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We usually think of our friends as pretty great human beings. Whether we’re facing troubles, need encouragement to pursue our dreams, or simply want to celebrate the good times, they’re always by our side. Yet, even they are not immune to doing something dumb.

But instead of letting them spend hours obsessing over their blunders, we’re here to laugh with them. And Pallavi Gunalan, a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor, provided a perfect example of that. A few days ago, she made a tweet about her friend who tried to microwave a frozen burrito. Here comes the silly part — when it didn’t work, "she threw the burrito away and tried heating up a different one".

Pallavi’s story inspired hundreds of people to share the funny, ridiculous, and straight-up stupid things their friends ever said or did. So get ready to dive into some of the best answers Bored Panda has selected from the thread. Upvote the ones that made you laugh and share your own stories in the comment section below.

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Cecily Holland
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t confuse stupid people. It’s mean… no it’s not

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by chance, had she and her parents lived life solely in the us

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess where on earth that happened...

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    Pallavi Gunalan’s tweet prompted a deluge of reactions. Many users chimed in with countless encounters where they witnessed their friends doing something ludicrous or downright dumb. Later on, Pallavi also posted a follow-up tweet about her friend’s situation: "I gave her an extra microwave I had. Really hoping she didn’t throw it away."

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    Well, let’s face it — we all have friends whose approach to life seems a little outlandish. While moments like these make us wonder whether people around us are not the smartest ones, we also start to remember the little mishaps we have done in our past. Basically, everyone has had their fair share of foolish moments.

    While we easily brand many situations in life as "stupid", the word still sounds a bit subjective. Just think about a situation where you miss your bus stop, believe you’ll ace a test without studying, or trip over because you were captivated by your social media feed. According to scientists, we instantly call these things stupid because we are very quick to label it.

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the mother just wanted a break from awful kid recorder practice

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought. No one wants to listen to a kid playing a recorder.

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me, when I was a kid, I was not allowed to say the word 'snake' aloud, for snakes would hear it and come and bite me. -_-

    Ellis Tamura
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I thought it was just my anxiety tbh.

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    Anine C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a mom making up a story so she can have some quiet evening time.

    nibs sbin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tep, my mom did that (successfully) with me when I complained my bedtime was earlier than all the other kids in neighborhood; said boys needed sleep to grow up big.

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the longest time I figured that when people said they played the recorder I thought they meant a tape recorder. Kept wondering why you'd need classes for that. (Not a native English speaker obviously)

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of an incident I had with rats, back when I used to live in Hamelin.

    Killer Kween Gunpowder Gelatin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh, I'm not allowed to whistle at night, my mum and grandmother says that snakes will come to the house as they are attracted due to the shrill noises :]

    OhForSmegSake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my culture we aren't allowed to whistle at night or the Hairy Man will come snatch you

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was afraid your hidden snake tamer powers would awaken

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was that politician who said that solar panels are bad because we'd use up all of the sun?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s crazy how people are still superstitious, I was told that my MIL said fireworks angered the Lord because it came too close to him

    KT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol 100% mom needed a sanity break

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My recorder brings all the snakes to the yard."

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no normal response to superstition. They are going to believe what they want, so let them.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until she finds out that most terrestrial snakes are diurnal.

    Anna Lessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a superstition in my country. Playing woodwind instruments at night can attract snakes.

    Lisa Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you were sorta a cross between the Pied Piper and Saint Patrick....

    Johnny Frank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the recorder she was afraid of! Come on.

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done anything to to listen to a recorder playing in my house. And not only I own one, I play it too, but there is nothing more shrill than a beginner recorder player.

    BO
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next level parenting right there.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the power to summon snakes. :D

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of this is you still believing that!

    Giga Bit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can summon both my cats to my room when I play my recorder.

    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago

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    Someone was dropped on her head as a child

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    #6

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who has 2 advanced degrees from top universities and who speaks 7 languages... give me wrong directions to her house. Where she'd lived for 10 years.

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    A study by researchers from Eotvos Lornand University in Hungary and Baylor University in Texas argue that studying why and when people call certain actions stupid can offer psychological insight. Not only because finding and declaring something as "stupid" is a simple everyday activity but also because it reflects how "people adjust their own behavior and expect others to."

    The researchers wanted to find out "why we call certain actions stupid irrespective of [a person's] cognitive abilities," and to do that, they needed to understand what people mean by it. The main author of this study, Dr. Balázs Aczél, told Medical Daily that he and his colleagues were surprised to find very few studies have been done on this topic before.

