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Committing to a relationship with someone means you're putting your heart into their hands and letting them decide what to do with it. If you're lucky, they will nurture it and the two of you will form a connection like no other. But they might break it, too. Which is why the people we love the most are the ones that can make us the maddest, too.

A breakup or divorce can be one of the most stressful and emotional experiences in our lives. The (abrupt) end of a relationship can turn our whole world upside down and trigger all sorts of painful and unsettling emotions. Like a burning desire for revenge.

We at Bored Panda compiled a list of vivid examples to show you what things lovers are capable of if their (ex) partners hurt them badly enough. They may not guarantee a path toward a healthy recovery, but everyone has their own way of coping.

#1

Let's Review

Let's Review

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SuperChicken
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As they say, "pix or it didn't happen." The friend got it all down.

Susan Widomski
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of work, but when you are scorned, you suddenly have a LOT of energy to utilize.

DaVo
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn...

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Timbob
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a hundred percent sure, but I don’t think that’s the correct use of the word iconic.

Billy Harrelson
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure there's a picture out there of this happening. The one where the girlfriend has all the texts.

garry hill
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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To get a better understanding of these actions and the feelings that caused them, we contacted psychotherapist, writer, and consultant, Kaytee Gillis.

"Stories of people getting revenge for feeling betrayed or wronged in relationships fill movie scripts, and the behaviors are even encouraged and laughed at in many social groups," Gillis, who has a deep passion for helping survivors of traumatic relationships — whether familial or romantic — told Bored Panda.

"One famous song even boasts lyrics about smashing headlights and slicing someone's tires for cheating. Although music is an expressive art form [and it is] most likely not a true story, it shines a light on behaviors that many excuse. And while it might be normal to want to get revenge over being wronged, actually taking action to do that can quickly turn into unhealthy behaviors, or even abuse."

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    #2

    This Break Up Letter

    This Break Up Letter

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately legally she is liable for stealing that stuff. Don't do this

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they r married then no shes not bc all that stuff belonged to her as well the moment they got married. i can say the nintendo switch is mine since it was a christmas gift to me from my parents but moment i got married it became my husbands property as well. so if they were married she is legally allowed to do this. in fact even if they werent married and they were just living together she could still do this. also its not stealing its moving. anyone else who finds the guys stuff would b stealing. also she can easily say i told him where everything was

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I think there's some more info needed. Was the message of intimate nature or just a random one?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if Kelsi just turned out to be a childhood friend that likes making jokes. I've had those fake flirt friendships before so I always wonder.

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    sharyn turnicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really wish I had thought of that when I caught my first husband catting around. I just had him served with divorce papers when we were sitting down to dinner I told him I was filing he "thought I was joking"

    Everton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro took an Easter hunt to the next level

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll just comment on one post because a lot of them are gonna be "i got rid of your stuff posts". While cheating is despicable it's not criminal. Trashing/selling/dumping your partners stuff is probably illegal. And there's a damned good chance it'll get you into a heap of trouble. And even if it doesn't we know that there is a huge problem with domestic violence and even spousal murders. Do you really want to do something drastic that might trigger violence and get yourself hurt or killed? Far better to at least try to be adult about it and just walk out.

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic burn. I bet he doesn't remember any of those spots.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take that, you jerk!

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    #3

    Grandma Put A Magazine Cut Out Of Leonardo Dicaprio Over Her Late (Not So Nice) Husband's Face. The 80-Year-Old's Version Of Photoshop

    Grandma Put A Magazine Cut Out Of Leonardo Dicaprio Over Her Late (Not So Nice) Husband's Face. The 80-Year-Old's Version Of Photoshop

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nice to see Decaprio stick around for the golden ages :)

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    Tee with a Twist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was real for a moment

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It matches up really well...must have had a similar face shape

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    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she under 25 when the photo was taken?

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better job than many photoshop pics I've seen.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably do better with you than with the little kids he's dating

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a prank my brother's girlfriend played on him at his bday party. He absolutely hates Nick Cage so when he passed out drunk, she his 50 cut out pictures of his face all over his bedroom. The two are still together going on 12 years.... And he still hasn't found them all!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Genie Beanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it kinda look realistic

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    #4

    Savage Evil Genius Revenge On Cheating Ex

    Savage Evil Genius Revenge On Cheating Ex

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    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this wins the award for me. You win Owen.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the brother. That was a crime against him. Pretty serious imo.

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people thinking this is amusing and not abuse is ridiculous

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    Loki Laufeyson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually disgusting. I know he cheated, but that’s such a repulsive thing to do :/

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 99% sure it's made up. As a tip off, they use each other's names way too much. Only the characters in the script of Titanic use each other's names in every line. "Jack!" "Rose!" "Jack." "Rose."

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    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is revenge porn. No matter what he did, his brother doesn't deserve this. The fact people think this is ok is disgusting.

    Blue_Mouse (read bio)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That’s more f****d up to the brother if anything

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    Amy Burke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is abit too much

    Amy T
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    2 years ago

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    This speaks of a depraved mind. Both may be better off.

    the quickening
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now THIS is creative, and deliciously diabolical. 😂

    Nibbix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question is: what did he have to do to get the pictures

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask. It's ridiculously easy to get d**k picks. Some guys might be opposed to sending them, but if you're willing to ask different people you'll get one in less than 10 minutes.

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This is SUPER deranged. FFS. wow. I'm speechless. This is sick.

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    Gillis, the author of It's Not "High Conflict" It's Post-Separation Abuse, thinks that being hurt after the ending of a relationship is normal.

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    "If the person wronged you somehow, such as breaking your heart, ghosting you or cheating, it can [even] feel devastating," she said.

    "But when pain and anger turn into behaviors that put another person's safety or livelihood at risk, this is abusive and is never a good way to cope with the pain of a breakup."

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    Ex-Girlfriend Gets Revenge

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is classic, backfired on him and some

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? HER NUDES ARE OUT THERE. I don’t think this was a great idea. Publishing his threats woulda accomplished the same without SHOWING THE WORLD HER PRIVATE STUFF. (I sure as hell hope my friends are smarter than this; I don’t wanna be seeing the naked photos of most of ‘em!)

