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The humble meme is really a foundational building block of the internet these days. You can endlessly scroll through them on a boring commute, you can send them to your loved ones, some folks basically communicate just by sending memes in lieu of anything else. So it can always be useful to have a new selection to pick from.
We’ve gathered some hilarious, random and just relatable memes from this dedicated Instagram page. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
Apparently there's a lion's tic toc (see Mrs Irish Mom's comment below) so they must have got round the problem with the huge paws.
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Pan Narrans 1 year ago
"My dad is an ugly weirdo, but he's the best dad alive and I love him very much" is more appropriate.
Mrs Irish Mom 1 year ago
Its a lions tic toc on how to eat humans, dont forget the salt and.pepper to taste
Mary Peace 1 year ago
If there's a lion's tic toc I'm sure they've got round the problem of typing with the huge paws!
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InfamousBerry34 1 year ago
If I was a girlfriend and I wasn't hungry this is exactly what I would want to eat!
SuperChicken 1 year ago
That's right. One can never go wrong with an extra dip.
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Shelby Richeson 1 year ago
LOOOL as a woman, this is actually so smart and also annoying! Incredible
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Ahhh, there's something like this at a restaurant I go to with my partner. Brain fart and can't remember which place.
Given the sheer quantity of memes being put out every single minute, it’s quite obvious that not all of them will be great. Indeed, most memes are just an iteration of a template, while new “forms” are being suggested every day through the magic that is the internet. As you can imagine, most of them simply do not catch on at all as they lack some key components.
Namely, a meme needs to be recognizable in form and function. This is one of the reasons why they can spread around the globe so quickly, as they have some element that most folks with an internet connection can recognize immediately. At the same time, a meme also needs a “template” or core concept that can be replicated but with a twist. Take the popular Tuesday meme, for instance—it uses a simple and relatable concept, making it easy for people to create and share their own versions, contributing to its widespread appeal.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
They’re unbearably cute, I also agree with this comment.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Yeah, another lying picture. It promises a dog, but only delivers bears.
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waarimelone 1 year ago
Must be the Holy Grail of soap, then, because I tried to use bar soap on my mane and it didn't give me a full facial and a hair treatment.
crazy_cat_notAlady 1 year ago
Then there are cats who use their own saliva and have gorgeous shiny clean fur!
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
It's not fair. We have creams for everything and they use dish soap on hair and face and look fantastic, no wrinkles, soft skin, luscious hair! And don't start me on the eye lashes.
Papa 1 year ago
Maybe it's just saying you spend too much money and effort trying to make yourself beautiful? I'll agree most women don't need it.
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Silly Panda Cat 1 year ago
I can say as a man, that I try to work my hair with shampoo and conditioner but it still doesn't do what I want
At the same time, memes aren’t just about entertainment and jokes, although they do excel at that. They are a core building block of digital culture, which encompases a lot more than just humor. Political ideas can and are spread through memes, which have a pretty unique ability to transcend language and cultural barriers.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I mean, I’m sure Batman has an electric proof suit somewhere collecting dust.
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SleepSycho 1 year ago
What if they are sugar-based biodegradable chairs? I like to think they are :)
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The Announcer 1 year ago
When technology advances to the point of shrinking things, we'll be ready to feast.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I knew I wasn't the only person who used the pizza table as obvious doll furniture:)
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
Dream on, lol! This was an ad campaign in 2018. Lasted about a week or so: https://www.adsoftheworld.com/campaigns/the-pizza-patio-set
Ultimately, the memes that “make it” are the ones that can capture some universal experience or feeling in a way that can be remixed and reformed. Because they are so easy to make and accessible, you can find memes about current events often moments after they happen. Indeed, this is how many people actually engage with the news in the first place.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
People that live in the country side and see hundreds of cows on a daily basis?
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AnkleByter 1 year ago
In my family, when you see cows you must say "herd", then someone else must say "herd of what?". Then you must reply with "herd of cows". Then they must say "sure I've heard of cows, there's a whole bunch of them right over there". It's in the rules we totally make up.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Add the joke about the farmer can shoot you for worrying sheep
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
I only do this when travelling abroad. In fairness I see the domestic ones every day, foreign cows are much more exciting!!!
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Mike F 1 year ago
And grow a butt, perhaps the vest would cover the suspenders tho.
