65

    Recently Moved In With My Boyfriend Who Has A Habit Of Leaving His Clothes On The Floor, I Asked Him To Put His Jeans Away In His Closet And This Is What I Found Later

    Recently Moved In With My Boyfriend Who Has A Habit Of Leaving His Clothes On The Floor, I Asked Him To Put His Jeans Away In His Closet And This Is What I Found Later

    Mallll4 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you make some testings before moving in! A weekend at first, some holiday..... for your own sake and his own safety

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was dating my hubby for 2 years, His shirt matched his trousers, matched his socks, matched his shoes every time. After we got married, I found out that was Marrying his mother, She laid all his clothes out so he would look nice and everything matched. She picked up after him, she paid his bills, she made sure he kept to his appointments. All this I found out after being married from Day one.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it is his closet, then what's the problem?

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your closet, not your problem.

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find a good slap upside the head works in situations like this

    Beth L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but where were the jeans actually supposed to go? You don't hang jeans, do you?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in a studio apartment once with no room for a dresser or shelves, so I had to hang my jeans in the closet. And I've know lots of people who keep their jeans on hangers. Now I have a big walk-in closet with nice shelves to keep my jeans on.

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    #66

    Husband Gift Wrapping Results

    Husband Gift Wrapping Results

    misseena Report

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used two kinds of paper once. I was then vorbötten to ever wrap gifts again. Even his gifts from me.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wrapping presents for an hour last night. The first few were neat and pretty, but I reached the end of the wrapping paper roll and the last gift I wrapped looked not much better than this.

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    #67

    How My Boyfriend Eats Burgers

    How My Boyfriend Eats Burgers

    EmyTheEm Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone can't have/can't stand the seeds. If the shop has it, asking for a seedless bun may be a better option than flaying the bun.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checked the OP, they have confirmed that their bf has medical issues that means that he can't eat the seeds. Getting a seedless bun is the way to go if it's possible.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm diabetic, so I take off the outside crust edges and the top crush. Lowers my carb intake and allows me to have normally carb heavy foods

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong the crust? It’s the same stuff.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he eats the center out of a pizza too...

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His burger,his choice. Why would this matter?

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, part of a meal being pleasant is, how to describe it, that feeling of unity/sharing when everyone enjoys food from the same table. The caption doesn't say that the boyfriend made a huge show of picking at his bun, but if he did, and he was scowling and sighing over it not being his way, that would make me uncomfortable. But maybe he was discreet about it and this doesn't matter.

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    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this hurts you in what way...?

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    #68

    How My Husband Stacks Plates And Platters

    How My Husband Stacks Plates And Platters

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    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how we stack out plates too. It has been working fine for years now.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, when I'm at work and I see people being slobs at the cafeteria I never imagined they do it at home too.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he's still alive, in one whole piece.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never played a game of Tetris I bet

    #69

    My Husband Brought Home Some Milk Because We Were "Out"

    My Husband Brought Home Some Milk Because We Were "Out"

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the perfect amount of milk for a sparrow's breakfast

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how big is your refrigerator? I would pour all of these into his glass... and hope they're fresh.

    Lyuben Petkov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Bulgaria those are bottles for laundry detergent

    Robert Martens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy, where was he able to buy almost empty jugs of milk ?

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if you combined the “empty” jugs that they would make over half of one gallon.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left looks full

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    #70

    This Guy Destroyed His Girlfriend's Sand Castle

    This Guy Destroyed His Girlfriend's Sand Castle

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it to film it and post her reaction. It’s not even funny, he just seems like an ass. Way different from not finishing a bag of popcorn or opening cereal wrong.

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big red flag. Get rid of him. He finds pleasure in making you miserable.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted to give her a heads-up on her future life with him. Hope she got the message.

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who does not get what is happening there?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She made a "sand castle" by filling the pink bucket with packed sand & turning it out on the beach. Her jerk boyfriend then kicked it apart. If you click on the small grey letters at the bottom left corner of the post, it will take you to her twitter feed with full pics.

