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45 Delusional And Ridiculously High Dating Standards That Show Exactly Why Finding Love Is Hard
Ridiculous dating standards have become increasingly prevalent in today's complex dating landscape. From demanding and meticulously curated dating app profiles like Tinder to expecting a partner to fulfill an exhaustive checklist of physical, emotional, and financial criteria, these standards often overshadow genuine connections in a world that is already too dependent on technology.
For a lot of people, such unrealistic expectations can lead to disillusionment and missed opportunities for actually meaningful relationships, as the pursuit of perfection overshadows the beauty of embracing imperfections and discovering genuine compatibility between two people. That being said, it's crucial to strike a balance between having standards and boundaries that reflect personal values and being open to the unpredictability of love and human connection.
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#1
He Had A Date With Destiny, And She Ordered The Lobster
MR 2 years ago
Why was he trying to go out with her again if she was so vapid and talking about other guys?
Couragetcd 2 years ago
He didn't, she asked him out and still expected him to pay for her 😂
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Raelene Christie 2 years ago
Oh dude you're my hero! I'm a woman who.grew up.in.the 70's and 80's and worked as soon as I could pass for 16, thank.goodness it was so hard to follow up and my Grandpa was my reference. I started working as waitress age 13 and a few nights i.would work at a local nightclub too. I was the youngest of three girls to a single Mum who struggled for money and I'd I wanted new clothing instead of hand me downs, which by age 14 were too.small for me as I was taller had bigger boobs and hips. I however learned a lesson very early that for some people buying me dinner ment that sex was a given, I had to fight off a charter member of the wondering hand society and came off feeling violayed. After that I always paid for myself and found my way too and from dates and this was at age 15. I believe that agirl should always cover her own cost and please don't be a pig and order the most expensive items or the menu/wine list it just makes you look like a nasty Hilfiger this applies to all genders an
Bored Batgirl 2 years ago
I don't understand why he asked her out again if she was talking about wanting to make out with other men on the date.
Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 years ago
he didn't ask her out the first time, she asked him.
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#2
Enough Said
EmbersAreOut 2 years ago
🎶You don't get to pick and choose different a*s and bigger B00bs, If my eyes are brown or blue!!🎶
two-sided llama 2 years ago
this aint build a b***h a b***h im filled with flaws and attitudes so if you need perfect im not the one for you
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WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago
“I do investment banking at Wells Fargo” -he’s the coffee boy-
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Ew it just makes me cringe so badly..."get ready my personality list is longer"
#3
The Beard Stays, But You Can Leave
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Wise words to live by. Although I'd shave my beard when the temperature gets too hot to handle but good for the guy.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Right, as your choice cuz it's your hair. Not for some random online
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Crescent 3 2 years ago
Upvote because it made me laugh out loud. As a history buff, this hits on a couple of levels: 1. It's a nice paraphrase of a real Franklin quote; and, 2. Ben was a notorious poon-hound. Well Done!
Diana Wilcox 2 years ago
Good for him. Your hair is your hair, wherever it grows and whatever your gender. Do with it what YOU want.
nancy 2 years ago
Good for her for expressing her preference of no beards, and good for him expressing his preference of keeping his beard. It's better than trying to change him after they've started dating.
Min 2 years ago
If his physical appearance is a deal breaker, why match with him at all? Just move on!
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Trish 2 years ago
Trying to change him, right out of the gate. #Ireallylikebeardsbutifyoudon'thaveonethat'scool
Duckie Measles 2 years ago
It slipped past BP censors!!! I might swoon from seeing a "naughty" word.
Despite the standards that come with modern relationships, did you know that there is actually a subcategory for certain dating requirements? For example, the “Six-Six-Six” rule! Some people joke about finding someone who has at least a six-figure salary, is six feet tall, and has six-pack abs. And hey, while it's fine to have preferences, demanding all three can eliminate many potential partners who might be a perfect fit in other, more important ways.
#4
I Hate These Apps
UpupaEpops 2 years ago
I know this kind of girl isn't the kind, but just for the fun: -Debt/income ratio as of last fiscal date: 3%. Are you open to negotiating C-cups? Can offer B. - Will take "B" in exchange for 5ft 8. - Basically 6. Will take it.
Bidango Smith 2 years ago
There are too many girls watching the Real Housewives of ... whatever ... and it shows.
Cloudberry 2 years ago
Haha! People really think they're going shopping, forgetting there's another human being at the other end...
#5
Not Sure If Red Flag
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Isn't......isn't that what a date is for? To get to know someone?
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Sort of, but asking someone how many people they've dated can really be a red flag, in some cases. On top of that, dating is like getting all these questions answered after finding out if personalities match, or while finding that out. This was kind of a LOT all at once. I'd feel more interrogated, than spoken to, if all this was asked at once.
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Nicole Weymann 2 years ago (edited)
OT, but my inner grammar/orthography nazi is wondering how much time she saved by skipping every single question mark in that list - especially given that her spelling looks fine otherwise.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Audi and I batted all the question marks under the sofa.
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Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
This feels like she has the list ready in her phone and just copy pasted the message...
#6
Where Do I Sign Up
Power puff scientist 2 years ago
some people are wild. just looking for friends that pay my bills.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
"I'm looking for a sugar daddy that I don't have to have sex with" good effing luck
Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
Yes, where can I find one??? I've been saying that for years, I need a sugar daddy with no sugar!
