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This Page Is Dedicated To Cursed Zillow Listings And Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Ones
Our loyal readers know that if they hear the word “Zillow” it’s not gonna be a post about architectural masterpieces where the designs are award winning and where every little corner has its purpose.
Quite the contrary, we will dive into the zillionaire-approved houses of sheer insanity that show what happens when common sense and too many dollars in your bank account go on a date.
Thanks to the new and growing Instagram account “BizarreZillow” that has collected some of the most “seriously?!”-inducing Zillow listings, we now gotta see what cursed means when we talk real estate. So hold tight, things are about to get zillowy.
And be sure to check our previous article on beyond weird Zillow listings right here and here.
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#1
300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas
me: mom can we get the palace of versailles
mom: we have the palace of versailles at home
the palace of versailles at home:
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Well, the address is 300 NOBLE Avenue, after all. These folks just took it literally. And too far.
Channon Doughty 4 years ago
Except the gold leaf looks like pure 24k. His is cheap
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Rick Krivoniak 4 years ago
Um... what? The main difference between curtains and drapes is that drapes are lined.
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#2
Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md
Zenozenobee 4 years ago
I thought the same... until these mirrors poped out. What would be the use, being a vampire, to see my empty bed reflect all over the room?
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Vic 4 years ago (edited)
For Halloween they convert it into a colourful flower garden..
Load More Replies... k Wetherbee 4 years ago
The mirrors make me think they watched porn, taped porn...made porn? Lol. TO each their own :)
#3
Dracula Meets Hgtv... Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr E., Salt Lake City, Utah
Alyssa 4 years ago
That’s what I just thought of! Plus I just watched that again last night. Love her mansion.
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Mad Dragon 4 years ago
Look at the rest of the pictures, this house is gorgeous! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4623-S-Jupiter-Dr-Millcreek-UT-84124/69225455_zpid/
Stephanie de Blaauw 4 years ago
I love that it looks like the people had an aesthetic.. and then they had kids, so in came the hoop in the pool
To find out an expert’s take on these incredibly weird houses, Bored Panda reached out to Philippa Main, a licensed Tampa Bay Realtor® at Your Main Agent. Philippa went viral not so long ago for her hilarious house listing for “The Worst House On The Street” that you can read about in our previous post right here. Now, she has listed another priceless house description on Realtor.com that will surely crack a smile!
“Sometimes I feel like the earth cracked open right here in Tampa Bay and McMansions were born out of our sandy soil because we have so many communities full of them here,” Philippa said when asked if she has encountered a McMansion in her career.
#4
203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri
A.M. Pierre 4 years ago
I've actually toured old houses like this - it was the jail, but the sheriff would live up top so it looked normal there and the jail cells were down below.
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Nisse Danielsson 4 years ago
Seen this elsewhere, belonged to the towns police chief and it was partly a police station.
Hermien Greeff 4 years ago
This is the normal house in your town you pass every day, and then one day it's in the news, the town's librarian kept abducted kids in the basement for 20 years.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
And the neighbours didn't realise anything cause the librarian seemed such a nice person and everyone is shocked
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
Anyone else feeling slight vertigo looking at the first photo? I don't know how the builders did it, but they managed to make the house look like it's built on a wave.
Miriam L 4 years ago
It looks like it was built on a slope, but the photo isn't level with the foundation of the house and it is sort of looking upwards, so it warps the house. The partially-open gate adds to the visual confusion, but I'm pretty sure IRL that the house would be level and the yard and street on a rather steep slope.
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Karynne Williams 4 years ago
I am really hoping this was originally a sheriff's office or something and the left the cell. And not added to a normal house later for god knows what.
#5
When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This....yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Me too. Although I'd have plants all over that patio.
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Amy Cohen 4 years ago
I saw this. It's going for like $600,000 which is an amazing price for Chicago. I love It. We just couldn't figure out how you get to it. There's no sign of an elevator.
Nizumi 4 years ago
I see the fire escape stairs go all the way up to the roof..... ;)
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#6
The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In "The Munsters" 60's Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home
Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
Awesome show... let’s see what Rob Zombie does to it
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Orionpax75 4 years ago
So cool, was hoping to see the staircase if they made it open up for spot
Tisha M. Scott 4 years ago
I live down the street from it and it's such an interesting house. It gets alot of tourist in the area around Halloween.
“The Tampa real estate market is thriving now, but prior to the downturn in 2008, builders would throw these style of homes up left and right with extremely questionable design and construction choices (and I’m sure it was a similar story across the US).”
