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Cooking is an art form, and there are no limits to what culinary masterpieces chefs will come up with next. (Have you guys ever seen what an air fryer can do?) But when it comes to how brilliant dishes are served, there are many purists out there who think there’s nothing better than the classics. Plates and bowls were invented for a reason after all!

Below, you’ll find some of the wildest alternatives to traditional dishes that people have scrutinized in the We Want Plates subreddit. From fish sticks in Crocs to bread in a Versace shoe, we hope you get a kick out of these unappetizing atrocities down below. Be sure to upvote the ones that make you hesitant to ever eat in a restaurant again, and remember that sometimes it’s best to just stick with what you know.

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#1

This Isn’t A Plate! The Wig Is Up!

This Isn’t A Plate! The Wig Is Up!

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    Drinking Water Out Of A Measuring Cup Does Not Make Me Feel Quirky, It Makes Me Feel Like A Lunatic Who Needs To Go Do Their Dishes

    Drinking Water Out Of A Measuring Cup Does Not Make Me Feel Quirky, It Makes Me Feel Like A Lunatic Who Needs To Go Do Their Dishes

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    #3

    A Full English Served By A Hipster

    A Full English Served By A Hipster

    "Imagine going to spend your hard earned money on a full English and they bring it out on a BLOODY SPADE"

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    T Tan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bigger travesty is that many of those items look underdone. WHERE ARE MY CRISPY BITS

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    We Want Plates is a website, subreddit, Facebook page, Instagram account, Twitter account, and even a book! Just like wooden boards and baskets have taken the restaurant world by storm, We Want Plates has secured its place on the internet, demanding that people just use normal dishware. The subreddit, which has amassed an impressive 932k members since its creation in 2015, describes its mission as “crusades against serving food on bits of wood and roof tiles, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars.” And the community certainly does an excellent job of mocking all of the ridiculous items restaurants find a way of incorporating into their kitchens for questionable reasons.

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    We Want Plates was started by Ross McGinnes, and lucky for us, my colleague Jonas was previously able to get in touch with him to hear more about how this community advocating for plates began in the first place. “I started the campaign in 2015 after a friend posted a picture of an average-sized steak on Facebook, which had been served to him on a large chopping board. It was captioned, unironically, ‘That is a big meal!’ It wasn't a big meal — he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense,” McGinnes previously told Bored Panda. “I searched Twitter for an account which would allow me to vent my spleen with like-minded people, but found nothing. We Want Plates was born.”

    #4

    This Is Getting Ridiculous

    This Is Getting Ridiculous

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a bad idea, I mean there are certainly better ways to serve tacos but this way, the fillings can't spill.

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    #5

    You Can Use A Knife To Cut A Toothpick From The Log After You Finished Your Dinner

    You Can Use A Knife To Cut A Toothpick From The Log After You Finished Your Dinner

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the stupidest thing I have seen today, and that's saying something considering I looked in a mirror. Bread chips? Do you mean crackers? What is that?

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    #6

    Fish Sticks In A Croc

    Fish Sticks In A Croc

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE BUT WHAT THE FUCKlTY F**K IS THIS MONSTROSITY

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    The creator of We Want Plates presumes that restaurants go to these extreme measures when plating their food to ensure that they stand out from the crowd, and perhaps go viral. “My local pub used to do a great Sunday roast: twelve quid, piled high, tasted great and yes, it came on a plate,” he shared. “One weekend they added a quirky offering to the menu: little sandwiches, pies, dainty cakes and mini milkshakes served on a miniature picnic bench. The benches, painted bright pink and yellow, sat on top of tables seating actual grown adults. And what was the first thing these infantilized diners did? It wasn’t try the food — it was whip out their phones and take a picture.”

    “Over the following months, the picnic benches became increasingly popular, coinciding with the specials board becoming progressively smaller, before it eventually disappeared altogether,” McGinnes continued, much to his dismay. “I sat there one Sunday, watching bench after garish bench emerge from the kitchen like a technicolor carnival of idiocy, before my usual roast arrived. The meat was cold, and the potatoes were burnt. It was once their main Sunday trade, but the traditional roast had died an unpalatable death. But that’s okay because they were doing a roaring trade with the benches, right? Sure, until the pub down the road started doing them too. Then the one around the corner. Before you know it, everyone’s doing the same ‘quirky’ thing, except it’s not ‘quirky’ any more because you can’t move for mini picnic benches and now all their roast dinners are rubbish to boot.”

