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From text messages to e-mails and annoying calls, we've all received attention from scammers. It is a slimy business that tries to weasel money out from people. It's becoming a real problem as scammers prepare more and more sophisticated shams, going into fields like investment, tech support, foreign money exchange, or bogus debts.

Luckily, not all people get caught up in scammers' lies and sometimes even manage to troll them. We've gathered the funniest new instances when people caught scammers off guard and verbally destroyed them. So check them out below and don't forget to upvote your favorite ones.

#1

I Found This And I Hope It Can Lead To More Shenanigans With Scammers

I Found This And I Hope It Can Lead To More Shenanigans With Scammers

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Giant alien spider
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey RaeganMozelle, learn to read the room! (Does this qualify as spam or blatant self promotion/advertising?)

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Donglens
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG he social engineered them?! Legend!!!

similarly
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked at the phone company 30 years or so ago, we shared floor space with a couple telemarketing firms. A few things: 1) most telemarketers are just young people with no education, no skills, and few job opportunities, who only do TM because, if you're aggressive you can make a tiny bit more money than the flat salary of working billing or cs. 2) They had a quota of sales per hour. They're not going to waste time. Just say "Not interested" and most of the time you'll get a "thank you" and fast hang up. I knew people who wouldn't waste time on "maybe". 3) They got so much abuse: foul language, rage, threats, etc. C'mon! They're just kids! 4) Back then, if you said "Take me off your call list", by law, they had to take you off for at least a year. Maybe that's changed. 5) This was funny, yeah. But it hurts the rep way more than the evil TM company. 6) Not all TM is bad! Some really want to help you, give you better service, etc. Some will even get your discounts.

Arran Walker
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most calls these days are scammers, not legit telemarketers. And most of the ones I get are not even people but voice programs following a script so perfectly they cannot respond to unexpected answers. They ignore what you say in the reply pauses and keep going.

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Paul Pienkowski
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good way to PO telemarketers, but those people are sometimes in poverty working for literal nickels. This might have cost him his job if he's in India.

Thomas Klobucnik
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad. "I'm poor so I have to be a criminal". BS. Have some self respect for Krishna's sake!

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Greg Baughman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, except that a Yealink would make you select "OK" to factory reset, and it would automatically re-provision itself when it rebooted. So... that would only stop the spammer for a few minutes, if they were stupid enough to click "OK" on the factory reset.

Jody Brown
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant. Screenshotting this.

Arran Walker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might have to try this one. Now I know the reset commands for those two phones. 😆

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Being scammed is incredibly unpleasant. Scammers try to trick you and steal your hard-earned money when you're the most vulnerable. We don't want this to happen to our readers, so we've prepared some tips and tricks on how to spot a scam from a mile away.

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    #2

    The Person Who Had To Let A Scammer Down Easy

    The Person Who Had To Let A Scammer Down Easy

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they want his new number? What am I missing here?

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bot sent the text. If it gets a reply, the scammer will know it's an active number held by someone gullible.

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    AspieGirl88
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They send these messages to people at random? If it were my youngest niece getting this, she’d say “If I’m older than you, you’re not old enough for a phone anyway. Go play with some Lego or something”, LMAO. 😂

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar call and I told them 1) Unless Aliens high jacked my body, I've never had a kid before. 2) The only way you're contacting Mom is through a Ouija board. And 3) F**k off and jump from a bridge.

    F1 fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine he texted a man

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have received this message in German (I live in Germany) and I always kinda want to retort that my 6YO daughter has neither a phone nor knows how to read or write (yet).

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They message the new number, then they move on to the next step where the scammer asks for money as the child.

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    #3

    Funniest Scam I've Ever Gotten

    Funniest Scam I've Ever Gotten

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I am the very sorry” 💀💀💀

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you should be the very sorry. Getting arrested postmortem is something no one else in the family has ever done!

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How low can you go man… And THEY had the nerve to write “f**k off”, WOW

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "MOM! Don't ghost me!"

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am the raised from dead with help from the satan to take the moneys from you XOXO"

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, ghost trap. They were careful to not cross the streams to catch her.

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My instant thought was "if this was possible, my (late) sister would have done it". Not that she was a habitual criminal, just that she would find it very funny!

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be like “Mum?? You’re sitting right next to me. Put the damn phone down & talk to me properly!” 😂

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing so hard right now!

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    According to the Federal Trade Commission, scammers often pretend to be contacting you from reputable organizations. They sometimes even make up a name that sounds official. Some pretend to be from known business companies or even charities. They use programs to change the phone number they're calling from, so you never know the real one.

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    #4

    Found In Tumblr

    Found In Tumblr

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing at all of these. So many great responses that I'm making a note of for future reference.

