50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

Noted. Cult joined.

I need extra upvotes. One is not enough for this post

Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

This, remains, one of the deepest thoughts I have ever heard

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…

It is always helpful to learn some off-grid basic techniques. Since +/- 30 years more and more of our activities depend heavily on things circling the globe and can be switched off by the owner at any given time, without notice. Or fail, without the possibility to have a technician get it go within hours. Prepper craze is not necessary, but ask (grand)parents how they handled things before satnav and smartphone were a thing. And learn to read maps, understabd street signs giving directions and some basic navigation skills.

Dang, why not the 80's when we had to have a huge bundle of maps in our cars? (I was so proud of my comprehensive map collection - still can't bring myself to get rid of them. If the apocalypse comes, stop by my house, and I can drop you off anywhere in North America.)

Wait til they have to use a Tomas guide!

When i had to learn celestial navigation (1970s), they wouldn't even let us use calculators. I wonder if that's still the case?

I was always lost trying to figure out those damn Mapquest print outs! So thankful for GPS.

And then ask them,"This is so simple! You don't know who to do even this?"

This should be much higher!

Their lives melt down when they get a sunburn, (teen genuinely called ambulance for over 1 day old sunburn because she had a blister on her nose), a bleeding scratch (no seriously! Had an absolutely hysterical girl sobbing on the ph & sounding like a 10yr old had amputated something - she’d bumped her head & had a minor head wound… and was 18 😳 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️), or they’re deprived of their phones for 5 mins. They’d spontaneously combust if they had to use a physical map or map quest directions lol.

I would take on a real subscription to watch this. After learning they teach lessons to littles on what a boom box is and a cassette tape, bring it. 🍿🍻

I generally hate 'reality' tv, but I would definitely watch this!

Maybe drop some boomers in pre WW1 tech: butter churn, beat the carpets, telegraph, gas lights, Coke Cola with cocaine, snuff, hobos, robber barons, more horses than cars, etc.. I probably messed up some of these since I'm merey old, not prehistoric.

Back up another decade or two. Then we’ll talk.

Not as useless or time consuming as this post.

Don't forget dialup speeds 57k

I'd be interested in this one as much as I would a group of boomers in a 2024 world, having to navigate fixing their technology without Millennials around to help out.

I think the BBC did something like this at one point. "Back in time for dinner" basically they took a modern family and every week they would live out a different decade of the 20th century. I remember the kid played that gameboy for the entire 90's.

More like early 00's tech

As the head keeper at our local owl sanctury keeps telling us - owls aren't wise, they are as thick as two short planks. Bird-brained would be a good description. So much of the brain is given over to visual processing there isn't a lot of room for much else.

Flour 🤣🤣

That isn’t dumb for a 4-5 year old; it’s just the way they reason until they learn otherwise. Unfortunately, some people never seem to outgrow this level of reasoning.

Then it burns your house down....and now you have another emergency.

Good job! Keep challenging yourself.

I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward...

I was at a friend’s house. He said “make yourself at home!” So I kicked his a*s out because I hate visitors. And that’s when the fight started…

My alcoholic chain smoking neighbor was the one most concerned with me buying myself a cup of coffee once a week or so.

Adulthood? Sounds like typical adulthood to me.

What sort of idiot parents call their boy "The Day"?

They don't really like you complimenting them on their pretty black dresses either.

I can't wait to pull that on my daughter when we are shopping tomorrow.

He ain't much of a looker himself...