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Believe it or not, we can all fit into some kind of archetype. Whether you're a Mac DeMarco fan, with your vintage baseball cap and a thrifted combo of a Nike jacket and worn-out Vans, or a cookie-cutter Fox News host, r/starterpacks does a hilarious job of riffing on stereotypes in the best way possible.

With almost 5 million community members to this day, it's no surprise that this subreddit is so popular. After all, scrolling through the sea of starter packs and recognizing that it's a spot-on description of one of your K-Pop listening friends can be pretty funny. Now, if only could someone make a Bored Panda reader starter pack...

#1

Expensive Burger Place Starter Pack

Expensive Burger Place Starter Pack

generation_chaos Report

Depressed Owl
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is shockingly accurate.

WindySwede
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is bottom left? Keeping the burger from falling over/sliding?

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Turnip and a Frog
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where are the sleeve and neck tattoos?

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is the beer that was brewed in his basement?

Dasha
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the burgers aren’t even that good usually

yannick van gennip
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nnow im hungry and want an expensive burger

Daniel Gómez
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Mexico this is "expensive and below average".

FantasianMind
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 5 of these :O ... Is a fake beard ok? then I'll have the full set °w°

CG
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only have the beard and flannel, lol. I could grow the man bun, though it wouldn't look good.

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Beachbum
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand this at all

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Only a few memes resonate with us quite like starter packs. These captivating visual collages, known for their witty amalgamation of objects, stereotypes, and clichés, have become a cultural mirror reflecting the quirks and idiosyncrasies of our times. The best part: no one is safe from their satirical scrutiny; from subcultures to societal archetypes, each starter pack is a work of art that encapsulates the essence of its subject matter.

While starter pack memes have gained immense popularity for their humorous and satirical take on various cultural groups, it is crucial to acknowledge the ethical concerns surrounding them. These memes often rely on stereotypes, which always is a slippery slope. For instance, r/starterpacks has taken steps to ban memes that perpetuate racial generalizations, recognizing the potential harm such content can cause.

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    #2

    Upstairs Neighbors Starter Pack

    Upstairs Neighbors Starter Pack

    MastRiptide Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does everyone but me have jerky neighbors?

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My upstairs neighbours are very nice but there’s no sound insulation between the floors (old house converted into flats) so everything they do sounds like they’re moving all their furniture in wooden clogs.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inaccurate! Those children should be wearing tap-dance shoes and rolling bowling balls around the floor.

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I'm not even kidding, my upstairs neighbors are supposedly retired lawyers, but I'm pretty sure they keep gremlins up there. Since the pandemic hit someone """"learns""""" the piano at 11am and at 5pm, EVERYDAY, and I swear to god if I tried I'd play it better even though I have never touched a piano for more than a minute

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why the upstairs neighbors go bowling every night. Then we got two cats and learned about midnight zoomies. I’m so sorry, anyone below us. It gets WILD up here.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm living this right now and it's killing me. When the culprits are a teen and a toddler the cops look at me like I'm the bad guy. My anxiety is through the roof. Are they gonna pay my costs for the hospitalization they have forced on my psyche. People are too self centered and beligerently ignorant of others' feelings.

    Anton Swanepoel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to add the marbles that get dropped onto the bathroom floor at 3am.

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indoor bowling alley. Buckets of ball bearings with no base.

    Gamin Coda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has 5 kids in a 2 bedroom apartment. They never stop stomping and yelling. She just leaves em alone for 12+ hours a day too. N then when she gets back, skunky weed comes in my vents. It's a nightmare.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't hear anything from neighbors in three directions, but upstairs neighbor has constant drunk feet.

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    #3

    Junk Drawer Starter Pack

    Junk Drawer Starter Pack

    fegauneg Report

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the ballpen that doesn't work

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you don't throw it away for....some vague reason.

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the random keys that you have no idea what they open but can't throw them out in case you need them.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I feel seen. All of these, even the Altoids case.

    k sand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same...hey it holds stuff and feels quaint and vintagey

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    locks with no keys, extra hardware for flatpack furniture, crumbs even though you never put food in that drawer...

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you don't know what any of the cables in the ball of cables are even for.

    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually quite proud of myself according to this list! :D I feel very odd for having an organized junk drawer.

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It's such a time saver. It's only taken me about 35 years to become this organized. Now it's like my favorite hobby. Weird.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who has loose nails, screws and tacks in every single junk drawer? It's the one constant between them all.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are in the cupboard. Nothing from the junk drawer should be eaten.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to my junk drawer, and I have nearly all of these in it.

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    #4

    Watching A Modern Movie At Home Starter Pack

    Watching A Modern Movie At Home Starter Pack

    mayorpaco Report

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why i always have subtitles on.

    BananaMonkey(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the screen is so dark you can't understand what's happening.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the “screen so dark you can’t see what’s going on” photo

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s too dark to see anything

    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pitch black with some mumbling

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always watch with subtitles on.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern audio mixes are all out of whack. Incidental music is too loud, dialogue too low and Foley is all over the place.

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the add on option of so dark that you can’t see the action..

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    #5

    “Poor Countries In Hollywood Movies” Starter Pack

    “Poor Countries In Hollywood Movies” Starter Pack

    Besaad14 Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is HILARIOUS!!! (And true)

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah tropical countries are always jungles, even if it's a city :P

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you do a image search will it result in “South Philadelphia?”

    Poppy Pothead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget Mexico is always in sepia.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much. Video games as well.

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a color thing. Optical illusion? /-:

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    #6

    Actual Average Introvert Starterpack

    Actual Average Introvert Starterpack

    Lord_DerpyNinja Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAY! An actually accurate thing on introverts!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works for us Omniverts too! Can anyone confirm if this is also accurate for ambiverts? Any ambiverts here?

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's me. I enjoy hanging out with my friends it just makes me exhausted. I have really good social skills I just don't use them that often.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the thought of human interaction scares you, you have social anxiety, but might not be an introvert. (Source: me, an introvert with social anxiety.)

    Eledore Massis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said. As a intro myself, I am not scared of human interactions, just that I like to be included and be inclusive into the interaction, nothing fears more then be the outsider. Do I have social anxiety? No, because I am not afraid to start or finish interactions. Does this make me a introvert? Yes, as I rather interact with people I know and can comfortable interact with then any rando on the street, bus, coffee/pizza place..

