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I firmly believe that cooking is a form of art. A delicious one at that! However, there is a fine line between truly aesthetic dishes and food that is simply pretentiousness plopped on a plate. And sometimes… sometimes you just want a burger, you know? With normal buns instead of portobello mushroom caps and ketchup instead of 13 types of hand-made condiments spaced out on a drumset. There’s nothing wrong with simplicity. When done right.

However, a lot of chefs and restaurants believe that they’re more important than they really are and they try to show this through the food they serve. Finding the perfect balance between looks and taste isn’t for them, no sirree! Instead, they opt to create the most ‘dazzling’ dishes that end up overwhelming and confusing the customers.

The crème de la crème of pretentiousness ends up on the r/StupidFood subreddit that is dedicated to shaming the most arrogant food creations on Planet Earth. Have a taste of their best (or is that worst?) photos and remember to give the food that you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot spork a big ol’ upvote. Grab your silverware and let’s go!

I had a chat about the subreddit with Clackpot, the founder of r/StupidFood. I was also interested to find out more about aesthetics and pretentiousness in food, so I reached out to talented pie artist Jessica Clark-Bojin, the founder of 'The Pieous' project and author of 'Pies are Awesome.' Scroll down for Bored Panda's in-depth interviews with Clackpot, as well as with Jessica, who spoke about the importance of cooking to put a smile on someone else's face and why it's worth experimenting with food.

#1

When You Ask For Plain Rice

When You Ask For Plain Rice

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Isabella
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Compared with other stuff from this article, this is art! 😄

ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too! And would laugh my a** off if I was served this. Not mad!

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Brian Bennett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't say pretentious presentation this is hilarious - bravo!

Glowdaddy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the #dadjoke. I'm not a dad, but love dad jokes.

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Redditor Clackpot, who founded the r/StupidFood subreddit, went into detail about the community with Bored Panda. They noted that the pretentiousness in food lies in the chef, not the actual dish itself.

"It's not a binary choice," Clackpot said when I asked where the line between pretentious and fancy food lies. "Supremely wonderful food can also be sphincter-tighteningly precious, and I will cheerfully deride the pretension whilst also applauding the skill and imagination required. And really the pretension in food is about the creator, not the food itself nor the outcome. Consequently, although it is very difficult to define what makes food stupid, it's actually very easy to decide whether it is stupid or not, it's a subjective call which we are all equipped to make," they told Bored Panda.

The founder also told us a bit about how they founded the subreddit in the first place (you can find the full story on their wiki!). "In a nutshell, I was bored and hungover one Saturday morning five years ago and I knocked it together and forgot about for more than a year until it started to gain a little traction," they shared with Bored Panda.

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    #2

    Delectable!

    Delectable!

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I'm going to be honest and say that looks the aftermath from the beer and green curry the previous night.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was too much detailed description

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    A Strike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That’s s**t from a butt” had me do a spit-take! Hahahahahahahaha

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was being served in a fancy restaurant, it might belong on this list, but as homemade it isn't stupid-pretentious. I wonder how it tastes - probably way better than pasta water coffee.

    Steph Harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made this myself a few times. It's pretty good, tastes like a really creamy dark chocolate mousse.

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    Beth L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my cat leaves something like that in the litter box, I call the vet.

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's baby Jabba and he wants your lizard jerky.

    LSR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing missing is the 2 girls...

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have made this recipe. It is NOT supposed to look like old guacamole! Not enough coco powder and not blended enough at all!

    Becky Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha the comment made me laugh so hard.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smell is coming through my monitor!

    Roe Rainrunner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly. with cocoa, avocado and banana you can make great chocolate-like pudding :)

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    #3

    Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

    Zero Waste! You Know, Minus The Coffee Grounds You Just Wasted

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's honest

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she having pasta for breakfast?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the most important question here

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    Kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't use salt, you can use it for your houseplants

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same thing, because I do that.

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    Paula Marowsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta water good for soup. For rice. For stew. Even for boling more pasta...but not for coffee

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it cool, and give it to your plants?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thought that salty, starchy water wouldn't work well with coffee. But I applaud the sentiment.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salty coffee, full of starch... Wow...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be surprised if the coffee was good

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh....strong black coffee with a hint of macaroni!

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    The 'Stupid Food' community has changed "immensely" over the 6-and-a-bit years since being founded. Instead of trying to control it with an iron fist, Clackpot let it grow naturally. "Stupid Food is an entirely different creature to what I originally envisaged, but I've allowed it to grow in its own way and here we are. To be honest, I don't like the modern Stupid Food nearly as much as the thing I conceived but it has been fascinating to watch it grow and mature," they opened up.

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    Moderating the actual community is a fairly easy task, however. Something that many of us Pandas probably didn't expect to hear. "You might think that a sub racking up millions of pageviews per month would be infested with the worst of humanity but it's actually amazingly easy to handle with just two main moderators, myself and /u/VodkaBarf. I seriously hope that it never gets toxic because I fear it could get out of hand very quickly. But I feel that by allowing the sub to grow into its own thing without too much steering or interference, it has developed an identity of sorts and maybe that encourages mostly tolerable behavior."

    Clackpot added that making any 'absolute' statements about cooking or food would be "unmitigated piffle." For them, food is extremely subjective, while pretending that we've found some objective truth is "completely meaningless, and indeed approaching Stupid Food level of pretension. "Food is a highly subjective thing which each of us experiences individually/ Literally every human being consumes food and we each have our own view, some of which will differ wildly from one another," they said.

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    #4

    Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

    Soft Serve Coffee In A Donut Cone, With A Shot Of Espresso

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    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far this is the only intriguing one.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half the doughnut cone would put me in a sugar coma, I'd never be able to eat the whole thing.

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    Ell Torn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft serve but with a donut instead of a shitty wafer cone, this is epic and in no way either stupid or pretentious.

    Leah Reid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude!!! I'm drooling over here. Why is this not a thing everywhere!!

    Laura Watts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a coffee lover but this looks fab

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know THAT deli scene in When Harry Met Sally? That's the sound I'm making in my head for this. Yes, yes, YES!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks good, but holey moley that's a lot of food!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, it’s just way too much. It would be messy as hell. I’m sure the taste is fine though.

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    Anne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat this (probably share with someone, it seems bigger than necessary)

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    #5

    Butter Knife

    Butter Knife

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    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the s**t shaped chocolate above, this is pure bliss

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago

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    hahaha. But this is still crap though!

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    Fei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty cool...

    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda cool. Just keep it away from anything hot.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one doesn’t make me gag!

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freeze the knife...poof, it's a weapon.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is cute but i wouldn't want to ruin it

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this. I also grew up someplace that had butter sculptures on display (refrigerated) at the state fair, so...

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    #6

    But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

    But Which Side Is Gonna Pay For It?

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOOL I actually love this! 😂😂😂

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They promise the table next to to you will pay for this, but you end up paying for it, a lot, and then the mozzarella sticks collapse.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half WHAT? Who on god's green earth puts burger on a pizza?

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really think this is edible? I don't think I could eat even a small slice of the US side. The Mexican side maybe a slice. But it looks so gross to me. I'm gonna google a picture of Italian pizza to calm my nerves.