She added: “Now, 10+ years later, we’re feeling the effects of that with major structural problems on homes that really aren’t that old. Or these homes need extensive cosmetic upgrades because they are just not what the modern buyer is looking for.”
#7
Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Areoles, Queen Creek, Arizona
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Frankly it’s refreshing to see an interior that isn’t grey or white
Full of Giggles 4 years ago (edited)
Vibrant colors are actually quite common in homes around the Phoenix metro area. More so in the Latino and Hispanic community as those colors represent the pride of their culture and heritage. Edit: Queen Creek is in southeast Phoenix metro.
#8
“These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out....18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California
chrissy goodman 4 years ago
thats exactly wat i thought of. that and red dead redemption
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
I could still live there, though. Bet it’s the most popular house on the block to the neighborhood kids.
Gretchen Esquilin 4 years ago
We've been wanting to do something similar, but for our chicken coops. LOL
Anna Phalactic 4 years ago
Where does that left hand door lead in the 3rd picture... to your death?
#9
This One’s A Doozy! 32208 County Road, Saint Cloud, Minnesota
Alexia 4 years ago
Wow, I'd love to visit that. If the winged guy at the entrance allows it, that is.
CalamityJenMN 4 years ago
I used to live in this town. The YouTube video the owner made is definitely a must-see. The house is called "Poseidon's Fortress. https://youtu.be/DsJ-oREpzq4
Alexandra Nara 4 years ago
Wow absolute stunning how much creative work was done here..love the themes and the caveshower
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Valley Girl 4 years ago
If this is Jason Mamoa's house, blame BP for giving my your address. I'll be there soon, My Love
There's this entire fascination with tacky, over-the-top, and super posh houses on the internet. We asked Philippa what she thinks of it. “I think there are two categories of content that people can’t look away from—the aspirational and the train wreck. McMansions blur the line between the two so people can’t look away. You can look at these homes and fantasize about what it would be like to own a huge place of your own, but also feel a little bit of smugness knowing you would have made way better design choices,” she explained and added that “if you’re simultaneously being inspired but also cringing, and I think that makes scrolling through these homes an irresistible hobby for people.”
#10
Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell. 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago
Looks like seashells. As in too many of such.
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago
OMG! This place used to be an AirBnB! The house has carpet in the bathroom. It was a hard “nope” for me.
Raabh Aquino 4 years ago
Forget the cats, what's with these seashells covering their furniture?????
#11
This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas
Valley Girl 4 years ago
Plenty of room for the whole cult! Turn Key! All you have to do is decide where you want the sacrificial alter and bring your own Kool Aid!
Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
The goats are fine, but what’s with the deer?
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Karin Lange 4 years ago
if you have enough money and with a little creativity you can really make something nice out of it.
Fora Nakit 4 years ago
Just came here to say exactly that. It has the potential, but first, everything that is currently in, should go OUT.
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KD 4 years ago
From the listing: "The Water Castle (the walls are entirely filled with water) was built to harness the enormous thermal mass and heating/cooling properties of water to eliminate the need for an AC or furnace." As long as the water-filled walls actually work (and don't leak), it's kind of brilliant. Could do with a good interior designer, though.
F. H. 4 years ago
I assume it doesn't freeze there in winter, otherwise you might have some problems.
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Kat Olmstead 4 years ago
That's what I was thinking. Maybe they used the water for baptisms?
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Mangoes'nRum 4 years ago
endless possibilities = Ran out of money before completing the house build. This looks like something out of a half filmed project on Grand Designs.
#12
This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified...the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
This is the kind of decorating "trend" that is used in sensory deprivation torture. ACK!
From the point of a realtor, Philippa argues that there’s a home for every buyer and “it’s all about how you frame it to your clients.” “I work in one of the most desirable real estate markets in the country and we have extremely low inventory right now, so finding someone willing to buy a McMansion and cosmetically renovate it or fix larger problems is easier because there are so few homes out there,” she explained.
“In a more normal market, though, the super large homes definitely sit longer than others, because there is a trend of “less is more” when it comes to square footage. I also feel that the whole “do it yourself” fad with home renovations stopped being as popular about three years ago, so now people want move-in ready homes—they don’t want to have to rip out somebody else’s gaudy or tacky choices to start from scratch,” Philippa concluded.
