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Many of us spend hours each day in front of the computer or our phone screens—whether for work or for pleasure. However, far from everyone knows just how computers and the programs they run work. For all intents and purposes, for the majority of us, computers are akin to magic: we don’t care how they work as long as we get our daily dose of cat pics.

However, the programmers, coders, computer scientists, and digital geeks of this world surf circles around us on the internet and know the nitty-gritty of how our tech really functions. And in their world, humor takes on a specific tone: you’ve got to know a bit about programming to really get the jokes that are multilayered like onions.

The r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit is chock full of awesome programming memes and jokes that you’re bound to enjoy if you fancy yourselves fans of coding and all things tech, dear Pandas. Upvote your fave pics as you scroll down.

Bored Panda reached out to software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew Eckel for some insights into programming. Read on for his thoughts, dear Pandas.

You’ll find some more awesome coding memes in Bored Panda’s earlier articles about r/ProgrammerHumor right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.

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#1

Some Years Later…

Some Years Later…

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Bored Panda wanted to get software engineer Andrew's opinion on whether or not it's important what programming language people start with. He shared that if you're pressed to learn a new language, for example for university, you might get the motivation to go above and beyond.

"My undergrad program was taught in C++, but where I went to grad school, they used Java. To catch up, I wound up taking graduate-level classes and the freshman intro class in the same semester. My fellow students in the freshman class wondered how I suddenly became their TA in the following semester," Andrew shared a snippet from his own life.

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    #2

    Guess Flexibility Wasn't A Requirement

    Guess Flexibility Wasn't A Requirement

    98712334234609877651 Report

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Peter Nistor even if it rhymes, don't work for Accor!

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    #3

    Based On Personal Experience

    Based On Personal Experience

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    Andrew fully believes that programming allows for a lot of creativity and expression. In his view, saying that programming isn't creative is "like saying using a sewing machine isn't creative. It's creative if you make something creative with it! It's a craft that can be done both artfully and in the service of creating great art. Or you can program a garage door opener with it."

    He quipped: "If people say it isn't creative, you won't hear them over the sound of your garage door closing."

    #4

    Namespacing...

    Namespacing...

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    #5

    Computer Screams..

    Computer Screams..

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    Crease Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When AI becomes sentient it’s coming for the people that made this… 🤣

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    #6

    Why But Why?

    Why But Why?

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    Nevid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The computer doesn't know that you are missing a semicolon. It sees what looks like two instructions in a row and assume you meant for them to be two separate instructions. But it could be something else, and the computer tells you about the problem so you make it clear what you want, instead of fixing it without telling you and ending up with a code that doesn't do what you want.

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    Software engineer Andrew also opened up to us about his latest creative projects. "I've been working on a song called 'Fire Escape,' with a couple of my Boston friends singing backup, recorded remotely, and a synth bass part with a lot of pitch shifts in it. Inspired by the synth bass of Britney Spears's 'Toxic,' I hooked up a MIDI joystick to control pitch in the left-right direction and vibrato in the up-down direction, emulating the way the joystick on some '80s synths worked. The song as a whole is nothing like 'Toxic,' a whole different sound, but for the bass part I wanted that vibe!" he told Bored Panda.

    Meanwhile, he's preparing to release his LeastAverageImage project's code open-source next week, "along with some results of running the program with a classic Simpsons episode as input." He also "did a little photoshoot with a favorite toy from my childhood last weekend, for a silly joke making fun of NFTs."

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    #7

    Wait, What Is Happening Here?

    Wait, What Is Happening Here?

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'll go with cry

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    #8

    We Know

    We Know

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the worst thing is, the codes you proudly thought were short and compact and workable, could be even shorter and more compact.

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    #9

    Steal What Is Stolen

    Steal What Is Stolen

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made those original codes, I owe you my semester marks 🙏🏻

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    The r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit has nearly a whopping 1.8 million members, as well as an additional 54k followers on Twitter. Created way back in 2012, it celebrated its 10th anniversary at the end of January this year.