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    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This jerk needs to be higher and she needs to get rid of him ASAP

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mean people breed mean people. Run.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she broke-up with that jackass.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these don't seem like cute little foibles to me... I think they're angry, passive aggressive gestures.

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    #71

    My Husband Always Opens Resealable Bags From The Wrong End

    My Husband Always Opens Resealable Bags From The Wrong End

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I’ve done this but more my accident not knowing there was a resealable side

    Regal Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this for about 2 years before someone mentioned to me that you could reseal the bags. I always just assumed the bottom ends were shaped weirdly.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if you correct this by dumping this bag inside a new ziploc, and seal that, will he open the ziploc from the bottom.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit it, I've taken scissors and cut across the top of a plastic bag and didn't realize it was resealable until halfway through. (rolls eyes)

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he seems kind of cheap too.

    Chris Hills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so do I. tiny bit pcs are all at the bottom. if u open this way, they get consumed with the whole pcs.

    Bob Bobbins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you just store it upside down and then open it normally then?

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    #72

    My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard

    My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard

    PardonedTurkey Report

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    #73

    How My Boyfriend Opens Kleenex

    How My Boyfriend Opens Kleenex

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    #74

    How My Husband Puts Back Cereal

    How My Husband Puts Back Cereal

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy new cereal. You still have got some....

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I almost killed a roommate for doing this, it was my favorite cereal and it was a very very long day, all day long the only thing that kept my spirit was the thought that I could eat my favorite cereal when I arrive at home and picked up the box it was completely empty not even like this just empty, if she would have been at home I would probably be in prison right now for manslaughter.

    Albino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still like 8 portions according to the nutritional information on the back of the box.

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    #75

    Fiancé Regularly Leaves Dirty Clothes Directly Next To The Hamper

    Fiancé Regularly Leaves Dirty Clothes Directly Next To The Hamper

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far , lots of issues with the laundry, I believe they never grew up using a hamper, and dirty clothes just goes on floor in corner until laundry day

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ignore it and wash only what's in the hamper.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule: Will not wash clothes, unless they're in the hamper.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, this is hostile. I think of it this way... if I was living with someone, and I loved them, they would only have to ask me once to stop doing something that annoyed them, especially something that was stupid or lazy in the first place, right? That he does this regularly pretty much sums up how much he cares about you. The little red flags are just as important as the big ones, unless you're ok with this, and willing to drop it for all time.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LEAVE 'EM WHERE THEY LAY. OR ARE YOU THE PAID MAID?

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try her hamper and his hamper? Each responsible for certain things that are "icky "? Just a thought.

    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a subtle way of reminding you of your jobs around the house. Don’t marry unless prepared for a lifetime of this.

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    #76

    My Boyfriend Left Me Some Icecream

    My Boyfriend Left Me Some Icecream

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    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer that boyfriend left me.

    #77

    My Boyfriend Was Too Lazy To Get Up So I Could Change The Sheets, So I Just Made Them Over Him

    My Boyfriend Was Too Lazy To Get Up So I Could Change The Sheets, So I Just Made Them Over Him

    GerbilTesticles Report

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this was a silly and giggly time.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there some reason you needed to change the sheets at that particular time?

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former fiance did that with his brother in the bed. But it was at 11:00 or so at night, quite some time after their Mom asked him to put clean sheets on. He could not for the life of him understand why his brother was pissed...or why his Mom and I wanted to slap him.

    #78

    The Way My Husband Opened This Bag Of Nappies

    The Way My Husband Opened This Bag Of Nappies

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fresh pack of diapers with one hand while managing baby with total poo blowout in the other? I can see this

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't realize there's any that aren't already opened but the diaper is already off.... The real panic is trying to rip thru those thick packages to get one before the baby decides to go....again.