#13
Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City
This 1,396 foot nightmare on “Billionaire Row” holds 147 apartments and is currently the 3rd-tallest residential building in the world, with a 15:1 height-to-width ratio that is one of the most slender in the world. Amenities include golf training facilities, a private Michelin-starred restaurant and a 4 story fitness center with an Olympic sized swimming pool, sauna and library curated by Assouline.
It sounds too good to be true because it is. Residents of 432 Park are facing millions of dollars worth of water damage from mechanical and plumbing issues, frequent elevator malfunctions, and walls that “creak like the galley of a ship” because the building sways violently in the wind. 432’s boxy design was inspired by a designer wastepaper basket.
Residents say they were promised move-in ready units and were instead greeted with a half-built, plywood filled mess on closing day. “The icing on the cake? Everybody hates each other here,” said resident Sarina Abramovich.
*cue ‘Succession’ theme song*
Interior images are from unit 80A (3bed/3bath) currently offered for sale at 20 million
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
If they can afford that place, they can afford to *move*, is my thought, so... I just hope it is empty before it collapses, b/c it sounds like it's on the way, alas.
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kybourbonpearls 4 years ago
Leave! If you have that much money then just leave! If the building has that many issues, you are looking at the next Miami condo collapse.
Jean-Michel Brevelle 4 years ago
"432’s boxy design was inspired by a designer wastepaper basket." This sort of says it all.
Christine 4 years ago
Yes! That's exactly what the description reminded me of. I think the book is a bit better than the movie, though. There's an audiobook where TH reads it in his beautiful voice.
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#14
Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!
Manuela Martins 4 years ago
THIS is incredible! A few touches here and there and I would move in.
Moe Lewis 4 years ago
On one hand, it reminds me of a bizarre cult compound. On the other, I desperately want it.
Gary Davidson 3 years ago (edited)
The living room almost looks like the living room from the D i ck Van Dyke Show.
#15
3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio
JuJu 4 years ago
You'll need the Winchesters, the Scooby gang and Buffy to clean it before moving in
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
And that little psychic woman from the Poltergeist film!
Load More Replies... Michelle M 4 years ago
Looks like the type of house in a haunted movie where the people are warned but still move in anyway.
prudence richardson 4 years ago
i don't think it was ever a church. it is nestled in a cemetery though.
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#16
280 Chiquita Rd., Healdsburg, California
cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
Does it comes with a Pastis bottle, a "Ricard" hat, an "almost white" tanktop and a free plumber smile?
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lara 4 years ago
OK, this not "minimalist" this is awful. It's like a concrete manufacturer had too much product left over.
Anggi Santika 4 years ago
Seems it's an old factory that was re purposed to be a house
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#17
Here’s A Demented House In Russia. I Don’t Know Any Details Because The Listing Is Entirely In Russian. New Yawk Babie
Prilsy 4 years ago
That is one of the swimming pools where You could encounter an assasin shark
Seabeast 4 years ago
I could imagine doing backstroke and crashing into the sides trying to follow the lines on the ceiling.
Load More Replies... Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
I love the outside and the kitchen. The other stuff not so much.
Caligirl20 4 years ago
I agree. I'm not in love with the outside and the kitchen but that blue on white is really pretty to look at. The rest of it is too much.
Load More Replies... Steve Venianakis 4 years ago
You don't, but if you can afford them why the hell not?
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Daria B 4 years ago
New York? Seems to me they were aiming for the Santorini look. From the exterior at least. Am I missing something....?
jaysko 4 years ago
It's in Russia. The person who wrote the caption is from New York. I think anyway
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#18
This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California
Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago (edited)
My life- from Barbie to Goth in less than 5 years. But the class is still there.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
And could you rent it out as sets for several different genres of movies? Hell it might as well earn you something back, considering what I imagine the sale price is.
HighlySuspkt 3 years ago
1950’s meets the Munster’s save the huge flatscreen tv in the second picture.
#19
If A Cheesecake Factory And A Rainforest Cafe Joined Forces... Located Just Fifteen Minutes From The House Jonbenet Ramsey Was Murdered In! 1133 Timber Ln., Boulder, Colorado
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
love this one too, nothing wrong with it, especially the last picture, those ceilings. love it
#20
This One Is More Peculiar Than Usual: $495,000/14.73 Acres And An Underground Missile Complex “One Of America's Most Top Secret Places Is Now On The Market
This complex is twelve minutes to the town of Benson. A time capsule - wrapped up and closed since 2016 to prevent vandals and curious explorers. Amazing and mysterious opportunities await the daring buyer. There’s a private well and electricity on-site! Views of the Rincon and Dragoon Mountains.”