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ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
I wonder if she’s thought of being an influencer or starting her girlboss MLM?
nm 2 years ago
Relationship is like a partnership. With what Aniyah will contribute? Her non-existing brains?
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
I don’t wanna have anything to do with you… I just want to mooch off of you
Oh, and since we are talking modern, have you ever thought about your social media presence? In case you didn't know, there are people who are expecting their potential date to have an Instagram-worthy life or a certain number of followers. This in turn can overshadow real-life interactions and the authentic moments that make relationships so meaningful to us in the first place.
#7
Yup
LovingKnuckle 2 years ago
I thought it was tîtty. I didn’t know it was tiddy with with double d’s
Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
I think it can be spelled both ways, like color vs colour
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#8
"Hi There, I'm A Red Flag. Date Me"
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago (edited)
Is being religious and wanting to wait until marriage really a red flag? Like I know a lot of people who are deeply religious are homophobic/transphobic just like how a lot of people who are deeply patriotic are conservative, but like I’m religious and I’m not homophobic (quite the opposite lol) and not sure where I stand on like waiting for marriage and stuff :/
Luíza Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
I really don't see a problem with being religious, following your religion's precepts and wishing to know if a possible partner does it too. So, for me at least no red flags. What makes me MAD is when one doesn't follow the precepts and demands the other to. My friend's boyfriend gave her an ultimatum: either have sex or he would leave her. She chose her faith and believe me, the poor thing suffered a lot. After 3 months he says it was a test to check if she was a "good girl', she passed and he "decided" to marry her. Detail, he had had sex with dozens of different girls and had a child out of wedlock. I couldn't believe it when she married him. Come on, girl, you deserve better.
Load More Replies... Bored Batgirl 2 years ago
How to become a true crime episode: let a stranger pick you up at home.
RajunCajun 2 years ago
I wish more people were up front like this. that way we don't waste time figuring it out ourselves
Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
She's in the wrong place. Find a site that aligns with your values or one that matches people based on shared values. Don't go to the meat market looking for carrots
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WoodChuckCouldChuck 2 years ago
Unless it’s for an employee ID, taking yourself to a photographer to just have a professional solo portrait is a red flag off the bat. Photographers should be required to report anyone who shows up for that… they need to be on a list.
Another thing that is rather common when it comes to dating standards is simply expecting someone to have no romantic history. Not only is that unrealistic but it also denies the growth and experiences that past relationships often bring to the table between two people who want to form something deeper.
#9
Trying To Get A $100 Minimum Dinner On A First Date
tw 72 2 years ago
Yeah. "Many first dates" and she's not worth a second date
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hitex 2 years ago
Am I the only one who preferred cheap dates & go 50/50 on a 1st date with a dude?? I didn't feel obligated to give affection if we didn't hit it off...this girl belongs on sugardaddies
UpupaEpops 2 years ago
In my culture the man pays. If a woman offers to pay her share on a first date, it's to signal that she's not interested in a second date. We are just not very direct I guess.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago (edited)
Does she think that's something to brag about? Usually the mutt that stays in the shelter the longest is cuz they're diseased, stupid, and anti-social.
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago (edited)
Don’t compare her to a mutt! A mutt is cute and could become your best friend if you want it to be. Her on the other hand…
Load More Replies... Bidango Smith 2 years ago
LMAO - If all you're having is first dates...then the problem really is you. Poor, sweet summer-child, so lacking in self awareness.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
I like a first date to be a coffee date... and see where it goes from there. Buy your own $100 dinner and enjoy it on your own...
#10
Quite An Intro
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
It's not high dating standards, he wasn't interested in someone with kids in the first place and wanted to be an a*s and give harsh remark.
Bonesko 2 years ago
When I was dating, I preferred that he didn't have kids. Nothing wrong with it, it just made me uncomfortable. But damn seriously? That's gotta be a joke!
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
The problem is not that she had children. The problem is that Aaron's mother did.
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
Would I be willing to give up my children to date you? Um… hell no! And you’re a lunatic for asking the question
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Imagine the conversation with CPS. "Hi, I want to give my kids up for adoption. This online guy will only date me if I don't have kids."
Per-Ole Sjuve 2 years ago
That is the bare minimum one should expect from a single mother to do. /s
#11
A Friend Started App Dating... Incel Ensued
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
These people shouldn't be ridiculed. They should be thanked for being direct and praised their honesty and declined further dating. Otherwise they will finally change their ways and hide how f****d up they are and will finally find some victim whom they will be able to control. This way everyone's warned and can back easily before any harm is done :)
Jonny Man 2 years ago
You know, there are healthy ways to have a Daddy kink... and then there's this.
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Sven Horlemann 2 years ago
I mean. This is helpful. To know that up front. To never meet in the first place.
Matthew Thompson 2 years ago
The poor grammatical structure of the series is offending me as well.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Right! I could never be controlled by someone with poor grammar! 😂
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
something tells me he is going to be looking for a Russian mail order bride.
SuperChicken 2 years ago (edited)
As Jadzia Dax once said, "you have to realize there are some things in life you can't control. And one of them is me." 🤭
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Is it just me, or did that conversation ( from his side ) look somewhat " scripted" ?? Almost as if it's normal behaviour for him?? No prizes for guessing what his dad is like....
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Father figure? How does he not realize that is an instant turn-off to most girls? Most girls don't associate fathers with sexy.
#12
Bullet Dodged
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
"Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Dating someone else."
