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Even if you haven't seen a single episode of The Big Bang Theory, you most likely know perfectly well what sarcasm is and, most likely, have used it repeatedly. Especially in dealing with people who are not particularly pleasant to you (by the way, that was just sarcasm...)

And it also turns out that there is a so-called "sadcasm" - this is the same sarcasm, only with a subtle, barely perceptible shade of sadness. And apparently there is a whole dedicated Facebook page with over 21M followers, which is called that, and we offer you a selection of the most... well, sadcastic memes from this page today to enjoy.

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NH9
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I want to feel insulted but all I got is admiration for that one"

Klondike Penguin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did you just say to me? I’m gonna write that down.

LadyJaye
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hey is that copyrighted?"

Ozymandias73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Well played. I'll give you that one."

Loverboy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'll spend the next few weeks thinking of a comeback in the shower

Sassawrasse
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 7th grade teacher I heard some really, really good zingers that would have ANNIHILATED in 1995.

NewNicknameAlert
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You got down with that one! Damn! That was good"

unfilteredCigarette73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha my brother and I compete in this game daily 🤣

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    #2

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like that "I'm never shopping here again" customer. Thank you omg please leave hurry..

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h I never liked you anyway, make my day

    Val!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they already dont lol

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex. After about of week of not having to listen to him, he was obviously getting upset that I wasn't. I finally told him that not having to listen to his whiny little b*tch voice was a total win for me. He started to argue with me, so I just turned and walked away. I completely ignored him for about another week. Amateur.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promises, promises. See you tomorrow.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The retail version of this is "you just lost me as a customer!" F*****g good. You're an a*****e anyway.

    Lolly Gagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has been throwing weird threats around lately, such as “If you do xxx, I’ll never eat another cake made by you ever again”. Thing about that one for moment, dude

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so bad with this! 'If I think it, they will know' 😂

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you have the email crafted and ready to send and get distracted before sending it. Then, at some arbitrary point in the day (typically the end of the day), when you minimize or close some things here's that email in all its glory still waiting to be sent.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realized you didn't actually get ready for the day and was just dreaming

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this way too often and I never tell anyone bc I'm scared they'll think I'm bullshitting so I instead let them think I just took that long to respond lol

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    Interestingly, the word "sarcasm" in Greek means "tearing the flesh." That is, do not forget that when you release sarcastic remarks at someone, you could say that you are morally biting this person. And how painful words can be - probably every person in the world knows rather well. Of course, it might seem funny to "verbally bite" those around you - until the sarcasm is directed in our direction, doesn't it?

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    #4

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    Tweaked
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rule is, after saying 'excuse me?' Three times, I just have to say 'yup' and hope I didn't just agree to sell my children.

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I had no idea that other people did this lmao I have really bad hearing and that's kinda my own personal rule.. I'm not going to say "what?" a third time. If I still dk what they said I just kinda awkwardly laugh and say "ooooh.. yeah.." and hope it makes sense

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whats funny about my Nana dying?!" 😳Damn it!

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this stupid problem, I can hear you but sometimes I don't put together what you said. So smile and wave...

    Haru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say sure and ignore it

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people ask for my name: what’s your name? Me: *whispers* Calissa… Them: Carissa? Me: *whispers* no, Calissa… Them: Alyssa? Me: *Stern voice* Calissa Them: *still didn’t hear properly* ah, okay

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this constantly but the brief moment when the other person keeps looking at you as if they're expecting some answer is terrifying

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I cant hear someone a few times I usually just explain that I have APD and ask them to say it again more clearly

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, like who the f**k was that?

    Frisinator
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quokkas are physically incapable of being sad, much like golden retrievers.

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    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Videos always turn everyone’s singing voice (if they can sing) into a shaky, octave-higher voice that makes it sound like they’re going to cry. I sound like a screeching bird on video 😃

    Adashimalover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fr I sound like a elementary schooler but when I'm speaking another language my friend said I sound like a badass

    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! It sounds nothing like me

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My voice sounds like 5yo after eating candy in any kind of recording. Normally it's kinda deep for a female. Weird

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! And not just that! I can't believe how stupid my Austrian accent sounds when I speak English (which I have to since I live in the USA).

    bob mcmullin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an ESL teacher and I constantly tell my students to record themselves when practicing speaking. They are usually shocked at what they actually sound like!

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have and it's annoying! How the h*ll have my friends listen to me talk!