    Mary Ryan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are recipes for bacon cheeseburger pizza The burger part is like a hamburger pizza though

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I associate chicken with trump. Having swine is okay though.

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    The ‘Stupid Food’ subreddit has been naming and shaming arrogant dishes for more than half a decade, since April of 2015. In that time, it’s amassed a following of 306.5k redditors who are always hungry for new content. We just hope their appetite doesn’t grow bigger than the members’ ability to sate it with new and interesting photos…

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    The subreddit’s tagline is “Pretentiousness. On a plate. Without the plate.” The moderators note that the group is “a place to lambast idiotic methods of serving food, or any other epicurean insanity worthy of ridicule.” I love this extremely colorful description. But what I enjoy even more is that they also have a TL;DR follow up, in the spirit of simplicity being the best approach: “Food. Point. Laugh.”

    Pie artist Jessica also believes that it's not the food but the creators who can be pretentious (or not). "There is no such thing as pretentious food, only pretentious chefs (I say this with tongue planted firmly in cheek!) But seriously, I believe that with food art, as with any art, the intention of the artist and the context in which the plate is presented have to be taken into consideration before one can truly judge the dish," Jessica told Bored Panda.

    #7

    Pizza-Pizza

    Pizza-Pizza

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! MoRe pizza can only be a good thing.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you kill innocent baby pizzas? Let them grow to be full sized pizzas.

    Mrs. Mir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the babies were specially created for this pizza! ;)

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I wrong for thinking this is fab?

    Mike Stavola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one of these a long time ago. It was called the metapizza.

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks actually quite edible.

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    #8

    Loooooooooooooool

    Loooooooooooooool

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    Rob Woodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s never hollandaise

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It looks like mustard sauce to me. Either way - Nope! (and the dish looks dirty...)

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    ThePracticalSarcastic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad but true, this was considered a 'chic' dinner party dish in the 70s....not that I was alive then, but I have a collection of vintage cook books and this is in almost all of them LOL

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot it!!! SHOOT IT NOW!!!!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50's cookbook insanity. This is the appetizer, for the entree we have, ham, peas and mashed potatoes served in a jellied aspic mold....mmmmm

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a pic of a similar "dish" in a retro cookbook and still am confused. What and why is this?

    Stephen Branley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from one of those weird 70s cookery books. I've seen it before, along with all sorts of odd things in aspic.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would be right there, cheering Mr. Ramsay on. That dish NEEDS to die.

    aaaggg hhh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from an old-timey recipe book I think.

    Sandra Givens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this is from the 1950s or 60s, and they did use packaged hollandaise. https://vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/

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    #9

    Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

    Freaking Deconstructed Coffee

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to complete the deconstruction and put the coffee beans separately and give you a grinder along with it. Amateurs.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's Kopi Luwak, take it a step further and shove the beans back up a civet's ass.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can make it how you like it.

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate it... You can make your own perfect mix

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just take the one on the right, thank you

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a coffee that will be exactly how i want it! Wouldn't want to be the one responsible for the dishes though

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call it 'deconstructed', but you can get a glass of water and/or the milk on the side in a lot of Cafés in France.

    Ely Tanaka
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the water is there for you to drink it. Who puts additional water in coffee, really?!

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    William Alexander Bradley Putera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Korean reality show once showed some singers invented 'Fool Latte' 😂 consists of separated milk and coffee, can drink it at once by separated straws 😂 but ofc, it was just for fun.

    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great to be able to make the coffee longer and creamier as you wish. This is not hipster, just not starbuck crap....

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    "An over-the-top molecular gastronomy multiphasic sensory experience served in a family-style restaurant could certainly be considered pretentious... Then again, if the chef has a sense of humor and it is being served to elicit amusement and give the diners a bit of a chuckle, suddenly it's not pretentious anymore," pie artist Jessica pointed out to Bored Panda that the context and the intentions are vital whether something could be called pretentious or now.

    "My own pies may be considered 'fancy' to some, maybe even bordering on pretentious at times (can a pie be pretentious?)... But everything I create, I do so with the very humble intention of putting a smile on someone's face—and I'm not stingy about sharing my techniques so others can replicate my work. I think if chefs create with open hearts and an honest wish to make the recipients of their food happy, their food can't be pretentious, no matter how complex, epic, or over-the-top, it is."

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    #10

    Pickles Brined In Monster

    Pickles Brined In Monster

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    Jihana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have had to try them to know that (native speakers: was that sentence grammatically correct? I'm not sure)

    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely correct, both on the grammar and the statement.

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave some for the rest of us Kyle.... lmao

    Rob Woodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can something be brined in...not brine?

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brine is salt water. Add salt to flavored water and you have brine.

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    Brian Kirk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell can you have ever tasted Monster, and not known this would be horrible???

    Starlee87
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id try it just cuz I love pickles

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimmick. Nobody will buy that twice. Monster must have needed some extra cash.

    Kelly Hartle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to grade standardized tests for high schools—I wish the students I graded could do as well.

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    #11

    Our Food Better

    Our Food Better

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    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks amazing. The food looks like carcasses

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is that!? Deconstructed Xenomorph?

    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a book I read where the main characters go to a Hollywood party full of the rich and famous and one of them complains about the tiny portion sizes. "Doesn't anyone here have an appetite??" "Not publicly."

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a Halloween dish. Fried witch's tîts, steamed bat wings, and rat brains on a half shell.....

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super pretentious. And off-putting.

    Dwight k schrute.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games till you find out it costs $400

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A paleontologist's meal

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is that? a dragon skeleton???

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, except it doesn't have wings, and it swims...also, it's a fish? Maybe

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    Chyppa Homer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody figured out how to cook an alien facehugger ?

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    #12

    A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

    A Handful Of Jam Served On A Plate At An Upscale Restaurant

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would send this back to the kitchen and demand an "upscale" apology.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Actually in Greece that's rude! It's like they are flipping you

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people use bare clean hands to prepare my food, but I don't want a reminder

    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cry for help from the kitchen

    Hermione
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for putting this in perspective.

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    Lisa Carr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even enough jam to put on anything, forget how it looks. Lol

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if they washed their hands for ten minutes, put on gloves, then washed again...NOPE

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who immediately wanted to see Gordon get served this on kitchen nightmares?

    Cadmar Orion
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, today we will be serving a bloody handprint with a side of golden poop

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    In Jessica's opinion, joy can be just as—if not more—important than taste. "Remember, food is something we experience with all of our senses, and our brain most of all. Yes, taste is a critical component... But I personally feel that when it comes to 'special occasion food' (as opposed to every day, keeping-you-on-your-feet food) joy and delight are even more critical components. If the fondant-covered cake you baked in the shape of your best friend's favorite childhood toy makes her burst into happy tears, does it matter if the sponge is a little dry? Is it a 'bad' cake because it looks better than it tastes? No. It's a good cake because it made someone you love really happy. Context and intention," she said.