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    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assume not UK as that would have got him in trouble with the police just to threaten

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been confident that he would have gone through with his threats, or else could have just called his bluff.... Either way, why not publish them with censorship and the end result would be the same, he wouldn't publish them, would be shamed by his family and friends... Only they would not be seeing you in all your... GLORY..

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Obviously no shame in her game!

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but your nudes are still out. I mean, it's a power play if you don't mind that one wee tidbit.

    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you!!! You took his power away from you and your took control with a mass destruction of his life!!! You should hold seminars for perfect, petty revenge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds great Bella- "How hateful to show my nudes, so I'll do it myself."

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of a book I read, "Iron Widow", where the main character is blackmailed into being photographed nude and then blackmailed again about posting the nudes, but she decides that there is nothing shameful about it and posts them herself

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I as a rule think revenge is not a good idea, but when it takes the form of karma I must admit I enjoy to hear about it.

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    #6

    Tattoo Revenge

    Tattoo Revenge

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    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's cousin's ex went to get a dragon on his back, ended up with 2 f-ing camels. Turns out the tattoo artist was her brother!

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh.... this is SO sneaky. I admire it!

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    #7

    Alpha Male Stumps Cheating Ex And Her Lover

    Alpha Male Stumps Cheating Ex And Her Lover

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    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that could have backfired. :D

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or gone oh so right! *bow chicka wow wow music plays*

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this happened but funny

    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just have to read and reread to see who is who and what is what.

    rob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best possible answer. Wish i had this level of cool.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is next level brilliant.

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    The psychotherapist said that destroying property, spreading rumors as an attempt to harm or discredit someone, keeping the children away from them, or boasting about getting them fired from their job are all common ways that people try to get revenge on an ex.

    "However, this form of revenge is what mental health clinicians refer to as post-separation abuse, or abuse that takes place after a relationship ends. Revenge is abusive, and putting someone's safety at risk is never okay, and it is never funny," Gillis emphasized.

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    #8

    This Soon-To-Be-Ex Wife Went Big

    This Soon-To-Be-Ex Wife Went Big

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    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not, she must have been hurting and sad. She only had to buy that because her life fell apart. Her best purchase is probably something normal like shoes or a house.

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's old and gold. Nearly 20 years?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some background folks: it was a Marketing gag from 2006 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/board-stiff/

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poorly endowed! 🤣 wow! Burn!

    Tee with a Twist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emily said you got the right one today!

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The purchase was worth it

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake. Was a marketing thing. Can be found on Snopes.

    Damon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously part of a marketing campaign

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    #9

    Angry Girl At My School Posted These All Around Campus, I Spotted 11 On My Walk To The Library This Morning

    Angry Girl At My School Posted These All Around Campus, I Spotted 11 On My Walk To The Library This Morning

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    NuClea Bomb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine that visit to the photocopy store?

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of what a friend did. Found out guy was cheating on her, got a pic of his ID, and made posters of it, with all the details of how he was cheating. Then went to every bar in town, and posted them eye level in each stall of every women's restroom

    suki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving me "burn book" vibes

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... might be a sick a*****e's version of a prank, actually. On this one, I actually hope it happened.

    Sarah E Cofer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt doubt it becaude Jordan is a whore and a backstabbing b***h so I hope Julia enjoys the herpes that he will end up catching

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    #10

    Came Across A 10-Year-Old Photo That Had My Brother's Ex-Wife In It And My Ex In It. Instead Of Deleting It I “Fixed” It

    Came Across A 10-Year-Old Photo That Had My Brother's Ex-Wife In It And My Ex In It. Instead Of Deleting It I “Fixed” It

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to add in grandma and Leonardo Dicaprio 😅

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s what photoshopping is used for

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad. Just blend the edges of the square and it will be perfect

    It's just me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the guy in the gray shirt got smaller...

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, finally someone with a healthy and reasonable response.

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    #11

    Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. Giving Her This Card Tonight At My Birthday Dinner

    Found Out My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me. Giving Her This Card Tonight At My Birthday Dinner

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carefully chosen card...a lot of thought went into that breakup!

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a calm and collected ex, thinking their revenge through and making sure it's the perfect card means it's proper revenge served cold!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheating with three different men? Wow...

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people have the energy for that? I can barely maintain the few friendships I have let alone 3 separate romantic entanglements.

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that's who she said she was going to grab drinks with, and he found out it was actually Derek 😅

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Not just with one guy, but with a couple more. Busy girl.

    Amanduh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woof, that made ME sick and I didn’t do anything!

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I respect the professional level of FU here, due to the original good wishes of the card, I find this very sad :'-(

    Al!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why'd he put her house key in it....if he's taking it away?

    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably the key to her house that she gave him, so he is just giving it back.

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    ShadowGirl1126
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mumbo number five played in my head while reading this

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    Knowing how to break up could possibly remedy some of the emotions that lead to the extreme lengths that Gillis has mentioned. And while it's not easy for anyone to be good at it, teens are particularly bad at ending things, and growing up online has made it worse.

    Though most teens think the best way to break up is in person, 37 percent of them consider a text breakup at least moderately acceptable and 1 in 4 thinks it's okay to do the job by simply changing your social media status to "single."

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    That's according to a Pew Research Center report that came out in 2015, five years before the pandemic sent everyone's social lives, and so much else, even further into cyberspace.

    #12

    Educated Ex

    Educated Ex

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You try unwrapping a sandwich in cling film, let alone a car 😂

    elfin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scissors work. Or machetes. Or a Viking sword.

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    Angela B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. No damage and brilliant execution.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't understand... don't be destructive that could back fire on you real quick. Instead just make their life hard and inconvenient! It's more fun

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was a very hot, sunny day, so that it shrunk even tighter!!