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
When you live in the year 2023 but you take your dating advice from Boomers. 🤦🏾♀️
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
Unique trait? Im willing to entertain you for another 4 minutes and 27 seconds. Your turn, why should I give you more time, whats so special about you?
#13
She Dodged A Bullet With This Sociopath
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
"the kind of guy I'm looking for would say... remarkably less sociopathic things." yeah that's an understatement. yeesh.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago (edited)
Where do they get these weird ideas... incel websites you say?
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Wow, the opportunities he creates...So I'm guessing that on nights he is out with his friends, she is expected to be sitting quietly at home, waiting for him to give her the chance to do something? Yikes!
#14
Unsolicited Feedback From My Sisters Date. Spent The Whole Time Talking About How Smart He Is, And Ordered A Kids Meal At Lunch
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
No, a "women". He obviously was at the head of his class and therefore able to be choosy, lol.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
So women should just be homeless and starve until you deign to support them? Enjoy dying alone.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
I wish we could introduce this lady to the guy in med school at the top. Even if just to show them both that nice, regular people do exist in the dates ng pool. Give them some hope.
Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
Yes, and this guy might be a good fit for Miranda
Load More Replies... Id row 2 years ago
Unfortunately, there's a lot of women out there who would jump at the idea of depending on a man for money. I don't know how they live with themselves.
Rain Anderson 2 years ago
Fr, the amount of women I know like that literally disgusts me .
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SuperChicken 2 years ago
Beng an independent woman? Oh, heck no! We are not allowed to be one. /s 🙄
#15
The Absolute Audacity... Do People Actually Fall For This?
Diana Wilcox 2 years ago
We found the solution for unsolicited d*** pics! Send them all her way!
Walter Brameld 2 years ago (edited)
It's funny how 95% of the occurrences of "I couldn't care less" is someone correcting someone else who just wrote "I could care less".
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vennyp0o 2 years ago
She contradicks herself in her first two sentences. Morons to the left please.
Eric G 2 years ago
This actually sounds like a blackmail scam. If someone sends the pics, then that scammer threatens to show it to all that person's Facebook friends and coworkers unless they pay money.
Jason Doakes 2 years ago
I must say, 5.5" is quite a reasonable demand. It's below average actually. Compared to the crazy 6ft+ demands, this is not a red flag to me at all. The assertiveness might scare, but I like people who have clear and reasonable expectations.
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
Sorry, sir. Your dlick is .0001 centimeters too short. You're not worthy.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
It's mostly that it's MAXIMUM 5.5 too, apparently, or discomfort ensues. So, a bit niche.
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
If ever there was an incentive for the USA to switch to metric surely d*ck measurements would be it. The numbers sound much more impressive (plus you won't have to deal with those pesky fractions of an inch, so vital in this case)
#16
I Need .. I Need... A Mother
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
You poor child. Do you really think your mother is going to teach anyone how to take you away from her? Think, could there be a reason why she hasn't raised you to adulthood?
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Oh, mom might be delighted if someone finally took him off off her hands.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Is there an island where creeps like this can go marry their mothers and stay right there, on their island, all be creepy together, and not make the rest of us sick to our stomachs?
marcelo D. 2 years ago
how about he goes to his mom and learns to take care of himself and not be a child
tw 72 2 years ago
Exactly. How can he possibly think that would be attractive to a woman?
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sharyn turnicky 2 years ago
Do little pink fairies and purple unicorns live in your mythical world too?
Per-Ole Sjuve 2 years ago
If a date is 350$ just to meet (as per the post a little higher up), then what is the cost of having a woman intern for 6 months to a year?
#17
Feel Like I Dodged A Bullet Here
Michelle M 2 years ago
This! It grinds my gears when people don’t use proper punctuation and capitalize as needed. Most keyboards automatically switch to capital letters after a full stop or exclamation mark. I often wonder why they default to lowercase before typing again. 🤦🏽♀️
Weasel Wise 2 years ago (edited)
My FIL: no capitalization, zero punctuation. I love him but his texting makes my eye twitchy.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
FYI: the first post's time is "Yesterday 7:56 PM". Correct capitalization implies that taxpayer money wasn't entirely wasted on the person's education.
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
I mean, I don’t use capitalization unless autocorrect does it for me or I’m feeling “formal”, but it’s called proper grammar. And why would you take more time to uncapitalize letters autocorrect just capitalized? 🤦♀️
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
i usually don't type with caps either but it's weird to call that out as if it's a red flag or something.
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
It is for a lot of people. It speaks to a certain education and career path, maybe? I just know that if the 12 emails I composed this AM weren’t capitalized and punctuated properly, I’d be out of a job. So, it’s habit for me and I make the assumption it’s habit for my peers. I’ve no issue with people typing literally like a chimpanzee (who typically capitalize & punctuate), but I assume they’re just too vastly different from me. It’s my bias. I’m aware of that. It make me fear I’m going to hear “whenever” used to refer to a specific time in the past. Sapiosexuality is a real thing.
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#18
That’s What We Call A Miscalculation
Per-Ole Sjuve 2 years ago
He should ask her to put them up for adoption, like the braintrust at #1.
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
I think most men are tired of broke women too - expecting the men to pay for them...
Michael Largey 2 years ago
If we assume that mom isn't coming back until the next morning, it's somewhat more reasonable.
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Susan Green 2 years ago
She wants him to pay for everything plus $250 for a babysitter and justifies it by saying you’re the man right? If any man doesn’t treat her as equal though, she will probably be angry about that too.
Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
She's gross... doing him a favor being up front, I guess
Load More Replies... 𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
How is HE broke when #1: he was putting up a what looks to be expensive date for them, and #2: she’s the one that can’t pay for the babysitter in the first place! Smh
Bart 2 years ago
It's a known scam they pull, do this twice a week and you got yourself a nice bit of extra cash at the end of the month...
Load More Replies... Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Im trying to decipher "you're than man right?" With several disturbing possibilities
#19
Easy Tattoo Fix
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Golden. Great comeback. I laughed out so loudly, I hope I didn't wake-up my neighbors.🤣
Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago
No doubt she just had a great sense of humor. Wasn't being serious.
Some Weirdo 2 years ago
They get back together and he changes it again to "I love Krystal, meth is a drug." Lol
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
I'm surprised she didn't also insist that the tattoo of her name be on the guy's forehead
#20
Why Are People Like This?
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
Don't you love when the crazy don't hide it and you can easily avoid them without realizing they're crazy much later?
Ritchat 2 years ago
"Ladies, am I missing anything else?" Yes actually, on behalf of sane women everywhere, please leave us out of your delusions.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Too classy for her. She's looking for a plastic money clip 😂
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Some People On Here Are Wildin
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
Every time a woman ask about height needs to be asked about weight in return.
Janner Wingfeather 2 years ago (edited)
I’m a 6’1” female, so I find it funny when these ridiculous height expectations come from short women. What do you need a tall man for, you shrimp?
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
I'm 5'4 in shoes, I'd get bored of talking to his bellybutton all the time lol
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I really don't understand the height thing, it's so stupid.
Superninjatiger 2 years ago
People prefers different things, nothings wrong with that.
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
I think my husband is the only guy I ever dated that was not more than a foot taller than me. I always wished they were shorter, it made just walking and holding hands difficult. But, since I dated based on personality and humor, the height thing just kept happening
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
I had a student who described her height as "Five foot two - in four inch heels".
Purplescales 2 years ago
These aren’t thinking clearly, the contortionist moves required for someone a foot and four inches taller than you to kiss you is pretty painful
#22
Your Phone Says A Lot About You
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
And again, crazy revealed themselves early. Just got to be happy it's so early.
Power puff scientist 2 years ago
i always assumed this was just funny joke conversations people made up bit this week a female friend told me she doesn't date anyone who doesn't have an iphone because they are not trustworthy... like...how good is apples advertising if they manage to convince people that people with other phones are not even worthy of dating... then again i get it. I'm a coca cola man, would never date someone that orders pepsi /s.
Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
I don't know, I'm a water woman, I wouldn't date someone that orders Coca Cola /s.
Load More Replies... ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
My personal iPhone was $1400 and my work Samsung was $1600. She’s just ignorant.
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Apple will be in history books for their psychological fuckery that has people talking like this lmao
Jonathan MacFarlane 2 years ago
You hath not appeased the Apple gods. You will be stripped from ALL RELATIONSHIPS YOU ARE IN, THOU PEASENT!
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
Read and weep... the posts I am composing using a Motorola android phone that I bought for half price... on a cheap SIM only plan.
#23
I-
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
#5?!?! Did he just add to his list of criterion that he requires ràpè in his relationship?!?!? 😳
Couragetcd 2 years ago
He doesn't want to put in that kind of effort. He just wants her to allow access to her body at all times. 🤢
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
C'mon, his requests are genuine and real. Genuinely dumb and real sh*tty, like him to be precise.
Kelly Scott 2 years ago
I don't even cook and clean for myself unprompted. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it for someone else.
Bidango Smith 2 years ago
As if the list wasn't red-flag enough, he had to be bad a grammar too? "does she forgoing hanging..." What?
Christian Golden 2 years ago
Markers of abusers include sexual entitlement and eliminating communication between victims and their friends. Run. Like. Hell.
#24
Tell Me You Don't Go Outside Without Telling Me You Don't Go Outside
C.S. E. 2 years ago
Wait wait wait. Has never thought of a man sexually, but always begging to get filled with his seed? Whaaaaa?
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Don't forget that he wants her to be a child too. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Xenon 2 years ago
It would turn on him and cut his d**k off and choke him with it.
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devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Dafuq did I just read?? A dude like this should just marry that girl in that picture that accompanies his post. Like, didn't a Japanese guy once marry a virtual character or something like that?
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
"Has never thought of a man sexually" That's a lesbian, doofus. Or someone ACE but they aren't gonna f**k you either
Emma S 2 years ago (edited)
He doesn't mind if she gains weight after pregnancy? How good of him. 🤣
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Nope - it's "SHE's allowed not to mind gaining..."
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SoshiDragon13 2 years ago
On the bright side he thinks archery and guns shooting stuff is feminine . . . ? nope still bad. he really let it all out
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The Entitlement
Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago (edited)
In comparison to the "Tell Me You Don't Go Outside..." post, this is almost wholesome...
#26
She Unmatched Soon After, So She Wasn't Joking
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Why is it that in so many of these cases, people lash out at the other person even though that other person said nothing rude or called them names? Such horrible behavior! It's been years since I've dated on the Internet, and I tried my best to be civil if I wasn't interested. Now, when I look at these, I wonder if I'll ever manage to get into online dating again... yeesh...