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    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another big one - LIKES being alone/silence!! Just because we like being alone doesn't mean we hate all personal interaction, just we like it more than a lot of other people do

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! Let's all unite and then not speak together for at least a month. At least, i'm still working out the particulars.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? We're perfectly capable of social interactions. We just tend to think before we speak and need alone time to recharge.

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot: likes to think things through before answering & not always completely quiet.

    Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God the human interaction thing is sooooo true for me I do not talk to people who aren't my friends if I can avoid it

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    #7

    “A New Study Shows” Starter Pack:

    “A New Study Shows” Starter Pack:

    literallyjustaname Report

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the eternal egg is good, egg is bad, egg is good, egg is bad

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yous forgot that coffee is a miracle drug, no, wait, it's going to kill you!

    Bruno Yorda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate/wine is good/had for you

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hear the recent study about raw rods of U-235? Apparently their expensive and hard to get because of how tasty they are

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I don't know about you folks, but I feel as though I get a healthy glow from U-238, so I'm gonna keep using for now.

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new study shows that life has a 100% fatality rate

    Pauline Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death is not too good for you either 💀

    Catman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uranium-238 is good for you. All humans should eat it.

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply.

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    #8

    The “Hip New Restaraunt Down The Block” Starter Pack

    The “Hip New Restaraunt Down The Block” Starter Pack

    LazeLinez Report

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stools are way too practical. And where are all the pipes and ducts? You need to cover the black ceiling in 5 feet of hanging ductwork! (I just realized how impossible to clean the spaces ABOVE the food are...)

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glass garage door "wall" is epic! Tell me the building used to be a garage without telling me it used to be a garage.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slippery cold metal stools that you have to fight to not slide off of? Accurate.

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also applies to Burger restaurants.

    Matt W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those lights should be banned for simply making us look ugly

    DJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hanging lights in a dark room are blinding

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like to sit at the too high stools at the too short table, or the too short stools at the too high tables?

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.....this is exactly what our hip new restaurant down the block looks like....😆

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    #9

    Adam Sandler Movie Starter Pack

    Adam Sandler Movie Starter Pack

    reymunky Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the dude who played the husband in Murder Mystery?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, I feel old. I most fondly remember him from his SNL days in the 90's. I'm going to go ahead and say this commentor wasn't born yet for that.

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't anything new. King of Queens? The Honeymooners?

    Trav May
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don and Sally on Third Rock From the Sun

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    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that cute lady in Spanglish as well.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paz Vega played the housekeeper, Tea Leoni his wife.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell did that great looking guy see in those ugly women ?

    Linziaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's his real wife !!

    BoredPamda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also works for Will Ferrell

    Helderder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practically 80 percent of the couples I've saw in Croatia last summer. Not sure if they were Croatian or from other countries but it was just shocking

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we all could, we all would.

    Bumblebee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?? Like he gets to constantly make these movies where he's got a hot wife, they shoot in like Hawaii, and he plays basketball for a solid 5 scenes 😂 Dude has cracked the code.

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    #10

    Rural Diner In A Movie Starterpack

    Rural Diner In A Movie Starterpack

    Scrimmy_Bingus2 Report

    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should read extremely attractive waitress who is made to look plain, but it doesn't really work.

    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget recently single from abusive ex who still shows up from time to time and one really sweet kid

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Twin Peaks I upvote!

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what movie is this applicable?

    Disinforminationalisticalities
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protagonist saves the extremly attractive waitress from further cat calling by destroying the establishment that provides her livelihood

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys cooking in back are that guy though

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The starter pack didn't say anything about cats so how'd the cat get involved in the fight?

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    #11

    Youtube Ruining Their Whole Website Starterpack

    Youtube Ruining Their Whole Website Starterpack

    ZilchShrimp Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why use ad blockers and only watch youtube in browser and not use the Youtube app. Or any other app when that service is available by browser.

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube premium for me completely changed youtube and the watching experience, I don't mind spending the $10 (or what ever it is) a month for my family, far better than spending it on a Netflix subscription

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    Scp_049
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Youtube Shorts.

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. It's how I watch TikTok videos without having to be on TikTok!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the shorts, I just wish they were separate. Like if we had to go to a specific "shorts" tab away from our normal dashboard to see them I think fewer people would have an issue.

    microwaved mcdonalds fries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a separate tab not sure if its visible on pc but there is on mobile

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    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the shorts. It's not just me, right?

    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently figured out I can put a script in my adblocker, that hides all the Shorts 😁 Two birds with one stone

    tl gmc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know, just with regular ad block? I hate seeing those shorts,

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    Suzy Creamcheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A channel I used to subscribe to went from doing normal videos to doing only shorts. Needless to say, I unsubscribed.

    Mojo Flizash
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Premium. It's the only thing I subscribe to.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7-8 ads is nothing compared to how many ads are on crunchyroll and you know the saddest part SOME. OF. THEM. ARE. REPEATS.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? I happen to like YouTube Shorts! Hmph!

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    #12

    Grieving Man’s Memories In A Movie Starter Pack

    Grieving Man’s Memories In A Movie Starter Pack

    TapiocaTuesday Report

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter where my wife and I walk, it's always along a beach.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? My husband and I are always holding hands while I lead him through cow pastures.

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    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never frolicked in a field of grain with a significant other. Gotta fix that.

    starsailor (they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably also an "it's not your fault"

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a “please find someone to be happy with after I’m gone”

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t forget secretly watching her doing random household chores while dancing

    Meike H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the community reference to this

    Ahmad Hamad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting all argues, pains & clashes.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh the dead wife flashbacks.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHHAHA - the whispers and giggling - so many movies came to mind in like a flash of 5 seconds, minority report, gladiator, cloverfield , braveheart ,The Descendants, the sixth sense, that x-mas movie with nicolas cage

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    #13

    Just Got A Puppy Starter Pack

    Just Got A Puppy Starter Pack

    Cino0987 Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you just adopt seniors.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when Grandma destroys my house too though

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "my cat is an a*****e" starter pack

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, destroyed hand. Those little teeth are like razors.

