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Craigslist is a virtual marketplace where people can find just about anything their heart desires (and some things they didn't even know existed). Need a vintage toaster that doubles as a disco ball? Craigslist has got you covered. Looking for a roommate who moonlights as a circus performer? You might be in luck.

The platform is full of the weird, the wacky, and the utterly unexpected, so we decided to scour the depths of two popular subreddits, r/bestofcraigslist and r/craigslist, and put together a collection of images that showcase its unique and unpredictable nature. From bizarre listings to hilariously awkward encounters, these screenshots are sure to bring a smile to your face and raise an eyebrow or two.

#1

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

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Black Cat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to give your father a heart attack. Brilliant.

Weasel Wise
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then it sounds like things went as planned? 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Esist Nosrep
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if someone hires a bunch of street actors to play family dinner and edgy characters and who performs the best gets the payment

unfilteredCigarette73
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't watch reality shows when I actually watch television but this..this i would definitely watch

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Lyone Fein
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny that he might actually be a keeper IRL.

Mav Mav
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this guy is going places, several places in fact

Remi (He/Him)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one used as an inspiration for more than one fake dating trope fanfics

Tamiko
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came into the article wondering how many I'll know purely from fanfics

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Carla Campbell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious!! Hope he got a free meal.

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a guy in college I called the party bomb. You tell brad where a party was and kaboom, the party explodes and then cops show up. Pretty sure he was paranoid schizophrenic. He heard voices that weren't there.

Mav Mav
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even the voices that are there can be scary sometimes

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Id row
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is honestly a good deal, lol.

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All he wants is free food out of it. Awesome.

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    #2

    Cute

    Cute

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. Love hearing about animals who are adored. Every animal deserves this.

    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really sweet... But who's cutting onions?

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's beautiful 😍

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian Cattle Dogs are the best dogs!! I've had many and just lost my 15 yr old blue heeler last year. Miss him so much ❤💔

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a very sweet post. Bailey was truly a very good girl.

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how sad and sweet and lovely... my heart

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luv you Bailey 🥰 have a good rest

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    #3

    How Low Can You Go?

    How Low Can You Go?

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can’t I ever think of things to say like this?

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unreliable, should be able to go 1mph. I'll pass thanks tho

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All rightly then!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The polite version of "I didn't put OBO for a reason. Get out of here you cheapskate". 🤣

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    #4

    BBQ Dad Needed

    BBQ Dad Needed

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad none of the attendees seem to have a real dad who can fill in.

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I read at the time, their Dads lived several hours away. And it was 1 guy who did the post, then told the others later. They thought it was hilarious and ended up interviewing over 100 Dads. Settled on 3. Also, I believe they did end up inviting their Dads but the distance kept them from coming.

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd happily do this. I can bbq, I drink beer, I can use all the monikers, give life advice, swear like a trooper when necessary. Unfortunately I'm a Mum.

    Backup Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do you have a cat or is his name Spencer?

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! They found some bbq dads! 💕💕💕 https://www.khq.com/news/bbq-dads-come-together-to-make-viral-ad-a-reality/article_4285368c-e4d2-52dc-b8d3-e119c754dffb.html

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Required skills: Jimmy Buffet

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.thedad.com/craigslist-ad-for-dads-results-in-ultimate-bbq-dad-fest/

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near Spokane (WA) and I believe this would actually happen there.

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Spokane! It totally would! Just like the group of friends that lived here and played a game of tag over the years! They made a movie about it!

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    #5

    He’s Bilingual

    He’s Bilingual

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the smartest of deers can speak canine.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got into Grandma's bingo markers.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cutest deer ever!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a Dogeer. Or is it Deerog?

    Emeraldeyed
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this little guy found a loving home.

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    #6

    Karen Needs A Date!

    Karen Needs A Date!

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who has a van that might be available. Forget it he's only 28.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to know what happened. And, can this be made into a movie? Like the Hunger Games meets Narcissist MIL?

    John Topper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG you're right! This is a brilliant idea for a movie!

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    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if the Thanksgiving guy was just a little bit older, this would be a match! Unless…mama likes robbing the cradle?

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does species matter?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think dogs will work. I’m an alien with a spaceship, I could one-up the van guy and I pretended to be a dog for a while. Trust me, I’m VERY distractible… Wait, I meant distractive.

