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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

More info: Really Dumb Tweets | Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Emma’s Substack | Emma on Instagram

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In 2019 Emma Tattenbaum-Fine wrote a piece for Gold Comedy titled "How To Be Funny On Twitter." In it, she called being funny on Twitter "an art." She also commented on the brevity the platform requires. 

"It is tough to squeeze your genius into 280 characters, but it's worth it," she wrote in the article. "No matter what, it's great practice for concise, show-don't-tell writing, and a perfect place to test out your jokes."

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    JuJu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

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    Flexi Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

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    In many cases, there is a formula between funny tweets. Back then Emma covered the comedy devices that show up in many of the successful posts on X (Twitter) – the "me, an intellectual," "you had one job," "don't @ me," "TED talk time" tweets and many more.

    But of course, a successful tweet is only measured by the number of people it reaches. If the post got popular only among your friends and family, can you really call it a success? So we asked Emma Tannenbaum-Fine whether certain elements can help a funny tweet gain traction.

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    Emma says that a good, funny tweet should have similar characteristics to a good joke. "A successful, funny tweet, like a good joke, sets up an expectation and then breaks it with a surprise," she tells Bored Panda.

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    Funhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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    The comedy writer has some advice for people who want their tweets to get a little bit of traction. It needs three main elements: to relate to current events, be relevant to a wide audience, and give an authentic opinion.

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    "A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

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    Granted, not all jokes on X (Twitter) are winners. Some inevitably end up being real duds. Emma says that oftentimes people forget to infuse their tweets with a fresh take. 

    "When I go back and read, or randomly encounter, cringey things my friends and I said online ten or maybe twelve years ago, the common pitfall is: they tend to be just observations or complaints or half-baked thoughts," Emma admits.

    "There's nothing terrible about that, but it's not funny if it's missing that element of surprise and a clear, original point of view."

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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    eeeeeeeee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that people realised how important it is to be able to do things like that and still bristle at the idea to pay essential workers better while reducing their hours. All those 'low skill' jobs are still essential and still earn a ton of money for the companies, but somehow people still claim that the company deserves that money more than the workers who earned it because their labour is 'unskilled'. It's ridiculous. People should be paid accordingly and in relation to the worth their work generates and in relation to how much we need that work to be done. Wanting to pay for skills only is nothing but the excuse to fatten the bank accounts of the execs. And the quarantine has made that painfully obvious. That's why essential workers hate the upper class.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents working from home while watching their preschool kids HATE these tweets.

    Mary Lou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do people who lived alone struggling with loneliness, those living in unsave conditions at home and those loosing their jobs during covid...

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    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the rest of the population trying to wfh while schooling 3 kids while their partner was out of the house risking life and limb as an essential worker? I don’t know any of these dancey, bready, arty people but I’m glad you had fun.

    JOHN DOE
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    The horror of a parent having to take care of their children all day long.

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    Felipe Souza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not romanticize a pandemic

    PolymathNecromancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is no such thing... yes, there was countless continuing suffering; no, nobody would have asked for it, and nobody would invite it back... but many of us were saved from personal hells that we couldn't have escaped otherwise, short of offing ourselves.

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember it from other people whining about it while I worked double shifts propelling educational systems and their users into the digital age. :p It was nice having the road mostly to myself on the way to work though, less nice that I wasn’t even allowed time off to care for dying relatives.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in prison at the time. From having the right to go out and about in our unit, "medical", religious services, outdoor and indoor rec, we were kept not only just in our units, but in our rooms. Everything was brought to us. Once per (8 hr.) Shift, our unit guard would let us get hot water (cooking hot) and ice. No TV or gaming room, showers were scheduled, no laundry (no laundry was relaxed quickly). We weren't allowed phone or computer time, and had to ask to go to the bathroom. This was late winter or early spring of '20. Regulations were slowly relaxed, but it was extremely difficult.

    Funhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a lot of solitary time. What did you do to keep yourself and mind occupied during that time?

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    Donteatme666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I was working at food 4 less a grocery store at the time fun s**t (sarcasm in case anyone is dense enough not to know)

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the PEOPLE DYING and the economy tanking, FFS

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cleaner here... what bothered me most was that they would chear and clap for the essential workers at night, and meanwhile couldnt be assed to throw their used tissues and masks IN the bin, so i had to pick them up from the floor each night.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when covid was on it's peak , hospitals were overcrowded, whole country was in lockdown and we still had to go to work no matter what?

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, working in retail wasn't that much of a joy during that time

    G R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone = middle class affluent people.

    Mr. Nurse Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still do these things. Just have to fit them in around a work schedule that pays the bills or delay them until an opportune time.

    Tuesday 🇵🇸
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think we were in the same quarantine, I was depressed and suicidal

    Vinny DaPooh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You CAN live that lifestyle. You need to either be very rich OR give up on having any modern conveniences. But anyone that expects to have a huge bank account on 20 hours a week work is in another reality altogether.

