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40 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Posted Online And Got Shamed For On This Group (New Pics)
Interview
The power of screenshots should have taught us a lesson about thinking twice when posting something. Whether it's a questionable statement or potentially regretful photo, we always have time for a second of reflection before pressing ‘share.’
Some people, however, are clearly oblivious to the fact or don’t see it to be such a big deal. The result is hilariously dumb posts combined with a healthy dose of absurdity, and sometimes, trolling.
Below we wrapped up a solid collection of the funniest and most questionable things people got caught (shamelessly) sharing online.
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Warrior Demigod 2 years ago
those synonym rolls look good if only i was not allergic to cinnamon
Unpopular opinions 2 years ago
It doesn’t look like there is any cinnamon on these so they are synonym rolls.
Most of us, from time to time, are guilty of oversharing things on social media. From personal details to work rants and live location, it seems like we sometimes lack a filter of what and what not to share. And while we may indeed delete the posts and photos we regret posting, not everything can be reversed.
In fact, sharing too many private details about your life can be really dangerous and we reached out to Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN, who shared some very useful insight about it.
“From your social media accounts, especially Facebook, hackers can gain information about you and use social engineering attacks such as phishing, whaling, baiting, or pretexting to hack you,” Daniel told us.
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Beaver boi🦫️ 2 years ago
This is funny, but I'm pretty sure it was a joke. I mean, very obvious irony. A funny one, but not a real mistake. I have made many jokes similar to this before, and sometimes people think I don't know.
Alun Jones 2 years ago
And if you don't recognise the deliberate humour in the original post, then who's the idiot?????
VaggieVibes 1 year ago
Oh hey. The idiot missed that day in kindergarten as well! I had to teach myself some grammar...
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Alissa the Bored Fox 2 years ago
They left out the last 2 comments: And together, lettuce pray. Ramen
Tetelestai 2 years ago
I say this on purpose :P I have excellent writing skills, I just choose to be weird
Moreover, he said that they can use your information to impersonate you or even steal your identity. “Oversharing on social media makes the process of gathering information about the targeted person easier. And by sharing information about their family, users also put their loved ones in danger,” he explained.
“Although it’s fun to post vacation photos and let everyone know you’re having a cocktail on a sunny beach or skiing on a high mountain,” Daniel said, “it sends a clear signal to burglars that your home is empty.” The cybersecurity expert argues that those who really need to share their photos should at least wait till they are back home, and their home is not empty anymore.
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PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Bless her heart. I am going to give her benefit of doubt she didnt get enough sleep night before or they changed title/post after she commented. Hope she figured it out.
MP 2 years ago (edited)
Why not give the smarter benefit of the doubt and just assume she meant to reschedule the party, not the actual solar event?
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
Mrs Jenkins goes to see a lawyer. "What's the issue, Mrs Jenkins?" he asks. "I want to divorce my husband." "OK then, we need some grounds for divorce," says the lawyer. "Does your husband fail to provide for the household?" "No, to be fair, he's always been good at that," she says. "What about cruelty?" asks the lawyer, "has he ever struck you?" "Christ no, I'd beat the s*it out of him." The lawyer has a think. "Ah, what about infidelity? Has he ever been unfaithful to you?" Mrs Jenkins grins. "I think we've got him there!" she says. "I know for a fact my last baby wasn't his!" - Puckoon, Spike Milligan
Tyler 2 years ago
maybe I'm stupid but I don't get it, could you explain?
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Beck 2 years ago
There was one lady that gave birth to 3 kids that were not hers. State took them away. I think she was a chimera. She had absorbed her twin sister in the womb but she still had her sister's parts? The absorbed sister was the mother. She got her kids back.
Mary Rogers 2 years ago
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. That was a really horrible experience for the mother and her children to go through!
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Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
Actually wasn't there a woman who had a very very rare condition where she'd absorbed her non-identical twin sister in the womb and her eggs had gotten incorporated into her ovaries?
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Kind of. https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/shes-twin/story?id=2315693
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Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild and a youtube doc on her as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjtJBmLljyE Lydia Fairchild is a Chimera, 3 of her children do not share her DNA. They have Lydia's sister's DNA, but Lydia absorbed that sister in utero so she carries two distinct sets of DNA
Seabeast 2 years ago
There was a woman who gave birth to all her kids in a hospital, then was asked to take a DNA test when she applied for welfare. The test showed a different mother. Turns out she was a chimera and her uterus and ovaries had different DNA to the rest of her.
Angela Van Kell 2 years ago
Your 10 hours too late. Already in the comments twice. But it is interesting isn't it?
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Freddie Saturn 2 years ago
Important for switching babies after birth. Nurse make mistake, and nothing wrong to double check with this DNA test
ADDchallengedINFP-T 2 years ago
If there is a doubt of baby switching in the hospital, then yes.
Knox Warner 2 years ago
“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle
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ЛеснойКороль(Forest King)️ 2 years ago
lmao they probably liked their own comment
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Donkeywheel 2 years ago
Anything safe to inject can be safely eaten. You can drink any vaccine, it won’t harm you (but it won’t be efficient).
Something 2 years ago
However, everyone who does it will eventually die, just like everyone else.
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Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
if you drink a vaccine, you'll not die at all, it's only a stupid thing to do and a waste
Monday 2 years ago
That's the thing yes! Eating your vaccine just wastes the vaccine...and it'll probably taste bad.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Some vaccines are taken orally. Take the polio vaccine, for example. We had ours on a sugar cube at school
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
That's lucky, I'm old enough I got that huge needle in the arm. Or maybe it just seemed huge cos I was a kid...
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I ate vaccine on a spoon. Polio vaccine used to be put on a sugar cube.
Nadine Khazaka 2 years ago
Polio is not a thing anymore here because kids ate the vaccine with a cube of sugar.