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    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at '51 and attractive'.

    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually from where I live and sadly it doesn't surprise me in the least bit

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should just contact the Thanksgiving guy, he'd probably do it for 50 bucks and food.

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is amazing! my mother in law is awesome and so is my mom so i never had trouble with either of them but for couples out there who do this is a great idea.

    Sally Signup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist for a romantic comedy - hired date actually falls in love with MIL.

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    #7

    $1800 Clothes Rack

    $1800 Clothes Rack

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh so that's what that is in my living room, you can actually run on that thing??

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated the long walk to grab my clothes in the morning. Took forever to get there.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an exercise bike and elliptical that ended up being a clothes rack for years until I finally admitted I'll never use them. It was actually a relief to get them out of the house.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An expensive version of “The laundry chair…” 🤣

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see some Aussie representation! Mildura is beautiful, I would much rather walk or run outside than use a treadmill if I'm there.

    #8

    To The Man Doing My Wife:

    To The Man Doing My Wife:

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petty. we like those.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not petty. This seems like a reasonable set of rules for an unoffical "house guest" Come on, don't drink the husband's beers! This could be the beginning of a nice arrengement. Unless it is all satire and crusty resentments underneath of course

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright buddy she's all yours I'm off to work *hand slaps*. Thanks bro have a good day at work"

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids are young.... not mentally challenged. 🤣

    ace pirates (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP has a good sense of humor and sounds like a nice dad anyways. She’d be better off staying with him

    Claire the Devils Advocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of hope this is true, because it's brilliant!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely hilarious.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...hire a Pl and settle a divorce.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did he suggest he wants a divorce? Other than the kids needing a better understanding of who is the man with mommy when daddy is gone, seems like they have an agreeable situation.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to add: please put new linnen on my bed after doing my wife

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kind of made me sad though - but i like that he called them both out in a " civil and generous" manner ;)

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    #9

    Bless His Heart

    Bless His Heart

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol..a real flute not a skin one,love the comment

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first lesson I learned and would definitely teach: Don't use it to knock your sister in the head. It leaves dents in the flute. Sister, not so much.😏

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew Ed Gein was a flautist?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are you putting this flute that you're worried of potential injuries?

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in Ron Burgundy's (Will Ferrell) voice...

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    #10

    You Farted

    You Farted

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they got together!!! This would be a phenomenal story of how they met!!!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And fart like a Clydesdale! 🤣🤣🤣

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fart like a Clydesdale! LOL!

    C scanlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I want you to know it was me

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    #11

    "We'll Need You To Sing"

    "We'll Need You To Sing"

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, are these real? Can someone please turn my husband over everytime he snores in the night and also turn his 17 million snooze buttons off? No WEIRD staring at us in the dark while you do it please. Just stare at the wall and hum soothing sounds, all while YOU pay ME! 🧏‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    La donna è mobile *splash*, Qual piuma al vento *splash*, Muta d'accento *splash*, *splash*, E di pensiero. *splash* 🎵

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excactly what I wanted!

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    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cant they wet each others knees as the bath clearly isnt big enough for the both of them

    pebs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think lots of these are simply fake.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be prank. Pro tip for poor people who can not afford knee wetters - wet a washcloth(s) in the hot water, drape over knees. Refresh every so often. Source: Fat guy who has done this on his belly.

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the ever loving sweet meowing kitties is this?!

    Grace Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You will need to sing” XD

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to purchase a deeper tub and keep strangers out of the bathroom

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    #12

    They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

    They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

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    SewingStaffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know if they got the wall back!

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck thinks this is ok?

    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's dedication on the party of the taker...

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened? was it returned?

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like how they left half the freebies behind, they knew what they came for!

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People really are feral, they will take anything in the shop to be for sale if it isn’t nailed down (and then they will still ask to have it). We are always out of Binbags because if we ever leave them where a customer can see, *poof*.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was helping run a booth at a bazaar and on one of the tables a little further back I had a small snack and my water bottle. Someone seriously reached over the merch and took some of my food. I asked (nicely), "wtf?!" and she said, "oh, I thought this was for everyone?!" and then walked away. 🤯

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    #13

    Karen The Devil Spawn Chicken

    Karen The Devil Spawn Chicken

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen will make a good mum, if you let her

    ace pirates (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will adopt floof birb, even if demon chicken

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Karen wants to be a momma chick. Let her

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Squatting on *your* eggs"? 🤨😰

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so sorry for her being raised by that human :(

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure she’s terrible to take care of but I love Karen

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    #14

    Free Pizza!