    Dont Sellmyinfo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of us non medical workers, busting our asses to keep the world going got overlooked. I’m not taking anything away from the medical staff who had to see that. I’m a drug and alcohol counselor and some of my clients were those hospital and medical workers. The amount of trauma people had to deal with on a daily basis is horrifying. One of the parents of my client is an anesthesiologist. He basically helped people to have as painless deaths as possible all day, everyday. He drank because that was the only way he could sleep. The area I live in, the hospital he worked at, were hit hard. They had a fleet of refrigerated trucks to store the bodies. So many of my clients or their families overdosed because in person help wasn’t available. Most of the world shut down. Those tasked with keeping it running suffered immensely. We are the underpaid, the unseen, and yet still essential. The only beauty I saw during that time was the earth healing from the damage we inflict.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have recently been making bread, creating art, exercising 5 times a week, and drinking more water. It has been great!

    Cats are cute
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, actually my mom Night Shift nurse at the ICU in the second biggest hospital in Virginia that commuted an hour didn’t

    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life did not change at all we just had fewer customers

    Danni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the world healed, wildlife flourished, and pollution dropped..

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    Rostit. .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I remember having to go to work every day. That said, the first few weeks were magic with the lack of traffic.

    Osprey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't even essential, but my boss insisted that we were still important enough to keep the business open. We make disinfectant. Did not get to have time off work until I got covid, they gave me 7 days. I was so sick. I want a glimpse into what life is supposed to be like. Instead I got an extra dose of reality.

    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved quarantine. I got lot's of overtime at work. Bought a fishing boat with added income. Wearing masks and not going anywhere meant me and my wife just watched movies at home. Things were better back then. For me and the Mrs. At least. I know not for everyone.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the air was cleaner in some cities…that one hit me hard, the impact of our living on our lives.

    Rostit. .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a dip in all sorts of pollution.

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    Hi!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah man, what type of quarantine was I into? someone send me back

    Kay Christensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm retired. I get to do this EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. know y'all all jealous. 😎

    Mona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No, I do not remember that. I remember missing people so much.

    Duuuuuuude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not making any money. Forgot that one.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everyone" shows a limited grasp on how people's lives work.

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    How can joke aficionados and word craftsmen avoid that? Tattenbaum-Fine says the writers should dig deeper. She suggests asking yourself: 'What do I really, honestly, think about this topic?'

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    Georgie Montague
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

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    "If you dig deep and check in with yourself, your honest response to a current event might be totally unique and unusual because YOU are unique and unusual. People say lame and unfunny things because they are afraid to go a little further and find what's true for themselves. It's easier to play it safe," the comedy writer concludes.

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    Sweaterpants Mandles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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    Emma is a professional comedy writer and director. She launched her Substack 2 years ago and is currently mostly writing on that platform. "I haven't paid Twitter (X) a visit in a long time," Emma admits. At its beginning, the site was a great opportunity for aspiring comics to get themselves known.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

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    Kilgore-V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

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    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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    We ask Emma if she thinks Twitter (X) is still a place for aspiring comics and writers to get their start. "I think of Twitter now as a place for journalists to share breaking news and then for sociopaths to yell about it," she tells Bored Panda honestly. "But that doesn't mean that quality content won't get noticed."

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    Dispatcherqueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

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    Jenn White
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was offered membership to Hell's Angels in the back of my ambulance. (EMT here) It is very strange...

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    Emma tells us her preferred platform nowadays is Instagram. "I prefer Instagram because it allows you to engage with fellow comedians and strangers outside of comedy who can become fans."

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    "Sociopaths come to Instagram too, of course, but I feel like I can curate my feed with funny people who inspire me if I do so intentionally," she says.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never read the book but recognized the reference

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    Some Weirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

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    "Any medium you write in is a good fit for you if you're using it consistently and employing the feedback you get from readers to continue to hone your skills," Emma tells us.

    For her the place to do that these days is Substack. She started on there in July 2021 and got her Substack named a Featured Substack of 2022. Subscribe and say hello to Emma on Substack or on her Instagram.

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    Dave Forster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure how either is pronounced but like the idea!

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    Some Weirdo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's enough to put you in a fowl mood, that's for sure.

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    Barbara Kayton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely unexpected response made me laugh out loud.

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    Saphyre Fyre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shelter needs to stop allowing him to adopt pets!

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm safe, they'll never find mine (because I don't have one)

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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    Alex Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Stewart had just won the Best Actor Academy Award for Philadelphia Story in 1940 and everyone was wondering what was next for him. He enlisted in the Army Air Force in 1941, flew bombers during the war earning several medals for bravery. Ended up a General in the reserves. He went back to acting after the war and was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood for the next thirty years. I guess we're just built different now.

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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    Jonas Fisher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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    Wubbleyew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine if Trump came back as a ghost, would he be pale orange?

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    mommamarmar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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    Georgie Montague
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we have naturally occurring body hair. Deal with it.

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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    Annika Traritrara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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    simoncholland Report

    amy lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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    #62

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    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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    #63

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    vision_josie Report

    Andrea Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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    #65

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know not one, but TWO people who eat their sandwiches like this 😭

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