    Nibbix
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if it was hot out side. they are not getting out or inside that car

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colour looks amazing 😍

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I always have a knife with me, so no prob

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very easy to ruin the paint at a moment or another :)

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I like. Annoying without being expensive or risky jail time.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten seconds with a pocket knife

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    #13

    Woman Confesses To Facebook Her Successful Plan Of Catching Her Husband Cheating On Her With Her Best Friend

    Woman Confesses To Facebook Her Successful Plan Of Catching Her Husband Cheating On Her With Her Best Friend

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is just creative writing

    Trex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. Think of the wrapper condition after soaking in juice.

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshite! The smell, the extra moisture inside the wrapper. The fact that condom wrappers should have a blister of air in them to show they haven’t been tampered with, which is obvious. Also, in nearly all civilized societies it’s an actual crime to do this.

    And the like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same. Poking a hole in someone else's condoms? It's sexual assault on the other woman

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    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take 500 for things that never happened.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because they wouldn't smell the pepper as soon as the package was opened. BS Facebook posts...

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull he would have known as soon as it touched his junk let alone roll it on

    Human on a stick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone clapped, better believe it! And everyone clapped, I swear it's true! And everyone clapped, you believe me, don't you?

    AK to LV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just clapped but it started with one person slow-clapping. Then others joined in until everyone was clapping. Then everyone started cheering!

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    rodger coghlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not condone the holes in the condoms - that is wrong on so many levels

    Everton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok because we know this didn't happen, let's imagine it did, and Ur husband wasn't actually cheating and used the condom on u.

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing if she and her husband used condoms, she wouldn't have found the presence of condoms suspicious...

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    #14

    You Know How Mad You Got To Be To Carry A Refrigerator

    You Know How Mad You Got To Be To Carry A Refrigerator

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    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most refrigerators are not light. I need to know more about how he is lifting this

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the fridge art and all

    Leeza Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is no one else impressed he can literally carry a fridge without a hand truck or help?

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is just funny, but I fix fridges and freezers right now, and some of the ones made to be more or less disposable are way lighter than you'd figure. The snazzy looking new red bull machines are so cheaply made, it's laughable (not light though, they've got tempered glass cladding just about every surface in sight).

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she inside?

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your refrigerator running? You probably deserved it!

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he placed her in the fridge before taking the fridge away on a 100 mile joyride to the compressor at the scrapyard

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he DID buy it, so it’s technically his

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    #15

    Best Wishes To You, Her And Your Baby. Love, Your Wife

    Best Wishes To You, Her And Your Baby. Love, Your Wife

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the toledo bend area(Texas) has a 409 area code. I think that's funny cause toledo (ohio) has 419

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^ this is way more interesting than the suppposed "revenge"

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    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she did not use her own funds to pay for that announcement!

    ma laika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way to add a plot twist to a baby announcement! It's like a romantic comedy gone wild, with unexpected drama and comedic timing.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably NOT always Patrick's wife.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that a typo ? Was that supposed to be Timeshare ?

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another pierced condom thing I assume?

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    "If you feel you must get revenge, it is important to take time and self-reflect on why this is," Gillis said. "Is it to 'get back at' someone who wronged you?"

    "Recognize that these feelings themselves are not abnormal, and have compassion for the part of you that feels wronged, but do not take action."

    #16

    Guy Gets Cheated On By His Long-Time Girlfriend And Decides To Revenge

    Guy Gets Cheated On By His Long-Time Girlfriend And Decides To Revenge

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    the quickening
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care this is fiction, I love everything about this.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? It may be creative writing, but it's 100% better than most TV writing right now

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    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so sure it's fiction. When I was working at a law school, I started dating a guy who lived in another city, but was always in mine on business. I was young and naive so I didn't see the red flags. There was a woman around my age who worked at the law school and was always going on about how awesome her husband was. She didn't have any photos of him at work because we didn't have the kind of jobs where we had desks and room for personal things. This is long before smart phones and digital cameras. Also, her and I were more acquaintances than friends. Hellos in the hallway, occasionally ate lunch together. One day she invited me to a BBQ at her house in the suburbs. I walk out to the back yard and her husband was the guy I was dating "from out of town." I pulled him aside and told him he had two days to come clean or I'd tell her. And I did happen to have some proof. Messages on my answering machine, cards from him and I actually had one photo of us. He told her, they broke up,

    Rocco MZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She supported his coming out, helped him deal with his family. She met another great guy, then her ex met a great guy and they all became great friends and even vacationed together. I got nothing. LOL.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holiday get togethers must be a blast

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still just spends the whole night pointing and laughing at her, even after all these years.

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    AK to LV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith Richard's of The Rolling Stones married a woman 40 years or so younger than him and eventually divorced. Keith's son from a previous marriage married the mother of Keith's ex-wife. Keith was now a step-grandfather to his ex-wife and father in law to his ex-MIL. The son went from step-son to step-dad.

    Vicki Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to look after a child, 'Jacob'. Jacob's dad 'Charlie' and Jacob's mother separated. Charlie had a son, Chris, from a previous relationship, so Jacob and Chris were half brothers. Chris and Jacob's mother got together and married. So Chris became Jacob's stepdad. Charlie's ex was already Chris's step-mother. Jacob's mother became Charlie's daughter-in-law. Charlie was therefore Jacob's step-grandfather. Think I got that right, apologies if not, it hurts my head too much to think about :D

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i barely could read it - confusing so the dad is gay?

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    #17

    Spotted This Sign Driving Past. Handled It Well

    Spotted This Sign Driving Past. Handled It Well

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    Rats Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    inclusivity for the win :)

    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - you young people are savage, justifiably so in most cases.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I threw my cheater's clothing and possessions out the window into the alley below. With every bundle tossed out the window, I yelled "Free Stuff". By the time the cheater returned, the alley was just about empty. Hope the neighbors enjoyed the spoils of that relationship.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American size 8-10 is thinner than the average American woman, but is a very healthy size.

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    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since BP likes to censor, I think they should cover that obscene misspelling of "you're" whenever it appears (which is frequently).