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    Sapna Sarfare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    politeness is always a good thing.

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get a kick out of scammers cussing their intended victim. They are literally reaching out to strangers to steal from them but think they have the right to call names when the helpless victim catches them.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran into exactly a scam like this on Instagram today and somebody actually had the nerve to impersonate a friend and steal her 12 most recent pictures to try to make the account look legitimate. Needlessly to say I reported the scammer for impersonation quickly and I really hope Instagram will take it seriously….

    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are a bastard...Fool" Lol love you too

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    #5

    First Time Ever Interacting With A Scammer, Me And My GF Had A Laugh

    First Time Ever Interacting With A Scammer, Me And My GF Had A Laugh

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a scammer ring me, so I sang Lionel Ritchie's "Hello, is it me you're looking for". Bastard hung up before I got to the second verse!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One company I worked at a long time ago named their softball team Updog. :) That joke has been around for ages. And it's still funny!

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar to my Mom once... I told her I was gonna be busy as hell tomorrow as I have to drive all the way out to Acatgo.... she asked "Where the hell's Acatgo?" I said "In it's litterbox, hopefully!" She hit me!

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    #6

    Spent 4 Days Talking To A Scammer, Pretending To Make A Payment And Sending Him Fake Screenshots, Getting His Hopes Up But It Ending In Confusion. After The 10th Zelle Account He Send Me To "Try Out", I Told Him I Got A Weird Error. He Asked Me To Screenshot It For Him. I Sent Him This Lol :

    Spent 4 Days Talking To A Scammer, Pretending To Make A Payment And Sending Him Fake Screenshots, Getting His Hopes Up But It Ending In Confusion. After The 10th Zelle Account He Send Me To "Try Out", I Told Him I Got A Weird Error. He Asked Me To Screenshot It For Him. I Sent Him This Lol :

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    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do something similar with those fake Microsoft support calls. When they told me to download the remote-desktop software, I'd say the download was going slow and then failed at 99%. Would "retry" several times and do the same thing. This would go on for like 20 minutes. Then I would tell them it finally succeeded, but when they asked me to run it I would say that it popped up a warning message. They'd ask me to read it, and I'd say, "It says: The Indian person you are talking to on the phone is a liar, a thief, and a bad person."

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll bet the $300 dollars that he finally realizes it /s

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the Zelle accounts were also reported.

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    Another clue is when they present you with a problem or a prize. You might be informed that you're in trouble with the government or owe money. They might say that someone from your family had an emergency. Others try to trick you by telling you that you won a lottery, but have to pay a fee to receive the prize.

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    #7

    Felt Like Messing With A Spammer

    Felt Like Messing With A Spammer

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I sign up for this?

    Dragonbeard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps BoredPanda should do a post dedicated to poop facts?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. Looks like it really did happen. From the BBC on 3/16/2015: “A British Airways flight was forced to turn around because of a ‘smelly poo’. The plane was heading from Heathrow to Dubai on Thursday - a seven-hour flight. Abhishek Sachdev, who was on board tweeted: ‘Insane. Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet.’ He told a newspaper: ‘The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd. About 10 minutes later he said 'you may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets'. He said it was liquid faecal excrement. Those are the words he used.’ The plane had been airborne for just 30 minutes when it turned round. The next available flight was 15 hours later, so passengers had to be put up in a hotel overnight. Speaking to Radio 1's Greg James, Sarah, who works for the airline said: ‘When you're up at that altitude the cabin has to be pressurised so the problem is that anything like that is actually a health and safety problem because only 50 percent of the air is being recycled and cleaned.’ In a statement, BA said: ‘A decision was taken to return for the safety and comfort of our customers on board. We're very sorry for the discomfort to our customers. We provided them with hotel accommodation and rescheduled the flight to depart the next day.’” (Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-31908620 )

    Earthquake903
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter sends me Dog Facts with pics of my dog while I'm on the road. A much better text subscription imo

    Tams21
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a caption saying they'll be charged 5 dollars a text and ignore it when they say stop.

    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a LONG version of this, where the scammer was BEGGING to be let off the hook from a person's spam messages.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet’chu before they texted STOP they ended up pooping themself first

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #8

    The Person Who Made Their Demands To A Scammer Very, Very Clear

    The Person Who Made Their Demands To A Scammer Very, Very Clear

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be okay with a live squid. The cats probably wouldn't appreciate the addition of a wet family member, though.

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    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a live squid 🦑 where is Zara?

    Luke T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me think.... let's see... 10ft of rope to escape from the 2nd story window. Change of clothes so as not to be caught after ditching the disguise. The cash for the entry fee to the party/art gallery where we can steal the valuables. Live squid to grab onto the glass, using the beak to cut a whole of course, alive so it can escape by itself. And the shovel to hide the loot in the park next door. Oh, and the blonde wig so as to get inside unrecognized.

