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The season of giving is upon us, Pandas! It can be a lot of fun not just for the recipients, but also the givers themselves. It’s nice to feel appreciated and to show appreciation in turn. However, let’s not be naïve. Not all gifts are made equal. Far from it!

In a thread created by content creator and story writer u/dylan1111111112, the r/AskReddit online community vented about the very worst gifts they’d ever received. If you think you’ve ever been disappointed by something you’ve unwrapped, then this might give you some perspective. Scroll down to see what you should never ever get someone as a present.

#1

40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received It was such a random thing. I was around 7/8 I think I really wanted a doodle bear for my bday. My ‘aunt’, whom I share a bday with asked me a bunch of time leading up to my bday what I wanted. I finally told her I was hoping for this bear mostly bc she kept asking, prior I’d always keep it polite ‘oh ty whatever you get I’m sure I will love’ ‘you don’t have to get me anything’ yadda yadda bc that how my folks raised us. So my bday is in the summer so we’d normally have a pretty big bbq. Mostly everyone gives money and my siblings and I never really expected things from ppl other than our parents, but I noticed my aunt came in with a gift bag so I was low key excited. I got a new bike, super exciting, and I go to open her gift and it is a castle statue, like those ones you would get at the dollar store in the 90’s. I couldn’t hide my reaction…confusion. I politely sd thank you and moved on. As they day went on my aunt asked me where I was going to put the statue? She told me it deserved to be showcased. Went on about how she loves it and knew it was something I would want. Her kid’s bday was a few weeks after they had a party, my sibling went to dollar store bought another castle and told my parents she got the gift already. When my aunt saw the castle her daughter got her face was priceless. My sibling told her ‘you told us how much youh loved the one you got for metemgee so much we thought we’d get daughter one also’

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Alexandra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, like it a lot. Insulting, but polite at the same time. Impeccable. Good job!

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Angelina Wilkins
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your aunt sucks, but your sister is a rockstar!

BigCityLady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well she did conjure up how much she” loved” it so it was fair play at its finest…..

QueenKittyCat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been the perfect time to ReGift😈

LiuLiu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aunt deserved it

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    #2

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received An expensive and lovely gift basket full of gourmet foods, none of which I could eat because of life threatening food allergies. The person who gave it knew about the allergies.

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was given a silver tray of prawns, crab and lobster for my 25th b'day. I have a lift-threatening shellfish allergy that everyone in my family knows about.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were trying to take you down……..

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they live with you, visit every day or week? Clearly this was for them

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who gave it to you didn't like you much....

    Kat Lyle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's shade. But now you have a gift to pass forward.

    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say "oh that's unfortunate." See how they react.

    Leslie Donsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that wasn't filled with their favorite snacks?

    WhyWouldULookThere
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be my first year with celiac disease, and I feel like because Christmas bonusen are coming I will need to give every thing away

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    #3

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received A gift basket of cucumber-melon bath goods from my ex-MIL. I'm severely allergic to cucumbers and certain types of melons. She knew about my allergies.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the local gift donation places will appreciate this lovely gift from your ex. (and I don't mean that sarcastically. If ex wants to waste their money on things you cant use just to be a petty pos, I'm sure charities will appreciate it being passed on)

    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we know how your ex-MIL felt about you

    Frank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow White, 2023 version.

    John Murphy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the weakness of your bloodline is concerning -_-

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some relatives and they don't like me, so gifts are kinda awkward, but they didn't try to kill me (not yet). Worst I received were socks few sizes too big and Barbie-themed set of pens.

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol .. pathetic attempt from the relatives 🤣 I'd colour in the socks! Actually everyone needs socks . partial win 💓

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    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not allergic but feel your pain. The smell makes me vomit 🤢

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think of it as a bonus gift for someone else that I didn't have to pay for.

    Chilli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you even do this 🤦🏽‍♀️

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    Giving someone a gift isn’t just a nice thing to do—it has a tangible positive effect on the givers, too. The American Psychological Association points out that gift-giving activates key reward pathways in our brains. Especially if the recipient is someone who we’re close to!

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    To put it bluntly: when you spend money on people other than yourself, you boost your own overall happiness. Broadly speaking, the more generous and kind we are toward others, the better we feel. Ironically, there are very selfish reasons to be altruistic.

    #4

    I was in a Secret Santa gift exchange at work. We did 4 days of little, inexpensive gifts. I received NOTHING but an insincere apology on the last day from the person who was *supposed* to be my Secret Santa. It kinda sucked because it was my first Christmas away from home and my family punished me for not coming home for the holiday by ignoring my existence for a few days. Not a gift, not a card, not a phone call. Happy ending, the next year my Secret Santa was AMAZING and gave me the most thoughtful little gifts, cleverly hidden for me to find on the job. Laura, you're one of the best coworkers I have ever ever had.

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    Bored something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a ast job secret Santa we had a $20 budget. I was a library technician in a school. I received $2.50 swimmers ear plugs and a $1.00 card that said "Shh, it's a library." My co library workers received a nice bottle of wine, and a decent size potted fruit tree. Both worth much more, probably twice, the budget.

    Neb Skram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we did that at work where the giver was anonymous i gave a fake 1oz gold bar and BOY was the receiver was soooooooo smug thinking it was a real gold bar and was soooooo not smug the next day whining about it being fake and how he was owed a real bar because he planed on buying a new TV with it it was also the office arsehole that made it more fun

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was in a special circumstance and had to spend Christmas at a clinic. I was there for 5 months and my roommate of that time was raving on the secret santa that was organised by the staff for the patients. I wasn't that keen on the idea. After a while she realised I wasn't very exited and finally got out of me that in all my life in every secret Santa I had participated I had either gotten nothing or really ugly things. Well, that year I got something special. My roomie pestered everyone behind my back until she found out who had drawn my name. Then she talked them into switching, and then she caught my husband after visiting me and roped him in to get me the perfect gift. I still have the beautiful mug she gave me, with a motive from my favourite show, and she's my best friend ever since.

    BigCityLady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s such a lovely, heartwarming and beautiful act that your best friend was committed in providing you the very best secret Santa experience!! Her feelings of your friendship was important to her and she wanted to show you that in a meaningful way!! I am so happy that you are still best friends today as well!! 💗💗

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    Erik Naumann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a gift from my boss at one of these things. It was a laser leveler/measuring tape combo, like so you could hang pictures straight on your wall. The button you'd THINK was the catch/release for the measuring tape was actually used to deploy spikes, so as to adhere it to your wall better. The way it was situated, you'd 100% nail yourself in the hand with those spikes while fiddling with it. I regifted it at a white elephant party to my brother, who immediately stabbed himself in the hand like I did. His contribution was a Kenny Rogers "best of" CD he got at a 7-11, and my whole family sang "The Gambler" for Christmas together. Memories...

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your family punished you for not coming home for the holiday? What kind of family do you have?

    J C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't participate in these kind of things.

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworkers mentioned doing a gift exchange and even mentioned some sort of swap. I shut that down real quick. We just get everyone a tiny gift to show our appreciation and if you want to get something bigger for one of your friends they by all means do it.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got a Happy Ending from a secret Santa. Too bad, I like ice cream Sundaes. (That's what a Happy Ending is... the free Sundae from Friendly that you get when you order an entree. Seriously.)

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always that ONE person to ruin the work secret santa. One bratty coworker didn't get her person anything (meanwhile she complained about the gift she received) and so the rest of us chipped in and bought her person a gift card. Still put a huge damper on the entire thing.

    C .Hunger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that's the gamble you take with Secret Santa. The adventure of not knowing is what you are signing up for.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent the maximum on the gift for who I picked... My boss (the guy who I did not ruin the life of for nearly blinding me because he had a kid on the way) gave me an empty cardboard box from the delivery we had in that day. Grabbed it in front of everyone and said "hah! That will do"...

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    #5

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received For my 16th birthday, my grandmother gave me a rain bonnet, the kind that is folded like an accordion to the size of a quarter and you buy from a fishbowl on the counter at the drugstore. They are clear plastic and have one snap under the chin. You used to see old ladies with wash and set hairstyles wear them, if they got caught in the rain. It still had the 25-cent price tag on it. Ten days later, my cousin also turned 16, and granny gave her a new car.

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.... I wonder who's her favourite? 🤔

    Kat Lyle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, OP won't have to visit her in the care home.

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    Meowzers!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my grandmas would give me a single bar of random soap each year for my birthday and Xmas. Not even a fancy soap, just a generic bar that goes in the bathroom. My brother got a card with £50 and £100 inside for birthday and Xmas. This was from my birth until I was 12 then the gifts stopped as I was too old for gifts by then. My brother continued to get money twice a year until my grandma died several years ago when my brother was in his late 30s. She did say, more than once, that she was disappointed I was a girl as she wanted my parents to have only sons to continue the family name. To add insult to injury I can't even have kids. So yeah, I was just one big disappointment to her. F**k you grandma.

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a slap in the face. I hope you got her something similar for her birthday.

    SnackbarKaat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh what a joy that would bring me, finding something just as cheap or cheaper! My mum has a friend who gifts her cheap stuff, the kinda thing you get at a school tombola or for free when you buy a magazine. My mum always gives her well-thought and decent worth gifts. I told her many times to lower the bar to her friends level...

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smell a long story behind this....

    MargyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Nan bought a boat for my brother (it was pretty s%^^) She offered to get me a gym membership, I declined

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The favoritism might be more about granny's children rather than her grandchildren.

    Ron Baza
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would still lead to the following conclusion: F**k Granny.