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    I was also curious to understand how chefs and bakers should approach cooking in general, whether it's best to stick to simplicity and clarity or have the courage to experiment with their recipes and presentation. (Even if those experiments can sometimes leave the customers flabbergasted because they're a tad 'too much.') Jessica believes that it's vital to know what your customers want and, personally, she's all for experimentation because it can lead to something fantastic.

    #13

    Deconstructed Greek Salad

    Deconstructed Greek Salad

    whitemike40 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that bad, just dump the onions and the other veg on the plate, add the oil and lemon and cheese and good to go

    Becky Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oorrrrr the restaurant could just throw it together instead lol

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is “deconstructed” a thing? Am I too old to understand?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the chef is hinting you can cook this at home.

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    farbenzirkel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... the dressing has to emulsify. How can i do that in a shot glas?! Gargling in my mouth and spitting on the salat?

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, we don't emulsify any "dressing". Traditional Greek salad is just poured with what we call "ladolemono"=olive oil and lemon juice (or even vinegar) mixed a bit together with a spoon or fork (not emulsified)

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again as a Greek I'm offended! Please tell me that's not in Greece! And by the way you don't put lemon in Greek salad you put vinegar

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet u could probably feed a family of 4 for a week with what some poor fool paid for this.

    Sam Chilton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much ouzo did the chef have?!

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a room service tray left outside someone's hotel door.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be no easy to put out the things in the glass. And they don't look fresh enough for a salad, neither!

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the server that has to balance that dumb s--t

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greek salad: Tomato, cucumber, bell pepper, onion, feta cheese, olives, oregano, olive oil & salt. Nothing else and, of course, NO LEMON.

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    #14

    Spaghetti Sandwich

    Spaghetti Sandwich

    ragvamuffin Report

    Sori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something like this and was shocked how yummy it was

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's pasta and crispy fried bread, of course its good. There has got to be a better way to serve it though, at least put it on a plate and give people a knife and a fork

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    Heidi Hunt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would eat this. Especially if that's garlic bread

    Orion Countryman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want Italians to destroy you but you're all out of pineapple

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks good though, even better if the bread is garlic bread 😋

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely try this tbh

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got it all. Spaghetti, sauce, cheese, I hope that's garlic bread.

    Getthepopcornout
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat this drunk or hungover, carb heaven!

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M and S does a macaroni cheese sandwich. Why???

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually really good. It looks gross, but assuming you like both mac and cheese and grilled cheese sandwiches it's delightful.

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    Lisa Carr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock it, until you try it. Delish!

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    #15

    Chicken Alfredo “Burrito”

    Chicken Alfredo “Burrito”

    Natty_Dread_Lite Report

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far you’ve said you’d eat way more things in this thread than not. Should we be concerned? 😉😆

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the options in this list are healthy so might as well lol

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    mehoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong. I see deep fry.

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    "I'm sure opinions will vary on this, but I think it just comes down to knowing your customers. Do they enjoy being challenged? Do they like the adventure of trying something new and unexpected, and learning about new flavors, textures, and methodologies even if it means sometimes they won't love what they're putting in their face? Or are they at your establishment because they are expecting to receive something they reliably know will give them a specific, safe, and enjoyable experience every time?" Jessica listed all the considerations chefs should take.

    "That's not to say that chefs can never evolve beyond their current offering – they just may have to be prepared to go through some growing pains as they slowly build a new customer base that appreciates their new offerings more. After all, it is important for the chef to love what they are creating too!" the pie artist told Bored Panda that finding a balance between keeping one's customer's content and evolving as a chef is important to keep everyone happy.

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    #16

    "King's Hand"

    "King's Hand"

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it was filled with something sweet, not greek salad it might be a fun Halloween snack

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want to ruin both their Greek salad, and their chocolate chip cookie.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand looks amazing, little sweetie nails and everything! But this man needs help.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, he knows how to make his dreams come true!

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg eww. But bonus points for actually preparing a dream inspired nightmare

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs professional help.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and needs to learn how to cook. Greek salade my a$$.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruined two good foods (though the Greek salad looks a bit anemic).

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone give this guy a hand! Oh, wait.

    Dwight k schrute.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the type of guy that would eat this

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    #17

    Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

    Not Fried Chicken....ice Cream

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    Heidi Hunt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it. If you read what it actually is it sounds good and it has a chocolate bone in it 😋

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is possibly the best thing I have seen or least horrifying.

    Noel Bovae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty cool!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken on the picture has the right idea

    Denny Cwiek
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it just to get to the chocolate bone!

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    #18

    Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

    Apple Pie From A Restaurant And Bakery Near Me. It’s Delicious, But Near Impossible To Eat

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just flip the slice on its side and drizzle on more caramel or add ice cream.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't belong on this list. Looks amazing

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tilt it over, it will be much easier

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place a large serving bowl upside down over the top of the pie, then flip the bowl and pie tin over. Once the crust is fully free from the tin, you may overindulge at your leisure.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or dive in face first like the old ice cream commercial.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always a way to eat pie. A la mode is best.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Near Impossible to eat."- " Where there is a will, there is a way."

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually before you cut it, make a small hole in the top and fill with soft serve ice cream and then cut and serve.

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    Jessica revealed that she's an "experimental pie baker" herself, so she's a bit biased when it comes to the safety vs. experimentation debate. "I think experimenting with new techniques, new flavors, new designs, etc. is awesome! Yeah, it blows up in your face sometimes (sometimes literally), and yeah, your customers may hate your new creations sometimes... but sometimes they'll absolutely love them. Sometimes, you'll capture that 'lightning in a bottle' and start a new food art trend that puts your establishment on the map. You never know until you try!"

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    #19

    Spam Turkey

    Spam Turkey

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! I wouldn't eat it but our OP here has some talent.

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    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left over prop from Monty python's Spamalot

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a “haole” would do this to our spam.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of perfectly good spam.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made a spam lamb for Greek Easter on mash...after that annoying 4 eyed runt stole the lamb based lamb...

    Diana Strassburg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam spam spam spam spam spam. And spam.

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    #20

    American

    American

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have this abomination in Germany Ristorante...0Pasta.png Ristorante20Pasta.png

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen this in America...hope I never do.

    Morgan Carpenter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, guys. This is what you think of us?! Actually, don't answer that.

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very fitting. This is exactly what America does to every other ethic/ foreign cuisine.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad I have not found this abomination in America

    leefi1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever eaten a "hot pocket" or a "mini bagel pizza"? This is not far off from so many frozen food absurdities in the US. One American company (Resers) used to market a frozen enchilada (" just like we had in Baja and recreated") that was literally extruded like sausage, complete with "tortilla" casing. It was so bad, that I called the company comment line while laughing at the absurdity of the description.

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't even have that in the States!!!

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Canada and I have never seen these particular ones. (and we have a Dr. Oetker factory here in my city). I think they must save this stuff for other countries.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s like 5 of the major food groups covered. Just missing some sort of beer sauce.

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    #21

    Toast Water

    Toast Water

    BillOakley Report

    Vero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...no, if a want somethiing that taste like a toast, I just make a toast. I know I know, Im just weird like that

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it's for all those time when you wanted zero-calorie zero-carb toast?

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can say with the utmost certainty that never in my life have I wanted my water to taste like a toast.

