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We’re all guilty of having done something dumb in the past. Things that sometimes keep us awake at night or make us cringe in the middle of the workday. Remember that idiotic thing that you did way back in middle school that made everyone laugh at you? Yeah, let’s spend the next four hours obsessing over it and imagining how things couldn’t have gone worse and how everyone’s probably still laughing at you. However, getting some perspective can set us free.

That’s where the r/TerminallyStupid subreddit, an online community with just over 121k members, comes in. The group documents the times when “terminally stupid” people were “dumb in a way that threatens their safety or someone else’s.” And the things they post are most likely miles worse than anything we’ve ever done.

We’re featuring some of their best pics, so grab yourself some popcorn and get ready to dive deep into the abyss that’s known as human stupidity. We hear that, much like the universe, it’s thought to be infinite.

#1

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid

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Andy Acceber
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still, the fact that someone is writing in a foreign language is no reason to alert security. This was dumb on so many levels...

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    #2

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

    How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?

    crabtimeyumyum Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC, the protest was led by a retired science teacher. Explains a lot really.

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    #3

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

    We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:

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    Michelle M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I be riding and sliding. Haters be hating🎶

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    The subreddit is fairly fresh. r/TerminallyStupid was founded in late February of 2019 and will be celebrating its third birthday in less than two months.

    If you’re planning on becoming a member of the community, then you should keep the rules the moderators set out in mind. First things first, the content that you post has to match the spirit and direction of the subreddit itself. “Any post that does not have some terminally stupid person in them will be removed. This does not include posts about the subreddit itself,” the moderators explain that things have to be relevant.

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    #4

    *facepalms*

    *facepalms*

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But all the calcium! /s

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    #5

    Flat Earth

    Flat Earth

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    #6

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

    To Destroy A Giant Snowman

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha Frosty just kicked your a$$ !

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    Meanwhile, even though at the core of the subreddit lies the desire to poke fun at people who do really dumb stuff, the moderators still care about those people’s privacy. On that note, all names have to be blurred or scratched out so that they’re not readable. The same thing applies to license plates.

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    The only exceptions are public figures and famous people who we, obviously, know and can comment on their behavior openly as much as we like. However, this doesn’t mean that the focus should be on politics. “Please, No politics. This subreddit is not going to devolve into a fight between the left and right. Users found to be in violation of this rule will be banned,” r/TerminallyStupid’s mods warn.

    #7

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

    We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recreational herbs may have been involved.

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    #8

    This Employer

    This Employer

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    #9

    Well That Sucks

    Well That Sucks

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    Previously, I interviewed Vanessa Bohns, an Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University. We spoke about embarrassment, knowledge blind spots, and how we should react when we make big blunders.

    "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa explained to Bored Panda what happens when our perception of how great we think we are doesn’t match reality.

    #10

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

    Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!

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    #11

    Hmm...

    Hmm...

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    #12

    Wow, Just Wow

    Wow, Just Wow

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me this happens it really does - stupid but very entertaining!

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    "Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the expert said.

    It’s not all doom and gloom when it comes to embarrassment. In fact, it can be a very positive force. That is if we react accordingly.

    #13

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

    Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing

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    #14

    Food Can’t Fly

    Food Can’t Fly

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    #15

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

    Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooray, we can be gay with unicorn spray :D

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just made a weird laugh sound at a family event dammit 😂

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I'm gay because my parents let me eat skittles before my immune system was strong enough to block out the homo

    Naomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's Christian he should know that the rainbow was acc from god as a promise never to flood the earth like he did when Noah was around again... aka he's a dumbass lol

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this person clearly never read the part about Noah's ark and God's rainbow...

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say this. Honestly the people who shout the loudest about the Bible hardly seem to have read it.

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    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell you the truth, it's not just Christians that have a monopoly on stupidity. I finally had to stop visiting some friends when they turned conspiracy theorists. In our case, it was government chemtrails being used to control the weather and indoctrinate our minds. They put up signs in their yard about it. Every airplane that flew over was spreading mind control chemicals. If you can parse it, they have valid concerns, but it was too paranoid. To this day, they still believe that this covid is a hoax that the illuminati have brought upon us. I miss them. They are nice people but they cracked under the strain.

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make them tinfoil hats for New Year and tell they're free from mind control now! Oh, and to avoid bad consequences after vaccination just tell them to put half of raw potato to the place of injection, it will suck all the poison, and microchip will die too) If they don't believe ask them to spill starch water on their computer)))

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so all I have to do to be gay is get sprayed with rainbow? Why didn't someone tell me?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? I'm wonder if I only spray half of my body with rainbow if I'll be bisexual...double the options and all that?