    Zane Lumagrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Jack Russell mix was a pup, she went through a chewing phase as most dogs do. One day we had to go somewhere so left her crated but gave her all her favorite chewing toys to keep her occupied. We got home, she had kicked all her toys out of her crate, and stuck her snout through the bars to chew the wall behind her. 8 years later theres still a chunk missing from the drywall but we just moved the couch in front of it lol

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much time it takes for a puppy to learn how to pee outside? I'll start taking notes for when I have one lol

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the breed. Some, like dachshunds, are "slow learners" (read: stubborn as f**k) mine was almost 2 years when we were finally 100% on task all the time.

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    Tsdey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    forgot to put "get a cat and have it happen 10x worse"

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still way better than babies any day.

    Kitten Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot newspapers all over the house

    Liv O Negative
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been dealing with an 8 month old shein Dalmatian velociraptor of a dog. So, so many bruises.

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    #14

    Zombie Apocalypse Survivors In Movies/TV Shows Starterpack

    Zombie Apocalypse Survivors In Movies/TV Shows Starterpack

    minkn28 Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the guy who hides his bite?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then turns at the worst possible moment, killing one of the few genuinely likeable folks?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog, which everyone cares more about than all the characters but miraculously disappears after it’s first scene

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And somehow there's never a cat. I want a zombie survivor cat.

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot about the one that gets infected but doesn't tell the rest of the group.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget, the protagonist has personal issues going on before it starts. An addiction, just got fired, marital issues...

    One direction addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot: Cheated on thier partner, was cheated on, just had a baby, just found out their partner is pregnant, family member died in fire/car accident when protagonist was young and just realized they are depressed.

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    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the idiot coward: rich, b****y and with lots of make up if female: will endanger the whole group by hesitating to flee in one scene, will endanger the whole group by running towards the zombies trying to save something super irrelevant (wallet, bag, toy duck) in the next, will switch off the electric wire to hold off zombies to reload mobile in 3. Dies sometime in the middle after having exausted all possibilities to do unintentional harm.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are pieces of both The Walking Dead and Lost

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The businessman/lawyer who is used to being in charge.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot relatively normal peson, who becomes psycho as time goes

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the woman who starts out mousy and jumpy, and becomes more of a badäss as the story progresses.

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    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Quiet Place had the "knocked-up" character and I almost just shut if off in the beginning.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah there's always guys in the group but hardly ever more than one woman.

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    #15

    Friendly White Woman At Farmers Market Starter Pack

    Friendly White Woman At Farmers Market Starter Pack

    iMonsieurAnthony Report

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t. I'm doing my first outdoor craft fair booth this weekend, and this is exactly how I was planning to dress and act. I might rethink things a little!

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you're gonna rock your original outfit! Either way, have fun with the booth, that sounds super cool! :)

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's leave my mother out of this.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But have you tried lavender oil for that?"

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I feel so much energy around these tomatoes."

    Pattie B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I love people like this lol. They always know a good cat sitter and will give you fresh tomatoes from their garden because they have too many. (I live in the southwestern United States so I encounter a LOT of ex hippie chicks lol.)

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freakishly true. I was at the Farmers' Market yesterday and saw ten at least.

    K W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I was thinking about getting bangs for my next haircut but now I've seen my future look so....maybe not.

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    #16

    „European Antagonist In American Movies And TV Starter Pack“

    „European Antagonist In American Movies And TV Starter Pack“

    Mairess99 Report

    Simon Tue Clemmensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always great, but freaking phenomenal in Constantine. To leave such an impression, in such a short time is pure acting talent.

    Leta Schoeller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you forgot Hans Guber (Alan Rickman) from Die Hard!

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Stormare is the s**t. "We cuts it OFF, Lebowski!!!"

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeeeah!!! Stormare-athon!!!!!

    Kitten Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! It's always Peter Stormare

    Camilla Koutsos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Swede who's really good at playing mean slavs.

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    #17

    Two Types Of Anti Vax Moms Starter Pack

    Two Types Of Anti Vax Moms Starter Pack

    promemermove1 Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Bio Mom is a mix between these 2.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's strange about this post is that they put the wrong types on the wrong sides. Shouldn't the fox news mom be on the right and the wholefoods mom be on the left? Ffs. Prioritize.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our immune system can fight infections on its own but if you’ve not fought an infection before, chances are that you will have permanent damage to your body or you would die so vaccines just introduce the pathogens to the immune system so that it can fight the infection and store data about the pathogen

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you have an immune system doesn't mean your body can fight off anything - look at polio, the Bubonic Plague, smallpox, AIDS, German measles, whooping cough--

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot about the Karen that doesn't want the government to rule over her body but still wants to forbid abo***ons.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to censor "abortion". Most of us are adults.

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    E Eng
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is vegan and has 2 kids. We both are provax

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Etsy should straddle both of these. Fox news lady is buying vinyl wall decals and whole foods lady is buying linen dresses and a dog bed made of dreadlocks

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dog bed made of dreadlocks." Thanks, I just peed a little when I read that.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one time the one on the right was the most common type. They seem to have been overtaken by the ones on the left.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they both probably hate eachother

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    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right side wouldn’t shop at Whole Foods because it’s too corporate - they’ll find a small, even more expensive co-op to shop at

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    #18

    Geopolitical Idiot Badass Starterpack

    Geopolitical Idiot Badass Starterpack

    Night_Feisty Report

    Joel Hopkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We actually have a name for that truck. It's called a "Brodozer". Despite how it looks, it does not go offroad.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude in the bottom right looks like that one guy in the '80s new wave band who refused to get the weird haircut, so the band settled for 'futuristic sunglasses'.

    Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Punisher skull

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this guy. And several of his friends. I don't talk to them. But I see them in mass.

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to handle them is to ask them how and poke holes in their plan...

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't four Loko illegal/banned now? - I know, super irrelevant.. But twas my first thought..

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took the caffeine out because someone drank like 6 of them plus several shots of tequila and died.

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    Tinykame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone here has salt life on their vehicles and I don't get it... I live on an island and I still don't get it

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    #19

    Pinnacle Of Humor In 2012 Starterpack

    Pinnacle Of Humor In 2012 Starterpack

    psandora Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately those are now scattered around the globe, hidden from mortal sight to be unveiled by the chosen one and reunited as the prophecy foretells.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say this is more accurate for about 2006.

    Kitten Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking too. That phone is WAY older than 2012

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    daniel (pineapple he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant wait to one day get the bacon camo pack for black ops 2

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my superpowers is that I actually killed my 3310...

