40 Of The Worst Newspaper Headlines To Make You Facepalm At The Stupidity

Well not all police unities have an alison Dubois or a Jess Mastriani in thir rank yet ;p

The police is said to hire psychics every now and then.

People talk before they die, time between attack and death can be years with medical advances. Which was why they got rid of the "year and a day" rule between attack n and death.

If the crime was an attempted homocide, would you still be a homocide victim? If the answer is yes, that solves your problem.

To (unfortunately) add a rational note to utter silliness, not all of them die at once. some take several hours, even days, and can give a statement to the police before they expire. Now, back to the silliness!

hauntings

ouija boards were employed to talk to the unlucky victims of this murder case heh

When do the dead talk to the police???

i think never!

Yes, this is exactly I was going to say. Let's talk about homicide victims that do talk.

Or an accountant.

Some did. Have you never seen the handicapped stalls where the toilet is crammed under the hand-bars, and the paper dispenser is out of reach? Or the ones where it's too short and too narrow to actually get a mobility device in there?

some becomes airline transport pilots

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Now math is racist and a "tool of oppression used by the Patriarchy"

One of them worked for NASA, and a lot of the early astronauts wouldn't get in the capsules without her work. (Literally; they insisted she check the orbital and fuel burn figures over the early computers.)

The same person who programmed the talking Barbies with "Math is so hard!"

That would be a plurality rather than a majority, though.

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Nope, sorry you're wrong. They either like or dislike math, and 4 out of 10 can never be a majority anyway

oh joy

Took us long enough lol

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Actually, 19.

or 18......

I Bet You Are EXACTLY Right!

or maybe 18

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You're an adult when you're 18 in the UK

Never heard of someone over 20 being referred to as a teen, either!

Are they Ganja do anything about it?

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i see it too and must say i like

Haha, man tror det er løgn :-D

As someone who lives in Toronto, I can guarantee you it was...

Not necessarily. Pols have joint committees on all sorts of stuff. Even intelligence, which they know even less about than weed.

You mean, in reality they hide them in some forest barns? That sounds reasonable!

THEY'RE HIDING THEM IN SPACE! I read somewhere that that's theoretically possible

Hmmmm!

I hid mine in the desert! U were supposed to hide them in seas??

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