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, what is wrong with us?

    Kristoffer Rahbek-Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these people get dressed in the morning?

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gov is spraying the rainbows on the ppl!! Do not let the gay touch u!!!

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a few pages before, God gave the rainbow as an alliance symbol that he shall never send a great flood to destroy humans again.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone better tell these folks that God sent Noah a rainbow. (Genesis 9, IIRC.)

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor excuse of a believer has not even read Genesis. Do they not know the origin of the rainbow?

    Mark Karol-Chik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go on and spray a proud boys event!

    tw 72
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing we are missing is the glitter dragon!

    ADDee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this photo is in China!

    Megan The Viking Traveler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f*ck, I am gay and with no chemicals!!!

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm straight and love rainbows. Am I converting??!!

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    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if they go outside when there's rain and the sun is shining they probably think they're cursed

    MissyKrissy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if they were "out kids" then they were already gay, right?!

    Chloe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    us gays have polluted the sky now 😉

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml I just have to share this, this post reminded me of it. So I was out with friends and this kid was annoying us (he has broken people's phones and stolen people's stuff) and was following us. Then we were mucking about and he was trying to piss us off so he was like omg you guys are so gay. Most of us are part of the LGBTQ+ community so we were all like. Yes yes we are. Then we crushed up my pringles and turned it into 'gay confetti' and threw it at him. It was funny as hell then he was just like YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR HURTING ME. Keep in mind that 1. This kid is like 8 or 9 and 2. We threw pringles crumbs at him. And he asked us to at one point he was like throw them at me then. So he walked off in a huff and left us alone. Gay confetti ftw

    Not a Made up Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg Religion being ANTI-LGBT. How strange!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just designate one big state like Texas or Alaska to dump all the stupid people in?

    *cries in gay*
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could’ve seen this being sprayed on me because I love my colors

    Leonofski
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stop and just talk to these people their logic just fall apart. Why would the government have any interest in making people gay? No seriously, because in the end everything boils down to economics. So why would the government spend a considerable amount of money investing in what can only be described as a pretty advanced (and probably magical might I add) chemical that turns people gay and dump it in the water? I am pretty sure gay people don't pay more taxes than straight people, or spend more money to move the economy. So why?!

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a joke... I hope.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a joke 😅

    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who are patently as stupid as f*ck'...

    devi L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the "government rainbow" was shining on me when I was being birthed lol

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the rainbow was a sign from the same God that his punishment of mankind was over....i gues the flood thingy???. So basically here it shows we are good to go and get off the f*****g delusional judgemental high horse

    Aylwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorant and stupid Christians like this just makes it hard for the rest of us

    Richard Portman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry so much Aylwyn, just because they call themselves Christians it doesn't mean they are.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chapter 20 of what book of the Bible? The one you made up?

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear people are just getting dumber and dumber and more ridiculous every day in the world. Yes let’s quote something that was made 2000+ years ago by mentally ill people. No offence to anyone here I like everyone a BP just I don’t like stupid people at the person who posted this originally LOL

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s better to be dumb and straight??

    «-¥𝒖𝒘𝒂-»
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people are like this. It's really stupid

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k you ! Your kids are gay because they want to be gay . F**k you and your rainbows. All gay children run towards the rainbows !!

    Ryleigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. If you told me she got a F in science, I would believe you 100%

    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also doesn't understand how to quote scripture.... you can't just say what chapter & verse, there's like a lot of different books in the Bible. Leviticus has a few "gems" like this one..

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God created the rainbow after the flood a promise to never destroy the world by flood again. Know the whole Bible people.

    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are born gay, some achieve gayness, others have gayness thrust upon them.

    ZonkeY_the_DonkeY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don' think they should be put to death but it is kinda sketch and perverted

    Lady of the Mountains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....I don't think that's scripture, I've noticed tgey don't cite a book

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And darn those Lucky Charms cereals! Making our children gay by forcing them to eat the rainbows!

    Artistic Mermaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and why the hell is that a bad thing? im a little pissed cuz they saying that gay is bad and my uncle is gay

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's gay to drive big manly tanker

    Andrew Pugg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snorted my drink through my nose lol.

    Duncan Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole cherry picking of Leviticus is getting so old. I hope the dude (for surely the OP was male) doesn't have a tattoo, or a nice cotton/poly blend sweater or even a nice ham and cheese on rye. Sheesh.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that bible verse means pedophiles, right? Besides that, its next level stupid to not know how light reflection works

    Starlee87
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know who said that

    BisexualBaddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can personally attest to her claim. I mean, I saw this half rainbow and it did indeed turn me half gay. It's a crazy world.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a truck spraying gay-water segue to a man lying with a male as a woman? I’m sexually confused now.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they load the gay into the truck?