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    #7

    “Rudolph.” “Here!” “Dasher.” “Here!” “Dancer.” “Here!” “Prancer.” “Here!” “Vixen.” “Here!” “Comet.” “Here!” “Cupid.” “Here!” “Donner.” “Here!” “Blitzen.” “Got Some Bad News About Blitzen, Boss”

    “Rudolph.” “Here!” “Dasher.” “Here!” “Dancer.” “Here!” “Prancer.” “Here!” “Vixen.” “Here!” “Comet.” “Here!” “Cupid.” “Here!” “Donner.” “Here!” “Blitzen.” “Got Some Bad News About Blitzen, Boss”

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the title. Super unsanitary though.

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    #8

    I Think It's Necessary To Add That The Glasses Are Filled With Hot Pork Broth To Wash Down Those Hog Nipples

    I Think It's Necessary To Add That The Glasses Are Filled With Hot Pork Broth To Wash Down Those Hog Nipples

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    T Tan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hog..nipples.....whut??

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid that it is exactly what it says ....

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    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY THE EVERLOVING FRĮCK WOULD YOU EAT HOG N I P P L E S

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could sort of imagine having a try if they were done like regular pork crackling. But in the photo they damp and rubbery.

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me, with a straight face and in all sincerity, that people eat hog nipples? And not even as part of a meal they were just left on, like…they order them separately?

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as distasteful as Rocky Mountain Oysters, if you ask me. I get the whole "waste not, want not" thing, but when it comes to certain bodily areas, I think I'd rather be left wanting.

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    Cassandra Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to leave. That's horrible.

    Lyrica Melody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that the piggy platter is clearly modeled on a young male, I have to wonder if this is a word play on the old phrase "as useless as t its on a boar"

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d lose my appetite if they brought this to my table

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you order this for starters?

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more offended they're serving pork broth instead of an actual drink. I'll eat the nipples just give me an actual drink

    Rosie Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I should laugh or cry, what I do know is that I wouldn't eat that. Plus if you are at the tail end you are looking at pig a**s. No thanks.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I love how people pay *a shítload* of money to be entertained.. only to complain about it. Most of these pictures are probably taken from prized restaurants (in Europe I guess it'd be Michelin-starred ones, dunno about how that works in the rest of the world?) where you pay only a fraction because of the ingredients of the food, and the rest for feeling oh-so-fúcking-special. For getting hog nipples, for example.

    Alyssa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We aren't overly creative for them. The US usually just calls them fancy or super fancy of high-end restaurants. Lol.

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    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I tried fried scorpion and all but some stuff just weirds me out...

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just f*****g weird

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the Ed Gein did I just see??

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job you didn't order the pork sausage as well!

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your posting this because you thought the WAY the restaurant served your hot pork nipples was pretentious...

    Missy Corron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that is just gross.

    Sarahdactyl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the idea of using every bit of the animal that you can buuuuuuuuut......

    R Lenz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting!!! My dad once found a nipple in his sausage at Cracker Barrel and got a FREE MEAL!!

    Tiffi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at right now? 😳

    Dee Tag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel so good..🤢

    Piper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just gross…who wants to eat this when there are so many yummy things to eat in the world?

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is disgusting! Another nasty restaurant idea that needs to be thrown in the bin.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in these cases it should be legal to shoot the cook

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot Pork Broth??? Surely you mean HOT HAM WATER!!!

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A glass of warm fat? Bring a bucket

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm sending this back. Waiter!

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its important to remember where the meet came from

    Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping that they're dumplings...if not, then then HOG NIPPLES? WHAT????

    Kevin Morris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whhaat? In. the. Actual... ffffffff

    Xenia Harley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would throw up if served this!

    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnnd Im done with humans today...

    ValdaDeDieu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big fat NOPE. No one but a fetishist enjoys seeing a hog's a**s -- okay, since Bored Panda starred out the word, I'll also spell out "b******e' -- , on a table. YUCK.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤷‍♀️ I mean, I don't eat them from just a visual aspect, but it's just the part of bacon (pork belly) that gets cut off so it looks all pretty in the store. If you buy fresh from the butcher, you might find a nipple or two on your bacon. Because that's where it comes from.

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hog nipples were on the menu and this person ordered it. WTF did they expect? Gross!