    Rodney Ratten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that has changed is that bieber grew up.

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    #20

    Showing My Mother A Meme Starter Pack

    Showing My Mother A Meme Starter Pack

    Mairess99 Report

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confession time: I am 50-ish. Most of my coworkers who I interact with on a daily basis are 30-ish. I understand the memes they share about 2/3 of the time.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I show my mom fanart. "Did you make that" "she/he looks nice" (its he/she)

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum asked me to explain a meme to her. In the end I described the Crying Dawson gif as an example. I don't think she got it but it was a bad example.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your teen cousin is into alcohol. She post a picture of her closet on facebook with a shelf full of liquor."

    Alleman Jennifer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “..how do I get back to that last thing…’. “.

    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those glasses look identical to mine. But this starter pack is more accurate to my grandparents

    Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys is my mom the only one who understands it at least a little even if it's the most gen z thing ever?

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god my mom was born in the late 80’s

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showing dad's too. Same thing.

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    #21

    People At The Airport Starter Pack

    People At The Airport Starter Pack

    whole_lot_of_velcro Report

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who shows up 10 minutes before take-off, gets randomly searched by the TSA, and delays the flight by an hour.

    Foffy Skrimshaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it's 5:30 at the airport doesn't mean it's 5:30 for the meeting

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - what if the airport is on the West Coast, and the guy's company is in Atlanta?

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the man/woman who thinks that the check in clerk will upgrade them for free if they just flirt with them.

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my family went on a trip, we were exactly the one in the lowest left corner lol. at least i could help a little though

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't include my demographic: big, ugly dude with a backpack and ear buds in blaring death metal trying to pretend no one around me exists.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stands in line 15 minutes before gate opens.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I see no problem with. If you are there earlier than the other people you should be first in line. If you don't like that then you should show up earlier as well.

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is only one person above I'd accept as a seatmate...

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    #22

    Elementary School In The 90s Starterpack

    Elementary School In The 90s Starterpack

    coderite Report

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, my dear, sweet, innocent pandas … I attended elementary school in the 1970s, and we had every one of these.

    Joel Hopkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you didn't. I was there, and the TV/VCR cart didn't come until much later. You watched 16mm films shown on a projector. The calculators were there, but you weren't allowed to use them because the teacher's all proudly said you wouldn't be able to carry a calculator around with you as an adult.

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    Mount Kilamontanjiro (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to school in the mid-2010s and we still had 90% of these

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely not the old TV, the overhead projector or the old calculators? Would be surprised if they still had the communal metal water fountain aswell, what with health and safety

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    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember sniffing the freshly printed paper from a mimeograph. (This was before printers and copiers)

    London Meyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 2008 and I still had all these things lol even the exact calculators, calendars and clocks

    Evan Paradise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 2007 and I experienced 7 of these in elementary school. Guess I'm old now.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The school pizza was the absolute best!!

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I attended elementary School in the 1970s and we still had a bunch of this stuff in high school in the 1980s. Especially the lunch.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 80s we had Oregon Trail on an old Apple computer

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    #23

    Owner Of A Mildly Successful Business In England Starter Pack

    Owner Of A Mildly Successful Business In England Starter Pack

    AstonVanilla Report

    Tortitude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the Conservative party logo.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you need the Conservative party to have a successful business in England? That seems a little off-message for BP. (Ducks and runs)

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's so successful, why doesn't he have the money to fix her lips after they got caught in a car door?

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks far more a mildly successful business in Essex. Stella Artois whilst considered premium lager is known as "wife beater" and not known for sophistication on any level.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this seems pretty accurate, lol! Just needs a house with an electric gate.

    Snoop Catt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for this guy - briefly

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny. Botox, lol. I drank Stella for a while way back decades ago when I drank.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the human-platypus hybrid that gets me.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fack. I was only there for 3 weeks in 99 but I met 12 of these guys. Not gonna lie, Stella is tasty. Those lips have put me off Stella though. Pardon, need to be sick.

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    #24

    Any Time Anyone Paints A Room In A Movie Starterpack

    Any Time Anyone Paints A Room In A Movie Starterpack

    Molliema Report

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Perfect stroke of paint on cheek and nowhere else" lol 🤣

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My painting teacher last night had a streak across her forehead. She is 80 y/o. Not the same thing

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot one 'the girl is pregnant'

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having recently painted a few rooms, nothing wrong with the wiping forehead and persevering one. Painting a large room is far more strenuous than most people realise. As for paint on cheek, more like dollop of paint in hair with random spots on face, including on one eyeball (or glasses) a couple splashes on clothes and a random smear on your a*s where you bumped the wall without realising. The rest is c**p lol.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these are frighteningly spot on.

    Lil' Cat2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to think of it, it is rather impressive that someone managed to sell off footage of actors pretending to paint walls as entertainment.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No furniture, except for a cot if it's going to be a nursery.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wiping forehead and then persevering happens irl

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman still managed to look sexy wearing a man's shirt and nothing else.

    #25

    Garbage In Cartoons Starterpack

    Garbage In Cartoons Starterpack

    KirbyWarrior12 Report

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's always a very visible green stench

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad Sesame Street didn't copy the cartoons for poor Oscar.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you go thru it- the screaming cat!!!

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    #26

    6 Year Old Kid At A Restaurant Starterpack

    6 Year Old Kid At A Restaurant Starterpack

    Kardecc Report

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents too busy with their phones.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That t shirt was perfectly clean when we left home 30 minutes ago, we have no idea what happened either.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you blink and voilà, clothes somehow got dirty

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget jumping around banging into the other side of my booth while parents don't say sh#t.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip, lots of fake coughing and sneezing will cause the parents to suddenly wake up and pull their vermin away. But be ready for the screaming about how you should "stay home if you're sick". The mass has ended, go in peace. 😂😂

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    Liv O Negative
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirt has been washed but somehow gets dirty within 3 minutes of leaving the house.

    Andy Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a rule with my 11 yr old when we go out to eat. She can be on her phone til the appetizer shows up, then no phone til after dinner

    Elisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget glass of orange juice they spill everywhere and then scream about

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid screaming and running around the restaurant like it's daycare...

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the deal with these huge ipad covers? I am not a dad but I have seen these and been confused.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They greatly increase the chances of the tablet surviving when dropped, and dropped, and dropped again.