    Free Pizza!

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    Esist Nosrep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy getting one mil and can't pay for balls guy? Sad

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m certain he’d pay him, but advertise to do so for holding someone’s genitals would most definitely be solicitation of prostitution.

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But does the buddy really have a million dollars?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think they would do this if buddy DIDN’T

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need an update on this!

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich people have weird hobbies

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll do it for 2/3 of that million. After all I have two and he only has one hand.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said you can't enjoy it.

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    Sarabura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an idiot. Give the guy $10k and you're BOTH highly motivated to succeed. This is clearly a joke.

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope none of these happened.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I: Get a million dollars. YOU: Get a Dominos. The rest of us: Video clips of the toilet scenes please. That would likely be comical.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say you can't pay and also say you'll get a cool mil for this. No one would say yes for less than 500k. I am curious about the halftime pizza. Would they be the ones answering the door for the delivery? I think that's an image the pizza guy does not want to see.

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    #15

    Sounds About Right

    Sounds About Right

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't running! You can all enjoy my fat a$$ as it casually waddles by glistening in the sun

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like fun! However, there should also be someone chasing after said naked man wearing a bear costume!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AJSKFDFJKL IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣 edit: send help I can’t breathe the replies

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I at least wear socks and shoes, and carry a light poncho or coat? So as to not be arrested by any of the constabulary as I continue running, which will most likely be, "for my life", after doing this.

    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm…it’s still May. Perhaps this is still available?

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can stop and do the helicopter too

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shakes massive hairy a*s*

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    #16

    Fun With Scammers

    Fun With Scammers

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    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started reading and was like 'No!! It's a scam!!' then I saw eddyeatsdick and relaxed :)

    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. How would this scam work?

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure if this is the one with fake URL to scam page that steals your PayPal login or the one where they seem to send you the money but after you confirm and send the item, they take the payment back, so they won't pay anything and get the stuff and seller will have nothing.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like grandson took over the conversation 🤣

    Paul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what the scam is.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seller send request for payment. Seller might think it's paid and send item. Scanner never pays. Or scammer does pay but then tells PayPal they never received the item and reversed the charges.

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    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s always fun to mess with scammers :)

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    #17

    Did You Punch Me In The Back Of The Head In The Park?

    Did You Punch Me In The Back Of The Head In The Park?

    internet_friends Report

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i suspect that beer will turn into a lawsuit

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it IS Philly. What do you expect?

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    #18

    I Mean , Now That He Mentions It , I Want In On It Too

    I Mean , Now That He Mentions It , I Want In On It Too

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elios is the closest I found to school pizza. But if anyone knows where to buy the sloopy joe mix hmu.

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School lunch in the 80's. Pizza, deep fried burritos smothered with chili no beans, cubed turkey mashed potatoes, & sloppy joes. Damn!! I'm freaking hungry.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up crazy-poor, I was always jealous (and hungry) of the kids who got school lunch, especially this "pizza". Then I found out that after lunch each day, the lunch ladies had to throw away any leftovers; so I negotiated with them that I would stay after lunch rather than go to recess and help clean the cafeteria in exchange of pizza. It was glorious! A poor kid with a belly fulla pizza ...then the principal caught on, shut us down, and I went back to bread, American cheese, and mayo "sandwiches".

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss I'll take the weird mashed potatoes and bread roll with it!

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my school and emailed years ago about the pizza they had 😆 they couldn’t remember the brand they stocked while I was there - I really feel this guy

    ace pirates (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school used to have pizza brought in fresh from the local pizza parlor and it was sooo good. Kids would line up out the door every Friday to get it. Then the school ran out of money to pay for that and now the pizza comes in a plastic bag, covered in so much condensation that it’s soaking wet, and smells like horse manure. I will never, i repeat NEVER, eat the soggy shít pizza. It’s gross as heII

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    #19

    Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

    Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they said they’re so done with them

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All profits from these foreign made flags go right to the personal checking account of D**k Head Trump and are not subject to campaign finance laws. Trump fans are gullible morons. Non required rant off.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That flag confuses me. Is "No more Bullsh..t" a pro trump flag or an anti trump flag? I'm really getting mixed messages.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pro Trump. My neighbor had one. She also had a flag that said "F**k Biden and f**k you for voting for him." I think they made her take her flags down.