    Raye West
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every word of that description had me more and more confused, then the pic.... this is gross and stupid

    Emir
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gross.

    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blargh..unappealing concept

    Sherry Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they have teats on a boar (male) hog

    Living Example
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not wash them down with pig milk?

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to wash down nipples?

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hog nipples that size? On a MALE pig?

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The least the presentation matches how unappetising the food sounds!

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. that you actually ordered….

    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I would expect to be served in ancient Rome. Also, am I reading this wrong? I don't know much about pig anatomy, but isn't this a male?

    Gabrielle braswell she/they
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    2 years ago

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    cbw3451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy that I'm a vegan now!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some angry pig nipple lover downvoted you. Fixed it.

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    Jilly
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    Gross to demean an animal that has the intelligence of a 5 year old human child. I haaate these cutsie displays. They are way smarter than dogs...could you imagine?Anyone who is reading this and object to my opinions, google factory farms. Effin' awful.

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    #9

    Sushi For M’lady?

    Sushi For M’lady?

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Simpsons Season 5 episode, Homers Barbershop Quartet, "I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.". I still have it on DVD.

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    As impractical as these plating options appear, they seem to keep popping up in restaurants all around the globe, likely because they go viral on social media. I’m sure we’ve all seen the slices of cheesecake on top of milkshakes or towers of onion rings sticking out of burgers. But how are we supposed to actually devour these dishes? Many of them must end up becoming a huge mess and creating devastating amounts of food waste. There’s nothing wrong with simple plating, but unfortunately, social media is a very powerful tool, even in the real world.

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    Bored Panda was also previously able to get in touch with one of the moderators of this board-shaming subreddit, Merari01, who shared that, “A wonderful meal is enhanced by a superb presentation. But an overly excessive display can detract from the meal.”

    #10

    There Was An Attempt To Include A Plate... Sort Of

    There Was An Attempt To Include A Plate... Sort Of

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely cut my fingers on those!

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    #11

    Tacos On Cactus

    Tacos On Cactus

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    S Mi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully this is a staged photo. There is nothing between the prickles and the food....they might end up in the food.

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    #12

    Caged Chicken Buns In Hong Kong

    Caged Chicken Buns In Hong Kong

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    "For me, the line [between creative and absurd] presentation is crossed when the creativity hinders the enjoyment of the food,” Merari01 previously told Bored Panda. “Food that cannot be eaten without messing up the table, because the sauce gets everywhere since there's no plate but a piece of slate used. Food that cannot be eaten without carefully dismantling it from the display on which it is mounted and pinned. Our current top post is a good example. You'll have to dismantle the display and then there isn't much room on the board for cutting the meat."

    #13

    Saw This On A Friend’s Instagram. The Horror

    Saw This On A Friend’s Instagram. The Horror

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. That's very unsanitary 2. That's a huge waste of food 3. You are a disgrace to all Italians. Maybe try Greek food, we don't want you.

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    #14

    Cocktail Served In A Plastic Bag

    Cocktail Served In A Plastic Bag

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    Paola Martz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way we used to get our beverages with street vendors in Mexico. Is still used in some places here tho

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    We Want Plates has become such a massive movement that even The Guardian has reported on their efforts. In fact, some of the Twitter account’s followers have begun sending boards and bizarre serving platters back to the kitchen to receive their meals on regular plates. “I hope we’ll make a difference,” David Martyn, one follower who was featured on We Want Plates after requesting that a Clifton pub provide him with a plain old plate when they attempted to serve his fish and chips on a roof tile. “How are you supposed to eat fish and chips off a slate? It’s presentation over practicality. And surely it’s old hat by now?” 

    #16

    Bread In A Versace Shoe

    Bread In A Versace Shoe

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rare Bourbon" since when is Buffalo Trace rare? Also there is no way that shoe is kept clean. Rich people will pay for anything as long as it's expensive.

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    #17

    Ice Cream Served On Only The Finest Of Frozen Rocks…

    Ice Cream Served On Only The Finest Of Frozen Rocks…

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super unsanitary, giving you a rock they used to hit someone with.

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    #18

    Would You Like Some Steak With Your Lawnmower?

    Would You Like Some Steak With Your Lawnmower?

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few things to say here. 1. That does not look clean in any way, shape, or form. 2. I feel bad for the employee(s) who had to lug a lawnmower from the kitchen onto the table. 3. I remember this place from when I lived in L.A., it's a Barton G restaurant. If you think this is bad, the entire f*****g menu is like this. Salmon on a f*****g samurai sword is another example. It's skewered too, sticking straight up from the plate.