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Evan not Hansen 1 year ago
Why are both of them, especially the one on the right, leaning back so much? Forget dressing like that, how do you stand like that 24/7? Also why would anyone wear a vest as pijamas?
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Jaya 1 year ago
As did all the non serial killers from the 80s. (all the serial non killers? How do you say the opposite?)
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
As soon as they are arrested, they get glasses. Do you suppose their poor vision was to blame for their crimes?
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Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
And yet he’s holding a can of Woodpecker, a barely second rate cider, too sweet, a nasty facsimile of a cider.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
She just had to barricade the door(s)... No anger or violence required. She would have got a decent night's sleep and he... well, who cares about his drunk @ss?
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René Sauer 1 year ago
And then, for whatever reason, a car comes and plows over this with someone inside.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Dont forget the loud hissing and shrieking in the morning…
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I joke I'm half raccoon. The other half of course, is dryad 👍
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Jef Corb 1 year ago
No.No they're not. Please take thatpicture down immediatly
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Heather Menard 1 year ago
Omg there is a tiny house I was looking at almost as small as this and they are asking 450000
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
I was looking at nice houses in some bit more remote areas in Finland the other day... You can get your retirement place for something like 20-30k if you're not picky about the location (meaning limited grocery etc options in walking distance and on call only transportation but still the basics)
Steve Robert 1 year ago
Imagine all the homes that will be inherited by our kids. They may end up being the richest generation of all time. If we don't blow ourselves up first
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Dumb teenager 1 year ago
What would be interesting is if the earth was a hollow sphere with us inside it and a constantly changing smaller sphere of cloud that frequently caught fire creating an illusion of a sun. The blue sky and weather events could be explained by seeing the ocean above us as well as the ball of cloud and the smoke produced when it burns. The alternating in burning would lighten and darken the sphere to create night and day. Planes could fly in strieght lines to any location.
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Hard to explain without a diagram. Obviously the idea fails to explain the entire universe outside of our planet but it’d make a better conspiracy theory then a flat earth in my opinion.
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smugdruggler 1 year ago
It has been hypothesised that the universe might be toroidal in shape.
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Kangaroo 1 year ago
Did y’all know they make 18+ Lego sets? (Not as dirty as it sounds) I’ve been obsessed lately.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
Jsyk Ikea sells basic legos bunch at a lowish price. The only thing limiting what you can do with them is the imagination. Oh dog I sound like an advert, but I had the mix of pieces as a kid and visiting Ikea a week ago reminded me why they were fun
SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
Don't have to remember to feed them or clean the bowls. Or keep an eye on the cat.
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Robert Skinner 1 year ago
Hey see if he can float up a little more I can't get the top of the ceiling
Historyharlot93 1 year ago
I could see this on LikedIn, where they spout motivational nonsense
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Fussy1 1 year ago
Well I'm not sleeping tonight. I thought she was about to turn the blender on and make a baby smoothie!!
Deirdre Segraves 1 year ago
My son had to have chest x-ray prior to open heart surgery at 9 months old and this was super tramatic for me. And the nurse said "Don't worry, when he's screaming like that it gives us a great picture! Opens up his chest really well!" OK ma'am. 18 years later and I can still see my little baby in a blender.
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 1 year ago
Pretty sure somebody put a caption like "this is how liberal abort babies" got shared a lot and now the supreme Court is messed up
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Whatever helps find out what’s going on with the baby. No child should suffer. (Hate to bring a depressing side to it but it’s true).
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smolspeedycats 1 year ago
Every time you walk out the door you get a free humidifying treatment
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Barbara Wilcock 1 year ago
Like walking through an airport and thinking 'Did I pack my own bags' ?
PenguinQueen 1 year ago
Legit makes you question your family loyalty as a kid who knows damn well they packed no bags... but 100% added things to their parents 👀😎
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Stryker Tyger 1 year ago
If I go to a gas station (petrol provider to you Euro folks) and use their bathroom, I have to buy something. It's just polite to spend money after wrecking a toilet.
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SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
In a conversation he crosses his legs so you can see how much of his time you are wasting.
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Vinny DaPooh 1 year ago
Any weekday. On weekends when I actually have time to sleep my body says get up at 7 am
Duvet Woman 1 year ago
Don't forget all the weird freaky dreams you have after waking early and falling asleep again.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
One of the perks of retirement: every night is Friday. And every day is Saturday. It's like college, except there are no papers to write and no finals to take!