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh I used to be that way but instead of paw patrol is was all the games on my aunts tablet like solitaire, angry birds, pvz, and pac man

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    #27

    The Account That Has The Username You Want Starter Pack

    The Account That Has The Username You Want Starter Pack

    QueenIsTheWorstBand Report

    Zodiac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever this happens.....i scream

    Bunnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JUST GIVE IT TO GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I tried to get the username Improper on PlayStation and the dude who has it still plays. Lucky b*stard!

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but seriously... did you really think you will get it?

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fortunately I have a really bizarre actualname (useful due to african) so usually able to get the username I want. Feel sorry for all the "john smiths" out there.

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I ever wanted was a username I could use everywhere - and that one site where it's already gone!!!!

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am that person on several sites. I will not give up my username that I've had since Yahoo opened. And Discord had a perfect solution for this, which they've abandoned in favor of stupidity.

    #28

    “Military Crisis In A Movie” Starter Pack

    “Military Crisis In A Movie” Starter Pack

    ElegantlyDivergent Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Will send one guy on a hyper important mission instead of Special Forces Units + support"

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's only one man who can stop them..."

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and he lives on a gentleman farm way out in the country with no phone or wi-fi, or joined a Buddhist monastery years ago, and become an ardent pacifist.

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure "Airplane!" or its quotes belong here 😅

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the others are the kind of thing Airplane was parodying. Damn near wet myself when I first saw that movie.

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    Bad Mole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at least on "G!! GO!! GO!!"

    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the ticking clock. There's always a too-short deadline for reasons.

    #29

    "Girls Only Go For Douches These Days" Starter Pack

    "Girls Only Go For Douches These Days" Starter Pack

    Brix001 Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GASP! They didn't censor Porn!

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently dating at 51, I can cofirm all of these.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper left corner - Women coffee? What does that mean?

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically "HAH. Women, am I right?" **drinks coffee**" I've seen it used ironically these days but it's a response to someone seeing women doing or writing something they consider silly or cringey. Basically: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1tJ8bhi3iZw

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    Julia Egly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the discord logo lmao 🤣👌🏻 accurate

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said, in an earlier post that Andrew Tate makes me sad to have testicles. I stand behind those testicles, erm, that statement. Truth: I hate men and I am one, so I hate myself. POST!

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    #30

    New Air Fryer Owner Starterpack

    New Air Fryer Owner Starterpack

    shtoopidguy Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really got the air fryer hype. Then I got one and... still thought it was overrated.

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I've used mine for so far (3years) is grilled cheese sandwiches. But they are the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever! 🤓

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me sir, do you have the time to hear about our Lord and Saviour, the Air Fryer?

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit...I am one of these people. I love my air fryer.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too...sorry guys but I use it constantly.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, get an air fryer; they're brilliant

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My air fryer is awesome. We switched from an oven style to a basket and lost the ability to cook whole meals at once on different levels - ex. Salmon, potatoes, asparagus, but the crispness is something an oven doesn't give. I used the rotisserie function a lot - chicken, kabobs, shawarma... nice not having to use the oven in the summer.

    Zodiac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i love airfriers! They fried my fries in just 30 seconds, and the machine only costed 10$! Click this totally not suspicious link to order one of your own Friedlie airfriers today! www.friedlieairfriers.com! Its really a STEAL! (Haha)

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I resisted for a bit, remembered that I resisted getting an instapot and now love it. So far liking the airfryer. We've used it of course to reheat food, it's great at that. Also roasting veggies, cooking breaded fish and meats like steak or a pork loin.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get a phenomenal crust on a steak!

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone called it an EZ Bake oven for adults now I must let everyone know.

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    #31

    Hacker From The 90s Starter Pack

    Hacker From The 90s Starter Pack

    CuffRox Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those unfamiliar with first picture i suggest search for "Kung Fury" on YouTube :)

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for Kung Fury. Loved that movie.

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    Sybille Stahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 types of people on the world. Those who know binary and those who don’t.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people even know obsure dialects of binary like BCD or Excess-3 :)

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    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this should include things like the anarchists cookbook, war dialer, etc

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad guy's childhood dog was named Dixie. Bad guy's password is DIXIE

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic 90s film Hackers is garbage in terms of tech and plot, but my word the fashion was amazing.

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one and only guy friend:

    Sandrapocalypse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it's a girl, she's Asian with a purple haighlight.

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    #32

    Only Happens In The Movies Starterpack

    Only Happens In The Movies Starterpack

    putupthosewalls Report

    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when the MC is late to school and their parent sets a huge breakfast on the table expecting MC to finish it all

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the huge glass pitcher of orange juice. You know the one.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The breakfast thing is so annoying! What does it add to the story to have a massive breakfast? Surely the family could just be eating cereal and toast!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climbing through air vents which are (1) large enough for an adult human; (2) inexplicably spotless; and (3) strong enough to hold the weight of an adult human until the writer decides to include a random comic element by having the character fall through the ceiling at the feet of the antagonist.

    Raccoon Toppen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea air vents wouldn't actually hold people's weight - after all it's meant for air which is pretty light

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed "leaves the car unlocked, with a window down when they walk away".

    Benelamay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key thing is actually because it helps keep track of the keys so the set crew always know where they are so they can move the cars around set when they need to.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Kentucky. You will find many caves and waterfalls.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually used to keep my keys in the ignition... simpler times, safer area...

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Waking up and kissing immediately in bed with no morning breath. 2. Walking slowly and calmly away as a massive explosion happens behind them

    Idiocy Incarnate (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow not blowing away like a broken kite when the explosion is CLOSE to them

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    #33

    The Lazy Vegan Starter Pack

    The Lazy Vegan Starter Pack

    Hot_Weather_4061 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I'm not vegan but that looks like a fantastic snack.

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just Saturday for me, and I'm not even vegan

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me get a dietician here but I don't think this is the worst diet on the planet.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d protest this but I’m too lazy

    Sebby's Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lazy vegan, I can attest to how accurate this is 😂

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    #34

    2020 Tiktok Alt Kid Starterpack

    2020 Tiktok Alt Kid Starterpack

    iiCum Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The children of today are becoming the Monster High dolls from 10 years ago.

