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Many people only feel fulfilled when they are around others. They could talk for days, have friends over forever, and can virtually go crazy if they need to be alone.

To the introverts’ ears, however, silence is the best music. Their biggest existential dread is crowds of people and they will do everything to stay away from them. Luckily, unbeknownst to our dear fellow extroverts, way too many people prefer to be left alone.

This Instagram page titled “Antisocial Memes” is a safe place to celebrate your introvert side, and chuckle at painfully relatable memes that sum up everything, including being awkward around people, that they go through every day.

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The_Tired_Artist
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

however, the extroverts found this and changed the locks before you could unlock it.

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Susan Green
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent. I like you Skeletor, just don’t call me.

LeeAnne B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever has the temerity to actually call me instead of texting like a normal person (so that I can ignore it as long as possible) deserves a visit from Skeletor.

Lia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

....how did I not think of this??

Passerby
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, does "I am about to die" work too? I do feel like dying if the other person talks long enough.

Mistiekim
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stupidly rooted for He-Man as a child……

Spocks's Mom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I a bad person for doing this for years? I had a "friend" tell me to start charging my phone.

Mike Fitzpatrick
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes I will charge my phone but I can't talk on it while it charges... checkmate!

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BluEyedSeoulite
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget to put it in airplane mode for a while afterwards. You can turn on wifi while in airplane mode

spamton (she/they)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha this is so funny please let my family out of the basement please i beg you

Lil Potato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

will try, come back for results

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    LittleWombat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house isn't a castle, but if I found a fellow introvert guy who loved me and my cats and wanted to live with us, THAT would be my fairy tale and happy ending!! (Especially if he loved sitting around in sweats eating double-cheese pizza!!!) 💕💕

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be a continent away, but sign me up! Introvert (Asperger), cats, cheese, and loafing: check.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should go one step further and build a moat (and raise the drawbridge)

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL I would love to be the guy who took care of the litter boxes if I could live in the basement there. I love Enya, I love Kitties. That has to be someone's job right?

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have great acoustics in her castle. Perfect for a voice as angelic as hers.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I imagining here with a huge pile of banknotes in the middle of a room? I think she probably keeps her fortune in the bank like normal people. LOL

    David Wilkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Manderley Castle and was built in 1840, in what is now Ireland's (and one of Europe's) most exclusive neighbourhoods...price of property here easily exceeds many Hollywood and Beverley Hills prices. Bono's residence is about 300 meters away and The Edge also lives in the area, as does movie director Neil Jordan...Van Morrison had a house there up to recently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manderley_Castle

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already living like this, except without the castle or the money.

    marcelo D.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many servants live with her while she loves alone in a castle? Or does she herself see to the castle?

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine Enya vacuuming the castle,and when she gets to the last room,she can start all over. And washing the curtains. And going to the store by a horse.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving is also my favorite thing to do at school. My second favorite is lunch.

    Chris Hooley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiest isolated, single event of my life: Walking out of the gate after my final exam, knowing I never had to go back.

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't an introvert's comment. That's what every kid thinks. :P It is also the best part of going to work!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kids, some years later the same will be for work

    Don't Talk to Me
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    2 years ago

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    Lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, kid. Me too...

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    To find out how exactly introverts' minds differ from extroverts’, previously Bored Panda spoke with Helen Marlo, a licensed clinical psychologist and Jungian psychoanalyst who provides psychotherapy, psychoanalysis, and consultation.

    Helen, who is also a Professor of Clinical Psychology and the Department Chair at Notre Dame de Namur University, said that the key difference between introverts and extroverts “is in the characteristic and distinctive ways they direct and use consciousness and, consequently, how their attitude of consciousness impacts their psychic energy.”

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    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people see you've read their message and decide to call you as you're typing a reply. Ugh.

    Inkedshieldmaiden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I get a message asking if someone can call me my stomach instantly drops

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played my friend, well played

    Kristy Palmer-May
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hate talking on the phone. Texting is so much easier

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno -- But when someone asks me if they 'can' do something, I always answer, "I don't know! CAN you?"

    moo mooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got to make sure of that first 😒

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    Lia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme hurt my feelings, and it hurts to think about how relatable this is.

    Kristin Malliet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already know my comment here will be lame

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I just had a mental breakdown this is too soon

    Irreverent 1
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feelings? The only one I let the world see is frustration. The rest are far too powerful, even for me

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found it! https://www.forever21.in/p/too-close-graphic-windbreaker-324204.html

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    Mike
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come in extra large print that can be more easily read from, oh I don't know. How about from across the room. For a start.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The writing is to small... very much to small.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great jacket, if you want people getting close enough to read the jacket, which defeats the point of the jacket. To be effective, the font has to be around twice as large.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this saying in T-shirt form too - you can proudly display your introvertism in multiple seasons of the year

    jenjie.newt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently sharing an office while my building is remodeled. I need this

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    “An individual who becomes energized when their consciousness is oriented towards internal sources exhibits a more dominant introverted attitude while an individual who is energized when directing consciousness to external sources exhibits a more dominant extroverted attitude,” Marlo told us.

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    The psychoanalyst explained that introverts obtain more gratification from sources inside themselves. “They are typically described as more introspective, reflective, solitary, and oriented towards individual pursuits,” she said some time ago.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First pic: me around my casual acquaintances/classmates. Second pic: me around the extrovert who randomly adopted me

    Tim Gearing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then go home and worry about the interaction for hours and hours.

    MyLittleVee-Vees!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. When I'm surronded by people I don't know i'm quiet and keep to myself but when I'm near my friends I'm chaotic and funny

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    Tall Tomatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im why doest she have an open bottle of pepsi and an open can of coke

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She likes Coke, but all the cats are "Pepsi generation".

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    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add two dogs and my perfect night!

    Esme Love and Squalor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def looks like the best plans. I’ve reached the age where I’m not embarrassed to embrace such choices re my weekend plans

    Anna Demkovych
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming out is waaaaay too scary, I would rather stay in the closet

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the friend that did the invite and saw this as the response, I’d cancel the plans and ask if I could come over

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    Shelley DuVal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you misheard the one lyric until someone you know corrects you.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had this moment last night. And I had another moment like that last year. There was a song I had been looking for for 25 or so years. Absolute euphoria.