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    One restaurant owner in Windsor was even convinced to change their approach after We Want Plates brought to their attention that eating ice cream off of a slate is not very practical. “We were delighted that someone pointed it out to us,” Conrad Byrne, general manager of the Fox and Hounds, told The Guardian. “We put the dessert on a plate that very afternoon and it’s changed how we look at our dishes. Now we don’t just think purely about the visuals, we’re asking: ‘How will the customer see this?’”

    #19

    Next Time Just Throw The Dish At Me Please

    Next Time Just Throw The Dish At Me Please

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    #21

    Pudding In Birmingham

    Pudding In Birmingham

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    Klondike Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an Oreo dirt cake. I really like those!

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    Not everyone is on board with We Want Plates’ movement, though. Just like there are purists who are begging for regular dishes, there are innovators who refuse to turn back. Seth Levine, the executive chef of Hotel Chantelle who hangs small pieces of jamon from a washing line for his diners, was unphased by the criticism he received. “I’d never in a million years even contemplate changing my style because there’s a small group of people who want to eat off a white china plate,” he told The Guardian. “It’s fun to upgrade dishes a bit. I ate in a restaurant the other night where something was served to me on burning wood, and I thought it was incredible.”

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    #22

    “Not Just Any Shoe, An Orange One”

    “Not Just Any Shoe, An Orange One”

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    #23

    I Was Wronged In Idaho

    I Was Wronged In Idaho

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh if you look at the front of the shoe you can see fingerprints on it. This is disgusting, I doubt that shoe is clean (besides the fingerprints). It gets even worse when you realize the shoe is holding a flower pot, not an actual container.

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    #24

    Wine Bottle Pasta

    Wine Bottle Pasta

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's at least something that resembles a working solution

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    At the end of the day, the most important factor we should all be considering when trying to enjoy a meal is enjoying the food. If it’s impossible to eat without making a mess, becomes instantly soggy or cold due to a focus on the display, or it just doesn’t taste great because aesthetics became the priority, the meal is a failure. And when we’re going out to a restaurant and paying $20 for dinner, that dish better be delicious! Save the displays for art museums; when I’m coming to eat, I want to know that my meal will be satisfying. (And no, I don’t care if my Instagram followers get to see it.)

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    #26

    Glass Of Pasta

    Glass Of Pasta

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    #27

    Shovel

    Shovel

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diarrhea on a shovel, s**t on a shingle's younger brother.

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    In general, I’m a huge proponent of creativity. But when it comes to how my food is being served, I’d rather not have any surprises. It’s great if my food is presented in a beautiful way, but once it’s been warped into something that looks like it belongs in a modern art museum or on my feet, you’ve lost my appetite. We hope you’re enjoying this bizarre list, pandas; don’t forget to keep upvoting the pics that have you begging restaurants to simply use plates. Then, if you’re hungry for even more of these odd alternatives to regular dishware, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring We Want Plates right here!   

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    #28

    Cocktail Served In Broccoli Soup Can, On Newspaper, On A Preschooler’s Popsicle Stick Craft?

    Cocktail Served In Broccoli Soup Can, On Newspaper, On A Preschooler’s Popsicle Stick Craft?

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    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Restaurants literally serving people in garbage, sitting atop more garbage and most likely these dummies are paying astronomical prices.

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    #29

    My Drink Served In A To-Go Box

    My Drink Served In A To-Go Box

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hinting that they’d like you to take your drink and leave?

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    #30

    Served Right On The Table

    Served Right On The Table

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    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my food even touches the table I don’t eat it

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    #31

    Incarne (And Bones)

    Incarne (And Bones)

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    #32

    Have Some Gyoza With This Houseplant

    Have Some Gyoza With This Houseplant

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    #33

    $14 Worth Of Fried Potato Served On A Hacky Sack

    $14 Worth Of Fried Potato Served On A Hacky Sack

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    #34

    A Lot Of Fuss For 6 Shrimp

    A Lot Of Fuss For 6 Shrimp

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    #35

    Words Cannot Describe This

    Words Cannot Describe This

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    #36

    Everything But The Kitchen Sink Taken Too Literally

    Everything But The Kitchen Sink Taken Too Literally

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl that food looks fire, and a sink isn't hard to keep clean, unlike a shoe. They even included 2 carrots, a celery stick, and a single cauliflower to make me feel better about this heart attack.

