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We’re all guilty of having done something dumb in the past. Things that sometimes keep us awake at night or make us cringe in the middle of the workday. Remember that idiotic thing that you did way back in middle school that made everyone laugh at you? Yeah, let’s spend the next four hours obsessing over it and imagining how things couldn’t have gone worse and how everyone’s probably still laughing at you. However, getting some perspective can set us free.

That’s where the r/TerminallyStupid subreddit, an online community with just over 121k members, comes in. The group documents the times when “terminally stupid” people were “dumb in a way that threatens their safety or someone else’s.” And the things they post are most likely miles worse than anything we’ve ever done.

We’re featuring some of their best pics, so grab yourself some popcorn and get ready to dive deep into the abyss that’s known as human stupidity. We hear that, much like the universe, it’s thought to be infinite.

#1

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still, the fact that someone is writing in a foreign language is no reason to alert security. This was dumb on so many levels...

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    #2

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC, the protest was led by a retired science teacher. Explains a lot really.

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    #3

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I be riding and sliding. Haters be hating🎶

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    The subreddit is fairly fresh. r/TerminallyStupid was founded in late February of 2019 and will be celebrating its third birthday in less than two months.

    If you’re planning on becoming a member of the community, then you should keep the rules the moderators set out in mind. First things first, the content that you post has to match the spirit and direction of the subreddit itself. “Any post that does not have some terminally stupid person in them will be removed. This does not include posts about the subreddit itself,” the moderators explain that things have to be relevant.

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    #4

    *facepalms*

    *facepalms*

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But all the calcium! /s

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    #5

    Flat Earth

    Flat Earth

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    #6

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha Frosty just kicked your a$$ !

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    Meanwhile, even though at the core of the subreddit lies the desire to poke fun at people who do really dumb stuff, the moderators still care about those people’s privacy. On that note, all names have to be blurred or scratched out so that they’re not readable. The same thing applies to license plates.

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    The only exceptions are public figures and famous people who we, obviously, know and can comment on their behavior openly as much as we like. However, this doesn’t mean that the focus should be on politics. “Please, No politics. This subreddit is not going to devolve into a fight between the left and right. Users found to be in violation of this rule will be banned,” r/TerminallyStupid’s mods warn.

    #7

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recreational herbs may have been involved.

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    #8

    This Employer

    This Employer

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    #9

    Well That Sucks

    Well That Sucks

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    Previously, I interviewed Vanessa Bohns, an Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University. We spoke about embarrassment, knowledge blind spots, and how we should react when we make big blunders.

    "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa explained to Bored Panda what happens when our perception of how great we think we are doesn’t match reality.

    #10

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

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    #11

    Hmm...

    Hmm...

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    #12

    Wow, Just Wow

    Wow, Just Wow

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me this happens it really does - stupid but very entertaining!

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    "Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the expert said.

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    It’s not all doom and gloom when it comes to embarrassment. In fact, it can be a very positive force. That is if we react accordingly.

    #13

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

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    #14

    Food Can’t Fly

    Food Can’t Fly

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    #15

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooray, we can be gay with unicorn spray :D

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    “One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said.

    “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” Vanessa said that we shouldn’t feel embarrassed about feeling embarrassed. In fact, trying to hide our embarrassment can actually backfire on us.

    #16

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey stupids, when in doubt just say animal

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    #17

    Just Give It A Snorkel

    Just Give It A Snorkel

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this just left to fend for themselves.

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    #18

    Just Don’t Buy It?

    Just Don’t Buy It?

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    PupperPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free healthcare should be a human right, not a way to profit from misery.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if not free, at least affordable. Maybe the basics, such as checkups and immunizations, can be free.

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    Eduard Korhonen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insulin is free in the UK 🤷 But God Bless America...apparently

    Jcqs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they need all the help they can get.

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    Mam cymraeg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not understand American health care it's almost like they want half the people to die

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the rich don't seem to understand that if they kill off all the poor people, there'll be nobody to make their money for them.

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    Lazy leopard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just don't be sick broh! Being sick/broke/ugly is a choice! Read my self improvement book, find your flow and learn how to be mindful so you too can be awesome!1!1! I wonder if this grandiosity (I can be anything, the state can do anything) is part of the polarisation that is epidemic in society. It would explain the entitlement and the continuous disappointment when unrealistic expectations cannot be met. (on a more serious note: Real question is why no one has started a drug company purely to capture this market. Sell insulin for 15$ and become a dominant brand overnight. Probably a lot of red tape that prevents such an obvious solution, although I do understand why Sanders would not be the first to mention that.)