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, censor every incorrectly used instance of there, their and they're, or to and too, or where and wear, or were and we're, even it's and its can drive a person to madness. Jk, but I'd LOVE to see funny grammatical or spelling censorship. LOLOLOL

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    #18

    I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back

    I Bet There’s A Dude Sitting With Just Salt And Pepper In His Cubbard Right Now Wishing He Had That Old Bay I Snatched Back

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst thing I have done was switch a bunch of dvd's around and put them in different cases. I had an ex that would freak out if the dvd didn't go right back in the case. He has 100's of dvd's.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck doesn't know how to spell "cupboard"?

    AK to LV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people have a lot more problems misspelling less complicated words.

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    Santrikea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more Sweet Dee....just call her Spicey Dee!!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW, you are one really, really MEAN SOB ! DAMN ,

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, i really admire your English, but wanna point out that the red line under words means they’re misspelled. (It’s “cupboard,” though it sounds like “cubbard.”) Otherwise, you do a terrific job! Just watch out for the red line.

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    #19

    Revenge On Ex

    Revenge On Ex

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    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She how classy she is Pa

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See how classy both of the exes are.

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    Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, why would it be a crime? Didn't he own the picture once she sent it to him. Or am I missing something?

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    Daiji
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them are disgusting

    Louisa Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent myself, that is wrong. If someone done that s**t to my husband they would have to leave the country. Wow that's not petty rev that's cruel, the person most affected would be the dad he would be scared for life.

    Boring Pandae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn’t care for her image in the first place, since SHE sent such a picture. I’m sure girls like that know how to deal with shame. The one getting PTSD would be the father though. Wrong target.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not suggesting…. Oh, you’re disgusting!

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double jeopardy revenge porn?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Dave: You shouldn’t hold it in like that. It’s dangerous ! Vent ! Get rid of the frustration! Avoid a stress heart attack ! And by the way, are you sure it was B.P. That did the censoring ?

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    "It is okay, and even encouraged, to vent about that person to your friends, family, and support system. Write about them in your journal. But do not post publicly on social media, as this will make you look immature and vindictive."

    "And, as always, remember that any acts of violence or abuse are illegal, and could result in fines, imprisonment, and will obviously make you look vindictive and abusive. Instead, seek mental health support to help you through this time if you feel that you are going to take action to harm someone out of revenge," the psychotherapist said.

    #20

    Stranger Proposes To Get Back At Cheating Ex

    Stranger Proposes To Get Back At Cheating Ex

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    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to add everyone clapping in the end.

    MAL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everybody clapped.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to add clapping with the hugging.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here? What does she mean "And I was that girl"? Was she the girl the ex cheated on her boyfriend with?

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's all fake. None of it's real read the rest of the comments. She was actually some random girl that he walked up to and asked him to pretend to be his girlfriend. To apparently make his ex jealous. Needless to say it didn't really happen.

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    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda creepo-rama. Was he stalking her? Maybe he's done that dozens of times...

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    #21

    The New Cold War

    The New Cold War

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    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always say it's the kids who suffer the most, nobody thinks about the innocent dads.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's what they call collateral damage!

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate to see him caught in the crossfire, why put him in the crossfire?

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because his ex started the whole thing anyways. Maybe the dad will be like: “why did he cancel the Disney +” and he’ll find out and make his ex give back the Spotify. I dunno 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    Kimberleia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad just wants to watch The Mandalorian :(

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    You’re 12 years old, right ?

    #22

    Best Use For Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress. Snow Camo

    Best Use For Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress. Snow Camo

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Snow White and the Huntsman are the same person.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, he’s rocking that dress!

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traditionally, you save part of the wedding cake to eat on the first anniversary. My friend discovered she'd been cheated on before that momentous dates. So she put on her wedding dress, grabbed her shotgun and blasted it. I wished someone had filmed that.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a whole new take on Snow White

    Allison O'Brien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the best i spit out my water that I was drinking SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone out in the mud.

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole series with this guy is hilarious

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    #23

    When Love Is Over

    When Love Is Over

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you guys ever wondered what I look like( clue) it’s one of these pics

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand people who get someone's name/likeness tattooed on themselves. I love my husband dearly, but that's a line I just won't cross. (And yes, I do have several tattoos)

    Snowhater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind putting my kids names

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    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the tattoo removed; this way, you carry the hate with you always.

    Tabitha Osika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def got a better artist the second time.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro that one so much better

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head over heels in love at first. Your first big mistake to think it was immortal.

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    #24

    My Friend Decided To Cover Up The Tattoo Of His Ex Wife

    My Friend Decided To Cover Up The Tattoo Of His Ex Wife

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever get a tattoo of your spouse on your body. You'll never know how things go

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus! How much ink was wasted on the chin? At least there was plenty of room for the redesign

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chin!? All I can see is teeth. Whoever tattooed the original should maybe just not do portraits.

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but she's still under your skin 😵‍💫

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the revenge is mostly on himself. He has that picture on him. It does nothing to her at all. Of course, it may help as a warning to other girls that he's a vengeful type.

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very tactfully done. Nice job to the tattoo artist.

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelly-Anne Conway got divorced?

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    #25

    Emotional Ex Eviscerates Estate With Eyeshadow

    Emotional Ex Eviscerates Estate With Eyeshadow

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work as a paralegal in a family law office. DO. NOT. DO. THIS. If the husband hires an attorney, they will force you to pay for that sh*t you destroyed or even file criminal charges against you. That will only hurt you in the long run because you could have gotten money from the sale of the house. Not it will take THOUSANDS to repair and you may not sell the house for years.

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Exactly tell them Tabitha, getting a violent felony off your record is a nightmare in itself. And the money they will be responsible for paying 😭. Best to cut your losses and start a new with smarter and a more open eyes. Oh God don't destroy their belongings

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    Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was ready to give the storyteller the benefit of the doubt until everyone started buying stuff for her...smh

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, conversations that have gone on at Sephora and Ulta have been and will always be legendary.

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone lived happily ever after... the end.