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    Spittnimage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope your parents had a talk with good ol granny.

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think after 16 years that this is not the first incident. At this stage I'd say "Goodbye, granny. Nice not having to do business with you any more. See you at the funeral."

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    OmMi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope ypur cousin uses that car to help her in time of need.

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is more to this story but shame on Grandma regardless of her excuses.

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    #6

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My divorce papers came in the mail on my birthday, does that count?

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    Jill Rhodry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To some that would be the best gift ever.

    MagicJacket
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine came on my wedding anniversary. To be fair, she did ask if that was a problem, and I told her no, that we both knew that day meant nothing to either of us anymore.

    Happy Homemaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, but considering how my ex tried to end my marriage, I considered it a gift because I was still alive and now I had my freedom too.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine came on the wedding anniversary. Best. Gift. Ever.

    Manny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending who filed, that would be a great gift

    Keisha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your spouse did that then I would consider being divorced from them to be a huge win.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my ex-wife divorce papers in a Christmas card on the stroke of midnight Christmas eve to Christmas day while she was f*cking my no longer best friend on the sofa in the living room. My mom then turned up at the front door to help pack my things and I was gone in less than an hour

    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who told me that the day he got his divorce papers in the mail, he actually danced next to the mailbox. Knowing her, I believe him.

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    “Oftentimes, people refer to it as the ‘warm glow,’ this intrinsic delight in doing something for someone else. But part of the uniqueness of the reward activation around gift-giving compared to something like receiving an award or winning money is that because it is social, it also activates pathways in the brain that release oxytocin, which is a neuropeptide that signals trust, safety, and connection. It’s often referred to as the ‘cuddle hormone,’” Emiliana Simon-Thomas, PhD, science director at the Greater Good Science Center, explains.

    According to her, giving and receiving a gift have more or less the same powerful effect, so long as both people care about each other.

    #7

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received The time I realised my ex MIL hated me. She told me all the things the family wanted for Xmas and I spent about a hundred dollars on everyone individually. I woke up Xmas morning to see all the presents already opened and breakfast was eaten. One present was under the tree for me; a dog mug. I'm a cat person Also i was involved in the family/with her son for 5 years at that point. I was out by may

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    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is that her husband let it happen. He did nothing to stop them, didn't wake her up in time, didn't get her something better to put under the tree, didn't save breakfast for her, nothing. It's good OP left that heartless idiot.

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was your DH as much as it was your MIL. What a trashy family to marry into. So glad you are doing better!

    Apachebathmat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex MIL wrapped up a jumper I had left at hers accidentally, that’s it, nothing else, they all thought it was hilarious… I DO NOT knock that ornament over on purpose later

    CEECEE Myers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once spent almost $200 on my boyfriend's millionaire parents for Christmas, I was making about $39,000/year. They got me a $4 wall clock and a used book they probably got for a quarter. I liked the gifts but this and my boyfriend's selfishness in other ways had me thinking about the beginning of the end.

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had moved in with a boyfriend when he bought a house. I spent $500 dollars on all the decorations. They opened gifts while I was at work. His sister says, "We didn't think you cared about these thing." "B***h I bought that tree and everything on it."

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    #8

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received One Christmas, as my wife and I visited her dad and step-mom, I was amazed at the gifts bestowed upon her younger half sisters by her folks: new MacBooks and iPhones were among the presents under the tree. As we were leaving, they handed us a gift, which we opened when we got home. What treasure awaited us? A decorative tin from Costco containing flavored popcorn — which had expired two years prior. 

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expired flavoured popcorn must be a common bad gift, because I have also received this

    BooduhCookie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Several times. My in laws had a stock pile in thier garage

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    Bamamom2boys
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds exactly like my dad and stepmother. One year, my little sister got a horse. A real horse. I got a tshirt.

    Thrillion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure speculation, this sounds like Dad was responsible for "his daughter's" gift. MIL bought "her daughter's" gifts. Dads are not always the best gift givers....

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Step mom saw it and didn't stop him, that speaks for her attitude as well.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they give you a Christmas fruitcake, cut all ties.

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My honey loves fruitcake. He would be ecstatic.

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    J. Allan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the weather outside is spiteful..

    Jeff Heise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have used the popcorn to ship them a box...filled with nothing but the popcorn.

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    #9

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received Not to me, but a coworker was gifted a colon cleanse kit.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a Secret Santa in our Customer Service department and a young male gave the 64 year old grandmother a D!ldo. Although it was Secret Santa, it was obvious to everyone who gave it by the enormous grin on his face. You could have heard a pin drop!

    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a hidden message somewhere? In the gift, of course.

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they implying you're full of s**t?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if they need it its actually rlly good

    Kat Lyle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have IBS - this might come in handy.

    Keisha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a sh**** gift.

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was a birthday gift, it was probably a playful jab at their age.

    Mel Colley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the gift you give to a politician

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    #10

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received I had a Grandma who was obsessed with dieting & consistently attempted to give me advice & try to get me to diet as an overweight teen. One birthday I got a threadbare XXXL shirt from her she picked up at a thrift store & coupons for what was known then as "diet" bread. I was maybe a Large in shirts at the time and was very insulted. I remember unwrapping the box she mailed to me with family around and my father, her son, saying something along the lines of "Christ Mom, why do you act like this with my kids?!" out loud.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the last Holiday she would be "alive" to them - Sorry she is dead and living with Satan. cut my mil off when she got mad at me and punished my kid by ignoring him on the holidays - she died alone in a hospital (none of her 5 kids were with her)- my husband passed holding my hand and our Son's

    Justin Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that. She can go somewhere besides hell. Thats too good for her.

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    kitteh floof lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother gave my brother twelve cans of slim fast, each wrapped separately, one christmas

    Melissa
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have be nice if he'd stopped after the first few and then thrown them away in front of her and continued with Christmas like nothing happened. She was going for a reaction.

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    Lene
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grandma sounds like mine. Only, I wasn't even a teenager when she put me on secret powder (slim fast) -diets when on Summer vacation in her vacation house (I was maybe 8yo). Or when she'd (along with my mom and aunt) would calculate my bmi and tell me that I was simply too fat (when I was 6 or 7).

    Himory TheDreamer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno the size of an L in this person's country but here that's far from overweight. In fact some "larges" don't fit even my partner who was underweight till very recently.

    SnackbarKaat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister received 6 cans of bell pepper soup from an aunt. It wasn't even good

    Curlz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the last line? Does this mean her father is not her biological father?

    Upil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "my father, her son" in other word : "my father, the son of my granny saying something along the ...."

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    #11

    My boyfriend once got gifted scrabble from EVERYONE for his birthday. As in, celebrated his birthday with his parents, scrabble, went to visit his cousins, scrabble, went to visit his grandparents, scrabble, he got seven copies of scrabble for his birthday, and no, it was not a funny prank or something, literally just the entire family got him scrabble without checking what other people were getting him. The kicker? He hates scrabble.

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read this as, everywhere he went, he scrabbled (played Scrabble).

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the third one I would be hysterical and the poor gift giver would be confused. This is so funny.

    Phil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year for Christmas me, my brother, my dad, and my grandfather all gave each other the same book. I think it was "Timeline" by Michael Chrichton.

    QueenKittyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad Scrabble isn't Legos. At least then he could have expanded on that gift.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's one of those people doomed to live a hard scrabble life.

    SmooshyFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone needs to throw a HUGE Scrabble Party and invite all the givers

    #12

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received The gift I gave them last year.

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    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so convient, now you don't have to buy them a gift next year!

    Nícolas Yeb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 outcomes: the person is a jerk or the gift is pretty c**p

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you got the crappy gift back that you gave someone else?

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the gifts I give would return to me. They're the things I really like.

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother: just give it back again next year. Maybe take (and give) it as a joke. Saves money, time, and nerves.

    Yes, the quality of the gift itself isn’t something to ignore. However, it’s all the effort that you put in, as well as the act of giving, that is more important. It’s not the amount of money that you spend, it’s your kindness and thoughtfulness that has to shine through. 

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    So if you feel like your imagination has been completely wrung out of any remaining creative juices, why not keep things simple? Talk to your loved ones, explain the situation, and ask what they’d like for Xmas this year. 

    #13

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received Lol my ex bought me a gift card to a steakhouse but I was a vegetarian.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons they are an ex, I presume

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big texan is a 72 oz Steak, 3 shrimp, baked potato and massive salad. Eat it all within an hour and it's free.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why two jackasses downvoted you for stating a literal fact about the picture, so take an upvote from me!

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    PunchinelloTX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a vegetarian as well, and I’m frequently given gift cards to steakhouses by passive aggressive people who are trying to, I don’t know, inform me they don’t approve of my hippie lifestyle, I guess. Also, booze. I don’t drink. But, those things make the people to whom I pass them on (explaining I can’t use them), very happy. So, the joke is on the giver.

    ZGutr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "was" a vegetarian ...... the steakhouse did that ??

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good steak houses have vegetarian options. So I don't see the issue here.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly. Just sides. (Seafood is not vegetarian.)

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    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom once gave her friend who struggled with alcoholism and was in AA a FLASK

    Devon Archer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most steakhouses have other food than just steak. I go to Texas Roadhouse for the Rolls with honey butter. So delicious.

    Istvan Kozak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of vegetable sides you can eat

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    #14

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My uncle Tommy gave me soap and a razor as a Christmas present when I was 13. Not the best message from my weird uncle to a young girl starting puberty.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all probability, Tommy asked his parents for present ideas for a teen girl, and then parents suggested she could use toiletries for shaving her legs, and so on; but didn't give him specific details. I'm willing to bet that Tommy, himself was barely mid 20's.

