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Fashion can be, at times, a bit confusing. While there certainly are concepts and styles that we mere mortals simply can’t comprehend, there are also a decent amount of designs that look more like an accident in a garment factory. 

The evocatively named “You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress” Facebook group is dedicated to shaming the absolutely worst dress designs out there. So get comfortable as you scroll through, be sure to upvote the worst fashion victim and share your thoughts in the comment section below. 

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We Might Need A New Group Called “You Can’t Just Slap A Stuffed Animal On It And Call It A Dress”

We Might Need A New Group Called “You Can’t Just Slap A Stuffed Animal On It And Call It A Dress”

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Mavis
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kanye's wife. There's something very sad going on with her. So desperate for attention she walks around almost naked, but too unsure of herself to actually let it all hang out. Head down, no smile, clutching a childs toy to cover her nakedness, its almost like she's ashamed to be seen.

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Not A Dress But Wtf Balenciaga. Almost 1k For A Towel Wrapped Around The Waist? No Thanks

Not A Dress But Wtf Balenciaga. Almost 1k For A Towel Wrapped Around The Waist? No Thanks

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Mrs Irish Mom
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have the exact same towel i bought in dunnes im gonna wear it out 2nite, might go mad and add a shower cap "incase" it rains in Ireland ☘️

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While it’s a very valid question to ask “Who even designs these things?” it’s also important to consider who buys them. In some cases, it’s very obviously a model on a runway. For better or worse, they don’t really have a choice, they are just a canvas for someone to showcase their clothing. 

However, some of these images are clear cases of fashion victims. If you have not encountered this term before, here is a crash course. Fashion, trends, and fads are ceaseless, year to year, season to season, even month to month. Some people not only don’t know how to keep up but don’t really know where good taste starts and ends. Some of the individuals in this list no doubt fall into this category. 

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#6

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

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After all, to an untrained and somewhat tasteless eye, some of these downright terrible dresses are, instead, provocative and “different,” never mind the fact that they look terrible. Of course, the most common way to do this is to simply buy whatever is most expensive, preferably with a gaudy, outward-facing logo. The fact that the item might not actually look good is completely secondary

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I’m Torn Because At First It Looked Cool But Then You Realize She’s Wearing Butter Knives

I’m Torn Because At First It Looked Cool But Then You Realize She’s Wearing Butter Knives

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#8

Kendall Jenner Strikes Again. What Is This Supposed To Be?? A Diaper?

Kendall Jenner Strikes Again. What Is This Supposed To Be?? A Diaper?

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lily jones
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair her job is to wear the outfits and get paid a ridiculous amount of money for it... if I looked like her and was offered 10k to walk down a runway in half a giant chef's hat then I'd do it

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#9

Saving For National Dress As Your Favourite Vegetable Day

Saving For National Dress As Your Favourite Vegetable Day

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Fashion experts actually have a term for this, the “walking billboard.” Most famous brands do have cheaper items, perhaps for casual use, like sweatpants. These items have relatively visible logos and slogans, as they tend to be pretty plain otherwise. Unfortunately, the popularity of this trend means that many companies are “moving” their labels from the inside to the outside. 

#10

What In The Happy Hell Is Going On Here? (Phaedra Parks)

What In The Happy Hell Is Going On Here? (Phaedra Parks)

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Tasha Ghouri At The British Fashion Awards

Tasha Ghouri At The British Fashion Awards

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard at this one. Her face looks like she's done with it already, and I wonder who talked her into wearing it.

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#12

4500$ Absolutely Not

4500$ Absolutely Not

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Perhaps this can somewhat explain the design choices seen here. After all, if famous household names seem to have no taste, then why shouldn’t some up-and-coming designer not try and make a name for themselves? The penalty for a terrible design might just be a bit of attention, which is hardly a bad thing these days. 

#13

Not Cute At All

Not Cute At All

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David
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not trying to be mean about her body but visually that dress looks like her hips were too big to pull the skirt up.

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lily jones
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The corset part is gorgeous I would love to see it with just a normal skirt on the bottom half

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Patricia Steward
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the waist up I kinda get it, but the bottom half is a hot mess.