    MeowZer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares, let's stop gatekeeping style trends. This is the easiest way to identify people who have the same interests as you, even if it is just aesthetics. It's harder as you age for most. I have lived and I will die on my punk rock hill. When the kid next to me is wearing the classic Walmart misfits shirt, I'm gunna tell that kid 'hell yeah, cool shirt' and maybe go buy one just like it, as mine is my 15 year old 'hair coloring' shirt.

    Dazzler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! Thank you for this. It's so easy to make of the people you don't know or understand, especially the young ones on an uncanny app, but we forget we ourselves went through our own wild phases growing up 🥴 and it was fun! We expressed ourselves and did the things we enjoyed! Then we got into new things because that's how growing up works. Sometimes you explore something temporarily to know that it's not for you, and it's okay to indulge in that for some time because life is short and who decides what's weird or not weird, really?

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    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I'm 4'9 and demonias (the boots) would be insanely helpful for me for concerts and stuff, god I want them!

    Demolition Lover (He/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to dress like that, and oh boy do I cringe at it now. I started looking into actual alt culture and music tho, and now I'm all 2000's emo/scene. Honestly, I'd much rather hang out with "basic" or "preppy" people than the fake alt tiktokers.

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if my indian mom saw that hair, she would give that kid a 40 minute oil massage

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're still like this in 2023 :') (but then I had boots like that way back in 2012 so...)

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I want that hat it looks like My Melody which means there is most likely a Kuromi one too

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks cool tbh. The more things change, the more it stays the same it seems.

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    #35

    Going To Disneyland On A Saturday Starter Pack

    Going To Disneyland On A Saturday Starter Pack

    RemarkablyIntresting Report

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two water fountains in the whole park with warm water, but an icy tub filled with $5.00 cans of soda every 50 feet.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go to any food stand with a soda fountain they will happily give you free ice water. This has saved my bacon mannnnny times over the years!!

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    Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been, won't go

    Cynthia Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time we went was with our 2 kids in 1990! Looks as if just the prices have changed-for the worse.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your total is $80." LOL, these must have been bought off the clearance rack, for Disney prices.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stay at a hotel near the Toy Story parking Lot, you can hop a ride from there for free. The Anaheim Majestic has free busses to and from or you can uber/ lyft.

    Zara VP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to go to Disneyland. It's modern day robbery.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really robbery if you can choose to say no to it.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been, now I don't want to go.

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    #36

    Archaeologist Reality Starter Pack

    Archaeologist Reality Starter Pack

    AlbatrossTough3013 Report

    Wilf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archaeologist here. Most of us work in offices like anyone else. Either writing desk based assessments, conducting research or managing data. You can't easily make a viable career as a field archaeologist (I.e. digging stuff up). Those managing digs are very much the minority in the profession and most of those doing the actual digging are fresh graduates or people with rich parents who can fund their lifestyle choice.

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it true that archaeologists tell the difference between bone and fossil by licking it?

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    Robin Hudson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this fire-cracked rock or just a rock? is this flint naturally like this or is it a tool or just a rock? I'll just let my work-study student wash all this c**p with a toothbrush and figure it out later.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is an archeologist and all if this is true

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice hotel room. Nicer tools. I thought you were going to show a plaster cast on a fossil - or on a leg.

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    #37

    Rural American Family Starter Pack

    Rural American Family Starter Pack

    Public_Basil_4416 Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your home is mobile but the 17 cars around it are not, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy.

    Carla Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge satellite dish but no running water. Alabama in the early 90s.

    kate s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh my childhood is in this picture and I don't like it lol

    Benelamay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a village of less than 2 thousand people. It's pretty accurate where I'm from.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. A post about the United States that I can agree with.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids will get the s**t beaten out of them because rural people consider them "f**s". Don't try to enjoy goth or emo music too far away from cities. Self preservation 101.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!! Mountain Breeze is Safeway's store brand, not the dollar store!

    Satsuki Bigham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch got me right in the childhood 💀

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    #38

    Teenagers At The Gym Starter Pack

    Teenagers At The Gym Starter Pack

    MrTBone00 Report

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yes! Kids keeping the gym machines occupied forever because the're talking to their friends / taking selfies / watching tiktok, while pushing weights lighter than my handbag are the reason I started working out at home.

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say they forgot the ‘constantly taking selfies’.

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    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say I'm pretty impressed by the kids/ teens I see at my gyms. They are working out, all parts, being kind to each other and have been very polite about not hogging machines. It seems to be the slightly older people say 20-25 that are worse. I have to actively Pursue my machines and I just do the circut. The idea here is to do a set on a machine, move to recovery, go to the next machine, etc...

    Leekier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have said the 20 somethings are the worst too. They tend to be in groups/couples and each has to do 3 sets on the same machine while they advise each other; I can do a complete circuit and still have to wait for them to finish.

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    kate !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hi, i work out a lot and i'm a teen! gym dudes my age are weird bc half the time they don't work out. i'm actually there to lift and they hog the deadlift racks bc they want to take videos of them lifting 20 lbs

    Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with the broccoli haircut? When I'm at school, I'll most likely see at least one person with this hair at every corner I turn

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this is my Planet Fitness. Spend more time talking and sitting on machines staring at their phones than actually exercising.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my brother. In his defense, he plays handball so he can use upper body strength

    DeBedschbacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with creatine? What's wrong with posing?

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    #39

    Characters That Will Not Survive In The Horror Movie Starter Pack

    Characters That Will Not Survive In The Horror Movie Starter Pack

    Gael1756 Report

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaggy dies twice,Velma, Fred and Daphne would all die once. That's not very lucky

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely Velma would be last girl, and have a good chance to survive.

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I"m so old, I never saw a horror movie with a black person in it, unless it written by a black comedian. (And yes, the creator of Get Out is one of the funniest people ever.) But seriously... 80s and 90s horror movies were as white as the snow falling on a Vermont Mayonnaise convention.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Night of the Living Dead" 1968. The smartest and longest lived character was black. The Rifftrax version is hilarious.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a white girl I have absolutely no idea why they keeping killing the black characters first when they are clearly way smarter than us and would never be dumb enough to stay in a haunted house like some Ashleighs, Hayleighs etc

    Bunnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHAGGY WOULD BARE HAND KILL ALL THE GHOSTS AND DEMONS AND STUFF YR MAD IF U THINK OTHERWISE

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letterjacket last. Stoner gets killed moments after the guy or girl with brown skin. Way to go film industry. You set back race relations by 400 years.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cabin in the Woods. Nailed them all at once, and then explained the why

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    #40

    Marketable Indie Horror Game Starter Pack

    Marketable Indie Horror Game Starter Pack

    RinaQueen Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eerie horror > Jumpscares

    Kevinඞ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I miss out a lot since I can't play horror games, games with jump scares, games with sudden loud noises, flashing lights, and many other factors. I have autism and an anxiety disorder so life sucks when all my friends like indie horror games like FNAF

    aZZy_d3Lta (they/star/bun)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i love psychological horror or surprise creepy games like ddlc or omori, made by indie devs who just wanted to put out a passion project.