    Bob Bobbins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually I've done this when I've already taken off the dirty diaper only to realize the new package isn't open yet and I only have one hand available.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of this here...what the hell is the issue with opening packages?

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awfull bags! I hate them...also is there another way to open those hell stuff?

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not necesary. Maybe she is holding the baby in place so it would not turn and fall

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    #79

    The Way My Fiancé Puts Away Cereal Boxes

    The Way My Fiancé Puts Away Cereal Boxes

    mommy2be717 Report

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they had some sort of tab that kept the box shut at the top.

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    #80

    My Fiancé Thinks This A Completely Acceptable Way To Cut A Cake

    My Fiancé Thinks This A Completely Acceptable Way To Cut A Cake

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    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is somehow worse than taking a piece right out of the centre..........yummy cake but a very dangerous pic for my mental health

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because it is..... That being said, this cake has been thru hell

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did his sleeve land on the frosting?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just rude. If only you will be eating something, cut it anyway you wish. If others will be eating it too, grow up and cut it like an adult.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only slightly OCD but this is so disturbing

    #81

    My Boyfriend Gave Siri An Interesting Nickname For Me

    My Boyfriend Gave Siri An Interesting Nickname For Me

    kaya-1993 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unacceptable. It's not a joke when you refer to a your SO with insults. "I live in a fairy tale, the witch is already on the couch" has stopped being funny at least 10 years ago.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Why would their SO call them with insulting names - and, why would one let them? I never understood that.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I got into a fight with my boyfriend and he left to cool off and I said “Hey Alexa, Boyfriend is a jerk!” And he saw it because it was set up through his phone lol.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes downhill from here. Not even funny.

    #82

    That's Why I Never Ask My Husband To Help Me With The Dishes. It Was My Only Frying Pan

    That's Why I Never Ask My Husband To Help Me With The Dishes. It Was My Only Frying Pan

    talazzzz Report

    Ally Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he did it on purpose

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking most of the inconsiderate jerks depicted in this article do all these things on purpose. Had a sibling who used to do that: screw it up so badly, they'd never be asked to do it again.

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    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you have NO frying pans because that’s not a frying pan.

    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pan with a similar dent bc the cat knocked it off the stove.

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    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one who broke a cast iron frying pan once. Didn’t even think that was possible. Cast iron … c’mon.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cast iron is brittle af, it doesnt dent, it brakes.

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    Madzdad the bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pretty, but I guess it still works.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man who doesn't want to wash the dishes breaks them. Old trick my dad told me about. He owes you a new pan on his dime.

    Neill Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a rubber mallet, that will tap right out.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he even do that??

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    #83

    The Only Picture My Drunk Boyfriend Got Of My Halloween Costume

    The Only Picture My Drunk Boyfriend Got Of My Halloween Costume

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great costume and very unique

    Martine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how he saw it then.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is not soooooooo bad, anyway

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were a light show for Halloween? Brilliant!

    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair what should we expect out of drunken person? But he is still not the greatest boyfriend

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dressed up as a tornado or whirlwind I see

    Connie Hirsch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he gets that drunk at Halloween, I would suspect a drinking problem.

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    #84

    Someone Posted About The Plastic On The Microwave To Protect Its Beauty, I Present You, My Boyfriend’s Computer

    Someone Posted About The Plastic On The Microwave To Protect Its Beauty, I Present You, My Boyfriend’s Computer

    thatha98 Report

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband refuses to take the blue film off the white dishwasher

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things are so stupid. Who is he saving the good look for by not removing the plastic? The next owner? I have a friend who keeps the plastic on his "beautiful phone" to protect it. But why keep the plastic on until it is time to replace it? Then noone get's to benefit from the "full glory" that they so preciously try to protect.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ppl like this don't deserve nice things

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely has to do something with those wires and cables.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please take this crap off your items. it not designed to be left on and will over time stick permanently, but badly.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people buy fancy cases when they place their computers under their desks?