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    Whether you’re a veteran programmer or are completely new with a freshly-baked diploma, if you plan on sharing memes on the sub, you should always aim for relevant jokes. All the humor has to be programming-related, so jokes that are generic and cover other professions are best kept for other online communities.

    Software engineer, musician, and artist Andrew previously gave Bored Panda some great insights into the work, life, and world of programming.

    #10

    "I Don‘t Know Why It Is Not Working"

    "I Don‘t Know Why It Is Not Working"

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    #11

    Whatever, Dude

    Whatever, Dude

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    Hans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alan Turing would likely have contributed much more to humanity if humanity didn't decide to treat him insanely inhumanly.

    Steve Riddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without Primitive Religion taking control of Europe & later the rest of the world I believe humans would have landed on the Moon by the year 1200.

    Ravioli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s not forget the burning of the Library of Alexandria and the burning of witches at the stake. TL;DR fire bad

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... it's a shame how he was treated ... they abused him into suicide, just for who he was. Disgusting bigotry and a severe case of conservativia vulgaris, sure treatable by a lobotomy to everyone involved in punishing Mr. Turing for being gay. These people are evil, stupid, ungrateful and generally lack compassion, reason and any right to have any say in any.

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    #12

    Has This Ever Happened To You?

    Has This Ever Happened To You?

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1) palm to the face. Step 2) shake head. Step 3) repeat steps 1 & 2.

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    He explained that debugging can actually be fun and said that programming as a whole is very rewarding when you finally manage to figure out the puzzle. For him, programming is definitely all worth it.

    According to software engineer Andrew, the core of any programmer or computer scientist’s joy lies in creating new and exciting things and then watching them work as they had intended.

    #14

    Project Manager's Scream In Disguise

    Project Manager's Scream In Disguise

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Now ur attacking my whole life. Stop it! Stop it right now

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    #15

    Im Turning 14 Years Old! This Is The Cake That My Dad Made

    Im Turning 14 Years Old! This Is The Cake That My Dad Made

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    "The best moment for any programmer is seeing something you built work for the first time. It seems almost too good to be true, when something goes from an idea to a bunch of lines of code, to something that actually works and is helpful," he said what keeps him passionate.

    "You don't even need to invent anything to experience this thrill. Often it's just a matter of taking a well-known algorithm and applying it to a new situation,” Andrew said that someone can experience joy without programming something entirely unique and never-before-seen.

    #16

    What?

    What?

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    Quaumsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace programming with nothing and you get me

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    #18

    They Have A Job To Keep!

    They Have A Job To Keep!

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    “There are many great teachers out there who can teach about algorithms and the thought process of how to apply them—people who can take something that has the potential to be really dry and make it fun and interesting," he said.

    Andrew shared one recent moment of programming joy. It happened when his software-based art project finally started working as intended. "I certainly had that kind of moment when my image processing program LeastAverageImage spat out the 'airplanes' image and it was exactly what I had been hoping for," he said.

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    #19

    Thoughts??

    Thoughts??

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they are not low skill. It's just that fast food chains make a profit out of not having expensive senior staff. They give difficult stressful jobs to young people and expect them to burn out and fail so they can hire new ones without having to raise salaries.

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    #20

    Pro-Grammer Move Right There!

    Pro-Grammer Move Right There!

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    #21

    Riding The Good Life

    Riding The Good Life

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    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same when you learn a new programming language: "I understand everything" / "I know nothing" / "I understand everything" / "I know nothing" / ...

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    "But I had a similar feeling when a program I intended to reduce photos to only the colors available on a Lite Brite completely failed but made a 'running paint' effect much cooler than anything I was intending to make," he told Bored Panda. "That program isn't called LiteBriteColors now; it's called The ErrorSpreader," he added

    #22

    They Need To Stop Doing This

    They Need To Stop Doing This

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate this to my supervisor coming up with +/- 4 years of work for one student who's only got 4 months time and me, the lab tech, has to teach the student how to work a pipette.

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    #23

    Great Typo

    Great Typo

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    #24

    It Hurts

    It Hurts

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The code, the teacher, the keyboard, the compiler all are after us

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    However, like in most professions, big breakthroughs and moments of adrenaline don’t happen all the time. Usually, things are more mundane, the happiness that you get from your work is calmer, simpler.