    Michael Avitzour
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree real horror games should focus on a mix of psychological and possibly body horror combined with good gameplay that compliments the atmosphere jump scares are strictly cheap but in a lot of games they're used as the main scary thing because the creators of said horror games can't think of anything smart enough to write to the story that is actually psychologically disturbing and upsetting and are also targeting these games strictly at children so they can't use actually scary designs and body horror

    kate !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    analog horrors like maple county and the mandela catalogue are great! but i'm biased bc thorne baker (or teenage disaster if you know him from his music) made maple county and is a va in the mandela catalogue

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Nightmares and FNAF come to mind lol.

    Mount Kilamontanjiro (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amanda the adventurer does a good job of actual horror and mystery. check it out

    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE Amanda The Adventurer! Wooly is superior!

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    Stephanie Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was an upstairs neighbor with a barky little corgi. I felt really bad and tried to keep him quiet and frequently took him to work. Then we got a noise complaint from our downstairs neighbor. Not for the corgi....but for our bedroom fan. wtf? I'm still confused. It was a typical fan. Nothing industrial. I wonder what it sounded like to her.

    Eva Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Mr Beans teddy bear?

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    #41

    The Cat Person Starter Pack

    The Cat Person Starter Pack

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    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am utterly offended by this meme. It's practically impossible for a cat, whose front paw has FOUR toes, to extend the MIDDLE one!!!! Also, cat people rarely expose their Snuggle-Wuggle Snoogie-Woogie Snooki-Wookie Snookums to strangers if they are particularly excitable. Besides, you forgot to include the lint roller and the bedraggled mouse toy in the bed! I'm kidding, of course. Or am I? O.o

    The Exquisite Pancake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol u forgot to include the human body partly buried in the back yard

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't been scratched on purpose in years.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been scratched not on purpose-let's see- yesterday

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    #42

    2 1/2 Star Hotel Starter Pack

    2 1/2 Star Hotel Starter Pack

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, all of these. For every one of the cheap hotels I've stayed at, the bed is 10% better than the bed I have at home. How do they do it?

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still taking the toiletries home. I PAID FOR THEM!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've stayed at plenty of these. Need to add mini-fridge that doesn't work

    DJR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works, but it's installed in a non-vented cabinet so the heat from the condenser has nowhere to go.

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    DJR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the curved shower curtain rod that is sagging due to owner's poor diy skills?

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    #43

    How To Get On Forbes 30 Under 30 List Starter Pack

    How To Get On Forbes 30 Under 30 List Starter Pack

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he just inherited two fortunes. One from his father, one from his grandmother. Then he stiffed the contractors on his building projects and sued them when they wanted to be paid.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all checks out. Nothing to see here.

    #44

    Fast Food Restaurant Owner Starter Pack

    Fast Food Restaurant Owner Starter Pack

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look it's SpongeBob and Squidward 😁

    #45

    Early 2000s Suburban Kid Starter Pack

    Early 2000s Suburban Kid Starter Pack

    s1nset Report

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair tips need more bleach

    Soot Is My God
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your mom" always gets on my nerves. My mum is a beautiful person. This morning she woke up sick at 6:30 to help a couple with their business all the way on the other side of town, no hesitations. She works from home but is so hardworking and is very patient with me and my brother. When i hear "your mom" i take it as a compliment because she is the most amazing person ever. Love ya mum! ❤️

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those shirts with one stripe" have 3 stripes.

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    #46

    Visiting La In 2022 Starterpack

    Visiting La In 2022 Starterpack

    reddit.com Report

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile at the Berkeley City council meeting (where this issue should be the topic of discussion): "We will change names of things to be non-binary. A "manhole" will now be known as a "Person-hole", a "Fireman" will now be called a "Firefighter", ........".". (I'm not making this up).

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to live the American dream. Start low, and then ... what?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is absolutely sickening the way we treat the homeless. We make life harder for them with laws designed to chase them away or give cops an excuse to arrest them - and shovel them into the insatiable maw of the Prison-Industrial Complex. A lot of us regard the unhoused as vermin, forgetting they are just like those of us with homes - and that nearly anybody could have a rash of bad luck and wind up just like them.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what kind of callous person downvoted you, so take my upvote

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the midst of this and it's heartbreaking. Mayor Karen Bass is working very hard to get housing for those who want it.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had it so nice when I was homeless. Don't get me started.

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    #47

    "Asking A Question On A Tech Subreddit As Someone Who Isn't Tech Savvy" Starter Pack

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    purplebeef Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it's related to Linux. I love the OS (Mint) but I haven't had to use a command line since 1994, go easy on the old man!

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Mint is slim and brilliant. Yeah. Feels like DOS. Even if I use wine or a WIN emulator I can't get half my s**t to work unless it's directly ported.

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    #48

    College Weight Gain Starter Pack

    College Weight Gain Starter Pack

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    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really got how people gain weight. I struggle with not weighing enough.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the same struggle just reversed. I was like you until my late twenties, could eat anything and it was a battle to gain weight, but now I'm like everyone else and I gain a pound just from looking at a pizza.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought people were fearful of getting the Freshman 15, not embracing it.

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so sure about the budlight nowadays

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well....now they can get their Bud Light for basically free.

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    #49

    Midwestern Family Taco Night Starter Pack

    Midwestern Family Taco Night Starter Pack

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    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically what it is in my family. Olives are replaced with Jalepenos, and there is Cilantro and Guacamole.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that sounds really good. Now I'm hungry again.

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    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this whatsoever......

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lettuce 😂

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Tacos are best sans lettuce. (In my opinion, of course.)

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    raisin hippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those olives! People don’t like them?