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, thought you were going full Joel Osteen for a minute. :whew:

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    Lila Wells
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have similar problems with affording my epi-pen. Sometimes my insurance pays, sometimes they refuse. Getting 4 epi-pens, something I absolutely cannot go without, costs 5000$. Its ridiculous!

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pff you can have a trip to Europe for that and bring a box of epi-pens back home. Would be way more fun.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is you will die.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we'll never have universal health care. We have a stupidity epidemic on our hands.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying "big pharma" and "all about the money" usually results in mocking from all corners, so what about when it's categorically proven that they're hiking prices for everything MASSIVELY? Be cheaper to fly vials over from *any other country full of decent human beings*

    Ripley Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that is the American attitude:"can't afford insurance or health care? Just die."

    Laura Silverstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I’d be annoyed if I was being extorted $540 to keep living

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just die! I don't see what the problem is ... !

    That Bored Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying of an illness that you can't pay to receive treatment for? Just don't. Don't be sick

    Keelin O
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i do not understand what the problem is." yeah no s**t bro

    Stephanie Keith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he not understand, that hardworking people are not earning enough to pay for their medicine? Why is it so hard for anyone to understand that humans need certain things to literally stay alive? Everyone should be earning enough to exist and keep themselves going.

    Bsully3
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! My mom has Type 1 Diabetes and has to pay an arm and a leg for just a few weeks supply of vials and equipment.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my ex was first diagnosed with diabetes in 1987, insulin was $12/vial. He had two different types of insulin so he paid $24 for insulin a month. The glucose meter we got was $325 then strips bought on top of it. Once he got insurance he paid next to nothing for insulin and strips. It's horrible that corporate greed can take over this lifesaving med.

    Zillyboy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Der_Kil understands capitalism anyway.

    EP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um sir. Diabetics don’t have the luxury of not buying their medicine. They need it to live.

    Frannie Kaplan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why it's not illegal

    Brian bell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Der_Kil, You don't buy, you die. There in lies the problem.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people with Diabetes type 1, it's buy and stay alive, or don't buy and die. That's the problem.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the kind of people that also say "just use birth control and you'll be fine" when it comes to abortion and reproductive rights.

    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the US and New Zealand allow drug manufacturers to advertise on TV. Get rid of the advertisements, save billions in advertising for the drug manufacturers, which should lower drug costs...lower the risk of unnecessary and potential death by drugs prescribed by kickback doctors...get rid of the shameful politicians who lobby for this., and on and on.

    Kellie Whyte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, obviously Der_Kil doesn't get it. Do you reckon he tells cancer patients not to have chemo too if it is so expensive???

    Jeffrey Diehl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada that same vial is about $5.50.

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect way to put an end to all your problems.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't understand the problem? Don't just buy insulin??? WTF?

    Casmera Norwich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you wait long enough problem will be solved naturally .....

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad that has type 2 diabetes: guess I'll die

    maper sam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that commie is a lunatic and should go live in North Korea.

    JennaMae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't be such a prevalent illness if 80% of easily acquired foods weren't so sugar and preservative filled.....

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad here in Canada it's like 10 bucks

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. You do not understand.

    MorgothBauglir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Government regulations are estimated by Christopher Conover to cost the healthcare industry hundreds of billions every year. It's not capitalism's fault healthcare prices are ridiculous, it's the government's fault, with its regulations preventing competition and keeping prices high. In a free market, if one company charges ridiculous prices, you would purchase from another company, and the first company would be forced to lower prices to compete. This isn't happening, however, because of government regulations keeping prices high.

    BlahBlah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW they are ruling now. How much is insulin now? : )

    Mark Buckrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are the I-L-E-R flags for?

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is no one is offering it for $6.00.

    Mark Johanen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second vial costs $5 to make. The first vial cost $1 billion. It takes years of expensive research to develop a new medicine. And then you have to go through a government approval process that takes years and costs millions more.

    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this still true? I'm sure there was a story in another thread here in the last few days from someone who brought in a bill to change that but can't find it right now. Confused.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we have someone who doesn’t get it. Boy, I was worried for a moment!