    Antoinette Maldari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF with these stories?! Is BP (or did this garbage come from Reddit?) becoming the place where publishers go to find boring fiction writers? Who the F* is going to spend thousands on cosmetics (not drug store quality) and sex toys, only to trash them for petty revenge? Then, tell anyone who will listen about their shi**y plan? AND, who the F* is going to donate cash AND labor to help the idiot? I think BP (and the "R" site) should have a category called, "We Know it's Fake, but We Like Eyerolls" stories. Maybe, "Desperate People Who Need Attention" stories.

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those would be great categories and I would know to pass them by.

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    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot legally destroy even a shared Marital home you cannot trash, cut up or key his little supped up 4 wheel drive. No you'll go to jail and a felony on your record for violence will stay with you like herpes

    Antoinette Maldari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Girl...thanks for the Carrie Underwood reference. :)

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think giving them a thousand bucks’ worth of sex toys may backfire on her; I don’t understand how improving their sex lives is gonna “hurt” them.

    Cheesepony
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love BP stories just not the BS ones …

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do this. You’re going to have to pay for the damages. And isn’t using someone else’s credit card or money without permission illegal? She’s going to court, that is, if this is a real story

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    #26

    While Preparing For My Garage Sale, I Found A Pendant My Ex Gave Me... I Decided To Be A Little Creative With Selling It

    While Preparing For My Garage Sale, I Found A Pendant My Ex Gave Me... I Decided To Be A Little Creative With Selling It

    PatriarchVespa Report

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an expression about taking poison and hoping the other person dies.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Holding on to anger is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die." That's not what she's doing.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that she’s level headed & honest and decided the pendant should be a celebration of love for someone else. What has a negative connotation for her can be the opposite for two others. How sweet.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diamond chips don’t really have any value, and that thing appears to be worth about $2. I feel bad for the person who’ll hafta pretend to be “very happy” to receive this “bargain.” 😕

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the rest of it is silver, and thus worth slightly something.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not sell it for a hundred bucks and go have a nice meal?

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say only a rich person could be this petty and, let's face it, less than intelligent. Except rich people don't have garage sales... or 8 year old receipts.

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dumb - cutting off one's nose to spite one's face

    Brian Reynolds
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    2 years ago

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    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be the one who finds a bomb as car for ten bucks

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she doesn’t want any memory of her ex, so is giving away the valuable thing he gave to her. As she says in her note, “Consider your bargain my passive-aggressive revenge”.

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    #27

    My Friend's Girlfriend Moved Out And Took Everything, Including The Drawer Handles

    My Friend's Girlfriend Moved Out And Took Everything, Including The Drawer Handles

    whatcanieattoday Report

    Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not destroying things but instead do a really annoying prank - I like

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister found out a landlord had been taking the rent and not paying the mortgage (she found out when the bank foreclosed and the eviction notice arrived), she took the handles, the light fixtures, the toilet seats, even the cheap plastic light switch covers. She said she'd have taken the drawers and the cabinet doors, but she was tired of removing screws by that time and just wanted to leave. Petty, but if the price at auction is less than the debt, the landlord has to come up with the difference.

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    Michael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex took from my house toilet brush with the stand. New brush stand is made from her favourite flower vase which she letf accidently

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joey Diaz said, take one shoe from every pair, that will break you mentally and physically 😆 Top level pettiness.

    Jennifer Mayfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone that took every door off in the house. Put them in a pile in the front yard. Not just doors, but cabinet doors too.

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad unscrewed every light bulb and took them with him. This petty nonsense happened at my home when I was 19. At least he left the electrical outlet plates. It can always be worse.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a woman leaves you, you generally lose access to her knobs.

    ma laika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew drawer handles could be so valuable?

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever try to find replacement doorknobs for a house that was built in 1910? It's freaking unreal how much they cost. Even non-vintage replica knobs in the style are expensive

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once removed all the hardware. Door handles and knobs, door/cabinet hinges, bedframe bolts,... then neatly dumped them in the bin right outside the door.

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    #28

    Taken This Morning In My Hometown In Washington

    Taken This Morning In My Hometown In Washington

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    Susan Cao
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without saying that is in WA, it LOOKS like WA with the Subaru wagon and rock pile retaining wall.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have paid cash money to be a fly on the wall when he pulled up to see that.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A welcome that is guaranteed to be warm.

    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH, When you have nothing else to lose... including your self dignity.

    Vasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be home soon… just starting a batch of popcorn to go with my beer.

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    #29

    A Japanese Woman Discovered Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, So She Gathered All His Apple Devices And Dumped Them Into A Tub Full Of Water

    A Japanese Woman Discovered Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, So She Gathered All His Apple Devices And Dumped Them Into A Tub Full Of Water

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    Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats just damaging/destroying stuff and not ok

    the quickening
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. This is just as creative as tossing things from the balcony. So not at all.

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he'll turn to Android devices from now on.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add salt. Fun times!

    A Bi-Cycle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Japanese matter in this context?

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a little more mystery. Just spray them in the right places with some water or some alcohol and then he'll have no idea what happened anyway.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better. Try proving that in a case againsy your ex.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny how people in emotionally unstable fits of rage don’t consider how this could be a diabolical win for the ex. I’d file a handful of civil torts against her and a claim against what I’m assuming is her renters (not homeowners) insurance. Ideally, her lack of rational planning would mean failure to respond/appear, so assuming a default judgement in my favor, file to garnish. Eventually a judge will hold her for failure to appear, which is how you swing it from your civil claim to one of her having criminal liability with the courts. I’ll get my monies in the civil suits, she can deal with the judge for disrespecting his/her court. Just a horrible waste of time.

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just wasteful. Reset them and give them away, don't destroy perfectly good expensive electronics.

    Liv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tables are about to turn, because guess who’s going to have to pay for damages?

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom smashed my dads electronics when she found out. with a hammer

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    #30

    My Ex Sent Me A Postcard

    My Ex Sent Me A Postcard

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got an ex I'm still on really good terms with. I can either of us sending this to the other and whoever got it laughing

    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He definitely still cares about you though if he actually sent you something.

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt that. He's probably unable to let go of bitterness.