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year my boyfriends father would get a new electric razor for Christmas- so my BF would get his OLD one ( not cleaned) wrapped as his gift.

    Ashlyn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that she mentioned that he was a weird uncle. I feel like this wouldn't have come off as weird unless the uncle was acting weird towards her or anyone previously.

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three different people, independently, gave me razors for my 14th birthday. Of course, I'm a guy and REALLY needed them!

    kesunyian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weird as it is written... (although I can see situations where parents won't buy grooming supplies for their kids, so an uncle/aunt/grandparent could step in and buy them as a gift if asked for)

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    #15

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received An already-scratched off lottery ticket…that lost.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have told them it was a winner with 10k as the prize...then wait.

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what you find outside the gas station?

    Joe Russo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a holiday party many years ago, and the hosts gave everyone a lottery card, and turned on the reading of the lottery numbers on tv during the party. There was a *very* tense moment when several people said, "But if one of us wins, we're going to share something of the money with everyone here, right? RIGHT?!" And several us were noticeably silent in response. Very tense moments until we all lost. I thought it was hilarious. :)

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It being already scratched really had little effect on your chances of winning.

    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hate getting lottery tickets. Since the person giving it to you always says if it is a winner give me half. If I win a few hundred dollars I won't tell them. If you want to give me something give me the cash you would have used to buy it or nothing at all.

    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that to my sibling, as a joke. With a joke card.

    Marilyn Holt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dontcha think lottery tickets are dumb gifts anyway? I mean, they cost nothing and chances are you'll win nothing.

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    Alternatively, sit down and think about what they love the most in life. Maybe they’ve recently picked up a new hobby that they’re always gushing about. Or maybe you remember them complaining about how they can’t find any decent scented candles anywhere. Your gift doesn’t have to be ‘perfect,’ so long as you do your best to show how much you care for the other person. Don’t just buy something at the gas station because you’re desperate!

    Meanwhile, if your budget is too tight to splurge on anything big, consider making something using your skills. Though some might find it slightly cheesy, we think that poems, songs, and arts-and-crafts projects can be a ton of fun when done with a lot of cheer and plenty of smiles.

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    #16

    When I was in my late 20s, I received a r*pe alarm key ring from my mother in law at Christmas. For context, I’m a 6-foot tall, fairly muscular bloke. We laugh about it now. She saw “personal alarm” and remembered my wife saying how bad I was at getting up in the mornings; it never occurred to her it wasn’t an alarm *clock* of some description!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one was not given with mean intent.

    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this one was actually quite thoughtful.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny cute - does not belong on the list.

    Cricketgeeklol
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but a little relief to show that some (and I stress the word some) humans have a bit of decency in them

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this one is kinda cute. At least she tried!

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favourite....it's cute

    Molly Whuppie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this was meant as light hearted, but 6 foot tall muscular men can still be victims of assault - including the type the alarm was designed for - so imo it's not a terrible gift at all.

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    #17

    My now ex sister in law gave me a clear makeup bag. She made sure to tell me that it was free with her purchase, and that she had thrown it away, but fished it out of the trash to give to me.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother to fish her out of the trash.

    AD Sully
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of my mom's gave me a ziplock bag full of used makeup for Christmas one year. I didn't wear makeup and sure wouldn't wear USED makeup. She gave my brother a card with $20. Good times.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's a dumpster diver...

    Rae North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldve embarassed SIL so bad with my rhetoric.

    Bella Sennei
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go: don't bother taking it out of the bin... here, take it and put it right back where it belonged to.

    LSR
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said nothing , fetched a trash bin and put the ' gift' in it , right in front of her!.

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    #18

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My mom gave me her high school diploma one year for Christmas when I was 24.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, ma'am, those are non-transferrable

    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's just bizarre.

    Barong
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? So weird. (Maybe hinting disappointment if the OP did not graduate with one?)

    Rae North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally, totally dont see the point of that...unless she was trying to motivate her to finish highschool ?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had you NOT graduated HS? if not then holy passive aggressive what the hell mom!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Did she have dementia or something? I can't understand why someone would give away something like that. Just toss it if you really don't want it.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my son (8M) to a friend's(8F) birthday party. Her grandma and grandpa gave her several gifts all wrapped up which appeared to be pieces of used kitchen equipment, like a manual egg beater and a pot lid.

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a home cooked meal would have been more useful.

    QueenKittyCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more details behind this story. Did OP already graduate by then? Was Mom not int the right state of mind? Did Mumsy & OP get along at this time? Was OP upset as we are in the comments? So many questions after reading a sentence without emotions and context.

    CG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... have no words for that.

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    #19

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received For a secret Santa I received two free promotional tickets to the science museum that had already expired.

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have ripped them up then and there.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I can't just not say something to people over that kind of disrespectful sh*t. I would LOUDLY say, "Oh, thank you so much for expired tickets to a place I have never shown ANY interest in visiting. You are SO thoughtful."

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    #20

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My step-dads dad and much younger wife always give us used presents at Christmas. One year I got a tube of body wash (already a cop out), only to find some crusted product on the squeezy hole. Another year (13 at the time) I got a pair of Aldi women’s lacy underwear with the size scribbled out (they were XL). The woman came over to me after present time and said ‘I got them for myself but they were too big, I just blacked that out so you didn’t feel embarrassed’ Fkn kuntz I’d rather not get anything than have to say thank you for that

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder at what point is it the best choice to go low contact with family. For me, the above story would be that point. No one has the right to insult you, family or no.

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd hand gifts is not always a bad thing - a nice vintage piece of jewelry or a crystal vase.

    Karen Startz Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm grossing out over here...She apparently tried those panties ON before "gifting them" 🤢

    Helena R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother did this to me once, luckily not with underwear, she is/was a very unthoughtful woman

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just so weird. Just pick up a candy bar at the gas station on the way over. Without a bite taken out of it.

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only embarrassment here is the second hand kind

    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side: if you're still exchanging gifts at least you're now exempt from worrying to get the right ones. Just go on a ten bucks binge at the local dollar tree or thrift store.

    #21

    My mother has given me the same cheap boxed crystal chess set 3 times for Christmas over the last 12 years. I have no idea why but apparently she keeps buying them every time target or macys puts them out on display at Christmas.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally gave my bro in law the same novelty bar of soap twice, but at least that's something you would eventually use up and need to replace.

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL gives me the exact same sort of shower gel every year... because it's the only one that doesn't give me pimples LOL. But she also gives me a nice shirt and a generously stuffed Christmas card. So I won't complain. Ever since I married, my in-laws put the amount of money they want to give me and my husband together and split it in two so we both get the same amount. I think it's nice. And it's a really generous amount. I usually use mine to buy stuff for my garden. We live in the same house and in spring when I plant my garden I always tell her I used her money and she always looks so happy about it. I think she enjoys seeing what I do with it and it feels to her as if she gave me the plants.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a bit unrelated but as someone who occasionally enjoys a game of chess, I can't stand playing with glass sets on those glass boards. Give me a nice wooden set anyday. I found my set in a charity shop for about £10, got it home and it turns out it was worth almost £200. It's a bit worn, but to me that just gives it character :)

    K Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, I'd be worried she had early dementia...

    Al!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd regift one of them because "obviously she loves them so much"!

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is she? Would it help if you put them on prominent display (all three) next time she visits close to the holidays?

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    #22

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received a beautiful angora sweater that was 4 sizes too small and I couldnt exchange it. he wouldnt tell me where he got it.

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    Jason Melvil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to guess he did not buy and just gave you something they had

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betting it belonged to his ex or sister.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg was he telling you to loose weight without actually telling you to loose weight.. if so what a di(k

    Kat-Renee Kittel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my twenties, my aunt gave me a sweater two sizes too small on clearance without calling mom to see what size I wore. Granted this was before cell phones, but she could have called before Christmas to find out sizes.

    Mobey Drunk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For his birthday, buy a pair of steel toe boots and see kick a better idea into his head.

    Istvan Kozak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it off of homeless person

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    #23

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received I remember this one as a kid. I vaguely remember being a little kid over at my grandmother's house, and we had a random conversation one day about out how I liked the squishy toilet seats better than the hard toilet seats because they aren't as cold at night. Well, that year, for my birthday, I excitedly unwrapped the present she gave to me, only to discover...a squishy toilet seat. My grandmother gave me a toilet seat for my birthday. I get the logic but.....really, Nana?

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why this is a bad gift. She knew it was something you liked and is something very useful. Even if you already have a squishy toilet seat, those thing rip and need frequent replacement ETA: completely missed that this was a kid. My bad

    Quirinus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a gift for a kid ffs. That's like getting a bag of frozen peas for birthday because I once said I liked pea soup.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gift from the bottom of her heart to the heart of your bottom.

    llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL squishy toilet seats exist

    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why you have to be careful with what you tell people you like.... it may become your birthday or Christmas present 😅

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuk. Hygiene. Use a few squares of TP to banish the freezies instead.

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad gift given the context, but those squishy seats gross me out.

    Jennifer Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are squishy toilet seats still a thing?

    Ru Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is hilarious and cute 😄

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    #24

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My mom forgot my birthday one year & bought me a pond light from the thrift shop. it immediately started to smoke & almost caused a house fir. We don't have a pond.

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    Illegal Columbian Hippo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would stop it from smoking would be a pond.