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d laugh if the guy went out and actually tried getting that stuff 🤣

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While rushing to pack before my parents arrived to help me move, I ran, dressed in old clothes, suitable for packing, to the Lowes about two blocks away. Arriving slightly out of breath, the greeter asked, "Hi, How can we help you today." I answered, "I need a large knife, some duct tape, and a rope." Then, recognizing how that probably sounded, I added with a grin, "Oh, like it was someone you knew..." Fortunately, she was able to recognize the joke.

    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i worked retail in a home depot, a woman once bought: a shovel, bleach, plastic bags, rope, an axe and some sweets... i looked at her things, she looked at me and said "it's not what i looks like!" and i was like "a normal saturday night i guess?" we laughed both :D

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    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impeccably played. Loved it! I think I'll use this one myself. I imagine most the fun is spinning your own list. ***giddy w/giggles***

    GenericSodaPop
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    2 years ago

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    #9

    I’m Still Getting Those Random Messages. How Do You Deal With Yours?

    I’m Still Getting Those Random Messages. How Do You Deal With Yours?

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    Scar Scar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a message similar to this asking about a yoga instructor and I actually thought it was a wrong number so I told them they must be wanting someone else. They then told me they like making new friends… this isn’t hallmark go away

    I didn't do that...
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bp censorship team let us down this time [EDIT] I think they censored it now :)

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Another one of these. I especially love the, "We can't have any fuckups this time." Straight outta the cinematic language. ***blows a bravo kiss***

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    If they push you to act immediately, it most likely is a scam. Scammers want you to act before you think. They might threaten to arrest, sue you, take away your business license, or even deport you. They will try to keep you on the line if you're speaking on the phone, so you can't check out their story.

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    #10

    And Now We Wait

    And Now We Wait

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont forget about when she danced on the counter top with her poopy hand and dipped them in the punch to 'wash off'. the nerve of some people.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND then she left sticky punch handprints all over the ceiling!

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    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a miracle! Censor fairies aren’t here :)

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they’ve been! You had to go and spoil it!

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary needs to work on her grammar. The second word after "fúcking" that's been needlessly censored is "shít", but it would need to be "shat". BP, what's your stance on this shítty matter?

    Blma1025
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favorite reply, hilarious!

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I actually think there's a decent chance the scammer thinks they AREN'T being screwed with, and have just legitimately chosen the wrong name with "Lily". LOL Yeeees, this thought pleases me...

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    #11

    I Hit The Video Call Button On Messenger And They Answered

    I Hit The Video Call Button On Messenger And They Answered

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    Stuart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured a Nigerian prince would at least be wearing a shirt.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't afford a shirt until you help him get his money out of the country.

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    Charlotte Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they're scamming for money, they can't even afford shirts!

    gigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the ones disgracing Nigeria

    TheMD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude in the back is like sh$t...lemme ease up outta here

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just guys making phony calls! The scamps!

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on you, Prince of Nigeria! You're stepping out on me!

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    #12

    Someone Pretending To Be The Chair Of My Department Tried To Scam Me. Did I Do This Right?

    Someone Pretending To Be The Chair Of My Department Tried To Scam Me. Did I Do This Right?

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    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually says "Go F Yourself"! How? 🤣

    Yo-kai Pro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's prob photoshop (still funny tho)

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    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell BP or they'll censor it! 😂

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is my favourite!!! This person is my hero 😍

    Sabs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I am stealing that code to use in future!

    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than average photoshop. Perspective, colors and font are spot on. I should put a version of it in my phone for eventualities.

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I'm using this for a scammer that I'm messing with rn

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm yoinking that card image....

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    One last clue - they will try to persuade you to pay in a specific way. This could be paying with cryptocurrencies, wiring money through a company, or putting money on a gift card and then giving them the numbers on the back of the card.

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    #13

    Bait Not Taken

    Bait Not Taken

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    Vic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree!! And just so you know, I will be reporting you to BP for not sharing enough pictures of Bouche and Audi.. 🧐🧐

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    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mu cat is having a wine themed birthday party next year, this cat looks like they should be invited.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat needs his lobster dinners!

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know if anyone in the history of the world ever replied "I do" to this ploy. Wow

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    #14

    Sorry, First Post. But Had To Share

    Sorry, First Post. But Had To Share

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. Sorry about that, folks. My WiFi provider is ensuring I have quality internet by turning it off every night when I'm on Bored Panda.

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    CatWoman1014
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn’t know what fatal means 😆

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they use poor grammar so that they don't waste time trying to scam intelligent people. This is why good grammar and spelling are important, people!