    Kiwi Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! There is a song from 2002 I’ve been trying to find and never have. It’s to the point where I’m afraid that if I ever find it, it won’t be as great as I remember, so maybe the memory is better than the reality would be

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    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's even more satisfying. Find lost instrumental music. It took seven years. It wasn't anywhere, not even on youtube. The records were not sold anywhere, not even digitally. It was as if the whole artist had disappeared. I originally heard it on a site that no longer exists. Half a year ago it had appeared on YouTube. One solved, many more to find.

    sturmwesen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why old school music stores are important. Just humm it, name a few instruments et voila

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    Tall Tomatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who needs interacteractions, sex, sleep, or logic when you can stay up all night finding the song

    Kimba
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering that one lyric during sex also kills the mood a lite bit. 😕

    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine finding out the song's name, shouting 'YES!!!' and your partner thinking you just c*m

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    Tambot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. This is pure satisfaction. I did this with a song I remembered when I was 11 years old, I'm 43 now.

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I finally found it. On a song sheet in a university library!

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep well I had 4 words to go on now I post the link to the song on the comments for other people trying to find the little bit of song at the end of the one they just listened to

    Jake B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years. Then I heard it, more years…..finally iTunes got it. It’s from the 1970’s. So yeah…. I get this.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supercalifragil... Please help me find this song BP!

    mentaLilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supercalifragilisticexpialigetic ! ♡ thats thr Moment i waited for 😃 it's from Mary Poppins :)

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    However, Marlo believes that the common characterizations of introvert and extrovert personalities are often simplified. ”While the personality traits and activities ascribed to introverts and extroverts have some validity, frequently, such characterizations are overgeneralized and simplistic. For example, a frequent overgeneralization is that extroverts are not introspective or reflective while introverts are not social nor relate well to others.”

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, no, I swear I know how to do this, can you please just give me a second to remember something I've successfully done every day for the past 6 years?"

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: Can you please do this job? Me: yes but please don't watch me or I will burn it down

    MrsFettesVette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSS "please don't stand here and watch me do this thing I do several times a day on my own just fine"

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    GenericPanda09
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young I went straight from college to employment in a field that just didn't tolerate any sort of drug use at all... so when I left that, I thought I'd experiment quite a bit with some drugs..... fast forward a couple of years where I found myself smoking a rather fat joint in a coffee shop in Amsterdam just off the square...and I sat there for about an hour and a half after smoking just half a joint truly believing I'd forgotten how to walk properly and so didn't want to risk making a twat of myself by even trying to navigate walking through the 'maze' of tables to the exit door. I smoked the rest of the joint thinking about the problem - which only exacerbated the problem. Good times.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sir are who I aspired to be when I was in my 20's.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL this is so me at work. I hate it. Like, is there not something else you could be doing while you wait for me to finish up the thing you need? Can't the manager just watch me from the cameras?

    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, check this out, I'm learning piano!" *somehow hits four keys at once and forgets what song I'm playing*

    reggieblack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M NOT A LIAR I CAN DO THINGS BUT YOU LOOKING AT ME MAKES MY LEGS SIEZE UO

    Phyllis Turbin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tell the onlookers, "I do my own stunts."

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    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usually takes me a good 6 months or so before I’m comfortable enough to blep

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke of this one is: I'm never comfortable...

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me? I'm great! Totally... great! What? I'm not crying. Why would you say that? Nope, I definitely meant for my eyeliner to smear like that.

    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean there is a tear rolling down my cheek? It was just a few raindrops that happened to land right below my eyes.

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    reggieblack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm fine i lied i'm dying inside

    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm anti-social and I wait tables and this is definitely me afterwards haha

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's exhausting having the wear it.

    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the lamp was a party hat ay first. Still agree tho.

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    While we often believe we’re born introverts or extroverts, the research shows that it depends on a combination of factors: “What we are born with, along with what we experience in life, including influential relationships, our social and cultural world, life circumstances, stressors, and traumas,” Marlo said.

    That being said, being an introvert is not just about avoiding crowds and preferring solitary time. Marlo believes that there are tremendous benefits of being an introverted person. “The consciousness of introverts, relative to extroverts, is more primed to absorb, reflect upon, analyze, endow meaning, and organize external material from fellow human beings as well as the objects of our external world.”

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My life is basically just a constant cycle of these two

    Brodie Bruce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're Drake. You're both of those things.

    Vervelende Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just be you. Don't stop showing yourself to the world: it's the only way to find your soulmates. Don't worry about the people who judge you, if you look close you will see they are not the ones who have the power to touch your soul. Don't let social rejection be an obstacle, but a guideline to lead you away from people not worth investing in. Good luck!

    heather7d@yahoo.com
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don’t talk. People either talk over me, or they just stop listening and my voice just trails off like… (shrugs)

    L. Murphy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every second of everyday since I could speak.

    o_o
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODYS WATCHING ME

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single time. I know the root cause, too.

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    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I never ride with someone to a party, etc. I need a get away car on standby.

    DuchessDegu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh s**t, I'm 100% positive I left my oven on, bye!"

    Sleepy Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that the main reason I usually go to social functions is the promise of free food and not actually the people?

    Thee8thsense
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By then, I'm slinking around the perimeter, looking for the exit.

    Panda Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, find the nearest dog or cat.

    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if i also feel like trash at home

    Joolee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't force myself anymore. I just stay home

    Sarcastic and Proud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was invited to a disco by a friend. It was a bunch of people I never met in one small room with music and balloons. My friend never showed up. In short, had a panic attack, called my dad, he had to drive 2 hours to get me, I stayed in my room till dinner

    Reenzy Bennington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, listen, sometimes I think I should go out and have fun but then I realize that means leaving my bedroom and socializing and pretending that I want to be there, and how much effort that is.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this dog. I also want a miniature cow and an alpaca, but mostly this dog.

    Gozer LeGozerian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has an Instagram: https://instagram.com/bellebows4117?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no contact with the embarrassing things I said five years ago because they are still waiting in a long, long line behind all the embarrassing things I said more than five years ago,

    Bubblegum Witch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I said how high are you instead of hi how are you

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 years ago for me. Make that all my life.

    reggieblack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH GOD OH NO WHY DID I SAY THAT

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever that happens to me I am in physical pain.

    Sanborn Parkhurst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live long enough five becomes fifty. It never stops.

    R Dennis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 years... 30 years... 40...

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    Moreover, introverts help to make our relationships, with others and ourselves, as well as the events of the external world more meaningful. “Introverts enable us to learn from our experiences by inspiring reflection. Moreover, introverted attention fosters creativity, and when met with extroverted consciousness, it inspires innovation,” the psychoanalyst concluded.

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one very social daughter and one introvert. When the introvert lays down an insult or argument, it is pure gold!

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regrets. This always happens when there's a bunch of kids to reprimand but I say something nonsensical and overly-dramatic and now I'm worried they're laughing somewhere at the "Karen" when I had a very valid point to make that just didn't land.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not arguing. I am explaining why I'm right.