    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so upsetting. I can’t believe that someone actually thinks that’s true and that others believe them. It’s mind blowing to me. Also, if someone isn’t forcing you as a man to leave your wife and be gay w a man but you want to be with your wife, then I get this but I have never heard of that scenario. People don’t just go around separating straights and saying you’re now going to be gay. If someone made me be with someone I didn’t want to id be pissed. I imagine that’s how all the gays feel on the regular as their parents try to force the opposite gender on them and they say not my child. He or she isn’t gay.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chapter 20 Verse 13 of what book, “Stupidity for Dummies”?

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O.o soon not only are there grammatical errors but um what book from the Bible dude???

    PebbleBoy Gaming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the name people give Christians. If someone goes to church a few times a year then apparently they are a Christian and they say it proudly, and then when they say or do stupid stuff people are like, oh no the Christians are bad. So annoying.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a photo from China

    Mag Swag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao i know almost nothing about the bible but i know that’s not what it says

    Bob Standen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once used a toilet a gay man had used, I felt really queer after it for an hour or so.

    Octavi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what bible book I dont remember that s**t woman

    Gerald Jarick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are more efficient devices, like soft power...

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the government even do that - a long-term investment in the arts maybe?

    Abby Wiley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chapter 20? I believe that’s not how the Bible works… if that’s even what their quoting.

    Daniel Engel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can begin with the spelling ? we can then proceed to the punctuation

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean the rainbow God sent Noah made Noah gay? Didn't think about this, did you?

    bxttery_bxby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a bisexual non-binary person: So. This means I can sleep with anyone?

    JillyMack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they've conveniently omitted to say which actual book of the Bible this comes from. And what a moron

    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a rainbow makes you gay do people really believe this or they just don't want you to ask them to help you move

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment below should read gay rights spray!

    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God made them in his own image.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Lol some times all you can say is wow

    Blondhrsecrzy2021
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's,Chapter 20 verse 13? Me thinks this is a troll post...

    Lilith the Demon Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leviticus... but who the f**k knows what was in the original and how it was meant before all the "lost in translation" happened

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    Simzabandz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh please, shut up mahn! shut it! We love Gay people alright...

    Autumn
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    3 years ago

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    …… I’m disgusted

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    3 years ago

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    You can make anything fit what matches the crap you believe. But you can't make believe anything when it's picked and chosen and claim you know what God thinks or said. So it's not even argument. And how have all these super people avoided the gas that what, just falls W***y Nilly. These are the same folks that preach crap they say s$&t they must think doesn't apply to them. How many sex scandals have we seen in the religious bullshit artists who have taken oaths with their hands on the same Bible as the rest of us. I just want to be a fly on the wall when they explain it to God. He's heard it all. So you better have some good lawyers. They can't be there. So you better have a back up plan. This is worth all the crap we go through on earth. This is the golden ticket and I really think once is enough. Move me wherever but I don't want to do it over. I spent years working with kids with autism, shaken baby syndrome, neglect. They wanted more out of life. Not just more.

    Douglas Turner
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    3 years ago

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    Aren't "out kids" ALREADY gay, by definition?

    Ham Explosion
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    3 years ago

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    The government isnt doing s**t, its the zoomers that keep thinking its a trend and going "OoH FeEL soWy FO Me CUz I CHOSe ThiS as A tRenD" after they see all the other people being gay and so its all a tiktok trend now. Im not homophobic i just hate those people (people who actually choose to be that way are fine, and good for you if you are). Like why

    Jennifer Bugaj Koehler
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    3 years ago

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    Well they are using chemicals, but I don’t think this is it. It’s in vaccines. There are aborted fetal cells in vaccines. So if a young boy is given shots containing the female aborted fetal cells it’s is linked in this way. I don’t hold it past the chemtrailing either

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    God hates lgbtq+ So if you are on here every last one of you with the gay spray are mistakes fresh out the womb

    MustardLemon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, isn't God's whole thing loving all of his creations? Why would he create something he hates? Humans are his creation, including the ones who are gay. If God hates LGBTQ+ I think he should re-evaluate his morals. Also how do you know he hates gay people? Did he tell you? Because if so, thats dope man.

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    “One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said.

    “So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” Vanessa said that we shouldn’t feel embarrassed about feeling embarrassed. In fact, trying to hide our embarrassment can actually backfire on us.

    #16

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

    I Love Reptiles, Too...