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago (edited)
My phone alarm snoozes for 9 minutes, which is actually 18 minutes and then I’m late. Thanks phone…
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Alexander Peschl 1 year ago
He ran SOME of them through coinstars, others he sold for a few *thousand* dollars. This is called selective information and is a huge problem in the US.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
A local idiot stole a shotgun to rob a bank and managed to get away with a few hundred £. Unfortunately he was caught and the shotgun had been worth ten times that
Andy Cran 1 year ago (edited)
lemon juice bank robber, covered himself in lemon juice because someone told him it was used as invisible ink....he was baffled as to how he was caught
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Someone also told him "when life gives you lemons, rob a bank." The dude really needs better advisors.
Load More Replies... Raymond Smith 1 year ago
I call BS. Any coin machine I’ve ever used will kick out anything that has “real” silver content because they don’t weigh the same as the new alloy materials used to make money. Also most of the “rare” coins are different denominations and sized so they also get kicked out. I have found more silver money by running coins through a sorter and it kicking those out. So when they do get kicked out check them out first. Also silver money usually won’t even work in vending machines.
SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
Some people should get 5 years just for being dumb. His mugshot is a ... "Really Dude?" expression.
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Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Really? I read about him but didn't knew that. Man... The paople who convinced him to bathe must feel really bad.
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J J 1 year ago
If your fan hadn't been cleaned in 60+ years and smoked animal dung. This is a real person. Most dirty man alive. He passed last year I think.
Kylie 1 year ago
Is this the guy that didn't bathe for decades because he thought it was a bad thing then had a bath and passed away a few days later at 96?
Load More Replies... SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
Bet he hasn't been sick in decades. My mom had a clock whose face was almost that dirty. Been saying she was going to clean for years. One day she finally opened it up and cleaned it. The clock stopped working a few hours later.
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bas moelard 1 year ago
And how he didn't discover lots of blood on his pillow
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Cresida Jhones 1 year ago
It's not the same. The story you refer to is about a couple, the girlfriend was killed, the boyfriend got simillar injuries like in the post. Nice to see another MrBallen fan tough.
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BananaAnna 1 year ago
Belly laughed out loud. Don't do that often enough.
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Caroline Overill 1 year ago
If I had an emotional support dog he would have turned himself in at an animal shelter
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Salesman showing up out of nowhere: “Soooo about that extended warranty…”
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Yeah, I have to admit that the Avengers did not have much respect for the term "collateral damage."
Dread Pirate Roberts 1 year ago
Lol practically every superhero movie. Especially if there's more than one hero and/or villain
Cindy Brick 1 year ago
We call this a "Who's gonna clean up all this mess" movie...Godzilla and King Kong movies are REALLY bad.
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Ed Brancheau 1 year ago
Great. Now I'm going to Hell for laughing because I certainly can't admit it in the Confessional.
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SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
Designer bathroom makeover - "Grunge Minimalist", price starts at $10k
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Isaac Nemo 1 year ago
He has been stung many times, causing his face to swell up, and hes offering the picture as proof the honey is real. At least, that's the joke
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The Announcer 1 year ago
So many guys would come out of the bathroom with wet hair trying to do this
SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
😂 This should be an actual contest! $100K prize if the guy could make that arc facing the bowl. $1,000,000 prize if he could do it backwards. That would be one reality show I'd be sure to watch. Doubt if any guy would actually win any money but they would get a few dates out of it.🤣
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Dumb teenager 1 year ago
And then got put in the cell next door for reckless driving
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Shouldn't he be able to get a ride somewhere? You know he didn't have any money on him.
Maria Maria 1 year ago
It's always Florida. You never hear about a man from Colorado who signs his name in the show with urine after robbing a bank. It's always Florida.
gijeff58 1 year ago
I was drunk at the bar one night and took a taxi home, the driver charged me $35 for a 3 mile drive and said because I was drunk and could vomit thats the fee, I said I would not pay that s**t and just take me back to the bar and Ill walk, 5 minutes later, "That will be $75 please!"
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
That kind of pricing should be illegal and is in many places
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Dread Pirate Roberts 1 year ago
Lol that guy even looks like the stereotypical "Florida man" 😂
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The Announcer 1 year ago
I used to live in Arizona....I remember seeing stories on the news about baking eggs or cookies in the car.