    Blaze Fitzwater
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought of wet bread makes my stomach churn.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To answer the question, no I haven't ever thought that

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine. It will just be soggy bread water very quickly

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never in my life thought of that! Really is there anyone that was curious about this?

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm whoever believes this is gonna waste some bread and water, DONT DO IT. It’s gross as

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    Finally, the ‘Stupid Food’ subreddit isn’t meant for sharing recipes. Unless they’re incredibly dumb and pretentious, that is!

    #22

    Beef Stroganoff Tacos

    Beef Stroganoff Tacos

    MomButtsDriveMeNuts Report

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decent food, presented slightly weirdly...I never know if I'm supposed to upvote the decent food, or downvote it because it's not "stupid food"

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me a second to figure out how to pick this up....oh, heck, gimme a fork.

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks surprisingly quite nice, where's the tacos though?...... Please don't tell me the pasta 'identifies' as a taco.

    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say it, but this looks good to me haha

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks interesting but what kind of serving is that? Is it lying on the table?

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see is dirty fingers.

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    #23

    In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

    In A Post-Covid World We Will Need To Find A Use For All These Spare Hand Sanitiser Dispensers

    McCallumBakes Report

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone thinks there will be a post covid world. LOL

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually there will be! Be more positive! But not too positive😏

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually think COVID will go away. It's going to be like influenza a jab every winter.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine walking down the street thinking i need to sanitize my hands, sticking your hand under one out of habit ant your hand is covered in a condiment.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Automatic ketchup dispenser sounds like a good idea tbh. Probably messy once the kids get hold of it though.

    Samantha Prendergast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they should keep using them even if it "ends".

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Not for a while...

    Robert Bois le Duc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the condiments aren't on the wall in the men's room.

    Loretta Davila
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just se them for…hand sanitizer….

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    #24

    Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

    Words Cannot Describe What I'm Feeling Right Now

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Questions, so many questions. Why? How do you eat it? and most importantly: WHY?

    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Oh my god! The abomination!

    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but you have to add one more oh my god to this one.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost certainly photoshopped, and thank god for THAT.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep seeing a hex pattern on the R fish, and wonder how they did this.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never NOT hate this one

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshopped I know... but why use puffer fish? The most toxic fish on the market?

    Becky Beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think my DOG would eat this s**t, and he literally has eaten s**t before!!!

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even give it to a dog much less

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    It's not just the visual aspects of the food that chefs can mess up. The taste of the food is just as vital. That's why it's important to keep everything orderly in your kitchen. Pie artist Jessica previously told Bored Panda about the best ways to avoid silly mistakes while in the kitchen. "Weighing by volume rather than by weight is a big pet peeve of mine. The chemical reactions involved in baking require precise measurements of ingredients, and depending on how densely people pack flour into their measuring cups, they can be using up to 25% more or less than the recipe actually calls for!"

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    #25

    Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

    Ordered Some Food Delivery From Oreganos Last Night. Some Funny Guy Was Bored At His Job Apparently

    brainjerky Report

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude, but also funny?! I'd laugh if I got this... But it's very juvenile

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but if I pay for it I want a decent amount of meatballs

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    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not necessary, but I do like their food. Though I did let out a little giggle because i have a sense of humor.

    kristalcookies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they didn't get this person in trouble, that's pretty funny

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sauce to noodle ratio is off by a lot

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also stiffed you on his sauce.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    That's a very bold move! Unless the person hates the job and wants to be fired

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 🍝 Spaghetti and meat-BALLS

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    #26

    Only Stuffed Crust. In A Circle

    Only Stuffed Crust. In A Circle

    PotPieJam Report

    Lynne Monteith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a few smaller rings to fill the box.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are not lying! It's written on the box! This is for all us that love the crust and used to eat our sibling's leftovers

    Luke Bouley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this... is this a thing? because I might have to try it if it is.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh so it's a giant mozzy stick?

    Bill Puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornicione formaggio

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have made it a spiral..just saying..

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iN THIS DAY AND AGE i WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS STUFFED WITH!

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    #27

    Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

    Blue Gatorade Macaroni With Blue Gatorade Sauce

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    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go to hell. Go to hell and you die.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in a corner an Italian chef is crying his eyes out

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want blue pasta that badly (for some reason), just add blue food colouring, at least it won't ruin the taste

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a firm believer in the rule 'There's always room for pasta', and even I would refuse to eat a single bite of this travesty. Shame on you, sir. SHAME.

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta cooked in sugary water. No thanks.

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saw that on 5 minute crafts.

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    #28

    Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

    Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be

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    leefi1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHREDDED Smurf pizza, Gargamel's dream...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like van gogh painted it!

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not blue cheese. The eatable one.

    aaaggg hhh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing she didn't ask for a blue waffle.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid, not pretentious. Also, good joke.

    Julia Jules Whitelegg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Smurfs were harmed during this process...

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From this angle it looks like a piece of the painting "Starry Night"

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    #29

    My Boss At Pizza Hut Made This For Me...

    My Boss At Pizza Hut Made This For Me...

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    Om
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that means he loves you

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that translates to “You’re fired.”

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good skills and probably good tasting.

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    #30

    Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

    Some Restaurant Was Bragging About This Online

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plat du jour: garbage

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it was just fetched out the bin.

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a cevichelada. Michelada (beer with hot sauce, chili salt, lime, and sometimes tomato juice) with shrimp ceviche on top. Weird and messy, but no worse than the sum of its parts.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’d prefer the “deconstructed” version.

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    M K Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we’ll have three orders of The Crime Scene…extra salsa please.

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stared at this for way to long asking the same thing. I could only come up with "a four year old must've tried to make something with everything in the fridge". I'm lost if this is an actual offering at a restaurant

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    Katy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that...beer can nachos??

    mehoi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Are the beer cans full? Or are they empty and just part of the presentation?

    Jason McKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near a large mexican neighborhood in the USA and these a fairly popular.

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To coat the can in hot sauce? It looks like a delivery person dropped their bag.

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    Softsquatch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of cleaning up blood and vomit after a house party that got out of hand

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    #31

    First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

    First Time Buying At A Local Restaurant Called "Food And Love", Ordered A Four Cheese Pizza And This Is Why They Delivered

    marrana_brainz Report

    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like covid feels

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can the same people who put blue cheese on pizza, call that processed American rubber "cheese"??

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no clue. I am an American but I do not eat processed cheese slices. And I've actually never seen a pizza place that put them on there.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no love anywhere near this plate! I see mold and plastic

    Vero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they said food and love, not good food and love for humanity

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible presentation. I do not feel the love.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They trolled you. That looks disgusting.

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    #32

    I .. Kind Of.. Want It

    I .. Kind Of.. Want It

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's are the kernels sticking to the hot dog

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else would you call it? It's one of those "hahahaha...wait, that makes sense" moments

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right is a batter the left one that has to be Photoshop No way is anyone sane individually putting corn kernels on a hot dog or sausage.

    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. It seems they got a foster greyhound now. I think Julien posted something about that

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    FoREVer Tholomew Plague
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to go to a produce section and ask if they carry bone-in corn or deboned corn. I can't even ....