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
polio is eradicated in the US, but some other countries still have it. So in theory someone could catch it while abroad and bring it to the US again. Vaccinate, everyone!
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Seabeast 2 years ago
Some of the original polio vaccines were oral. I remember getting it on a sugar cube in grade one or two and being disappointed that they weren't letting us have seconds.
Spikey Bunny 2 years ago
Same! My doctor had to yell at me to stop playing around and licking the thing... "It's not ice cream. Just PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!" I guess I was a little annoying as a kid.
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SheHulk 2 years ago (edited)
Why the quotation marks, since he definitely is one. I love a good WOOSH!
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I'm hoping the person replying did it as a joke and they weren't actually serious.
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Monday 2 years ago
Who knows....maybe it was a whole a*s church walking into the bar xD
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The Scout 2 years ago
A priest a, minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says : "I think I'm a type 0".
TonyTee 2 years ago
I just commented about that lol but in a joking manner though
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Der Kommissar 2 years ago
A Rabbi, a fireman and a prostitute walk into a bar. The bartender says; What is this? some kind of joke?
Id row 2 years ago
Imagine being the idiot who responded to that. They'll forever be known as a moron.
Dawn K 2 years ago
What about the poster? I see 3 mistakes he made. And if this is the real Stephen King, then he should be embarrassed.
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Nadine Khazaka 2 years ago
Grapes have a certain reputation for loose lips, especially when fermented.
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
People like this are the reason people assume all Americans are morons.
Just me, myself, and I 2 years ago
I'm American and I firmly believe 50% are morons.
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Tetelestai 2 years ago (edited)
I was waiting for a comment along those lines .-. Also, how do you populate the Earth when you are the only existing family? One more: genetics weren’t as messed up since the earth only just got messed up, I assume their children were functioning perfectly fine. Only after there was enough population was a law made
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Joshua David 2 years ago
Regardless of what flag it is, this is the perfect example of why I don't use social media. Honestly. Jaclyn from grade school 40 years ago, I don't give a Fu#k about you or how you feel.
Most people nowadays have a very active social media presence. But not many of us consider what kind of information about ourselves we give out to social media platforms and what they do with it.
“Data like your email address, name, day of birth, likes, or even the place you live is valuable for social media platforms. Once you willingly give away data by agreeing to a platform’s terms and conditions, it belongs to them,” Daniel said.
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
Looks a pregnant woman: "Can someone explain to me how they got the baby through the small hole?"
Mary Peace 2 years ago
But I thought that was done with pieces of string.
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Rayven 2 years ago
This reminds me of the person who asked if they would be okay after swallowing an ice cube.
SCP 4666 2 years ago (edited)
Were they worried that it didn't came out the other end after a week?
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xolitaire 2 years ago
As my grandad used to say: "You are now officially the rolls royce of stupidity." Bess his heart.
Laurie Landeau (lady lala) 1 year ago
thanks to your grandpa!!! i'm going to use that line to _my_ family/friends from now on (to jerks? meh!!)
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Valerie G. 2 years ago
On a side note, if you only half fill the bottle and freeze it lying on its side. The next day you can fill it up with fresh water and have a nice refreshing drink for hours.
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I pity the people who end up patients of that antivax medical student. Probably will prescribe bleach for all ailments
Biofish23 2 years ago
I am 110% certain that "medical student" is either an extreme exaggeration or an outright lie.
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Tamra 2 years ago
Remember, the dumbest student who graduates med school still gets to be called "doctor".
Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
Except they're going to fail all of the questions on the immune system.
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Chintan Shah 2 years ago
I think anti vaxing will not end unfortunate as it is, we live in a polarized world where people are not ready to change their thoughts/views. But the rest of shouldn't be forced to bear the burden, if an anti vax person gets the disease, why use public healthcare funds to treat them? They made a choice to put themselves at risk of a disease, the consequences of such choice should be borne entirely by them.
that weird wallflower is demi 2 years ago
@Lady Perkele, TRAUMA DOESNT CAUSE AUTISM!! (And, registered nurses, doctors, and other medical professionals of BP, please correct me if I'm wrong, I don't want to have any mistakes of that fact in my brain)
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BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago
There are some really dicy diploma mills handing out MDs and DOs.
Quarkbeast 2 years ago
You know what they say: you don't need to vaccinate all your children, just the ones you want to keep.
Mary Rogers 2 years ago (edited)
A lot of people don't seem to realize that back before vaccines were common it was very routine for families to lose one or more children. It was so common that it affected the statistics showing average lifespan. No, most people didn't die at age 30, that's just where the average ended up after calculating all the childhood deaths which were usually due to infectious diseases that we can prevent or treat today.
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Jungle Empress 85 2 years ago
I'm terrible at math, so I originally got the same answer until I was compelled to check the calculator. I'm not proud of that.
Tamra 2 years ago
Don't be too hard on yourself. Math isn't everyone's thing, and if you don't have to work with mathematical order of operations all the time, this is an easy one to forget.
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
I like Pandas Eat Dumplings with Mustard and Apples with Spice. The "with" reminds one to do those parts of the equation at the same time (division & multiplication in the order they appear, and addition & subtraction in the order they appear).
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MyNameIsNotAPortent 2 years ago
BODMAS precedence says 10, left-to-right precedence (as in Smalltalk) says 16. So how the hell did 25% of respondents get 13?
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
They were just trying to choose the closest option
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Lost Penny 2 years ago
Ok, fine, I can see how someone might think the answer is 16, but 13...? How?
Moreover, “social media platforms can share this data with their partners, sell this data to third parties, or even transfer your data to countries with less user-friendly privacy laws.” Which, of course, is the last thing you want them to do.