    "Those 'eureka' moments don't happen every day, but the day-to-day fun in programming is debugging. I know that sounds crazy because if you're debugging it usually means the code you wrote doesn't work! But everyone I work with feels this way. The more confusing and strange the program's behavior is, the more fun it is to unravel the mystery, find the cause, and fix it. It's like a puzzle."

    #25

    Yeah Right

    Yeah Right

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    #26

    Who Else ..?

    Who Else ..?

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the hospital and this woman came in, introduced herself, and said she was going to be my Certified NetWare Associate.

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    #27

    Javascript Has And Will Always Have A Very Special Place In My

    Javascript Has And Will Always Have A Very Special Place In My

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    Dhairya Gupta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Javascript be like I am slowly going to kill you and you won't even fell a thing .....

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    Andrew shared with us a witty conversation between a teacher and a student that he heard back during a grad class that he took.

    "Teacher: Since we don't care about the language specifics, I'm going to write the example in pseudo-code.

    Student: Pseudo-code...isn't that the puzzle with numbers on a grid?

    Teacher: No, that's Sudoku."

    #28

    It's Too Painful

    It's Too Painful

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    #29

    Working With Old School Programmers Can Be A Pain Sometimes

    Working With Old School Programmers Can Be A Pain Sometimes

    LordOmbro Report

    Flops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you know that there is documentation, and it's either left with the last of a series of programmers (for understandable reasons), OR some admin has deleted "unnecessary" files....

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    #30

    Are You Good With Computers?

    Are You Good With Computers?

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to fix your printer for f**k's sake!

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    #31

    We All Can Relate

    We All Can Relate

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    #32

    It Works!

    It Works!

    esberat Report

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad he's wearing a high visablity vest. Very important when 10K feet in the air. (yeah I know it's a photoshop).

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    #33

    Well Well

    Well Well

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    #34

    "C++ Makes It Harder To Shoot Yourself, But When You Do It Blows Your Whole Leg Off"

    "C++ Makes It Harder To Shoot Yourself, But When You Do It Blows Your Whole Leg Off"

    mikey10006 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, C (and, therefore C++) is really just a bit of abstraction from assembly language, and hardly enforces anything. Languages like Python restrict the programmer much more – for the good and for the bad. Chose the right language for the job, not the one you know best...

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    #35

    Why Are You Like This?

    Why Are You Like This?

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have Jell-O for brains, you have more than one backup in more than one location. Where I work we have a saying -- if you don't have good backups, it must not have been that important to you.

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    #36

    Programming In A Nutshell

    Programming In A Nutshell

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    #38

    You Don't Have Any Clue

    You Don't Have Any Clue

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

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    #39

    I Feel Bad Too

    I Feel Bad Too

    yxingalisa Report

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do neither of these, because f* Linux (and especially F* Linus Torvalds), and nothing I work on is collaborative so I don't have to worry about conflicts XD

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    #40

    Every Federal Government Project I've Been On Is Like This

    Every Federal Government Project I've Been On Is Like This

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    #41

    Just Your Regular 15 Inch One

    Just Your Regular 15 Inch One

    MaverickX17 Report

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    #42

    Ah Yes

    Ah Yes

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    Dhairya Gupta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wrote whole projects except that one Computer genius friend we all have ..

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    #43

    Ah Eureka..

    Ah Eureka..

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    #44

    Android, Ordroid, Nordroid

    Android, Ordroid, Nordroid

    mustafa_1998_mo Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so for those who don't get this one, these are logic gate symbols on circuit diagrams.

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    #45

    I'm Gonna Need You To Send Over Those Deets By The Weekend

    I'm Gonna Need You To Send Over Those Deets By The Weekend

    Robertgarners Report

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    #47

    Unit Tests: 😁 / Writing Unit Tests: 💀

    Unit Tests: 😁 / Writing Unit Tests: 💀

    white_cunt445 Report

    #48

    I'm Not Even Ashamed At This Point

    I'm Not Even Ashamed At This Point

    deconfusedguy Report

    #49

    Thats The Dream

    Thats The Dream

    MitchellMink Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That never happened. Next step: oh no I've f****d up somewhere.