    #85

    When My Boyfriend Does This

    When My Boyfriend Does This

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avoiding the eternal "mullet or beard" discussion.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mullet if you've got cats that like to scratch the roll

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    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How lazy do you have to be?

    Grace Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do beard , but my grandma does mullet

    #86

    My Husband Opens Up Food That's Resealable In Random Places And Doesn't Use A Clip To Close It

    My Husband Opens Up Food That's Resealable In Random Places And Doesn't Use A Clip To Close It

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are still carrots stop complaining if its "american scam" or "genius" just eat the carrots and shut the hell up ( i am talking about the comments not the post but this dude still sucks for opening it like that like wtf)

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Did you know those are NOT bay carrots? Some Carrot industry P.R. Guy found a way to market damaged and broken carrots. Genius!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than throwing them away, surely

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    Dimitrios Vougioukas
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    4 years ago

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    Americans are crazy trust me

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Peeled carrots? Really?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t you peel your carrots? You should be on this list.

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    #87

    My Husband Eats Oranges Like They’re Apples. Send Help

    My Husband Eats Oranges Like They’re Apples. Send Help

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    Colt Seavers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than eating an apple with a spoon!

    pansexual_weeb↖><↗
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm allergic to the skin i have to eat apples like that or my throat will close on me so please be less harsh

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    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, no biggie

    Graeme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No correct way to do it though

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great that he eats healthy fresh fruit!

    Dimitrios Vougioukas
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    maybe he wants some watermellon and chicken

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not just a racist asshole, you're an unimaginative one.

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    #88

    The Way My Husband Treats The Butter

    The Way My Husband Treats The Butter

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    Archair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't disrespect butter DEARH SENTENCE!!!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't even look like butter.

    Aurora Garrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck kind of butter is that?

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine uses a fork and it drives me mad!

    #89

    My Mom’s Boyfriend Never Finishes A Bag Of Cheetos

    My Mom’s Boyfriend Never Finishes A Bag Of Cheetos

    risingskies21 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put all the leftovers in one bag = new bag.

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea, but as my ex wife would invariably say...."That's not the point!"

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had such willpower! :-)

    #90

    My Husband Tried To Light A Battery Powered Candle

    My Husband Tried To Light A Battery Powered Candle

    IrradiatedMouse Report

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is completely understandable, once.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a tree in your future

    Candy Rude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I busted out laughing on this one!

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t let him anywhere near a Bidet

    Em Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! My dad did the exact same thing last week during the power cuts after storm Arwen. Fun times!

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks cool, though.

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    #91

    The Way My Boyfriend Makes Ramen

    The Way My Boyfriend Makes Ramen

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who cooks, I see no problem with this.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't that bad, it's just slightly wider and more shallow than a sauce pan, it works. Don't nit pick on this at all.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, how the f*ck else are people making ramen??

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right!!! Can't be too many damn ways to make it

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the worst thing on this list

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its fine, just put a lid on it

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, is there a problem here...?

    Shane S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ramen. It’s not a culinary masterpiece no matter how you cook it

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    #92

    I Tried To Help My Boyfriend Keep His Bathroom Clean By Putting A Laundry Basket In There... So Close

    I Tried To Help My Boyfriend Keep His Bathroom Clean By Putting A Laundry Basket In There... So Close

    Wallohp Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good time to talk about how his prospects to become your husband are vanishing into thin air because you refuse to be his mommy.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask yourself if you are willing to be his servant for all time. If he can't even man up enough to keep himself clean, are you really willing to do it for him forever? If so, make up your mind to never say anything about it again... you knew going in you'd never change him.

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. People rarely reform past a certain age. Leave now and find an adult.

    #93

    The Safest Place Tonight

    The Safest Place Tonight

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    You kidding me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And soon a butterfly will emerge

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they safe? They look pretty safe to me!