The good news is that there are a couple of things people can do to be more private on social media. First tip from Daniel is to not overshare and only provide the necessary information. “You don’t always need to provide your address or date of birth to create accounts.”
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PowellSkier 2 years ago
There are more public libraries than McDonald's or Starbucks in the US. Over 17,000.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
You know what scares me? This. Seems a lot of libraries are closing shop which means everything eventually will only be digital. Something about this shakes me to my very soul
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
San Francisco has the right idea. They passed a law that requires a specific percentage of the city budget be given to the library. This guarantees that there is always enough money for any new medium that may come along. And just let someone try to ban a book here!
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
You can actually check out digital library books from your library.
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Admiralu 2 years ago
Exactly. Too many forgetting that tons of books are being banned from libraries.
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Replies the OP, “But libraries are free, and benefit everyone and their communities, that’s socialism! A real patriot would rather go further in debt by paying for yet another subscription to something was/is/should be free? We’re not going to listen to free OTA radio when I can pay SIRIUS/XM for it! Nor are we going to watch free OTA tv when we can pay Hulu, Roku, cable, NETFLIX, prime Video, Disney+, HBO, etc! We want to pay for a book subscription. We may starve, or not afford medications, but at least our money is going to those who truly care about us and always has our best interests in mind, the big corporations! Besides, why would we want to go to a library which are there for the common good of local communities. Only smart people go to libraries .” *please note- this comment is sarcastic satire, not a true reply from the OP* I think I’ll grab a beer now.
Kat Hoth 2 years ago
If politicians get their way all the libraries will go away. They want the populace just able to follow orders.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
We have a beautiful 3 storied library downtown that overlooks a river. Unfortunately, my county government is corrupt and they are selling any land they own downtown, including the library, to the highest bidder to build not only high-rises, but to change the codes for height limits on residential buildings. My usual library is directly across the river, so I'm guessing it will be the next victim of lining the pockets of politicians.
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green penguin <333 2 years ago
and everyone knows that the stuff there is made by the grocery fairy
scag$y 2 years ago
Well, this one kind of hit home. My mum and dad, live near a Turkey farm, so my dad suggested they get the Christmas bird from there instead of the supermarket. In all seriousness, my mum, bless her, says 'Oh no! I don't like that idea at all. The ones in the supermarket are much cleaner'. I can't believe we had to explain to her where turkeys come from. She works in Law for goodness' sake. Law.
Luna Crow 2 years ago
Well in a way she's right, by the time they get to the supermarket they've already been cleaned (this of course depends on whether your dad was going to ask the farmer for a live or prepared bird)
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
Yeah, this sounds like an experience I had in the grocery store. I was in the deli area, and this lady was looking at meat. I overheard her say to herself how expensive the cut she had was, so I told her she should go to the butcher to get meat instead. It's fresher, cheaper, and you get more for your $. Her teenage daughter that was with her immediately gets disgusted, and is like "Gross, why would you go somewhere that kills innocent animals when you can just buy meat at the store!" Her poor mum looked like she wanted to disappear through the floor 🤣
UpupaEpops 2 years ago
This is a real problem. Most people in developed countries are so out of touch when it comes to agriculture and farming, it's scary. And ultimately, they are voting on agricultural policies as well, when they are electing their politicians. This is why you have people who think that agricultural work is 9-5 and only on weekdays. Why they don't understand how offering £20/h for fruit pickers would be driving up prices to stratospheric heights. Or why the whole world going vegan would just create a completely different set of problems and it's definitely not that damn steak that will kill us all.
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Please ... dear Lord ... make them stop talking ... and make them Non-Americans.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
As someone reared on a farm, I can't express how exasperating it is to learn how many people don't understand a damn thing about their food. SMH
rs_adahl1971 2 years ago
I'd be interested in hearing where they think groceries come from lol
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
Don't you know? Groceries come from grocery stores
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Reminds me of the Morecambe and Wise sketch where Ernie reflects on Eric's idiocy as a student: "Eric, where do we get our sugar from?" "From the co-op, Miss"
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I... What... No. That's not how distance works.
O D 2 years ago
Funny that... Most things in the US are reported with the old British system (40,000 gallons of gas spilled, 200 acres burned, 1200 miles of coastline contaminated). Except for cocaine and other illegal drugs! (500 kilos 'recovered' in Miami)
Load More Replies... not human 2 years ago
I really really hope this was meant as a joke. You didn't mean it, right? Right?
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The second tip is to “use strong passwords, don’t reuse them, and keep them safe in a password manager, like NordPass.”
Daniel’s advice is to make sure you don’t use social media on public devices. “But if you do, always remember to log out when you’re done.”
Another useful and simple trick is to disable geolocation data on your apps. Moreover, make sure you never trust suspicious links, even if you get them from your friends. And last but not least is to set up 2-factor authorization where possible.
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Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Who's going to break the news about dolphins to them? Bagsy not me! 🤔
Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
I showed someone in my class this person on another post of someone rejecting wikipedia after it said dolphins are mammals. He said that the person was right, (which is clearly wrong,) and I explained how he was wrong. Then his friend (who likes to brag about how much smarter he is than me) said I was wrong. I showed them google to show how wrong both of them were, and they both said google was wrong. Now I can't trust him saying he's smart
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Chaserblue 2 years ago
Nobody tell him about dolphins or whales, we'll never hear the end of it...
Mari Balot 2 years ago
So wait. Does that mean you live in America whilst your family is in Sweden? And you never wondered why they sent YOU there? o_O
Jaaawn 2 years ago
Bet they are one of those Americans that have distant relatives in Sweden but still call themselves 'Swedish' every chance they get. Like on St. Paddys Day, everyone is suddenly 'Irish' etc.
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
oh, and, cetaceans clearly are confined to land. unless this dumb human thinks a whale is a fish.