    This Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is definitely an idiot, but that doesn't make Bernie any better.

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    4 years ago

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    I find it funnier that liberals are claiming to "Drop prices of Medication", considering they're the ones FUNDING the corporations and passing laws to benefit them even farther.

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    4 years ago

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    This is not true, the person he is referring to is the person who discovered the method of getting pig insulin out of pigs and for human use, a method we no longer use because of how it treats the pigs. We use a very different method today. However the reason why it is expensive is due to a govt regulation around medications that bernie voted against repealing twice. Drug companies in the US do not have high profit margins off of insulin, the cost is due to government caused problems that have no rhyme of reason, but for some reason sticks around. We eliminate this one regulation, and we get costs down to under $10 a dose and lower many other medication costs. But we would also need to lay off a lot of govt employees whose jobs revolve around these bad regulations, which Sanders doesnt want. Demonize pharma is easier than admitting this is a problem the govt caused and can fix in an instant.

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    If this was his only platform, he may have gotten in the White House. It's everything else that made him bat sh!t crazy.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem was he couldn't explain how we'd pay for his plans.

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    “The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in,” she said. In short, owning up to having done something downright dumb and incredibly stupid by embracing our embarrassment is the mature, emotionally healthy way to react. Trying to hide the fact that we messed up, however, won’t win us any friends.

    #19

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

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    Chich
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all for democracy and all but some people really are too stupid to be allowed to vote and especially hold office.

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    #20

    Locked Out

    Locked Out

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    #21

    Jesus....

    Jesus....

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    #23

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, every time I read these kinds of things, some of my brain cells commit suicide :(

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    #24

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

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    #25

    Dumba**

    Dumba**

    "Just sitting here.....eating popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in..."

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    #26

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

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    #27

    Damn Bumbledoofus

    Damn Bumbledoofus

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of her breaks will be a blast...

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    #28

    Free

    Free

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    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to think that behind the grey boxes it says "ninjas". Damn ninjas stealing condoms. Yep. I'm going to go with that.

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    #29

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

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    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one "made" you do anything

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    #30

    Oh America

    Oh America

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    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we in the UK celebrate the 4th of July as the day we banished you from the empire

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    #31

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a$$hole does this ffs? Poor doggy.

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    #32

    Everything Is Food To Us:

    Everything Is Food To Us:

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    #33

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

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    #34

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

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    #35

    We Take Dumb Risks

    We Take Dumb Risks

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put anything in a place where you wouldn't put "Richard" in - Security rule 101

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    #36

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thank God the rest of us have freeways to hold the diseases at bay! /s

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    #37

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some anti-vaxxer once said to a friend of mine "I won't take the vaccine. I'd rather die healthy" like wtf!!

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    #38

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that as we get more and more technologically advanced some of us are getting proportionately more stupid?

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    #39

    Mind Blowing

    Mind Blowing

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be efficient but not quite getting it

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    #40

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

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    #41

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

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    #42

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sensible thought, poorly executed. Next time, try a baking sheet and for goodness sake use oven mitts when you pull it out!

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    #43

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

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    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has a potty mouth?

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    #44

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondered why I had the urge to lick my fingers after sanitizing my hands!

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    #45

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    "I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !"

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling shenanigans on this one. That's far more mercury than you'd get in the average thermometer.

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    #46

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

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    #47

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

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    #48

    Painted Himself In A Corner

    Painted Himself In A Corner

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    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nope boss, can't move on to the next site, if I move it'll disturb the paint. I just have to wait here for a while..." All he needs is a chair

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    #49

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

    PM-ME-FUNFACTS Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, done that. It was late, Saturday evening, glass of rosé and I sipped the water for my paintbrush and didn't even notice so I guess I'd had enough rosé already Haaaahaha.

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    #50

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.

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    #51

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

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    King Kashue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, medical care is super affordable in Costa Rica. Not only do they have a good public health care system, the private health care is of such a high quality and low price, it's one of the most common "Medical Tourism" destinations around.

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    #52

    Anything

    Anything

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas booster energy drink. Fart your way to the New Years Party ....

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    #53

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

    titanicman119 Report

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know, the fast iCharge function of every new iPhone from iPhone12 upward, allows you to fully charge your completely flat battery in just two minutes on High setting in the microwave?

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    #54

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

    RealLucid Report

    Tee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 subscribers and I need 5 more to quit my job!