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idolisation of politicians in the USA is terrifying.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, the majority of us sane Americans loathe it and are simultaneously also terrified by it.

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a miracle has been witnessed, I once was blind but now I see

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FORTY?? Makes me wonder if this person was actually.. uh.. "liberating" these from other houses..

    R Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he doesn't replace them with Biden flags, he's all good.

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    #20

    Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

    Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

    Rosstafari Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full picture of the vase: https://imgur.io/Zr5DUgU?r

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hideous but also this was right below it and everyone needs to see it https://imgur.io/gallery/eS3mozz

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person clearly hates this vase yet kept it, as they admit, simply to be petty and then just goes and sells it? I don't know these people at all, but I think I'm on Isa's side.

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pettiness is a dish best served cold, with liquor and coffee.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea... the true crucible in which all relationships are tested. 🤣

    Maisie Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "because I am a petty, petty man" made me giggle

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    #21

    Wife Ran Out

    Wife Ran Out

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell him to start a GoFundMe, there's a lot of people willing to help on situations like this

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the mother was the one who kidnapped them, he will never see his kids again

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't kidnap your own children. He says Wife not ex-wife so she has same right to children as he does.

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    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the subject of a country song...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DID sell that. lol or close. It was a 1980 green Forde F150. Except the rims were stock and no tool box. The duel gas tanks took forever to fill up. One of them anyway. Newer anti-spill pumps kept shutting off so you had to go super slow. Still had working 8 Track player!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck liser!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Something tells me she's wanted this truck gone for awhile. Kids are fine inside the house and he's throwing a tantrum.

    Esist Nosrep
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    2 years ago

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    Maby guy was abusing family if they ran away?

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course- the man is ALWAYS to blame /j. One of my aunts did the exact same thing when she met someone else.

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    #22

    Found This Interesting

    Found This Interesting

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure this is fake. Brad Parscale was the guy in charge of web promotion during the 2016 Trump campaign and they were paying black people to go to events. You can check this on Snopes if you want, but yeah this happened.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And the number in this CL add was same number he posted on servals ads in other places and, at the time, it checked.

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two tickets to anything on earth that I would want to attend!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly fake. BUT WE ALL THOUGHT IT WASN’T! That certainly tells you something about #45, doesn’t it? 🤔 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/06/19/fact-check-craigslist-ad-seeking-minority-actors-trump-rally-fake/3220676001/

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems too obvious. Trolling?

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s several different ads of similar nature offering everything from $15/hr to $1000 a day. Most are bogus, but the ones posted by this guy and by Corey Lewandowski’s team are legit. Several sites have investigated and while many screenshots of ads were deemed fake, actual, verifiable posts like this check out.

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    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Mister (and I say this with sardonically humorous tone of contempt), Parscale; You were, are now, and probably will forever be, (in this, your previous, and future lifetimes) an absolute waste of human space (let alone any other animal, plant or mineral that you were or may be reincarnated as).

    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not fake ive seen this

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    #23

    I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

    I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

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    thatbisexualtacocat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It may even contain invisibility as no one seems to see it" I laughed SO hard, lol

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…that bisexual taco cat. I am so intrigued!

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most passive aggressive thing I've ever seen.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am delighted by the idea of a street’s birthday XD I’m tempted to check my city’s maps and see if I can find out when my street was “born”!

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, my street's birthday is coming up and I need something to get it. What to do.... WAIT

    Basil (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* two for the price of none? I'm sold.

    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of my ex husband's once stole a stop sign while drunk

    #24

    I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

    I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

    Meabstreak Report

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it says "You need an attitude adjustment!" And "Get a Life asap!" Look who's talking lol

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overall intelligence in this world is slowly circling the drain….

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k is his problem jesus christ? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligent people turn OFF the caps lock

    Christy Charbeneau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.. who needs the attitude adjustment?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, a sensible person would put the email on Craigslist. In the correct category of course

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    #25

    An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

    An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK Elmo..hope you fine the grandma

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf?! Imagine a grandad went up and tickled a young woman's stomach.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I grew up around there. I can see the house on the map! 🤣 Edit to add, I can even think of a few people that might be grandma.

