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Tastefully offensive—what a delightful oxymoron. Causing someone to feel resentful, upset, or annoyed in an appropriate manner that shows good aesthetic judgment. Cheers to that! Oh, was it a bit confusing? Don’t worry, the following tweets and memes will embody the meaning. 

Shared by the Social Media Page "Tastefully Offensive," these bits of human communication add some much-needed spice to our daily lives, especially when they reflect the more chaotic aspects of what it means to be a human in 2023. Or at least, what’s left of us… 

Upvote your favorites, leave comments with your thoughts (and jokes, because we all need a laugh or two), and make sure to check out the previous article Bored Panda did on this page; it’ll have more funny bits, so you might want to clickity-clack on that hyperlink. Now let’s get into the madness! 

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Life is a complex bucket full of unknowns. You put your hand into the murky water, continuously wondering what you’ll find. Some days it’s a few golden coins; other times it’s a slimy electric eel that’s not too happy to be disturbed. Thing is, you can’t avoid shoving your hand in it, elbow-deep, as it is part of the human experience. 

Those said experiences can be very nicely summed up in 280 characters or less, as over 368 million monthly active users worldwide do so on a daily basis. Twitter is the place to be if you want to get immersed in chaos, but for those of us that can’t handle the extent of it, this social media page called “Tastefully Offensive” shares the most painfully relatable tweets out there. 

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more and more I read to my son the more I realize I need to learn to talk. Archipelago was one of the recent ones

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    The page’s slogan is “The True Memeing Of Life.” But what is it actually like to be a human? What is the purpose of it all? Is there a purpose at all to be sat in front of your glowy screen, using your hands to swipe across a bit of glass for hours on end, just to get a hit of happiness? Lots of questions, and I don’t know if we’ll find any answers, but let’s try!

    The “human condition” can be defined as the features and key events of human life, including birth, learning, emotion, aspiration, morality, conflict, and death. Sometimes it is even referred to as the meaning of life, and, not surprisingly, this topic has intrigued and perplexed the minds of philosophers, religious figures, and scientists alike. 

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    Buddhism teaches that existence is a perpetual cycle of suffering, death, and rebirth from which humans can be liberated via the Noble Eightfold Path. Meanwhile, many Christians believe that humans are born in a sinful condition and are doomed in the afterlife unless they receive salvation through Jesus Christ.

    Philosophers have provided many perspectives on the meaning of life. Many know of René Descartes’ quote, “I think, therefore I am.” He believed the human mind, particularly its faculty of reason, to be the primary determiner of truth. One modern school, existentialism, attempts to resolve an individual’s sense of disorientation and confusion in a universe believed to be absurd. 

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix movies need to make more sense while I’m scrolling on my phone and not actually paying attention

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear those kind of people hover their hands over the horn the moment they stop at a red light. It’s the only explanation for how quick the blow it the moment the light goes green

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    Perhaps more fundamental concepts summarize the more universal aspects of the human condition: 1. An awareness of the inevitability of suffering and death, 2. An understanding of evil and sin, and 3. The recognition of an intelligent being who intervenes in human affairs. 

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    The more we grow, the more of these we realize, as well as the absolute fact of how fragile life is. There is, inherent in the human condition, an uneasiness as we search for peace and calm. As William James says, “There is something wrong about us as we naturally stand.” Material possessions, no matter how plentiful, cannot make us happy, and thus, we search for more. 

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    EvilNob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When kiss of Poseidon turns into kiss of Elsa.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And started calling him dad. 🥹

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    On the other side of the same coin, we have nihilism, a philosophy that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. Essentially, life is meaningless, human values are baseless, and knowledge is impossible. 

    It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. Among philosophers, Friedrich Nietzsche is most often associated with nihilism. For Nietzsche, there is no objective order or structure in the world except what we give it. 

    A common thread in the literature of the existentialists is coping with the emotional anguish arising from our confrontation with nothingness, and they expended great energy responding to the question of whether surviving it was possible. Passionate commitment, be it to conquest, creation, or whatever, is itself meaningless. Welcome to nihilism.

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    Ryan Winters
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then forgetting that and putting it in the sink where it promptly gets something nasty on it

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the cinema any more. I always need to have a wee at some point, it's too loud, the snacks cost too much, it all costs too much, I can't pause it, the seats are uncomfortable and there are other people there.

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg me too! I’m always shocked and confused that it’s red. Maybe “vert verde” in other languages throws me off.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I was adopted into a Mexican family and grew up hearing Spanish as often as I heard English. Knowing that "verde" means "green" DOES make me think "vermillion" should be a shade of green XD

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    Captain Kyra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chartreuse is it's opposite, it doesn't look like it sounds

    Rumina Io
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to say this! They need to swap!