    Izzy_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!!!! How do other people do it on the moment???

    MisanthropeCollective
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jerk store called and they're running outta you!

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically me. My brain tends to randomly decide that a random person I barely know is trustworthy and share my whole life story in about 6 minutes, while simultaneously choosing to avoid conversing with extremely trustworthy people I've known most of my life.

    Claudia Conway
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. I'm either quiet and not finding the right moment to say anything, or else telling people my entire life story. Sorry.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life AGAIN. I'll talk and talk about my problems and how awful I feel easily but things I want to make me feel better? No. Too much pressure on the other person to do a small thing to make me happy

    goldyy
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    2 years ago

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    its the headless roach effect

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    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have a problem with this. I stick to oversharing.

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im in this and Im not sure I like it

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually do this? Like, the only people I talk on the phone with are my brother and people my mom tells me I need to thank for birthday gifts.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can solve one issue for you. Instead of saying thank you, send them a thank you card. You get major brownie points for doing something personal that requires a bit of effort and you get to avoid phone calls.

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    Terri Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you busy?" Is always a trap! Pro tip: Anytime someone asks that, Always answer "always, why? Then decide if you can "rearrange your schedule "😂

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus H. Christ. Why do i absolutely love this.

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to stop confusing my free time with my availability...

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a complete introvert. More like an ambivert. I wish more people video called. Well just certain people.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not even a phone person, actually prefers text, but this here I will definitely not pick up

    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I randomly have to go get my cat, my mom's been watching her because she's been getting into fights and doing flips and.... yeah bye

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    The Person
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pictured here and I don't like it.

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am 6.30am on a sunday!

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I have the chance to sleep in I wake up at like 8:30/9 am

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep in about 1/2 hr extra on weekends... just about enough time to compensate for the time I usually wake up early thinking the alarm is going to go off.

    Eleven's eggos
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am happy to report I do not suffer from this problem. I slept until 1:30 pm today. :) Without alarm clocks I would probably sleep 24 hours straight.

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kno what's funnier than hmnt567gdc? Hmnt568gdc

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always remember stupid stuff in class like this pic: imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png imagesqtbnANd9GcRwUCIHTXnxuwYReiPCVCwGLKIdKf-c4lw74QusqpCAU.png

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    "Seriously, wtf are you laughing about?" Meanwhile, in my brain:

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when someone asks what's so funny. They never understand and I don't have to justify the goings on of my mind.

    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep the voices in your head? I talk among my selves...out loud.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk to animals. My cat, my friend's dog, a random bird I saw outside...

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always laugh at a movie scene or tv show scene that is in my head because I’ve watched said movie or tv show 5,000 times and have it memorized.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this when I'm in bed thinking of something funny. Tends to annoy my wife since it was quiet just before 😂

    Inkedshieldmaiden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is when the voices start arguing each other

    Killing_Time_At_Work
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is so me.. sometimes the voices in my head are to loud for other people

    WHAT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain does this while I'm falling asleep, it will think something funny then I wake up laughing.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever happened to that random cool t-shirt I had when I was 9?

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually found one of mine last week... it was in a box of fabric scraps for some reason

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    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hidden in a box in the garage so my wife can't find it, force me to renew my passport, and drag me to another country for her amusement.

    Rick Neuman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many don't know the difference between "laying" (objective) and "lying" (active)? Billions & billions!!!

    Ren Karlej
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the betting it becomes accepted at some point? Look at how 'literally' gets used these days - INFORMAL used for emphasis while not being literally true: "I was literally blown away by the response I got". What can you do?

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me lying in bed. "If there's a fire it will burn my birth certificate".

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are replaceable. A tad pain in the a**e but not terribly difficult. Just don't lose your bank card in the process. You'll need to buy it and need your birth certificate (often) to replace your bank card. Been there.

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    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get this one,along with..did I lock the door? Is the cooker still on? Are the cats all in..?

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Tonight's episode was Where did I put the instructions for changing the furnace filter.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my birth certificate has an expiration date on it. story of my life...

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me but it has to do with paying bills. I'll be laying there at night and then all of a sudden I'll think "did I pay the electric bill? Then I have to get out of bed, find my checkbook to see if I actually paid that bill. It happens more than I care to admit.

    jenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me without the three pics

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    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That absolutely never happens, and even if it did my social anxiety would prevent me from remembering what to do.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my fake scenarios actually happened, time to buy the lottery.

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this happened to me and it saved my husbands a*s!

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew all those hours of careful planning for made up situations would pay off eventually!

    Tall Tomatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its all going according to plan. BWaHAHahaHAH 🙅‍♀️

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can prepare all I want, but I still end up fumbling at the goal line.

    rodger coghlan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t! I am so bad at reading people nothing ever turns out like I thought

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm so glad other people do this

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    norabest321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an historic house in Germany that had to be torn down. They let an artist paint it all black as a kind of goodbye. https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/09/house-in-black-germany/

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plan to become a scary old tower lady who occasionally ventures to the nearby village to aquire large baskets of art supplies and food for my numerous cats.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But never food for yourself? "That old artist lady that eats cat-food" 😂

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    Catrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gru!! If u understand my reference pls upvote ☺️ Edit: I did not read the other comments before posting 😅

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My future is filled with cats and the neighborhood kids thinking I'll turn them into said cats. 😼

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you NOT paint your house black?

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it all started with a red door...

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see there are a lot of introverts on BP and it makes me feel less alone.

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re going to charge you a $10,000 cleaning fee to drain the water.

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    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story about this house: Check out this wondrous find from Atlas Obscura: Drina River House https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/16073

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a solar generator, supplies delivered and a dog; I'm in!

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that, but where would you let the dog out? No friggin yard.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable at the thought of staying here?

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't fancy it myself but thankfully it's but a residence, is a rest spot for swingers in the Drina river in Serbia.

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    CJ the Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone was wondering, we don't have teeth

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My crisis question is wondering if Adam and Eve had belly buttons.

    Fennecfoxcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 1 AM right now and I have to be up in two hours :)

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they only have a white bedsheet

    Leisa K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahaha!!! This is soooooo me!

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I was bitten by one once in Vegas.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes if you just stare blankly into space for a few seconds, then look back at them and say "wait, what did you just say?" you can avoid unwanted questions

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my brain didn't hear them the first time anyway

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *my brain when I see an empty comment field under a BP post

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A normally acceptable, safe, okay question? Or one of those weird, life, none their business, ulterior motive type of questions that are popular for nosy people to ask?

    Sue Bradley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it back on them - say but what do you think?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is like a box of chocolates….

    jenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh finally someone explains meee

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    Annica
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure this is about being an introvert. More about being depressed.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine with being born. It's the inevitable death that scares me.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not scared of being dead it's the getting there that's going to suck.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comic makes me laugh but my empathy for the situation...makes me wish I was never born.