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    #50

    I Said "We Can Make Everything With Css" In Class

    I Said "We Can Make Everything With Css" In Class

    yukselcihann Report

    Dhairya Gupta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good even without the caption ......

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    #51

    Hating Rust Since Day -2147483648

    Hating Rust Since Day -2147483648

    WeGoToMars7 Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm a bit of an exaggeration, I'd say C programmers... c++ is a step evolution of c

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    #52

    Real Programmers

    Real Programmers

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to understanding binary: there are 10 types of people...

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    #53

    I Don’t Think This Is Funny

    I Don’t Think This Is Funny

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why so many Linux folk have social and addiction problems ;)

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    #54

    This Probably Happens To Her A Lot

    This Probably Happens To Her A Lot

    silversmithsonian Report

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Watch out for that first step. It's a Lu, Lu!" -- Bugs Bunny. Yup, his first name was "Bugs."

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    #55

    I Heard You Can Just Inject Your Server With Hydroxychloroquine

    I Heard You Can Just Inject Your Server With Hydroxychloroquine

    also_also_bort Report

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally never meet a single programmer who'd be vaccine denier...

    #56

    I'm Turning Into A...

    I'm Turning Into A...

    farhanhafeez Report

    #57

    Gave Me A Good Chuckle So I Thought I Would Share

    Gave Me A Good Chuckle So I Thought I Would Share

    Xc1d30us_Mercy Report

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    #58

    Best Community Ever Imo

    Best Community Ever Imo

    bububeti Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's a kind response. They didn't even say "RTFM" or "that's a stupid question".

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    #59

    Happened To You Too?

    Happened To You Too?

    SpyrosDev25 Report

    MarioRossi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can somebody translate this to English...?

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    #60

    They Say That I'm A Hacker And A Wizard Lmfao

    They Say That I'm A Hacker And A Wizard Lmfao

    An_guten_Tagen Report

    #61

    Best Ide Ever!

    Best Ide Ever!

    esberat Report

    Adam Loren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use word all the time... To show my colleagues that their printer is, indeed, working just fine.

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    #62

    Its So Hard To Decide

    Its So Hard To Decide

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my dumbass tried doing both at the same time. Currently I'm habituated in a mental asylum.

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    #63

    Clients Are Really Like That...

    Clients Are Really Like That...

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    #64

    After Some Years I No Longer Care Tbh

    After Some Years I No Longer Care Tbh

    PixlBoii Report

    #65

    Thank God

    Thank God

    Erledigaeth Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this dude still have hair and clean shaven?

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    #66

    New Company Policy In 3, 2, 1..

    New Company Policy In 3, 2, 1..

    Memetron69000 Report

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that rule again… the one about deploying stuff on a Friday?

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    #67

    "Efficient" Resource Management

    "Efficient" Resource Management

    Le_Minimalizier Report

    #68

    Feel Sorry For The It Guy

    Feel Sorry For The It Guy

    alcatraz1286 Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you've installed it wrong. Please uninstall. It's supposed to go in the other end. Want to borrow some tubing?

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    #69

    Tell Me This Isn't Relatable...

    Tell Me This Isn't Relatable...

    _woffles_ Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those who don't get it: int = integer, has any range. Bool = boolean: either on or off, hot or cold.

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    #70

    Hmmmmmmmmm

    Hmmmmmmmmm

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    Judes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an old out-of-copyright picture in the public domain. Anyone can use this image. Apparently It appeared in Systematic natural history Vol II Part 2 Mammalia, by Shaw, George, 1751-1813.

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    #71

    Git Blame Someone Else

    Git Blame Someone Else

    YourTacosAreMine Report

    #72

    So Accurate

    So Accurate

    neXtTechnoKing Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Release happens WELL BEFORE Test!! Sometimes even before design and code are complete. Then you just call the incomplete parts "bugs"!