Alex Walford 1 year ago
This happened once in Britain, the Walkie Talkie building, whose shape creates a giant mirror, started fires
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Bonkers & Curious Panda 1 year ago
Someone please explain. Is this real? Because I thought I lived in the hottest country in the world, it's scorching hot here but I've never seen car parts melt. So, is this real? Please I need to know!
Steve Robert 1 year ago
My daughter graduated from Arizona State, and lived several years in Mesa. When it's 118, you just stay inside. Kids couldn't go swimming because it was too hot. And with global warming, I don't think it's going to get cooler anytime soon.
Stymied Egan 1 year ago
Visited AZ many years ago. My friend warned me to leave the windows slightly open. Windshields had popped out of the car and or broken due the the extreme heat. I had a empty cassette case in the car. It melted into a V shape.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
I wonder if they were parked at a glass building that reflected the sun onto the cars? You had better leave your windows cracked unless you want a shattered windshield. This has been verified by a friend that lives in Phoenix. My son didn't believe me when I told him to crack the window on whatever he's driving when it gets hot here in NC. I just happened to be talking to Linda and had her tell him about it, every year when people move to AZ it happens.
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Jenny Mason 1 year ago
Why are these drinks so violently orange-coloured? This is the colour of Fanta in the UK: https://www.glencrest.co.uk/buy/fanta-orange-500ml-24-pack-uk-ni_1453.htm
SuperChicken 1 year ago
Yes! Every time I see that on the menu, I make sure that i get that.
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I always forget how bright orange drinks are in some places.
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Violent Doll 1 year ago
This is clearly a diagram on how to hide from an evil baby. Very useful.
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
It reminds me of medieval paintings where the babies look like old people. They should have thrown in a cat for good measure. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0344/6469/files/ugly-cat-paintings-2.jpg?v=1531239931
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Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
Then you posted it on social media which your mom probably checks
Little Wonder 1 year ago
joke /dʒəʊk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
Load More Replies... featherytoad 1 year ago (edited)
He mistakenly broke the vase. I wonder what he meant to break.
Caroline Overill 1 year ago
There will come a time when he’s bigger Dez and punches your head in. Or alternatively shows this to your girlfriend.
Susie Main 1 year ago
jeez, I've just read the comments. Why do people with literally no sense of humour/the ridiculous even bother to come to Bored Panda? It must be having a promotion for joy-suckers today.
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ENSJ 1 year ago
They actually do that in Denmark. Bodies are buried vertically and the small plot of land on top is turned into a memorial garden (no large headstone) for the deceased. Honestly really beautiful.
Luna Cieslak 1 year ago
They actually get cremated before being buried in the memorial garden. So, yes, they are buried vertically in their urn.
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Littlemiss 1 year ago
I read the cemetery comment first, then this. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
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featherytoad 1 year ago
I'm imagining OP very carefully and lovingly placing each dino.
Load More Replies... Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Good way to hide a body also. No one is looking for a small round hole. Even better plant a protected flower tree or other plant on top so no one will want to move it.
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
A very useful concept. Land is scarce in highly-developed areas, and this can help a lot. I just hope that if I get buried that way, I land on my feet.
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Me Oh My (He/They) 1 year ago
In high school, and thank F**K we don't have to find the area of these.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Looks like "well, when two liquor store paper bags love each other very much..."
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
That is beyond high school level. If it's a shape newly seen in our bodies, it's serious microbiology. It's also high level crystallography. Either way, it's university level science.
Thomas Ewing 1 year ago
That didn't stop my HS in the 1970s from teaching macroeconomics as a required subject in grade 10. STOOPID!
Load More Replies... joanne kearns 1 year ago
Phew! Thank god they've found it. I was getting worried. I'll sleep better tonight 🙄
David Paterson 1 year ago
Base times height for the pair of them. Divide by two for one. Easy peasy.
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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
More proof that modern management is blindingly stupid. Einstein once said "Genius has its limits, but stupidity is not similarly inhibited." He must have seen this sign.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
Good. I'm not hungry enough to eat two quarter pounders. /s
Load More Replies... SHARON BARRIOS 1 year ago
You would be surprised how often signs like these work to increase business.
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Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago
Consider A fourth- like the top right but put pants on the back 4 legs only.