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    #37

    Wood You Like Some Chicken With That Pasta: A Classic Study In Wanting Plates

    Wood You Like Some Chicken With That Pasta: A Classic Study In Wanting Plates

    onbiver9871 Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of all of the dishes that wood has absorbed

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    #38

    Coffee In A Donut

    Coffee In A Donut

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    #39

    World-Renowned Chef Jose Andres Serves An Appetizer Out Of A Stiletto

    World-Renowned Chef Jose Andres Serves An Appetizer Out Of A Stiletto

    deweysizemore Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s not a real shoe…?

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    #40

    "Is The Ice Cream Locally Produced?" "No, But The Jam Jar And Bit Of Skirting Board Are From A Skip Down The Road"

    "Is The Ice Cream Locally Produced?" "No, But The Jam Jar And Bit Of Skirting Board Are From A Skip Down The Road"

    wewantplatesofficial Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are putting barriers between me and ice cream, that is not a good idea.

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    #41

    The Brick Isn't Even Warm For The Sliders

    The Brick Isn't Even Warm For The Sliders

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    #42

    Nachos In A... Bin Box?

    Nachos In A... Bin Box?

    facefloss Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's what passes for nachos I don't want to live on this planet anymore. That's not even a proper serving. The cheese isn't melted, and the bin doesn't look clean.

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    #43

    Looks Like A Plant But Its An Actual Dish Served In A 2 Michelin Star Restaurant In La

    Looks Like A Plant But Its An Actual Dish Served In A 2 Michelin Star Restaurant In La

    Afraid_Gear5853 Report

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretentious and stupid. And probably way overpriced.

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    #44

    Smash In Burger Paris. Food Served On A 2pac Vinyl. Taken From Best Ever Food Review Yt

    Smash In Burger Paris. Food Served On A 2pac Vinyl. Taken From Best Ever Food Review Yt

    BlackUnicornUK Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you waste a perfectly good 2pac vinyl, you're a monster. Vinyl is pretty much impossible to clean too, so they'd have to throw this out after. And unless they coated the vinyl in something beforehand, whoever is eating this is also eating a bunch of dangerous compounds.

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    #45

    Meaty Deer Shoulder On Boney Deer Shoulder

    Meaty Deer Shoulder On Boney Deer Shoulder

    Gwendolin12 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a deer bone wtf. And, again, porous surfaces cannot be sanitized. I don't care about the wax paper, that's disgusting.

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    #46

    And So, On #worldpastaday, We Bow Our Heads In Silence And Remember The Pint Of Spaghetti Bolognese

    And So, On #worldpastaday, We Bow Our Heads In Silence And Remember The Pint Of Spaghetti Bolognese

    wewantplatesofficial Report

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THERE'S A WORLD PASTA DAY?? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?????

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    #47

    Bucket Of Burgers

    Bucket Of Burgers

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    #48

    Onion Rings On A Funnel

    Onion Rings On A Funnel

    oelbrenner Report

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ford's Garage... they need the gimmicks because the food is not great. Ordered a medium burger and it was raw (not rare, RAW) in the middle. Rest of the food was mediocre at best.

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    #49

    Breakfast Served In A Cardboard Egg Carton On A Chopping Board. Yummy, But Difficult To Eat

    Breakfast Served In A Cardboard Egg Carton On A Chopping Board. Yummy, But Difficult To Eat

    lucy_lu_2 Report

    #50

    I Was Served On An Oven Rack

    I Was Served On An Oven Rack

    HugssNotDrugss Report

    #51

    Appetizers On Nails At A Conference

    Appetizers On Nails At A Conference

    MrsSylvney Report

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    #52

    Can't Drink The Milkshake Without A Face Full Of Cheesecake

    Can't Drink The Milkshake Without A Face Full Of Cheesecake

    ryanstephendavis Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who f*****g loves cheesecake, I would order 10 of these. Difficult to drink? Sure. Delicious and worth it? Absolutely.

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    #53

    Steak Tartare Served On A Clock?

    Steak Tartare Served On A Clock?

    vajtrouz Report

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was served this, I would take pieces of the meat and hide it in different places on my table. In the bread roll, in the flower vase, in the sugar container, in a violinist’s pants… everywhere! Upvote if you understand this reference. 😉

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    #54

    Looks Like I’m Not The Only One Presented With Jello Shots In Shells

    Looks Like I’m Not The Only One Presented With Jello Shots In Shells

    reddit.com Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put the shells to your ears you can hear the bartender laughing at you.

