50 Clever Science Memes That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Cause Laughter

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Half-kitty

Me neither. In fact, it cheers me right up.

Very long lived species

Well, it IS a beetle. They can't have a tiny Ringo, because of the "a". Totally different insect, if you use an "a".

If you cook it just right, the skin turns into a lovely quackling too.

Haha this is cute:D I will call them quacklings from now on . Thank you

I think you're taking it too literally.

Boo for not just going with the joke

try explaining that to "COVID conspiricists" because they know better

Nuh uh you are wrong! Cadavers has been the main spreader of diseases throughout the history of life. It might be one of the reasons human society evolved to bury their dead (or put them in remote places). We now take enormous caution with corpses that are diseased, since things like the black plague spread through the contact with corpses. Parasites, viruses and infections all thrive in rot, and since the rotting process involves many, many different species sharing the table, not excluding scavangers, there is a wide array of new hosts for them to spread.

I don't think this would have fit in that hoop.

However, many of the viruses that cause few to no symptoms disrupt our DNA it critical places leading to cancer years later. So the microbes that don't cause symptoms and spread easily can still kill you. They're just playing the long game.

You really need to stop this

It's a bad virus that lays waste to its hosts

Like herpes.

Warning: Overthinking can cause frontal lobe mutation.

"A good parasite is one you never even notice that you have." Parasitology lecturer.

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Lighten up. It's not that serious.

No one talks to original bruno, no no no, don’t ask opinions of Bruno

You described one known disease vector, but there are many others. Dormant and retroviruses act as you described, but many others require symptoms to spread. Others can be ingested by thriving in drinking water sources. The quote was also just referring to the species of an organism, not an individual pathogen. It's literally the description of adapt/mutate/evolve.

You must be fun at parties

I hope you learned something here today, Bruno: Pandas aren’t interested in learning anything, so you’ll waste your time saying interesting things from which they can learn. 😰 It sucks (I myself prefer the old days when people’d respond, “Wow! That’s so cool! Thanks for taking the time to educate us on something interesting!” insteada today’s “TL/DR” crowd and their “You must be fun at parties” because they apparently would rather have memes and Simpsons jokes. So try not to get the wrong idea when I say Wow! That’s so cool! Thanks for taking the time to educate us on something interesting! because I don’t wanna encourage you to make an effort that’ll go unappreciated. 😕

So, you agree then? You're saying that making you die is the least successful, so what doesn't make you die, mutates.

In general, that is typically what occurs, but there are always exceptions. Done tend to stick to quick kills or just trade subtlety for a very strong defense and amazing proliferation.

It's a joke, pedant 🙄

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Next time you think about posting something like this, just don't.

Hey, man! I'm giving a party next week. It needs to end by midnight, so can you show up about 11:45, make sure everyone leaves on time?

Gee, you must be fun at parties.

Relevant user name

Not just the US.

As a flat-earther told me once, that's not possible because "we would all fall from the Earth" :))