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    Penny Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had an argument with a car salesman where I tried to explain that no, "vertigo" was not a good name for that shade of green.

    NamiKoa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep thinking that too! Maybe because of vert and verde being green in other languages you just assume it's green times a million.

    Iampenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm proud to say that I have never had this problem, mainly because I had never heard of the colour vermillion before.

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness, that reminds me, the only reason I know this word is that way back in 7th grade I wrote a creative writing piece for English class in which the gym teacher which we all hated was having a heart attack and "couldn't chase us past the vermillion lockers"... I just looked up a fancy word for red and that was what I found.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s cos it makes you think of verdant.

    Telmo Belo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermelho is the Portuguese word for Red, so i never thought the rest of the world would get this confusion...

    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s "ver". In several latin languages, ver is the root of green. For example, in French, we say vert.

    Carol Emory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Verde is green in Spanish. And I agree with you 100%.

    Guinevere89
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And vert is green in French which is why I think of it. Agree with your agreement.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it doesn't mean green million? How many worms had to die?!!! (In French, "vert" with a silent "t" is green; "ver" is worm.)

    Michelle Gauchot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And 'puce'! How is puce not green?

    Mickipickie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're looking for a verdant vermillion

    Satan Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art students and bees are the only ones who know the difference.

    Jessica J.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like puce....it should be a green, not a purple!

    Gawaget The Object Thingy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I hear this work I picture the green dress Scarlett made from the curtains in Gone With the Wind

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a vermillion dollars it would be green, not red.

    Annie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with chartreuse...it is green but feels like a red word

    The Darkest Timeline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because “million” makes you think of money?

    Sophie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it sounds like vert? Which is green in french?

    Electric Comet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assume it’s yellow, like the kind of yellow old paper turns. Lol

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one to feel like this.

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too funny! Vermillion WANTS to be green!!! Maybe it’s because verte is green and verMILLION just sounds like the beginning to a delicious hue to green….

    Ann-Marie Bentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's because it's similar to vert which means green in French.

    Katie the Koala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF VERMILLION IS BLUE IN MY BRAIN LOL

    Loki C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my synesthesia, the word itself is a plum purple. The color is still disappointingly red though.

    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verde is why. It catches me too, every time. Vermillion sounds like it has verde as a root, etymologically speaking.

    elsieairhead
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermillion sounds like reptilian, and therefore sounds green.

    Blue Faerie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puce should be a greenish brownish color but it's actually pinkish

    Brianne Amos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel like chartreuse is also the wrong color. It should be some shade of pink, or even a light blue, but definitely not a yellow-green.

    PotatoPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like chartreuse sounds like a purplish red to me

    Worst Cop in Britain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because of the similarity to viridian

    ._.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's always given me green lizard vibes

    Shannen Spence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something a blonde would ask.. 'How much is 'vermillion'?--

    Ashley Harrold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of words starting with ver have a meaning involving green, i.e. Verdant

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s true about verde in Spanish but there’s also bermellón, which translates vermilion.

    Adam King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermilion and chartreuse need to trade.

    Natalia Linnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhymes with “chameleon” and that one is green ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Mar (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear to god I used to have a tube of green paint called "vermilion hue" or smth

    Wednesday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And chartreuse is green and not pink.

    Palwasha Masood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your brain confused vermilion and viridian?

    Sherry Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It’s true!!! I’ve always felt the same!!

    ShadowStalker36
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might just be mixing it up with "Viridian"

    Kim Lorton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I love the word Verdant, and lush. When reading or hearing these words my mind instantly goes to a lush green garden and emerald grass, green trees and flowers and a soft, warm breeze!

    Jenni Frovarp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave the same problem with chartreuse. Keep wanting to think it’s red

    Fred Baumann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that be a word like ... verdigris?

    Erica Cochrane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have the same problem with puce. it's a shade of red. i think it should be a kind of beige.

    Elizabeth Butler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that word and the color. I love that there is a river and a county in Indiana named Vermillion.

    Janet Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so agree. Same with puce, it should be the color of puke.

    Dana Patterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like cyan should be a shade of yellow. I said what I said

    tragicaltales
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The color vermillion makes me unreasonably angry, I just hate it

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of something I saw a while ago that the names of vermillion and chartrues need to be switched

    Sydnie Laney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same...thats why i was confused why queen scarlets son was named after that-

    Melissa Hamed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chartreuse is the one that throws me because I can't remember if it's a bright green or a bright pink.

    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad that it's not rat or mouse colored....vermin-llion

    Jeremy Evans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her lack of capitalization bothers me.

    M J
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a point. I know as a color it refers specifically to the red mercury mineral cinnabar, but no one (including perhaps the etymologists) seems to know how that came to be, since it's derived from the Latin for worm.