    Amused panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it didn't stop smoking, hey, smoked fish

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I plugged in a light that was intended to be immersed in water and it got hot"

    K Tigress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that she might be getting dementia? My mom had a friend who would purchase weird stuff as gifts. One Christmas or was it my birthday, my mother's friend gave me one of those novelty bleeding eye ball candles that was for Halloween as a gift. Apparently she was slowly getting dementia. I still have the candle sitting on my desk to this day. The woman that had the dementia was a very nice woman. So every time I see the candle on my desk, it makes me smile. Sometimes I feel sad as well.

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can be many reasons why someone forgets a birthday and they are not all bad. BUT: if you then go out and buy or find this person a gift that screams "I didn't put any effort into finding you a gift that fits you" well, that tells you someone about that person.

    Slap Shot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she forgot your birthday.

    Robyn Acker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom forgot my birthday one time. HOW do you do that ???

    #25

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received The first year my husband came to Christmas with me on my dad’s side, my daughter and I each got a gift card and they gave him a ziplock with 2 pics of me as a child. He was like WTAF.

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    LegendsNeverDIE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, talking about feeling unwelcome...poor dude :(

    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have thought it was thoughtful. My wife has no albums from childhood, her house burned down. She loves old pictures. If she got two of me I'd assume she would cherish them.

    #26

    45 years ago my husband gave me an ironing board cover for my 1st anniversary. In all fairness, I had mentioned that I wanted one. I guess I should be grateful he listened to me. PS we’re still married and this gifts got better!

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    Dillon Sizemore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey you did say you needed it. If you want something as a gift from a guy tell them because otherwise we will miss the hints at what you want and buy the last thing we heard you said you need.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me only one time of gifting my husband a mop bucket to make him understand that household items are not birthday gifts. He did want a separate mop bucket for the cellar but of course that's something that has to come from the household budged.

    Steve Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, I'd like to say that we are confused about everything all the time.

    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a terrible gift then.

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence says it all.

    Liz Downing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has given me many practical gifts because he remembered that I mentioned wanting them. I've loved every one of them because he listens and cares.

    Jan Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people/women hate getting kitchen appliances. I tell people that I like them because I think of the people who gifted it to me.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a scale for valentine's day....

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    #27

    Dad's wife bankrupted two businesses where all she sold was Christmas c**p, year round, in a very small town in the middle of nowhere. After the last bankruptcy, she sent us an absolutely hideous nutcracker which is partially broken. Excess stock from her store that didn't sell. We have at least made it a joke in our chosen family where we sneak it into someone's bag on Christmas, and they sneak it back into our house at some point.

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best use you could make of this gift.

    Latchkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she trying to live out her dream of being a hallmark wife?

    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you give other presents as well.

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    #28

    A plastic tub of assorted cheap candy like Tootsie Rolls and peppermints from Walmart and a little teddy bear in a paper sack that emblazoned across the front of the sack was, “Get Well Soon”. This was a Valentines Day gift to me from a very cr*ppy high school boyfriend who had been cheating on me with another girl. I was 17 at the time and he was 19. I didn’t find out until a year or so after I dumped him that the girl he had cheated on me with was 12. TWELVE. And he had gotten her pregnant. Her parents had him arrested for statutory rape. Then they forced them to get married. Then they had three more damn kids! So, honestly, now that I think about it, I guess the s****y candy and nonsensical teddy bear wasn’t so bad after all.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have been made to register as a sex offender. Later the parents made them marry? Doesn't make much sense to me.

    Rayne OfSalt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    child marriage is legal in most american states, and a victim's parents can force someone convicted of stat rape to marry the victim. It's usually christians in the bible belt who do this.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity the 12 year old. It sounds like the family cared more about their "honor" then they did their daughter. "Your boyfriend is a pedophilic pieces of trash so you should marry him" SMH

    Thrillion
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really sad for their kids... 4 kids living with a man who had no problem going after a 12 year old. What happens when his kids are that age.... Once that line is crossed they never go back, the temptation stays with them... Also, forced marriage is wrong for all the reasons.

    Deanna Crichley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend from Poland came to stay with us for a while. At the airport, he bought me a gift. A little pink teddy bear that had "it's a girl!" embroidered on its tummy. I said "Peter, do you know what this means? " I was already just laughing. He said"Yes. The bear is a girl. She's pink!".

    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't cheat with a 12 year old, he preyed on a child

    Happy Homemaker
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please watch A&E I Was A Child Bride https://www.aetv.com/specials/i-was-a-child-bride-the-untold-story you can hear from women who have gone through this experience.

    Jeff Heise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she made his life a living hell.

    Lorem Ispum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not a bad gift, but the rest of the story is awful

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    #29

    My mom bought 2nd row concert tickets for the whole family for my 16th birthday, to a country singer they all liked and I despised (I don’t like country generally, and he was one of the worst to my ears). My mom knew I hated his music, but said the “gift” part was getting to spend time with my parents and brother before he went off to college. Sure….

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    Jonny Dio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already wanted to go see him, your birthday just came in the wrong day.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have spent exactly the same amount of time with them and your brother doing something everybody liked.

    Justin Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least something op like, seeing as its their birthday.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bev bought me Nightwish live concert tickets for my birthday a few years ago while they were touring the UK. She thought I hated it because all I did was stare at the stage, hardly moving. She apologized for the bad gift and I hugged her and told her I loved it (I did) and the reason I hardly reacted was because I was in awe of the special stage effects, the music and that I was seeing my favourite band live! It's one of my best memories ever

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said "Oh, so you gave yourself a gift.", torn up one of the tickets to signify OP won't go, then left

    BarkingSpider
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time my step mom brought home a puppy on my birthday and said it was for me so my dad wouldn't get mad at her. She didn't even let me name him. He disappeared a short time later while I was at my mom's house and I never got an explanation.

    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, my parents gifted my sis and I tickets to see New Kids on the Block back in the day. I was mortified as I absolutely hated them. Ended up being guilted to going because if I didn't go my sis and my cousin couldn't. I told my sis she'd have to my chores for the summer if I went. I was like 13 and felt like one of the myriad of parents who accompanied their kids. I just sat there the whole-time hating life and laughing at how silly my sis and cousin were acting., They even tried to chase down the tour bus afterwards.

    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like like they got the tickets for themselves instead of for you

    Dillon Sizemore
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    I would of asked for my ticket scalped it and gone to whatever the f I wanted better yer you should of taken all the tickets and scalped them. Then when they got mad about not going well its your present what you do with it is your prerogative or you could try to get a ticket setting between your family then give it away to the biggest person you could find let them enjoy the show then.

    volcanic_larva3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something Susan Heffley would do.

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    #30

    I’ve got two. When I was 11 my birthday gift was to move houses - across town, leaving the school I’d always been at and my only friends behind. No joke. The new house was ‘my gift’. Second, when I turned 15 my mother got me Bob the Builder bedsheets. I was a 15 year old girl. I had never even seen Bob the Builder.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's family were struggling financially... and OP never even realized it. Moving across town, likely to a house with a much cheaper rent, or cost, and schools that don't cost as much tax wise for the kid to go to. Bob the Builder bedsheets because they're on sale, and cheap. I bet OP has other stories like this, where looking back it should be painfully obvious that the family were doing everything they could to save money, and not let the OP realize it.

    Imagineer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think for the price of cheap Bob the Builder sheets, something a little more fitting could have been found. A pair of earrings, perhaps.

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    Papa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the second one, my maternal grandparents gave me a toy truck when I was only about two years too young to drive a real truck. The good news is, I saved it, and it's still in great shape.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some things even Bob The Builder can't fix. Namely poor tastes in gifting...?

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    It's far more than poor taste. It's parents who don't spare a thought about how the recipient of their "gifts" might feel. In fact, it's not about the recipient at all: it's only about the parents.

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    Rodg Chr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the boy in a family of older girls. So my gifts were always over/under sized girls clothing, coats, scarves etc. At 16, I boldly asked for something for ME. I got Sesame Street finger puppets. Well, I had to ask...

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    #31

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My sister got my grandfather’s glass eye and what was even better he cut a hole in it and put a string through it so she could wear it as a necklace.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been thrilled, but I'm into weird stuff.

    Wendy Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was a nurse and a former patient gifted her his glass eye. It has provided endless entertainment at parties where it gets snuck into drinks. My daughter now has possession and shares the fun with her friends.

    BossyCloud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he gift it to her when he died? Why are people giving their glass eyes as gifts? OP's grandpa was clearly alive if he made a hole through it ..

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    Alex Boyd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I know multiple peop!e who would love to own someone else's glass eye.

    Rostit. .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id honeslty like a gift like this.

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher used to take his glass eye out and warm it in his mouth when it was cold outside. :)

    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he defiately wanted to keep an eye on her

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this one can't be topped

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... kinda cute. I'd liked ot, but that doesn't mean it's a great gift for just anyone. If the sister wasn't the type, it's a horrible gift. But OP doesn't say if the sister liked it or not.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing he got a new eyeball? Or wanted to go pirate... Arrrrgh!

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    #32

    I'm a dude, and I received a magazine with Paris Hilton half-naked in it along with a tube of Vagisil. I think it was supposed to be a m*sturbation joke. but it was a really weird gift to get as a teen during Christmas in front of my family.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely is pretty weird.

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally inappropriate and shows a lack of taste that's disgusting.