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey stupids, when in doubt just say animal

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    #17

    Just Give It A Snorkel

    Just Give It A Snorkel

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    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this just left to fend for themselves.

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    #18

    Just Don’t Buy It?

    Just Don’t Buy It?

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    PupperPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free healthcare should be a human right, not a way to profit from misery.

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    “The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in,” she said. In short, owning up to having done something downright dumb and incredibly stupid by embracing our embarrassment is the mature, emotionally healthy way to react. Trying to hide the fact that we messed up, however, won’t win us any friends.

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    #19

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

    Brexit At A Whole New Level

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all for democracy and all but some people really are too stupid to be allowed to vote and especially hold office.

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    #20

    Locked Out

    Locked Out

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    #21

    Jesus....

    Jesus....

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    #23

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

    Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes

    satriales856 Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, every time I read these kinds of things, some of my brain cells commit suicide :(

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    #24

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

    Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...

    reddit.com Report

    #25

    Dumba**

    Dumba**

    "Just sitting here.....eating popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in..."

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    #26

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

    15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather

    freak329 Report

    #27

    Damn Bumbledoofus

    Damn Bumbledoofus

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of her breaks will be a blast...

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    #28

    Free

    Free

    KoolAidsman69 Report

    ilikeplants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to think that behind the grey boxes it says "ninjas". Damn ninjas stealing condoms. Yep. I'm going to go with that.

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    #29

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

    No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds

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    #30

    Oh America

    Oh America

    FUDTASTIC Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we in the UK celebrate the 4th of July as the day we banished you from the empire

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    #31

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

    This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a$$hole does this ffs? Poor doggy.

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    #32

    Everything Is Food To Us:

    Everything Is Food To Us:

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    #33

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

    This Guys Asking The Important Questions!

    ZxGIRxZ Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!

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    #34

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

    Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....

    Energylegs23 Report

    #35

    We Take Dumb Risks

    We Take Dumb Risks

    mondaycures Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put anything in a place where you wouldn't put "Richard" in - Security rule 101

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    #36

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thank God the rest of us have freeways to hold the diseases at bay! /s

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    #37

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

    We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some anti-vaxxer once said to a friend of mine "I won't take the vaccine. I'd rather die healthy" like wtf!!

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    #38

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

    Kids And Their Cell Phones

    nastygeek Report

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that as we get more and more technologically advanced some of us are getting proportionately more stupid?

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    #39

    Mind Blowing

    Mind Blowing

    Tokyoz Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be efficient but not quite getting it

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    #40

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

    We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate

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    #41

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

    Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle

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    #42

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

    My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops

    hoginlly Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sensible thought, poorly executed. Next time, try a baking sheet and for goodness sake use oven mitts when you pull it out!

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    #43

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

    Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly

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    #44

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

    We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondered why I had the urge to lick my fingers after sanitizing my hands!

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    #45

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances

    "I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !"

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling shenanigans on this one. That's far more mercury than you'd get in the average thermometer.

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    #46

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

    Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him

    someonelseyoumightknow Report

    #47

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

    Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails

    reddit.com Report

    #48

    Painted Himself In A Corner

    Painted Himself In A Corner

    basshead541 Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nope boss, can't move on to the next site, if I move it'll disturb the paint. I just have to wait here for a while..." All he needs is a chair

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    #49

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

    Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?

    PM-ME-FUNFACTS Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, done that. It was late, Saturday evening, glass of rosé and I sipped the water for my paintbrush and didn't even notice so I guess I'd had enough rosé already Haaaahaha.

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    #50

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

    Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top

    SaraBear250 Report

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.

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    #51

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

    ‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’

    childofburningtime Report

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, medical care is super affordable in Costa Rica. Not only do they have a good public health care system, the private health care is of such a high quality and low price, it's one of the most common "Medical Tourism" destinations around.

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    #52

    Anything

    Anything

    burgervonstadt Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas booster energy drink. Fart your way to the New Years Party ....

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    #53

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

    Sandpaper To The Windshield

    titanicman119 Report

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know, the fast iCharge function of every new iPhone from iPhone12 upward, allows you to fully charge your completely flat battery in just two minutes on High setting in the microwave?

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    #54

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

    I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job

    RealLucid Report

    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 subscribers and I need 5 more to quit my job!

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    #55

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

    “Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”

    SmallCubes Report

    Karin Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus also didn't live in a house with running water and electronics, or wear printed t-shirts. I guess it's back to the desert for you little lady.

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    #56

    For Some Reason

    For Some Reason

    TCSnaky Report

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anticipating the color of blue they'll be when their lungs shoot craps.