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
Because they're super insecure. She already shown that by comparing herself with her sister and then become declined, her self worth is super low and that's her defence mechanism to improve her self esteem a little. Such person needs some help and I'm not trying to be spiteful.
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
So....this person should just rent a wedding dress and get a picture next to a cardboard cut out of a stock photo groom for a wedding picture and then get in vitro. Since she clearly does not want a partner with thoughts of their own.
#27
A Real Charmer
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Maybe if "conservative" policies weren't so virulently anti-woman. "Oh, yes. Please subjugate, oppress, and control me," said no woman ever.
Brocken Blue 2 years ago
Agreed, mostly. Sadly there are enough women in the world who will gladly say “please subjugate, oppress, and control those ‘bad’ women… not me though, obviously. I’m a good woman. Completely different thing.”
Load More Replies... Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
"I guess my wife is pretty good." Ahhh, the bar we're all trying to reach.
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
This guy needs a few sharp sticks in his eyes. That would fix him up really nice!
Kelly Scott 2 years ago
I bet if his wife reads this, she'll be sufficiently indoctrinated by the left to leave his sorry a*s.
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
When idiots like him say "indoctrination" its absolutely adorable.
#28
No Response
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
Huh. I didn't realize before that there are (at least) two ways of climbing trees: the one I knew before, and the one I learned from her profile pic.
setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Er, what's wrong with the name? Kyle McLachlan seems to be a real sweetie
vennyp0o 2 years ago
I have to say I love that 'gigachad' has become such a thing... the biggest douchy idiot moron tuckfard I knew in college was named Chad. Icky A.F.
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#29
The 7 Guys In Her City That Meet Those Requirements Are Married, Or Not On Tinder Or Swiped Left Lol
Fat Harry 2 years ago
Ah well, I wouldn't meet her specification as I'm only 6' and definitely not fit. But then she wouldn't meet my specification of being sane, so we're equal.
Dragons Exist 2 years ago
Isn't this the same person from the meth post or just the same name?
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 years ago
Is she sure of what she wants?! The word intermural, which correctly means "between institutions", is a common error for "intramural". The word intramural literally means “within walls” and refers to things that occur within the walls of a school, or things that are self-contained.
rorschach-penguin 2 years ago
I feel her on the bed frame/sheets/pillows thing. Other than that... yeah.
Christos Arvanitis 2 years ago
What a lunatic although I have to agree with her on the bedframe and pillows...
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Ohhhh i figured it out.... i think everyone who reads this will think the same and know to run the hell away
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Alpha Male Waiting, Anyone Ready ?
Henrik Lukas 2 years ago
What is "deep femininity"? Is the answer a girl with uhm 4 ft of femininity? Or is measured in meters?
Chris B 2 years ago
We measure things in washing machines and bananas here in the US. Anything except metric system
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
I'll bet majority, scratch that, ALL that stumbled on his bio chose 'Goodbye'.
vennyp0o 2 years ago
What brand of beer can empties do you think we'd find in the bed of his 1992 Chevy 1500 parked outside his trailer?
#31
Modern Dating
Chriss21 2 years ago
When men say "submissive" do they think it's a good word? Because if someone asked me to be submissive I would be insulted and quite pissed off
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"Submissive" means "The guy is right even when he's wrong. In fact, especially then."
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Binny Tutera 2 years ago (edited)
“Modern dating” is impossible for Neanderthal men like him. Actually, sorry for dissing Neanderthal men.
Amelia Jade 2 years ago
70% chance she can't have kids because she's 35? That is not at all accurate. Where do they get this stuff?
Caroline Nagel 2 years ago
There really are men out there who still think that women are born exclusively to serve them! Gentlemen, it's the 2023, not 1303!
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
It brings me intense joy and deep exhale of relief that "men" like that cant date people.
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
We are witnessing evolution at work. Men who would raise their sons to want a house wife are being removed from the gene pool.
#32
The Beard Within Is Strong With This One
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
The only people that should be responding to this bio are the Police and maybe National Guard.
Duckie Measles 2 years ago
How could such a charming little racist incel be single? He needs to be on a watchlist before he shoots up a place.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Well if this doesn't just scream psychopath between the lines....and in the lines...
Diana Wilcox 2 years ago
Truth be told, I like long-haired nerdy guys. That attitude though? Hard pass.
Anagram margana 2 years ago
What a gem! Please let this be a sad & disturbing attempt at a joke.
Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
That dude is such a turn off my uterus just shriveled up while reading this.
Toothless Feline 2 years ago
That's an amazing amount of neckbeard talk for someone who doesn't have one.
#33
Just It’s Time To Eating Nails Then Because “That’s What Real Men Do”
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
He was probably trying to end the day on a sweet note after dating your sour behind...
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Why TF is so much of the youngest generation enforcing toxic (and, frankly, insane) gender stereotypes?!
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Like there is with any generation, there’s a very present dichotomy that exists between toxic masculinity & misogyny and hypersensitivity & insecurity. The more this gen leans into cancel culture and a certain wokeness that’s forced the term “unalive” the more there is a pushback or rebound on the other side. Tribalism & identity politics form a great deal of this, because the internet and social media is a level playing field. The only way to rise above the status quo and stand out is to identify with something that, indeed, stands out.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
Bring on the chocolate brownies.... heated, with a big scoop of vanilla ice cream
SuperChicken 2 years ago
Coming right up! How about some sprinkles and magic shell on the ice cream?