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    #73

    A Man Of Culture

    A Man Of Culture

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    #74

    Somehow I Still End Up Guessing Half The Time Till It Works

    Somehow I Still End Up Guessing Half The Time Till It Works

    TobyWasBestSpiderMan Report

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    #75

    So What Do You Use?

    So What Do You Use?

    _woffles_ Report

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    #76

    The Best Answer

    The Best Answer

    albenis99 Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This remind me: "Can you perform under pressure?", "No, but I can do Bohemian Rapsody, if you want"

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    #78

    Who Else Feels The Same?

    Who Else Feels The Same?

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    #79

    Ml Truth

    Ml Truth

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    Mia Hamsa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH EMGEES... Yes! Please! There is a point when it is actually so bad you want to kick things.

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    #80

    Well F*ck

    Well F*ck

    theUsurpateur Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA!! Probably the most common mistake of all time! isCrazyMurderingRobot == true

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    #81

    Laws Are Always To Be Followed

    Laws Are Always To Be Followed

    sad_2_happy Report

    #82

    Be The Senior You Needed When You Were A Junior!

    Be The Senior You Needed When You Were A Junior!

    AsterixBT Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summary of every convo on Stackoverflow

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    #83

    C++ Is Already Giving Me Good Vibes...

    C++ Is Already Giving Me Good Vibes...

    HelioH20BR Report

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Installs VSCode* *takes all of 5 minutes* Done. Next. Could have done it faster with ArduinoIDE though :)

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    #84

    Chadette Grandma

    Chadette Grandma

    iaminacent Report

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time 400 lines won't even get you out of the header in COBOL!

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    #85

    What It Feels Like To Explain Your Job To A Normie

    What It Feels Like To Explain Your Job To A Normie

    quakz_exe Report

    #86

    Code Sometimes Be Like

    Code Sometimes Be Like

    yonicstudios Report

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    #87

    Would This Fit Here?

    Would This Fit Here?

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch to Int64. That should see you through until the sun goes out.

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    #88

    I Had To Let It Out

    I Had To Let It Out

    the_polymerizr Report

    Grant Barlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo what? I would give that an A+ mate! Don’t know why they gave you 13/20

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    #89

    Why Are They Doing This??

    Why Are They Doing This??

    Csetox Report

    #90

    Speed Cameras Plus Sql?

    Speed Cameras Plus Sql?

    RossGracie Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the one who has "NULL" on his plate ^^: https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/

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    #91

    If It's A Python Infested Island, What Did You Think Would Happen???

    If It's A Python Infested Island, What Did You Think Would Happen???

    quakz_exe Report

    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need help() about life pls

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    #92

    Because I Am A Programmer

    Because I Am A Programmer

    Sakin101 Report

    #93

    Banned From Swift

    Banned From Swift

    Sampo Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brilliant. For those who don't get it, swift is also apple's programming language.. for now, till they change it again

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    #94

    Loooopss

    Loooopss

    theHaiSE Report

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    #95

    Thank You Ide For Bringing In Colors In My Life..

    Thank You Ide For Bringing In Colors In My Life..

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

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    #96

    I'm Safe

    I'm Safe

    TheSpixxyQ Report

    #97

    War Isn't Funny. Hopefully My Memes Are

    War Isn't Funny. Hopefully My Memes Are

    arrr93 Report

    #98

    Soft Skills

    Soft Skills

    Toofast4carramba Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't get it: CSS is for layouts, it has zero to do with databases.

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    #99

    Some Daily Meetings Do Be Like That

    Some Daily Meetings Do Be Like That

    SparklyEarlAv32 Report

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    #100

    Money!!

    Money!!

    huellllllll Report

    #101

    I Bet You Can't

    I Bet You Can't

    memengenieur Report

    #102

    We Need Open Source

    We Need Open Source

    Helpful-Finding-2237 Report

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it's never "free". Comes either with expenses or consequences...

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    #103

    Saw This Gem Of A Post On Linkedin. Thought I Would Share

    Saw This Gem Of A Post On Linkedin. Thought I Would Share

    mni_dragoon Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what, bitcoin makes all these things look like amateurs so I feel nada.