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this is weird.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title got me thinking they're looking for a, well, a grandma tickler. Not a tickler grandma.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All rightly then....

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    #26

    Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

    Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

    Bigmtnskier91 Report

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said Jeffrey Dahmer to no-one...

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?!?! I love billiards.. but all of my senses say this is how I'd die 😶

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not bad. Just someone feeling a bit lonely.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want friends, I need friends, I will have friends

    Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I bring several of my other friends, we will be coming by after work, so we may still be in uniform.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd much rather not have somebody calling their balls into my pocket.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY*** Also you need to come after 2 AM. I definitely won't watch you.

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    #27

    Apparently I Have A Way With Words

    Apparently I Have A Way With Words

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the buyer misread the sellers response as, "I CAN'T do 18..." Alas..

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any more lip from you and I'll give you $25

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seller settled on a price, but the buyer continued to negotiate, offering even more. 🤔

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    #28

    No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

    No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah no weird stuff because we wouldn't want people to think we're odd.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just don't make it weird. That's all I'm asking.

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    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please no *other* weird stuff."

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No weird stuff ..righteo

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is expensive these days so jump on the offer when someone else offers to provide the dirt.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz there's dirt and there's kissing and no rules that they can't go together. I'm not saying they SHOULD go together...

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's my dirty girl? You are, yes you are.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirt swap kiss - added to my journal of weird human actions

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it's a weird ad just for the sake of giggles, it's a piece of performance art or someone has a really weird fetish...

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    #29

    Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

    Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

    bobthebonobo Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're all in the same condition as the displayed one, then pass

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that… Stuff written in marker on the disk itself?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a monster writes on records?

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf went to high school with the lead singer of Cheap Trick. He has an extensive vinyl collection. Cheap Trick released their last album on CD and vinyl. Jack was so excited with his birthday present when I got him the vinyl!

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a steal! It's not antique disks, it's THE antique disks!

    gerry.garh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the poster is Hispanic; they were called "discos", the word "vinil" refers to something else. Long plays or Treinta y Tres (33) simples or dobles.

    Jessica Harmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, vintage Martin Denny! Too bad someone destroyed it.

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    #30

    ....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

    ....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

    jupiters_aurora Report

    Escapist Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I allowed to inspect the interior before purchase?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint it up to look like Ecto-1. If there is a coffin in the back, call it a ghost trap and say you caught one if it is occupied

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have a local hearse that was a drug dealer. It was blue and kind of old looking but stood out because it was very obviously an old hearse. He was often parked on (sketchy street I used to live on).

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were two people in my neighborhood that drove hearses as their daily drivers. But we also had a number of used police cars too.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just curious why a name isn't censored, but "don't contact me...." is.

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    #31

    I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

    I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

    Aviation_Andrew Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a urine sample to me.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s probably urine that has been in that bottle for so long that it’s now the consistency/thickness of oil… hence being sold as an oil XD

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    Greg Wilhelm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary that I live in Denver and now know that jar is out there some where. Mabe next door....

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Colorado Springs... So a little safer. Honestly though.. I think it's wee. 🤓

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! You take the bottle in your dominant hand and throw it at the infected person as hard as you can. They will stay away from you, thus preventing you from being infected

    Jennifer Clayton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public school in the US for Gen X had us all believing people would offer us drugs for free on the street. Never happened. Then this genius in Denver outsmarted the medical and pharmaceutical industries and we can get it for $10. We were warned about the wrong drugs. "Crack is bad, mmkay. Try my essential oils and sell them UNDER ME AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU!"

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably fish oil so nobody gets close enough to transmit anything over to you

    Shinyravengirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. The antivaxxers put it in their nethers don’t they?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's about a dozen idea's in my head as to what this actually is. Top of the list though is some sort of capsaicin extract.

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like simple olive oil to me

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    #32

    Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

    Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

    Synameh Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was in another thread. Kind of weird how she gets around on her own.

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense a demonic presence in this one, wait hang on, never mind its just my mate asmodeus

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    #33

    A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

    A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

    xdreamer03 Report

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to see a doctor.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And maybe a blow torch. Does housing insurance cover fecal bombs?