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like corn batter with kernels in it and modified corn dog.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn bone? You mean cob? .. certainly explains a few things though.

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    #33

    My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

    My Nostrils Are Getting Wasabi Burn Just Looking At This

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only people who have lost their sense of taste and smell can eat that.

    Estelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long Covid-19 sufferers may get some sensation back

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they included rice!

    Ann Tegnér
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What´s that tiny white thing on top?

    Liezl Rudolph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take it. Lol give me the one grain of rice and the tuna (guessing).

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    #34

    Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

    Frosting On A Burger For When You Want To Die Young

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when the unhealthiest thing I’d heard of was a deep fried mars bar.

    SerumSeven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Dante were still alive, he'd be drawing brand new circles for people who create this kind of crap.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean on that burger I don't think the frosting is what's gonna make you die young

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked at it, and I think I need quadruple bypass surgery...

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my three year old whether this looks yummy or yucky. The verdict is in, it is yucky.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would already be revolting without the sweet stuff on top.

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks disgusting....I'll take two!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it'd take a while to gnaw thru that, but I'd give it a try. Looks like marshmallow creme - better than icing.

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    thatweirdbigirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really like burgers but I would 100000000% eat this!

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    #35

    This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

    This "Sandwich" With An Entire Roasted Bird And Covered In Cheese Sauce

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a baby puked on it.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so disrespectful to food. Not only the chicken, but to food in general. So much waste.

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being that chicken, and this is what you died for

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yuck. Why is everything so pale? This looks revolting

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken, cheese and pasta. These are acceptable things to combine in a dish. But that presentation, WTF???? Carve the chicken and put it in on a PLATE ,and this would be fine. Also anyone who attempted to call this abomination a "sandwich " should be gifted a dictionary immediately, preferably a children's picture dictionary, since they have such a poor grasp of common words.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with putting spaghetti in cones, is that a thing now?

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you eat that? You start with the a*s and continue down the drain?

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    #36

    Wtf Texas

    Wtf Texas

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has to get texas into treatment

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt there is a cure for whatever Texas has.

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owned by the Rocket Fizz company. Among the products are novelty wtf soda flavors. And absolutely NOT from Texas. https://rocketfizz.com/

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DK why our comrade pandas don't seem to care, just want to poke fun at TX.

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    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've seen those! There's also dirt flavour, grass flavour, sweet corn flavour, and chocolate with bacon flavour to name a few. I've heard the peanut butter & jelly sandwich flavour isn't too bad though

    lonelyobnoxiousonion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mom i want soda!" "we have soda at home." the soda at home:

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf, OP - they're from Seattle. And Ranch dressing is from Alaska, not Texas.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found some of this stuff at a supermarket here in Australia! And it wasn't even the HALF of it. They also had pickle flavour, birthday cake flavour, sweet corn, bacon with chocolate, peanut butter and jelly, and god knows what else.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Ranch so incredible popular in the USA?

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good ad campaigns, got it into most restaurants.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell these on Amazon. They're not from Texas.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Texas - those are novelty sodas you can buy on Amazon. It also comes with Bacon, Corn, PB&J, Pumpkin Pie, and Buffalo Wing. You couldn't pay me enough to try one of those abominations!

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    #37

    What We Ordered. What We Got

    What We Ordered. What We Got

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd they order anything that looked like the picture on the left?

    October
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, it was never good to begin with.

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    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. I mean it's pretty much only the eyes on the donut that differs other than the lighting of the meals in the photos. I don't think I would order this though, seeing as I wouldn't know how to eat it

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in a salt circle

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty shocked itself

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...why would you even order that?

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie vomit on both pics. You got EXACTLY what you ordered

    Tim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is "good lighting" / "bad lighting".

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookie Monster before and after surgery 😆

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy that cupcake on the lower right is...uhh... really taking it all in...

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    #38

    Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

    Unreal - This Is Pinnacle Stupid Food.

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it cooked alive? I only eat my ice cream when it involves pain and regret.

    Littlemisswhatever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M'y hubby had some in Maine just to sée what it tasted like and apparently it wasn't bad at all

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I've had garlic ice cream, and it was surprisingly good, this might be okay, but not really desert maybe

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it being tasty, JessG. I mean it is cream, and how many things do we eat that are in cream sauce? Then again it would probably depend on how a certain thing tasted cold...I imagine that is where most of the aversion comes from.

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder whether they serve their crab cakes with tartar sauce or icing.

    California Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, reminds me of home. Maine is an awesome place with stupid people.

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sell this is Maine and it is actually good.

    Amanda Castreje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s an ice cream shop in my country that once held (not sure if it still does) the world record for the larger amount of flavors. Things like “burger” ice cream, and like this one here. I actually tried the burger flavor and it was unexplainably tasty.

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    #39

    Ketchup And Mayo Ice Cream

    Ketchup And Mayo Ice Cream

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why?? (is it good though? asking for a friend..)

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd be good for summer salads.

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, summer salads...don't know if I would personally eat it, Seán, but some would find it delicious. I am sure there are other palatable (to some) uses for these, but I am equally sure we could have survived as a species just as well without these ever having been created.

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    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hunt down whoever created this and respectfully ask them WHY

    Just Breathe
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried beer and red bull ice cream but this is disgusting.

    Mike Goodridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason I'd take COVID side effects of no taste / smell...

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    #40

    I Have Nothing To Say About This

    I Have Nothing To Say About This

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disgusting on so many levels.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the hospital: "I'm sorry, you cooked and ate mushrooms from where?!? Well, we can pump your stomach, but unfortunately, we can't do anything about a malfunctioning brain when its warranty has expired."

    oli
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    4 years ago

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    In the forest animals pee and s**t on, and we are not sick!

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this is a joke? It has to be a joke? Right? RIGHT????

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gag level is pretty high, but this is truly nauseating. And possibly deadly.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aerosoled fecal matter wafting over them for weeks. Dirty mop swirling soapy dirty water for them to absorb. Absolutely horrifying.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even just fecal matter, which at least gets sterilized when you cook it, but imagine the residue from cleaning products that have become incorporated in the mushrooms.

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    FleurTangClan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where shitake mushrooms grow!

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dysentery, E. coli, plague shrooms

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this post - those mushrooms grew from the base of a freaking TOILET.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG! I'm sick and can't eat mushrooms anymore

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mushrooms are related, they're all yucky fungus

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    #41

    Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

    Take It To The Vet, I Bet They Could Still Save It

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is a moron.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is brilliant though..

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who TF ruins a steak by putting it in the microwave? A half-boiled, very dry, steak is what you got there. Idiot.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cow died in vain

    John Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are mixing up couldn't with shouldn't yeah it cooks.. not sure you would want to eat it.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I'd "follow" you, is to point you out to the cops...

    Jackson Floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guy let's talk about this, that is raw meat.

    Not Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every decent person on Earth said that. Heck, the universe, maybe.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow-up post: "I'm in the hospital, being treated for E. coli and salmonella. For some reason, the staff in the cafeteria weren't interested in hearing my food prep suggestions."