    Kallen Kneeland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You "told" him vs. "asked" him? Where did you think he should put them? Where was YOUR purse with your own safe place for your lashes? You may also be on this list when HE posts what you did!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put them back on, your eyes will be minty fresh

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take, things that gay couples never have to deal with for $500

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I would have guessed that some gay men wear makeup and false lashes.

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    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine forgetting about that and then opening it LOL! Also, hope the minty fumes won't bother your eyes next time you wear them!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minty fresh fake lashes.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a clean and fresh mouth feeling

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    #94

    The Way My Husband Packs Boxes For Our Upcoming Move

    The Way My Husband Packs Boxes For Our Upcoming Move

    cookmybook Report

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, after two weeks of packing our house to relocate, the boxes started looking like this. Lol. I just DGAF anymore. I pray that I never have to move again.

    Furious George
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree 100%. The first couple of boxes are immaculate, but by the end...

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it all looks like medicine cabinet stuff. My ex hired 'professional movers' last time we moved...a box might have: coffee maker--minus carafe; a wastebasket--with waste included; a left shoe; a box of tissues and a bra.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time we used professional movers, we lost all my cool new clothes, 5 mattresses, my dad's clothes, the pretend food, and 1 leg of our table.

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    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope nobody needs that prescription before they find this box again.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a certified moron with a service dog to help him find the toilet?

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in a clean pair of underwear and you're packed for a one week vacation!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! And we used to move all the time and we’d lose / break stuff like this a lot. It made me so mad. We don’t “move” like this anymore thank goodness.

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    #95

    The Way My Husband Opens Cereal. He’s A Monster

    The Way My Husband Opens Cereal. He’s A Monster

    drinkthewildair04 Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........so close...yet so freaking far

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of those bags need dynamite. It's awful when you try to open it properly and the plastic just stretches... and stretches... and then tears any which way. Get the scissors!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes it just happens this way

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some brands *do* have difficult to open bags for some reason.

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    #96

    My Boyfriend Never Completely Closing His Dresser Drawers

    My Boyfriend Never Completely Closing His Dresser Drawers

    bahtcheeks Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside - that is a gorgeous dresser!

    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I wanted to say. Closed, not closed - if he came with the dresser, all is forgiven.

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS ME!!!!

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful dresser wasted on a slob.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the same with your drawers. Chances are that he gets so annoyed that he'll start closing his and yours.

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    #97

    My Husband Is 30-Years-Old And He Still Doesn't Know How To Open A Box

    My Husband Is 30-Years-Old And He Still Doesn't Know How To Open A Box

    Tutt1294 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as much as not knowing but more not complying to "Open here" directions. No one tells a real man how to open a box.

    Dimitrios Vougioukas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my children unwrap presents better than him

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all these jerks coming from?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever try to open a box the right way and this happens anyway? I hate that

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just being difficult, you know.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the box is open.. Wtf do ya want

    #98

    Last Week My Boyfriend Purchased This To Sort His Mail

    Last Week My Boyfriend Purchased This To Sort His Mail

    poopOnU Report

    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to see, but guessing it’s … a dish rack?

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's desk in/out basket. There may be two in the package.

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    SuePrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suppose to take it out of the bag first

    J.A. Rogers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is it? Opened the image in a new tab, enlarged it, and... What the heck is it?

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, it has veen sitting there for a week. So he will never get his mind sorted

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a mail/desk basket, but it's STILL IN THE BAG a week later.

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    #99

    Husband Steals Double Stuff Oreos And Takes Frosting Out

    Husband Steals Double Stuff Oreos And Takes Frosting Out

    Guilty-Selection-276 Report

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s done neatly and I get the frosting to make my own quadruple-stufts, I’m perfectly fine with this.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call your quadruple-stuffeds and I'll see you a two inch stack.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frosting is the worst part anyway

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you have to do is to make it look like an accident or hide the body really well

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he steal what is his to take?

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    #100

    My Husband’s Toothbrush

    My Husband’s Toothbrush

    namesareforthegovt Report

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That brush needs to be changed ASAP when the bristles look like that it's overdue for a change like two months ago.