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s the reason! I hadn’t thought of it that way. 😄

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    Busybee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He currently has a fatal accident?😂

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, maybe they're ancient Egyptian, and the kid needs burying with stuff that he can use in the afterlife. 💀

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can still play through his Louija board

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    #15

    Special Item For Ebay Scammers

    Special Item For Ebay Scammers

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glitter, skunk and a s**t bomb would be better. Though some of that expanding foam/glue stuff too would as a nice little extra.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, and everyone says we should NOT save old iPhone boxes! 🤣🤣💕

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs more glitter and maybe something smelly

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been selling on ebay for about 17 years. I've never heard of anything like that happening.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great move. Glitter bombs are my personal nightmare.

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    On its website, the Federal Trade Commission gives some tips on how to avoid getting scammed. For example, block unwanted numbers, don't give anyone your personal or financial details, and don't click on random links. As we've mentioned before, scammers try to pressure you to take action, so don't rush into decisions. Finally, talk to a family member or a friend and tell them about the situation; sometimes a conversation may prevent a scam from happening.

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    #16

    A Little Something That I Whipped Up In Photoshop To Leave Them Scratching Their Heads

    A Little Something That I Whipped Up In Photoshop To Leave Them Scratching Their Heads

    BasicSpidertron Report

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great. Wish I'd made something like that when I was dealing with scammers who wanted money sent by WU. I faked sending money instead 😆

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely! I bet they shat several bricks, before they could assure themselves you were just screwing with them. Yeeees, this thought pleases me very much.

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    #17

    Tricked A Scammer Into Doxxing Himself

    Tricked A Scammer Into Doxxing Himself

    milli0nairez Report

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You Dey crazy” I’m learning all sorts of new vocab from these scammers

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I've seen this done on Catfish! They send a link, saying it is something else, once the link is opened the person's IP address and information about where they were the moment they opened the link is available to you through the site the link was sent from

    gigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip for anyone who manages to get a scammer's info in Nigeria. Report to the EFCC not the police. The police are always hungry.

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the police are also scammers or maybe that they will just accept bribes from the scammers?

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    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me on Insta but someone was impersonating one of my favorite celebrities. So I'm like white, right? Reflective skin type white. My favorite celebritity is a Korean man who only speaks Korean. So this guy thinking I'm a young girl tries scamming me, speaking to me as Jungkook, and I played along for a while before saying this isn't fun anymore it's obviously not Jungkook, he doesn't speak fluent English. Little does he know my white a*s speaks Korean, so I freak him out by speaking to him in Korean and cursing him out. He used a translator app afterwards but it didn't work, obviously

    village idiot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ima be honest idk who is the scammer in this situation

    Lucylastik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is all too confusing. What was the sarah-tates thing?

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    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I interpreted it as "follow the process to sign up", but it can be used anytime you don't want to explain all the steps involved in something. However, as Mouse says, it could just be a way to tell someone to hurry TF up.

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    Liubliana Puh Calmet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I knew how to get the scammers info to scare them to dead

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm very curious what trap was set on the bit.ly link.

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, him writing "you dey crazy" just blew his cover and confirmed him being Nigerian

    Anike
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call b******t. How can one be in Lagos and Kaduna at the same time? The drive from Lagos to Kaduna is at least 14 hours. And the 07:33 video call, what were y'all discussing? 🤔

    gigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The address was a little fishy. He probably got a used iPhone from Lagos and uses it at Kaduna. Either ways, the Nigerian police force ain't doing s**t about it. I'm tired of the country, tbh.

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    #18

    Me -1 Scammer -0

    Me -1 Scammer -0

    simbapiptomlittle Report

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I cannot text back". Why, are the kidnappers coming back into the room?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They asked for it to be on 'this number' meaning it's not their regular number - 'using a friend's ph' scam

    In the unfortunate event of being scammed, many of us would want to get the scammers busted. We would like to track them down and get our revenge. But it is best to leave it to your local authorities. 

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    Stay safe and keep an eye out for potential scams. Keep scrolling to get some lighthearted laughs at the situations when scammers got trolled by their would-be victims. And don't forget to fire up our previous posts on swindlers getting their just desserts here, here, and here.

    #19

    Scammer Dips His Toe Into Human Trafficking

    Scammer Dips His Toe Into Human Trafficking

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darren’s replies kind of concern me

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping that he knew he was being effed around with, and decided to play along. But already being a scammer, he could be a pedophile human trafficker too.

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    diana king
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible. This guy is totally on board with what he thinks is a kidnapping pedophilia murder ring.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then his replies after the pictures were odd, too... Strange, terrible man.