    Mentally Unhinged
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not introvert its just sad people being sad

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googling this indicates it's a hoax https://www.google.com/search?q=woman+pretends+to+be+blind+for+years&oq=woman+pretends+to+be+blind+for++years&aqs=chrome..69i57.19151j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

    Neuridivergent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care. Still my fantasy hero. But i think you could get away with this in parts of india.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I pretend I don't speak English and just make up a bunch of jumbled up sounds.

    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this on accident all the time. "Have a great day!" + "see you later" = hee ya gralter

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    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear two hearing aids, but I often pretend to be more deaf than I really am.

    Lyn Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a bit disturbing when she hops in the car to drive away😃

    Lyn Mason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a bit disappointing when she gets in the car to drive away.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know, I think your focus issues could be solved if you just focused a little harder."

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you would be way less anxious if you just stopped worrying all the time!

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    DarcyRose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works every time. Right. Right? 🙄

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sure! Why did I not think of that?

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such a nasty person that if someone dares to say that there's nothing to worry about and there's no point in being anxious, I quickly start listing things that there is reason and worth being worried about. Say something stupid like that and I'll drag you down with me into a deep abyss of anxiety.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they say its all in your head! Like oh my so it is lol I'm good now s/

    Sleepy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess i don’t need the multiple daily medications and weekly therapy anymore!! It’s a miracle!

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    Tall Tomatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol reminds me this morning there was a delivery person walking past my kitchen window and i ducked because i didnt want to possibly make eye contact.

    DarcyRose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go to is the army roll over the back of the couch

    Mary Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tried running past the the picture window with our Bloody Marys on Saturday morning when Jahovah’s Witnesses came to call. They had very concerned looks in their pious little big eyes. Still laugh about this 20 years later.

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else time yourself when you're walking down a hallway so the column comes between you and the person walking the other way?

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this, and almost lost my whiskey delivery. Thank all that is holy that he left it at the door, without checking my ID.

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely ridiculous and hilarious, my husband and I will so the exact same thing, "Don't move! Get away from the window, hurry!"

    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family of five stops moving and we don't make any noise when the front doorbell rings. Everyone we know comes to the back door. Thankfully there is no window in my front door or any way to look into the front of my house otherwise we'd also have to hit the floor.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just assume it a delivery driver and automatically yell "thank you!"

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, my dog scares the bejeezus out of anyone who's foolish enough to ring the bell...

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was that ever a thing for parents to do? "Welcome everyone. Please come in and take your shoes off. I'll give you a tour of the house." Why.....? Why would anyone care about the new bedroom furniture and painted walls? It felt like living in a zoo. A museum zoo.

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get what my room has to do with uncle Kevin coming to visit, it's not like he's staying in it

    Couriva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is it not normal to have people come over for barbecue in your room?

    Tall Tomatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres probably a grill buried somewhere in my piles of trash

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Kermit look like he's in the Upside Down?

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah cause my mum actually did bring guests to my room to shame me for not cleaning it.

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god the mum in me hates this reaction so much 🤣

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and I get angry about them. Should we go see a therapist?

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    Beeswax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone start rapping then say the last part really quickly or was that just me

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but I did have a rap song in my head. The Big Sean song from Fist Fight

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    Lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    86? Lucky... I have 98 problems made up in my head and the last one is questioning my existance.

    Tall Tomatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me stressing over the made up problems when i have 5 hours of homework due tommorow.

    Pluto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first real problem on the list is: Do I really need to pay my taxes!

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the other day, I spent the whole day stressing about what would happen if one of my cats had somehow gotten out the apartment as I was leaving. In my mind, I concocted this elaborate, but entirely unrealistic scenario in which she darted out between my legs, I didn't notice her, locked her outside, a neighbor found her, thought she was a stray, and chased her out of the building. From then on, her causes of death varied between hypothermia, dog attacks, getting hit by a car... I even thought she'd get stolen, or that she'd refuse to ever let herself be touched by me again. I stressed about this for nine hours, only to return home, and find her exactly where she usually sleeps, safe, sound, and happy. I should add, said cat hates the cold and it was -1 C outside, she was the last thing I looked at as I locked the door, and has left the apartment only once in her life, which time she wandered a mere three feet from the door before she decided that she wants back in. Anxiety is wild.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleezta meetcha! Maybe we are telepathically sharing these terrifying things, most of which seem so out of blue.

    the one dude who likes cheese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me thinking about all the ways my friends think i am annoying when really they are just as tired as I am because we all stayed up till 3 in the morning every single day this week and don't find me annoying at all.

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    Stygtand
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People dont believe you when you try it at age 43

    Orange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a South Indian, whatever your age could be you need mom's permission to go out anywhere before marriage.

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    51, haven't spoken to my mum in 8 years but I'm going to start using this haha

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna start asking the mamma cat I rescued if I can go out. We'd both rather I'd stay home for cuddles.

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this as a teenager if I was invited to a party.

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great trick I had to take cat to vet a lot

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats cure my loneliness and depression... human interactions only increase both

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being around animals, they make me happy.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I showed this to my friend and they said that humans are animals and they thought that I would suddenly become an extrovert

    Anne Charles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand that. A room full of humans or a room full of cats or dogs I know where I am going, cats first then dogs and die happy 😁

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    Dogcat vet (retired)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big reason I went with being a veterinarian vs a human doctor. Its a lot harder to get into vet school btw.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 5 times happiness.. I have my two turtles, one doggo, and two cats :) (but the cats try to murder me in my sleep, my turtles scream underwater, and my doggo gets zoomies at 2 am)

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this cat. Not stuck just in my mind, off somewhere in my only little nook, in my own little world and someone comes along telling me I it's weird where I'm in and to come out to join the rest of the world. WHY??????

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man goes to get the first aid kit, while the cat cozies back up in their favorite spot lol

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the helping hand that nobody wants.

    JDMDemon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cats like leave me the f**k alone

    Ben Schandorff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom dragging me out of bed for school

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me being asked to dance. Even though I like dancing and can usually do OK. At my age it just hurts a lil bit more afterward. 🙃

    Daphne Dear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. That sentence hurts my face...

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's far easier to help others with their problems than to deal with your own. Facts.

    Hannu Ala-Olla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but it's more encouraging memes than messages.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and they never do the same thing for you. I wish I could stop doing this.

    Distinguished Gentleman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giving relationship advice even though the only relationships I've been in have been one sided with fictional characters

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd drop it in the water...on purpose.