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Imagine the look of horror on the face of your date, the first time they come home with you. Talk about testing potential partners!
Moe Lewis 4 years ago
Honestly, I want it. Get rid of all the rust and I can live out my underground dream
Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago
I'd love a place like this too. I'd make it into a huge library.
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autumn kraft 2 years ago (edited)
Looks like a cool place for a haunted house setup. Has anyone checked the radiation levels?
#21
I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten... 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey
cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
A good one, she's very dedicated and this is hilarious instead of just sad.
Load More Replies... Zenozenobee 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe because of the angel, but I would get away from there backwards and without blinking.... I think there is a possibility those are a new kind of weeping angels.
HighlySuspkt 3 years ago
This looks like the Christmas bazaar at the mall with the crappy mismatched bathroom from an 1950-60 era Yarings department store.
#22
1721 S 86th Cir., Omaha, Nebraska
Andrew Gibb 4 years ago
I like the way the lounge is so large it has hoover marks in the carpet like it has been mown
#23
This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan
Aunt Messy 4 years ago
Sort of down market Elton John meets Grandma that covers everything with plastic, meets Little Shop of Horrors.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I just know that there’s a lacy dolly covering the spare loo roll in the bathroom
Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
And a crocheted seat cover with a matching rug.
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 4 years ago
Those creepy little elf things are the worst of it. Can you imagine getting up in the middle of the night for water?
Sarah 4 years ago
If you made it to the kitchen you'd be counting the knives to make sure they're all still there.
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I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
The level of craftsmanship on those wooden double doors is astonishing.
k Wetherbee 4 years ago
The woodwork is stunning, The furniture is stunning. Not sure what this place has to do with Vampires. Reminds me of a Summer Newport Mansion. Awesome.
HighlySuspkt 3 years ago
Love the hand carved wooden doors, those are hinged and swing open and shut but I have seen another project that had similar doors that were sliding pocket doors.
#25
Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts
Zenozenobee 4 years ago
The starship cockpit is waiting for me to count down the time before "jump into hyperspace" while some robotic voice is announcing that the shields have been severly damaged...
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Hazel Rhea 4 years ago
If you have enough money to have this much fun, please do. Why not? Remember Richard Prior's film toy, kind of makes me think of that kids room. I might cry just thinking about the relationship between RP's character and the kid also I miss RP.
#26
If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life
Zenozenobee 4 years ago
This green room is a retinal migraine waiting to happen
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HighlySuspkt 3 years ago (edited)
The 70’s were good to this person, Jello mold and all. And for tea we will be serving tomato aspic and pimiento cheese sandwiches with a Harvey Wallbanger or Bloody Mary for your cocktail of choice for the afternoon, dinner will be meatloaf (never let your meat loaf!) with green bean casserole and a tossed salad, macaroni salad and/or your choice of soup dù jour , chicken noodle or Broccoli cheese soup.
Lydia Dean-Melchior 4 years ago
Ha! Love the land line! Nice touch to finish off that green green room.
#27
Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester
As the wife of William Winchester, creator of war rifles used throughout the 19th century, Sara’s life was plagued by misfortune, marked by the deaths of her infant daughter from wasting disease and husband who succumbed to tuberculosis. Stricken by grief, Sara was drawn to the trendy “spiritualism” movement of the era, and was told by a medium that her family was cursed and stalked by the souls of those killed by her husband’s weapons. This clairvoyant told Sara that the only way to escape the malevolent presence was to move west, build a home, and continue expanding it forever. Using her inheritance of nearly $1000 per day, Sara attempted to “trick” the ghosts by constructing a mansion filled with convoluted floorpans, winding hallways, stairs that lead to ceilings, and the infamous “door to nowhere” pictured on the 3rd slide which opens to a steep drop from the second floor.
The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World
Katchen 4 years ago
I found it just to be an interesting tour of a Victorian house. Not scary or unsettling for me in any way. Nice gardens.
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Julie Terrell 4 years ago
I'm devastated that in the 15 years "Supernatural" ran, the Winchesters never went to the Winchester House.