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not your average weirdo 2 years ago
People like this are the reason why everyone thinks Americans are idiots
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
Because the percentage of being right in an argument increases with the volume of your voice? 😜
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Well technically we have only one birthday. From then on it is anniversaries.
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
I do think we see birthdays a bit wrongly, if I can explain this - we celebrate the birthday “oh NOW you’re one year old, but really a birthday is a celebration of a completed year. You didn’t turn 30 on your 30 birthday, you completed your 30th year already, well done! If that makes sense?
Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
You’re definitely steeping your tea with the good stuff🤪
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago (edited)
Or 0009... In case you're 9 and you just like more candles
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Is this the same person that returned their address #’s because it was backwards??
F.O.H.P.R.G 2 years ago
How about 10? Or 20? Not to mention 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, and 100
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Words fail me often enough. Then a week later I suddenly fall awake at 4 A.M. with that word in my head. To be forgotten again before breakfast.
2 years ago
I'm no longer using the word "feather" and have decided to only refer to them as "bird leaves". Who wishes to join me
SCP 4666 2 years ago
We have Danger noodle, trash panda, battle unicorn and now there`s bird leaves. Can we please rename more stuff in this manner?
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
I called my face mask “mouth panties” once during a brain fart, does that count too?
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Alecto76 2 years ago
Several years ago my husband momentarily forgot the word for bark. He called it tree skin. And a certain someone won't let him forget it.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
I like tree skin as well, Alecto. Please tell your husband he has a'fan' in the UK!
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Lotekguy 2 years ago
It's always been a thing. Migratory bird leaves twice a year.
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kool mudkips 2 years ago
My medication gives me brain fog. I use descriptive terms like this when I forget the word. So my kids will get what I'm saying. It's so frustrating. I would Never post it online. It's bad enough happening in person. I'm only 39!
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Incest is relaxing ... I wasn't aware of this but I will take your word on it.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
🎶 Beatniks and politics, nothing to lose. A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view. 🎶
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Elio 2 years ago
I think it was supposed to be "incense" originally but the typo is funny.
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Sara W 2 years ago
I feel like you should be able to eat something called a njgglywiggly. Wonka vibes.
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Jenna Logan 2 years ago
Honestly my babysitter told my sister and I the same thing about big red or one of those cinnamon gums when we were little, so my sister and I would chew the gum with the wrapper on it lol
Ria C. 2 years ago
It wasn't big red but I can't remember the name rn and you weren't the only ones. It was a BIG thing!
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“Mommy, why is it that every time I eat chocolate kisses I get white lines in my poop?”
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MyNameIsNotAPortent 2 years ago
Some Americans think it would be a good idea to build a wall along the south border to keep out the drugs, guns and general dumbassery. Some of them may have a point. We call these people Canadians
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
To be fair, the movie and the real event had more than a few differences
Monday 2 years ago
And there are people out there that think Jack and Rose were real people on the Titanic. My kid self was one of them.
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PiclleCayk🫥 2 years ago
Can we just have a moment of silence to appreciate that no one liked that post....
Chris Hill 2 years ago
I never saw the last part of the movie, what happened when they got to New York? Did Jack and Rose get married?
Dana Trahan 2 years ago
Before someone posts things like this they really should do some research
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Joshua David 2 years ago
And this woman has $ to travel? An idiot with resources is the most dangerous kind. Look at US politics lol.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
After reading some of these posts I kinda want to set up a troll account that posts this sort of nonsense deliberately.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Oh shįt. So I'm not American? I never knew; nearly 40 years old and I thought I was. Thank you geology. You rock
Synlover Too 2 years ago
Speaking of stupid girls... if she doesn't know the difference between geography and geology class, how can she possibly be smart enough to know New York is, indeed, in America? Educational $ wasted on this one!
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Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
if you have to quadruple the recipe, better go straight to a blast furnace to cook them...
ЛеснойКороль(Forest King)️ 2 years ago
i think a person with this kind of intellect shouldn’t be around an oven
ForestMaker 2 years ago
Alternate ending: The oven DOES go to 800, and they have to eat burnt AF cookies. Also, house on fire! Yay!
Synlover Too 2 years ago
Another one that fell out of the "Stupid Tree" & hit every branch on the way down. SMDH
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Mama Penguin 2 years ago
She should wear a diaper on her face. Really thick, high quality ones since s**t keeps coming out of her mouth.
James016 2 years ago
If someone was going to shart on your face, wouldn't you rather they wore pants
Carla Phillips 2 years ago
I'd wear them on my ears if it would block her poison from entering my brain
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
I thought this was a parody account. But nope! It’s her! 🤣😳 https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1597403782492540928?s=46&t=eHD88cb4FGsGMOgAaI-I0g
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Twizzle Sticks 2 years ago (edited)
If only the OP would figure this out and wear hand socks aka mittens. Then they couldn’t type on their phone and I wouldn’t be wasting my time responding to their fum duckery. 😜
zak 2 years ago
They already make those, they usually call them "toe socks" when I see them.
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Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
Yes I'm a vegetarian. Yes I eat fish. Yes, we exist. Yes, I know that it's called pescatarian. Yes, I am a pescatarian. After all, how could I live without fish.
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Julie Snelling 2 years ago
After all these years of eating meat I've just found out I'm a vegan
O D 2 years ago
Diurnal veganism? Fortnightly arsonist. Quarterly Billionaire.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I was taught to use artifacts that were created even before the ancient TomTom... the works of the great Rand McNally!
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PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Their mind is going to explode when they learn even earlier then maps they used the sun moon and stars.
Melissa Hamed 2 years ago
How did we know anything before the internet? Obviously this person does not know.