    Whitefox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man... My nephew came out of the closet as a teen. It did not go well for him. My hubs, myself and his aunt were all very welcoming and ok with it. We even drove in from out of town to reassure him we love him. His dad bought him a pocket P*ssee and lube and had him open it in front of his whole extended family on Christmas morning. I am rarely speechless.. but that did the trick. He grinned leaned over and said that if his mom got a dildough he'd swap with her just loud enough that they could all hear. I nearly peed my self laughing! Gawd I love that young man !

    PunchinelloTX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions regarding the Vagisil which is not… Never mind. I’m good.

    IndigoViolent
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's a weird day when you're thinking, "God I hope whoever bought it just mistook it for lube."

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think that a photo of Paris Hilton in any state of dress would be a very effective guard against self-abuse.

    #33

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received A fur hat, for me. A vegan. An expansive spa day when I was heavily pregnant (no sauna, no hot steam, basically just the pool) Thanks hubby, you really know me.

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    Big Chungus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair on the spa thing, I would assume you could get maternity massages and facials (I did when I was in 3rd trimester)

    Dillon Sizemore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fur is bad in most cases because the animal is killed for the fur itself, but leather is actually really good because the amount of leather burnt up because the market has gotten smaller because of animals activists that spread the false information that cows were killed for thier skin when 99.9% of leather come from cows killed for meat so no nothing was killed for my leather jacket it's a meat byproduct that would go to waste if not sold because someplace already payed for the meat before the cow was killed.

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twist would be that the 'fur' isn't real 'fur'.

    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used it after the birth…along with Dad doing childcare!! Perfect!!!

    Mike Rightmire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do know that people find the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan confusing. Vegetarian: A diet. Don't give them meat to eat. Vegan: A religion, apparently. Don't give them anything having to do with a dead animal.

    Salla Jaakkola
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Finn I went to sauna weekly during my pregnancy, and when my baby was born, we took her there as well (lowest level, not hot). When we went to baby swimming classes, all mothers would go to the sauna with their babies afterwards. Babies also used to be born in saunas here before people had access to hospitals.

    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she think he wanted her to eat the hat? SMH

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    #34

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My brother once gave me a half-drunk monster and a gas station gift card with like $.20 on it. We were in our twenties.

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    Samantha Melnychuk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my brother gave me an unwashed themed movie drink cup for Christmas one year. I empathize with you!

    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a brother thing to do tho. My brothers would absolutely do that

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former stepson (who I couldn't stand) showed up with my son on Mother's Day. He reached into his bag and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels that was 2/3 empty. I had quit drinking years before.

    QueenKittyCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cheap, but not that cheap. Unless I hate someone.

    #35

    My father (old abusive drunk) promised me a car, and some tools for my workshop if I become a hunter... Took me 3 years, but I did it for him. Never heard any congratulations or anything, it took him another 2 or 3 years, to realise that he should do something for me, so he insisted on going to a hunting trip with him and his (over twice my age, I knew no one there before the trip) friends. I was skeptical about the whole trip with my father, but it turned out, the friends "carried" it, and for first 4 days we had fun without my father intervention. On the fifth day there were my birthday... The first thing that dude (my "dad) did, was to get 3 bottles of vodka in the morning, said something about having some party, in the evening. Less than one hour later, he was chugging one bottle alone, without any afterdrink, and calling me little useless s**t, and how regrets impregnating my Mother.... I was 26 years, and crying like a child. He never said "sorry" or anything about it actually. I never had a rifle in hands since then, he made me HATE hunting (also pushed me into several deppression and few S attempts, but i don't know, if this counts as a gifts)

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    Pferdchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was certain the reason for never touching a rifle again was going to be because of how tempted he was to use it inappropriately that day.

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gift he "gave" was to show you what a bad example of a human was. and he made you realize you could make YOURSELF in to a better man than he ever could dream of (presumed you are male but either way you would still be the better man)

    Freya the Wanderer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That creep forgot who is going to select his nursing home!

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    Suck it Trebek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm sure this wasn't the first time he hurt or let you down. Just know that he's the piece of trash, not you.

    Jeff Heise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised he was not "accidentally" shot with his own gun that night...

    Judy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old abusive drunk…possibly with a hunting rifle… how much do I have to pay to stay home???

    Agent of Karma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry you turned what should have been righteous anger at him against yourself.

    Oddly Me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lousy sperm donor he was!

    Deleila Charlie
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    Well, something good came out of it. You've stopped hunting.

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no more ethical way to get meat for your family and wild game is far better for the environment and your body than factory made meat. By in large hunters are more environmentally conscious then most people, they have respect for the animals they harvest and apricate the food they eat much more then people who tweet about how evil hunting is. Not to mention the rampant overpopulation of deer in my state leads to over 15k vehicle collisions every year. I would much rather those deer were harvested and used to feed people as opposed to turning into a big red stain on the highway or wandering off into the woods to die from blunt force trauma.

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    #36

    years ago, I mentioned that I wanted to see the disney movie fantasia, so christmas comes around and I get an unmarked VHS tape and they (some aunt or uncle, I don't remember) tell me it's fantasia. so I put it in a player, and I can tell it should have been fantasia, but they tried to copy from one VHS to another and the copy protection ruined the picture. I felt like such an afterthought. they didn't even check the copy to see if it was good before they gave it to me.

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    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of these are impoverished people just trying to give presents. This list is some bad some sad gifts. They might have just been trying.

    Meagan Glaser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these comments full of people who think "hmm, that was thoughtless and/or stupid- OH i GET IT they must be POOR "

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    This Face Believes You
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may actually be a really thoughtful, but poorly executed, gift. Disney keeps the demand for their older movies high by only re-releasing them one at a time and only for a short period. Illegally recording it may have been the only way to get it for you. There’s also the issue of money. Disney isn’t cheap. It’s unfortunate the copy was below standard, but I wouldn’t assume it was because you’re an after thought. Unless this was a pattern with them, of course.

    Janet L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law always gave a heap of presents wrapped in preused paper and they were always stuff like out of date sweets and really cheap shampoo/shower gel etc. TBH I would rather have nothing than stuff I can’t use. She had bags of money too.

    #37

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My niece and nephew gave me a dirty fork a few years back. I still have it in my office being held by my stormtrooper.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids giving weird gifts is totally different.

    MarieTDr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifty-five years ago, my young son bought me a ten-cent blue pearl necklace from the corner grocer. (toy necklace) It is a treasured gift of mine. I have a glass-fronted jewelry box and have it hanging where I can always see it. It can bring tears to my eyes.

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    Mallory Morrison
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister gave me a rubber pepper she stole from a grocery store when we were like 16 & 11. We're now 44 & 39 and I have it on a shelf in my kitchen. Every time she comes over we have a giggle about it. What you do when you receive a ridiculous gift really makes or breaks the gift.

    Hakitosama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some friends' baby (she's 18 months old and just the cutest thing that ever walked under the sun) just gave me a piece of the gift warp from her own b-day gift............ I'm seriously thinking of framing it 😭❤️

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    #38

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received A CD of his favorite country western songs. I loath country music.

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    Rosemary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like some country music, depending on which country it is.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't found the country songs you like, you haven't heard enough. Sure bro-country can die in a fire, but there are tons of great songs out there.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I'm not much of a country music fan, but I love me some Bonnie Guitar and Patsy Cline! And don't forget the phenomenal Ms. Dolly Parton is a country singer.

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    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My mother gifted me her favorite movie on DvD, being full aware that I hated that movie, so she just kept the DvD for herself.

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    Dainty72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are some of these mothers/stepmother's so selfish and awful?

    Happy Homemaker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know really. My stepmom gave me my dead grandmother’s broken camera that she found in the basement for Christmas one year. The look on my Dad’s face when I opened his mother’s camera was just priceless. He asked her why she chose to give me that for Christmas. I was 15. She claimed it was because we didn’t have much money for gifts. Then her 5 year old son opened a brand new $500 BMX bike. Now I knew why we didn’t have that much money for gifts. My dad asked again why she gave me his dead mother’s camera that was broken. She said she thought I would want it for sentimental value. Needless to say he took the camera, my only gift, and I never got a replacement gift. So that was the year that I got nothing for Christmas. I’m so glad I see my family very sparingly. Small doses. Small doses! 😂

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    Anna Drever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have kept the DVD and then sold it. Probably get b*gger all for it but at least mum doesn’t get it.

    Rai Serl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 16th birthday, my mom didn't even say happy happy birthday until I got home from work at 9pm. My boss threw me a little party and made my day after me telling her how upset I was. But here's the kicker: I had been begging my controlling, upright mom for permission to dye my hair, so the next day, I get a present the shape of a box of hair dye. I'm so excited... I rip the paper off, and I'm right! It's hair dye! I'm the exact. Same. Color. As my hair.

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    #40

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My late father gave my husband and myself walking canes. We're both able-bodied.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will come in useful one day tho

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living room dueling matches, and the loser does the dishes.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should be less concerned about the gift itself and more concerned that dead people are sending you gifts. /S (were the canes in his will or something?)

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canes or walking staffs? If you hike e are really handy

    Rayne OfSalt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends got me one when I turned 40 as a joke. Turned out to be very handy, as I wrecked my hip in a car crash the next year.

    InfiniteZeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're both able-bodied, so far.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always use them to whack him in the shins.

    Amanda W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to one when I pulled a muscle in my back, it was the only way I could physically leave the bed

    Gabrielle Domingues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The morning of my 50th birthday I got a notification that a delivery of 50 balloons was coming, and I was thrilled for something big and fun... This is what was delivered: F53otECXAA...c1fd7f.jpg F53otECXAAA1KDS-6583167c1fd7f.jpg

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a walking cane in the picture.