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    #6

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something about someone else's clothes that make them feel better than ours

    Oh Gosh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I love consignment clothes. Someone has already "broken them in". 😉

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    Deth Invictus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a kid playing with his dad's clothes! 🤣

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband was out of town, he'd call and start the conversation by saying, "Take off my shirt." Normally, I was guilty as charged. His shirts smelled like him. Wearing them made me feel warm, safe and close to him.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so comfy. I will happily steal anyone's hoodie if I can fit

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a big dude. Who is he?

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaquille O'Neal aka Shaq. 7' 1" (2.16M) He's a former pro basketball playwe.

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    In other words, sarcasm is a kind of psychological defense mechanism, especially in the internet era, when text communication is ubiquitous. In any case, sarcasm is a kind of passive aggression, a tool for creating distance, much more effective than irony. “When we put someone else down in a judgmental way, it might make us feel better about ourselves,” says Dr. Jenny Taliz, a clinical psychologist at the American Institute for Cognitive Therapy, in her interview to Refinery29 blog. “If you [say or write] a moderately mean thing, or a clearly mean thing, it wouldn't garner as much attention as if you were sarcastic."

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will make friends with the show's characters in my head. I really need to get out more.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they leave you on a cliffhanger, and never make a sequel...

    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness yes... There's a Chinese historical forensics drama, Miss Truth that was released in 2020 and it STILL doesn't have a season 2 despite a clear indication that they were going to make it!! I wasn't super annoyed about that since the drama kind of ruined the book, but still... What happened? I WANT ANSWERS!!

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    Catradora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW!!! I wait but I also don't want it to end

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I finish the last book in the series...and the author has passed away.

    Not Perry The Platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. My journey with Phineas and Ferb is almost over. I will have big trouble after it ends.

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I bawled when the Pretty Little Liars finale ended lmao

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When desperate housewives ended in felt like my life was over. And when switched at birth ended in felt like my friends moved away. But I binge watched that one.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. The show Derry Girls. The end.

    Jacob Barrientos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when the BIG BANG THEORY ended *CRIES*

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    Sofiya Aghouchy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why Patrick Bruel is on this picture ???? (only frenchies knows who is Patrick Bruel) 🤔

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been called crazy, just weird. If you think that's weird, wait until you know me for a few months.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear the man on the bottom right corner is French actor and singer Patrick Bruel.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set your crazy on shuffle and leave them guessing.

    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not fun getting this crazy, but once you're here!

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remain in a state of silence because I know the second I open my mouth, a torrent of exasperation and hatred is going to pour out and then suddenly I'm the bad guy.

    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate. Way too accurate, it's like Merida hitting that arrow in the target with another arrow in Brave.

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    Val!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its also because i am ABSOLUTELY horrible and awkward in social situations just leave me alone pls :,)

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    The authors of a number of psychological studies are way more critical, considering sarcasm a clearly negative phenomenon. So, for example, according to the research conducted by the German psychiatrist Annett Blaser, "it has already been shown in its historical development to be a form of denial with the purpose to minimize the importance of the object. Sarcasm is not a defense but a form of aggressive discharge." That is why sadcasm, as we believe, is a much more pleasant and entertaining thing.

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    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not threaten me with what I actually want to do!!

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would I be at a party

    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd dare someone to order me a pizza

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WooHoo! I'd rather be at home than with people haters

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm married and I'm still the same way, most of the time it's my husband that tells me when the visitors leave.

    Ese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. I hate it when my dad calls me out to talk to them. I'll just pretend like I heard nothing

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a grown adult and still do this when visiting my mum.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT TRUST THE SIBLINGS, THEY WILL BETRAY YOU

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS make sure to write out a grocery list..... About 75% of the time, I forget it on the kitchen table. SMH

    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a list and keep it on my phone

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have a notepad and pencil ready to wright ideas, and then forget it as soon as I start to write it down.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most recent case was my son's doctor's appointment... I thought it was dog food.

    Curly Q
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that sinking feeling when you know you left something AT THE PLACE YOU'RE LEAVING

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    In any case, it is better not to resort to sarcasm or excessive irony in communicating with people, especially if you do not want to pass for a misanthrope and just an obnoxious person. It's better to just open this selection of ours at any difficult moment, scroll to the very end of it, and maybe write a comment. Okay, you can be sarcastic, we definitely won't be offended by just a comment.

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    Regina Machamer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me feel better lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who does s**t like this

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you wanna say you're fine, but you don't wanna lie, so you wait till you're fine before you answer

    mentaLilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the painfully truest thing i've heard in a while....damn...