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
If that was the worst thing about him, then she was an even bigger fool to leave him....if she did the leaving
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
He was only trying to make the best of a slow painful death with you on that date
1LittleGranny64 1 week ago
I’ve been making dessert for my husband and sons for forty years…they haven’t turned into women yet.
Allison B 2 years ago
Seriously?! I love sweets and dessert in general. One of my exes did too. We used to go to small cafes trying a pastry or dessert from each. We'd talk about which one we liked best. This was back in high school. Nowadays we're just good friends but he's a pastry chef (can't remember the actual title) and I always get to try his baking. So it all worked out! 😂
#34
Every Woman Would Be An "Older Woman" When You Act Like An Entitled Child
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Nice to see that he added "United States" to the address. I was seriously hoping the two people were in different countries and got their wires crossed
Marina Rocha 2 years ago
From the get go he wanted her to pick him up. The way he texts is distressing. Specially compared to her. Oh God, I will be single forever
#35
All The Men Making Less Than $500k Are Saved From This Psycho. Win
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
You: Have moneyyyy! Me: Doesn't even know the difference between your and you're.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you're a grown adult and don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you should go back to elementary school, which is where you should have learned it.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Dang you took the words right out of my mouth.
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
If you're a man and you're not using "you're" correctly......
EarthGrowl 2 years ago
Men are more than a paycheck! And women are more than a uterus with feet.
#36
This Is Kinda D**kish Right?
Nina 2 years ago
If he's having that much problems with asking 2 questions in one message, I'm not sure that he's a winner..
Vinny DaPooh 2 years ago
Nah... you're sure he isn't. You can admit it. Lol
Load More Replies... ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Do you think he was tutored in 5th grade? In all three years he spent there?
Some Weirdo 2 years ago
If bro got too overwhelmed by two questions he's gunna have a hard time in a relationship
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago (edited)
Let's hope he doesn't end up chatting with that woman who played Twenty Questions (all at once) in the earlier post. He would [unalive] on the spot
Tamara Augustine 2 years ago
Imagine if he matched with the lady asking 29 questions in a single message
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
Seems like "I cant answer 2 questions on one text message" should be a point in his profile.
#37
Dating In Your 40s
Debbie 2 years ago (edited)
She is sarcastic... the last line is "With all this mentioned [..] why I remain single [...]
Chris B 2 years ago
My guess is it's "idk why I remain single". That would make perfect sense
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Judging my her materialistic post, I'm going with the notion that she likes to wear the skins of other animals. What would be hilarious is if she wanted this rich, exec kinda guy who is constantly dressed as a furry. 😅
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Ham Fright 2 years ago
If your political bent, which seems to define your personality, alienates 95% of people, shouldn't that tell you something?
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
He needs her to have waterfront property (not any inland mansion) so he can spend time in his boat and have a place to crash out. Of course, she is welcome to join him in his boat but only to act as ballast
Purplescales 2 years ago
I’m sure she meant pets not Furries when she says must love fur people, right? Right?
#38
Facebook Dating
Fat Harry 2 years ago
She's looking for educated people that are both Republican and religious? Good luck with that.
Bidango Smith 2 years ago
It's the down arrow that shows there is more on that list that gets me.
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
Lmfao... educated moral republican... good luck the closested gay sociopath she finds is exactly what she deserves
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
So she doesn’t want current or future marijuana users? She’s fine with past ones but not ones who are/are going to use it? 🤨
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
I'd dearly love to know what's on page 2. There is a down arrow! 😱
the_avenging_knight (her/she) 2 years ago
There are 2 guys on planet earth that fit this description and their hopefully far away from this nutjob.
#39
It's The Entitlement For Me
hitex 2 years ago
....ahhh I prefer men without any hair down there, so shave that for me first
RajunCajun 2 years ago
my son started doing that, and he forgets to wipe out the tub so I have to deal with that in the mornings.
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Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
Now, that's not "getting to know you" stage at all, but I have died my hair when my husband asked me to just 'cause he was curious how I'd look with black hair LOL. I was curious too :D
hitex 2 years ago
Totally different...your husband didn't require red hair for a 1st date! You're just trying to keep things spicy in the marriage- that's a-ok!
Load More Replies... Chucky Cheezburger 2 years ago
I bet she prefers a guy whose peeny isn't so short they p**s on their own balls, soooo....
#40
Turns Out Compassion For Others = Incapable Of Satisfying Women
Luke Branwen 2 years ago
Meanwhile alt-right chuds like Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson straight up don't believe in female orgasm since they haven't witnessed it yet.
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
But you know they’ve witnessed each others’. Tactilely.
Load More Replies... C.S. E. 2 years ago
Anyone using the term 'woke' is right up with my distrust of their use of 'snowflake.' My next question is always 'and what does woke mean?' It invariably devolves into the fact that they're insulted by a person who tries to consider the situations and/or feelings of others.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
I'm still trying to figure out what any of that has to do with being "woke." 🤷♀️ Also, we see you Elon, scoping out the next baby mama you're gonna squirt some kids into and leave.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Hey! I'm woke too, as in I woke up this morning and hauled my behind to work on a Friday and it's now after hours. Does that count?
#41
Look At This A**bag
hitex 2 years ago
I'm not body shaming you Bruce but I don't do bushy eyebrows & receding hairlines
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Yeah, save some forehead for the rest of us!
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𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago (edited)
I’m not into insulting people’s appearances, but you’re really ugly /s
Load More Replies... Trish 2 years ago
What's with fat women? Well, if you really want to know, I have to take a medication three x a day so I won't get debilitating migraines. The result is I've gained 90 pounds. Now you have an explanation, so you can f**k off.