Lumps 4 years ago
I had such high hopes for this house when I took a tour as I had read stories about it since I was a little boy. While Mrs Winchester did conduct seances in the kitchen, the house isn't haunted. She was very superstitious is all so she would sleep in different rooms each night. But here's the thing, she had a very short attention span because 2/3's of the rooms were never finished. She started them, got bored and moved onto the next. The reason there are stairs to nowhere and drop offs is because she never planned it out. Wah wah
Be_ Heard 10 months ago
I would love a tour. It looks beautiful in the pictures. Maybe someday
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“There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois
Al Christensen 4 years ago
Or like the lobby/gift shop of a Cracker Barrel.
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Mary Hiers 4 years ago
I was thinking the same thing! That stove is a thing of beauty.
Load More Replies... Manuela Martins 4 years ago
The stove is nice, though. Was the only thing I recognized immediately.
Pheebs 4 years ago
Lolol. I was going to ask if this was the lobby of Cracker Barrel.
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Hilary Mol 4 years ago
The top photo doesn't look like "ugly things" -it's basically "American midwest rural country home 1930's-1940's." The bottom photo is "If Goodwill were a flea market".
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
It’s not all ugly, but there’s definitely waaaay to much of it. That one room looks like store displays—-you’d half expect to find price tags on everything, and a cash register in the next room. Regardless, just the thought of having to dust all that crap every week is giving me a headache.
#29
Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village
Alexia 4 years ago
That lady on the cushion blinked at me and I blinked back. Just in case it's some sort of code ;)
Auntriarch 4 years ago
Congratulations you may kiss the lady on the cushion
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Helwin 4 years ago
What do you guys have against colors ? This one is fine too. Not perfect sure but...
H G 4 years ago
No, no, no. Those sofa and chairs are a crime against humanity.
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I love Memphis style and the 80s/90s but this one was done kinda wrong. Too much contrast colors. I still kinda like it anyway.
Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago
In Europe is a brand named Desigual - their clothes/bags looks exactly like this.
#30
House Is A Dream
lara 4 years ago
Devastating that someone killed that Tiger so it could decorate someone's house. They should have killed and stuffed the hunter.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Now THAT would’ve been way more interesting, but reeeeeally hard to obtain. Plus, I shudder to think of the trend starting, where people have loved ones taxidermied and put on display at home, instead of properly buried or cremated—-and the aftermarket where the stuffed humans are sold to collectors. Please, no. No. NO!
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WillemPenn 4 years ago
It reminds me of the line from the "I Love Lucy" episode "Lucy Tells the Truth." ETHEL: Lucy, tell Carolyn what you think of her new furniture. LUCY: Uh, I said it was a dream didn't I Ethel? ETHEL: What kind of dream? LUCY: A bad dream you’d have after eating too much Chinese food.
Load More Replies... Jenifer Riggs 4 years ago
I really hope that Tiger is a fake replica and not a taxidermy hunting trophy.
Andrew Gibb 4 years ago
you can have a guided tour- by Dita herself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHyIOIstYRA
#31
How The Inside Of My Brain Feels After A Venti Cold Brew And 3 Hits Off The Dab Pen 3762 N. Harding Ave., Chicago, Illinois
Suzy the observer 4 years ago
Three pretentious houses in a row. Lousy taste is now officially a thing.
Jenifer Riggs 4 years ago
To dust this place would be hell, don't go if you have dust allergies.
#32
4302 Colony West Dr., Richmond, Texas
Airis Malfoy 4 years ago
I spy with my little eye - 1. Kermit Frog 2.Pink halloween basket 3. so many unable things which make my eyes hurt 😂😂😂
#33
If You Need Me I’ll Be In The Tub Of My Pink Carpeted Bathroom, Developing A Plot To Weasel My Way Into My Sugar Daddy’s Will. 2055 S. Joshua Tree Pl., Palm Springs, California
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
My, my. Looks like somebody reeeeeeaaaalllyy likes their jewel tone colors. Here’s the Ruby Room, and that’s the Emerald Room, and over there’s the Pink Tourmaline Room.
#34
3682 Princeton Pl., Boca Raton, Florida
Sue User 4 years ago
Yes, these houses fall into 3 categories: structurally okay but horribly decorated, major renovations needed and great guest house potential.
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Jenifer Riggs 4 years ago
People who build houses like this are letting out their inner child/nerd.