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having friends 😎.......................😭😭

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    49 high school reunions missed. # 50 is coming up...Nope!

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone currently in highschool, I think this will be me in a few years. I have 2 friends, only one of which goes to my school, my grades suck, I have zero social skills, I'm lonely and depressed but don't know how to talk to people...

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll get better after high school. High school sucks. I still can feel the dread and just hearing the word thing, and I'm almost 57 years old. Get thru high school and once you're done you can literally do whatever you want with your life. Hang in there and know that how things are in high school mean pretty much jack-shít once you're out

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    Angeline Shalyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I graduated 10 years ago and do not talk to a single person I graduated with , as a matter of fact I haven't talked to any of them at all since graduation day, they've all either moved away or are on drugs

    Ashtray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same and I have no desire to speak to them again.

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    Sanborn Parkhurst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the people who made high school hell for us.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmmmm... wouldn't recognize them if I tripped over them in the street

    somnomania
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was homeschooled, absolutely adored my friends at the time, still fell out of contact as soon as we started branching off and not seeing each other all the time 🤷‍♀️

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school years were filled with racism and bullying, just because I had the misfortune to be a Welsh kid in England 32 years ago.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I think I'll never get sick of it. And then I do. Sad.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until a few months later at 2AM you randomly wake up to half a sentence from the lyrics, spend an hour Googling it, and then listen to it 23 times again.

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    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carry on my Wayward Son. Not only can I listen to it for hours, I have about 10 different covers of it.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me listening to The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited" on loop for hours.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been stuck in a loop listening to “Bad Apple” for the past 3 weeks

    Sleepy children love Moon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me and the Daycare music, even if I'm not listening to it at that time, it's stuck in my head

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    DarcyRose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome song though, until it's not. Next. Repeat process

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll do this, get tired of it, move on to another song, and eventually come back to the first song. The circle of life.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me with my 10 song all calm taylor swift songs playlist lol

    Dawnyducks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally thought I was the o my weirdo who did this. Drives my kids nuts.

    VidGam4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one playlist and I never listen to anything else.

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    Lou Cam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say "what?", they start to repeat themselves but then my brain catches up and I interrupt them mid-repeat with the answer. Every time and I hate myself for it. Why do I?

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because you're most likely disassociated at the moment so when someone starts speaking, you kinda come outta your "trance" when they're in midsentence; it's a symptom of PTSD. How do I know this? I am Queen of Disassociation due to severe C-PTSD.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am i like this? I know every detail of the personal lives of the people who sit near me in history class, but I have no idea what my friend told me about... whatever it is she told me.

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't filter sounds. People have a hard time understanding this until I list all the sounds I am hearing. The look on their face is priceless.

    Artie B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is you: Look up Auditory processing disorder.

    -Mellohi-
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD moment fr, the best way I can describe when I'm overstimulated is that scene in Sherlock Holmes in the restaurant and he's hearing EVERYTHING that's happening.

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looove when that happens!🥰

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! I'm always wondering what song is going to come out of the blue to catch my ears next...!

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    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Bang (AJR) at the moment. Also any of ck9c's Sister Location songs.

    the gay they
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me rn this is "The Fine Print" by The Stupendium

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruuuuuh I had this when I heard Adam’s song by Blink-182 for the first time! Saying that out loud I should prbably be concerned

    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In The End, Linkin Park. Blew me away for days and days.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bohemian Rhapsody over & over & over & over & over & over &, well you get it.

    THE DERP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spongebob is possessed by vecna

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    Luna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the detail that made it all the more real for me. The only soda a I drink 🥲 (on occasion)

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate, love chilling with demons

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't be a soft drink on my step.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK who added that on there, it definitely wasn't there originally. There's exactly one reason for a beverage to be in a bag, and soft drinks don't qualify

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    jenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good point. just dis scenario there's other hells around

    Gini Sarver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got my coke zero in my hand 😆

    Irreverent 1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell? That's easy. The part where I have to walk into a room of 100 people that I have to talk to? A bottle of not pop and that wasn't a cigarette and I'd still consider hell a vacation

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Uh, hi. Yeah do you sell - oh - what are they called? - uh, you know - um like pastry sort of thing with cheese and stuff . . .

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend: just post the damn comment, it’s not that hard

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this but be calling the bank on accident

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a place doesn’t offer online ordering, their pizza has never entered this house

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called a Fat Panda asking for Chinese food. I mean... ngl it's in the name.

    Wren Hard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to go in to dominoes the other night just to pick up the pizzas and just stood there for ten minutes then I realised my pizzas had been ready the whole time :/ my dad should have gone with me

    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have an ex who would start the call with: “Hi, I wonder if it’s possible to order some food?” True. story.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution: avoid all human interaction, therefore eliminating any chance of being asked to do anything you're not comfortable with

    Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I can relate, that's not healthy. Like-minded people exist and it's actually nice to be with them.

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    cb !!!
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fairly social person who is just scrolling this for fun, if you are like this, please let that person know how you feel if you really don't want to hang out WELL BEFOREHAND. I have a lot of very introverted friends and nothing is more stressful than trying to get everything and myself ready only for a "Oh sorry im actually not feeling super social today" about 2 minutes before I'm walking out the door. You can be introverted, but also be courteous.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I want the fun times with friends, but I don't want to put in the energy to make it happen. I'm much happier if they come to me and we relax where I can wear my comfy pants and eat snacks.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends are shocked when I DON'T cancel.

    Rosa Carone-Prendergast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always regret saying I'll go out with people. I'm just content sitting at home.

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but then I end up having fun, but when I'm ready to go, I'm ready to GO.

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    somnomania
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me with any appointment, the time leading up to it (if i'm awake) is just waiting

    Paul Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't have any friends, they ask you to do stuff. B

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    Agfox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Linda Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, February 16, 1958 – January 28, 2023. EDIT: is not her in the pic

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely tribute! For those that may not know, that's Christina Ricci, who most definitely did the character justice!

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embrace her joy nevertheless. Embrace than inner Wednesday

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her middle name is Friday, you know...

    Terri Rimmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a bumper sticker once that said My inner child is a juvenile delinquent

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m leaving to join the island of cats in Japan or the island with bunnies in Japan…haven’t really determined which one has less humans.

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    Xenon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww, people IN the sunlight!

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, that thing gets brighter every year. I can't be doing with all this fast-paced modern light.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like most humans if I can get to know them one on one first. (And i don't mean to say I'm Hannibal Lecter, either...)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sun has the sensitivity and good manners to disappear after a while and leave you alone.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep it's too peoplely outside!

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sucky thing is that I love the sun, and the trees, and the fresh air. But why do there have to be PeOpLe there!?!