Twizzle Sticks 2 years ago (edited)
Actually, there used to be people, specially trained local folks, who stood at every intersection of every road, in every state, 24/7. At night they carried a torch so you could see them and they were called, “Dinkers.” Their job was to help guide confused tourists on their journey. If you were lost you would stop and point at them with the middle finger of your left hand (the left hand was used because the right hand was handling the reins/steering wheel) . They then would come over and give you directions. it was said that on a clear night you could “see their lanterns and torches for miles.” They often carried corn or carrots in their pockets for the hungry mules and horses of the weary traveler. Later, it was petrol and coffee for the lost drivers. Alas, the Great Road Flu of 1931, which occurred in 1942, wiped out most of these Dinkers, and the Great Alien Abduction of ‘54 took the rest of them. They were officially declared extinct in 1972.
Twizzle Sticks 2 years ago
They’re remembered fondly today. Whenever a driver points his middle finger ( in the US it’s usually the left one. While in Europe, by tradition, it’s often the right), at you or to the sky, he/she is paying homage to the once great, but now extinct, Dinkers. .
Load More Replies... ЛеснойКороль(Forest King)️ 2 years ago (edited)
why didn’t you no this was a stupid question??
Mary Peace 2 years ago
It sounds as if you have 2 or 3 wives in the car. "Turn left." "No, turn right. Don't listen to her."
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Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago
I tried to explain "Thomas Guide" to my 10 yo. granddaughter. She didn't believe a word of it. I googled it and she looked at me with such pity. "I'd just stay home and FaceTime " she said....which opened up a whole new can of worms.
#29
Alison Welles 2 years ago
I bang my head against walls sometimes trying to get rid of them.
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#30
Adam L 2 years ago
Such an awesome skit that's been redone and parodied lol. It's one of those jokes that can be funny any time period after baseball was created until its no longer a thing.
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#31
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Don't you mean geology? (reference to another post, I swear I'm not dumb)
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
There are 23 Cal State Universities. CSUSF is one of them.
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María Hermida 2 years ago
Well, that's normal in a country where people can go to college if they are good at football or baseball...
#32
2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
Well, following your advice, I looked this up and guess what? It was originally posted in 2015 as satire.
Load More Replies... SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Nah, they're for a Black & Decker semi automatic.
Load More Replies... Jake Lewis 2 years ago
Why do these people think they're capable of "research"? They LOVE telling you about their "research" findings.
#33
Can’t be twins if not identical
Bread 2 years ago
I literally have identical twins who dont look identical. I guess they aren't twins after all. 😂
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
Paternal twins, triplets can be different genders and don't necessarily look alike.
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Thankfully my native language has different words for identical and fraternal twins, making it a bit easier for people to not be stupid (though it still doesn't help some)
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Oh cool, what language and what’s the words, if you don’t mind sharing? :) I’m a fraternal twin (but my twin and I look a lot alike)
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago (edited)
oh nvm me and my litter mate- I MEAN HUMAN AND NOT LION HM YES are just sibs DEFINITELY HUMAN AND NOT LION WITH INTERNET ACCESS HM YES then
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
Lol I used to call my twin my womb-mate but I kinda like litter made better
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Henry Russell 2 years ago
honestly if you saw my twin he looks like my older brother by atl east 4 years he looks old for his age and i look like a 9 year old ( im 13)
Majungasaurus 2 years ago
I’m 3” taller than my twin, 20 lbs lighter, and our body shapes are different (I’m very long all over and she has short lil legs). My face is oval-shaped, hers is square. She’s light blonde, I’m dark blonde. We looked alike as babies but once we hit like 2-3 years old, the differences just kept coming 😅
Load More Replies... Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
My father was a twin. His brother looked nothing like him. There's also this thing were one twin could be a boy and the other a girl.
Mrs. Harry Potter 2 years ago
yes fraternal twins are technically siblings considering they share 50% of the same DNA (which is the same for siblings not born at the same time). Identical twins share 100% of the same DNA
Valerie G. 2 years ago
In our family we had two sets of twins, both boy/girl. I can't tell you how many times I had to almost smack people who asked if either set was identical.
Sharon Ammons 2 years ago
True story - my coworker found out she was pregnant with twins. It was early in the pregnancy, but the doctor could tell they were identical, even if he couldn't tell the sex yet. My coworker is talking to her mother-in-law and she says, well we know it's going to be a boy and a boy or a girl and a girl. The MIL proceeds to argue that it could be a boy and girl. My friend says, "No, they're identical twins, so they have to be the same sex." MIL just kept arguing that it was possible to have boy/girl identical twins. At that point, my coworker just gave up. You can't fight stupid.
#34
WeatheredRobot 2 years ago
Going to think about this one next time I ride my bike on a cycle path😂
Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
Fun fact:a psychopath doesn’t mean crazy it means a person who doesn’t feel guilt at all and only care about themselves
#35
Leah Brown 2 years ago
If this is an older... uh... technologically challenged individual then I totally get it.
not human 2 years ago
So you are referring to a stereotypical boomer? ( not that I believe in stereotypes but yk what I'm saying )
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Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
no wonder that Prince in Nigeria stopped emailing everyone - he found her
#36
Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
Sweden, Mexico, Greece, Egypt, Chile, Cyprus. There are a lot more.
JoyfulZebra 2 years ago
N***r, Morocco, Kosovo, United Kingdom, Burundi, Fiji
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Christof Irran 2 years ago (edited)
"Austria" doesn't have an A in its name because its real name is "Oesterreich." English speaking folks don't get to decide what a country's name should be. Norway has an A in only three of its six official names - see: Kongeriket Norge, Kongeriket Noreg, Norgga gonagasriika, Vuona gånågisrijkka, Nöörjen gånkarïjhke, and Norjan kuninkhaanvaltakunta.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
And then there are countries such as Russia (русский язык) that don't have an A in their names because their alphabet doesn't include letters of the Western (Latin) alphabet.