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwaves were invented by Crowley, just after he invented the M25

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    #42

    Freaking Nutella Biryani

    Freaking Nutella Biryani

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    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop ruining our food too please 😭

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Horrified Indian screeches * this is what the enemy can show me to get me divulge all information..

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    lonelyobnoxiousonion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    biriyani is so good, nutella is good too, but togother-?

    Carrot Stick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS AN INDIAN I AM HORRIFIED! WTF IS THIS WHYYYYYYY?????

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of Grizzy and the Lemmings - totally ridiculous, totally cool. The bear, Grizzy, often attempts to eat an entire salmon with a Nutella-like stuff on it that is called "Yummy", and often even some potato crisps on it to make the disgustery complete. But then again, he's a bear, a bear in a cartoon, ...

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling someone did this for the "shock" effect, not intending to eat it. What a waste of good food.

    Maddie Star ⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use chocolate in chilly and some curries but this is overkill

    Kevin corr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nutella is already disgusting. Crisco with sugar!

    Glowdaddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love biryani love nutella, just not together.

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    #43

    Chefclub At It Again

    Chefclub At It Again

    RedditHoss Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think chef club have shares in cheese. The amount of cheese they use is insane. They make me think of a food version of 5 minute crafts lol.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 minute crafts does food stuff and it comes in two flavours - stupid bloody dangerous or stealing chefclub's stuff :P Seriously, I looked after watching a debunking video.

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take mine without the stuff poured all over it.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another walking heart attack.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sauce on top is totally killing it for me.

    Stefan Dimitric
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is the cheese in the whisky bottle???

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I missed that, tho I did wonder why he was pouring booze in a muffin tin. I guess he cooked sliders in them?

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    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered how do you eat something like that? Or are the customers alligators?

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    #44

    Banana Water

    Banana Water

    scbberpcppy Report

    Ellen Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana Milk, on the other hand (it's like strawberry Milk)

    Sam ️‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana milk is actually a real thing and it's soooooo good (I think it's Korean)

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why not? Cucumber water is delicious. So is strawberry water. And lemon water, and mint water, etc. Sometimes you just want a subtle fruit taste, and no sugar. Don't disrespect the flavoured waters!

    leefi1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't help remembering how fast bananas rot, though.

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    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently cucumber water is really good.

    BeExcellentToEachother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is 😊 went to a spa for a couples massage, they had it there. It was delicious.

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    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like bananas, but water goes well with almost any fruit and even some vegetables

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to this restaurant. They also had watermelon water and other flavours. Different flavours everyday of the week I guess. The pancakes were delicious though

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I prefer my singly like a man! you know!

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    #45

    I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

    I Present To You, A Single Slice Of Bread Wrapped In Plastic

    CremeGoodness Report

    Leah L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was most likely in a hotel because of covid. Most stores and hotels took to wrapping everything in plastic for safety instead of having it be self serve. Even Whole Foods was guilty of this for a period

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like the banana bread from 7 eleven, but without the banana 🍌 👎

    Laura Hunn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this for the elementary school experiment to see how long a sandwich lasts? Maybe there is also a sealed sandwich "handled without gloves" to compare...

    Sandra Givens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are commonly sold in bulk to places like hospitals, hotels with self-service breakfast bars, etc. to keep the slices clean and fresh. Been around forever.

    Martin König
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Czech I have to say it aloud: „And this is not even bread.“

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another artist's take on America.

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    #46

    My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

    My Craving For Steak Has Never Disappeared Faster

    khai-lien Report

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm most horrified by the Kraft "cheese" slices.

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not by the poor steak having a bunghole?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something you need to avoid in a video game

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the unfortunate resemblance to a flesh eating alien.

    SerumSeven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I saw this meal come out of someone's facehole in "Resident Evil."

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandworm from Beetlejuice!

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a clown starfish. Cooked by imbeciles for imbeciles.

    Mike Goodridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.. Stranger Things called and they want their Demogorgon back..

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    #47

    Shrimp And Eggs!

    Shrimp And Eggs!

    iamdavidrice Report

    Charlie
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    4 years ago

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scrolled quickly and thought it was teeth at first but now I'm convinced that it's a brain

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    Charlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal combo in DK, though better presented: smoerrebro...b6ceb2.jpg smoerrebroed_aegogrejer-61325a9b6ceb2.jpg

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those shrimps look terribly unseasoned:( what a waste of food

    Charlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Yeah, shrimps should totally not taste like they actaually taste? or? Wtf?

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    Calvin Suzuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t kill me but this doesn’t seem like it would taste terrible

    Charlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't. Shrimps and boild eggs. Denmark have a tradition with it, either on rye- or wheat bread. Salt/pepper, mayo, maybe a little lettuce. Lemonjuice. Cress or chives on top. Lovely! But It look like s**t on the picture, yes.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean is shrimp fried rice weird? This presentation is trash tho

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But fried rice is a little different, BasedWang, with small bits of egg and other things in it, not exactly like this monstrosity.

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    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just made my brain, eyes and stomach hurt all at the same time. I m trying not to imagine the taste.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrimp? I thought those were sea monkeys. 🤔🤪

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    #48

    I Am Weeping

    I Am Weeping

    Expensive_Strawberry Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of those horrific Jello and mayo abominations from the 1970s that often contained processed meats

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger patties, fries with cheese sauce and...what is that white stuff??

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you asked cuz I'm feeling really inept not being able to figure this out!

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    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever this chef club is I know to avoid it

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of the recipes at Chef's Club are actually innovative and look delicious. This is not one of them.

    M K Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS…is someones last supper.

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a processed cheese - big no-no!

    Melissa J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just keeps getting worse and worse.

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    #49

    Homemade Nachos

    Homemade Nachos

    purple-ube Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god and you know straight out of the can that is cold faux cheese

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ! I thought that was mustard, and thought that was bad. I have never in my life seen liquid cheese from a tin. I don't think you would be able to buy that in europe the locals would destroy it without a second thought. Looks rank on another level.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bowl. look it up, it's a cool thing.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they do this. They know sh!t about food, is it for attention? Do they really think they are special or what?

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiktokers. They are the worst millenials have breeded

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeew. Bowls are amazing. Countertop food, ew, no.

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the deal with making food on counter tops?! Just stop

    Debbie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why always so much dressing/sauce? The food gets drowned in it.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Well, nachos are basically sauce drowning chips

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she just coldstoned nachos lmao. But anyone who can spread cheese like that is a psychopath

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    #50

    Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

    Homemade Croque Madame But Didn’t Have Ham So Used A Pot Noodle Instead

    Old-Blighty Report

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder what goes through people's heads when they do stuff like this... "Didn't have an ingredient, so used a completely unrelated and not even reasonable other ingredient instead". Like, come on people, if you're missing a meat, use another similar meat (like bologna in this case, still ew, but at least it makes sense), if you're missing a carb, use another similar carb... wtf!

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh...I'd eat it. Ate worse in my uni days.

    Eslamala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That egg... It bothers me more than the rest of the sandwich

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope it's fine. A little "waxy" you can see its cooked. If it was super runny I'd be worried, but everyone loves a yolk. In fact I don't know why they completely ruined it with the watery noodles.