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wud prolly faint if the tooth paste tube is squeezed in d middle too

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can garantee you - it is (almost certain)

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    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. You kiss that mouth?

    Lori McMillen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all complaining about how they doing it, but at least they're brushing

    #101

    My Boyfriend Leaves The Stickers On New Stuff. Help Me

    My Boyfriend Leaves The Stickers On New Stuff. Help Me

    indiscoverable Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take it off without saying it :p "I was cleaning, it got caught in the rag, jorry"

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw on a lot of products this can damage your product or at least make it not work properly

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - heat from the product, and possible condensation, it's a big no-no to leave the plastic wrapping on them.

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    #102

    My Boyfriend Is A Monster

    My Boyfriend Is A Monster

    RavenPuff99 Report

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever spend time traveling in areas of the world with questionable food safety/hygiene standards, you learn that this is the BEST way to eat your bread. The crust is what people have handled/has come into contact with surfaces. The bread inside is germ-free. It can be a hard habit to break, but it can mean the difference between spending your trip enjoying the local sights vs one spent touring local doctor’s offices and hospitals.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making a bread bowl for soup

    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd fill this with shredded cheese and cubed ham then give it a round in the microwave.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a crust person.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part!!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alotta people do this and then fill with meatballs or salad n stuff

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    your boyfriend is a bitch

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    #103

    Look At How My Boyfriend Defiled This Cheesecake... He Took One Bite Of Every Piece

    Look At How My Boyfriend Defiled This Cheesecake... He Took One Bite Of Every Piece

    grownenough Report

    Lori McMillen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sampler... So he "sampled". If it's just hubby and me, we'd both try some of everyone too.

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I'd do this with close friends too. Sharing food, sharing bowls the way of many eastern cultures, fondue, etc. "Breaking bread" together, it's a beautiful concept.

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    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, that’s not funny - that’s outright rude and unhygienic. Nope your way out of there quick smart.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, so much more unhygienic than kissing, really...

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to see which one you like the most

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's been agreed upon, this means war!

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my Sis who would take a fingernail pinch out of each chocolate in the box to see if she liked it or not.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does that to see if he will like it or not. So now our three boys do the same thing.

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    #104

    Asked My Boyfriend To Make The Dish For A Potluck This Weekend

    Asked My Boyfriend To Make The Dish For A Potluck This Weekend

    LadyMacDeath Report

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to a pot luck once where a lady brought a sack of cheeseburgers. people rolled their eyes, but every single one got eaten.

    KWilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it all got eaten.....

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, the Donald Trump White House cookbook for feeding nba players recipe.

    Peppa Pig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with this one?

    Lori McMillen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cook what you know. Looks good to me..

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    #105

    The Way My Boyfriend Cuts His Pizza To Avoid Cutting The Pepperoni

    The Way My Boyfriend Cuts His Pizza To Avoid Cutting The Pepperoni

    karinajaimec Report

    Helen Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a method in his madness

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several posts about this .. I see there is apparently a not cutting pepperoni thing. Is it so you don't mess up the cheese since it's hard to cut through the pepperoni?

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea...never heard about not cutting a pepperoni...

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is capable of strategic thinking.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a problem

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this myself. Cutting through the round slices feels worse than having unequal pieces. Yes, I have Asperger's, why?

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    #106

    I Asked My Husband To Grab Me One Of My Meds And He Just Punched A Pill Out Of The Middle At Random

    I Asked My Husband To Grab Me One Of My Meds And He Just Punched A Pill Out Of The Middle At Random

    NattieLight Report

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is is the only way to do it.. Looking at the ones punched out in order is actually pissing me off

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of them, all right. 🙄

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    #107

    The Way My Husband Cuts Into The Block Of Cheese

    The Way My Husband Cuts Into The Block Of Cheese

    itsmecarol Report

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he eats it like a watermelon

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she should invest in a cheese slicer. No household should be without one.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do it like this if I had to use one of those slicers with a wire for cutting.