Load More Replies... ЛеснойКороль(Forest King)️ 2 years ago
i’m sorry but this is the funniest thing i’ve seen i’m my life
The Other Guest 2 years ago
Oh, FFS Bored Panda. Montenegro. Niger. Nigeria. THESE ARE ALL ACTUAL PLACES AND NOT RACIAL EPITHETS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE.
#37
Wait, mayo isn’t just made from plants?
Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
I think this is the only time I've seen a post like this about veganism and it's the vegan who's making sense (Yes, normal vegans exist, but all we ever hear about or see in listicles like this are the crazy, stupid ones LOL)
K W 2 years ago
Gotta agree with you. We use it despite not being vegan and it really is very tasty. It's so expensive though.
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#38
Monday 2 years ago
Like dude, what if we just stop telling dogs to walk? Would they, like, just lie there?
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Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Can we try telling people like this to think on the off chance that it works?
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Dogs can talk, but it’s a subtler and much simpler language than ours :) I can tell exactly what my dog wants simply by his tail, his ears, and the tone of his bark.
#39
Radish The Rabbit 2 years ago
That’s technically true. He doesn’t like eating animals because he helps them! That makes sense.
AniaSD 2 years ago
or he knows too much about the chicken farms and how the meat is produced
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
My grandson hates chicken too. Likes eating them, just not keen on being chased by them. 3 years old and tried to collect some eggs.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Let's say Rob knew how to spell vegetarian, his reply would still be incorrect. The mom specifically mentioned chicken, not meat in general.
Melissa Hamed 2 years ago
If your son not liking chicken is the worst thing you can say about him you're going to have a good kid.
Erin Aardvark 1 year ago
I have face-palmed so much through this article, there is a permanent handprint on my forehead.
#40
KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦 2 years ago
One hundreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Melissa Hamed 2 years ago
They were trying to sounds smart. They didn't think it through but they tried.
#41
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
uhh nope im definitely human and not a lion with internet accses
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Gmaddles 2 years ago
And adding that "be smart" comment brings out the Christian judgment on others
Load More Replies... Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago
People always told me humans are the smartest animals on the planet. I don't think I can trust them anymore
Jane Alexander 2 years ago
- so would that make us vegetables or minerals? As I look around me I see some of all three represented in certain individuals
#42
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Well, I was born in the 2nd millenium, and here I am, at the 3th one. I have seen things...
Richard Henderson 2 years ago (edited)
Someone born in 2020 will invent a Time Machine. I guess. Predictive, why did you capitalise “Time Machine”?
#43
What about, school cool food wood fool + many many more
nobodyever 2 years ago
Thoos goofy fool joost rooined moo mood wooth thoos foolish poost
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Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago
These sorts of posts on e.g. Facebook are intended to simply get people to respond so that the OP now has your info and will possibly/likely target you with a goal of stealing your info or hacking your account. Never respond to these.
CORGI QUEEN 1 year ago
hmm yes wooden wood woudl you liek some metalic metal? /s (please don't take this as rude, I was only jokeing)
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#44
Harris Good 2 years ago
actually on 12 dollars 25 cents (this feels weird to type as i use pounds) and that would be all his money gone (this is from after the 8 billion people mark)
Michael Largey 2 years ago
George Bernard Shaw was campaigning for a new system of spelling. Someone came up to him and said "Did you know that 'sugar' is the only word in the English language where 'su' is pronounced ''shu' ?" Shaw immediately replied "Sure - I knew that."
SCP 4666 2 years ago (edited)
🎶Maths scars. Maths wounds aaaand marrs. aaaany braaainn... 🎶
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#45
The things you see on the neighborhood page is just mind blowing sometimes
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
I would totally take that job. That'll be $3,000US and you'll never hear the devil again.Results in 4 hours or whenever I lose interest. I got these devil canceling headphones that will continue his treatment. Money back for referrals.
Monday 2 years ago
I'll be your business partner! I provide 24 hour anti-devil music support and will send thoughts and prayers to every customer at their request.
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Christof Irran 2 years ago
I can put up with these sort of "... things you see on the neighborhood page"; it's when they get all alarmed because there is a "Suspicious Individual' sometimes walking through the neighborhood who is 'suspicious' only because he (and it's always a he) is black.
Marleina Hershberg 2 years ago
MASTER!! MASTER!! Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings... Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
My guess : "A long-@ss fu**ing time ago, in a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family, religious through and through"... For those who know Tenacious D
aZZy_d3Lta (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
once someone called my music "Evil" and "against god". I was listening to Triple Baka-
#46
I have got to know what he thinks potato chips are made out of
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
I pity the ones who work for Pringle's. Those cans ...
Load More Replies... Christof Irran 2 years ago
The former isn't really that dumb of a question. I personally don't know for how much longer I can trust these companies to actually continue to have potato as the main ingredient (looking at you, Pringles). They, and others like them, have done nothing to earn my trust. (Hey, Lay's!, don't sit there all smug - I don't trust you either, and I haven't purchased your products since 1983.)
#47
Pasterusation make milk posionus
Temporary Dork 2 years ago (edited)
Censor my censor, protect me from the fourth instance of the word MILK thank you Milk-6448c...f83acb.jpg 
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
I'm glad you noticed as well. I'm so traumatised that I can barely type. 😋
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#48
DC 2 years ago
Actually, if they sold Salmon Vanilla Chicken cat food, I'd not be very surprised. A bit, not very - they sell all kinds of things that cats usually hunt, like peas, tomato sauce, ... and, I have to ask myself time and again - why do they do this? Cat food, it seems, aims at being tolerable by humans? Or what? After all, it remains disgusting anyway...