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Jenny Mason 1 year ago
Mine was demolished and a brand new one was built in its place. They even changed the school name.
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rorschach-penguin 1 year ago
I swear to god. Every time I'm about to leave a school/university, they do something new and cool. And a year after I arrive, they put up a bunch of new, clear, helpful signage.
Tim Douglass 1 year ago
All 4 years of HS I lobbied for marching band and for a soccer team. Both started the year after I graduated.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
My parents did this. Literally the summer after I moved out they redid the kitchen and added a pool. WTAF!!!
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
My old schools: Asbestos hazard but a protected historical site, renovated but closed for air quality issues, torn down, not sure if it's in any use but the basement is radiation hazard.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
I could make a list of our schools but it would be way to long, but the ones that stand out are Briarwood and Plaza Towers. I very briefly lived in Moore until my Dad was killed and our house was by PT so 2 of my brothers and I attended that school. Unfortunately Both schools were damaged and Plaza Towers took almost a direct hit by an EF-5 tornado on May 20, 2013 that killed 7 students. They have a memorial for each student outside of the school when it was rebuilt in 2014. When what would have been their class graduated from high school, all 7 were given posthumous high school diplomas that were presented to their parents at the graduation ceremony in May 2023.
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Steve Robert 1 year ago
Still remember being glued to the TV at work in Santa Monica watching. Coincidentally, the running back that replaced OJ worked with me at the time. He said " I know OJ. And when he's mad he'll rip your eyes out!".
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Bewarethere@gmail.com 1 year ago
Ab-so-f*****g-tly. Try living in the south. It's f****n scary as s**t!
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Kangaroo 1 year ago
Especially 55 year old Wolverine. I mean, 55 year old two-Batmans-kissing.
Load More Replies... David Paterson 1 year ago
No offence but unlike all Marvel movies this one has a background that isn't pitch black.
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Jaya 1 year ago (edited)
It's interesting how so many people fuss about this nowadays, when the use of the word 'milk' in plant-based products that are a white liquid is centuries old. The term coconut milk was already used in the late 1600s and the term almond milk was even used in the 14th century and almond milk at least the 18th century and maybe even the 14th century.
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
I often wonder what churches would look like if Jesus had died by the electric chair
bas moelard 1 year ago
I think religious people are glad that, according to the bible, he died on a cross instead of drowned. It's pretty weighty and awkward to walk around with a fishtank around your neck
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Mike F 1 year ago
I have a 10+ year old S6 that I found out today will work as a remote for my new TV.
AnkleByter 1 year ago (edited)
We use an old Note 3 as a remote for a tv (specifically, for a Roku box, lol). It was a phone being used as a daily phone until recently.
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Super Beast 1 year ago (edited)
I dropped my flip Z on its face on concrete maybe every week for 1.5 years, when it gave up half its screen was still working, I could make calls and send texts, I could use the Google assistant, and that's how I talked to the service guys. Fixed in a day.
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René Sauer 1 year ago
nope. I move so much in my sleep I would either end up completely constricted or half naked because it slid all the way up.
Jenny Mason 1 year ago
I would probably strangle myself with the hat. I have waist-length hair that regularly winds around my neck even though I wear it up in bed.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
As a sneaker freak, I’ll share that there are several sites & apps that can determine if they’re real or fake as well as their current value. You’d be surprised how convincing fake ones can be.
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Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
I think your brother shaved him? Or lost your dog and stole another small white dog? Either way, your brother is a moron.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Does anyone know how this was resolved? Was it the same dog, just naked, or did he get the wrong pupper? I need closure!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Wow, I don't think ANYONE knew there was a difference in the level of care and attention one can give human children versus pet children! /s As an aside, I wouldn't let my dog or cat "run off into the woods on a walk" alone. Leash your damn pets.
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Kkg 1 year ago
You know. There are people who treat their pets better than their children, so sometimes it's better not to "try having a real son"..
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Janet Sparrow 1 year ago
Elvis had like 30 pounds of poo in his colon when he died. He died of constipation and heart attack.
Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)
Wow heart broken and full of shite, sounds like my cheating ex when I dumped him🤣
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Dave Platt 1 year ago
“See, that’s your problem, Potter. You were never serious about the craft.”
Load More Replies... Janet Sparrow 1 year ago
Hagrid is my fav! I am a big fan of Robbie Caltrain. I cried when he died.