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    #108

    The Way My Boyfriend Cut This Frozen Dessert

    The Way My Boyfriend Cut This Frozen Dessert

    _do_you_know_me_ Report

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it thaw first then it won't be so hard to cut

    #109

    How My Boyfriend Eats Chocolate

    How My Boyfriend Eats Chocolate

    Pandaface182 Report

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brand alone actually raises more questions.

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hershey's "chocolate" isn't chocolate so you're safe.

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    #110

    The Way My Husband Opens Boxes

    The Way My Husband Opens Boxes

    snarky_midget Report

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    #111

    The Real Strain Of Quarantine Is Having To See Daily How My Husband Cuts His Sandwich

    The Real Strain Of Quarantine Is Having To See Daily How My Husband Cuts His Sandwich

    theblondepenguin Report

    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not so bad, I've seen it done in sandwich shops, kinda interesting imo.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bitches be sooo damn picky! He's the one who should be annoyed with her criticism of his damn sandwich. It's just a freaking sandwich!

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    #112

    How My Boyfriend Eats His Kit Kat

    How My Boyfriend Eats His Kit Kat

    JasmineDragon22 Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One or two bites and it's his. I think he has a good strategy.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god f*****g damn it i was just talking about the dude with the hershey and now this?!

    #113

    The Way My Boyfriend Is Eating This Pie

    The Way My Boyfriend Is Eating This Pie

    fobwwegirl Report

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only acceptable if it's his and hi alone.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an individual pie based on the size of the fork, so yes, he can eat it any way he wants.

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just say he can't get up before he finishes the whole pie

    #114

    The Way My Husband Sliced This Pizza

    The Way My Husband Sliced This Pizza

    Hystericbarbie Report

    Colt Seavers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to work around the pepperoni...

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was only trying to evenly distribute.. and was probably high

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then you get almost a whole pepperoni with each bite...I get it, I wouldn't do it, but I get it

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another man who won't cut through the pepperoni

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eye is twitching bc I'm so unnerved

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    #115

    The Way My Husband Opened This Box Of Cookies. Now There’s No Way To Close It

    The Way My Husband Opened This Box Of Cookies. Now There’s No Way To Close It

    penguinsuh Report

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah dam, you will just have to finish the whole box

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a kind-hearted soul, I will force myself to help.

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't believe these are grown men!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tupperware has a solution for this...

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    #116

    Sometimes, I Think About How Much I Love My Boyfriend. Then He Does Stuff Like This

    Sometimes, I Think About How Much I Love My Boyfriend. Then He Does Stuff Like This

    LadyDeath1138 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine receiving that slice and thinking how large the pie must be!

    #117

    How My Husband Eats Watermelon. I May Have To Rethink Our Marriage

    How My Husband Eats Watermelon. I May Have To Rethink Our Marriage

    halficanunicorn Report

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dunno what's worse....d watermelon or the fact that it's so juicy and on a keyboard😭

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating watermelon over the keyboard?!

    Jill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?? If it's one of those baby watermelons, how else would you eat it except to cut it in half and scoop it out?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer knife and fork. Less mess.

    #118

    Thought You Guys Might Enjoy The Way My Boyfriend Cut These Sandwiches

    Thought You Guys Might Enjoy The Way My Boyfriend Cut These Sandwiches

    mermaidcafe Report

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Rajnish Dadarwal: Um, I beg to differ! I mean, I understand struggles with cutting. I'm a teacher, of little kids, and I can't draw or cut a straight line to save my life. I even mess up with a paper cutter, for heaven's sake. But I'm not hopeless. While my bar cookies may not all be the same size, I CAN cut a sandwich into reasonably pieces. It's really not tough.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too religious to cut them in a cross?