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    #41

    My ex gifted me a short film script for my 19th birthday about him being interrogated by the police after I had been r*ped and killing my fictional r*pist. (I’ve never been assaulted in real life btw). After I read it, he said “I wrote it for you to show you I’d do anything for you, I’d k*ll for you.” It was pretty disturbing and overall the worst gift I’ve ever received.

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely one thing to have these kind of thoughts (it happens in all types of loving relationships, e.g. parent imagining something happening to their child), that isn't disturbing. But telling the person about it is moving the boundary. Turning it into a script and expecting them to take pleasure in the whole set up is a big red flag that someone doesn't understand boundaries very well at all.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! Glad to know he's the ex.

    Lorem Ispum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be sweet if the crime was something like stealing, and the killing part was replaced with the person just being turned into the police, but like this it sucks.

    #42

    A cup that was stolen from The Spaghetti Factory and a package of Halloween napkins.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell the giver that you returned the cup to The Spaghetti Factory, but the Halloween napkins came in very handy during the toilet paper shortage.

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    #43

    A used hairbrush from my aunt-that she told me she picked up at a garage sale.

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    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with free head lice. Hundreds of gifts for the price of one!

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    #44

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received A half a pack of granny panties (xxl) from a boyfriend's step mom. His poor sister got the other half-yes those were a pack of his step mom's undies. I thought it was funny (for me) but incredibly cruel to BF's sister.

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    #45

    A live turtle for my wife 1,500 miles from our home. Needed birth cert, vet checkup, and a TSA approved lock and carrier. Funny how none of this was available on Christmas Day. Thankfully we found a reputable shop that was open the next day and willing to take the little guy off our hands.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neeeever give someone a pet for Christmas unless it's by prior agreement.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people gift PETS? UGH! Sure - if your kid has been begging for a puppy and the parents make a family decision and are going to be providing for it. But to other people who didn't ask for an animal? NO!

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO if you want to give a pet as a gift - Give them a gift certificate from your local humane society/ pet shelter. LOTS of animals that need homes are there - and they can take their time and find the right forever friend.

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never gift a pet unless its planned or the person asked for it and is ready. i asked for a dog for years wen i was a kid. one day my parents got me a gold fish wen i was 7. 3 years later it passed away over the summer. my birthday is in december. the same year my fish died was the same year i got a puppy for my bday. once i was an adult i learned the fish was a test to see if i can care for a dog. the fact i made a carnival goldfish live for 3 years shocked them and considered me more then ready. that dog lived for 17 years and was my best friend of all time.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to check - does this mean turtle or tortoise? I don't know with Americans as it seems to be common to have exotic pets like turtles, but also I know they call tortoises turtles for some reason. A pet tortoise would be awesome. However no one should ever give a surprise gift of a pet, that's just cruel to all involved.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To differentiate: tortoises can retract their head and limbs into their shells, but turtles cannot. Aside from the fact that tortoises live on land and turtles live in the water.

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    Pferdchen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SNL had a great skit the other night (12/2/2023) where the game show prize was a tortoise that could live 150 years, which the host just wanted to unload.

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    #46

    My ex boyfriend gave me a sexy Santa Claus lingerie set for Christmas. Of course in the presence of my family 🙃 I was mortified and that was even before I saw my parents’ faces lol

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    Featherytoad
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the girlfriend asks for lingerie, he's buying it for his own enjoyment.

    #47

    Not me but a dear friend had a boyfriend of 6ish months. She’d recently celebrated his birthday with a nice home cooked meal, flowers, a creative date night, and a jersey for his favorite team. A month later was her 30th birthday. No dinner, no flowers, all she received was… a box of k cups from Wal Mart $9.97 on rollback.

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    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The love was clearly not reciprocated.

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    #48

    When I was about 13, my grandma gave me a card for Valentine’s Day that had a paper doily in it. The card had a note that told me to “enjoy the doily”. I don’t expect a gift or anything for Valentine’s Day, and I recognize the card was a nice gesture. It’s the comment telling me to “enjoy the doily” that I won’t ever forget. What would a 13 year old boy do with that? I was really more confused than anything. Still am. I am 41 now, this has stuck with me for a while.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was grandma senile? I have some cotton doilies. Good for protecting furniture from some art and sea shells sitting on them. But I chose to use them as an adult. A paper doily is pretty much useless.

    Robyn Acker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not useless, you put a cupcake on it & have high tea :D

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    ScarletRos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step grandmother once gifted me a cotton doily “for my dressing table” and in the card I thought it said “dolly” (I was about 8 so I’d have loved a doll) and I was hell confused until I asked my mother where the doll was and she explained.

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cotton doily might have been made by your step g ma. It is/ was a popular craft.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy the doily? Well, If you already have a dartboard, yes.

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    #49

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received A rock. Not a fancy gemstone, just a rock.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context matters. I still have some of the rocks my grandkids gave me when they were little because THEY thought it was a special rock(s).

    junipurrrrr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are special rocks! (A former and current rock collector who was born plastic containers upon plastic containers of rocks.)

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh a rock is great compared to all these other stuff on the list. If I got a rock and it was a suitable size, at least it would’ve gone in the aqua tank

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker gave me a rock. I looked at him, waiting for the punch line. There wasn't one. But within a year, I had a collection of great rocks adorning my desktop. Still...when a geologist gives you a rock....what's the hidden message?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have said, "Gee, that's gneiss."

    DarkGlassSphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in a shape of a heart... Was it a gift in the middle of a random day, or a special date?

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that may not be the actual rock, rather a stock photo.

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    Jennifer Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a rock from the 1st auction my husband and I ever went to. i wrote the date on it and keep it at my desk. and yes the auction was my idea probably due to Storage Wars

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    #50

    Got measuring cups after dating someone for 6 years. One set of plastic measuring cups.

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    Kevin Snyder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife got me measuring cups last Christmas. It's exactly what I wanted! And no, I'm not kidding. We've been married a LONG time...

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a co-worker who got ribbed mercilessly because he bought his wife a weed-whacker for her birthday. He kept saying, "But that's what she wanted."

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was dating, I made it very clear that any household gifts would mean an in-depth discussion about where this relationship was going. Just because I'm a woman, it doesn't mean that I pine for a cheese grater or a coffee machine. Men who give their SO that, unless their SO's want them to, just don't know their SO that much. My humble opinion.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you stopped dating him.

    Hi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been with my wife that long. She'd think that was a nice gift... so would I. Practical and affordable.

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ex bought me a white lacy bathing suit from a certain catalog. He showed me before hand and I told him I didn't like it. He bought it anyway and I never wore it.

    #51

    MIL gave me visibly used clothes, some with stains or pilling, books with someone else’s writing in it, puzzle with missing pieces, and expired candy. All for garage sales or dumpster diving. She refuses to buy new. And no they aren’t hurting for money at all. Does the same with my kids. It’s so annoying and weird. Like I will gladly accept some cool finds on a random day. But saving this junk for a birthday or Christmas gift? Makes me feel real special, thanks.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, she's your MIL and if she doesn't want to buy new, that's her right. However, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, so I would get her used goods as well for Christmas and her birthday.

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've absolutely given gifts from thrift stores, but it's always in decent shape and stuff I know the person will like. For example, my nephew loves wrestling, so one year we gave him a huge box filled with wrestling action figures we'd thrifted. He loved it!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you have the conversation where you say this year we aren't exchanging gifts. We just want to enjoy the holidays with the family.

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    #52

    One Christmas, my mother in law bought me a small Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo plushie. We used to place it on top of our Christmas tree each year in lue of a star. I later learned that this gift was meant as an insult as years later she was p**s drunk at a family party and let it be known that she only bought it for me because "I upset you, so I bought you a Hankey" Fot context on how she "upset me" was that we tried to establish some boundaries and asked her to stop binge drinking in front of our preteen kids as she would start digging at us and the kids would always say Grandma was acting weird or different that day/night.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the gift didn't work, so kudos to you. I would avoid MIL as the plague.

    Thrillion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because they (alcoholics) are family doesn't mean you have to allow them to torture you or the the rest of the family. Cut them out completely for your sake and theirs.

    #53

    No worsts for me so far thankfully, but one of my friends once said he received a cold ball of spaghetti wadded up in foil for his birthday when he was 7 from a family member.

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    SuperTails1008
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #54

    MIL got a painting of the lamb of God from her sister and they had the whole family’s names painted on the front, my name was painted on the a*****e.

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a moment to read about WHO really rules the body - it is NOT the brain

    D20 Games
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a good piece of a$$

    #55

    My sister used to always get constant phone calls, all day long, and she was never at home. This was way before everyone had cell phones, so getting ahold of someone was tougher. Anyway, I never really bothered to write down any information about who was calling or whatever, because I guess I just didn't feel like it was my job, and we didn't have pen and paper just lying around the house. Well, my sister generally did not give me birthday gifts, so imagine my surprise that year when she did. Excited, I opened the gift to discover...a telephone Iog book, so that I could keep a written record of everyone that called her.

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    Bored something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here unpaid PA. Now you can do your job better.

    Eric Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here unpaid PA, there unpaid PA, everywhere unpaid PA!

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, It will be $1 for every message you receive payment in advance..

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell me you used the log book...

    KDS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully that threw it at their sister.

