With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 months ago

Best one!

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#2

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Jenna Bois
Community Member
2 months ago

This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

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RJ
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

My ex is half Indonesian and born in Holland and still got discriminated, because he has a color. The police thought he was Morroccan. He was just waiting outside for me and it was late. They immediately thought he was up to something and when he prayed in church in the morning and took a mat too kneel, a woman who saw him come out of the church called the police, because she thought our church was letting asylum seekers sleep there. I saw an asylum seeker with a matrass! The Indonesian guy who heard it from the owner of the building couldn't stop laughing when he told him. So dumb. I was in the train and saw his son. The mom is from the Carribean. He was treated like filth and he's so sweet.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
Community Member
2 months ago

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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#5

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Daria B
Community Member
2 months ago

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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#6

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago

Hey, don’t insult potatoes.

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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Orillion
Community Member
2 months ago

Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

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#8

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Emperor Kitten
Community Member
2 months ago

Sounds too comfortable for a real ceremony

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#9

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Hans
Community Member
2 months ago

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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#10

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zims
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2 months ago

This surprised a laugh out of me

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#11

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Berry Budgie
Community Member
2 months ago

Cant unsee that😆

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#12

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

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#13

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Deborah Brett
Community Member
2 months ago

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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#14

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Animal lover❤
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2 months ago

😬

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#15

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Ingrid
Community Member
2 months ago

He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

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#16

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

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#17

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
2 months ago

This is me everyday.

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#18

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Hans
Community Member
2 months ago

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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#19

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Janine B.
Community Member
2 months ago

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

elfin
Community Member
2 months ago

I dunno. I'm beginning to enjoy my rabid dandelion look. Especially since I colored it red.

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Charlotte
Community Member
2 months ago

Bloody hell, your hairdo isn't worth someone's life! If it's too long, get a fucking hair band or use some scissors. And stop being a grade A cunt.

Slune
Community Member
2 months ago

....and a A dick! As I can figure out of the picture

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PjandBolt
Community Member
2 months ago

Sometimes I am ashamed to be human :/

JazzyWorld
Community Member
2 months ago

Welcome to the club

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GirlFriday
Community Member
2 months ago

I have the worst hair. It is awful. It is worse when it is long. I would crawl across glass in the pitch black, dark Georgia night to keep my hair manageable in normal circumstances, but these are the not normal circumstances and I will not risk my life or the precious life of the wonderful woman that tames my hair during a world wide pandemic. I mean, come on people! If I can live with this awful mess for a few more weeks, you can too.

JazzyWorld
Community Member
2 months ago

Me too. I have never opened my windows since this started in fear someone would see me... thinking of going bald.

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Bill Taylor
Community Member
2 months ago

Big difference between needing a haircut and wanting clean drinking water.

Dizzyaudiohh
Community Member
2 months ago

As a hairstylist myself, I'm not looking forward to going back to work and dealing with all of these entitled shit fucks. I have a training class on new procedures next Tuesday and I can only assume I'll be back at work soon after. We just had 10 new cases and death (possibly 2) the previous week and they're all excited about opening again.. stuuuuupid people.

Tovah Roche
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

My sister owns a high end barbershop. She reopened last week and is strictly doing hair cuts only. She's had four grown ass men throw tantrums because the shop wasn't offering full service. One of the tantrum guys walked out the door refusing to pay because of "false advertising." Dude, you got a $20 haircut and a free bottle of beer on a normally $75 dollar service. Grow up.

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Bobrossissenpai
Community Member
2 months ago

People in Flint: literally living with disgusting water, and having to use it everyday Everyone else: YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD?! MY HAIR GETTING LONGER, AND PEOPLE WILL JUDGE ME ON MY 11:00 AM ZOOM MEETING

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 months ago

My hair is the longest it's been since I was a teenager. But I'm not whining like a spoiled house ape - I'm dealing with it, though I can hardly wait to have this mane whacked off.

Amy Grant
Community Member
2 months ago

"First world country" without clean water for their inhabitants? hm...

Tabitha L
Community Member
2 months ago

Years ago, I was doing a program for high school students for World Water Day. Students from the US were sharing their research on access to clean water around the world. When it was time for the students from Camden, NJ to speak they said - we don't need to look around the world. The water fountains in our school are blocked off because our water is unsafe to drink. Damn. It was a lesson for everyone.

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PANDAS
Community Member
2 months ago

I know this is about world problems, but, can we talk about how F*CKING PRETTY THAT CHILD IS

Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

I can give people haircuts with a machete and a lawnmower. But, they'd better not complain if I lop off something other than hair.

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 months ago

😁😂😅😆😊

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Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
2 months ago

Buy scissors you incompetent assholes.

Id row
Community Member
2 months ago

This is making my blood pressure spike.

Agfox
Community Member
2 months ago

I'd have a teaspoon of sympathy if they were demanding access to their gym

Curry on...
Community Member
2 months ago

They need more than a haircut to improve that look of stupidity.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
2 months ago

Haircuts vs. killing off friends and family—what to choose, what to choose.

L Duncan
Community Member
2 months ago

Man, it's almost like governments local and otherwise can't actually respond to the needs of their communities.

Sherry Hart
Community Member
2 months ago

I mean really? Go ahead and get your damn haircut and get your nails done too while you’re at it! 🤦🏽‍♀️👎

NMN
Community Member
2 months ago

As someone that has stopped going to hairdressers in 2003 (never wanted to anyways, only went before that against my will) I truly don't get the fuss about ppl wanting a haircut

abby smink
Community Member
2 months ago

It's more about "waahhhh, I'm being told what to do, even if it's for the good of others. Waaahhhh" Like a petulant child.

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Gipsy Kings fan
Community Member
2 months ago

Perfect! This juxtaposition of two photos puts everything in its proper perspective.

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
Community Member
2 months ago

Cut your own flipping hair if it means that much to you. Plenty of youtube tutorials. Don't go out there and get us all sick!

Rick Drew
Community Member
2 months ago

One is using this to promote herself even though Flint has had clean water for over a year.....

Anna D
Community Member
2 months ago

So sad.

Annamay
Community Member
2 months ago

Sad.

Sharon Vaughn
Community Member
2 months ago

In 2014, they really had something to complain about.

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
2 months ago

How can Americans be without drinking water? Pathetic!

Colin Rogers
Community Member
2 months ago

Powerful message but faked up signs. Shame!

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
2 months ago

Not even close...

Ninja Nonna
Community Member
2 months ago

Once I would have said that defies belief....

Thalia Lovering
Community Member
2 months ago

Did America become so stupid before it after voting for Trump?

Donald Schofield
Community Member
2 months ago

“Ohhhhhhhhhh, White Man bad, black man good” YAWN!

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no_name
Community Member
2 months ago

The posture of clerk is enough said

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Rissie
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to bitch about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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kathryn stretton
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2 months ago

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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#23

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
2 months ago

Sad but true. Uk not much better.

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
2 months ago

Bwahahahhaa

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#25

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Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
2 months ago

How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

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Lilla Bence
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
2 months ago

True, they did.

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

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#29

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Santi-Jose Acosta
Community Member
2 months ago

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
2 months ago

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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Janelle
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2 months ago

kitty!

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#32

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 months ago

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 months ago

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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Hans
Community Member
2 months ago

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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Astrid Nineor
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2 months ago

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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TheHerplover
Community Member
2 months ago

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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Janine B.
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2 months ago

Bwahahaha!

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troufaki13
Community Member
2 months ago

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

So sad for both reasons.

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