    Heather Wolmarans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was THE ONLY ONE who always saw green when I read vermillion. Thank you, a thousand times thank you.

    Todd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a word to describe a butt load of rats

    Barbra E. Nyberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to explain, cause this crafter, and fantasy fan says vermillion is so red. Fuchsia, however, should be yellow. Can't explain why too you, cause my brain can't explain it to me.

    awkward_archangel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I never thought of it as green, probably because my grandmother is a hobby painter, so I used to read the color names on her oil paint tubes

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it as a sort of oxidized copper green, myself

    Kate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, it’s not green?!? Seriously???

    Giovana Klinke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In portuguese it makes sense, actually. Green is "Verde" but red is "vermelho"

    Catherine Monelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds too much like viridian. Which is a shade of green.

    Catlover129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What???? It’s not green? Damn! I need to cancel the car I ordered online! 😬

    Jennifer Gilmore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only knew it as an exit on the Ohio turnpike. Hooray for new knowledge!

    Panama Jack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. Vermillion sounds green

    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me till the last 5 words

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m color blind so I’ll believe it’s whatever you tell me it is.

    Kevin Ber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the excreted dye from the little worm vermillion is named after excreted green instead.

    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I thought of was "Beetlejuice," the movie...I think he wants to spray paint a room Vermillion? Makes me think of the word "villian" too.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I have to consciously stop and think.

    Ivana Bašić
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disappointed it's not pasta. It sounds like pasta.

    Lynn Reese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I associate it with yellow because it makes me think of vermicelli.

    KAREN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like million and I think even non US citizens think of money as green because the US dollar so popular worldwide on TV and in advertising and movies.

    Moezzzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MEEEE TOOOOO!!! I hate that it's not a beautiful shade of green!!!

    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm upset that sage isn't a shade of grey.

    hi myself, gay weirdo🇺🇦️‍‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cuz virmidian is a shade of green (I think if I’m remembering the name correctly)

    v
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even an annoying shade of red.

    Robin Childers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does seem like it should describe green.

    Cthulhu Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait!?! It isn't green.... Sad face

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the ver link, but for whatever reason, the million makes me think red. It's weird.

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermillion is my friends last name.

    Olive Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a rat to me. I always get it confused with "vermin".

    Damien Teran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be thinking of viridian.

    Sadie Richert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. It’s RED???? How am I just finding this out NOW???

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too near from "vermelho" (red) for me to think any other color than a shade of red.

    Liz Orreo trex ago go
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verm means worm...maybe it's from those red worms

    aubergine10003
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this, because to me, "chartreuse" sounds like a red/pink word.

    Jayzee R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another point to make you sad is that it has only one "l" in it making it less like a million dollars, which may be green.

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re thinking of that other V-word color: Verdigris.

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds orangey to me lol

    Illicit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure everyone goes through this phase, even briefly.

    Danielle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally thought vermillion was a shade of green!!! I swear I've seen green paint called vermillion!

    Alewa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anything, it should be a number.

    Laura Gillette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! I think it's because green is vert in French and verde in Spanish and vermillion starts with VER.

    Anonymouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's puce and/or cyan. I feel like they should be red, but I don't know why.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from there is a river called the vermillion and it's suddenly all making sense.

    Bethboo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viridian is a shade of green though, a teal green I beleive

    DuchessDegu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense in Portuguese (vermelho = red)

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so you guys are telling me that vermillion is red, chartreuse is yellow-green and sapphire is blue? Nothing makes sense anymore... Did I wake up in a parallel universe? What is going on?! So weird...

    kath morgan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you thinking of viridian

    Mystery Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a type of noodle

    Zoe DiAnni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I feel about puce!

    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viridian is a shade of green.

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viridian is the word you're looking for!

    Ryan Winters
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a type of dragon so yes green is most appropriate, guess it's a red dragon

    Cassandra Reese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermillion does sound like it should be red instead of green and chartreuse should be green instead of red

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    The question of our existence is complex and multifaceted, as one would expect such a question to be—wherever you look, there will be a theory as to what your life should aspire to be, or not be. So choose one and run with it. At the end of the day, we can live another day for some juicy Twitter content and good laughs with a cup of coffee. 

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, here me out... Cereal tasting

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PREACH! At this point we should get a petition going

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    mayaexists
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought this said cancer development at first

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaand there’s the existential crisis I mentioned in a previous comment. So if you’ll excuse me

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds a lot more wholesome than when I google to see how many cast members are dead. Everyone dead = a bingo! Scull! (In my defence, I do watch a great many old b&w movies).

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it "let go" when I clearly haven't lost anything?

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you free to come and sort my house out now that you’ve finished your Spring cleaning?