Narwhal Blast 2 years ago
I wouldn't ever bother replying to him just by that frown on his face to say he's soooooo cool and manly... while so generic. But I do hope you get better!
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Duckie Measles 2 years ago
This Frankenstein looking m**o shouldn't be judging anyone based off looks
#42
Men Complain About Not Getting Matches But Their Bios Are This…
Trish 2 years ago
No damaged women....welp, that's pretty much all of us, thanks to guys like this.
Duckie Measles 2 years ago
I've never been more happy to be a mentally ill, overweight, non-white woman just so I can trigger this loser with my existence.
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
I’m not overweight(I’m definitely mentally ill and not white tho) but it feels so refreshing to see people get upset over my mere existence 😌
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Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
if you have to constantly remind the world you are an alpha male - you're the weakest one in the bunch. Alpha males don't need to announce they are alpha -
#43
Conservative Men Can Be So Misogynistic That I Can No Longer Tell The Difference Between Reality And Satire
Brainmas 2 years ago
115-125lbs, but a size 12-16 waist? Obviously he's never actually seen a woman's body.
Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
Right?? I'm 120lbs and a size 4-6. He's waaaay off
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago (edited)
Conservative values are all superficial and facade built around self-righteousness and ego; behind closed doors they're not the same person they pretend to be in public.
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
I'm trying to picture this woman....on the smaller side on the top half with lots of junk in her trunk....🤔🤷🏾♀️
Emma London 2 years ago
A 38 year ols looking for a 18-26 years old? Sure, that's not a reg flag at all!
WonderWoman 2 years ago
You can't be catholic and pro2A - they are diametrically opposing views - value life vs taking life
#44
It’s You I Wanna Fill Up Not Your Car Babe
hitex 2 years ago
You could pay for that cup of tea & gas showing your feet on only fans, without a bf
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Some feet may be too gross to garner any income. That she can’t even take the initiative to slay it in the MLM or influencer spheres speaks to either her character or personality.
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
Ta ta then, I'm off to fill my car with 70 quids worth of petrol so I can drive out of your life.
RajunCajun 2 years ago
when did this start becoming a thing. I have never had a girl ask any of this from me.
#45
Average Gen Z Dating Experience
Debbie 2 years ago
I don't get it either....A perfect valid request (if you trust someone)
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Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 2 years ago
Feel bad for him not getting answers but he doesn't realize how lucky he is she noped herself out.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
So he has no idea if you have been kidnapped or what? You just ghost and block
#46
This Girl Wants Almost An Entire Baseball Team Of Kids
Per-Ole Sjuve 2 years ago
She's probably gona end up in the basement of the "Beard within" feller a bit further up.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Does she want to adopt because she wants to stay a virgin forever? Why does she have to use her mom's phone number? How young is she? Does she want to be preyed upon and is sad her councilor didn't?
Emerald Joanna 2 years ago
I feel most guys on this thread would see "virgin" & swipe right before reading the rest...so she has good, albeit crazy, self-promotion
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago (edited)
I appreciate that she's pointing out her own flaws instead of making a list of demands and expectations. Still red flags galore. It's just a nice change of pace from the other horror shows on here.
hwatinternation 2 years ago
"to write a bible about them" Who says that? Why don't you just say book or novel or story or something?
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Magic Skyman people love to mention their textbook any chance they get. It’s not good/bad, just their way of always keeping their faith first.
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Oh Sir, Nobody Will Hit You Up. Don’t Worry
#48
Oof
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Or what about them being the catch and leaving the man because he wasn't? Wait, I forgot, people like him never blame the husband.
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Caroline Kimber 2 years ago
If you were a catch, John, your ex girlfriend wouldn't have left you and you wouldn't be on a dating app!
Lady Miss Pie 2 years ago
Or maybe he left because he was a selfish cheating jerk. Like this guy seems to be.
#49
Apparently Guys Aren't Allowed To But Jokes On Her. I'll If I Want To
#50
I Don’t Know If I’ve Stumbled Across Anyone This Entitled Before
hitex 2 years ago (edited)
I won't put my a** in a car that Costs MORE than $100k - take your cheap one bc I'll think you're making up for something u don't have 🤔
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Finally! I meet all of the qualifications. Now if I could just get over this lifelong affliction with queerness! /s
#51
Oh Boy... That List Is Something Else
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Seems like he’s looking for masturbation fodder. Sadly, that spank bank is gonna stay empty.
JK 2 years ago (edited)
Translation of those points - 1) "i need to make sure you've already had worse dates than the one i intend to take you on". 2) "I'll eye-f**k/chat-up any female with a pulse, including your friends". 3) "let me know what you're after so I can pretend I'm everything you want/make fun of your wants so you'll accept a PoS like me". 4) "I don't do foreplay and I fancy a w*nk so give me a quick workaround for you and I can ad it to my w*nkbank". 5) "I REALLY want a threesome, if you've had one already, it'll be easy for me to wear you down". 6) "need w*nkbank material and ammunition to use against you". 7) "the younger you were = the sluttier you are and the older you are = the more innocent, either way I'll use it to f**k with your head". 8) "I have a small penis, but I want you to tell me it doesn't matter as I can go for a whole 2 minutes!". 9) "see point 7 for similar reference". 10) "I'm racist"
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Oh boy, him and Twenty Questions woman from an earlier post would get on just great!