    Boudewijn van der Mik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative Cutting. Chapter5 in 'The Samoerai Handbook.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two sandwiches with one cut.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, just why? *more eye twitching

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    #119

    My Boyfriend Got Annoyed That None Of Our Roommates Had Unpacked The Dishwasher So This Is How He Put The Clean Dishes Away. I Might Be Dating Satan

    My Boyfriend Got Annoyed That None Of Our Roommates Had Unpacked The Dishwasher So This Is How He Put The Clean Dishes Away. I Might Be Dating Satan

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    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s getting s**t on even though he’s the one that actually emptied the dishwasher??

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he stacked them...sort of.

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    #120

    How My Boyfriend Eats Pie

    How My Boyfriend Eats Pie

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally chased my man out of the house while he had a handful of a pie I just made

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like a dog or toddler got into it.

    #121

    The Way My Husband Cut Into The Pumpkin Pie

    The Way My Husband Cut Into The Pumpkin Pie

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was three normal wedge slices, each successively smaller than the last.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband hates pumpkin pie. Thought I was safe until my sister in law wanted a piece. Cringe worthy

    #122

    My Husband Eats The Middle Pieces First

    My Husband Eats The Middle Pieces First

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been a fan of the ‘tavern style’ cut myself.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, some people hate the edges because it tastes burnt to them. Many people who had it as a mild aversion before getting COVID discovered it now tasted like charcoal afterwards. The three most common "flavors" of people who COVID screwed with their sense of taste are gasoline, burnt wood, and metal.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More edge pieces for you; that's a win!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutting a round pizza into squares is the dumbest idea ever. Are you listening Domino's? Little Caesar's tried this with a square pizza and still nobody wanted the abomination.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I follow General Sherman's strategy. Start here and march to the other side, taking no prisoners.

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    #123

    How My Husband Cut This Pizza. Do I… Do I Stay Married?

    How My Husband Cut This Pizza. Do I… Do I Stay Married?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She either divorces him or ends up going missing.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pizza looks really good.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him a rotary pizza cutter, using knives makes it difficult

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you don't got a pizza cutter, or didnt wanna do it yourself shaddap

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get over it! Or just cut it yourself.

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    #124

    Asked My Boyfriend To Cut My Sandwich In Half

    Asked My Boyfriend To Cut My Sandwich In Half

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    #125

    The Way My Boyfriend Left The Pringle’s Can

    The Way My Boyfriend Left The Pringle’s Can

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    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can smell the flap and can decide if it's a good vintage or not.

    BatPig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband leaves the foil on everything and I may just have to kill him

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the flap's still attached, there's no trash to throw away... :-)

    #126

    What Sort Of Animal Opens Cereal Like This? My Boyfriend, That’s Who

    What Sort Of Animal Opens Cereal Like This? My Boyfriend, That’s Who

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    #127

    Elvis Pawsley Has Been Destroying The Garden. My Husband Chose This Solution

    Elvis Pawsley Has Been Destroying The Garden. My Husband Chose This Solution

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    Scarlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but I love your dog’s name

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    #128

    This Is Exactly Why I Don't Like Sharing My Pringles With My Boyfriend

    This Is Exactly Why I Don't Like Sharing My Pringles With My Boyfriend

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because his fingers are too big and his fine motoric skills are limited.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry people, but most of the “lazy” package openings are done by my wife in our house.

    vivioh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With Pringles it’s all about the stack.

    #129

    My Husband Thinks It's OK To Butter Toast Like This

    My Husband Thinks It's OK To Butter Toast Like This

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does it say you have to apply an evenly spread layer of 2 micron? Slap the butter on, apply chocolate sprinkles and drink a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.

    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to pull this up with a call of “that’s not toast”. That’s - seriously - just warm bread. There’s bits there that wouldn’t have even formed a cyst yet, let alone gotten crunchy.

    Richard Keel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter should be sliced and not spread. The whole point of toast is to act as a vessel for the consumption of butter

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work through the corners and the edges and the middle will look after itself.