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling these two are still cool with each other

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    #32

    The Bride Continues With The Whole Wedding And Just Happens To Have Photos Of The Groom Cheating To Expose Him At The End With

    The Bride Continues With The Whole Wedding And Just Happens To Have Photos Of The Groom Cheating To Expose Him At The End With

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    Frances M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there was no prenup 🤣

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this story so many times but never personally talked to someone who was at one of these weddings that I have to wonder if it's true.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exposed them before the vows not the reception I'm assuming?

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do this when you now have the hassle of getting a divorce

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d still need to sign the marriage license and turn it into the county clerk or appropriate agency within 30 days of issuance for the marriage to be valid. If ya don’t sign (vows or otherwise) and ya don’t submit the license, you’re not married. I’m a universal life minister solely to marry my queer friends & tribe. Ceremonies are irrelevant. Vows are irrelevant if we all don’t sign the license.

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    #33

    Slow Burn

    Slow Burn

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DUG MY KEYS INTO THE SKY OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE

    Himiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS~

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEAT I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEAD LIGHTS SLASHED A HOLE IN AL FOUR TIRES

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but he might not get a flat for the time he owns the car, in which case, you screwed over someone who was completely innocent.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be a very slow burn. With modern tires, flats are not as common as they once were. The only flat tire I've gotten this century was in a collision.

    #34

    I’m Sure The Band Was Thrilled To Help A Random Woman “Destroy” Her Ex

    I’m Sure The Band Was Thrilled To Help A Random Woman “Destroy” Her Ex

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    #35

    Well Deserved Revenge

    Well Deserved Revenge

    omgrobertowtf Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a mix between the guy from Bee Movie and the human version of Shrek

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he was stung by a couple bees 🤣

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    Underrated_Mushroom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bro looks like the exterminator dude from over the hedge

    Gary N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is...how did she found his profile??

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming she had this access to the actual account, I’d guess she’s on his phone. Having access to the phone probably allows all access to the apps.

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    #36

    A Girl I Know From High School Got Cheated On By Her Husband And Had To Move, So Naturally

    A Girl I Know From High School Got Cheated On By Her Husband And Had To Move, So Naturally

    98Toyota4Runner Report

    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a word for sweet, but sad feeling?

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bittersweet? It's kind of a dramatic word, but the only one I could think of

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    AwfullyWaffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make him move out! Leave him out in the curb!

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    #37

    Subtle But Genius

    Subtle But Genius

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, that series was a bit rubbish in the end anyway.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! She then had to spend 5 minutes and $15 bucks to get her own account up and running. The torture!!!!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lol*they really thought the ex would actually listen to being asked not to use the password? Changing all the passwords would be the first I would do If I broke up with someone (and If I had any of the streaming service.). Or was that a trap for the ex?

    #38

    Cheat On Me? I'll Destroy Your Relationship With Your Mother

    Cheat On Me? I'll Destroy Your Relationship With Your Mother

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    necessary cephalopod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This says more about the gf and mom than anything else... Good parents don't let a 'lifelong rift' happen just because their stupid young kid cheated.

    Z Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still doesn't keep good parents from reminding her of the good one that got away every time the daughter has poor relationship choices...

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    JelliTate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this guy as a politician in a few years… I pity his actual future wife.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard similar, but the guy didn't let on he knew about the cheating right away. He.asked the parents for their blessing to propose, told them he would be proposing on her birthday in a couple of weeks, sent mum a photo of the ring he'd picked out, etc. Then two weeks later, a week before he was due to "propose" he did the boxes of belongings, "thank you for everything, I'm so sorry we won't be inlaws" tears, "It just didn't work out." He made sure they were invested in his relationship with their daughter.

    #39

    Damn Ex Wifes

    Damn Ex Wifes

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pic of an SUV here in town the the plate "BCUS F HM"

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    #40

    Cheating Husband

    Cheating Husband

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linnie, Luann and Vivian? Tell me you live in Alabama without telling me you live in Alabama.

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    #41

    You Won't Believe How This Girl Breaks Up With Her Scumbag 6th-Grade Boyfriend

    You Won't Believe How This Girl Breaks Up With Her Scumbag 6th-Grade Boyfriend

    francescakate Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6th grade with grinding and boyfriends/ girlfriends, what the heck? They're just kids

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering why the DJ is playing songs like Low at a little kids' dance!?!?? That song is full of direct séxual references....I don't wanna see kids dancing to that, gross!

    starkey !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "ya'll" is what gets me. its y'all. good lordy lord

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling a literal child a scumbag for dancing XD

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she’s not crying her eyes out and locked herself in her room

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    #42

    In Your Face, Cheating Ex-Boyfriend

    In Your Face, Cheating Ex-Boyfriend

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look how proud she is! I really hope he sees this and feels ashamed. Don't cheat guys!

    #43

    Ex Fiancé And Ex Best Man Are Now Dating. He Left His Wii At My Place. I Made Sure To Get It Back To Him

    Ex Fiancé And Ex Best Man Are Now Dating. He Left His Wii At My Place. I Made Sure To Get It Back To Him

    PM_me_your_Jeep Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the glitter!!! That will haunt him for years to come!

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    #44

    I Went To A Party Where My Ex-Girlfriend Was Present With Her New Boyfriend. This Was What I Was Wearing

    I Went To A Party Where My Ex-Girlfriend Was Present With Her New Boyfriend. This Was What I Was Wearing

    Princekwg Report

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still stick well with an ex who 15 years later married a friend of mine. As a joke, I often tell him '' Never forget that I f....d your wife''

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a house party with my then-girlfriend when two of my ex-boyfriends unexpectedly showed up... together! She recognized them and pulled me into the bathroom like, "Dude! What do we do?" I said, "First, I'm going to need you to bring me some alcohol." That was a wild night.

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    #45

    Five More Tasks To Complete

    Five More Tasks To Complete

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    Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch her still leave after

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he cheated and she's getting him to humiliate himself, it's fair to say the relationship is unrepairable.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 'O' in dog... throw anything in there ?

    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a cheater, always a cheater. Girlfriend needs to move on.