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    #34

    This Guy F**ks

    This Guy F**ks

    tangtomato Report

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 why do women go along with this egotistical c**p?

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their rent is paid for the month and kids are fed and sent to school, it’s a job when you think about it.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandpa, you're not fooling anyone 🙄

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see an octogenarian lesbian wearing this at a rally.

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People... Do you know what a joke is? :D IMO dude is totally self aware

    Manuel Delgado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the underlying tension in the standing girls. The bottom one though, is ready to call the cops.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shipping from Scottsdale, no one is surprised

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirty Grandpa 😍😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #35

    NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

    NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just bad taste. Abortions shouldn't be regarded so callously.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to, to deal with it, it was going to kill both of us anyways, may as well have a some humour so I don’t feel like a horrible person for having an ectopic etc (edit: I don’t want kids still, but I still even 20 yr later feel so bad it all even happened just out of teenage stupidity).

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black humour for the win! When I got pregnant we bought the Alien box set and watched all four movies several times throughout the pregnancy

    Esist Nosrep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing can refresh better after abortion than a bit of black humor...

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is…gosh, I hope this didn’t happen

    Greg Wilhelm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom Segura for $500? Not a chance. Maybe Sinbad for that though.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole situation is terrible and I don't agree with, hope it's fake, but I did chuckle at the "the baby would look all weird and stuff" lol like how would you even know??

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl with that parent

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    #36

    Kevin

    Kevin

    s-q-u-a-l-o-r Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Kevin may become Neil food. Poor Kevin. He's my favorite minion.

    Bethany Mal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the funniest craigslist ad ever

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    #37

    Fair Enough

    Fair Enough

    Midwater Report

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    #38

    Petting A Cow

    Petting A Cow

    chocolateboyY2K Report

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a wonderful farm near me in NH where they have Scottish Highland cattle you can fee and pat and you can even RIDE a bull !

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to pay craigslist?

    #39

    Price Is Firm…

    Price Is Firm…

    bnby_eclipse Report

    #40

    Uh Oh!

    Uh Oh!

    snowbombz Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you lose a 65 foot boat? Like, I am genuinely confuzzled.

    JP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably didn't tie it to the dock correctly. Waves pulled it loose and she floated away. Since he doesn't say "stolen", I'm fairly sure someone saw it pull loose & float away.

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    alittlelights
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you lose an entire boat??!!?

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    #41

    What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

    What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need help. How can you tell this is a scam?

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cashier checks and asking for personal information over text. Don't give a stranger personal info and don't trust anyone paying by cashier check, western union, or asking you to send to third party first. Best to work with cash only to be safe.

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    #42

    Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

    Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

    mollusk324b21 Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's basically looking for a surrogate w/out the legal ramifications

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surrogacy can be completely private/civil. And once one becomes a biological parent, the legal ramifications and responsibilities are pretty much build in. As a matter of fact, the vast majority or surrogacies are friends and loved ones carrying a baby for couple for whom the woman can’t or shouldn’t carry or IVF isn’t possible. My SIL carried for her sister & her husband. No lawyers, no legal ramifications.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s offering compensation to either co-parent with woman or, ideally, take sole custody with a private surrogate arraignment. Help me understand the issue. Genuinely don’t get how that’s a problem. Him wanting his genetics passed down to his child os no different than all the other narcissistic breeder couples who make babies rather than adopt. It’s not far off from the many women who want to raise a child alone and never notify the father, my sister and friend being two. He prefers a surrogate which he’ll compensate for. And while single males can adopt, the loops are great. Single men who try to surrogate have much less success. And tho it’s legal in some places, it’s not in MOST. Including 32 of the 50 US states. My husband & I adopted and knew the mother. It took us twice as much time, effort, cost as a straight couple. And it came with utter suspicion of our motivations. Our friend had cancer & we promised to raise her unborn child as our own if she died.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much compensation? For how much of "the time"? During the making of the baby? Or while pregnant? Or the entire 18 years until the baby is a grown adult person?

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being he wants sole or shared custody, the law would automatically apply to him as a parent.

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God, what would happen to that child once lost to either of them? 😳😲

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe adoption. Or, better, don’t get kids

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dont allow single males to adopt.