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my daughter. My daughter will have that same exact look on her face.

    jjdubs W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. My adult son who lives with me (and has autism). Lol.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extrovert who adopted me is a central part of a huge friend group, and she told me I could hang out with her before school, so now I mostly just sit there awkwardly and pretend I'm not terrified of human interaction with extreme extroverts I've never talked to before.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was friend-adopted by a popular girl in middle school... one of her friends hit me because I bumped into her, and another one called me a b*tch. Anyway, everyone else was cool, and my friend was really nice so whatever, it was just petty seventh-grade drama

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    Ranita
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This situation used to bug me a lot. Now just getting used to it. 🙄😌

    Mary Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me waiting for my husband to finish saying hi to all the people he knows that are working today in Costco so we can get the shopping done. Also me when we are leaving and he is complaining about how long shopping took without acknowledging that most of it was spent with him talking to total strangers.

    Amber The bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend and she knows EVERYONE in the school DISTRICT not just the school, and whenever we go to basketball games, (bc that’s what our school is famous for) she HAS to say hi to everyone ✋🏻😭. Small town problems ✌🏻😗

    Bex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me and my boyfriend. He talks to everyone when we go out. 😆

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that if you just never react to anything ever, people not only don't expect you to laugh at their jokes, they also just leave you alone! The occasional glare can also speed up the process

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I dealt with the bullies in highschool. Saying anything back would just result in more mockery, so I figured out that if I never responded at all and only stared at them like they were something I'd scraped off the bottom of my shoe they would give up and leave me alone. Of course, this meant that when everyone matured enough to stop that kind of nonsense they were pretty shocked to find out I could, in fact, talk.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People around me tell such amazing jokes but for some reason, I’m not able to laugh like everyone else so all I say is, “good one.” Not sure if this is normal or not

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A response is still a boost to their feelings so that's good enough!

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband tells me a joke a I just smile, he says I have no humor, smile again- inside I’m saying ‘ but it wasn’t funny’, I’m a good wife, didn’t want to hurt his feelings

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah when my dad tells a joke I do face palm action instead of fake laugh. I hate fake laughing or no acknowledgement at all

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wished this worked for me, but when you have autism people get all weird when you don't emote and want to try and " fix" you. Spent a great many years learning how to make my face match my emotions to make other humans comfortable because for some reason, if I don't, people tend to talk to me more😳 My partner and I are both on the spectrum so we go the opposite direction: "WOW, THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID!!!" People f**k right off then, because they think we're mad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    MisanthropeCollective
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken to just starting a fake laugh, sometimes add a little "that's crazy" and just walk away, everytime, regardless of the conversational content while fading the laugh away.

    Couriva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I won't get tips

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that tha suet pudding face is guaranteed to stop people bothering you.

    Reenzy Bennington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RBF and a heavy sigh. Usually shuts them up.

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its 11:11 , told my 8yo to make a wish.. He wished to work at 711 and the car wash. I've gotta stop giving him unconditional love, stop cooking his favorite meals. he needs to know the struggle is real. (A lil bored panda humor)

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't change anything his goals are high. 711 is top tier minimum wage

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then do that "pop" noise from Shrek 2

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    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my students just said this. I told them not to do that to themselves or their parents.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make up your mind, kid. You can be like me, or you can grow up. But not both.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep my interactions with humans to 5 mins or less, a child would have no time to say such a silly thing.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, what kid ever said that?

    Mary Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew came to me and told me he had just joined the Army as a cook because he wanted to be like me. Sorry kid, you missed one important part of the scenario. I was an ASA (Army Security Agency) cook, which was a branch long gone by the time he joined. I rarely cooked, and don't really like to cook because when you cook for others, you have to interact with them.

    Irreverent 1
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That compliment is genuine if coming from a kid. They usually only see the good in people. The traits they want to emulate. It took me a long time to understand that.

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    Lauren S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The print on the dresses, the all white sneakers and socks, the hair!! This is so 90s and so my childhood! 😊

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't relate because I don't even have two brain cells

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Another day of working with no sleep. Or will I just call in sick and not worry about sleeping in late.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My comment earlier: "almost 6am. Slept from 9-10 to 12"

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morning birds = down to the bone chills for me

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "YoU'rE vErY hArD tO gEt A hOlD oF" Awwwww. Too bad.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't understand why anyone has their ringer on. Why would you want to hear that? Or talk to someone?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I create my own ringtones so it’s something I like to let play when I don’t answer. Which is always.

    Willow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read this like mama mia? I'm officially weird

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a teacher, so having a phone ringing in class is bad. To be fair, even if I were not a teacher, I would put it on silent nonetheless.

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just make mine a song I like so when people call me I can enjoy ignoring it even more

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was the only one doing that 😂

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no ringtone for texts because it used to stress me out a lot when I heard the beep. And with my current phone I have it in grey tones/black and white from 9pm till 6am. During that time there's also no ringtone for incoming calls. But my phone is not on silent. People just assume it is because so many standard noises are not sounding from my phone. Also, I hate sounds in games so I will mute them. Silence is amazing!

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewer: let me tell you about this role. My brain: yippy yada doo laa lee loo. Some time later. Interviewer: so why should we hire you. My brain: lipety dippety hoo. My mouth: ima great listener...

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, for way more years than I would ever admit.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a really bad habit of this.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scooty Puff Junior suuuuuuuuucks

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    Couriva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hides in trashcan*

    Couriva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to make this absolutely clear, I have a 55 gallon trash can in my room that I can fit in.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never felt so happy that all my relatives live several states away. Now all I have to deal with is "yeah, she's right here, would you like to talk to her?"

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Leaps out the window*

    Jay Krissy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this happened today.. My uncle came over to fix my dads car and he came inside the house..I slowly pressed my hand on my room door to close it then lock it. I wasnt in the mood at all to say hi.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hides under bed* *waits* *jumps outta window to escape route*

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    sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww thank you and you look …*desperately tries to compliment without sounding weird* ✨existent✨

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely, pandas please help. What do I do?

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say thank you. Some smile. Some are confused. The ones that are confused worry me. Like, were they expecting me to return a compliment? Am I supposed to lie that I like their mediocre shoes and coat? Am I supposed to push back their compliment with a typical "Oh, yeah, you know.. it's actually pretty ugly. hehe." bs?

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally cried when my teacher said that we have to do a group presentation with new people other than are friends and that I'll fail the class if I don't participate

    VeninTheNonBinaryRogue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall i have to take a public speaking class it starts on Monday help 😭😭

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing group projects are good for. If you divide up the work correctly the introverts get to do a little extra research and the extroverts do all the talking

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dis dat girl Georgie knocked up in young Sheldon...