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    #104

    All Assemble

    All Assemble

    randomgibberissh Report

    #105

    I Haven't Understood What Rust Is For

    I Haven't Understood What Rust Is For

    Linked_Punk Report

    #106

    Snake

    Snake

    theHaiSE Report

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    #107

    There Are Only Two Types Of People They Said

    There Are Only Two Types Of People They Said

    Cronos993 Report

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    #108

    I'm Sorry, I Laughed, I'm Sorry

    I'm Sorry, I Laughed, I'm Sorry

    serverlessmom Report

    #109

    And It Happens On Friday

    And It Happens On Friday

    einsamerkerl Report

    #110

    Trying To Help My C# Friend Learn C

    Trying To Help My C# Friend Learn C

    BBQGiraffe_ Report

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    #111

    I Was One Google Search Away From Learning Entire Language I Don’t Need. Dodged A Bullet

    I Was One Google Search Away From Learning Entire Language I Don’t Need. Dodged A Bullet

    maestro_7 Report

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    #112

    When Your Friend Is A C# Dev

    When Your Friend Is A C# Dev

    4thMistaBullet Report

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VS Code is still missing some features from VS...

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    #113

    Explain This

    Explain This

    KasaneTeto_ Report

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy: It's encouragement to learn. From "Having cold feet" defined as being fearful to undertake some action... Makes total sense imho.

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    #114

    When No Match For ‘Operator==’ In ‘__first.__gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator::operator* [with _iterator = Std::vector*, _container = Std::vector >, __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator::reference = Std::vector&]() == __val’

    When No Match For ‘Operator==’ In ‘__first.__gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator::operator* [with _iterator = Std::vector*, _container = Std::vector >, __gnu_cxx::__normal_iterator::reference = Std::vector&]() == __val’

    sql-gumby Report

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    #115

    "Intro Programming Class" Starter Pack

    "Intro Programming Class" Starter Pack

    RreFejSaam Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate, no, I loathe printf("Hello World");

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    #116

    Business Is Boomin’!

    Business Is Boomin’!

    bohdandr Report

    #117

    Cache Me Outside

    Cache Me Outside

    hakunamateta Report

    #118

    I See This Way Too Often At Work...

    I See This Way Too Often At Work...

    marcola42 Report

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. That's the mythology of complex password requirements. I always suggest people get a small notebook and write all their passwords down in it. Sure if someone gets the notebook you are screwed, but if you use reasonable care it's remarkably secure.

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    #119

    I Have Math Anxiety

    I Have Math Anxiety

    Alsentar Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amazing isn't it? People are so impressed by programmers but the math required is super easy compared to fing calculus. People ask me "isn't it difficult" and I'm like, "no, if you understand $a=$a+1 or $a++ you are more or less done with math."

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    #120

    Damn My Professor Isn't Very Gender Inclusive

    Damn My Professor Isn't Very Gender Inclusive

    furgfury Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems more inclusive than most: "Do you have a gender? Y/N"

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    #121

    In A Train In Stockholm, Sweden

    In A Train In Stockholm, Sweden

    Dlosha Report

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    solution: "www.multisoft.se/112358" - pay a look (and translate, it's in swedish)

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    #122

    Fn

    Fn

    yoyobara Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNOW LET'S CALL IT "METHOD" .... idiots.

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    #123

    Insightful

    Insightful

    reddit.com Report

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    #124

    Interesting

    Interesting

    yonaadug Report

    #125

    We Have A Misunderstanding Here..

    We Have A Misunderstanding Here..

    yuva-krishna-memes Report

    #126

    Debugging Code Be Like

    Debugging Code Be Like

    AWellPlacedCactus Report

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    #127

    It's Hard To Keep Up

    It's Hard To Keep Up

    kindofasickdick Report

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even funny.

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    #128

    Something Is Fishy

    Something Is Fishy

    einsamerkerl Report

    #129

    When Your Code Run The First Time

    When Your Code Run The First Time

    ninja__77 Report

    #130

    School Sucks

    School Sucks

    Galastique Report

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