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    #57

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

    A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today

    reddit.com Report

    #58

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

    We Have Zero Money Management Skills

    PleasePressF Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA AH AHA AHA YOUR SUPPOSED TOO SELL WHEN ITS A HIGHER PRICE

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    #59

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

    A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open

    reddit.com Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let Apple hear about it or it will become a feature.

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    #60

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?

    nkraus90 Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, and for no reason, the universe just says "f**k you"

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    #61

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

    My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam

    imgur.com Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm... Concerned about the darker stuff in the middle

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    #62

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

    When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...

    namnthrax Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Brain Bennet: On BP you have to clearly mark when you're joking or being sarcastic. A lot of pandas would do each and everything in this topic without a worry in the world.

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    #63

    And They Are Connected How?

    And They Are Connected How?

    Coolpool785 Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Law and justice are not the same thing. Many bad things are done because "its the law"

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    #64

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

    Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...

    CapitalCourse Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I held the crystals in my hand a unicorn came and started praying for me and said I was the chosen one.

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    #65

    Facepalm

    Facepalm

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    #66

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

    We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong

    unknown Report

    #67

    Dumb Activities

    Dumb Activities

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    #68

    You F**king What Mate?

    You F**king What Mate?

    Coolpool785 Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it any wonder that this person will be arrested at some point?

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    #69

    I Mean, Anything

    I Mean, Anything

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    #70

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

    We're Very, Very Slow To React

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    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another Mr./Ms. "I can't even make toast without setting something on fire".

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    #71

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

    Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend

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    #72

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

    My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could he even swallow anymore after the first bite?

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    #73

    Cooking With Engine Oil

    Cooking With Engine Oil

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    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People cannot be this stupid! Motor oil?

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    #74

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

    If He Wasn't Before He Is Now

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    Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasoline? You...Gasoline? For cars...Gasoline right? I'm...GASOLINE!

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    #75

    Rip

    Rip

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    Racha Singto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No death was reported though. Original from 2017 but resurfaced 2020 with death mentioned by online columnist, not news channel. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/south-african-pastor-encouraged-worshippers-to-drink-rat-poison/BQ7V5KE5Y57XGIISLFKDF46BDE/

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    #76

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

    I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day

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    #77

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

    I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hat and stupidity go hand in hand

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    #78

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

    When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram

    xyzjoysibar Report

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    #79

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

    “But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”

    BoujeePartySocks Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's totally OK to block 2 handicap spaces by parking like a demented Brussels sprout without a driver's license.

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    #80

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking

    "I ALMOST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN"

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they say "Keep the home fires burning!"

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    #81

    Just What Hell

    Just What Hell

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not convinced this is true. There has been an urban legend around since the '90s about a cleaner at a hospital unplugging the life support to plug in the floor polisher. The story supposedly took place at a hospital in South Africa, but follow-ups showed it never happened. Then a few years later I saw the same story on the news (here in South Africa) about it happening it Zimbabwe. It never happened!

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    #82

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

    Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation

    Coolpool785 Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just want to be oppressed soooo badly... *facepalm*

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    #83

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

    We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...

    Coolpool785 Report

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is an example of stupidity, it's an excuse for racism

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    #84

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    Dr_Emmet_Brown Report

    #85

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

    Why Is Snapchat So Stupid

    RhinoInAHat Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His ribs can be removed. He has no brain to remove so...

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    #86

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

    Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist

    willgibbins16 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one, what's custom life?

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    #87

    Screenshot

    Screenshot

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    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way I could see this working is if you took a screenshot then drew where the cracks were

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    #88

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

    I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World

    Proctor410 Report

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    #89

    Men Cause C*****

    Men Cause C*****

    PieCreeper Report

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the one who thought the word was, er, sound like "count"?

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    #90

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

    I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes

    starbitcandies Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think maybe I should apply to BP for a job about how repetitive some of this stuff is and work in finding more content thats not going to be repeated in a months time...

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    #91

    Found In The Washington Post

    Found In The Washington Post

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't cook anything from another culture, that's cultural appropriation and therefor racist" - serious topic on Twitter and "news" websites some months ago

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    #92

    Speakers

    Speakers

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    #93

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

    A Little Something From R/Mgtow

    moneymountain13 Report

    Miriam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this should be here... Lighthearted stupidity is one thing, some of these entries are a little morbid, but this is disgusting and rather disturbing to read. It's not stupidity, it's a deliberate denial of reality with fake statistics for the purposes of making women seem inferior and giving 'reasons' to hate them (and possibly to ignore any r*pe accusations because 'its just made up, you can't trust them.) A completely different kind of horror that the other posts

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