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For clarity - this is shyness, not introversion. Introverts (and I am one) often enjoy and even prefer doing presentations. It allows us to show off our knowledge and be in control of what's being said, without having any social chit-chat to worry about.

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even like to watch other people's presentations. Can't you just send the video so I can jump the part(s) I actually have to pay attention to?

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ever we did group presentations at school I always did all the talking cause I was the only one in my friend group that was reasonable at public speaking.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could lift you up I could show you what you want to see And take you where you want to be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that we'll be safe and sound We're safe and sound I could fill your cup You know my river won't evaporate This world we still appreciate You could be my luck Even in a hurricane of frowns I know that we'll be safe and sound We're safe and sound (safe and sound) We're safe and sound (hold your ground) We're safe and sound (safe and sound) I could show you love In a tidal wave of mystery You'll still be standing next to me You could be my luck Even if we're six feet underground I know that we'll be safe and sound We're safe and sound I could lift you up I could show you what you want to see And take you where you want to be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that we'll be safe and sound I could lift you up I could show you what you want to see And take you where you want to be (Can't fit the rest of the lyrics)

    DarcyRose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADHD and introvert. Hot mess

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so happy to see there are more of me out there. Like for real, I thought I was alone in these things. Makes my heart happy! Moo!

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    Lindilou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why we do not have a doorbell.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, the only people ringing my doorbell is the postman bringing me stuff I bought online.

    Greengrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously unfit to own a dog

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SuperStore is the most anxiety inducing. All those people lined up behind you, etching forward and trying to force their way by. The cashier scanning things faster than you can bag them. Then you're interrupted to present your points card, offers to donate to a charity and how you want to pay and that you're bagging has to stop so you can pay. Then she hands you your receipt. You keep bagging and someone else's stuff is getting scanned. They need to get by and go back and forth. They want you to move your shopping cart and move out of the way yourself. You continue bagging afterward. Then the next customer is getting scanned and you have to rush now because there's 3 customers who have items now. Everyone's saying to get out of their way. Fed up you just throw everything into the shopping cart and sort it out somewhere else. Then you realize you need more bags. The screaming kids, the beeping, squeaking cart wheels, announcements, music, crashing, slamming, talking, fluorescent lights

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, especially when it`s on a saturday

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do talk, I argue with you alot..... it's only in my head But who's counting.. oh wait I am... score 11:2 yes you won an imaginary argument twice today but I had more wins so...

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would, but I have a feeling you probably wouldn't understand most of what I have to say

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To whoever downvoted me: I'm really sorry, I didn't mean anything offensive, i just meant that the people who tell me I'm too introverted/antisocial might not like what I had to say if I had to courage to actually talk to them

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    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean when you use Capital letters mixed up in words? (I'm old you see)

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a scene from Full House, right?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, it DOES kind of feels like doing a plank with all the skin removed off your body. /s

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But planks are not that hard... I'm an introvert and hate talking to ppl tho

    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why at family events I hide at the back and talk to my aunt and uncle bc there the only ones that I properly know and like

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best way to understand more about people and how they communicate. It's also how I found that not engaging is the best thing to do.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where they got this picture of me, but I feel extremely attacked right now

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel lonely. I like my quiet life in my cocoon.

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    Joolee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me at work. I'm very sociable. They think I'm outgoing. Helloooo that's just WORK. After work, leave me the f**k alone.

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, same. I can do customer service at work but then I get home and just want to sleep for three hours.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a very personable person who likes helping people." Get the job and now working among people: Customer: "Excuse me. Do you have the key to washroom?" Me: "Uh.. yeah... um. I have to go put this pile of clothes in my arms away. I'm on a time limit here. But sure.... hold on." Actually thinking: (Ffs, why couldn't you go to the washroom before you left home? Do I look like I have time to be your personal washroom attendant? Why can't someone else do this?)

    Kathleen Pearlman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I finally retired. 30 years of that s**t was enough.

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha so true interviewer to me: " can u perform under pressure?" " i'm better at Bohemian Rhapsody but i'll give it a try?"...

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an interview for a position in an Elementary school, Principal asks me what my weakness is, I tell him patience. He says well that is important when working with kids. Me: Oh, I have all the patience in the world for kids, it's stupid adults I have a problem with. Didn't get the position, but was already working there to begin with LOL

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    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the lyrics from the songs I've been listening to start applying to my life, I would be hella concerned

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be pleasing considering all i listen to is pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only way i can listen to music is if it applies to me 👁️👄👁️

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unforbidden shadows of you formed yesterday I ran away to a room here on the bay Interrupted life again, another new beginning Where the silence echoes You're no longer with me Here and now I feel that I'm embracing freedom Even though I may be alone But that's okay Through the darkness I would walk in the streets Confessions never seemed To provide me with a release Held me down and tried to cure me Tried to give me reason But nothing could separate This burdened mind from me - "Poem to Byzantium" by Delerium

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So then I went to Pennsylvania to visit my aunt" "was this at thanksgiving?" "No, this was at Christmas" "well what did you do at Thanksgiving?" "I hung out with my friend." "Which friend, the one you met last September or the one who randomly ghosted you for 2 months then suddenly started acting like you were besties again?"

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it people have to talk about our lives to each other? Why not the cool things happening in the world or something of interest. Not everyone wants to here about grandpa's bladder treatments.

    OMGhonestly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is stopping you from discussing those things? Absolutely nothing.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to work, tuck children out to places that's it I never do anything else stop asking

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, I’m afraid of dogs. Am I really that bad? I know that they won’t do anything to me yet I still feel so scared

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also afraid of dogs, ever since one killed my brother's cat when I was three, and I can assure you that you are not a bad person! I think posts like these are refering to people who look at dogs and go "ew, gross, dogs are disgusting and I absolutely hate them for absolutely no reason."

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid these too. Can we hang out? I'll bring my dog, some Eagle Rare, quesadillas, and peanut butter cups

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me who doesn't like chocolate* I'll leave now

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend: It’s cold. Friend’s bf, with three damn scarves and big jacket: Well damn cuz I don’t control the weather.

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My phone goes into do not disturb at 10pm so if this was me I would not get that message until daylight.

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not antisocial! I just really like sitting in corners while wearing solid black and super heavy eyeliner and glaring at everyone who tries to come near me...

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not anti-social. I am SELECTIVELY social. There's a difference.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm super talkative around my four friends, and I will cry if I have to talk to anyone else

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    Name H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a bumper sticker I made that said I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resting b***h face, sometimes a curse, mostly a blessing

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resting B***h Face, is a real condition!