    #46

    My Friend Caught Her Husband Cheating On Her. She Cleaned All Of Her Belongings Out Of The House While He Was At Work And Left The Shirt He Wore To His Bachelor Party

    My Friend Caught Her Husband Cheating On Her. She Cleaned All Of Her Belongings Out Of The House While He Was At Work And Left The Shirt He Wore To His Bachelor Party

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with a shirt like that is not worth marrying. "Hey, person i'm about to publicly announce my undying love for, I'm also going to publicly announce how much I'm going to hate being tethered to you for the rest of my life."

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally never found those things funny either. Like the cake topper of the bride dragging the groom by the collar, or the "help me" on the bottom of one of their shoes. Maybe it's just my sense of humor but I never liked those things.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note the video "Lady and the Tramp". Nice touch!

    Thot Waffle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is the shirt you wore to your bachelor party...I'm not surprised.

    #47

    Afraid Santa Won’t Be Coming This Year

    Afraid Santa Won’t Be Coming This Year

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    Eva Kašu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should return it to the shop/sell and buy something for yourself!

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, you're giving away something i never had that cost you 100s of $s that you'll never get back? ok... not sure where the revenge part is...

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    #48

    When Your Ex Can Still Control Your Thermostat

    When Your Ex Can Still Control Your Thermostat

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    Apps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... guy has no life. He needs to move on and trade up in job, partner and house. It's true, living well (and genuinely being happy) is the best revenge!

    Steve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead and tell me you wouldn't get revenge on your ex if you could.

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    Pixie T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the poor dog that undoubtedly will be suffering whilst op plays silly buggers with the thermostat. Dogs don't do well in extreme hear and if its inside it'll be even worse for the poor pup 😢

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'd probably do it once or twice...and then move on. I'm petty like that. lol

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that takes that long to read, isn't worth it.

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    #49

    Revenge On Cheating Ex-Boyfriend That Will Take About 17 Years

    Revenge On Cheating Ex-Boyfriend That Will Take About 17 Years

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    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be way higher up the list! The ultimate petty act :)

    #50

    Caught Wife Cheating, Free Corvette

    Caught Wife Cheating, Free Corvette

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    Kye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d take it if it was manual! Heck, id take it as an auto!

    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take that as a flinstonemobile for all I care!

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply don't have the time to get abducted and human trafficked today, sorry.

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I'd take it, transfer the title, then use it as a trade in

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im excited there is a place called Snellville I need to go!

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #51

    Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats

    Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive...

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The part where she carves her name into his leather seats, I'm shouting don't implicate yourself

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    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truck says more about the fact he cheated lol

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly he prob won't think again... he'll just buy a black truck

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's plenty of colors that will show up on a black truck. I know; I've done it!

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    #52

    My Ex Loves Hot Sauce And I Finally Found The Perfect One For Her While Traveling In Korea

    My Ex Loves Hot Sauce And I Finally Found The Perfect One For Her While Traveling In Korea

    corderoroman Report

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still hot sauce ill accept that happily. honestly though cholula is the best hot sauce i dont like tabasco

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tabasco is kind of a boring, one-note hot sauce. I use it as an ingredient more often than as a condiment. A few shakes of that and some dry ground mustard will bring out the flavor in a cheese sauce.

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    #53

    Crazy Ex

    Crazy Ex

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    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people wonder why we have trust issues.

    #54

    Man Conveniently Sits Directly Behind His Ex On The Bus Without Her Knowing. Concocts The Perfect Plan

    Man Conveniently Sits Directly Behind His Ex On The Bus Without Her Knowing. Concocts The Perfect Plan

    itsfarishilton Report

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the ex blind or just completely unaware of her surroundings?

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised at how co oletelt oblivious some people can be

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    #55

    After More Than Half A Year Of Cheating, This Husband Finally Gets What He Deserves

    After More Than Half A Year Of Cheating, This Husband Finally Gets What He Deserves

    dstorms492 Report

    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that and a crumpled candy wrapper (to the left) 😝

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying this is fake, what I am saying is that I have seen some version of this but about some guy in the military, and it's always in those clickbait ads at the end of articles.

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    #56

    Sold The Ring I Used To Propose To My Ex-Fiancé, And Bought Myself Something Nice With All The Cash

    Sold The Ring I Used To Propose To My Ex-Fiancé, And Bought Myself Something Nice With All The Cash

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you could’ve done much better, talking about the food…

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your partner cheated so you sell the engagement ring and give YOURSELF diarrhea?

    RP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most rings are worth very little secondhand

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    #57

    My Neighbor Caught Her Husband Cheating

    My Neighbor Caught Her Husband Cheating

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor neighbor. Also btw: I know she was probably angry at the time but I also feel bad for the other people who lived in the complex who had to deal with the mess. I hope the lady or her ex ends up cleaning it up.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toss his stuff on the lawn IN A BOX, there's no need to litter-up and trash the neighborhood too. Only one person here needs to be punished here.

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I was thinking that too. What a beautiful lawn to be uglied up with all that trash.

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the apartment sharted 😮

    #58

    Girl Sabotages Cheating Boyfriend's Drug Test

    Girl Sabotages Cheating Boyfriend's Drug Test

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremely. Something like this comes with a hefty fine, in the 20-50K range, plus a sentence of 1 to 10 years jail time, depending on the state and whether it's the first documented instance of her doing this. If the loss of the job is considered an aggravating circumstance -and it likely is- and for sure with premeditation as a further aggravating circumstance as shown by this tweet, she can be easily in the 15 to 20 years ballpark.

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    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, not cool. Even if he is a cheat, you don't need to ruin his life.

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a disgusting thing to do.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully they will be able to prove you did it and charge you with trafficing

    Green Sky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super messed up…doesn’t matter if u were cheated on …I’m a budtender and have worked in the legal marijuana industry for many years ( I live in Washington state usa )no one I know would be ok with this or find this funny…so wrong on so many levels…not cool to give someone something they don’t know has weed in it…terrible decisions like this makes the cannabis community look bad…so my point is if op does use cannabis ( which I would think because of having pot brownies) and the boyfriend hates it enough that it’s mentioned he’s extremely against it, it will only make cannabis look even worse to him ….In the end op accomplished nothing

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago

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    Haaaa! So is adultery, too, in some places.