    Nissia Washington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just the mid-western states Florida and Georgia too. And to all those shoes wondering: Yes Florida is as bad as people "joke"

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wait, wait. This is cultural appropriation. White people are not allowed to eat other cultures' foods. It's racist, it's stealing culture. Anyone who knows me will realise this satire is far too real. People are freaking out about white people with dreads. What the everlasting f**k? Vikings, aboriginals, the Celts. Everybody has had dreadlocks throughout history immemorial.

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    #50

    The “I Don’t Actually Hate My Job” Starterpack

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'd be perfectly cool with having to work in an office, deal with traffic and stick to 5 days a week if my net salary was that much above cost of living.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And all you have to do is study at university for ten years, get head-hunted at a conference and, yes, be extraordinarily lucky.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a Deli that serves booze and has gambling. It's kinda idyllic. My last job was a head shop where I talked about the benefits of THC all day. Not bad but I'm supposed to be a graphic designer working in 3D for game and film.

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    #51

    Expensive Burger Place Starter Pack

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    CAT /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bonus if the black wall is a chalk wall! (idk if yall know what im talking about since ive only seen them in the south :I )

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I painted my kitchendrawers with blackboard-paint. Best way to create your grocery-list and keep yourself entertained (there's a game of hangman on since 5 days ago & and we keep track on how often someone ignores the "closed"-sign of the shop across the street)

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    #52

    Childhood With Divorced Parents Starterpack

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. And then my mum is always ranting to me about my dad. She once forced me to call my dad up to yell at him even though I didn't want to otherwise she yells at me. And she's always telling me to "use my dad for money" even though I don't want to.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, that really sucks :( I hope you can escape that environment soon.

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    Fabian Bernard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Childhood with toxic divorced parents* starter pack

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Add selfish parents and revolving doors of new boyfriends or girlfriends. One house has your room and the other has the room you just use. When older, you play both parents against each other to do or get things the other won't let you have.

    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was an a*****e who I wanted nothing to do with so I only had one parent to deal with.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being seven years old and never getting a bath until the weekend because my delivery unit was too busy shacking up with other guys to help run the bath and help me get in (the tub was literally to my shoulders, so I couldn't climb in on my own).

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Tell your dad he’s late on the child support!”

    #53

    10 Year Anniversary Party At A Corporate Job Starter Pack

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    whitemike40 Report

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give them the money you would spend on all that stuff. Everyone will be happier.

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '' Sorry, I can't come, my cat is playing tennis match tonight, and her cousin just died''

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the weird ornament I got at one place. A 2D bird (eagle?) carved out of granite and stuffed into a wooden frame-like thing. Fell apart not long after I got it and wasn't even a good bookend.

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    #54

    The Perfect Day Home Alone Starterpack

    The Perfect Day Home Alone Starterpack

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    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the soda with beer and some good smoke and then you're all set.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kid friendly version root beer and the perfect vanilla flavored ice cream

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    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast wifi? I wanna live there! 🤯

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a great book too. In any format. I'm listening to Leslie Jordan right now on Audible. He was such a dear and funny man.

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    #55

    Meghan Trainor Song Starter Pack

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also add intense auto tune and that reverb sound effect all her songs have. Not to say they're bad, i just notice they sound like they came out of the same printer.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.... I'm so happy to read this... I hated her first song that was considered sooo cool for hating on "the skinny b*tches" 🙄

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so accurate. Made You Look is one of the most annoying songs I've ever heard, along with Unholy.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made you look.... makes me wanna burried alive

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    whatever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left out how she always has that look on her face like somebody trying to secretly tell you they're in a hostage situation.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad I've never heard her "music".

    #56

    Taking The Kids To The Zoo Starter Pack

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    weewoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WWHY IS THERE A RNDOM DEAD GUY WHAT ZOO IS THIS GIY GOING TO😭

    kate s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems...disturbingly specific my guy

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who among us hasn't had our view at the zoo blocked by Amish women after we climbed over a dead guy in searingly hot weather with poop in our pants

    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are random dead guys and Mormons that common??

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but the Amish women. WHY IS THAT A REAL THING???

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amish at the Zoo is my new band name.

    froggo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y’all DON’T have a random dead guy at your zoo??

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    #57

    How To Fill The Void Starter Pack

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely loved my job and then had to retire for medical reasons. 4 years on and I still miss it like crazy

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    #58

    Middle Aged Guy Who Never Left His Hometown Starter Pack

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...besides that horrible diet, this doesn´t look like a bad life...

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Citroën Saxo is NOT a bum äss car.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuborg, the beer of Danish kings.

    Kel Gal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married his high school sweetheart and screws around with the town sl*t

    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words... my brother. No, not true. His male identity is tied to his fancy car.

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    #59

    "Why Do I Feel So Damn Good All The Time?" Starterpack

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...aaand you still can be depressed with all this.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Your a*****e brain can just decide to NOT make the happy chemical even though you've got all this loveliness.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually wish depression on you. This is shallow, plastic trash.

    #60

    Piano Lessons As A Kid In The 00s Starter Pack

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    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i made it through all 5 levels of the piano adventures books 💪 (piano is also totally my thing and my future plan but....) also this is so true

    Waffle panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the piano adventures book 😭

    #61

    Clearly I Don't Own An Air Fryer (Starter Pack)

    Clearly I Don't Own An Air Fryer (Starter Pack)

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    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people point out that you really need one, just say "Yeah I've been thinking about it, and you know my birthday is coming up..." Worked for me.

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I would buy an air fryer as a present if I heard that. Not that I tell people to get one 🤔 I'm more likely to ask if someone wants one out of the blue lol

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an air fryer at home and I still use the microwave to reheat my food.

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    #62

    The "Just Got Home From Work" Starter Pack

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to take off my bra

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bra isn't uncomfortable. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy. I'll take all of the above.

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    #63

    "I Don't Know Why I Have High Blood Pressure" Starter Pack

    "I Don't Know Why I Have High Blood Pressure" Starter Pack

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bald and therefore I have high blood pressure. Okay then 👍

    #64

    Working Class Children's Supper Starterpack

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all the same colour.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is tongue in cheek, but this one... My mom worked in a factory when we were young, there was no fast food. She was an outstanding cook and made dinner every evening. We begged for fast food/junk food, but it wasn't happening.