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit BP, now I'm never gonna hear this song without thinking of this!

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    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: In the UK, they used to be called Opal Fruits until they changed it to Starburst. And Snickers was Marathon. Anyone else remember that?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. I think I found my lost brethren JORDAN COME BACK THE TROOPS NEED YOU

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    Anon Ymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently ignoring a show on Netflix to scroll BP 😅

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    Sarah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German, it's brutal [Brutto (Gross)] to see what you could've earned!

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    Lizz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone see "The glass onion"?

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo guys, I found this cool glitch. I hope the Earth devs don't patch it soon

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. The price of eating out is going up just as much.

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes better straight out of the bucket. When it’s still hard. With a fork.

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Isn't that normal? It is right?..... Right?!

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t get me started on those moments when it’s just like: I’m very sore right now. Me: what, why? My body: 🤷

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    SealOfDisapproval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Savo region of Finland, this is called a kalakukko, which translates to fish-rooster. It's not really a pocket though, but a big loaf-sized rye bread filled with fish an pork.

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    EvilNob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you are from the US without telling us you are from the US.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my perfect ending. As such, not gonna happen...

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    Scp_049
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I even OPEN my emails is when I'm signing up for something, like making an account on a gaming website, and they send a verification email.

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    indiecognition
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depravity like that will take you down a rocky road

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first aid officer at my last job was scared of blood, so I did all the blood stuff. Her answer to this question would have been a firm "maybe".

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how his tied-back hair gets more and more discombobulated as the glasses builds go on XD

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what you are getting with a Holiday Inn, Airbnb is too much of a gamble for me.

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was holding three of them and they all went off simultaneously and I may have panicked a little 😅

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    Mona Stevenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I usually feel resentment and impending boredom in those three minutes.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOooo! You have to say hello to everyone as you enter. That's how it works in Switzerland, at least. So civilised.

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    all 4 paws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if next year were gonna be laughing at this or crying at this, i should set a reminder for myself lol

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a moment like this early in my career. Basically some guy came by and asked me what was going on. Went off about how messed up things were and how I was trying to fix it but no one would listen. Ended up getting promoted. Can guess who it was

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rawdog just creates such a vivid X X X picture in my head.

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll send you my number. Never had a bad conversation about cereal.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way! Arms are too short. May have dictated though...

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    Captain Kyra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was day one for my husband, the man just turns his brain off and goes to sleep?! I can't and I'm jealous

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spaghetti with... m e a t b a l l

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shouldn't really matter who bangs who (as long as all participants give consent).

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeans pre-ripped have always brought out my disapproval and that will never change.

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is going on in that profile picture?!

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    PigSquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck I do that now, no sense spending money on hotdog or hamburger buns and eat two just to toss the rest. Waste of money

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conveniently the cereal box is sized perfectly to fill up the hot tub

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby sister got kicked out of her Kung Fu class because somehow she got too good for her age and kinda injured a grown man. They said that she was too young to learn proper control. She's 42 and we're still waiting on that.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying "my life sucks" when things go wrong: - self-deprecating - depressing - makes you sad Saying "Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wouldn't want this for me" when things go wrong: - motivating - makes you think about Spinosaurus - reminds you that Spinosaurus cares for you (I stole this from a meme but it felt relevant)

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget my employee ID number, or any passwords that were not written down (because I just knew I would remember them).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation for all dogs on BP: woof bark arf arf woof-woof barrrrk

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow still there are 6 chips in there and half are broken

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget all the delicious coffee

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    Lesley Relph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I saw an interview (Graham Norton I think) Ehen she revealed it was made up by her parents. Can't remember her real name but it's an embellishment

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO! Please don't stir the conspiracy theorists up more!

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I head straight for all various forms of social media, and with shaking hands and dread filled heart check what hammered me was up to last night and whether I’ll need to change my name and move to Siberia. Delete! Delete! 😳😂

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    SealOfDisapproval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a green pig who has just finished building a nice castle.

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    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget what got shoved up there when I first moved. Can't find x item? Mystery cabinet!

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    Fabian Bernard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend is like that, I stopped playing because it raised too much drama

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with my puppy, who is half German Shepherd. If you've ever owned a GSD, you know that they absolutely do talk back XD

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BA DA DEE DA BE DAA DA BA DEE DA BE DAA

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me about 3x to determine which was which

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    Thomas Bentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Not to do with Food and Health/ Housing/ and What Would Happen if a Toddler was Trying to Get Someone into Space, respectively.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about zoom meeting that must include the two old balcony muppet guys and their commentary throughout?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need more Scooby snacks if I am going to finish reading this thread.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I can tell, their only purposes are to fulfill masochists and slow down consumption.

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    Lunar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'jelly' here actually means 'jam'?

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