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    #59

    Made My Ex A Valentine Cookie. Nailed It

    Made My Ex A Valentine Cookie. Nailed It

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die in a fire? That’s pretty weird tbh.

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope he did something to deserve that lol. I wonder what it was?

    LumaStar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't make a fnaf reference don't make a fnaf reference

    ali lilley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up a band called Righteous Pigs, they have a song called I hope you die in n a hotel fire. Classic!

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    #60

    Ex-Girlfriend Drama Outside My House

    Ex-Girlfriend Drama Outside My House

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    Bart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his girlfriend the she-hulk?

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Bart: this is also my question! See my post below. She must be some kind of superhero to destroy the trunk-hood in such a clean and destroying way!

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive damage - what would one use to get the trunk bended in such a way?

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a lot of rage and a sledgehammer!

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    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that thing?!? Did they throw it,or actually it looks like it got dropped from a crane onto the car, but I have no idea what I'm looking at? 🤔🥏🪨

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    #61

    So My Friend Was Caught Cheating

    So My Friend Was Caught Cheating

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, cheating is horrible. I understand why someone would do this after getting cheated on, but (I know nothing about law but I'm pretty sure) breaking the car could get you in a lot of legal trouble.

    #62

    This Punishment

    This Punishment

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to hide he is actually proud of it...

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this normally is done to teach a bad kid a lesson, so I guess this guy did this and he’s back home and learned his lesson and everything is good and he’ll never do this again ?

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never get past being cheated on. I know some people can and they go on to have successful and wonderful relationships and I am happy for them, but I could never let it go and move on. The punishment for cheating on me would be that you no longer get to be with me. That's it. No public humiliation, no second chance, you're done.

    Chickie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...once a cheater, always a cheater. Come on, People, move on!

    #63

    My Ex-Boyfriend Encrypted My External Hard Drive To Get Revenge On Me

    My Ex-Boyfriend Encrypted My External Hard Drive To Get Revenge On Me

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    Marzipanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reprogrammed obsolescence 👏

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    #64

    Tiktok User Gets Revenge On Ex By Signing Him Up To Email Newsletters. "I Sign Mine Up For Home Visits From Jehovah's Witnesses," Someone Else Admitted. "It's Been 3 Years"

    Tiktok User Gets Revenge On Ex By Signing Him Up To Email Newsletters. "I Sign Mine Up For Home Visits From Jehovah's Witnesses," Someone Else Admitted. "It's Been 3 Years"

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote that shīt! THREE years?! Move on with your life already! You two probably weren't even together for that long. Time to stop wasting all that time and energy on an ex from THREE YEARS AGO and invest that into a good therapist.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention wasting other people's time and effort.

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    wild_mushrooms
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gross- just move on, y'all

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since 2016? How pathetic to keep a grudge up for so long...

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't say anything about the ex so I don't know the whole story, but (again) I really hope the ex did something to deserve that.

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    #65

    Guy Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex By Sending Her Pics Of Topless Trio In His Bathroom

    Guy Gets Revenge On Cheating Ex By Sending Her Pics Of Topless Trio In His Bathroom

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    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things that never happened this never happened the most

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right... girls just casually take topless photos of each other.

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what guys think girls do when they go to the washroom together.

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 Exactly. Clearly this guy does!

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna lie and make up stories, at LEAST make them quasi-believable concoctions.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that was fine but you should have asked the girls it was ok to share the pictures. Although them happily sending them to you without worrying about it suggests they may not care tbh.

    araT Backwards
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only do random bathroom topless photo shoots in even numbers so I call BS🤷🏼‍♀️

    #66

    Guy Goes Full Savage Mode And Proceeds To Bang All Of His Ex's Close Female Friends

    Guy Goes Full Savage Mode And Proceeds To Bang All Of His Ex's Close Female Friends

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    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sure this happened. Three girls who are very close to your ex just let you bang them.

    Andrew Pugg
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    I think your girlfriend did the right thing. "Non of these girls were particularly attractive" They only rated 10 because it pissed your ex off. You clearly have no respect for these women. MAYBE that's why your ex cheated.

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then all three girls clapped and applauded him and his skills. Not! I caLL B.S.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "None of these girls were particularly attractive." This attitude might be why she felt the need to cheat on you.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "not a 10" said the 0.

    #67

    Cheated On Girl Gets Pro Revenge

    Cheated On Girl Gets Pro Revenge

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! Don't put an innocent bystander's feelings on the line just because you're hurt.

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    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... let me get this straight... you convinced a gay man that a "homophobic A*****e" is into him and that he "shouldn't give up." And when the HA decides to get his "no" across in a violent manner, who will be the a*****e then?

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    #68

    The Five Dislikes Are His Ex-Wife's Last Few Hairs

    The Five Dislikes Are His Ex-Wife's Last Few Hairs

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    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation is not a polite suggestion.

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation. It's not a suggestion, it's required for comprehension.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why she may have cheated in the first place

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    #69

    Anon Gets A Divorce

    Anon Gets A Divorce

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    Purple light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dream job if you are a f.." I hate him for using that slur. Censoring that word, doesn't make it allright to post this, Bored Panda.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting post.

    Scott J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this style of writing is called "green text". I don't like it and scroll past every time I see it.

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    #70

    Has Intimate Relationships With Ex’s Family As Revenge

    Has Intimate Relationships With Ex’s Family As Revenge

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    Danni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These last few are definitely made up!

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet again, another obviously fabricated story. Stupidity at it's finest.

    Ingeborg Børch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have all been better off without you. A real charmer, you are. Apart from that, this hardly ever happened - so no harm done I guess.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Never happened.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a disgusting way to behave and, again, to involve innocent bystanders is a díck move. However, this story could TOTALLY be true; you all just have never met any lovely Appalachian peoples. For reference, watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Watch this crazy documentary and then tell me this story couldn't be true.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the parents gave you a billionty dollars and everyone clapped.

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