#35
Themed Rooms Consist Of A 1950s Inspired Drive-In Theater With Cadillac Convertible Bed, A ‘Gypsy’ Themed Suite With A Sunken Stone Hot Tub, An Ancient Roman Room With Chariot Bed, An Egyptian Room With A Life-Sized King Tut Sarcophagus, A Parisian Themed Room With A Spiral Staircase And Loft, And A Pirate Suite With A Hidden Treasure Chest
#36
34 Prescott Ave., Bronxville, New York
“Two very different artists live in this house; one does caricatures and collects historically significant bronze animal sculptures, the other creates wildly colorful installations, sculptures and paintings, which are spread all over the interior…walls, floors, cabinets and ceilings. Their South African heritage, together with items brought back from travels to India, Mexico, Ethiopia, Mali, Burkina Faso and Morocco blend into eclectic, international interiors.”
Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
The outside gives me funny feelings...the inside killed them...
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Few coats of paint on the inside to lighten and brighten it up, plus some clearing of dead branches from right up against the house and some landscaping to add seasonal pops of color to the yard, and I could live here. Oh, and plenty of sage burning and holy water sprinkling in every room too (and I’m not even all that religious).
Karen Grace 4 years ago
I actually kind of like this one. Even the bedroom. I'm guessing those stars can light up at night.
Karen Grace 4 years ago
Not that chair in the bedroom. It needs recovered or gone.
Load More Replies... Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
The furniture would have to go, and the ceiling in the bedroom, but this is workable.
Cheri Aline Sydney 4 years ago
I absolutely love the exterior... I can imagine the million ways I would decorate the interior.... If only, if only.....
kybourbonpearls 4 years ago
Even the cherubs are disgusted with this! They look like they are trying to kill whoever sleeps in that bed.
#37
This Is So Darksided I Feel Physically Sick And Can’t Breathe 317 S Jefferson St., Princeton, Kentucky
Karen Grace 4 years ago
I would love all that cobalt glass in the 2nd picture. It's such a beautiful color.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Heavy antique (or reproduction) furniture and waaaay to much clutter. Is the exterior Victorian (real or late-eighties faux)?
lil_gremlin 4 years ago
the last picture looks like some 7-year-old's princess tea party themed birthday party tbh
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
How in the world can it be so rich and large, but so crowded and claustrophobic at the same time? Remove half the furniture and it might be lovely.
Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
Since it’s all out In the open, instead of in a nicely sealed cabinet, it’s going to need washing every couple of weeks just to keep the dust from building up. That would get old fast.
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#38
The Kellogg Mansion In Dunedin Isles, Florida
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
As for that arched picture window, I would’ve thrust the center wing where it’s located out closer to the water, and moved the right and left wings back, plus made it a bigger window—-and added more large arched windows, or just changed the whole damned window design—-so I could have more of a 180+ degree view, instead of the tunnel vision they ended up with.
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
I live minutes from it. This place was just in our local news this week because it's possibly being demolished, but local historians are fighting it.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
The room with a big mirror wall is a bit odd, but otherwise standard mansion, what’s wrong with it?
#39
Come On Barbie Let’s Go Party! I Don’t Have The Exact Address Of This One, But It’s In Waterford, Michigan
Whitney Gal 4 years ago
I hate to admit this but I love the pool room. The rest of it is a big no.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Legitimately, if it wasn’t somewhere gross like Michigan, I’d at least inquire lol.
#40
Choices Were Made Here. None Of Them Good. 3808 Zieber Rd., Santa Rosa, California
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Very heavy Spanish-type decor. Like a seventies Ramada Inn, except not as much red and black.
#41
1969 Mansion! Getting “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” Vibes. 1240 S Manzanita Ave., Palm Springs, California
Aunt Messy 4 years ago
Expensive, though. You'd spend a lot of money ripping out the carpet and probably the bathrooms and kitchen. Then you'd have to tear out all of the fake stone...... If you ripped it down, then rebuilt it on the same floor plan, it would be a lot cheaper.
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Miranda Prince 4 years ago
Me too! I want to drink cocktails in that living room.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
I could see the Rat entire Pack just kicking back and relaxing at this Palm Springs address.
Wilf 4 years ago
That's actually very interesting historic building. It is very rare for something of that age to retain its original interiors, and they are good quality interiors too. If that was in the UK, and assuming it was designed by a known architect/designer it could almost be considered of listable quality- i.e. worthy of legal protection.
Wilf 4 years ago
Just looked up the original listing- I was right. " This home was designed for entertaining, and is rich in local history. Past residents on the street include: Elizabeth Taylor, Liberace, Eva Gabor, Loretta Young, Julie London, and Jack Webb. This home was the recipient of the PS ModCom's prestigious Residential Preservation Award in 2015. This exceptional mid-century property was designed by architect Robert Lewis in 1965."