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    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I grew them. I even harvest the seed myself.

    Greengrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gets nasty rather than funny

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Darren was playing along tbh

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are good looking horses

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a flesh searing shower.🤢

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even phased when it's a bunch of horses. How many scams and criminal exploits is this guy into?

    Happiness is Hippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably anything that comes his way. A total degenerate.

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    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m thinking of growing some horses, too. Does anyone know how much to water them and if they require fertilizer? 🐎🐎🐎

    Audrey Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't need fertiliser, but they need a bucket of fresh water at all times.

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    #20

    Why Are These Guys So Dumb Some Times? He Dead A*s Answered My Video Call Like A Noob

    Why Are These Guys So Dumb Some Times? He Dead A*s Answered My Video Call Like A Noob

    reddit.com Report

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the low quality for me

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrong prepositions is always a dead giveaway.

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    #21

    The Person Who Let A Scammer Know Exactly How They Do Business

    The Person Who Let A Scammer Know Exactly How They Do Business

    The_Scooter_Boy Report

    Jorge Gonzalez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghostdog! (Old Forrest Whitaker film reference!)

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could never suspect a pigeon

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use carrier pigeons, too---with peas and carrots, and just a sprig of thyme.

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    #22

    My First One, How Did I Do?!

    My First One, How Did I Do?!

    Sizman19 Report

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one that said she was Soplhia and asked if i was Lucia. I said no, this is Lucifer, and said some crazy stuff. Seven minutes later, they texted back, "I'm sorry, I must have added the wrong number and disturbed you." I really hope I scared them, lol.

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awww, shucks, kid. I knew you had it in you, you rage-boning pubescent little train, you." They grow up so fast, don't they? ***sigh***

    #23

    I Told A Scammer He Had To Fill This Out Before I Could Send Him Money. Effort Put In: Na

    I Told A Scammer He Had To Fill This Out Before I Could Send Him Money. Effort Put In: Na

    LegitimateSpring Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Name of Prostitute.” “Her Phone Number.”

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you ever had sex with an an American citizen" "Name" "Reason" "Was it good?"

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I read the form the better it gets. "NAME OF PROSTITUTE" "HER PHONE NUMBER"

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Membership Name or Number" for Terrorist Organization 😂☠️

    Wired
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know how to make these now

    B Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father's maiden name lol Number of forma not filed 10+ lol honest

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "UNITES STATES" at the top, this is gonna be good

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    #24

    A Nigerian Grandma

    A Nigerian Grandma

    bubrubb13 Report

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love the picture with Granny at the end!

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    #25

    I Think I Have Come On Too Strong

    I Think I Have Come On Too Strong

    burlybuhda Report

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Motivated seller!”

    Taibhse Sealgair
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have people calling our home number every other day about selling our house. I use to see how long I could bait them along to waste their time. Now as soon as I hear what they're calling about, I just say let me get the owner as they might be interested, hit Mute, and set the phone down. Caller about an hour ago waited almost 10 minutes before hanging up and it took zero effort on my part.

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    #26

    The Person Who Pointed Out The One Little Detail A Scammer Missed

    The Person Who Pointed Out The One Little Detail A Scammer Missed

    karynvalentinax Report

    Greengrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit like educating a scammer tho?

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes get these fake USPS texts from what claims to be a postal service in the UK. I'm in Texas.

    Bron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that one about a fortnight ago. Also, quite a few for me *and 3 others* regarding a purchase or government info

    #27

    The Person Who Hit A Scammer With A Scam Of Their Own

    The Person Who Hit A Scammer With A Scam Of Their Own

    bloggospow Report

    Matthew Lindeman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized the person used the same number the scammer used! 🤣

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that number goes to a police E-Crime number. :)

    Giant alien spider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it leads right back to the original scammer's number.

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    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pointless responding to these. They have faked the number and the message will just go nowhere.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'd be safe in these cases, because I don't understand which "new" number is expected to be texted.

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    #29

    The Person Who Gave A Brutally Honest Update On Their Family To A Scammer

    The Person Who Gave A Brutally Honest Update On Their Family To A Scammer

    mikeleake Report

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be the 3am sillies, but this one had me laughing way too hard.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is a Funyun???? Ok I did a google search, NOW I want Funyuns!

    Peter Deveau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reports say that the serum turned Junior into the Lizard and Spider-Man is pursuing him as we speak.

    Ελένη Κ.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Funyuns? ah, cultural gap...

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're onion flavoured ring-shaped "chips" (crisps) - we get the generic version here in the UK, where they are unimaginatively called "onion rings". They're pretty good, actually.