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    The Fool
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be an answering machine.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our middle child, a daughter, turned teenager, she was the one answering all the phone calls. When she went away during summer, we put a message on our voicemail to leave a message at their own risk, saying our daughter was out of town; it was better to call back at another time. That same summer, my husband had a book signing at a local book store, and when we came in to check how the arrangements were doing, the man was about to call us back, after leaving a message at his own risk. We had a good laugh and explained what was going on.

    Dillon Sizemore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would of just removed the phone from the hook if that was her private phone line as soon as she leaves for the day after that. Oh sorry you didn't get any calls today. What some guy was supposed to call to set up a date, I'm sorry but why would you leave when you knew he was calling.

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    #56

    I received a cheap plastic salad bowl with a lid…. There no food I hate more then salad 🥗 You don’t win friends with salad.

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always swap salad for alcohol because no good story starts with someone eating lettuce

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about that....have you seen pictures of people eating salad? They are always laughing! Maybe lettuce is a comedian.

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    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should probably try eating a salad...

    Crispycritter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the Simpsons reference 😁

    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry someone down voted this. I'd give you a double up vote if I could.

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    Papa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw years ago that was given out by the local livestock auction. "Eat more beef. The west wasn't won on salad."

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I got caught up in the rhythm.

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    #57

    A bolo tie. The second christmas with my girlfriend she gave me a bolo tie and nothing else. I NEVER really dress up, and when I do its pretty casual as I'm blue collar and dont have fancy clothes. And I'm definitely not some cowboy wanna be. Out of all the things she knows I like, I got a bolo tie.

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    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! I'd start wearing it!

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was a hint that she wanted to see you in that and only that?

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you live in Calgary or Texas, no one should get a bolo tie.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should ever get a bolo tie for any holiday. Or anything really.

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    #58

    When I was a kid, a shirt with a dot matrix picture of me screenprinted on it from Sears. Why?! (70s)

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    #59

    Aside from the turtle neck I was expected to be excited about at age 3, I’d have to go with the book on how to be racist. I’m still stunned at the audacity for either of these gifts. At least it wasn’t the same year.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the book was.

    Sian Edwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mein Kampf, a KKK members handbook, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the list is endless.

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    #60

    A $10 hat when that person gave my twin a $150 bag.

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    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there was thought involved. Present price doesn't have to match up. It's a gift.

    Jonny Dio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a reason for that.

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the reason being that this person clearly lacks a moral compass.

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    #61

    A Juice Box Holder with a belt clip. As in, you put your juice box in it, on your belt.

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    Hi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1992 me wants that. Really bad.

    Lorem Ispum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad gift for some people, for some an awful gift. Depends on how much you like silly novelties. I would love that.

    Rostit. .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart and stylish. I want one.

    Smiley!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I-I like Hi-C as an adult, I might need this

    Fren
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2023 me wants that, but for water bottles instead (gets hot in summer where I live)

    #62

    A boyfriend that I had to guilt to come see me for my birthday stopped at a dollar store to get me a card and a little make up kit. I was 29 years old and i don't wear makeup. He didn't even bother to sign the card. I stayed in that relationship for another 10 months lol

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    Jonny Dio
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 months and 29 days too late

    Gardener of Weeden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do some men refuse to sign cards? My husband never signed them unless I brought it back to him and MADE him sign it. I have found a stack of cards un signed that I am pretty sure he had given me over the years ( married 42 years)

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    #63

    My mom gave me tooth whitening paste last year in my stocking. Only gave it to me.

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    mommamarmar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like mom's getting a mustache bleaching kit for Christmas this year.

    MarieTDr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment goes to the top of my list of great comebacks.

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    Jennifer Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know if I'd be more upset for getting it or the fact that I can't use them on my teeth

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee MOM I saw you really need botox treatments - you are looking OLD

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year, give her a set of toy vampire's fangs...

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    #64

    My childhood karate dojo had a large Christmas party one year and everyone had a secret santa. My brother got a cool bo staff and I got...a used barbie camera (I'm a man). I was definitely bummed out.

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    Lorem Ispum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to say that you can like Barbie if you are a man. I understand you dont, just saying

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago

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    Bo. Bo Staff is like saying ATM machine.

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even close to ATM machine, lol. Bo requires context. Bo could mean more than one thing, but if you say Bo Staff everyone knows what you mean. Not everyone trains in martial arts.

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    #65

    When I first got married many years ago to my first wife my aunt and uncle were invited. Their wedding gift to us is a brown vase that had a small crack in it that had obviously been picked up at someone's garage sale or something like that.

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    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the crack got bigger... oepsie

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear Aunt and Uncle. Your gift has a crack. Stick it up yours."

    #66

    A t-shirt that said "fast food removal service" it was a secret Santa present from a coworker who didn't like me much.

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    #67

    Husband left 2 days before my birthday. It was a surprise.

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    #68

    40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received My grandmother once mailed me a shoebox with a large bag of M&M’s and a dead Venus fly trap…. I had to ask her what is was it was since it was so wilted and decayed I couldn’t figure it out. I still laugh about that and it’s been over 2 decades now. I still miss her quirkiness.

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The VFT might have been dormant and not dead. Mine look dead every winter - but come back in spring.

    #69

    For secret Santa at work, I wrote on my paper I didn't want candles. The first gift I opened from my secret Santa? Candle. Am I a joke to you?

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    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate 'secret Santas'. The concept is lame AF.

    #70

    My wife still claims i was cruel gifting my daughter canned unicorn meat. It even came with extra sparkles :(

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest granddaughter would have been traumatized by a gift like this when she was younger. She took things very literally. Hypothetical - but if I had said something like, "Wow! It's raining cats and dogs out there! They are really landing hard. I think it's breaking their legs." She would have been bawling for the hurt cats and dogs. I learned to be careful not to joke about such things because "obviously just a joke" was not obvious to her. She wasn't stupid - just took things quite literally.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, joking about animals breaking their legs wouldn't work for a lot of people, although they'd have understood that it wasn't true.

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    Dani M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the age of the daughter? 5 - cruel. 15 - hilarious

    Lorem Ispum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on if they liked it or not.

    Kracken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is right, that's a d**k move

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece would have loved that! lol

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    #71

    A large box of beat up old shoes from a thrift store. Assorted sizes, none fitting. Birthday present from my well off mom

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    Rae North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did this c**p once, huge box (that smelled upon opening), different sizes of things I wqould never wear, I'm 5'8 and there was also a Petite Sized blouse. Wine bottle earrrings after attending rehab, etc. Fortunately, I called her out on all of it and explained that gifts from her weren't like gifts, just things she imagined me or a younger her wearing.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that where I live, low-income people tend to donate more to various charities than people who are well-off? Apparently, as soon as you are well-off, you lose the ability to appreciate that other people struggle on a daily basis and that having money is all well and good, but that sharing puts value into money.

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    #72

    A Clinique makeup kit from my ex's second step mom. We all hated her. I don't wear makeup, at all. And it looked like one of those "free gift set" ones.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clinical is pretty expensive but also, it wrecked my skin badly. Took 2 years before I could wash with anything more than Luke warm water.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you must have been really allergic to something in it.

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    #73

    A long-ago boyfriend gave me a used handbag. It was an old-lady style. I'm pretty sure it came from his mother's discard pile.

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    #74

    A big cardboard box of Atari games from a friend when I was 14. I didn’t have an Atari. They were vintage even back then so no one had one. A size XXL shirt from my b***h sister in law. I wore a M at the time but she said she “had to guess” my size.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her guess was a medium because it wasn't well done.

    #75

    A box of chocolates with nuts in it (I'm severely allergic to nuts).

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    Rosemary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex couldn't eat chocolate, and I have a severe toxic intolerance to alcohol. We were gifted a box of chocolate-covered cordials. Right into the trash.

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    #76

    For my graduation of high school I got a trip to California where I was proceeded to be enrolled into a religious camp for a week. only able to do one thing I wanted, rushed, when we stayed for another couple of days. And my dad and his girlfriend got Into a fight because he was cheating and tried to drag me and her daughter into it

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    #77

    I did a Secret Santa thing in the dorms my freshman year. I was gifted a poster that was very obviously just taken off the wall. It had thumbtack holes in the corners and everything. It wasn't even a cool poster either; it was some dumb Family Guy poster.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secret Santa should be outlawed.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old job had a good angle on Secret Santa. We drew names and the office manager kept a list of who had who. She then asked each of us what we liked-ish and told our pick. Nobody knew who or exactly what, but it was still a surprise.

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    #78

    White gold earrings. They were from my ex-husband. We separated not long after. I did not, and never intended to get my ears pierced. Still don't have them pierced 18 or so years later.

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    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are valuable.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still poor in taste, which is what counts. Money is easy; manners are not.

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    #79

    for my 12th birthday my parents turned our garage into an art studio for my sister. i just recieved books:/ and thats fine! but i was a 12 year old with severe adhd and i couldnt read for longer than 5 minutes without being distracted or losing complete focus

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    #80

    I used to be bullied in high school, mostly because I had an eating disorder. So when we did secret Santa, one of the girls who bullied had my name and gave me mouldy bread with some pens stuck in it

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a highschool doing secret Santa anyway?

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school did events like this. I’m certain there was a Secret Santa for each year I was there. There were 7 of us in my graduating class and under 100 students total K-12.

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are a number of places where these pens should have gone instead....a pen holder, for instance.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I high school, we used to give each other gag gifts. My friend gave me plush Pikachu, I gave her coloring book for children.

    #81

    A flute for Christmas and I didn't even know how to play I cried I got it as a gift at a Christmas party.

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    Rae North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, at the very least you couldve sold it online and made some money.