#52
Ignoring Men Under 6' Has Left Her Single
hitex 2 years ago
I'm 5'4" & so long as he wasn't shorter than me, he was game....& unfortunately these girls get all grumpy cat when they learned I eventually married a guy 6'3" ...bc its more than about height ladies
Clown fish 2 years ago
I'm 4ft 11 if I was with a man 6ft odd it would look like he's taking his daughter out for a little walk!
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
I'm 5'7" (170cm), and I have dated men shorter than me; being the taller one makes me feel like an Amazon, it's great
Littlebunnyfufu 2 years ago
Spouse is 5'2" and I'm 5'7" their loss is my gain.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 2 years ago
What is this obsession with tall men on these dating apps? Then again, I think my idea of it may be skewed because these idiots get more attention that normal people.
#53
She’s Looking For A 6 Foot Tall, Rich Guy, With A Car To Haul Herself And Two Kids Around On Dates... In A Town Of 10,000 People
hwatinternation 2 years ago
"Two sides" Code for: I'm an incredibly toxic person, but you're not allowed to be upset at me about it.
#54
"Nips And Single Mums"
Missy VanWinkle 2 years ago
I had to go look it up -- short for Nippon presumably.
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RajunCajun 2 years ago
nips is not Asians dumb a*s. it's short for Nippon and that literally mean "the sun's origin", that is, where the sun originates, and are often translated as the Land of the Rising Sun.
#55
Straight Males Only!!
#56
Somebody Here Thinks Tinder Is Build-A-B**ch
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
The dude didn't even get the "I identify as an attack helicopter." meme thing right he was trying to throw around
Khall Khall 2 years ago
5'6" but any hair, eyes, and skin tone? That's weirdly specific while being vague. Someone has a sex swing or something with specific measurements.
#57
500 Characters Wasn't Enough For Her List Of Requirements
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Bulldogs are also an extremely unhealthy breed on top of all that, guess she wants it just because it's cute and doesn't care it'll suffer a life long for how deformed humans have made it
Emerald Joanna 2 years ago
What a weird looking concoction of red headed, "so tan" but not too tan, baby faced, husky, hairy, good jawlined, big handed, person is this?! I want to draw a physical representation of such imagery based on this description (PS in NZ there are quite a few red headed tanned people due to the mix of Maori/Scottish ancestory).
V 2 years ago
I'm a kiwi of Scottish and Middle eastern decent. I'm a ginger that gets so tan. I also look very young for my age, but have PCOS so I'm hairy. I'm also a woman, so probably would like my dad more than me, lol.
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
What happened to the good old days of someone just wanting to meet "a sincere genuine guy with a great sense of humour"?
hwatinternation 2 years ago
God, who actually gives a s**t about what fraternity or sorority someone else was in?
#58
Why Are People Like This
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
Those are honestly not awful in comparison to the rest of this thread, but I'll never be able to stand people who can't spell "to" properly. It's 2 letters. Knowing the difference isn't difficult.
#59
People Who Put S**t Like This In Their Tinder Bio
Easily Excitable Panda 2 years ago
She claims to be Ravenclaw, but she believes in Myers-Briggs and astrology?
RajunCajun 2 years ago
I would be more worried about her being true neutral, she would never be able to make up her mind.
#60
You Have Become The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy
#61
No Hookups, But You Must Be A 6’ Handyman?
Easily Excitable Panda 2 years ago
Hear me, fellow Gen Xers: "It's the plumber, he's come to fix the sink!"
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Rose the Cook 2 years ago
If these are examples of the single people currently seeking partners the future of the human race is doomed!
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
None of them mentioned personality. Either to describe themselves or in what they’re seeking.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Their personalities showed themselves in the app. Nothing says shallow quite like someone who specifies shoe size, lol.
Load More Replies... Poison Ivy/Boo 2 years ago
JFC.....what is wrong with ppl??? If anything happens to my other half, I will stay single the rest of my days! I'm not taking a dip in any of these gene pools!!!
Scotira 2 years ago
I was just thinking the same! If my husband should die before me, I'll just get a ton of cats and be done with dating 🤣
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TheDag 2 years ago (edited)
I'll give you a life tip folks delete these apps and just go outside. You will feel 100% better than whatever hot mess is currently on there ( not everyone but atleast a large portion) . At this point you would probably have just as much luck climbing a munroe or a big hill and just shouting "I'm Single" ....at the very least your echo will give you a reply
Rose the Cook 2 years ago
If these are examples of the single people currently seeking partners the future of the human race is doomed!
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
None of them mentioned personality. Either to describe themselves or in what they’re seeking.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Their personalities showed themselves in the app. Nothing says shallow quite like someone who specifies shoe size, lol.
Load More Replies... Poison Ivy/Boo 2 years ago
JFC.....what is wrong with ppl??? If anything happens to my other half, I will stay single the rest of my days! I'm not taking a dip in any of these gene pools!!!
Scotira 2 years ago
I was just thinking the same! If my husband should die before me, I'll just get a ton of cats and be done with dating 🤣
Load More Replies... TheDag 2 years ago (edited)
I'll give you a life tip folks delete these apps and just go outside. You will feel 100% better than whatever hot mess is currently on there ( not everyone but atleast a large portion) . At this point you would probably have just as much luck climbing a munroe or a big hill and just shouting "I'm Single" ....at the very least your echo will give you a reply
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