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    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because noodles are an acceptable substitute for ham...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are broke but want to be creative

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of people who substitute ingredients and complain, but this is madness!

    MissyTheUniverse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are getting more and more creative.

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    #51

    Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

    Restaurant I Work At Has This Atrocity They Call 'Pancake Sushi'

    Alpha-Charlie-17 Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name is debatable, but the food looks awesome.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that is just brilliant

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I think that's pretty cool though

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the place that sells it: https://www.pannenkoe.nl/

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad name, but not bad idea. I'd eat it.

    Dinetk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waar is dit? This is in the Netherlands?!

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    #52

    How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

    How Do Yall Like Your Pancakes Cooked? I Like Mine Medium Rare

    redmenaceatx Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Now you're saving electricity by not cooking it. +1 point for the environment.

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    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-wife would do this. I swear, she had no idea how long to cook a pancake.

    TwitchyWitchyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real tho, I had a friend that ate pancakes like that, and they were actually kinda good.

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok that might be good though

    #53

    Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

    Disneyland Is Advertising A Hot Dog Stuffed Inside A Dill Pickle That Is Fried And Served With A Side Of Peanut Butter

    Ben__Harlan Report

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we need further proof that Disney is pure evil?

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My arteries just cramped in fear

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you can't ride the ride because you are pregnant the food id the thrill.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some sort of reconstructed Elvis dinner?

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, and you just know the way they prep this for it to be mass-produceable brings up even more questions we don't want answered 🤢

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So essentially, it's a corn dog with a pickle?

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    #54

    New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

    New Years Day Roast For The Family- Pork Belly Tattooed With Squid Ink

    McCallumBakes Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let the tattoo artist in the family do the cooking.

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's...weird, but I kinda dig it.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, I´m actually amused by the dove with the mask and the toilet paper roll. Honestly, put this on a cake and I´m in!

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this. Would not eat though as am vegetarian.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually find this pretty hilarious.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive. But no.

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    #55

    Pizza Hot From The Oven

    Pizza Hot From The Oven

    meister2a Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch the video! It makes it so much better! https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/lgw9gg/pizza_hot_from_the_oven/

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wow.. and the video 🤦‍♀️

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    #56

    Gotta Go Fast

    Gotta Go Fast

    trendchaser91 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No food should ever be that shade of blue.

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual studies have shown that blue shades kinda reduce our appetite. So people who want to lose weight sometimes eat using blue cutlery. This is also why most restaurants are marked with warm colours... Red, orange, yellow etc etc

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue food is very rare. There's probably a reason for that.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That with the smurf pizza would make a 3 yo happy

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is great. Pending actual curry flavor, the blue doesn't turn me off

    #57

    Freaking Sushi Croissant

    Freaking Sushi Croissant

    BillOakley Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how you start a war

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sushi is delicious, croissants are delicious.. should they ever be combined? NO.

    #58

    Maki Poutine

    Maki Poutine

    skisail Report

    Mathieu D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Mathieu D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sérieusement , comment « scrapper » une poutine 101…….. how to « scrap » a poutine 101

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a Japanese person would see this he would drop dead right on the spot.

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    #59

    Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

    Where Should I Put This Softshell Crab?

    ZoidbergAttyatClaw Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back to the food with eyes thing. But it is cute.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the rubbish bin please.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but I would order this one. Soft shell crab with a bloody mary. I am not opposed.

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    #60

    Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

    Chefclub Still Delivers The Best BS, Seemingly Unaffected By Our Troubled Times

    Serialk Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the modern equivalent of those 1950s jelly dinners.

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just had a heart attack. Or became a vegan

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody s*** for days after eating it.

    Christopher Duffy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a Russian initiative to get Americans to kill themselves with fried cheese.

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Americans don't need anybodies initiative here

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    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that "cardboard box" in pic 2?

    Anne Rouffignac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hollowed out the cheese and wrapped it in tortillas before adding the bacon, watch the full video if you dare!

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't call it cheddar when it's not made in England...in Cheddar...

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you can, there's no protection on it

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    #61

    I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

    I Can Feel My Arteries Clogging

    descryptic Report

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A vegetarian horror food!

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has given me the strongest "I want that in my mouth" thought so far....

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more disgusted of the nails

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens if you learn everything from tik tok.

    Paula Marowsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont mind the "food" WTF whit the claws!?

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mingled expression of horror, fascination, and hunger on her face...

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    #62

    Salmon Challah “Bread”

    Salmon Challah “Bread”

    FaxedForward Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he killed the poor fish twice

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the word you are looking for is 'Murdered."

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    Kate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unnecessary but probably very tasty.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a side of lemon juice and a bit of crushed rosemary sprinkled over it, and it would make two or three fantastic dinners.

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before. Really good!

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty cool if real

    #63

    When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

    When You Invite Tesla Over For A Meal

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a meal, I wouldn't even consider it a snack.

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a single noddle from the strainer in the sink.

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would the customer be impressed or too polite to send it back?

    Chich
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This started out in the kitchen with " Bet I can toss together some floor droppings, slap a big price on it and people will not only buy it - they will gush over how 'trendy' it is it"

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    #64

    Avocado Has Gone Too Far

    Avocado Has Gone Too Far

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long as I get a knife and fork, I'm cool with this.

    Bird Nerd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some extra bacon, (and hold the tomato and lettuce on mine please), this would be REALLY GOOD!!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a cartoon character

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That avocado doesn't look peeled. Are you supposed to eat it like that?

    #65

    Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

    Worth The Watch, It Gets Worse

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    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that yellow block? Face cheese? Fake butter?

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face cheese?, u just made this even more disgusting 🤢 😂

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The source has the entire video, these screenshots don't show the full extent by a long shot.

    Emerald
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What this doesn't show is that they soak in a big tub of beer or stock, I forget which one.

    #66

    When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

    When You Realize, Too Late, There's No Bread For Your Egg Sandwich. Lucky Yesterday's Ice Cream Sundae Remnants Were Here To Pick Up The Slack.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, those cones are flavorless enough to work.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good enough as emergency solution

    #67

    How Am I Supposed To Eat This?

    How Am I Supposed To Eat This?

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    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I have autism, so I don't know if you are serious or not. Sorry.) I do too! In my opinion, it tastes really good! I always save it for last because it's the best.

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with great relish...the runny, chrispy cheese is the best

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break the cheese off and eat it like a chip, then eat burger like regular

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One bite at a time. Looks delicious!!! Crispy cheesy bits!

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it had been eaten and came back up for a visit.

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    #68

    You Lost Me At Grating Raw Chicken

    You Lost Me At Grating Raw Chicken

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a keto diet pizza where the crust is replaced with a chicken pancake. It's surprisingly good.

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe called for shredded chicken, didn’t it. You’re too stupid to understand...you...well f**k it. Enjoy the salmonella, moron.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it gets cooked though..

    JuJu
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    4 years ago

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    I'm sure you can go to jail for this somewhere

    #69

    Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

    Spoonfuls Of Watery Fruit Soup For The Clinically Insane

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    E B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's coconut water and is surprisingly delicious and refreshing. Not too insane.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its coconut water.. and it's very nice in summer!