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    Marla Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I hate to be asked, "how are you?" I know people are just being either polite or genuinely interested, but most of the time, the honest answer isn't appropriate, so replying feels like a chore. I guess I answered my own question.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I was hoping it would magically disappear. Upvote for SG 🤩

    BatPhace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means you're not giving the brownies enough tribute lol

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t this #8 above ?

    Ms.GB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...after Every vacation

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang this just reminded me of what I have to look forward to..

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped caring about the mess myself.

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    Deth Invictus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I just read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. 😁

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life would feel a little more meaningful if you read everything in Morgan Freeman's voice

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    ValdaDeDieu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be important to some of the people all of the time and some of the people some of the time, but not always to all of the people all of the time...

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Morgan Freemans voice. Sigh can't not do it..

    Jacob Barrientos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just cant be important to someone...

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    𝕷𝖊𝖘𝖇𝖎𝖆𝖓𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍️‍
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I did when my mom told me my grandpa had a stroke. He just died last Halloween day(he's gonna haunt me 4 sure, but maybe not because I'm his favorite grandkid?)

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhhh, that's gonna be a "no" for me dawg.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor is my way of coping, can't help it. Usually dark or dirty humor, so that's not good.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying not to makes it worse and worse. Then comes a volcano of laughter

    Haru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my brother is always trying to make me laugh to get me in trouble

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    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30? Don't they mean 40😭

    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was aged 6-15 (16? Idk) in the 90s. I’d say that’s a 90s kid right? I am about a year and a bit from hitting 40 thank you very much!

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    Beck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they meant born in the 90s? Or kids in the 90s? They do say "90s kids" so i get confused. Like i was born in 78 but my childhood was the 80s. So am I a 70s kid or 80s kid?

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That s**t has come and gone... on to the next decade 90's kids!

    𝖊𝖆
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This year. It’s hurtling towards me. Clinging onto the last scrap of my 20s for dear life. Single, check. Living with parents still, check. No savings and money troubles, check. Crappy job, check. Depression not going anywhere, check

    Frank Wellwood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Kiano Reeves sneaking up on Superman,?

    Alecto76
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the 50 coming soon for this 90's teen.

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    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or which you you want to be

    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like "Uh, human...hmm...I eat food to survive... C**p who am I!" 😵‍💫

    Haru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a professional ASIAN PARENT from FAILURE MANAGEMENT

    Heidi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wHAt KiNd Of MuSiC dO yOu LiKe

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I know who I am, I'm just trying to quickly calculate how much of the real me I can share before I either scare them away or get myself committed.

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    Haru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the phone. Return it to the apple store

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, can't be me. It's just the angle, has to be. Right?

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it make me look like a pug 😭

    BOO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try again later maybe it was the time

    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just learned from a past post that the default front-facing camera on an iPhone is a slightly wide lens, soooooo. Yeah.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips: check, water with flavoring: check, bed: check, phone: ...damn where's my phone??

    Klondike Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is especially true for monkeys who throw metaphorical sh!t at each other in political arguments.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are sadly mistaken if you think I'm answering that phone call.

    Red Lotus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn off your internet. That's what my mom does when she doesn't want to talk that person at that time.

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    Ese
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason why my favorite song is my ringtone

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why I never, ever reply, "Nothing." Generally, I'll go with, "Right in the middle of something. What's up?"

    LynnSynn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just no. Look at the screen and enjoy your cool ring tone.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what the problem is.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man got 'em with the bait text. "Welllll I wasn't busy but now I am" one hour later.

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    3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money may not buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not having to stress about your bills must help too!

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    laura lee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studies show, it actually does. You're happier when you're not homeless broke sick and hungry, go figure

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only people who have money say this. If you have money, you have more time than the average person...more time to figure out what makes you happy and to pursue it.

    Carole G.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $ can't buy happiness, poor can't buy anything : (

    Duane Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty buys nothing.. so what's your point?

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I interest you in absolutely nothing instead?

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want it, can I have it?

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a correlation between money and and happiness until a person has enough money to ensure a life which is financially stable. I you have enough money that you don't have to worry about losing your home, not eating, etc, any increase in wealth will not be correlated with any increase in happiness. A middle class person is generally happier than a poor person. However, a wealthy person is generally not happier than a middle class person. A person may think that owning private jet would be fun, but they aren't unhappy because they cannot afford a private jet. However, a person who cannot afford a home would be happier if they could afford to buy a home.

    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys distractions from sadness

    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my resting face. I go around looking at everything like really

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move this item up. It doesn't buy happiness but it helps remove some - no a LOT - of troubles and anxieties. Been there and know this.