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#42
9125 S Buffalo Dr., Las Vegas, Nevada
Whitney Gal 4 years ago
It looks like it used to be a funeral home. Or maybe the owners just wanted it to look like it used to be a funeral home.
#43
We Get It... You Got Bullied In High School And Now You Put Waaaay Too Much Effort Into Your Comic Con Costume. Get Some Therapy
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
If your mom likes art, this house would offend her so so so badly.
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Sage Gusano 4 years ago (edited)
I like it. Amusing how the headline itself is actually bullying them.
lil_gremlin 4 years ago
those purple leaves are so pretty! are they wisteria, some kind of tree, or fake?
#44
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! 1250 Miami Path, Lake Orion, Michigan
Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
Gak! How could you ever relax with all those patterns assaulting you?
#45
3116 Inlet Rd., Virginia Beach, Virginia
Cynthia Bonville 4 years ago
So the Chihuly in the grand entrance is fricking amazing, the rest not so much. Well I lie, to the right as you enter is some nice glass pieces as well.
Aunt Messy 4 years ago
Rip out the carpets, paint the entire thing NOT white and force them to take all of their "art" with them. Donate the Chihuly (although they'd probably move it, if its a real Chihuly and not a knockoff) because do you really want to clean that thing?
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#46
The Listing Describes This House As “Charming And Spacious” 487 Harris St., Lebanon, Oregon
Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
Spacious? I couldn’t walk through there without knocking into something
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
It's a spacious place that took a lot of effort to make it feel closed in, but the owners were up to the challenge.
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Seabeast 4 years ago
That pink thing hanging from the ceiling in the second picture makes me want to sneeze.
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Well, if it was chockerblock full of kitschy s**t, it would have a chance to be spacious. I DO like the garden, though.
Amanda Panda 4 years ago
I think when we think of hoarders we think of stacks of newspapers and piles of cat feces... but these are just different examples of hoarding. How bizarre.
#47
We Love A Mirrored Dining Room 4923 Kessler Boulevard East Dr., Indianapolis, Indiana
Jordan Prichard 4 years ago
This house is a danger to anyone with no coordination, or with a few drinks in them...
Kafran 4 years ago
I was just thinking that. I can actually see my self tumbling down all those stairs lol
Load More Replies... Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
The middle and bottom pictures are like something out of the old "Myst" computer game
#48
I Genuinely Dig This House 126 Old Hopewell Rd., Wappingers Falls, New York
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
Spoilers: there's a replica of the Oval Office in there and a ton of drum sets.
Load More Replies... Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
Thanks for the tip to clip on the bizarrezillow link at the bottom of the photo. The house has a lot to offer, I like the tall ceilings in the main area and the swimming pool!
#49
304 S Lakeview Ave., Sturgis, Michigan
Michelle Carlson 4 years ago
Sturgis is a teeny little country town. HOw did this end up here!?
#50
Giving Me Game Of Thrones, Jimmy Buffet, And Extreme Home Makeover All At Once?? 14125 Nw Germantown Rd., Portland, Oregon
#51
This Listing Is One Of The Most Poignant Character Studies I’ve Ever Seen. 5217 S Scout Island Cir, Austin Texas
#52
I Swear I’ve Been Here In A Dream. The Inside Is A Different Shape Than The Outside. Lovecraftian Horror On. 10160 Nw Oak Ridge Rd., Yamhill, Oregon
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
"House of Leaves" vibes. (It's a novel by Mark Z. Danielewski. Well worth a read.)
Carrie B 4 years ago
I have that book and I love dark scary stories, but I can't figure out how to read it. I've tried several times but it's like my brain can't process the format. Any tips on how to read it?
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#53
22 Woodlane Dr., Newnan, Georgia
Suzy the observer 4 years ago
Brutalism applied to a home is rare. I oddly like this as I imagine it filled with edible plants and flowers.
Little Wonder 4 years ago
I don't hate it, and y ou're right - a ton of plants in here would make it much better and more interesting.
Load More Replies... Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
If that's a swimming pool, I'm in! Plants along the walls.. it's got potential.
Tammy Kirks 4 years ago
This is fantastic! Just needs some great decor and it would be stunning.
Sunshine Sunshine 4 years ago
Brutalism! The price was right too. What s place
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I Try To Highlight Unconventional Design Choices Rather Than Rely On Visual Gags For Content, But I’ll Make An Exception Here Because I Would Die For These Women. 6040 Traylor Ave., Sarasota, Florida
#55
720 California Ave., Reno, Nevada
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
"I have to look at this. All. The. Time."