#50
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Maybe this is correct if, and it's a big if, it's the same person! 😋
v 2 years ago
Well...I'm sure if you ran your theory by OP they'd agree with it.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
Someone gets run down by a car every eleven seconds. He really should watch where he's going.
Ellison Kendall (they/them) 2 years ago
One person dies every 5 seconds on average, and on average one person is born every 4 seconds. Plus yk, twins, triplets,
#51
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I think this is funny: Yankees (formerly Marlins) have a player named Giancarlo Stanton. His nickname is Parmagiancarlo.
#52
Homophobia from conservative parents
David 2 years ago
My mom failed me. Whole time I was growing up she totally forgot to tell me to hate people who were not like me. /s
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
Mine was worse! She taught me to like them and make them my friends! 🥺
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Thinking about the well-funded adult run organisation pushing an agenda at a school, does that not also include NFL and NBA encouraging kids to play sports? So if you're gonna take this off the kids, you should be taking away football and basketball too?
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
If this was a thing when I was younger, I wouldn't have had to pretend I was into guys when I really wasn't.
Tracy Butler 2 years ago
I was in GSA in middle school, late 90s. In Virginia! How have things regressed this much?!
#53
Helena 2 years ago
Ok, time for America's favorite game show 'Satire, Drunk or Stupid?' For the statement on your screen, was the poster a) Engaging in Satire b) Had a few too many c) Stupid beyond all reason
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
So true. He himself even showed his birth video at an event further solidifying his foreign birth 🤣 https://youtu.be/2bqEn8AXzJ4
#54
No one ever plans for anything, apparently.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
It used to be that underneath the plane - right behind the landing wheels - there was this incredibly long extension cord which they could lower to the ground and plug in there to recharge. But nowadays they just use one of the same built-in USB rechargers that passengers use for their phones.
M O'Connell 2 years ago
All the pilot needs to do is declare "minimum fuel" to ATC and be diverted to an alternate airport or be given priority in the landing order.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Don't worry, the battery will ALWAYS have enough juice to get the plane to its crash site.
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
Most planes glide fairly well, even without the engine(s)/motor(s) running. Plus, if you declare an emergency, ATC's #1 priority is getting you on the ground safe. They would literally direct you to land at Area 51, if that was the closest runway. Of course, you'd be put in handcuffs as soon as you stepped foot on solid ground, but they'd get you down safely first.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Do planes not have an equivalent to an alternator? So they're constantly producing their own power? Most cars (older ones anyway, maybe not the newer ones) could literally run without a battery once they'd been started as long as the alternator was running properly.
A P 2 years ago
Yes. Plane engines can usually generate electricity by themselves, but planes also have an APU (auxiliary power unit) which runs off of the same fuel as the main engines and generates electricity. The APU is usually only used when the engines are not on.
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Tell me you have no reading comprehension without telling me you have no reading comprehension
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
White people benefit from living in a society that values whiteness over other races/colors. It’s a pretty simple concept really, and it means the *exact opposite* of “you think you’re better than a person of color”. The commenter totally misunderstood what OP was saying.
Load More Replies... Michaele 2 years ago
I actually feel the need to explain the post, because I don't think it is stupid at all, just needs context. The quote in the above post actually is very close to the premise of the book "White Fragility" by author Robin Diangelo. Excellent book. Linked here: https://www.amazon.ca/White-Fragility-People-About-Racism/dp/0807047414/ref=sr_1_1?hvadid=267166751494&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=1001880&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=17109967763417313063&hvtargid=kwd-342700682137&hydadcr=22429_9261606&keywords=white+fragility&qid=1682546609&sr=8-1 In the above post the OP is saying that when white folks (men or women) are engaged in a conversation that leans towards racist behavior of whites towards blacks (or other minorities) white people will often start saying, "Well, not all white people (behave like that)." This is equivalent to when a woman is trying to explain sexism to a man and the man says "Well, not all men". It is dismissive and defensive, and puts the attention back on the needs of the (Cont..)
DC 2 years ago
I get that. People of certain, let's call it, opinions EVER answer to what you're actually saying or thinking, but to what they'd want you to so they have an answer already with them and are ready to apply it - where it is appliable, where it isn't, whereever, just whereever. Like, Zip Ties are the solution to whatever is broken, just in wrong.
Nosirrow 2 years ago
My mother was a men-hating feminist, she believed all men are evil. I'm a fierce anti-feminist. You can't be taken seriously if you judge a huge group of people by one or two s****y persons.
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
So you’re judging all feminists by the actions of your men-hating mother? Isn’t that contradictory to what you just said?
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Behold! The definitive “dinosaurs aren’t real” slideshow
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Of course. What other historical documentary could of tipped them off?
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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
As any sane mythical being could tell you, dragons are obviously real. They faked their own extinction because they kept being hunted by ignorant and self centered humans. But don't take my word for it because I'm just a Totally Normal, uh... Human, who is Definitely Not a Vampire.
#57
Commenting on a picture of lightning
Matt Mich 2 years ago
the video isn't playing when i click on it, can you try uploading again?
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
why am I scared more with the response "not everyone will see the truth"?
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
how far away do they think the sun is? or is lightning their proof that the sun is a disc on the back of a turtle holding up the flat earth? and do I really want to know??
nobodyever 2 years ago
Aiuhbrevy. Ugqrife q uiyfygu uygr (I can no longer wright cause I unlearnt everything :) )
#58
Man gets mad for people standing next to him, drinking at a bar
Karmageddon 2 years ago
Can't believe they knew how to mix gin, sour mix and soda. That's a fancy schmancy place all right.