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    #30

    The Person Who Had To Break The Unfortunate News About Cindy To A Scammer

    The Person Who Had To Break The Unfortunate News About Cindy To A Scammer

    elastic_music Report

    FeelingFrisky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not understanding why some of these are scam text? Could it just be a wrong number? What is the scam? Could someone please explain?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have an urgent business trip this Tomorrow" is kind of a give away. Scammers usually have terrible English skills.

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    Amu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think sometimes they just want to get a conversation and eventual friendship started. I know someone who gave thousands of dollars to their new online. "friend". Total scam.

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's some Final Destination ish right there!

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm unsure about this one. I make typo mistakes all the time and if this was genuine, they could well be in a rush and make a further mistake. I feel this was a genuine error received by someone who chose to be ridiculous 😕

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s a genuine error they will realize it because the person is being ridiculous and hopefully get a laugh out of it.

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    #31

    Confused Scammer Had To Start The Script Over

    Confused Scammer Had To Start The Script Over

    Chernobylpu Report

    The Hamster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I hearing this in my head with Patrick's voice?

    #32

    Free Wine

    Free Wine

    supernovameagan Report

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years sober at 23 🤣

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those 8 year old raging alcoholics are the worst!

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    gigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The math ain't mathing.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tsk, what a shame. Stayed off the sauce since he was six, that Bella is bad news

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it my eyes or is the neck of that wine bottle bent?

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the cellophane throwing things off.

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    Audrey Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the wine bottles covered in plastic film? Am I doing something wrong?

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have know people who drank at that age

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    #33

    The Person Who Was Brutally Honest With A Scammer

    The Person Who Was Brutally Honest With A Scammer

    piperdoon2 Report

    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee AND tea? What about the biscuits or cake?

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it biscuits AND cake, and we have a deal.

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    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, I use Pantene..."

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    #34

    The Person Who Was Kind Enough To Sign Up A Scammer For Some Helpful Updates

    The Person Who Was Kind Enough To Sign Up A Scammer For Some Helpful Updates

    moonshinemarsh Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fools Gold? Like dingo doodles? (upvote if you get the reference :D)

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic! Next time, give 'em an opt-out link that rickrolls them. ;-P

    #35

    Tired Of These Text Scammers

    Tired Of These Text Scammers

    scr1mblo Report

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been to Dubuque (Iowa). It is totally your fault. Totally

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I love it when the pisstakers go all cinematic language on them, like Hollywood blockbusters or something. Hilarious. ;-)

    #36

    Perfect

    Perfect

    baldcarlos236 Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lend, not borrow. They lend, you borrow.

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, you struck out, tiger. I hope you didn't take it too hard. Just remember: There are plenty more scammers in the sea...

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I asked her to lend me money. She agreed, so I borrowed it from her."

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure if this is super smart or really dumb...either way it sounds like something i would do

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    #37

    The Person Who Met Their Mortal Enemy

    The Person Who Met Their Mortal Enemy

    direngay Report

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scammer starts asking phishingly suspicious questions, and in response we have yet another brilliant example of the old sawbuck: "Ask a stupid question, get a silly answer." Lovely.

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    #38

    No Hate Speech On Coach Nicole’s Team! (Never Heard Back After This Lol)

    No Hate Speech On Coach Nicole’s Team! (Never Heard Back After This Lol)

    monsterhighbaby Report

    Peryton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first exchange made me cry laughing

    hcaballero57
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got that same text a few months ago. I didn't respond to it tho

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    #39

    I'mma Go Buy Milk Now

    I'mma Go Buy Milk Now

    CT-6009 Report

    Singing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, mum/dad?? No effort at all!! Shame.

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, that's *exactly* how I address my parents over text. Definitely

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many of these scams on this list lol

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Foreman: "Why don't I put my boot up yer aaass?"

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Break your a*s"? 🤣🤣🤣

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break it? It's already cracked...

    #40

    I Am Not Happy

    I Am Not Happy

    occamsracer Report

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do all these tall, lanky African scammers always choose small, Asian girls to bait tag with?

    𖤐houseplant𖤐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is true. i regret notttttttthhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! (/s i guess?)

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    #41

    The Person Who Evoked The Wrath Of God From A Scammer

    The Person Who Evoked The Wrath Of God From A Scammer

    QlVID Report

    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May god punish you"? He's the one trying to scam!

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "God is busy punishing you by having you talk to me, suckah!"

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abject arrogance. "How dare you?! I have a moral RIGHT to scam you out of your money! God's on the side of the thief! May all honest people die bloody and screaming, their hungry children's hollow mouths knowing only the taste of bitter dust-AH !!!"

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "wait ogbeni" gives away the scammer as a Nigerian, specifically as Yoruba. Ogbeni means "Mr" or "Mr man", though it can be used as gender neutral. It's an honorific that's often used in a rude manner.