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
"no dogs on this sofa" LOL, more "noone on this sofa or your skin may turn into the same fabric".
#56
23645 Country Villa Rd Ramona, California
Karen Grace 4 years ago
Somebody really likes green, or they're color blind. Either way, too much green!
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Green is my favourite colour and this is too much even for me.
Load More Replies... Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
This would be bad for your mental health. Wherever you went in the house, your skin would be reflecting a sickly green.
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
Go for pale green or white, plain walls and I think it would fix most of it. Those high-contrast wall papers are murder on the eyes!
Tammy Kirks 4 years ago
Oh, I love this! Orange is my normal "go-to" color but I love the commitment to this!
#57
6561 Shady Side Rd., Shady Side, Maryland
Jordan Prichard 4 years ago
Looks like an old ass tv or a really bad piano
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Nothing Screams Luxury More Than Zebra And Two-Toned Cow Motifs In One Room! I’m Honestly Not Mad At This Though, That View. 9120 Riverside Dr., Fort Washington, Maryland
#59
Imagine... The Year Is 1963
#60
I Might Be Insane, But I Think With The Right Designer And Some Tlc This Place Could Be Really Chic! 1829 Val Verde Ln., Delano, California
#61
608 Warren Blvd., Broomall, Pennsylvania
Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
This one is sneaky. The outside looks 70’s normal, but once you’re inside…
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago
It's like a serial killer: so many problems beneath the bland, commonplace exterior.
#62
174 E La Verne Way, Palm Springs, California
Summer Woodsong 4 years ago
Blue is my favorite color, too..... but, just paint those blue and white walls all white and start over.
#63
The Mentally Ill Wife Of A Mobster Probably Decorated This And I Love It 23 Graceview Dr., Kinnelon, New Jersey
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Al Christensen 4 years ago
Well, these places beat the stultifying blandness of all the interchangeable, tastefully neutral, professionally staged homes littering the market. And I have to appreciate the home owners who boldly declared, "F#ck you, I like what I like."
Peter Kelly 4 years ago (edited)
These inspire a number of trains of thought: How do people who are clearly stupid acquire so much money? They are grotesque examples of excess. How would they ever keep these places clean? Even just dusting would be almost impossible. Who are the photographers who are fixated on 'overcooked HDR'? The processing is almost worse than the buildings (if that's possible!).
First Name Last Name 4 years ago
Answers: 1. Inheritance. 2. Hire someone. 3. Realtors. They do the HDR thing to distract you from the comically wide lenses they use to make a 10x10 foot room look big enough to play basketball in. Remember...realtors are nothing more than marketing agents. The only difference is that realtors are not bound by upper management to keep them from going too far.
Load More Replies... Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Most of these homes would be fine if you cleared out all the junk and replaced the pain and carpet.
Not Proud British 4 years ago
You ain't seen nothing til you've seen Longleat House in the UK. Lord Bath, a British eccentric, has a safari park for a garden and some rather unusual interiors. Brace yourself for the bedroom art....
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
I think quite a few of them will be okay when all of the furniture, decorations, etc are removed.
Al Christensen 4 years ago
Well, these places beat the stultifying blandness of all the interchangeable, tastefully neutral, professionally staged homes littering the market. And I have to appreciate the home owners who boldly declared, "F#ck you, I like what I like."
Peter Kelly 4 years ago (edited)
These inspire a number of trains of thought: How do people who are clearly stupid acquire so much money? They are grotesque examples of excess. How would they ever keep these places clean? Even just dusting would be almost impossible. Who are the photographers who are fixated on 'overcooked HDR'? The processing is almost worse than the buildings (if that's possible!).
First Name Last Name 4 years ago
Answers: 1. Inheritance. 2. Hire someone. 3. Realtors. They do the HDR thing to distract you from the comically wide lenses they use to make a 10x10 foot room look big enough to play basketball in. Remember...realtors are nothing more than marketing agents. The only difference is that realtors are not bound by upper management to keep them from going too far.
Load More Replies... Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Most of these homes would be fine if you cleared out all the junk and replaced the pain and carpet.
Not Proud British 4 years ago
You ain't seen nothing til you've seen Longleat House in the UK. Lord Bath, a British eccentric, has a safari park for a garden and some rather unusual interiors. Brace yourself for the bedroom art....
Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago
I think quite a few of them will be okay when all of the furniture, decorations, etc are removed.
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