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    #55

    Hamburger In A Forest

    Hamburger In A Forest

    Karline-Industries Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my hamburgers in a bun. If you want to impale it on a spike, or dangle it from wire, or serve it on a shovel, then fine, whatever floats your boat, so long as it is in a BUN

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    #56

    More Butter On An Icelandic Rock - This Time Whipped With Skyr

    More Butter On An Icelandic Rock - This Time Whipped With Skyr

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    #57

    “Pasta Flight” Served On Wooden Board, Alongside Other Dishes On Actual Plates, Se Pennsylvania

    “Pasta Flight” Served On Wooden Board, Alongside Other Dishes On Actual Plates, Se Pennsylvania

    nameless_thirteenth Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dish in the back looks pretty good, actually. Doesn't look too bad, besides for the fact it would make a huge f*****g mess.

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    #58

    Brazilian Stew (Feijoada) In A Mini Dutch Oven Served With Rice & Bread On A Chopping Board

    Brazilian Stew (Feijoada) In A Mini Dutch Oven Served With Rice & Bread On A Chopping Board

    tanveerhasADD Report

    #59

    Skewered Chicken Served On Top Of The Bottom Of A Glass(?)

    Skewered Chicken Served On Top Of The Bottom Of A Glass(?)

    kd_swagbeast Report

    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know this one is clean because the dishwater comes on the plate.

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    #60

    Butter On A Rock, To Remind You That It Is A Restaurant In The Mountains

    Butter On A Rock, To Remind You That It Is A Restaurant In The Mountains

    Sajficka Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad there wasn't a plate around for that butter.

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    #61

    Is This Allowed Here Too?

    Is This Allowed Here Too?

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    #62

    Got My Cocktail In A Rice Maker

    Got My Cocktail In A Rice Maker

    seetlebeetle Report

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the rice comes in a martini shaker.

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    #63

    First Drink Came In A Soup Bowl. With A Spoon. Second… In A Little Buthtub. I Think They Run Out Of Glasses

    First Drink Came In A Soup Bowl. With A Spoon. Second… In A Little Buthtub. I Think They Run Out Of Glasses

    bbygoat46 Report

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    #64

    Mom And I Went For Burgers And Got A "Bucket Of Fries". This Is Neither A Bucket Nor A Plate. The Burgers Were On Some Metal Plaques With A Handle, Too. But Hey Pretty Tasty!

    Mom And I Went For Burgers And Got A "Bucket Of Fries". This Is Neither A Bucket Nor A Plate. The Burgers Were On Some Metal Plaques With A Handle, Too. But Hey Pretty Tasty!

    fullywokevoiddemon Report

    Katarina Bozikova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burgers are on a mason's spoon. and I like her mother's attitude. already calling for a petition to close the restaurant for it

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    #65

    Quite Tame Compared To Some Of The Other Posts, But This Appetizer Served In A Huge Bowl; At A High Class Restaurant In My Hometown

    Quite Tame Compared To Some Of The Other Posts, But This Appetizer Served In A Huge Bowl; At A High Class Restaurant In My Hometown

    bulmilala Report

    #66

    Chicken Mac & Cheese - BBQ Food Truck

    Chicken Mac & Cheese - BBQ Food Truck

    _thatsBS Report

    Ione Alva-wies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I low key thought that was a vanilla and chocolate shake

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    #67

    The Burger Was Tasty, Though

    The Burger Was Tasty, Though

    the_first_shipaz Report

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    #68

    Pickled Carrot Tart…on A Glass Box… Dill, Iceland

    Pickled Carrot Tart…on A Glass Box… Dill, Iceland

    Gjrt1986 Report

    Katarina Bozikova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on a glass box...? with an onion skin in it...? I'm done.