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    #42

    Hit Em With The Uno Reverse

    Hit Em With The Uno Reverse

    RandomGuyLurking Report

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want the payment details to use on other sites and order stuff on people's accounts. That's the scam

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    #43

    I Gave A Scammer Another Scammers Phone Number. I Just Wish I Could Have Heard The Call

    I Gave A Scammer Another Scammers Phone Number. I Just Wish I Could Have Heard The Call

    TheNoilSoil Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generate his profits, eh?eh? Know what I mean? Generate his profits. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man. Know what I mean? Eh?

    Lucille 2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was “a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!”

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    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need a website listing nothing but scammer's phone numbers to hand out to other scammers, lol

    #44

    Fake Id I Used To Bait Out Address And Bank Info

    Fake Id I Used To Bait Out Address And Bank Info

    Got an email from “The Illuminati” asking me to buy a membership card. Using the Dwight persona, I managed to bait out a name and address in Massachusetts, as well as one bank account’s information. This has all been forwarded to the authorities. I frustrated the scammers greatly by consistently failing to complete their payment instructions. They gave up in anger after seeing screenshots of me “redeeming” $1,250 worth of Steam gift cards.

    weinsteinjin Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn’t you just pay them in Schrute Bucks?

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, we're from the same town. Right next to The Office in Scranton.

    Luke T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have an idea I think "would an idiot do that?" And if so, I do not do that thing

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the dedicated scam-baiting community, using convincing fake IDs is generally considered a bad idea as the scammers may use it in future attempts. To potential victims unfamiliar with the office (yes, those people exist) that fake license may appear legit.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fake name generator https://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ It creates a complete fake name, adress, bank statements, numbers, even a fake email that works for a while. Best is, even most programs don't know it's all fake

    Atchaco-Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I write fanfiction and original stories online. From this, scammers have gotten some very interesting information.

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot to mention that he's a security risk.

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    #45

    A Small English Lesson

    A Small English Lesson

    Fernxtwo Report

    Andrew Leaden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a native English speaker I never knew there was a rule about much vs many... You learn something new everyday!

    NoCleverName
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought of it as "many" for things that are individually countable, and "much" for things that are indistinguishable when grouped together. For example: "I could never have too many dogs, but they do make too much poop."

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    BW Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh - don't help them!! Those mistakes are often our 1st tip-off

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a bad idea to help them improve their grammar and spelling, since those are some of the easiest/quickest tells that they are scammers in the first place.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if you should enhance a scammers medium - which is written text, English in this case....

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL "NOW are you going to help me?" / "I just did, dumbass. Do your best to solve your own life's problems, like the rest of us... You're welcome. Now eff off you effin' eff."

    Peryton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "are you ready to make the payment?" Lmfaoo

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I hope you know when you're doing good and when you're doing well" - Weird Al.

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    #46

    After Having 3hours Of Useless Conversation I Finally Could Use This Picture :)

    After Having 3hours Of Useless Conversation I Finally Could Use This Picture :)

    thelacustre Report

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F**k, just send me the card..." / "my love" / "babe" ------- Yeah, I'm guessing this dumb, bigoted scammer got at least to the "1" in "D1CK" before it occurred to his tiny little intellect that he was being played by the "weaker sex." Schmuck.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this giftcard code was either edited or intentional

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way man! No one would do that on purpose!!

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    #47

    Gotteem

    Gotteem

    NaPkINmeme Report

    Slambamblam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I can just imagine them taking in a country accent while saying can this d**k fit in your mouth son lmaoo 💀💀💀💀

    #48

    The Person Who Wrote A New Mission: Impossible Script With An Unknowing Scammer

    The Person Who Wrote A New Mission: Impossible Script With An Unknowing Scammer

    DavidAugust Report

    Phyllis Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you get a new number if your phone is broke? Just transfer the old number to the new phone. 🤨

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh! Don't let the scammers know they're idiots. Just yet. 😉

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    #49

    The Person Who Requested The Secret Scammer Code

    The Person Who Requested The Secret Scammer Code

    LOrangeMusic Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new code word is: Sneppy

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they already used that one too. The code word is Snappy.

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you real please back it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The safe word is "antidisestablishmentarianism".

    #50

    When The Scammer Adds You To A Group Chat 😮‍💨

    When The Scammer Adds You To A Group Chat 😮‍💨

    emalikc Report

    #51

    But Applebee’s

    But Applebee’s

    herbertmilton Report

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I really need some apps in my belly, dear. It's quite a dilemma."