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Mavis
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's thinking, damn why didn't I wear that grey bat thing Phaedra Parks got on.

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Upstaged75
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not flattering though. Maybe if she had no curves and toothpick legs. Her curves are beautiful and should be shown off to their best. This one just looks like her dress fell apart.

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Sandra Morison
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like her dress broke and slipped down again very silly to see

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Lara Verne
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would look gorgeous if she had actual skirt, and not badly sewed grandma's curtains with waist part just above her knees.

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Hotomato
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys wear their jeans down below their underwear. Woman can do with skirts now, evidently. Surprised it took this long

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DeVille
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably too worried about her cousin’s friend”s balls to notice what she was wearing.

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Dee
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw an old pic and she was actually dark skinned and skinny. Crazy.

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kath morgan
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like she got caught short with just the petticoat on. Uh sure, it’s high fashion… it’s not that I locked myself out of my trailer, no way.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand her nails to. Why do you need nails that long? They look like talons and you can barely function in them!

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TheBlueBitterfly
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that dress excentuates Divine's body and shows of curves instead of badly draping them in lace that fits-n-flares in the wrong places.

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Ropre
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do artists think they can just wear the dumbest ugliest clothing because it's the MTV awards??? Most of them look ridiculous!

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Janet L
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another beautiful woman who’s been attacked by a terrible dress

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Huddo's sister
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might not be so bad, if she looked even sightly happy/comfortable.

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TheBlueBitterfly
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like a doily, lampshade and a pink lace teddy got together and threw a bridal shower.

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LJ Robinson
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. My. How absolutely horrible. I hope she's getting paid to wear that.

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Cat Chat
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you accidentally grab your wedding night outfit instead of the bridal dress.

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Sally Signup
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm probably the only one looking at her long, pointy fingernails and wondering how tough going to the bathroom is going to be.

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Lotekguy
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooker Barbie. Alternative theory: Mary Kay reps started selling adult toys.

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Jeff Jones
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Why do ugly fat people have to reveal it all?

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#14

Ok, But What?

Ok, But What?

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just imagine you pay a stylist good money for sending you out on the red carpet looking like a diamond studded laced ham.

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Hmm

Hmm

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs in a James Bond spoof with the Pu$$y Galore character o_O hideous, and vulgar

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#17

I Finally Found One! Ellie Goulding Performing At A Recent Concert - Wtf

I Finally Found One! Ellie Goulding Performing At A Recent Concert - Wtf

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David
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The style of the chest reminds me of those glove holes you stick your hands through for containment boxes like sand blasters and some lab work.

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#18

Not Covering Her Face Bc She’s A Model But Cmon Now Shein What The Hell Is This

Not Covering Her Face Bc She’s A Model But Cmon Now Shein What The Hell Is This

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#21

Found On Shein Not Even Real Jean Just Printed On

Found On Shein Not Even Real Jean Just Printed On

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VioletHunter
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks vastly better than 99% of the other dresses here. Also because it actually covers the wearer.

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#22

One Thousand Dollars For Denim Circles Sewn Together

One Thousand Dollars For Denim Circles Sewn Together

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#23

I Did Not Erase Her Head, She Did That Herself

I Did Not Erase Her Head, She Did That Herself

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#24

Excuse Me Ma'am What Is On Your Arm Hand Waist Feet

Excuse Me Ma'am What Is On Your Arm Hand Waist Feet

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#25

What. Is. This

What. Is. This

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dual purpose. Mops the floor when you trip and fall. Real time saver.

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Really? The Cut Out Up Too Is Bothersome And Not The Chunk Of Leather Hanging At The Bottom???

Really? The Cut Out Up Too Is Bothersome And Not The Chunk Of Leather Hanging At The Bottom???

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#28

We're Just Not Gonna Talk About Demi Lovato?

We're Just Not Gonna Talk About Demi Lovato?

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Slapped Some Spider Web Decorations From Spirit Halloween Together And Called It A Dress?

Slapped Some Spider Web Decorations From Spirit Halloween Together And Called It A Dress?

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