Monday 2 years ago
Then you move though. It's natural people will be drinking next to you at a bar xD
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#59
Rebekah Krause 2 years ago
I’m gonna say this is a talk to text fail that they didn’t catch, because my talk to text constantly says Roman numerals for ramen noodles. I guess I kind of appreciate my phone thinks I talk about Roman numerals so much at 3am while watching “Um, Actually”. It makes me feel less judged.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Oh, I do battle with Siri on a daily basis. Sometimes it will type out perfectly then *change a word a split second before it's sent. Siri is like a dang gym for my salty Navy vocabulary... exercising it every day. 🏋️
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#60
The solution to not being lazy is *unknown*
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
the solution to the problem is to solve the problem before it’s the problem so that you don’t have to solve the problem, because you already solved the problem pre-problem. see? easy! /s
#61
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
Dunno about health problems but it's true they were imported from the Americas, as were potatoes, peppers, corn and other stuff. Though it took long for them to be accepted. The man who introduced potatoes in France had to resort to ruse, posting armed guards around the field so people would think they were valuable. Potatoes did help reduce famines in Europe though actually all parts of the plant except the tuber are in fact poisonous. Its closest European cousin is the Belladona, or Nightshade, which is deadly.
SkekVi 2 years ago
there's a seed of truth to 'tomatoes are poisonous'--tomatoes are very acidic, and many dishes had lead in the glaze, so the tomatoes would leach the lead out. :s
Load More Replies... Rebekah Krause 2 years ago (edited)
It’s this weird common thing that I learned about around 2009. People think you should only eat food native to where you live (or are from) . Not because it’s better for the environment, or important to grow native plant species, but because if you live in a certain area, you can’t properly digest foods from other areas. I had a girl tell me I should never eat bananas, because I can’t absorb any of the nutrients because bananas are not native to the United States, or Europe. It’s kind of that whole thing how some nationalities are more prone to certain food, allergies or intolerances taken to a super duper extreme
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago
I'm from the US, but my genetic heritage is mostly English, so I guess I should be eating black pudding or something?
Load More Replies... Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Tomatoes were thought to be bad because they leached the lead out of the pewter plates they ate off of, giving them lead poisoning. Tomatoes are actually good for you though.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
It's not so much the plants themselves as it is the absence thereof - see "Irish Potato Famine." (BTW How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irishman? Answer: not a single one.)
#62
Please respond to this
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
I *think* the last successful invasion of China by a European power was the Opium Wars, and as the name implies, they weren't about microchips - which hadn't been invented.
Karmageddon 2 years ago
Did this idiot just write up a bunch of sentences, throw them in a hat and draw them out one at a time?
Rowan_the_raging_raven 2 years ago
How do you even respond to this... like what are you even saying???
#63
Person thinks they will get a better quality job by asking for a “trump-loving” roofer
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
Why? If they screw up and you accuse them of doing a bad job, they’ll just blame Obama.
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
I assumed that "insurance job" involved fraud in which case they're clearly on the right track.
Karmageddon 2 years ago
More likely they are looking for someone they can rip off, just like the traitor tot himself.
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
I'm not surprised that they're looking for a roofer. They obviously have something wrong upstairs.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
That makes about as much sense as the ones who make a point of putting Christian symbols somewhere in their logo or name. Still doesn't mean you won't get screwed over lol
Bruce the Goose 2 years ago
Or maybe they're looking for an unscrupulous roofer that will overcharge the insurance company while using the cheapest quality and less expensive materials then split the difference to line their pockets.
Valaun 2 years ago
It's sound really stupid when you put it like that. I have a pile of Trumpies at work. I'm going to start using local politicians and do this same thing. Something like "Well I think we should only use a Tatz loving groundskeeper. Lol
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This man actually believes this too
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
My uncle believes he can see his own fingers vibrate in the 5th dimension
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
Change "billionaires" with god/the church and you have a middle ages cosplayer here.
#65
I hope this person is joking
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
Maybe it's a kid trying to sell it? I wouldn't call this stupid unless I knew this was an adult posting it.
#66
Constipating
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
This person is normally a Miami Dolphins fan (American football), but they do not like the current Miami Dolphins quarterback (the man who throws the football). They are considering (or "constipating", apparently) getting rid of all their Miami Dolphins merchandise simply because they don't like the current quarterback XD
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Given the number of "s***" in the post, I don't think constipation is a problem for them any more
Karmageddon 2 years ago
Well that quarterback probably sucks because he spends so much time comparing hotel rates....
#67
Charlotte Phillips 2 years ago
Is not a bad idea But if after you get a punch in the face don't complain. Probably the girlfriend thought violence was not a bad idea too.
Chintan Shah 2 years ago
Hmm, asking is it a good idea but also asking for only positive responses...
Mary Peace 2 years ago
If she drops the chemistry class, the glass test-tubes will get broken!
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TyrantrumGogoat 2 years ago
Have I been on bored panda to long? I've seen every last one of these.
Ellison Kendall (they/them) 2 years ago
I hate the anti-vaxxers. The research was proved wrong, and even if it wasn’t, they’d rather have their kids die than be autistic, like me? It hurts.
Redheaded1 2 years ago
I would enjoy it more if they left in the names and the photos of the people.
Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
I feel like I've just bashed my had against the kitchen counter... 40 times... 🤦
Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
Argh!! Head, head!! Now I have to walk away in shame! 😔
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TyrantrumGogoat 2 years ago
Have I been on bored panda to long? I've seen every last one of these.
Ellison Kendall (they/them) 2 years ago
I hate the anti-vaxxers. The research was proved wrong, and even if it wasn’t, they’d rather have their kids die than be autistic, like me? It hurts.
Redheaded1 2 years ago
I would enjoy it more if they left in the names and the photos of the people.
Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
I feel like I've just bashed my had against the kitchen counter... 40 times... 🤦
Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
Argh!! Head, head!! Now I have to walk away in shame! 😔
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