    H.J. carlson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really need to see what others see. Yes, you look like you're about to go off on somebody!!

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    Lia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is procrastinate? Or isolate oneself from any form of life?

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you get a copy of my schedule? I'm pretty sure I said that was private...

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been given so many secrets that they’re all jumbled up so the risk of ever spilling them out is very low

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually super good at keeping secrets, I just have no one to gossip with

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people are work used to tell me stuff because I didn't gossip. In reality, I didn't listen, so i couldn't gossip.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or me who has nobody to tell secrets to anyways

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who can't take a selfie because of my crippling hatred of myself

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come now, you’re not as bad as you think. Your comments suggest that you’re a quite nice person

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    Luna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna leave this here - introverts attend gyms. Being surrounded by multiple phones on tripods makes this already tasking effort a living hell. The end.

    Angi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have exactly one selfie. At the Grand Canyon with a tree between me and the Canyon and it was for my mom. Easier then asking a stranger to take it.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way to do it. Boy, does it p**s families off though. My daughter's dad side, there's one guy who rarely shows up for family events. The family just gossips and assumes the worst. I've met him a couple times and he's a chill dude. I can understand where he's coming from.

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    Nat Rich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me on the monday morning zoom call with my pre prepared speech about what I'm up to this week v me when I actually have to go into the office and converse in real life... Hey Nat how are you? Me: yes the weather is very weathery today isn't it?!

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot relate, everyone thinks I'm very antisocial.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been an introvert but enjoy talking one on one with people until I need to recharge. Most people in my life say I am an extrovert and get along with everyone but to me inside still introvert.

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really really REALLY want this bus for reason I don't know how to explain

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    Petra Schaap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha this was me for a long time untill i realized i was doing this, and worked on it. Still not perfect, but a lot better!

    OMGhonestly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like the least narcissistic, self-absorbed and unaware person on this cursed website.

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    Kelley Baltierra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would actually be a fun way to do so rather than awkward silence, fake smile, (me) and 'okay nice meeting you ' (from the other person)

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say my IBS is starting to kick in and I need to get to a toilet quickly

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My introvert friend gives the best advice.

    Stefan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Nick Frost.

    JesterOfPestilence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love both of those movies! (If they're the movies I'm think of, at least)

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, fellow weirdling! 👋 *crawls back into my hole with my cat*

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    Sarcastic and Proud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unacceptable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo weirdlings ! *gives a head nod up and then slinks back into the darkness*

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Thinking about my awesome friend who shares my penchant for random, temporary obsessions*

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    Tall Tomatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got have practice and then dress rehearsal

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still like this at work some days but it's so true that you are your worst enemy sometimes. If I can get out of my own head things go smooth

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, already in my staying home clothes. 'But you haven't changed' I said what I said.

    Tall Tomatoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every body on that show is funnier than Seinfeld

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I-i uhh can I get a number sweet tea with chicken strips to drink oh and add fries to that yep yep uhh fries large mhm no

    Mary Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks: Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! May I take your order? Me: I’d like to order a verde chocolate mocha and a side of hasbrowns

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just point at the menu and say “That !”

    Nat Rich
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grabs the menu and points whilst hoping they dont notice the state of my bitten nails

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brains already taken me far far away after 3 words. Just praying they don't want an actual response

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this is why I have anxiety when talking. Always worried I am boring people or no one cares.

    Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMJ that was my son talking to his friend the other day 😂

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    Stefan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have TikTok or any kind of social media. Life is much less stressful.

    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't need to be an introvert for that!

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re doing it for toxic people then it’s great, keep it up but if it’s for the normal friends in your life, I think it’s more than just introversion and you might have depression or anxiety

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but like what if you smile while saying that

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Morons! I'm surrounded by morons."

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens even if I don't want it to. My dissociation has a mind that is completely it's own. I often have to fight it, especially if I'm driving.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be way higher. This is every single work conversation, meeting, call, interaction, when a set of eyes turns to me.

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    Tall Tomatoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then you be like the most exciting s**t that happened to me is i discovered microwaveing potaotoes.

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is also a Southern thing. Head nod, raised eyebrows, or the two finger while driving wave.

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    Mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that the business handshake ended with COVID

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I impulsively shook my managers hand after I got hired right at the end of the interview. She was dumbstruck confused then hesitantly shook my hand cos I came off so confident or old school. I had worries for the rest of the day because I remembered how dry and rough my hands were and thought she would retract her decision based on that alone.

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    Rowan_the_raging_raven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me doing this to everyone... they wave and I wave my eyebrows

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to explain anything to anyone.

    HipHop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude this is me trying to ring in an order in my old service nightmares

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person from the past shaped the wonderful person you are today. Think of the progress you’ve made since then. You’ve grown a lot as a person so give yourself a pat on the back for coming this far

    Claire the Devils Advocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not such a bad thing, means you've grown and learned in those years.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much every decade of my life but that's called learning and growing

    Little L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you use fb now. Period.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to talk? STILL do! I called my boss, and bosses boss, bullies in a meeting yesterday. Now I don't know if I'm going in on Monday!

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be higher up. This is most mornings, before the Adderall kicks in.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My conditioner understands, I get much more judgement from the unused bar of oddly scented soap my mom got for christmas 6 years ago

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, who doesn't have social media and rarely talks to people anyway:

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    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me that was a wedding or a funeral!!

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    Nat Rich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no they're all long gone. This is me with all the negative criticism

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seem like a cool person to me. Here's a new one to get you through

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people say it's not. I say it's embracing your inner child. I'm 36 and I approve this message.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I’d have to to rehearse in my head how to ask him gently , politely…trying not to be a “Karen”…but oh my gosh this steak is well done ! Wait, wait….he’s walking away…speak stupid, open thy mouth ! Oh c**p . Now I have to flag him down and he’s too far away… And I’m so hungry right now !! That’s what happens to me lol

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically how I learned to speak english

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are indeed right, Spongebob

    Little L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise!! A lot of people outside the US can actually do this at the same time!

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This EXACT scenario happened last weekend

    Claire the Devils Advocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a dead girl in the bed, how is this funny?

    OMGhonestly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illustrates the utter self-absorption of this thread and most of the people commenting on it. "Me, me, me, me". Some of the memes have been upsetting e.g. the cat trapped behind glass, but just like this picture, the little narcissists don't even notice. Just another chance to spout "Oh yeah, this is ME!"

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    Arky Gamalan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes.. long sleep.. my real life

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to sleep 15 hours. Hell, I’d take 7 uninterrupted hours

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do wake up early. I just don't necessarily *get* up, unless I have to be somewhere.

    JesterOfPestilence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does that until they realize that I just didn't/couldn't sleep

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