    Marie Bellwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real a flute is very expensive

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you didn't consider the beautiful journey that is learning to play a musical instrument? Fair enough if that's not your thing, but not a 'terrible' gift by any means.

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seem like the kind of person that gives a blind kid a paint-by-numbers kit.

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    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago

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    Maybe someone should have gifted you some periods and commas.

    #82

    Fish and tackle box button covers. These dumb things that you are supposed to slide onto buttons for a button up shirt. I'd imagine they would have been too heavy and and just fallen off. I was about 8 years old and didn't fish.

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my fisher price "first tackle box".

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    #83

    One year for Christmas, my SO at the time gave me a 42 inch, black leather, studded belt. I was 5’0” and weighed 100 pounds. 😖🤬

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life hands you an oversized black studded belt, make black studded bracelets.

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, bracelets.... that's what I thinking too. I totally wasn't thinking cuffs....

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    #84

    My mother gave me a stuffed octopus for my 28th birthday when I was practically homeless

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she think you were Buttercup? (Powerpuff Girls)

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, that will have made all the difference....

    Charles McChristy
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    2 years ago

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    Why were you homeless and why was it up to your mother to rectify the situation on your birthday? I know a lot of homeless junkies that I would give a stuffed octopus to for xmas.

    #85

    My great grandmother got me fish magnets for Christmas, even though I had never shown any interest in fish. They were also of dollar store quality. The next year I got a pack of socks from her. They were size 5-8, I wear size 13.

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    #86

    Trivial Pursuit, specifically because I said not to buy it when asked. Person who got it for me then goes play it and wonders why I'm not joining in. The other one was a very kitsch decanter with shot glasses that came in a car and was a music box. It was made worst that every three seconds I had to hear how nice it was. The person who gave it basically cleared off a shelf to put it front and centre in my bedroom.

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    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts their decanter and shot glasses in the GD bedroom?!

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's okay, but it's not okay when a) you specifically mention you don't like Trivial pursuit and b) it's someone the giver likes and not the receiver.

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    #87

    Car keys.

    To a toy VW Bus.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think how old the op was is relevant here.

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    #88

    A sad balloon my crush at the time picked up on the side of the road.

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    #89

    My sister gave me a small food processor for Christmas last year. I didn't even need it, but when did decide to open it months later, it was covered in dust and didn't work. It was sealed so not sure what was up with that. I assume someone returned it to Amazon, and they packed it up and sold it as new. Either way, it was a s****y gift.

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    MasonF 2991
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like you were scammed. Try reaching out to amazon.

    #90

    When I was 10 my Aunt sent me a horse shaped plastic shoe horn for Christmas.

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have the shoehorn/lint brush my cousin gifted me when I was 8. At the time I was like, wth, but now I love it, though I have no idea how I've held on to it after losing nearly everything else.

    #91

    A shovel, and I already owned a shovel. Thanks mom!

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    #92

    For my 30th this year my parents wrapped up a bunch of things I’d left at their house from past christmases that I hadn’t wanted (cheap small cutting boards, a f*****g shower curtain, scrubbing brushes for carpet in my hardwood only home) and gifted it to me. They’d also that Christmas got me silver earrings when I only wear gold and an apron with my full name on after I’ve spent 20 years going by a nickname. Some laugh.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like they didn't want them either and decided to make it clear it was a you problem and not a them problem?

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Instead of saying "thank you" you just left the gifts behind like an ungrateful child. Yeah, we all know who the AH is here...

    Ginger Grumpybunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says they didn't say "thank you" before abandoning their gifts?

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, what if we all decided not to pretend to like presents we don't like?

    Kevin Snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother gave me a used card for Christmas once. She cut out a piece of paper and glued it over the greeting, and wrote a greeting to me. She died of cancer a month later. This was 48 years ago, and I still remember. I miss you, Nana.

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    Gabi Lawson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Op sounds a bit spoiled.

    #93

    A cologne I didn't like I don't even like cologne It looked expensive, so I felt bad for never using it

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An indicator that karma is real - I have both given and received Old Spice. LOL! Me as a kid to a step dad in the late 60s or early 70s and received it from a grandchild many years later. As a little kid I thought I was giving a nice gift and fortunately stepdad was polite about it. Last Saturday I saw it on the shelf in - I think it was Walmart - and thought, "wow, they are still pushing that stuff

    Robyn Acker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my uncle Old Spice every year ! No way he could use that much :D

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    #94

    A harambe sweater, "Cause I know you like memes." Goddamn it mom.

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    Dane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For context, Harambe was a gorilla in a US zoo - a young child got into the enclosure, and zoo-keepers had to kill the gorilla to protect the child.

    #95

    It was my 22nd birthday and I was in the backseat while my boyfriend asked his sister if he could stop at Walmart to get me a birthday gift she responded “Dude, she’s in the car”. As pissed off as I was, I was going to get my birthday hair done later so I blocked it out. He texted me to close my eyes, puts something in the trunk. When we got to the house, I was surprised with fuzzy socks, a cup, 1 rose, and 4 cupcakes. I’m usually a grateful person but we had a traumatic family death and moved across the country together. He made GREAT money, but to get fuzzy socks, a cup, and one flower? It was over about a month after that 😵‍💫

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    Joy Myers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Walmart, not Tiffany’s. What were you really expecting?

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he gave you something nice, even if it didn't cost fortune. And it wasn't intentionally offensive.

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    #96

    My husband gave me a netti pot for Christmas once. And a $130 iron. And a Roku which was basically an “us” gift. All in the same Christmas. I got him concert tickets for a band he really liked.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvoters suck. I don't particularly like the comment, but it didn't need the downvoted. And yes, I know what's next...

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    Lorem Ispum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this isn’t a bad gift, is it?

    #97

    A set of dishes from my boyfriend when I was in my late teens. I was on my own so it made sense in that regard, but clearly it was something his mother picked up and zero effort had gone into the gift. I drove to his place and left it in his car.

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    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it was well meant?

    Alexandra
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    2 years ago

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    Did the fact that his mother picked it up and that zero effort had gone into the gift escape your notice somehow?

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    Phil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming "late teens" means 17 - 19 I think it's a great gift! That's when you are beginning to start your adult life. I ate off of paper plates for a week or so when I moved out. I would have loved to have real dishes!

    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would they know his mother picked it up?

    #98

    A sake/raki drinking set. I never drink that. Obviously something picked up from the back of a closet right before leaving for my house

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    #99

    A used pencil wrapped in newspaper from a classmate when I was in preschool. Didn’t know how to react, still don’t.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe come to terms with the fact you were both in PRESCHOOL ?? Not very many 4 year olds have mastered gift giving.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that one seems like they liked you and wanted to give you something, and this is what they could come up with on their own.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a preschooler a pencil and a sheet of newspaper, and you'll be amazed what he'll come up with.

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    #100

    A leather baseball hat, from my mom. I don't even wear hats often.

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    Lorem Ispum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad, but not a good gift really. Doesn’t deserve to be on the worst gifts ever list, just a bad gift.

    #101

    An English dictionary. English is my first language.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are still very useful

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been asking for an Oxford English Dictionary for years (the one that is weighty enough to double as a blunt instrument and comes with its own stand). My husband and family think I’m joking for some reason.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eye of the beholder. English is my first language as well but I still have the Unabridged (English) Webster's dictionary my grandmother gave me for my 7th BD. She was a librarian and she knew I loved to read / words / etymology. It also had tons of extra info in the back after the Zs. These days I tend to google rather than go to the bookshelf but back in the 60s it was a pretty bomb gift and it is still a fond memory. I'm sure I got some other gifts that day but it is that dictionary I still have / still remember.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think you need a dictionary, you definitely need a dictionary.

    Herringbone
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you already knew all the words? Aren't you clever? English is my first language, but I have half a dozen dictionaries, which I use constantly. This is an excellent present.

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is silly. A dictionary is an excellent gift. English is my first language and I have multiple dictionaries/thesauruses.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dictionary used to be a common gift for a high schooler, pre internet.

    D20 Games
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know plenty of people, that English is their first language, who definitely need a dictionary.

    #102

    I was with a guy for 5 years who gifted me a choker for Christmas one year. For one... I never wear chokers. Two...the metals bits were gold colored and I only wear silver colored jewelry. Three... The rest of it was a brown lace and it had a fairy charm on it. I wear black and neons. I don't think I've ever owned something brown in my wardrobe. Not even a pair of shoes. No brown eyeshadow. Literally nothing brown. The choker itself wasn't hideous or anything, don't get me wrong. But I couldn't understand how he decided on THAT for me. It's as if no thought was out into it whatsoever. It felt like he didn't know anything about me. And that hurt. And it's the reason why it's still the worst gift someone has ever given me lol. I'm the easiest person in the world to shop for. Anyone in my life will tell you that. And the man who claimed to love me bought me something I wouldn't wear in a million years. Just that. No other gift. He didn't even wrap it. I sometimes wonder if he had just picked it up on the way to my house xmas eve

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    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the metals bits were gold colored and I only wear silver colored jewelry" man he dodged a bullet!

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? That's a perfectly reasonable preference.

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    Destiny Kruse-Brainard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of these are just from people who aren't good at gift giving. They're not malicious or cruel, just misguided.

    Ginger Grumpybunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've never actually received a terrible Christmas present but I want to join in so I'll just tell you about one that was my "worst" because I prefer people to get me more of the same kind of stuff I already have instead of taking a chance on something different that they thought I might like."

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    2 years ago

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