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    #43

    Lmao

    Lmao

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4% battery in Tulsa's gotta be dire

    #44

    Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

    Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

    ducasly Report

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multifunctional is what this is. 👍🏾

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a really good price for a commode, i hope someone that needed one got it.

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    #45

    Amazing

    Amazing

    mollusk324b21 Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person lives in an interesting world. Not the real world, but an interesting one.

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    #46

    The Listing Is Aggressive

    The Listing Is Aggressive

    Porkchop_King Report

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a punched black eye, that's like swelling from a plugged duct or something LOL funny ad though

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he team up with the guys that pretends to be your so?

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's not far from me. Oh dear.

    #47

    This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

    This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

    hsoltvedt Report

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    #48

    So Uh, Craigslist Is Intresting

    So Uh, Craigslist Is Intresting

    rosewatersss Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's MCX access?

    Arch Ratliff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume it’s the Marine Corps Exchange (stores, groceries, etc on base) card.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog has covid, we'll be right over

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a MEU?

    #49

    I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

    I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

    xxyguyxx Report

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, I, have some high balls.

    Emma Pitkin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I give you £10k can I hold them for 24 hours

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's washed

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    #50

    Free Huge Playland (Bonus: We Got It!)

    Free Huge Playland (Bonus: We Got It!)

    saveitforparts Report

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh I want it. Except the tic tac toe. F%#* that thing. XD

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    #51

    My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

    My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

    liquid_languor Report

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so badly want fainting goats. I wouldn't scare them on purpose, but from things I've seen it doesn't take more than a stiff breeze to scare some.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have two myotonic (fainting) goats born from a “normal” Galla. We have Galla, Nigerian Dwarfs and Nubian. There are breeds bred for fainting, but it also can happen randomly via genetics, like our two. BTW, it doesn’t harm them when they drop.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution failed these poor creatures.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, not evolution… modern goats are domesticated and selectively bred XD Human genetic manipulation failed those goats, not evolution ;)

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    #52

    Best Mear Deal Around

    Best Mear Deal Around

    pjhart314 Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a smirror I see on your mear?

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will this "mear" fit on top of my "Chester drawers" ? LOL

    #53

    Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

    Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

    reddit.com Report

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    #54

    What

    What

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!! I badly want to own a few chickens someday. I live in a city, so I’m not sure what the ordinances are for domestic fowl. But it’s a life goal for sure XD

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    #55

    Paper Towels For Sale

    Paper Towels For Sale

    sparklemom2000 Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a certain "year 2020" -vibe

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand--list for 1, sell for 50?

    Johnny ro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The $1 makes this advertisement rise to the top when the reader sorts listings by price

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    #56

    Quarantine Home Gym Complete!!

    Quarantine Home Gym Complete!!

    yaboyjohng Report

    #57

    Free For Ballers

    Free For Ballers

    pabbit41 Report

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    #58

    Could Be Worth A Fortune!

    Could Be Worth A Fortune!

    RiffRaffMama Report

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    #59

    $400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

    $400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

    alpinealison Report

    #60

    This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

    This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

    happyamadeus Report

    #61

    "I S**t My Shorts"

    "I S**t My Shorts"

    StopLookingHere Report

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how your Dad and I met...

    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this with grown adults crapping their pants. This is a thing that hasn't ever happened to me. Is it common?

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has the makings of the next Great American Novel.

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    #62

    Free Drunk Guy

    Free Drunk Guy

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    #63

    He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

    He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

    karekid Report

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. I hope he finds a beautiful home.

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is heartbreaking. Hope the dog finds a great forever home.

    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know that he's full blood hound. Jowls aren't long enough, not enoughface wrinkles. But he's definitely full blood sweetie! Hope Sunny found a loving home. ❤️

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That dog in the pic definitely isn’t a bloodhound. But you’re right that he is 100% purebred good boi. I hope he found a good new home.

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    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a dog who loved ice cubes. If you left the room you took your drink with you because he would be trying the get them out of your glass. Mom forgot one day when she had Cactus Juice and the dog ended up a little drunk.

    #64

    But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

    But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food. First and foremost. Open a can, and after I've eaten, I'll discuss Lent if you really want to. Put me in a tube, you're going to be meeting Jesus sooner than you expected. Even Shyla gets the whole food thing. She named me "mouth" after all.