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    #55

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

    SmallCubes Report

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus also didn't live in a house with running water and electronics, or wear printed t-shirts. I guess it's back to the desert for you little lady.

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    #56

    For Some Reason

    For Some Reason

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anticipating the color of blue they'll be when their lungs shoot craps.

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    #57

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

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    #58

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA AH AHA AHA YOUR SUPPOSED TOO SELL WHEN ITS A HIGHER PRICE

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    #59

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let Apple hear about it or it will become a feature.

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    #60

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, and for no reason, the universe just says "f**k you"

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    #61

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

    imgur.com Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm... Concerned about the darker stuff in the middle

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    #62

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

    namnthrax Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Brain Bennet: On BP you have to clearly mark when you're joking or being sarcastic. A lot of pandas would do each and everything in this topic without a worry in the world.

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    #63

    And They Are Connected How?

    And They Are Connected How?

    Coolpool785 Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law and justice are not the same thing. Many bad things are done because "its the law"

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    #64

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

    CapitalCourse Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I held the crystals in my hand a unicorn came and started praying for me and said I was the chosen one.

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    #65

    Facepalm

    Facepalm

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    #66

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

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    #67

    Dumb Activities

    Dumb Activities

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    #68

    You F**king What Mate?

    You F**king What Mate?

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it any wonder that this person will be arrested at some point?

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    #69

    I Mean, Anything

    I Mean, Anything

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    #70

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another Mr./Ms. "I can't even make toast without setting something on fire".

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    #71

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

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    #72

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could he even swallow anymore after the first bite?

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    #73

    Cooking With Engine Oil

    Cooking With Engine Oil

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    Tee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People cannot be this stupid! Motor oil?

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    #74

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

    SirBallBag Report

    Tee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasoline? You...Gasoline? For cars...Gasoline right? I'm...GASOLINE!

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    #75

    Rip

    Rip

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    Racha Singto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No death was reported though. Original from 2017 but resurfaced 2020 with death mentioned by online columnist, not news channel. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/south-african-pastor-encouraged-worshippers-to-drink-rat-poison/BQ7V5KE5Y57XGIISLFKDF46BDE/

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    #76

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

    Coolpool785 Report

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    #77

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hat and stupidity go hand in hand

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    #78

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

    xyzjoysibar Report

    #79

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

    BoujeePartySocks Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's totally OK to block 2 handicap spaces by parking like a demented Brussels sprout without a driver's license.

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    #80

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    "I ALMOST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they say "Keep the home fires burning!"

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    #81

    Just What Hell

    Just What Hell

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not convinced this is true. There has been an urban legend around since the '90s about a cleaner at a hospital unplugging the life support to plug in the floor polisher. The story supposedly took place at a hospital in South Africa, but follow-ups showed it never happened. Then a few years later I saw the same story on the news (here in South Africa) about it happening it Zimbabwe. It never happened!

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    #82

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just want to be oppressed soooo badly... *facepalm*

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    #83

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

    Coolpool785 Report

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is an example of stupidity, it's an excuse for racism

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    #84

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    Dr_Emmet_Brown Report

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    #85

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

    RhinoInAHat Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His ribs can be removed. He has no brain to remove so...

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    #86

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

    willgibbins16 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one, what's custom life?

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    #87

    Screenshot

    Screenshot

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way I could see this working is if you took a screenshot then drew where the cracks were

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    #88

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

    Proctor410 Report

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    #89

    Men Cause C*****

    Men Cause C*****

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    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the one who thought the word was, er, sound like "count"?

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    #90

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

    starbitcandies Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think maybe I should apply to BP for a job about how repetitive some of this stuff is and work in finding more content thats not going to be repeated in a months time...

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    #91

    Found In The Washington Post

    Found In The Washington Post

    Fgfrid Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't cook anything from another culture, that's cultural appropriation and therefor racist" - serious topic on Twitter and "news" websites some months ago

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    #92

    Speakers

    Speakers

    wallahi Report

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    #93

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

    moneymountain13 Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this should be here... Lighthearted stupidity is one thing, some of these entries are a little morbid, but this is disgusting and rather disturbing to read. It's not stupidity, it's a deliberate denial of reality with fake statistics for the purposes of making women seem inferior and giving 'reasons' to hate them (and possibly to ignore any r*pe accusations because 'its just made up, you can't trust them.) A completely different kind of horror that the other posts

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