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There’s a small handful of things you can treat yourself with. Scented candles, self-help books, home-made nachos, and rewatching every season of Girls are fine for a while. Until you stumble upon that pale figure staring back from the mirror. Chipped nails and undyed hair hint that the line has been crossed.

And sooner than you know it, your quarantined home turns into a DIY beauty salon. It charges nothing and covers all essential services from fake tan, manicure, and hair trimming. All executed by you—a professional rookie. Surprise surprise, a quarantine beauty fail accomplished! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best lockdown beauty disasters that will either inspire or curb your enthusiasm for good.

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What could go wrong having my first buzz cut with the boys at 11PM without checking how much battery the razor has left

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does not matter, you will not meet anybody for the next month... (Except if you are sharing your picture..) ;-)

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Alex Bailey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you just shave it though? Trimmers, with length guides/guards are very good and really easy to use.

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I'm reluctant to call what my wife did to me a haircut. But here it is. Well done wife, another string to your bow

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Giving yourself some time to focus on you and relax may be exactly what you need the most. You may not have a better opportunity to focus on yourself than the quarantined days any time soon. But before getting yourself into a full-blown home-made spa, you might wanna know some tips about basic beauty treatments.

If you feel like you need a hair trim, you'd better take some time off from cutting altogether. Stay focused on your hair health and consider adding conditioning masks or moisturizing treatments to your beauty routine. After the crisis is over, you will be stunned to see your luscious locks well-rested and ready to take on the summer look.

Another great tip is to try washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

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Quarantine + boredom + overconfidence = this monstrosity

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ponytail first and then chop of the end. Damp hair, smooth into a low ponytail and then keep the amount you cut off to a minimum. If you repeat the process from start to finish it ends up pretty even.

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Another great tip is washing your hair less. Start slow—skip days at a time and see how your locks are feeling. There are natural oils on our scalp that boost hair health, but we usually wash them all off in daily shampooing sessions.

You can definitely try out a quarantine nail salon at home. But it’s better to stay away from gel or dip manicures altogether. A regular polish of your fave color is a great way to get that lively look. Try out colors that you usually don’t wear—quarantine is a judgement-free zone, and it’s an excellent time to experiment a little.

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Today my partner learned that you shouldn’t put off a haircut until the apocalypse when the only person left to do it (we’re in NYC) is your girlfriend who has never even trimmed her own ends. He calls this look “Cambodian garbage Hitler.” 

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My kiddo cut his hair yesterday, then agreed to let me have a little fun with it before we fixed it.

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These quarantine cuts are amazing

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Jim Kang
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha. Is that a quarantine hair cut or a typical Walmart customer?

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Is anyone else struggling to adjust to their new at-home beauty routine? I accidentally burned my lip trying to wax yesterday… so painful. Tell me I’m not alone

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Mark
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeee, probably would have been less noticeable with a bit of hair on your top lip ;)

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Tried to cut my son's hair during quarantine, now he's gonna complain to the hotel manager

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Don't use your beard trimmer to cut your hair

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or if you do use the trimmer guards. Start with the highest number as you can always go shorter. Longer on top, shorter on back and sides. I have a six on top, and a combo of four, three, two as I get closer to the edges.

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Our son's hair was in desperate need of a haircut during quarantine. Husband and I took a wack at it. We had to stop before it got worse

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Chris Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why don't people look at online guides? There are plenty of videos showing people how to do an easy trimmer haircut. It isn't difficult. My sister always did her sons hair.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he's made of paper and someone really bad at origami took the back panel of his head and folded it up, gave up, and then just put it back in defeat lmao

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The back looks like a piece of hairy lunch meat....sorry

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My heart aches for you - poor fella. Hope you don't have to be anywhere soon.

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Sue Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with all the cut-to-the-scalp business? Uglee to the max.

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Linda Atkinson-Arnold
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks for having a great sense of humor and for putting yourself out there even though the world is full of ignorant losers that have no life and only feel important when they are bullying others.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ombré bald cut. Don't expect to see this catching in too soon. Songs fade into a chorus better than this. Then fade out.

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My buddy's wife convinced him to let her cut his hair while in quarantine. The results speak for themselves

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With the barbershop closed during quarantine, my wife tried her best...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, try your own nails for the duration. The break might do them some good as acrylics can damage the nail and in some cases cause fungal infections.

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My mom: “Don’t worry, I used to give haircuts all the time”

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Uh oh, this looks weird. Maybe I should have googled how to give a haircut before jumping right in

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the famous Kim Jung Un style? Now I understand why Donnie fell hopelssly in love with him....

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I’m not a hairdresser. Corona forced me to be a hair dresser. This is why I am not and should not be a hairdresser. (I had my phone in my hand and it accidentally took a burst pic which captured the “what have I done” look on my face)

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wife wanted to cut my hair for her birthday since I was overdue before quarantine started...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would normally seem like an odd birthday present... but given the times...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this Berber Carpet effect. Just want to curl my toes up in it right now.

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Alex Bailey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. Never understood the desire for acrylics... all that filling-in hassle.

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