    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the water, a nice fruit salad

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a traditional Dutch dessert dish called watergruel. Yes, we have a wonderful culinary tradition over here. watergruwe...3b269e.jpg watergruwel-6131ee73b269e.jpg

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me a little of Hwachae.. in which case it's probably in sugary syrup water or a soda like lemonade. It's very refreshing in the summer.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks lovely!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've made fruit soup. This is not it.

    #70

    I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

    I Ordered A Hot Dog And Checked 'Extra Patty' Expecting A Second Dog. Instead... I Present The Hot Durger:

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    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you think patty meant anything else?

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

    #71

    2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

    2014, When Lays Lost Their Minds.

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    Chich
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salty chips and chocolate really do go well together.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? It's a great combination!

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potato chips are good on ice cream, or chocolate covered and mixed in.

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    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of years ago in the US, there were chocolate covered chips, only out for a limited time. And I wish I bought every bag on the shelf because they were delicious!

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat that. I used to dip the plain flavour dorito's in nutella, and it was delicious.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The PMS snack of us suffering bitches everywhere.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy chocolate covered potato chips. Amazing.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People eat popcorn and m&ms

    Not Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna try this. It might...actually...not be bad.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate covered potato chips is a thing. Not one I want to try, though.

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    #72

    Chef Boyardon't

    Chef Boyardon't

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe for a group of five-year-olds who I don't like.

    Mathieu D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have anyone notice that except for one, all « meals » are all of the same color?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the kids can't decide what to eat you throw it all together and say here you go.

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a son who would totally eat this. Eewww!

    #73

    Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

    Just Found This Sub. A Few Years Ago My Job Had A Potluck And Someone Left This. Pretzel Sticks W/Nutella In Flour Tortillas On A Bed Of Lettuce And Strawberries. Nobody Ate It And We Never Found Out Who Left It.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have tried one, doesn't sound as bad as some other stuff on here

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Were two pages of the cookbook stuck together?

    Klas Klättermus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a decent dessert. The sallad just threw the crowd off

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take away the lettuce and this could work

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had been me, I wouldn't have fessed up either.

    David carro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortillas are the bread for.south america. They should go good with nutella and pretzels. Discard the lettuce, duh.

    dnainco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat the strawberries.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my kids would love.

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    #74

    Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

    Looking Good, Looking Goo- Nope They Ruined It

    Sketch_Crush Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with people drowning food in sauces?

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mashed potatoes instead of a bagel and I'd eat this; it's only slightly different from the Royales I make.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks too yellow for hollandaise (only sauce that would fit this breakfast)

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They way it’s clotting I’m thinking melted velveeta.

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    MissyTheUniverse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese makes everything better, always. I'll eat that.

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    #75

    It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

    It’s Literally Got A Whole Rib Bone Inside.

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are easier ways to get a bone inside.

    Mrs S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could definitely handle this one

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part is the roast bone

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo I think this is Third Wave Cafe in Melbourne

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it looks delicious...

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    #76

    What The Hell Is This

    What The Hell Is This

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're magic mushrooms...

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    truffles. the most pretentious thing there is

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    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can pay $200 for a side of fries, why do you need to escape reality?

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who pays $200 for chips deserves to be served sh*t.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a ridiculous trend in NYC for restaurants: Make up a ridiculous, ridiculously expensive food item and get instant publicity. Some use posh ingredients, like a $200 burger with truffles, foie gras, gold leaf and caviar, but I remember seeing a $1,000 ice cream sundae that was just a $5 sundae with a $995 diamond ring on top. Still got them on the news. Too many rich idiots in NYC? NOOOOO!

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escape from a world of free-flowing arteries

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have $200 to spend on this alone then I gather what you perceive as reality differs vastly from mine.

    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escape from reality where food is supposed to be accessible and nutritios, straight to dystopic nightmare where pretentious people are willing to spend hundreds in grease, starch and fat when served in a right context, instead of donating that money to say, food aid.

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    #77

    Oh F Off

    Oh F Off

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old man used to put butter on his crisps. Kind of explains the stroke he suffered in his 50s

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry your dad had a stroke, Karl. But yes, saturated fat is the leading cause of clogged arteries which is a huge contributing factor to stroke.

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    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother used to put a little bit of butter on the saltiness crackers, which I found to be very weird, and disgusting but apparently it's a thing. Potato chips though? That's just wrong

    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm yes, how to die faster 101

    #78

    How About No?

    How About No?

    DadMan999 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'People' - like two of your journalists?

    a_smol_berry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it was actually a really popular tiktok trend for a while.

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustard on burgers, hot dogs, pretzels, yes. Not on watermelon!

    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this for the first time just last month. It is surprisingly good.

    Monkey Love
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, it's good. I don't know how. It's very confusing. If you like both things you should try them together.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things I hate with a passion. Mustard and Melon.

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Not bad” is not going to make me taste something.

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    #79

    Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

    Chicken Fried In Takis Blue Heat Chips. I Don't Know Why I Made This

    Cropine Report

    Rob Woodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that glows in the dark.

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    #80

    Uncooked Manicotti

    Uncooked Manicotti

    not_qt Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the scissors

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scissors, kept exclusively for use with food, are used for many jobs in the kitchen.

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    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America cheese is horrific, how can people who were all originally from Europe, have no understanding of how to make cheese???

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone realised that instead of using certain high fat milk from special cows to create that amazing natural orange - they could just use milk solids, oil and food dye bleh (but also a totally delicious on cheese steak 😂) I’ll show myself out

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    Maneki Neko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this yellow brick?! Cheese?! Butter?! It looks disgusting and fake.

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely is cheddar cheese or yellow American cheese

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    #81

    Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

    Mashed Potatriotos For Your 4th BBQ

    Imatworkgoaway Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like transtatoes actually (pink/blue/white motif)?

    David carro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat puked something with that color and texture the other day.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not tripes and bangers.

    #82

    Back At It Again

    Back At It Again

    not_qt Report

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't such a thick ball of beef, I'd eat some of this. Not the worst looking thing on this thread

    #83

    Pepperoni Nigiri

    Pepperoni Nigiri

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    #84

    My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

    My Roommate Microwaved Some Raw Pasta And Ate It For Lunch Yesterday

    skinnnypeenis Report

    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did not microwave it with water, which could have cooked the pasta. He has no plate. So, he just microwaved dry pasta.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been known to munch on raw spaghetti. Not to bad.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bother? Wasn't crunchy enough?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is this so we can avoid eating food they cooked?

    #85

    Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

    Peak Stupidity From A Repeat Offender

    idiosynkratique Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what is going on here

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's saying you can cut strawberries into nice little pieces if you put them together with razor blades into a container with a lid and then shake it. Spoiler: no, it obviously doesn't work

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    Dina Simoné
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she making a tutorial on how to murder someone?

    Ali Sherlock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is to be blamed for the pins being inserted into strawberries at the supermarket in Australia a little back

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tested and debunked (the part about this "hack" starts at 3:22) https://youtu.be/eYwnU1DuJOo

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like a crime scene

    Albino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum. Strawberry pie with razor blade extra

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is going on here???

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