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    #69

    So The Course Was Beef Tongue. Served With A Spoon Wrapped In A Mold...of The Chef's Tongue

    So The Course Was Beef Tongue. Served With A Spoon Wrapped In A Mold...of The Chef's Tongue

    kermitcooper Report

    #70

    Lettuce Cups In Someone’s Yard Ornament

    Lettuce Cups In Someone’s Yard Ornament

    JunkInTheTrunk Report

    #71

    Wheelbarrow Chriashi

    Wheelbarrow Chriashi

    FrajolaDellaGato Report

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    #72

    Completely Up To You

    Completely Up To You

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    #73

    Ate From A Chipped Rock. I Even Scrapped Some Of It When I Took A Bite. Delicious Cake Tho

    Ate From A Chipped Rock. I Even Scrapped Some Of It When I Took A Bite. Delicious Cake Tho

    Fiction515 Report

    #74

    Paint Can Fries

    Paint Can Fries

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    Cassandra Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the other ones, this seems completely normal.

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    #75

    Honey I Shrunk The Staircase (And Dropped Some Food On It)

    Honey I Shrunk The Staircase (And Dropped Some Food On It)

    nyehnyeh99 Report

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    #76

    Fried Sausages Served On Individual Forks Sticking Out Of A Metal Brick - Raglan Road Irish Pub At Disney Springs

    Fried Sausages Served On Individual Forks Sticking Out Of A Metal Brick - Raglan Road Irish Pub At Disney Springs

    chumitz Report

    #77

    Fries In A Jar. How Do We Feel About This One, Gang?

    Fries In A Jar. How Do We Feel About This One, Gang?

    TheFreakingPrincess Report

    #79

    This Wing Shop In Portland Use’s Frisbees As Plates

    This Wing Shop In Portland Use’s Frisbees As Plates

    RAYQUAZACULTIST Report

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t have plates to serve your food on, but you do have frisbees… Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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    #80

    Paper Bag Green Beans, Just Like Mama Used To Make

    Paper Bag Green Beans, Just Like Mama Used To Make

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mama did NOT put hot beans in a bag. She served them in shoes, just like all the other Idaho moms.

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    #82

    Smoked Seal On Top Of A Seaweed Waffle, With A Seaweed Bearnaise Sauce Topped With A Pickled Blueberry

    Smoked Seal On Top Of A Seaweed Waffle, With A Seaweed Bearnaise Sauce Topped With A Pickled Blueberry

    stonerbonercloner Report

    #83

    Ramen On The Go

    Ramen On The Go

    mrskinder123 Report

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be pïssed if I ordered ramen and was served a Cup O Noodles. Where's the broth? A fried egg instead of soft boiled? This is an abomination!

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    #84

    Chilled Monkey Brains! Or Jello, Served In A Silver Skull. You Decide

    Chilled Monkey Brains! Or Jello, Served In A Silver Skull. You Decide

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    #85

    Pudding In A Garden Trowel Anyone?

    Pudding In A Garden Trowel Anyone?

    Ubersheep1 Report

    Brenda Hart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the UK pudding is a general term for dessert

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    #86

    Pizza, Filled With Chips, And Jackfruit… In… A Metal Cone/Basket/Thing?!

    Pizza, Filled With Chips, And Jackfruit… In… A Metal Cone/Basket/Thing?!

    420Eski-Grim Report

    #87

    This 3rd Wave Coffee Shop Serves Coffee In Wine Glasses. They Say "Our Filter Coffees, Which We Serve Wine Glasses, Imply That You Should Enjoy Living Life Slowly"

    This 3rd Wave Coffee Shop Serves Coffee In Wine Glasses. They Say "Our Filter Coffees, Which We Serve Wine Glasses, Imply That You Should Enjoy Living Life Slowly"

    paleaversion Report

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    #88

    Butter On Lava Rock - Loá, Reykjavik, Iceland

    Butter On Lava Rock - Loá, Reykjavik, Iceland

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this same photo on the list titled “How to tell the restaurant kitchen dropped your butter on the floor.”

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    #89

    It Finally Happened

    It Finally Happened

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    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a cast iron skillet. If it comes out of the oven it keeps your food hot for 30min. Not the worst imo...

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    #90

    Crab Soup In A Crab. Phuket, Thailand

    Crab Soup In A Crab. Phuket, Thailand

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    #91

    Tiramisu In A Moka Pot

    Tiramisu In A Moka Pot

    explosive_squib Report

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    #92

    A Cup Of Eggs

    A Cup Of Eggs

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    #93

    Measuring Cup Coleslaw

    Measuring Cup Coleslaw

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    #94

    I Was Served This At A Work Event. Am… Am I Supposed To Drink It?

    I Was Served This At A Work Event. Am… Am I Supposed To Drink It?

    RoseNPearlGirl Report