Don't listen to me 1 year ago
Robbie Coltrane is dead? I missed that. What a shame. Great guy.
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Squirrel Chaser 1 year ago
Three? Gambon or Griffiths? Or did you mean the Queen?
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Barry Fruitman 1 year ago
Or that thing that guys do alone that involves a lot of wrist action
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MotorcycleDoggo 1 year ago
"Time off requests" are a notification that you will be taking "time off?, and a "request" that they assign your PTO to that time.
René Sauer 1 year ago
Depends on how far in advance it was made. Just a month or less? better hope there are still coworkers available to pick up for you. Better ask six months or even longer in advance.
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Aud (she/they) 1 year ago
Omg I had a crush on Mavis from Hotel Transylvania as a kid so bad but I didn't even realize it until it clicked that I was bi
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
The problem is that crocs are often more than $50 now. For two pieces of molded plastic.
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Stella D 1 year ago
“A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples”. Found the original headline. Makes so much more sense now.
WindySwede 1 year ago
Thanks, because I wonderd if it was three raccoons in a trenchcoat, posing a a person named Virginia. 🙃
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AnkleByter 1 year ago (edited)
Drunk behavior often gets called in, or reported at least, as rabies. We have a lot of fruit trees here, and nearby, and often find drunken critters of all sorts. Squirrels are hilarious and tend to look more like tiny angry Italians, hand gestures and all. Racoons are the I love you bro, 'mere, hey where you goin', don't run away from me sort. Bees are ready to kick butt and take no names. Goats just look like they spent hours on a gravitron (spinning ride that pins you to the wall) and lost their land legs.
Elizabeth Tayler 1 year ago
Best & most informative comment I've read in days. I pictured every one! Thank you!!!
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Brittania Kelli 1 year ago (edited)
Adding a comment to cover a yuck comment. A guy can wear pink converse trousers and not be gay, this isn't 1984, we've evolved and understand gender is a construct and does not reflect on a person's se#uality. A man can wear a dress and be straight.
Hellebore 1 year ago
He's an idiot, and quite ironic when your name is Fruitman
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WindySwede 1 year ago
Nono, they lack toes, and somehow lack toddler ants! 🙃
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
.....which is why I do most of the cooking. My wife got offended when I saw her pan frying a steak with water..."why are you boiling meat?"
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Poor cow would be mortified to know it was treated this way.
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Fussy1 1 year ago
Just be careful, after a bit too much to drink one night, my s/o stuck the pizza in cheese side down and set the smoke alarms off in our condo at 4:30 in the morning. On the bright side, after explaining and apologising, some of the neighbours now reheat leftover pizza this way now too! Lol
Jenny Mason 1 year ago
The grease would drip onto the elements and possibly set fire to the toaster 😒
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Arthur Waite 1 year ago
In the middle of the night, you use sonar, rather than turning on the bright light.
David Paterson 1 year ago
You missed where it bounces off the rim and ends up ten feet to the side.
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The Announcer 1 year ago
She thought she got away with it. No statute of limitations concerning the heart.
Bewarethere@gmail.com 1 year ago
Oh please! If the rolls were refused she'd totally not blink an eye
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
I do not think that means what you think it means
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Squirrel Chaser 1 year ago
What if it were someone who identified as a her?
Load More Replies... Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago
Idiots. But, that's what a lot of the new ones are.
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
My partner was half asleep on a road trip, she went to open her window and her muscle memory went for the wrong side as she was my passenger instead of the driver. I suddenly had a car that wanted to swap ends on a long curve as she had pulled the electronic hand brake / e-brake. Rear wheels locked up, and they made an awful noise, I was suddenly having to steer into a slide, she realised what she was doing, released the brake and I had a car that was now trying to go in another direction. After it had all settled down she fessed up and I was relived that the car hadn’t sustained any damage, only my blood pressure needed some help!
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The Announcer 1 year ago
Kiss everyone you can....you might not get cavities but I guarantee you'll get something else
Calliope Castillos 1 year ago
Actually... thats not quite right since certain kinds of cavities have been found to be like stds and can be communicable through kissing. Sorry saliva.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Wow, I totally misread this the first two times... Haha
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I related to the emotional support dog pic. Except for the bud light can. I like a nice hoppy double ipa
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