    #52

    Short And Sweet (I Really Need To Stop Coming On So Strong But It’s So Hard Not To Lol)

    Short And Sweet (I Really Need To Stop Coming On So Strong But It’s So Hard Not To Lol)

    monsterhighbaby Report

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    #53

    A Catfish Credit Card Scammer Wanted Gift Cards, So I Took 5 Months To Respond

    A Catfish Credit Card Scammer Wanted Gift Cards, So I Took 5 Months To Respond

    WaterLTE Report

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to hibernate in the shower, too.

    #54

    Didn’t Last Long

    Didn’t Last Long

    RealRoosterhoot Report

    #55

    A Scammer Asked For Id So I Quickly Threw This Together. Feel Free To Use It For Your Own Scambaiting

    A Scammer Asked For Id So I Quickly Threw This Together. Feel Free To Use It For Your Own Scambaiting

    Razzula Report

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you gonna do my man Ian like that? That's the best picture we could go with?

    Tamara Augustine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to pass for a government ID. Those pictures never look good

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    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see Sir Ian McKellan being very much so on board with this one

    #56

    A Conversation I Had A While Back With An Instagram Scammer

    A Conversation I Had A While Back With An Instagram Scammer

    ConnorsTumblrAccount Report

    Bur*
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you wanna hit my juul?" 😂😂😂

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    #57

    Gotcha Bi*ch!

    Gotcha Bi*ch!

    TheTradeLine Report

    #58

    Never Gets Old

    Never Gets Old

    wyoranger45 Report

    #59

    Facebook Powerbal Scam

    Facebook Powerbal Scam

    PenguinOntheRoad Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too funny as just as I'm reading this I received a notification from Facebook Messenger chat group that someone just spammed with lootbox free spins. 🤣

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don't know about them, but I'd be awfully excited to ride a camel to Walmart.

    #60

    I Gave This Scammer The Phone Number Of The Nypd 🤣🤣

    I Gave This Scammer The Phone Number Of The Nypd 🤣🤣

    LeeScambait Report

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the NYPD number be censored 💀

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps so a few thousand mutton heads won't start calling the NYPD.

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    #61

    Scammer Shooting Their Shot

    Scammer Shooting Their Shot

    shawn-dumas Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scammer you say ?! No sh!t Sherlock

    #62

    Canada

    Canada

    yeetboiiiiiiiiiiiiio Report

    #63

    The Person Who Sent A Scammer Exactly What They Asked For

    The Person Who Sent A Scammer Exactly What They Asked For

    aWiseManToldme_ Report

    #64

    Curry Quest

    Curry Quest

    Triceradoc_MD Report

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Alice”, you are now legally obligated to provide her with chicken curry.

    Peter Deveau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I know what's missing. It's chicken curry, right?

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    #65

    The Person Who Had A Scammer Say The Magic Words

    The Person Who Had A Scammer Say The Magic Words

    harrysbabyblue Report

    #66

    I Lost My Cat And This Guy Is Trying To Take Advantage Of That. What A Low Life

    I Lost My Cat And This Guy Is Trying To Take Advantage Of That. What A Low Life

    YellowSeahorses267 Report

    ShayXie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh somebody did this to us once when our kitten got out. We'd been scouring the neighborhood and had his picture plastered across every single rescue groups website...and then some jackrse texted that he'd found this kitten and would swap it for an iTunes gift card. It was devastating and infuriating and we never even found the kitten :(

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would they "admit" to stealing the cat and holding it for ransom?? This is the dumbest scam ever.

    Yo-kai Pro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are desperately trying to get money?

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    #67

    It’s Simple, If Asked Just Send Em The Ol’ Mclovin

    It’s Simple, If Asked Just Send Em The Ol’ Mclovin

    thats_toasty_77 Report

    #68

    It Really Screws With The "Mistaken Identity" Scammers If You Claim To Be Who They "Misstook You For"

    It Really Screws With The "Mistaken Identity" Scammers If You Claim To Be Who They "Misstook You For"

    misconfig_exe Report

    Maggie Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this same picture and never responded

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    #70

    The Person Who Had One Request For A Scammer

    The Person Who Had One Request For A Scammer

    Typical_Ian Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be interested... what kind of pickles and can I keep a case?

    #71

    And The Person Whose Moneymaking Math Totally Checks Out

    And The Person Whose Moneymaking Math Totally Checks Out

    YoYebba Report

    Peter Deveau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't understand a word of that.

    #72

    My Id Card That I Show To Scammers

    My Id Card That I Show To Scammers

    GreedyYogurtcloset9 Report

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    #73

    What Kind Of Lame Attempt Was This Lmfao

    What Kind Of Lame Attempt Was This Lmfao

    aylaearth Report

    #74

    The Person Who Gave A Very Detailed Strawberry Update To A Scammer

    The Person Who Gave A Very Detailed Strawberry Update To A Scammer

    rcouture1028 Report