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he is persistent I'll give him that

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad! Never heard of instructions?

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    While it may seem odd to learn how people decide that a thought or an action is straight-up dumb, scientists went on a mission to tackle this challenge. "Given how frequently we find situations in everyday life in which we do, or would, call someone's action 'stupid,' one would think we should understand when and why people experience this feeling," Dr. Aczél said.

    Researchers collected and analyzed real-life examples of what people constitute as foolish. They gathered a sample of 180 news stories and other online content from news sites like The New York Times, BBC, and TMZ, and also blogs, forums, and other publicly available publications where people characterized actions described there as stupid.

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    They presented the stories to more than 150 Hungarian undergrad students, who had to fill out a questionnaire. People had to rate "the intensity of the stupidity on display," as well as explain why they thought any given action was stupid by choosing one of many categories (such as overconfidence and fatigue).

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    Trillian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's it with people in the US not believing anything they haven't personally tried or witnessed and yet this being such a religious country? I mean, come ON?

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wealthy or not, would you not like ... I don't know ... TALK to your daughter if she did something like that even once?

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought that somehow his breath could change...his voice???

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, he bought a house at 24?????

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    The researchers divided participants’ answers into three distinct categories. The first one was called confident ignorance, when someone takes risks without having adequate skills and knowledge — and overestimating oneself is the highest level of stupidity. As an example, they provided a story about a burglar who meant to steal cellphones but lifted GPS devices instead, which led the police straight to him.

    The second kind of stupidity was called absentmindedness, and it refers to people who failed to do the right thing because of a distraction or, again, inadequate skills. The last category, a lack of control, results from obsessive or addictive behavior, "such as someone who cancels on a friend because they can’t pull themselves away from something."

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz it was the burrito's fault for not heating up inside the broken oven. What a shtupid burrito!

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got one like that… If her brains were TNT she couldn’t concuss an ant

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    Silas Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he told them when the power went out?

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    Dr. Aczél revealed they found 90 percent of students agreed on whether they would call an action stupid or not. "It shows that we use this label very similarly. Based on this, we would think that we must know what 'stupid' means," he explained. "People often think that it is strongly linked to low IQ. Our findings show that people attribute stupid to three independent situations."

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    Klorx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to everyone’s favorite game: Sheltered, sleep deprived, or plain ignorant?

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be this rich but not this stupid...

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    The findings of this study "bring us closer to understanding people’s conception of unintelligent behavior while emphasizing the broader psychological perspectives of studying the attribute of stupid in everyday life."

    "We would like to explore whether discovering incongruities in our environment has an adaptive function," Dr. Aczél mentioned. "Maybe if we observe stupid actions of others, then it may make us less likely to make mistakes ourselves. So, if we are right, then finding something stupid may make us upset, but also a bit smarter in our actions."

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '12 sure signs you were a spoilt and rich child'

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a large nail-like kitchen item that you use for exactly that purpose. It's called, wait for it, a potato nail.

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    Not A Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually owned a dryer that ran on gas.

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn...she had an iron stomach....bet she could eat a railroad if it was slathered in ketchup

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note I love lint rollers but god damn it I for the life of me can't peel them properly half the time

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of them magical Bluetooth speakers that converts air particles into mana... The air crystal must've been broken

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ocean Bread, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

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    TyrantrumGogoat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible if you can do it right, but still!!

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    Julia Winfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 yep that's how they get cleaned.. the just soak in water the entire cycle as if you'd left them soaking in a sink.. lol

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then complain about the poor quality of the product because it didn't taste/look correct.

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    DandiPandi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, this just sounded like an honest mistake, like the cutting board was made to resemble a pizza stone 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those last three words have never before been spoken or written. Remember where you were when you read them.

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is more passive-aggressive "Put your own cheese away" than stupidity, though

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    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no Canada like French Canada, it’s the best Canada in the land….

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    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Degrees mean nothing when it comes to intelligence. 3 of my cousins are Surgeons. Still idiots

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    Charlie Eatough
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this exact same thing when I tried kombucha. Stuff is gross.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was this the same person who threw away a burrito after it failed to heat up? I see a market opportunity: self-heating food. hmmm.

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are children not taught anything from their parents?

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep...this one cant finish a pizza cut into 8 slices because they are to many but can finish the same if its 6 slices...

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    Seanette Blaylock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually how I do it, since I prefer stronger taste and less broth.

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