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His heart's in the right place, even if his mind isn't.

    H.M. V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat wants food and doesn't care for human fashion and gender stereotypes.

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully not true. Cats become seriously ill quickly if they don't eat.

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please can someone please tell me what a cat tube is

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are fabric tube tunnels that you can buy for cats. They’re a couple feet long and sometimes have toys tied to the ends. They usually have a wire structure sewn into the fabric, so you can think of them as a stretched-out, fabric-covered Slinky. My younger cat LOVES running through his, or hiding in it until my older cat walks by, then he’ll leap out and scare her.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they need to call the team at Confuse-A-Cat

    unknown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. It's a joke ad made just to rile you up...don't take the bait!!!

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starving a cat because of some ridiculous religious festival is oddly wholesome?

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    #65

    While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

    While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

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    #66

    Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

    Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

    kimbclark Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche is also interested in toilet paper art.

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    #67

    She's A Beaut

    She's A Beaut

    man_in_blak Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are like that

    #68

    “Houseboy” Wanted

    “Houseboy” Wanted

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    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, pay me to be my live in servant. 🙄

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who got suckered into this once years ago... yeah no this is not gonna STAY non-sexual. He's abusive and probably blackballed from the local kink scene for it. :\

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "blackballed" mean?

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    Julie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is a house boy?

    #69

    Horrible Cat Needs Home

    Horrible Cat Needs Home

    Cloverhands Report

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a home with a quiet little old lady, this cat might be completely different. Maybe a house with 2 noisy kids and 2 adults is just overwhelming.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a traumatized cat.

    Sakapulgas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat 😿😿😿 Humans are s**t! 🤬😡🤬

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not every cat fits in every household

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a very abused animal. :(

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some people really don’t get cats. How dumb can you be 😆’my cat hates my loud pet and children filled house’ not even getting started on an impatient owner who doesn’t understand the car

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    #70

    Someone Had A Fun Night

    Someone Had A Fun Night

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason to never drive your personal vehicle for a ride share company.

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    #71

    Gasoline For Anal Sex

    Gasoline For Anal Sex

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one needs gasoline this badly, better off walking.

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if you're into an*l, this is a steal!

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men aren't your preferred sex, eh? Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want anyone to know then proceeds to post it online...bravo sir bravo

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the mind boggles. Bloody hells bells.

    #72

    Very Specific!

    Very Specific!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the person was so specific.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not remember me?

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was carrying a wig when I walked past there…it could be me!

    #73

    A Car Vroom Vroom

    A Car Vroom Vroom

    lLLNESS Report

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    #74

    Romance In Florida

    Romance In Florida

    VoidDad Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any chance I can get a free mouth full of dirt?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you'd be in the right terrain

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you're including 15 gallons of gas in the deal.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he mean by bending? I legit don't know what this means.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old are you? Retain your innocence.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's honest. I appreciate that.

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    #75

    Really Helpful Response From Seller

    Really Helpful Response From Seller

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is supremely unhelpful. schools don't have any kind of standard size. XD like girl get a tape measure

    #76

    Craigslist Cringe

    Craigslist Cringe

    TicketAfter649 Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless him. He's probably really lonely

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like a cheap live in prostitute arrangement.

    #77

    600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

    600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

    TerriMakichoot Report

    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay me to be my live in nanny!

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    #78

    Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

    Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

    reddit.com Report

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    #79

    "We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

    "We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

    Marishii Report

    #80

    This Job Posting 🤣

    This Job Posting 🤣

    Rowan511 Report

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, let us 'pay' you peanuts and then demand you pay for all maintenance and gas on this truck which you do not and will not ever own, by the way we will make you drive while dangerously tired or in dangerous weather AND pay a rental fee for the truck.

    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full grown men sh!t for compensating men.

    #81

    I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

    I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

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    #82

    I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

    I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

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    #83

    So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

    So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

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    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the proud boys sure are getting desperate

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not even about any specific ideology or philosophy. It’s just an “us against them” thing where any group could be considered the enemy. They’re not standing up for a republic, democracy or conservative or liberal ideology. They’re simply hating their construct of the “other” (POC) to have someone to hate. And if they were true patriots or even nationalists, they wouldn’t idol/hero worship a figurehead. It’s a cult of personality AND hatred.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it have just been easier to call the FBI?