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    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can ask one of my friends I didn't talk to her for like 3 months now I'm practically annoying her on a daily basis

    Curly Q
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but that's literally my little sister

    DarkenedSoul36
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you spend the next 10 years thinking about it.

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do this, instead I just stop talking to them for a bit because I feel like an annoyance and a weight on their shoulders. No warning or explanation.

    BOO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goodbye 5 mins later goodbye 5 more mins later goodbye

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    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you weren't embarrassed, it means you didn't grow.

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yeah, give it time bud...

    Sassawrasse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing this in my late teens through my 20s would have saved me a lot of trauma!

    Brandie Litchfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always like let's jump ahead to where you hate me cuz I don't have time for your drama.

    Curly Q
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't even shown you my collection of antique chastity belts yet.

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they don't react like you wanted and you're suddenly uncomfortable and disappointed.

    Clearly sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I send a bunch to my teenage son sometimes just to annoy him. Payback for leaving dirty dishes and clothes around.

    Maisie Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally did this yesterday lol

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . I swear I'm not in this, please believe me . . .

    Curly Q
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helicopter parents be like:

    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me blaming the education system for all the stupid ways teacher aides are treated them getting abused mentally and physically by kids the doing nothing about it and their stupidly low pay rate (my mums a teacher aide)

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if ur naturally smart and u go ur whole life doing well on tests without studying and don't ever learn how to study and school eventually gets harder but u keep up the same techniques because that's all u know and u become a burnt out person who's failing classes all of a sudden what do u expect

    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do that with my math test... I forgot what a mean was

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step back a little they might see you!

    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can get drunk at home for a fraction if the price.

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another Friday night listening to upbeat dance music about going to raves, doing drugs, and staying out all night while I drink herbal tea and play video games at home.

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's so much better. Peace and quiet, do what I want, wear what I want, no one judges me for not brushing my hair or putting on makeup, no bra needed, I can go to bed early if I want to and no one will try to make me stay at a party I'm not enjoying. Most importantly: NO OTHER PEOPLE

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol imagine falling for a guy that isn't even into guys, couldn't be me...

    Ese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been seeing your comments lately and now I feel I know you in person. Lol

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro an ex was like this. She'd interrogate me every time I talked to her and say I was lying, then get all upset because of the stuff she made up in her mind.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not healthy and u should probably work through some issues

    Carter Maggard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me before and there was no explaination.

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    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Michael Bell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who goes to bed fully made up like that??

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadistic. Eliminate them from your life.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this gave me anxiety..

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    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. But it's childlike. Not childish.

    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes for literally everyone on the planet.

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't love any of them, we are all bent on destroying each other's lives.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about 34? B/c that one is just......well, you know.

    Cal the dragon!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personalities deserve equal love 😔

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    Klondike Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not now, mom! I’m trying to be a duck making a teenage girl face.

    Deth Invictus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpongeBob is independently wealthy and only works because he wants to. Prove me wrong.

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    Haru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping phone on silent=happy

    Beruthiel45
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in bed. Upstairs with door shut and hearing aids on the dresser. Phone in basement plugged in and turned off. Me in bed. Watching YouTubes on my TABLET! Phone evil, tablet good. 💕

    Victoria D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I just block their number, such freedom!

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh?

    Isa Bella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are/were mobile phone with 2 SIM card slots. So when this person was lonely, justcalled him-/herself.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compliments are a fair start. As long as it's something she has had choice and control over. "Hi, I like how you've done your hair" is a million times better than "Hey, nice tits!" Stick to something noticable from a distance (hair, jacket, etc), rather than something that requires being up close and personal to see (don't mention her necklace or earrings unless they're literally jangling and the size of her head). If there is nothing you can comfortably compliment without awkwardness, stick to the neutral - is she reading a book you've read, or would like to read? And if you're still drawing a total blank, pull a page from the British and make a generic statement about the weather. Most important of all: *accept rejection*. She doesn't owe you a conversation (although if you've been neutral and non-creepy, asking if she can pass you a napkin and she scorns or ignores you, says more about her than you). Confidence without arrogance also works wonders. Finally, it takes practice!

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are still some girls who don't want to have a conversation at all.

    Haru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do it, asking for a friend

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Mark Ruffalo the one they immediately go to

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had learned this 40 years ago...

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the sound quality is horrible because their siblings yelling in the background

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    Heather Resatz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya wtf is going on with her finger/lip???

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I wasn't the only one, I thought something was in my water...

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't look quite right.

    JMP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. there is nothing wrong with this pic. You are all having a stroke and need to seek medical attention.

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